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Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm sorry, Where can I put my katana?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Right?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I always think it's funny when you see people get
on a plane and they have like a cello or something.
You're like, damn.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You know. When I was in middle school, when I
first started playing in the band, right before I started
playing the drums, I really wanted to be in the band.
So I picked instruments that I could play with my
one good hand. Right, saxophone out of the question, clarinet,
out of the fucking question. We're not playing flutes anything
like that, so trumpets right. The marching French horn was
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another one.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Right, trombone you could have played ooh, Mainly losers play trombone.
I always love when people do they have like something
they did that it's considered, you know, in cliches, to
be something.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
And then they're always like, come to the dark side,
play the trombone.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
People settle on the trombone. They don't pick the trombone,
shut up.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I picked it. I picked it because everyone else either
picked the flute or the clarinet, And I was like,
fuck that. I don't want to be like everyone else.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I'm going to be different now I'm going to play
the trombone, no matter how.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Rus I wanted to do a dude instrument.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I guess regardless I had. The flute can be a
dude instrument, No it can't. It's like gays like an instrument.
No oh, no, give me one that's gayer than the flute. Harp.
I don't know man.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Male heart player name one.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I don't know his name because he's like a homeless
guy that lives downtown, that carries his harp with him
and he plays outside of like clubs and ship it
and uh, you know, harproud fucking harp. I ain't lying, dude,
He all his motherfucker around and I actually thought about,
uh seeing if he could come to the toy drive.
Uh this was years years, years years ago, Uh to
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sit and play the fucking harp in the background, because
he was really good. He was really good. He's I
don't I couldn't tell you any famous harppists harp players.
Thorp of jethrow Tall played the flute.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Marx played the harp that's really.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Called har Marx, one of the Marx brothers, a.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Comedian of the harpy.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Listen name anytime you've seen him playing. Those two were
fucking jokesters. But Jethrow Ian Thorpe of Jethrow Tall hardly
is gay.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah we don't know again and sorry sorry either way.
Of course, a guy named Ian would play the flute whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, he's a total flute player. Yeah, floutist, loutest, He's
a proud floutist. He also plays the harmonica, the keyboard,
bass guitar, the bozuki.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I don't know what a bazookie is.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
The balioka, okay, the saxophone, and a variety of whistles.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
God, I want that on my bio. A variety of whistles.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Corbin, host of The Big Man Morning Show, family man,
self proclaimed foodie practices jiu jitsu and master of several whistles.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Breaks out a fucking case and it's just different whistles.
This is my prized slide whistle. Okay, here's a bazooki.
I've seen those before.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Okay, yeahs an Asian long neck.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Furthermore, Susan, what other kind of whistles are there beside
coach and slide?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Dog whistle?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
A dog whistle? Okay, we just believe he's good, right,
the dogs will tell us. I can't think of any
other kinds of whistles. Oh, the skin whistle. But you
know what I meant, your lifts together and blow. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
There are different types of yes, uh size from small
or nose flute types. What okay? Yeah, there are many
different types of whistles. Here's a whalebone whistle, which is
a movie at nine. Yeah, there's different types of whistles.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Man who thought? Okay, I think.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I think I could be wrong, but even certain animal
calls are.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Whistles, like a duck call.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, animal calls are like they're they're considered whistles.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Oh, I would probably say more so of a woodwind
instrument because they use red as opposed to a whistle exactly.
That's the only thing I can think of, right, because
like with your regular coach whistle, let's got the little
peanut in there, you know, And it's just it's it's
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a formation of the of the the metal on the inside.
Slide whistle, same thing, you're blowing air through it, pull
the plunger down.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
So a whistle refers to the sound made by raping
air through a small opening. Sorry, sorry, I misread that
a whistle refers to the sound made by forcing air
through a small opening.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
With the lips. Thanks for cleaning that up. We don't
need our whistle experts. After you're getting you're raping raping
the windpipes.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
So is it like a whiskey is bourbon? Bourbon is whiskey?
Thing like is like a flute a whistle but it's
with a flute. A whistle is a flute, but a
flute doesn't a whistle like something like that.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I guess it could be what lindsay you were in
band as well. Flutes are called what they're not just wind?
The wind instruments considered woodwind. Yeah, well they're not woodwind
because they don't use a red like saxophone clarinet. Those
are woodwinds because they use a read same way with
your duck calls. But it's still just a wind instrument. Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Recorder is known as a okay is known as a whistle.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Okay type of whistle? Yeah for sure?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
This says a tin whistle or the penny whistle. H
the recorder, the ourc arena are all different types of
whistle flutes.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Very interesting and who joins the band and like you know,
Jethro told us, like, well what do you play? What fuck?
I could rock? A recorder. Bro, I have done three
blind mice a lot. Right, what do you play the flute?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
No? They're high as hell When he plays the flute,
they're like you should be in her band, and he's like, yeah,
I play other stuff too.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Oh yeah, they play the recorder. No. And you know
the whistle you get at the at the park. I
got that.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I think it's a little bit of on the spectrum.
And you're like, shit, all right, I guess.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
And this is Ian.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
He's always the last one in the meet and greet
or the first.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
This is Ian. He's our fucking whistler.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
So many different types of whistles? Well, I listen. If
you could be proficient in something, might as well be whistles.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Instruments commonly confused as wouldn't include the metal flute and
the saxophone, which are technically woodwinds. The flute is okay, yeah,
which is missed.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
The the vibraphone, which is something by an Aisle twelve
at Walmart, is mistaken for wood. Uh. The wood made
xylophone but features metal bars. It's based on the sound
production method reads her lips, not the material.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Right, what's that.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Pan flute? So I guess that still works in there.
