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Speaker 1 (00:15):
So remember that that couple that got caught at Coldplay
cheating and totally outed themselves. Yeah yeah, uh, one of
them's in the news because they're trying to I guess
save face. They're saying that they were already separated. Okay, time,
and you're like, ah, doesn't matter. Was it the CEO
or the HR was the woman?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Okay? Her and her old man were already separated?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, but also, why are you bringing this up? We
almost forgot about you, because she.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Doesn't want to be forgot about. She enjoyed the attention.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh I don't know that negative as it was.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
For them, she still enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I don't think you want to be known as a cheater.
Maybe you think people do.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Like she said, there was already over what they were rating.
So when her eyes, she wasn't cheating.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
We were on up right right now. She just wants
to clear her name, Okay, So it's about cleaning it up.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
This list came out of things that you learned you've
been doing wrong your entire life, which is always really
sobering and you always can see how well people adjust
to change when they hear stuff like this. And the
first one I didn't even know that there's a certain
way you're supposed to shampoo your hair.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
What okay, let me guess scalp first and then to
the tips.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I guess it says I used to get a pump
of shampoo, put it on top of my head and
massage it around. Now you get the shampoo, lather it
in your hands, then lift sections of your hair and
massage the roots. Your hair will be cleaner and less tangled.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I thinks it's great if you got long hair, you know,
for a short haired fellas that just did all blends
in together.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah, I don't know. I just always, you know, if
I if I get it done by a professional, I
just follow what they do, because they do the scalp,
you know, and then they work their way to the tips.
I don't care, right, I don't care. As long as
it's getting done, As long as your hair is getting clean,
(02:26):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I don't even know if it's clean. I'm just believing
that the stuff works. I does it smell okay? Does
it feel not gritty? Okay? I don't I don't care.
I'm not eating off of it, yeah, I'm not rubbing
it on people's faces. It doesn't matter. That's where my
head is with it when when I hear that ceiling
(02:50):
fans have a switch for summer and winter.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yes, it is a true statement.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, a lot of people don't know that though.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Yeah, my father in law calls me every into.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Why doesn't he call his son?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
He knows I do those kind of things.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
You know, the bumpy side of the bobby pin goes
against your head, not the flat side, right, sure again.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, I don't use a lot of bobby pins.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I use zero. Yeah, I don't know if I've ever
used a bobby pin I've used when I try to
pick a lock. Yeah, I was just saying, that's a lie.
I have bought bobby bobby pins and use them to
pick locks. Uh, there's a filter on your washing machine
that needs to be cleaned, okay, where Like everybody knows
(03:41):
about the dryer relent one, but there's one for your
washing machine. I think this is only uh front facing washers.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
That would make.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Sense because done that stuff all like, uh come out
in the wash, like in the drain cycle and everything.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, but it doesn't. I don't think it goes like
into your at least with this filter thing. I had
a front facing, and it had a filter on it.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I don't think mine does. Mine's not front facing either.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I have a removable agitator on in my washing massage.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Hey, you guys are married, You've been married a long time.
I don't think you're going anywhere.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I'll remove it, and when I look at the bottom
of it, I'm like ooh, and so I will take
that out and wash it. But other than that, I
don't know where there is an extra filter.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
What is the purpose of having a removable agitator.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
So you can do like comforters and big bulky items,
they don't.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Get all tangled up around that pecker thing that's in
the middle of that.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
But the whole point of the agitator is what instead
of banging against rocks, it's the thing. So if that's
not in there, how does it agitate it?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
It's still I don't know, but it's if I keep
the agitator in there, I can still put my comforter
in there, but then it'll always stop and be like
your load is unbalanced.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Well, every comfort does that. Yeah, that's part of the
that's part of having one.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
If I remove that, I can throw it in there
and hit the book load and no problems.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Uh, I want this is how I know. I'm I'm old.
