The Morning Dump 09-03-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:13):
I found this thing online where a guy has been
asking a I to make a country song.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
I've seen a few of those and I want to
play one.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Please do you to listen to and tell me how
good of a country song do you think this is?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
I got a real big trout and see some shit
in my paints. Said it wasn't me because if.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I did this dirty d I don't know and that's guarantee.
Oh boy, the shit it really stinks.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
I'm trying to take off these blue jeans because someone's
trying to be a stink and shit in.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
My paints and then frightened me.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Who ship my pants? I think this is money. Oh
it's fantastic clean, just a brilliant I mean that ship

(01:24):
my gens. I like to keep them that so clean.
Someone snuggin and ship unseen.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Hey don't you point and laugh at me?

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Oh boy, ship really reads?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Why is this happening in me all week?

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Oh someone's got a really good technique of shipping my.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Pants and frightening me.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
That's hilarious. How great is that? Right? You take fantastic
artificial intelligence software? We could use it for something. What
do you want to do? Let's make a contrary song
about somebody shipping their pants. Yeah, here's it, here's a.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Well, my lady, don't suck me off no more.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
So I'm rubbing one out on the bathroom floor and
I don't even remember if I locked the door, And honestly,
I don't even care anymore. When you marry your girls,
she stops sucking your cock. And somebody told me for
a time, And now stuck in the toilet, just rubbing
one off, all along again with my crusty old socker.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Baby, Why do you stop?

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Ben?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
How brilliant are these? That's good shit?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, you never would expect it to be like you
would never hear a country song like that.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Oh hell no, unless it's you know, Wheeler Walker Junior.
That's it right. I walk around naked and I.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Do what I like.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
I got kate and a spanking and show it at night.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I'm from the deep dirty South.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
I'm a real Southern man, and I got a loud
mouth and a chew on my hand, I chew on
my food and a chew on my leg.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I drank. He's not gonna look like a true country man.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
And I bet that you would even give it a
try if you took a small hit of this Southern
Man's five.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Four says two thousand and five. If I hold along,
I'll be on to fly.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
My face is redder.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Than in appone for the July. I got a cord
witched in my asshold so we all stays inside.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yes, this is exactly like I would expect a country
song like she.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Ain't suing my dig no more? Well, yeah, you give
it a little twang, you know, throw some steel guitar
in there. FuG here is money asking them to make
a rock song.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
Like boo me like rock, me like food and boo
make me rock and food.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Stop crazy n crazy cave.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
You feel right, you feel great, you feel but you
feel boom.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
She feel rock?

Speaker 5 (04:17):
You feel good?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
She that's okay? Yeah, country better so far? Yeah, I don't.
I don't think that that is as good as the
other ones. You're right.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Uh, I'm trying to see if there's another rock one here,
because they've they've tried to do a couple of variations,
like there's rapping here.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, I was. I was was going to ask if
they've made yeah, hip hop or something of that effect.
Here's a pop song, Where did you go? I'll do
a care keep looking aside, but I'm still not there.
No one just does my words. I'm so fucking sorry.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Know that it hurts.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
I know that I'm messed up. And he loved in
an instantly feeling.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Ship, and I know that I hurt you pity mess her.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
So when she please conquer die in the kiss you.
I'm dying a hall suits supposed to be about French fries.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
I'm dying in sid I'm most in the darkness and
you want to like I know, I was heart listen
they didn't lie.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
And got I recrusted. Yeah that's not good. Uh, because
I thought it was gonna be about French fries. I
thought that would have been a little I didn't hear
anything about French. They could totally be on radio right
a sound yeah another rocks kiss me.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
All okay? Then one day it all change, you know
brief you feel weak, No lose her? She a freak?
Oh no, giving me sign so many.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Beautiful fine that show it make me see stupid. That's
pretty lame. That's not as good as you know. So
much ship my pants for me.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
My ASSISI and Tezo don't.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Hands.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'm good tennasy speechee.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Told me I'm love click.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
I tell me first I feel some sex and never
get the move feet Silent ship, my.