That's that'd beig considered woodwind because you see, you know,
you know a're mostly made out of wood anyway, Okay,
just trying to think of what zam fear zam fear
master pan flute?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yes, pan flute is a woodwind instrument, okay, and it
produces sound by directing air across the open end of
a pipe. Eight out, that's what you said. Shit, I
didn't think we were going to talk about whistles. No, no,
I did not have woodwind instruments and whistles on my
pingo card. Yeah, we stand correct. Apparently flute and harp
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is not gay, right, surprise, we got it wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Always love wing to get those emails. You got it wrong?
No shit, right? Are you just now tuning in for
the very first time you say that word wrong? And
what the fuck is it your first day? Right? You'd
think a heart layer would be good with his fingers.
He might have, you know, some good action with the ladies.
You gotta stretch that ship out, You gotta be able
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to work. I could probably get away with playing a harp.
You don't know, you don't need all your fingers to
reach all the way down. How far down are we
talking about here? I mean, I don't know exactly. I mean,
you're not. I'm not gonna get a harp that is,
you know, four times my size. I would get a
gimpy proportionate harp.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Harp for.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Maybe like a like a like that harp you see,
like the Cherubs play you know.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
He made by play school.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
It works.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I was trying to find God, damn, the Internet's amazing
the triangle. No, because I think I think the triangle.
There are plenty of lead singers have also played the triangle.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
We all have in middle school band. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I was trying to find with the you know, Glenn
Miller man. Yeah, so you can't do the clarinet.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
That's so weird that you brought up Glenn Miller, because
when that question got brought up earlier in to tell
the truth about big bands, I wrote down Glenn Miller.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Like actual big band.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yes, Glenn Miller is still touring. I haven't written down
right here on my piece of paper, and you just
said Glenn mill here.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, but I was associating with the uh, the the clarinet, yes,
not misinterpreting the words either way.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Glenn Miller was supposed to be mentioned today at some
point somehow. Yeah, the the universe got him in there.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
What's a common trope or cliche against homosexuals that is
an instrument that is associated with it.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Clarinet's the only one I can think of, I mean,
besides the skin flute. Yeah, the piccolo piccolo okay, because
you gotta your your lips real thirst.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
It's well, it's a it's a smaller version.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
That's the one that's got that weird metal It's like
a clarinet, but it's got the smaller version of a flute.
Uh oh yeah, fucking piper sort of thing. Yeah, okay,
it's the obo that has the yeah, the little metal
piece coming out at the rest of the wood. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
What's the difference between a piccolow and a flute? Yeah,
that looks like that looks like the guy that would
play the piccolo. Piccolo is significantly smaller and plays an
octave higher than the flute.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Okay, do people go, that's piccolo?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Right?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I liked and catch it.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
The argument with Kenny g He played a saxophone, No
he didn't. He played an obo. No, it was a clarinet, whatever.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I don't Kenny G did not he played the saxophone.
He played the alto saxon. Yeah, he never played. No
one's ever thought he played the obo.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
What the fuck was that?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Oh that's the spirit of Glenn Miller coming in and
fucking shut up, is what it is. God damn Kenny G. Uh,
he's got a great podcast. By the way, was it
the alto or did he play the soprano sacks? He
may have been.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
He may play both. I know saxophone was his jam.
Oh yeah, I'm sure he plays other instruents. Man's incredibly talented.
So soprano sacks. Yeah, okay, it looks like a clarinet
to your defense.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, because it's all long and straight. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Obo is the one that looked that was really tall, right,
and it had the little.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah yeah, look like you're taking a breathalyzer test or something. Yes, yes,
I uh, I took speech in high school. You've heard
me talk about that before. And uh, the fucking mister Arnold,
great guy, a little fruity, but great guy. Nonetheless, he
would always play Kenny G. When it was time to
sit back and do our work. Wow, lesson plan would
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be over. Now it's time to work on your homework.
Da da da da, and fucking Kenny G would be
on boom every fucking time. You go over there and
hit play on that cassette and we would listen to
every fucking day. I had him for speech class and
Oklahoma history, so I had it. I had to do
with Kenny G twice a day.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, at the time, you probably thought that was dumb
and like lighting the loafers, Oh for sure, And now
coolest shit man, I'm for it.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Man, you want to relax, throw on some Kenny G.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I put Kenny G on before going to bed at
night and then in hopes that it would put me
to sleep, but it wouldn't because I would get lost
in my own thoughts because I would listen to his
music and I would start picturing some of his songs,
like in scenes from movies like Oh, I could totally
picture this scene happening right now with this particular Kenny
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G song playing in the background, and it would drive
me crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Is he still out doing stuff?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I saw him in concert at the United Center.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
That does not surprise me.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
With Tony Braxton, okay, it was a it was It
was a great concert.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Actually, guess how old Kenneth G is or Kenneth Gorlic?
You know who?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I'm confusing Kenny G with Richard Marx.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh, the guy who started Marxism.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Richard Marx, Oh, sad, I'll be waiting.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, no, no that either?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Well know, yeah, what song was that for a girl
like you?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
In the summer nights? Hold onto the nights? We'd love
to play it for you, but what I can't?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
They would fucking shut us down. Yeah, I was confusing
Kenny G with Richard Marx.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Kenneth Gorlic? How old is he?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Gorlic is his last name?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I want to say, I want to say seventy one.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
He is a very giggoity sixty nine. And when I
say giggity, not like that. But yeah, guess.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Who Richard Marx is married to Richard Marx missus Marx. Yes,
but before he was I think he.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Was married to a supermodel at one time.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
She may have been a model, but she's I think
she's more known for something else.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Okay, who is it? Who is MTV? Okay? Oh, Downtown
Jamie Brown Kennedy? No, no, no?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Dais a fin days? Really?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Really? God, I haven't heard that for damn it.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Volleyball player. She played volleyball. She was a swimsuit model.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
She was a swimsuit model. I swear she was a
weather presenter.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Still, yes, where's your Instagram? Daisy? Right here?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Why are we seeing thirst traps from her?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
For real? Here? She is first one. Boom. Yeah, she
still looks amazing. Yeah, good for her? Yeah, MTV, how
about that?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, everybody was like when they got together, Everybody's like, God, damn,
Richard marks Mus just have a giant cock because he's Dais,
because he got Daisy footage, because only hot women want
giants members.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Isn't that how it goes?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
No, every eva giant is different. It could be shallow,
right right, excuse me, you have a small becker.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Good you're a candidate, then you're in here, come on in.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Speaking of I have something really funny looking at giant cocks. Well,
penis is really okay. These are ways your penis ages
when you get older. Some of them you will expect,
some of them will throw you off. Now, obviously I
save this for the podcast, so we could be a
little more.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Color with it.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
But uh, the first one that's on this list is
it's not going to be what it used to be.