There is now a washer dryer combo machine. It's one machine.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yes, don't they look amazing?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yes? And you can put your whole bottle of soap
in it and your whole bottle of fabric softener.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
If you do that in it does everything.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yes, And I'm like, why not get rid of these
two stupid things and get two units that do everything?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You fucking double your laundry.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yes, it feels like a no brainer.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Yeah, I have to see this.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I seen them before, and I'm like, that's pretty interesting.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
One machine.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, washer and dryer combined into one.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
And I didn't know that you can put an entire
bottle of soap in there and fabric softener.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
But that's cool too.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
The ones I was looking at definitely did. But I
remember being like, that's so good.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, that's great, convenient for like apartment living. You know,
I live in an apartment, and I thought about getting
those stackable washer and dryers you know, yeah, which they
have them, but because you know, why fucking go down
there and pay four dollars to do one load of
laundry wash and dry?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, this says a Samsung brand combo. Oh, here we go,
Hamilton Beach all in one front loading washer dryer combo
one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
That ain't bad at all, Not for.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
A washing dryer, not nowadays, No.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Considering nowadays a washer or a dryer self will cost
you just that much.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah. That to me, that's that's some game changing shit
right there. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Hamilton Beach.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Though always thought they were just like titching appliances, they've
branched out. They're like, you know what, We're going to
other places of the house. Okay, we're gonna take over
the laundry room.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Whirlpool makes one.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I'm sure a lot of companies still.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Yeah, I just I really like Whirlpool. Okay, fifteen hundred
from Whirlpool.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Still not bad, Yeah, still not bad at all.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Here's another one, though, Things that adults have learned they're
doing wrong. I learned a couple of years ago that
you're not supposed to rinse after brushing the toothpaste on
because it washes off the polish. Yeah I knew that
you were not supposed to rinse after you brush your teeth.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Oh, just let her hang out.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
You're supposed to philosophorus.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Brush teeth, then leave it, leave that nasty. Leave the
toothpaste film. Yeah, paste film, gratty toothpaste film on your teeth.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Oh shit.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
See this is what we started the segment. We're understanding
how well you're adaptive to change because you think you've
been doing it right.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I'm not changing that one.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I like the way you brush my teeth.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, like I'm not. I am not. I'm rinsing the
toothpaste out of my mouth, okay, because you got to
get all the nasty out of your mouth.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
It does feel a lot cleaner, but there's not a
film left in there. I gets what the film does,
what it's supposed to do anyway, But I.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Mean you can spit eighty percent of the toothpaste out.
I don't understand. You're just conditioned that you have to
use water to rinse your mouth.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Yeah, would you put Soap's all right, so you got
your dishes right, and you clean it off with your sponge,
and it's got the soap on there, and instead of
rinsing it off, you just put it up.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
That's essentially what they want you to do with your teeth.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
No, because what's in toothpaste they're saying, is for your teeth, right,
not for your toothbrush.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
The same with I mean, even when you go and
get your teeth professionally cleaned at the dentist's office, they
still rinse your mouth after they clean them.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Not fully. They give you just enough to get some
of the grit off. And not all toothpastes are like that.
And I think I don't know if this applies to all,
but if it's got fluoride in it, for sure you
want to let it sit on your stand on your teeth.
You don't want to rinse ith.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
They got plenty of that in the water.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
For now, right. How about this one? This one, this
is the one that tripped me up. You don't need
to dig avocado pits out like you're removing a stone
from a concrete and risk cutting yourself. You just squeeze
it twice.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Well, then you squeeze your avocado because.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I thought you always went around. Yeah, and then you
took the knife and went tink and grabbed it with
the knife.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, and then you twist it and out comes your pit.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah. Apparently not Apparently you can still do the havsis thing.
But the side the pits in. You squeeze twice on
one side, squeeze twice on the other, and it falls
right out.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I think it depends on how ripe your avocado.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I opened some up yesterday and I was like, oh,
these are a little past their prime.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Uh, this one I don't think is universal. The top
of your stove opens up like a hood on a car.