Speaker 6 (06:37):
J that's like a fay go.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Here's a silent fray.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Silent got that time and that's in cipher.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Trust to sht my SKay jee so worse fad I
have got for seed.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
That's a hit. That's good.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
That's it feels legit blash you.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
It feels totally Yeah. Like I was like, I think
I've heard this song. Right. They sound like they could
be played on the radio. Is that on our pop
pump list a couple weeks ago? Right?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
It definitely sounds like it. Uh make a hit song
about potatoes.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
I really like mass potatos, baby, I stood from my past,
but great, I'm pressing up potatoes dad.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
I'm loving whatever the.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Baby mass shit more than spots.

Speaker 6 (07:43):
Swish them up before mass potatoes.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
That's fine. I like it. I like that one.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
The idea that someone sat in front of a computer
and did this for long periods of time, because again
there's like undred and eighty country one.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Well, I mean that they're they're hilarious and and and
the computer's doing all the work for you. You know,
the AI is doing all the work for you. You're
just like coming up with something funny about writing a
country song about ship in my pants.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, I mean it's not. Yeah, but you have to
write it a certain way. You have to tweak it
to get it to do what you want right. It
isn't a you know, light.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Switch right and big Day.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
So these are caveman rock songs. That's why he's talking
in such a weird sense though.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
But ning no mom saying no, there's no fun ning,
no go to shore? Done?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Girl? Are themn stupid? I think those are done. That's brilliant. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
I think to to make it like the caveman thing.
If it was just a regular rock song, I think
that that would be hind Here's a rock song.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
One would go bursticky and a lot of lime, man,
everybody up the cake, lightly the neck, that back lot
of dough and not enough for the bad boy.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
The res off.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
I can't tag cat, I can't I cat back cake
up my cat.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Call me fo watch that's funny. That's funny plus.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Two egles me and you.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
It's true. And when my ball is getting nice and blue,
I started thinking about you.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
I started thinking about you.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
That feels predictable. Yeah, here's another rock.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Song, lis Bird Holes in the Night, one of the
Lost Streets name Deep in Crime, Feel the Cracks and
Needs Not Foods silent scream from the Forgot It.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Wo just like regular music, man, not everyone's gonna be
a hit, all right. It seems to have great success
with you know, but stuff. I've messed around with some
of the AI like graphic stuff, and a lot of

(10:21):
times it fumbles. It really really, I've tried, like searching
out for stuff like that, right, but it seems like
everything I come across I have to pay for and
I'm oh.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, no, I'm not paying like that Trump when we
got Actually I think Lindsay found that one and.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
I tweaked.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
I played with it for like three days to find something,
and to me, Trump was the only one that I
was like, Okay, that's that one hundred sounds like Trump?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Right.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
A lot of them are like, I mean, I guess
it's more of like, Hi, this is al Patino doing
al Patina and you're like, okay, right right, Like with.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
These I mean, you could tell like, okay, it's got
a like a robotic sound the voice, you know, like
an auto tune sort of thing I don't. I don't know.
Sound sounds computer ish, Yeah, yeah, which is okay, I guess.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, for this, it's totally entertaining, very fun. I had
another video I was going to show. I got another
video I was going to play that I've been holding
onto for a while.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
I thought I saved it, but I don't. I don't
see it now.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
And it was basically a guy who played I worked
in the White House and he he made he he
got the President Trump at the time convinced to do
a bidet.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Okay, to use one for the first time. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
He he was like, hey, you're gonna it's it's the
way to go, and that Trump was like yeah, and
even like was showing text messages from Trump whatever from Trump,
and that Trump was like, I want you, I want
you to put one in the White House. And he's
because he's like the plumber of the White House, I guess,

(12:09):
and he was like, Okay, went to go do that
and they wouldn't. He ordered a special gold plated but
day not like the one that you know, you attached
to the seat, like it was a real piece of equipment,
like a real porcelain gold plated whatever, and that they
went to do it, and the engineering team for the

(12:30):
White House was like, hey, you can't drill holes to
put pipes in, can't change anything, and that it kind
of got stalled out or whatever. So too a couple
of things like the idea that this man was like, hey,
you tired of smearing peanut butter all over your fucking ass?