I think we all know that less testosterone, sex drive.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
All those things, right, Yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
That's an easy one. The next one I was not.
It apparently can turn gray.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
That makes sense though, when things I haven't seen a
lot of old cock, have you, That makes sense though,
Like things turn gray as they age your hair, you know,
so if it's not getting used, or if it's just
getting I can see how what happens to something when
it turns. When it's when it dies, when it dies,
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it's not dying, it technically is not.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
It's not. Listen, I'll give you that. But it's dying
on day one.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
There's still blood going through it.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yes, it's not.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah, And this is and this is more implying of
the melanin that's in the skin in that area that
causes the hair to go gray.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Got a picture of an old gray cock?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
And no, no, because I have a lot of gray hair, huh,
I don't know, I don't think, and I have a
lot of gray in my beard.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I don't know. Are your pubes gray?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
You're thinking?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
You like?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I can see it right now past my fucking belly.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
I mean, chest hairs turn gray.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Sure has turn sure, I just don't.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I don't think I have any gray pubes.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I haven't found one yet. I haven't reached that point.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
But maybe we need to start the gray Pube Club.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
But you know how like GPC. Okay, so what do
we pluck our first? One? Second? One?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
As you call up and you tell us you're you're
a member of the GPC.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I got a question for you guys. You know how
like old people get like liver spots on their hands,
you know, yeah, would you rather have those growing on
your dick or it just turned gray?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
And rather it just turned gray, because if you've got
spots growing on your dick, it looks.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Like I mean, I think what you're asking in my
brain is it won't matter because at the age that
liver spots or it turns gray happen. Yeah, I'm pretty
much done with it. It's like it's like, uh, it's like, uh,
you know, my camping gear. I'm not going camping again,
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right sitting there? Another one on here? It shrinks, Okay,
it's average dropping blood flow things like that lower testosterones.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, you know, you know, well that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Folds of belly fat help hide the penis of course,
because you're you get a lot of fat in that area. Yeah,
it curves apparently as something that happens when you age.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Really, as you get older, the peyronies kicks in. Huh.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, by your fifties or sixties, you can have enough
scar tissue build up to make your penis bend or
curve during an erection.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Well, stop beating it so fucking much, and maybe you
won't have scar tissue. Yeah, I don't think it's from that,
does the sounder? Yeah, settle down, listen, It's just a
tiny metal rod your cockole, it's all.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Maybe that'll keep it from First of all, tiny metal
rod is not a sentence, just so we're clear, right,
and if it is, it shouldn't be.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
And tiny metal rod in your cock exactly. It feels
like a movie. I'm hey, maybe it keeps it stiff
so you can get the you know, because if it
ain't coming up, you know, you got it. Kind of
like a splint for your broken finger.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Except my finger's not broken, you know.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Jim Whale, is it?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Uh? Your testicle shrink really again? Another part of reduced testosterone,
maybe an injury less blood flow. Anabolic steroids situation in
that area can cause the reduction. Sometimes even testicular cancer
can do that, which made me think, have you checked
yourself for testicular cancer?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Tom Green? My balls for cancer all the time.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
How do you check?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
You rub them?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
You had to rub the ball, same thing for like
breast cancer. No, basically no, because you.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Rub balls on your breast.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
But you can give yourself a self breast examination.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
You steel around for a lump? Yeah yeah, yeah, but
you know you you try to rub the outside of
the ball to see Tom Green, thank you?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Are you feeling for a lump?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Yeah? Yeah, I bump any kind of abnormalities. There should
be only one bump.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I I.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I have the scars from the vasactomy, right, you probably
have the same ones whatever, and those will throw me
off every now and again. The cliffs throw me off, right,
I'm like, what the fuck is? Oh? Yeah, that's okayectomy
not cancer.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Uh. Scrotum SAgs, your sack SAgs and becomes a fucking booie.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Right, it's just thirsty. Yeah, yeah, that's why. That's that's
why that suck underwear works so well. Scrow toks. There's
actually people that do that. Fucking injections and your ball
sacked to keep the wrinkles out and keep it all
nice and tight. Good. I don't care. I'm past make
it look good.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
It's less sensitive, You lose sensation, and it takes more
time for you to get aroused even reach orgasm.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Okay, okay, that makes sense. This one's interesting. It loses
its spring, so if you do have an erection, it
doesn't go.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
I think they're more implying how quickly you get an erection.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Your older lower.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Hormone levels, less blood, secure circulation, and nerve damage can
make getting harder harder. Okay, A rectile dysfunction becomes a
problem in older you get. By age seventy, seventy percent
of men will have trouble getting an erection.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Really damn near seven out of ten. I hope I
still get a good boner in seventy.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Fatty deposits occur which create a color change.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Is that where the gray comes into play? I guess. Okay.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Blood is what gives the tip of your penis ap color.