Not all of them do, no, okay, like gas, not
of gas ones don't. Mine definitely doesn't.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Really.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, well, if the food gets down in there, how
are you going to clean it out?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I mean, I have gas, It's I just pulled the
grapes up and yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Whether there's a fall underneath, no, Okay, every stove that
I've ever encounter, gas and electric has that ability to
pop the hood on that Sunday Well.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
You know, when you don't live in a rental, I
don't know. I can't give you an answer. I just
know that not all stoves are created equal. This one's
also very bizarre. Walking down the stairs. I used to
be unbalanced walking down with many near falls. Six months
ago my dad told me to step down heel first,
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and now I'm much steadier. That's how I learned to
go down steps.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
You learned how to go down steps like somebody to
teach you.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I mean, yes, I was a child learning everything.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Well, I figure just walking? Does that?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I mean no?
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Or just hold on to the railing.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I mean yeah, that's I think that's an option. I
just learned that when you double not your shoelaces, you
can pull the long lace ends really hard and they
come untied. Yeah I knew that. Okay, there's so many
different ways to tie shoelaces. Then I don't feel like
that's universal either. I'm twenty two and recently discovered that
(11:09):
when blowing your nose, you shouldn't squeeze it, just hold
the tissue lightly around the nose then blow.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, you get more airflow that way.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah, you're not supposed to close off one side or
any side.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Trying to think how I blow my nose, I think
I I do close off one side.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Do you think you're putting more pressure on one nostril
to get more out?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I think so. Washing towels without fabric softener it ruins
the absorbency of the towels so they can't soak up
all the water, and it leaves a film when it dry,
if it air dries. So no fabric softener.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
With towels, Yeah, I don't put fit. I don't use
fabric softener.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I don't use fabric softener either at all.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Ever, wash your towels with a cup of vinegar instead
of fabric softener. Huh, I do that, But vinegar will
ruin the seals in your washer. Hard boiled eggs are
easy to peel if you crack them under running tap
water in a bowl of water and let some of
the water inside. Yeah, I knew that.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah, put them in ice water.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
When chopping onions, don't cut the stalk end so you
still have something to hold on to. Also, once you've
had it, don't chop all the way through on your
first round of slices. It makes half moon pieces that
way it all holds together. Okay, everybody's got a couple
different ways to dice an onion. Yeah, here's my hack
for onions is take a wet towel and lay it
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by the onions in it. That gas or whatever that
comes off the onion is searching for moisture. Yeah, and
that's what makes you cry.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, I knew that.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
I used to sweep at a forty five degree angle.
It turns out that you get better results when you
hold the broom ninety.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yeah, because you're covering more ground with all the bristols.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
So instead I do it like this straight up, almost
straight up. But they're saying, do it like at an
angle like this, so you're still getting the same coverage,
but it's probably easier.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
The ninety degree is what you do. The forty five
is what they're saying. Not that's what I'm saying. Yeah,
that's I feel like that's what I said.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
But but yeah, but you're supposed to stand up. Seems
a little retarded, like a clock pendulum. Yeah, and not
at an angle. Yeah, unless it's a push broom.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Well, I feel like if you angle it then less
dust circulates.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Getting caught by the Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
This one. I'm a giant advocate for washing your fruit
and other produce.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I've seen the water thing that spits at the produce
marketing does definitely looks like my grandmother sink.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
It's how you build a good healthy immune system. My friend,
give your body germs to practice on.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I know there's times where I've washed like cilantro and
when the water's brown. I'm like, I'm so glad I
did that. The numbers on the toaster are for minutes,
they're not for different levels of toastiness.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Okay, I can't say the last time I used a toaster.