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, and then smearing it some more. Well, yes, as
many fact, I am.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
You should really think about squirting water on it.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
It's way better. But so he has never used one before.
I mean that's not a big surprise. A lot of
people haven't used one. I've never used one. And then
not only.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
That, but that the president can't get something done he wants.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Right, Well, there's priorities, man, I mean that that right,
there's a security threadul a new hole, so can't be
doing that.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Well, I would imagine there is some truth to that
that maybe not a security threat, like people are going
to invade through the pipehole, but for whatever reason has
to be done a certain way.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Balances and stuff. Yeah, and this guy went ahead and
ordered a gold plated I don't know where you get
a gold plated beday, No, No, I don't know where
that would be, or even a gold plated toilet for
that fact.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Dude, the idea of shitting on a gold plated thing,
he just freaks me out.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
That's it. Why. Yeah, I don't want to shop on
gold but all white white. But it's not a precious metal, true,
But I mean it's not like it's a solid gold throwne.
It's still gold. I think it's weird to drink gold schlager,

(14:12):
but people do, and people buy those. You know, you
always see it's like the most expensive baked potato ever
and it's got like gold flakes or some shit in it, right,
so people will do it. But I think it's fine.
I think it's fine.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I let's do whatever you want. I'm just saying that
the idea that I would have to I would sit
and like take a deuce right on gold just feels pretentious.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Right.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
That'd be like if I stayed in like a penthouse suite,
I'd be like, this feels weird, right. I'm not saying
I couldn't get used to it right, right.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Just because it's something you've never done before, and it's
not like I'm gonna not deuce.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
So like if I if I'm faced with a dilemma,
and I need to deuce, and it's a gold plated toilet.
I'm gonna be like, nah, fuck that all right, gotta go,
you gotta go.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
I'm still surprised he's never used a day before because
the man's richest. Fuck And well that doesn't mean anything,
I know, but it just seems like something that rich
people all over would no use, at least well traveled,
you know, because going to Europe and stuff, because that's
like a big thing in Europe, right, the bi days
are and now where they came.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
From, yes, originally, but they're not in every hotel room
you ever go in. And just because one travels and
sees a b dat does not mean one uses one.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
True. That true that I probably wouldn't use it if
I don't have the access to it, Like, I don't know,
that's weird, it's fucking that's cold.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, Well that's why you get the warm one. That's
why you get the warm one. Mine has a remote,
Like I hold the remote while I'm doing enough to
well because it's one yeah, and because it's like upgraded yeah,
and I can control the position of the wand I
can make it pulse there's one setting I haven't touched yet.

(16:01):
I'm a little nervous for it because it looks like
it washes like my balls.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Nice, So why do I need my balls washed? Why
does one your balls? Why does one need their balls washed?
After DEU scene, I don't understand this splash. I guess
I think it's for women's parts. Yeah, mine has the
vagina cleaner it does. Yeah, it's got yeah, yeah, it
goes the stream goes further up, so it shoots. It

(16:29):
doesn't shoot backwards, it shoots. It's just a little further Yeah. Okay.
And I asked you this off air. This is like
a while ago, right, because you do talk about the
Boodeta bossom and how amazing it is, and now you've
got this new enhanced I've upgraded one, right, I asked
you before, And I think you're getting closer and closer

(16:50):
to it because you told me never. But how long
before you get on those fancy Japanese toilets that do
all that. They never plays fucking music with the heated
seed heat of a day. Yeah, no, I'm not doing
all that. Shine your shoes for you, Yeah, I'm not
doing all that.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
This one is a heated seat, and which is awesome,
and the water is heated, which is awesome, and it
cleans its like it has like a nozzle cleaning thing.
Because the other thing people do not tell you about,
which I will be very honest about, is that if
you are shitting your drawer like you have it bad,

(17:28):
it does get.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Pretty messy and everywhere.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, because once it's and then you spray, and it
sprays all that shit everywhere. So I do end up
cleaning my toilet more often.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Okay, but that's okay. I don't care. Yes, yeah, I'm
not like my wife can't stand cleaning the toilet. I
don't care.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
It's I've wiped, I've had my kids shit on my hands.
What's it matter at this point?