As blood flows slows the penis hand, penis head turns
a lighter shade. Rarely, a change in penis color is
a sign of cancer. If you also have other symptoms
like bumps or sores, you should see a doctor. Bitch,
any sore, I don't care what a sore I'm seeing
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the doctor.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
You're not going to wait for it to weep and
ooze before you go to the doctor.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
No Ah, And then the last one here, it goes
bald as you get older.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Really well, that's nice.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
The hair around your penis like the hair on your head,
thins with age because it's less visible than the hair
on your scalp. You may not feel the need to
do anything about it, but hair transplant is an option
if you are sensitive about baldness on your cock.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
No good on that. I am happy with my thinning
hair on top, But doc, can you please give me
a give me my bushback?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
More hair you lose, the more hair, more.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Head do you get? Congratulations? Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
In a year's fifty year examine, she was good. You
have any other questions?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Can I get a hair trance?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Playing my hot? No? No, thank you?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
No, You're fine. I'm just I'm insecure about the baldness
of my dick.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Started call. It is getting a little much with roguin
get here.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
The way it turns out, man fucking glp one's probably
fix it. Yeah, right, that's fucking fixing everything, goddamn right,
making them skinny, cring, cancer.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Diabetes, right, like all the things.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
You're like, well shit, uh huh, it's funny, how like
when other things happen here, like, yeah, I don't trust them.
I don't trust those scientists, but GLP one with all
the things, people are like, holy shit, how about this?
Huh right, I believe this science.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I don't believe any of that. Ship there's a long
term thing that we haven't figured out yet because the
golp ones have just recently come out, So what's going
to happen in the long term? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
In the first GOLP when it feels a fairly recently.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
It seems like it. It seems like before it was
just fucking slim faster adderall. I don't fucking cocaine. But
oh shit, GOLP one's been around for a while nineteen
eighty six, okay.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Well for diabetics, and they're like, oh, the people have
still been taking exactly Okay, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
The purpose it was for, all right, So they're using
it for something. It's just recently like, hey, this should
make you lose weight exactly and lose that dumb truck ears.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yeah, Anie Wilson, anyone who's anyone wants to lose weight,
They'll like, sign me up. I can lose weight without
working out.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
You look so fucking sickly, so sickly anybody. And I've
seen look at fucking Jelly Roll right now, and I
know he's out there working, he's I see him exercise
on the TikTok, but he looks sickly as hell.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
I think he looks better than what he looks, healthier
than what he did.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I don't think sunken eye people look healthy now, No, no, no, no,
But that's what Gimpi's describing.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yeah, he looked a lot better before he dropped all
the weight, and then there's a lot of them out.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
There unhealthy though. I mean, he was snack away from
a heart attack.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
I think that's extreme.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Not all people that are overweight are that. It is
a misconception that people that are overweight are a in
your words, a snack pack away from a heart attack.
It's true that being that size is not healthy for
your bones and for blood circulation. That is true, but
that doesn't mean, they're unhealthy in a point where they're
(26:41):
about to die any moment.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
It's a glandular problem. I'm fluffy, you bad motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I think a lot of people like to dog on
people that take glps and like, oh, they're taking a
shortcut or whatever. I don't see any difference between that
and a breast job, or getting your cheeks your eyebrows
pulled back, or getting liposuction, or getting shin implant or
calf implant. If that makes you feel good, we have
(27:10):
the technology to do it. Do it, yeah, because you
could get killed walking your doggie.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
True, But when it making you look like you're dying,
like you look like a cancer patient, I don't think
it's a good idea. And a lot of them are
like the same way with the uh, the gastric bypass surgery.
You know, yeah, it's helped a lot of fatties out
there lose a shit ton of weight, but I think
they're losing it way too fast. They look unhealthy. It
was a fucking Al Roger, right, Al Roker, the weather
(27:39):
man on the Today Channel, Big plumpy guy or whatever
what got the fucking gastric bypass looks sickly as fuck
now does not look right at all whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
It's just weird to shame somebody because they're fat and
then shame them because they took a drug to lose
it as well.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Oh, you can't win at all whatsoever. You're gonna get
shane regardless, shame because your name is Tom.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Joe maybe Okay, I don't know. I think Tom always
feels like well so does Joe ge Nah, that's why
they used Joe because it was such a common thing.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Okay, fair enough. I guess like Kyle either way, you
can't win in this world. No, you just can't.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, we root for people to fall apart, man.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yes, it makes you look better for yourself.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah, and you definitely can still be a lazy sack
of shit and take GLP once.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
In lose weight. Right, Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
I just have the mindset of I like food, and
also you can die walk in your doggy.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
So yeah, I try, like I'm I'm gonna do my best.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
But if I want a fucking candy bar, I'm eating
a fucking candy bar.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I sat down and ate a bowl of fucking mint
chocolate chip ice cream and it was a big fucking
bowl too, and you know what, I did not feel
guilty at all whatsoever actually felt Really.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
You shouldn't as long as you go back to the
goal you're working on, which is hard, yeah, and staying
focused that way, an occasional dip into the suite end
of the pool is not a big deal.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Can treat yourself.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
The problem is then when you come back and you're like, oh,
I'm not going to do any of the other strings.
I'm just now I'm going to have Jack in the
box and then I'm going to have the diner down
the street. Right all right, So Wednesday we're going to
be out at Pucks, which is in the We Street
Ice Center. If Drian Tulsa, we'd love for you to
come by. He get a chance to win the Yingling Flight,
(29:29):
Fairway Flight and Fairway golf cart could be yours from
our friends at Yingling Flight. Uh, guys, have a fantastic
week and uh we'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
See ya, bye bye,
I'm sorry, Where can I put my katana?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Right?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I always think it's funny when you see people get
on a plane and they have like a cello or something.