Oh really, it's been a while. I mean, I have
one toast bread every now and again, but if I do,
it's usually because I'm like making hamburgers or something. I
toast them on the grill that way. Very rarely do
I eat toast just like white bread, wheat bread put
in a toaster.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, okay, so cause you're in a healthy world right now,
you got a not when you have a good avocado
Dave's whatever protein bread or whatever it's called ef, It's like.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
That's and stuff in it's supposed.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
To be really good for you toast that smashing avocati
on it. Salt and black pepper.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Okay, it's so good, dude.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Okay, I just take my avocada sliced mup and just
salt and pepper right there.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, just like it.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
We're on a triuske it. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Uh. This says that I was well into adulthood before
I finally realized i'd been wearing pants wrong. My entire life,
I'd been wearing them on my hips rather than my waist,
and I always had issues with them falling down my
buck cracked, being perpetually visible. Yeah, most people don't know
you have to wear you need to wear pants at
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your belly button.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Right. I ain't doing it, but it feels uncomfortable and weird.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
And you know you get high waters that way.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Your pants you meet you're buying the wrong pants size. Yeah,
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yeah, that's retarded.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I had to get a suit okay, like a couple
of years ago, and I went to like like a
really nice place to do it because I wanted a
suit that fit me well, right, not just an off
the rack R Joseph A. Banks or whatever, right, Not
that there's anything wrong with that. All my other suits
are from there. And the guy did it and I
was like, this looks so dumb, and he was like,
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well that's the way it goes, and I'm like, ah,
never mind. I went to Joseph A. Banks. Remember publishers Cleanhouse, Yep, the.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
One that Ed fucking McMahon never worked for, so they say.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
He did, though we all know he did.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
You're fucking lying, as there's no proof of that though, Well,
of course he's dead.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Apparently the people that won are no longer getting their payments,
and they were supposed to be lifetime payments.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yeah, lifetime into you know, a certain amount of money,
and they're like.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Oh fuck, the company went bankrupt. And apparently the small
print probably said uh huh, hey, if we got a business,
too bad, so sad.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, yeah, what are you gonna do about that? There's
nothing you can do about that. They're out of business.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Sorry, bro, I mean there's something you could have done,
which is been frugal with your money.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Okay, yeah, I get that, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Plan accordingly.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Yeah, but these people are expecting to get money for
the rest of their life. And like again, if the
business goes out of business, then you they have no
money to give you.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
So you're fucking shit out of luck. It is what
it is.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Sorry, what was the payments on that of two hundred
and sixty thousand dollars a year for life? So what
is that? Like five thousand dollars a week or something
like that?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Still ain't bad?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, that's that's that's twenty thousand dollars a month.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
So if you're blowing twenty thousand dollars a month and
not saving it. You've made bad choices.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Oh for sure you had.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Let's just go ahead and say taxes so ten yeah, right,
you're still making bad choices. There's no reason you shouldn't
have some money put away.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Oh absolutely, But listen you you hear that you got
money for the rest of your life coming in. Of course,
you're going to be spending money fast by going out
to eat every day. And you're not going to the
Golden Corral, motherfucker. You're going to the high end buffets.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeahh is there a high end buffet? Probably the ones
at the casinos.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah oh yeah. One guy that won, he said, why
didn't somebody give me a heads up, hey we're going
out of business, because typically they don't like to do that.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Right Are they obligated?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Is the business obligated to tell you, hey, we're going
out of business.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I don't think they are.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Oh no, he said he got the money. He's sixty
one now, he got the money and was allowed him
to retire early. He got it back in twenty twelve. Nice, right,
so that's thirteen years. I mean he's got over he's
got collected over a million dollars, right, Yeah, two hundred
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and sixty thousand times thirteen years, three point three million.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
That's quite a bit of cash.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Okay, so keep that in mind. We'll just cut in
half one point five for taxes.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
So the money allowed him to retire early and move
closer to family. Now he said things are looking bleak.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
But wait, didn't you say he only gets twenty thousand
dollars a year?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
No, that was a month. Oh a month. This feels
like a nightmare. I thought this was gonna go on
for the rest of my life, so I really didn't
have to worry about money. Nothing is forever, right.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Chances are he helped out his kids, gave them a
couple of ten fifteen thousand dollars here probably bottom new car,
new house, get them set up, make sure they taken
care of. Well, don't forget the church, sir. We got