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, and everybody's it's all family. There's not like you're
coming over and cleaning my toilet.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
That's not like I'm you know, eating bokle vine between
you know what I'm saying, Like, it's right, I wash
my hands or I've been known to put gloves on.
Sometimes I do grosser things than that.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Scrubbing a toilet is a necessity of life. Something you
have to do. I mean, you don't have to do it,
but if you don't want your house like you should.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
I'm the type of person that if I'm standing on
the street corner and I want to go to the
other side of the street, I go, fuck, I guess
I got across the street and I want my toilet clean,
So right there, just fucking walk across the street instead
of being like, I don't want to walk across the street,
that's unfair, fucking walk across the street.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
I think that the heated seat sounds nice, but sitting
on a warm seat still freaks me out because I
feel like I feel like somebody was just sitting there,
and you know as well as I do. Fair, you
go somewhere public bathroom, work or whatever, you sit down
and then you feel that warmth on your You're like, oh,
it's like we're touching butts. Yeah, it's like we're touching

(18:57):
butts together. And I don't like that. Yeah, except this
is in our private bathroom when my wife or I
use it. Right, And so if I go home today,
like after work, and I sit down for a meeting,
I know no one else has sat on it. That
is true.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
And even if they had, and they're hiding in my
house to assassinate me.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
I'm good with dying right there on my toy. I'm good.
I'm already vulnerable. So when it comes to the heating
of the toilet seat, do you like, is it like
when you start your car like Auto Stars, so you
can heat it up in the winter time, you got
to kind of start your toilet a little early. You're like,
I'm gonna be using the bathroom, so I need to
go ahead and hit the heat button now, so when

(19:41):
I sit down it's piping hot. No, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Clear on like how it does it, but there is
a set. I can change the setting of what how
hot or cold? Like I can turn it off or
I can make it really hot. And I think it's
on like one click, Like I don't even have it on.
It's like five clicks on.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
The one stays on all the time, stays warm all
the time. Apparently it like it learns when you sit
on the toilet, I get. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
I don't know, because there have been times I've sat
on and been like, oh, it's not it's not that
it's not that warm.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
My this is not as warm as it should be.
I thought I didn't need the heated water like that
was something my wife was very excited about. Yeah, I
could imagine that would be all right, because cold water
under butthole is not yeah surprising, Yes, except which you
will appreciate when you've been out mowing the yard or
doing whatever. Yeah, it helps cool that cord out. Yeah,

(20:34):
I can get that.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah, it feels nice, especially after like maybe some spicy foods.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
It feels nice.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
I was so wrong about the heated water on my
chocolate that like it's a.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
It's a special feeling.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
It's really it's really awesome, and if you were to
ever experience it, I promise you'll go fuck that as nice.
You know, like when you get a pedicure or manicure
or a massage and you're like, man, that's I feel pretty.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, I get it. It's back so I feel pretty now.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
I'm not joking when I'm when I go take a
ship here and I'm like, I feel so goddamn gross, Like.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
You would rather wait until you get home. Yeah, because
I don't want to smear shit exactly. We've been spoiled.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah, name anything else on our body. When there's something
on it, we take like a piece of fabric and
rub it and rub it and rub it and rub
it and.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Hope because you can't see you got it all? Yeah, yeah,
I don't know. Maybe food on your mouth sometimes maybe yeah,
maybe one rub. Yeah, I get, I get what you're saying.
But you're not even hot wings You're not like rub
rub rub the paper over rub rub. True. Well, the
barbecue that I had at the Rock, Klahoma was kind
of like that that sauce with some saucy stuff, right,

(22:07):
and I'm just like, ah, shit, okay, it's everywhere and then,
and especially with facial hair of it. That's something I
realized yesterday when I got home from the campgrounds out there,
Like how much how nice it is to wipe your
ass with real fucking toilet paper. And I imagine you
nice to get home after camping all this time to