You're like, damn.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You know. When I was in middle school, when I
first started playing in the band, right before I started
playing the drums, I really wanted to be in the band.
So I picked instruments that I could play with my
one good hand. Right, saxophone out of the question, clarinet,
out of the fucking question. We're not playing flutes anything
like that, so trumpets right. The marching French horn was
(00:57):
another one.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Right, trombone you could have played ooh, Mainly losers play trombone.
I always love when people do they have like something
they did that it's considered, you know, in cliches, to
be something.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
And then they're always like, come to the dark side,
play the trombone.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
People settle on the trombone. They don't pick the trombone,
shut up.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I picked it. I picked it because everyone else either
picked the flute or the clarinet, And I was like,
fuck that. I don't want to be like everyone else.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I'm going to be different now I'm going to play
the trombone, no matter how.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Rus I wanted to do a dude instrument.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I guess regardless I had. The flute can be a
dude instrument, No it can't. It's like gays like an instrument.
No oh, no, give me one that's gayer than the flute. Harp.
I don't know man.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Male heart player name one.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I don't know his name because he's like a homeless
guy that lives downtown, that carries his harp with him
and he plays outside of like clubs and ship it
and uh, you know, harproud fucking harp. I ain't lying, dude,
He all his motherfucker around and I actually thought about,
uh seeing if he could come to the toy drive.
Uh this was years years, years years ago, Uh to
(02:14):
sit and play the fucking harp in the background, because
he was really good. He was really good. He's I
don't I couldn't tell you any famous harppists harp players.
Thorp of jethrow Tall played the flute.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Marx played the harp that's really.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Called har Marx, one of the Marx brothers, a.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Comedian of the harpy.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Listen name anytime you've seen him playing. Those two were
fucking jokesters. But Jethrow Ian Thorpe of Jethrow Tall hardly
is gay.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah we don't know again and sorry sorry either way.
Of course, a guy named Ian would play the flute whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, he's a total flute player. Yeah, floutist, loutest, He's
a proud floutist. He also plays the harmonica, the keyboard,
bass guitar, the bozuki.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I don't know what a bazookie is.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
The balioka, okay, the saxophone, and a variety of whistles.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
God, I want that on my bio. A variety of whistles.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Corbin, host of The Big Man Morning Show, family man,
self proclaimed foodie practices jiu jitsu and master of several whistles.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Breaks out a fucking case and it's just different whistles.
This is my prized slide whistle. Okay, here's a bazooki.
I've seen those before.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Okay, yeahs an Asian long neck.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Furthermore, Susan, what other kind of whistles are there beside
coach and slide?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Dog whistle?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
A dog whistle? Okay, we just believe he's good, right,
the dogs will tell us. I can't think of any
other kinds of whistles. Oh, the skin whistle. But you
know what I meant, your lifts together and blow. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
There are different types of yes, uh size from small
or nose flute types. What okay? Yeah, there are many
different types of whistles. Here's a whalebone whistle, which is
a movie at nine. Yeah, there's different types of whistles.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Man who thought? Okay, I think.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I think I could be wrong, but even certain animal
calls are.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Whistles, like a duck call.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, animal calls are like they're they're considered whistles.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Oh, I would probably say more so of a woodwind
instrument because they use red as opposed to a whistle exactly.
That's the only thing I can think of, right, because
like with your regular coach whistle, let's got the little
peanut in there, you know, And it's just it's it's
(05:14):
a formation of the of the the metal on the inside.
Slide whistle, same thing, you're blowing air through it, pull
the plunger down.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
So a whistle refers to the sound made by raping
air through a small opening. Sorry, sorry, I misread that
a whistle refers to the sound made by forcing air
through a small opening.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
With the lips. Thanks for cleaning that up. We don't
need our whistle experts. After you're getting you're raping raping
the windpipes.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
So is it like a whiskey is bourbon? Bourbon is whiskey?
Thing like is like a flute a whistle but it's
with a flute. A whistle is a flute, but a
flute doesn't a whistle like something like that.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I guess it could be what lindsay you were in
band as well. Flutes are called what they're not just wind?
The wind instruments considered woodwind. Yeah, well they're not woodwind
because they don't use a red like saxophone clarinet. Those
are woodwinds because they use a read same way with
your duck calls. But it's still just a wind instrument. Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Recorder is known as a okay is known as a whistle.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Okay type of whistle? Yeah for sure?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
This says a tin whistle or the penny whistle. H
the recorder, the ourc arena are all different types of
whistle flutes.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Very interesting and who joins the band and like you know,
Jethro told us, like, well what do you play? What fuck?
I could rock? A recorder. Bro, I have done three
blind mice a lot. Right, what do you play the flute?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
No? They're high as hell When he plays the flute,
they're like you should be in her band, and he's like, yeah,
I play other stuff too.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Oh yeah, they play the recorder. No. And you know
the whistle you get at the at the park. I
got that.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I think it's a little bit of on the spectrum.
And you're like, shit, all right, I guess.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
And this is Ian.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
He's always the last one in the meet and greet
or the first.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
This is Ian. He's our fucking whistler.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
So many different types of whistles? Well, I listen. If
you could be proficient in something, might as well be whistles.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Instruments commonly confused as wouldn't include the metal flute and
the saxophone, which are technically woodwinds. The flute is okay, yeah,
which is missed.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
The the vibraphone, which is something by an Aisle twelve
at Walmart, is mistaken for wood. Uh. The wood made
xylophone but features metal bars. It's based on the sound
production method reads her lips, not the material.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Right, what's that.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Pan flute? So I guess that still works in there.