to make sure the church is taken care of. So
here's a fifty thousand dollars donation to the church. Oh, well,
you know the fucking school. The kids at school they
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need new socks for what the fuck ever? You know,
It's like, okay, well, so you know you think you're
doing good. Oh, I'm set for life. I don't have
to worry about it. I'm gonna have money for the
rest of my life and not the case. And now,
because you have such a big heart, you are broke
as fuck.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
You blew one point five million dollars.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Of course that's after buying his own house and his
own new cars, and his you know, whatever toys he
wanted to and probably high end hookers and shit like that.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
My wife and I were talking like if we won
the power ball, right, it was like, take almost four
hundred and eighty nine million or some crazy number, right,
And I was like, listen, we're gonna take four hundred
million and just put it away, and then we'll take
eighty million, put it in a different account, and then
we'll fuck off with nine million.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah, that's easy.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
So like, you win one point three, you go, okay,
I'm gonna have three hundred thousand to fuck off with
and then put the million away. Yeah, because guess what
if he would have put the million away, he could
live off the interest forever.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Sure, but people don't think like that, man, Well that's
you're dumb. Furthermore, Susan, people do think like that, right,
and like, that's a great idea. Let's put this in savings,
and then you start blowing money fast, right, and well,
fuck man, I mean I'm out of this nine million
dollars that we had to fuck off with.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
We got four hundred million in the book.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Let's just go ahead and dip into that. It'll be
fine and it'll repay itself. Blah blah blah. And the
next thing, you know, is just a vicious cycle.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah no, you just believe that there's plenty exactly because
we were talking about something and I was like, I
would buy this, and she gave me a look, I'm like,
we have nine million dollars to fuck off with? What
do you care? Yeah? Right, what do you care what
I do with my half of the nine million?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Right? You're four and a half million dollars. What was
it was you gonna get it?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I don't even remember. It was probably it was stupid.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Right, fucking island or something.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I mean, four and a half million dollars. I gotta
be honest, I don't even know if I need the
four Right, I'd be like, I would not upgrade my house.
We would maybe move to get some land.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Right, would you pay then to have the house you
were in. No lifted, No take your new property?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
No god no, but I'm I mean like square footage wise,
I wouldn't need to upgrade.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
It, right, maybe get a pool, right.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
And then you got to pay someone to take care
of it. My biggest concern was security and safety. You
win that much, Bunny, people are looking for you.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
One of the things said that you go and you
change your phone number immediately, like before you call your attorney.
You change your phone number, call the attorney, don't tell
them you won the lottery, right, So you'd like a
private consultation with the attorney.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Why case you're being wired tapped, phone tapped.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
You don't want people to know you won. And if
you call and the receptionist to Sally, and Sally somehow
recognizes your name as Corbyn from The Big Man Morning
Show hypothetically like Corbyn won the lottery. So you're like,
I just need a private consultation about a trust, right,
And then it does it doesn't raise the flag right right,
and then uh and it says, while that's why the
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attorney will take care of everything, you go away, right,
Like as far as you why would you want to
go molested reference anywhere.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Well, no one's gonna look for you there. No one's
gonna think of you going there.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
No one would think to look at you in fucking
San Quentin.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
We'll go there, bora bor or something. But god damn,
I'm here to buy it. I'm gonna turn it around.
The place is tainted forever.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
The irony if they made that into a resort feels
so fucking capitalistic.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah, I could see it happening.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
But you go as far away as you you're comfortable with,
so you don't have to be nuanced with people and
you won't slip up. And I'm like, so we would
what take our kids out of school? That feels like.
I'm like, hey, I'm not going to show up Monday
when we know something's up. Yeah, and I and she was.
(24:08):
I was like, do you quit your job? She was like,
not right away, not until we get that ironed out.
I know they're not just going to put a check
in our account on Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah, Like no, that's fair.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, she goes, well, we're not going to rack up
our credit card.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
I'm like, eh, if you know you've got four million
dollars coming your way, you got damn.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Right, yeah, uh, And I said I'd probably quit my job,
but we would start like a charity to do I
don't know what creates, you know, give socks to people, right,
And so I could go in and hire people to
take care of all that.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Right. Then then you got to pay themroll.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Charity, man, that's all right off.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Volunteer work.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
No, they won't volunteer, but that's all right off. Whatever
I pay them is a write off. And just so
I have a place to go once in a while,
have a meeting whenever I want. Yeah, there's a show
on HBO. It's called Loot and she's married to a
rich person. They get divorced because he cheats on cheats
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on her, and that's what she does. She's like it
starts a charity and goes in and just fucks around
all the time when they're trying to do serious work.