(22:28):
be able to blast your ass with some warm water
or something, you know, because that fucking two ply or
that one ply that they got out there. Yeah, hey,
we're the damn Yeah it is. And I can tell
you this too.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
I was cleaning the day and it's got it's got
a filter, so like we don't smell each other's shits anymore.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Oh that's nice. I don't know how it works.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
But I took the filter out and there were pooh
particles in the filter.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yes, did you just wash it out the filter and
put it back again. That's what you're supposed to do.
Oh okay, I didn't know if it was just like
replace it. No. No, it's a piece of like a
plastic one. The bidet itself has a filter. Yeah. Yeah,
it's like a fanned thing. Yeah, we just get this.
They just like line Amazon. I don't even get like
the most they have, like insanely expensive ones like you

(23:14):
go whoof like rent price. Yeah. Yeah, you say you're
not gonna get a fancy Japanese to but I think
I think you're getting closer right now. I don't need to.
You're gonna rig something up to where it's just as close.
I don't need to. And here's the thing too. If
I get a fancy Japanese toilet and I move, I
can't take it with me. I can take with me.

(23:37):
I think ten thousand dollars on a fancy Japanese toilet,
the motherfucker's coming with me. No, I am pulling it
out and taking it with me now, and I'll go
to fucking Low's and get one of those crappers in
a box. You know what I'm talking about. You're like,
you're going back to old porcelain. I'm still paying all
this motherfucker right. Taking out a toilet ain't easy though,

(23:58):
transporting it. Right.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Number of toilets that get broken being installed and uninstalled
and moved. Tell the movers, hey be careful with that
bubble wrap that six times. Remember when I, uh my
toilet I had, I was gonna fix my toilet and
I it was bent, the plate was bent. Yeah, and
I had the guy that I know comes. He came
and fixed it. And I had taken a piece of

(24:21):
wood and put it in the bowl with the underneath
the lip of the rim to pick it up. Yeah,
And he was like, what's the what's the stick for it?
I'm like, to pick up the toilet. He goes, I've
never seen that, Like how long you've been a plumber.
He's like twenty five years. I'm like, you've never put
a stick in and then just lift up the toilet
and he goes no. I'm like, what do you do?

(24:41):
And he's like, I hug it and pick it up
and wattle.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
I'm like, that's how I've done it. I'm like, okay,
that's how I've replaced toilets before. You just pick us
some bitch up. Yeah, you can definitely do that, but
didn't you have to waddle? But this is like you
pick it up like it's a briefcaseh huh.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
I have never heard or seen anything like that. He
was like, that's really, you know, inventive. I'm like, I
didn't come up with it.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
A plumber showed me. So now he's going to go
out and get his own toilet stick.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Also can be used to wipe your ass. Right used
to be how you wiped your ass rockaholma. Question, did
you see anybody getting in fights? No, it looks pretty much, tim,
I didn't see a lot.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Of chaos, you know, from what I seen, there was
in a lot of chaos. But I have seen online
there's this one goal in one of the groups, and
I guess her boyfriend cheated on her with her best
friend and the festival. It's a festival thing in the
fucking act. I guess, Yeah, what a lazy you know,

(25:42):
it wasn't I wasn't my friend that she did it with.
It was just some random stranger. Nonetheless, but from what
I gather. She beat the shit out of him and
ended up spending the night in jail there in Mays
County and eventually got out and now they're not together
anymore and they're friends. I I'm not letting my wife

(26:07):
beat the shit out of me right at all. I mean,
I'm not saying she's not gonna hit me, right, but
I feel like I could get up and get away. Yes,
leave me, I'm yeah, I'm not saying maybe listen, if
you hit me, I'm hitting you back. That's just the
way that works. But I'm also not going to sit

(26:28):
there and take it right right, Yeah, from anyone. I'm
going to try and get up and get away. Absolutely absolutely,
I think that's the best way to do it.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Now, if she's using a ball bat and she's taking
out his legs and he can't walk, even then, I'm
going to shelter my face and I'm going to try
and grab you and pull you close so you can't
swing your arms right right.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Stop the brutality as much as possible. Yes, yeah, I
get it.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
And at that point I would think other people would
jump in to subdue the assailant.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, I'm digging into this and I'm like, I wonder
how long him and her friend have been fucking to
make them think that they could do it at Rocklahoma
and everything. I'll be fine or was it just you know,
we're all sitting around the camp you know, and it's
like everybody's asleep. We're the only two leg I could
see that too as well. You know, one thing happens
to another. But there's just a lot of shit going on.