That's that'd beig considered woodwind because you see, you know,
you know a're mostly made out of wood anyway, Okay,
just trying to think of what zam fear zam fear
master pan flute?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yes, pan flute is a woodwind instrument, okay, and it
produces sound by directing air across the open end of
a pipe. Eight out, that's what you said. Shit, I
didn't think we were going to talk about whistles. No, no,
I did not have woodwind instruments and whistles on my
pingo card. Yeah, we stand correct. Apparently flute and harp
(08:38):
is not gay, right, surprise, we got it wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Always love wing to get those emails. You got it wrong?
No shit, right? Are you just now tuning in for
the very first time you say that word wrong? And
what the fuck is it your first day? Right? You'd
think a heart layer would be good with his fingers.
He might have, you know, some good action with the ladies.
You gotta stretch that ship out, You gotta be able
(09:06):
to work. I could probably get away with playing a harp.
You don't know, you don't need all your fingers to
reach all the way down. How far down are we
talking about here? I mean, I don't know exactly. I mean,
you're not. I'm not gonna get a harp that is,
you know, four times my size. I would get a
gimpy proportionate harp.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Harp for.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Maybe like a like a like that harp you see,
like the Cherubs play you know.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
He made by play school.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
It works.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I was trying to find God, damn, the Internet's amazing
the triangle. No, because I think I think the triangle.
There are plenty of lead singers have also played the triangle.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
We all have in middle school band. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I was trying to find with the you know, Glenn
Miller man. Yeah, so you can't do the clarinet.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
That's so weird that you brought up Glenn Miller, because
when that question got brought up earlier in to tell
the truth about big bands, I wrote down Glenn Miller.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Like actual big band.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yes, Glenn Miller is still touring. I haven't written down
right here on my piece of paper, and you just
said Glenn mill here.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, but I was associating with the uh, the the clarinet, yes,
not misinterpreting the words either way.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Glenn Miller was supposed to be mentioned today at some
point somehow. Yeah, the the universe got him in there.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
What's a common trope or cliche against homosexuals that is
an instrument that is associated with it.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Clarinet's the only one I can think of, I mean,
besides the skin flute. Yeah, the piccolo piccolo okay, because
you gotta your your lips real thirst.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
It's well, it's a it's a smaller version.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
That's the one that's got that weird metal It's like
a clarinet, but it's got the smaller version of a flute.
Uh oh yeah, fucking piper sort of thing. Yeah, okay,
it's the obo that has the yeah, the little metal
piece coming out at the rest of the wood. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
What's the difference between a piccolow and a flute? Yeah,
that looks like that looks like the guy that would
play the piccolo. Piccolo is significantly smaller and plays an
octave higher than the flute.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Okay, do people go, that's piccolo?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Right?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I liked and catch it.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
The argument with Kenny g He played a saxophone, No
he didn't. He played an obo. No, it was a clarinet, whatever.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I don't Kenny G did not he played the saxophone.
He played the alto saxon. Yeah, he never played. No
one's ever thought he played the obo.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
What the fuck was that?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Oh that's the spirit of Glenn Miller coming in and
fucking shut up, is what it is. God damn Kenny G. Uh,
he's got a great podcast. By the way, was it
the alto or did he play the soprano sacks? He
may have been.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
He may play both. I know saxophone was his jam.
Oh yeah, I'm sure he plays other instruents. Man's incredibly talented.
So soprano sacks. Yeah, okay, it looks like a clarinet
to your defense.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, because it's all long and straight. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Obo is the one that looked that was really tall, right,
and it had the little.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah yeah, look like you're taking a breathalyzer test or something. Yes, yes,
I uh, I took speech in high school. You've heard
me talk about that before. And uh, the fucking mister Arnold,
great guy, a little fruity, but great guy. Nonetheless, he
would always play Kenny G. When it was time to
sit back and do our work. Wow, lesson plan would
(12:51):
be over. Now it's time to work on your homework.
Da da da da, and fucking Kenny G would be
on boom every fucking time. You go over there and
hit play on that cassette and we would listen to
every fucking day. I had him for speech class and
Oklahoma history, so I had it. I had to do
with Kenny G twice a day.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, at the time, you probably thought that was dumb
and like lighting the loafers, Oh for sure, And now
coolest shit man, I'm for it.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Man, you want to relax, throw on some Kenny G.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I put Kenny G on before going to bed at
night and then in hopes that it would put me
to sleep, but it wouldn't because I would get lost
in my own thoughts because I would listen to his
music and I would start picturing some of his songs,
like in scenes from movies like Oh, I could totally
picture this scene happening right now with this particular Kenny
(13:42):
G song playing in the background, and it would drive
me crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Is he still out doing stuff?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I saw him in concert at the United Center.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
That does not surprise me.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
With Tony Braxton, okay, it was a it was It
was a great concert.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Actually, guess how old Kenneth G is or Kenneth Gorlic?
You know who?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I'm confusing Kenny G with Richard Marx.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh, the guy who started Marxism.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Richard Marx, Oh, sad, I'll be waiting.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, no, no that either?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Well know, yeah, what song was that for a girl
like you?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
In the summer nights? Hold onto the nights? We'd love
to play it for you, but what I can't?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
They would fucking shut us down. Yeah, I was confusing
Kenny G with Richard Marx.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Kenneth Gorlic? How old is he?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Gorlic is his last name?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I want to say, I want to say seventy one.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
He is a very giggoity sixty nine. And when I
say giggity, not like that. But yeah, guess.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Who Richard Marx is married to Richard Marx missus Marx. Yes,
but before he was I think he.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Was married to a supermodel at one time.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
She may have been a model, but she's I think
she's more known for something else.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Okay, who is it? Who is MTV? Okay? Oh, Downtown
Jamie Brown Kennedy? No, no, no?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Dais a fin days? Really?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Really? God, I haven't heard that for damn it.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Volleyball player. She played volleyball. She was a swimsuit model.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
She was a swimsuit model. I swear she was a
weather presenter.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Still, yes, where's your Instagram? Daisy? Right here?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Why are we seeing thirst traps from her?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
For real? Here? She is first one. Boom. Yeah, she
still looks amazing. Yeah, good for her? Yeah, MTV, how
about that?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, everybody was like when they got together, Everybody's like, God, damn,
Richard marks Mus just have a giant cock because he's Dais,
because he got Daisy footage, because only hot women want
giants members.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Isn't that how it goes?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
No, every eva giant is different. It could be shallow,
right right, excuse me, you have a small becker.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Good you're a candidate, then you're in here, come on in.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Speaking of I have something really funny looking at giant cocks. Well,
penis is really okay. These are ways your penis ages
when you get older. Some of them you will expect,
some of them will throw you off. Now, obviously I
save this for the podcast, so we could be a
little more.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Color with it.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
But uh, the first one that's on this list is
it's not going to be what it used to be.
I think we all know that less testosterone, sex drive.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
All those things, right, Yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
That's an easy one. The next one I was not.
It apparently can turn gray.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
That makes sense though, when things I haven't seen a
lot of old cock, have you, That makes sense though,
Like things turn gray as they age your hair, you know,
so if it's not getting used, or if it's just
getting I can see how what happens to something when
it turns. When it's when it dies, when it dies,
(17:36):
it's not dying, it technically is not.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
It's not. Listen, I'll give you that. But it's dying
on day one.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
There's still blood going through it.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yes, it's not.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah, And this is and this is more implying of
the melanin that's in the skin in that area that
causes the hair to go gray.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Got a picture of an old gray cock?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
And no, no, because I have a lot of gray hair, huh,
I don't know, I don't think, and I have a
lot of gray in my beard.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I don't know. Are your pubes gray?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
You're thinking?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
You like?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I can see it right now past my fucking belly.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
I mean, chest hairs turn gray.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Sure has turn sure, I just don't.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I don't think I have any gray pubes.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I haven't found one yet. I haven't reached that point.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
But maybe we need to start the gray Pube Club.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
But you know how like GPC. Okay, so what do
we pluck our first? One? Second? One?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
As you call up and you tell us you're you're
a member of the GPC.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I got a question for you guys. You know how
like old people get like liver spots on their hands,
you know, yeah, would you rather have those growing on
your dick or it just turned gray?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
And rather it just turned gray, because if you've got
spots growing on your dick, it looks.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Like I mean, I think what you're asking in my
brain is it won't matter because at the age that
liver spots or it turns gray happen. Yeah, I'm pretty
much done with it. It's like it's like, uh, it's like, uh,
you know, my camping gear. I'm not going camping again,
(19:15):
right sitting there? Another one on here? It shrinks, Okay,
it's average dropping blood flow things like that lower testosterones.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, you know, you know, well that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Folds of belly fat help hide the penis of course,
because you're you get a lot of fat in that area. Yeah,
it curves apparently as something that happens when you age.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Really, as you get older, the peyronies kicks in. Huh.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, by your fifties or sixties, you can have enough
scar tissue build up to make your penis bend or
curve during an erection.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Well, stop beating it so fucking much, and maybe you
won't have scar tissue. Yeah, I don't think it's from that,
does the sounder? Yeah, settle down, listen, It's just a
tiny metal rod your cockole, it's all.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Maybe that'll keep it from First of all, tiny metal
rod is not a sentence, just so we're clear, right,
and if it is, it shouldn't be.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
And tiny metal rod in your cock exactly. It feels
like a movie. I'm hey, maybe it keeps it stiff
so you can get the you know, because if it
ain't coming up, you know, you got it. Kind of
like a splint for your broken finger.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Except my finger's not broken, you know.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Jim Whale, is it?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Uh? Your testicle shrink really again? Another part of reduced testosterone,
maybe an injury less blood flow. Anabolic steroids situation in
that area can cause the reduction. Sometimes even testicular cancer
can do that, which made me think, have you checked
yourself for testicular cancer?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Tom Green? My balls for cancer all the time.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
How do you check?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
You rub them?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
You had to rub the ball, same thing for like
breast cancer. No, basically no, because you.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Rub balls on your breast.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
But you can give yourself a self breast examination.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
You steel around for a lump? Yeah yeah, yeah, but
you know you you try to rub the outside of
the ball to see Tom Green, thank you?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Are you feeling for a lump?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Yeah? Yeah, I bump any kind of abnormalities. There should
be only one bump.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I I.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I have the scars from the vasactomy, right, you probably
have the same ones whatever, and those will throw me
off every now and again. The cliffs throw me off, right,
I'm like, what the fuck is? Oh? Yeah, that's okayectomy
not cancer.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Uh. Scrotum SAgs, your sack SAgs and becomes a fucking booie.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Right, it's just thirsty. Yeah, yeah, that's why. That's that's
why that suck underwear works so well. Scrow toks. There's
actually people that do that. Fucking injections and your ball
sacked to keep the wrinkles out and keep it all
nice and tight. Good. I don't care. I'm past make
it look good.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
It's less sensitive, You lose sensation, and it takes more
time for you to get aroused even reach orgasm.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Okay, okay, that makes sense. This one's interesting. It loses
its spring, so if you do have an erection, it
doesn't go.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
I think they're more implying how quickly you get an erection.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Your older lower.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Hormone levels, less blood, secure circulation, and nerve damage can
make getting harder harder. Okay, A rectile dysfunction becomes a
problem in older you get. By age seventy, seventy percent
of men will have trouble getting an erection.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Really damn near seven out of ten. I hope I
still get a good boner in seventy.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Fatty deposits occur which create a color change.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Is that where the gray comes into play? I guess. Okay.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Blood is what gives the tip of your penis ap color.