(27:18):
But yeah, for the most part, no fights or anything.
Parties were awesome. We walked around the campgrounds a little bit,
and lots and lots of people hanging out having a
good time. Did you make it too? Oil Wrestling? That
was Saturday and New Saturday. Because of the way the

(27:38):
schedule was, my schedule, work schedule, I had to keep
it pretty light and easy this year, you know, because
we had to work. We broadcast live on Saturday and
as the Morning Show, and then Brady and I did
it on Sunday as well, so I couldn't go crazy
on Friday night. Couldn't go crazy. Didn't you all go
crazy on Friday Night? Uh?

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Not?

Speaker 2 (27:59):
I mean we got drunk, we did, and I ended
up I was passed out by like eight thirty. But
that wasn't because I was fucking wasted. Excuse me, that's
because I've been up since fucking one thirty in the
morning already. Right for me, Friday nights at Ockaholma are
always rough because I always get up so early to whatever.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Because the story out of the crew was that you
all went pretty crazy because of some mismanagement of alcohol. Now,
and what I say about that is they were pouring
the alcohol incorrectly apparently, yes, yes, trying to make pickle
shots and didn't follow this.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
They went two to one instead of one to two,
right right, right right, yeah, so uh yeah, I mean
some of them did go a little little crazier than others,
but yeah, but I did not. I did not. I
drank my normal amount, you know, and I was just
like eight thirty. I got done, eton I'm out done.

(28:51):
But then I also got up at fucking it was
like five thirty. The next day. I was up at
five thirty in the morning, but then partied all day long. Noeless,
So you didn't make it too weill wrestling, No, I didn't. No,
I didn't. I wanted to, but I didn't. Yeah, well,
well that's that. It was a good time goddamn. Yeah,
get me all choked up thinking about how awesome Rocklahoma

(29:13):
was and the fact that it's not gonna be around
for another year. That that sucks. I'm thinking about that,
you know, as as slip Knot was was winding down,
you know, and I'm like, this is our last song.
And I told my girlfriend she ain't never been in
Rockaholm before. I was like, this is the last Rocklahoma song.
This is it after that? No more until next year.

(29:35):
You know, we'll party and we'll live Rocklahoma or whatever
that night, but I'm like, this is it? No more music?
Are you going to Born and Raised? Fuck? Yeah, I'm staked. Yeah,
but I don't. I don't have the same it's not
the same. And I don't camp out at Born and
Raised like I do at Rocklahoma or whatever. I just
drive back and forth. But I'm in it for the

(29:55):
music and the festivals and all that shit, and I
don't have to work it, so it's and I can
actually enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yeah, yeah, is it is. There's party, but there's not
as much right party.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah, there's still campground parties and stuff, but it doesn't
go as hard as as well. Many people are born
and raised. No, maybe half, because you know, when you
pull it into Oklahoma grounds, like it's all fucking covered
all the fields, Oh yeah, right as campers and tents
as far as the eye can see, no matter where
you're going. And with the Born and Raised you really

(30:28):
don't get that much. So maybe maybe in the next
coming you got to think about it like that. You know,
rock Along has been around for damn near twenty years.
You know, Born and Raised is really all It's what
fourth something like that, So we'll see what happens in
another sixteen years.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yeah, and the weather should be awesome for Born and
Raised too. I'm excited for what I'm seeing. It's gonna
I am excited. See Hank Williams Junior Live what now? Yeah,
all right, you guys have a fantastic week. And the
next thing, the big thing coming up for us is
gonna be our toy drive to start playing for that.
It's gonna be the thirdday after Wednesday, Thursday after Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Guys, have a fantastic week. See yuh bye bye