As blood flows slows the penis hand, penis head turns
a lighter shade. Rarely, a change in penis color is
a sign of cancer. If you also have other symptoms
like bumps or sores, you should see a doctor. Bitch,
any sore, I don't care what a sore I'm seeing
(23:18):
the doctor.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
You're not going to wait for it to weep and
ooze before you go to the doctor.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
No Ah, And then the last one here, it goes
bald as you get older.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Really well, that's nice.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
The hair around your penis like the hair on your head,
thins with age because it's less visible than the hair
on your scalp. You may not feel the need to
do anything about it, but hair transplant is an option
if you are sensitive about baldness on your cock.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
No good on that. I am happy with my thinning
hair on top, But doc, can you please give me
a give me my bushback?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
More hair you lose, the more hair, more.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Head do you get? Congratulations? Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
In a year's fifty year examine, she was good. You
have any other questions?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Can I get a hair trance?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Playing my hot? No? No, thank you?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
No, You're fine. I'm just I'm insecure about the baldness
of my dick.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Started call. It is getting a little much with roguin
get here.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
The way it turns out, man fucking glp one's probably
fix it. Yeah, right, that's fucking fixing everything, goddamn right,
making them skinny, cring, cancer.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Diabetes, right, like all the things.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
You're like, well shit, uh huh, it's funny, how like
when other things happen here, like, yeah, I don't trust them.
I don't trust those scientists, but GLP one with all
the things, people are like, holy shit, how about this?
Huh right, I believe this science.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I don't believe any of that. Ship there's a long
term thing that we haven't figured out yet because the
golp ones have just recently come out, So what's going
to happen in the long term? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
In the first GOLP when it feels a fairly recently.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
It seems like it. It seems like before it was
just fucking slim faster adderall. I don't fucking cocaine. But
oh shit, GOLP one's been around for a while nineteen
eighty six, okay.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Well for diabetics, and they're like, oh, the people have
still been taking exactly Okay, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
The purpose it was for, all right, So they're using
it for something. It's just recently like, hey, this should
make you lose weight exactly and lose that dumb truck ears.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yeah, Anie Wilson, anyone who's anyone wants to lose weight,
They'll like, sign me up. I can lose weight without
working out.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
You look so fucking sickly, so sickly anybody. And I've
seen look at fucking Jelly Roll right now, and I
know he's out there working, he's I see him exercise
on the TikTok, but he looks sickly as hell.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
I think he looks better than what he looks, healthier
than what he did.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I don't think sunken eye people look healthy now, No, no, no, no,
But that's what Gimpi's describing.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yeah, he looked a lot better before he dropped all
the weight, and then there's a lot of them out.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
There unhealthy though. I mean, he was snack away from
a heart attack.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
I think that's extreme.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Not all people that are overweight are that. It is
a misconception that people that are overweight are a in
your words, a snack pack away from a heart attack.
It's true that being that size is not healthy for
your bones and for blood circulation. That is true, but
that doesn't mean, they're unhealthy in a point where they're
(26:41):
about to die any moment.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
It's a glandular problem. I'm fluffy, you bad motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I think a lot of people like to dog on
people that take glps and like, oh, they're taking a
shortcut or whatever. I don't see any difference between that
and a breast job, or getting your cheeks your eyebrows
pulled back, or getting liposuction, or getting shin implant or
calf implant. If that makes you feel good, we have
(27:10):
the technology to do it. Do it, yeah, because you
could get killed walking your doggie.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
True, But when it making you look like you're dying,
like you look like a cancer patient, I don't think
it's a good idea. And a lot of them are
like the same way with the uh, the gastric bypass surgery.
You know, yeah, it's helped a lot of fatties out
there lose a shit ton of weight, but I think
they're losing it way too fast. They look unhealthy. It
was a fucking Al Roger, right, Al Roker, the weather
(27:39):
man on the Today Channel, Big plumpy guy or whatever
what got the fucking gastric bypass looks sickly as fuck
now does not look right at all whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
It's just weird to shame somebody because they're fat and
then shame them because they took a drug to lose
it as well.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Oh, you can't win at all whatsoever. You're gonna get
shane regardless, shame because your name is Tom.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Joe maybe Okay, I don't know. I think Tom always
feels like well so does Joe ge Nah, that's why
they used Joe because it was such a common thing.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Okay, fair enough. I guess like Kyle either way, you
can't win in this world. No, you just can't.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, we root for people to fall apart, man.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yes, it makes you look better for yourself.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah, and you definitely can still be a lazy sack
of shit and take GLP once.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
In lose weight. Right, Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
I just have the mindset of I like food, and
also you can die walk in your doggy.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
So yeah, I try, like I'm I'm gonna do my best.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
But if I want a fucking candy bar, I'm eating
a fucking candy bar.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I sat down and ate a bowl of fucking mint
chocolate chip ice cream and it was a big fucking
bowl too, and you know what, I did not feel
guilty at all whatsoever actually felt Really.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
You shouldn't as long as you go back to the
goal you're working on, which is hard, yeah, and staying
focused that way, an occasional dip into the suite end
of the pool is not a big deal.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Can treat yourself.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
The problem is then when you come back and you're like, oh,
I'm not going to do any of the other strings.
I'm just now I'm going to have Jack in the
box and then I'm going to have the diner down
the street. Right all right, So Wednesday we're going to
be out at Pucks, which is in the We Street
Ice Center. If Drian Tulsa, we'd love for you to
come by. He get a chance to win the Yingling Flight,
(29:29):
Fairway Flight and Fairway golf cart could be yours from
our friends at Yingling Flight. Uh, guys, have a fantastic
week and uh we'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
See ya, bye bye,
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