It's pretty funny. It's what's one of the women from
Saturday Night Live?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Uh? And so she was like, well, what are you
splurging on? What do you what's the thing you're gonna
splurge on if you're don't wing upgrade the house? And
what do you? What are you splurging on and because
maybe I would buy nicer clothes. It's just I know
it's a slippery slope. So I said, uh, I'm definitely
getting the car I want. Maybe two, that's probably what
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I would do.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
A weekend car, weekday car.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Probably really nice big truck, right.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Something practical, and then something and then escalator and then
an escalator.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, Denali escalade.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah you got the money, Why the hell not.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Dude, I want one of those. They're one hundred and
some one thousand dollars. That's the fucking most retarded thing.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Fuck all that.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I'll be driving, especially in pickup line for kids, and
I'll be behind one and I'll go that was my
first house.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Yeah, yeah, And they're just rolling around like it ain't nothing, fucking.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Bumping into shit more than my first house.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Fucking crazy.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
As long as you can afford that payment, that's what
they're looking at.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
I highly doubt they paid straight up cash for that vehicle.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
No, that's an excellent point, because you paid interest, So
you paid two hundred thousand exactly.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Exactly what you can afford the payment. You can afford
the six.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Hundred dollars seven hundred dollars a month payment, you.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Know, like that fucking wild.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Don't worry. I won fourteen dollars. We're fucking fine. We're
going to Bully, We're going to Sizzler.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Well I am bye, get you all you can eat
up Chord forever.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
I'll take extra mens though. When I leave, is that.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
A great week? Say bye bye
So remember that that couple that got caught at Coldplay
cheating and totally outed themselves. Yeah yeah, uh, one of
them's in the news because they're trying to I guess
save face. They're saying that they were already separated. Okay, time,
and you're like, ah, doesn't matter. Was it the CEO
or the HR was the woman?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Okay? Her and her old man were already separated?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, but also, why are you bringing this up? We
almost forgot about you, because she.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Doesn't want to be forgot about. She enjoyed the attention.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh I don't know that negative as it was.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
For them, she still enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I don't think you want to be known as a cheater.
Maybe you think people do.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Like she said, there was already over what they were rating.
So when her eyes, she wasn't cheating.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
We were on up right right now. She just wants
to clear her name, Okay, So it's about cleaning it up.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
This list came out of things that you learned you've
been doing wrong your entire life, which is always really
sobering and you always can see how well people adjust
to change when they hear stuff like this. And the
first one I didn't even know that there's a certain
way you're supposed to shampoo your hair.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
What okay, let me guess scalp first and then to
the tips.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I guess it says I used to get a pump
of shampoo, put it on top of my head and
massage it around. Now you get the shampoo, lather it
in your hands, then lift sections of your hair and
massage the roots. Your hair will be cleaner and less tangled.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I thinks it's great if you got long hair, you know,
for a short haired fellas that just did all blends
in together.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah, I don't know. I just always, you know, if
I if I get it done by a professional, I
just follow what they do, because they do the scalp,
you know, and then they work their way to the tips.
I don't care, right, I don't care. As long as
it's getting done, As long as your hair is getting clean,
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I don't care.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I don't even know if it's clean. I'm just believing
that the stuff works. I does it smell okay? Does
it feel not gritty? Okay? I don't I don't care.
I'm not eating off of it, yeah, I'm not rubbing
it on people's faces. It doesn't matter. That's where my
head is with it when when I hear that ceiling
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fans have a switch for summer and winter.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yes, it is a true statement.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, a lot of people don't know that though.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Yeah, my father in law calls me every into.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Why doesn't he call his son?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
He knows I do those kind of things.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
You know, the bumpy side of the bobby pin goes
against your head, not the flat side, right, sure again.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, I don't use a lot of bobby pins.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I use zero. Yeah, I don't know if I've ever
used a bobby pin I've used when I try to
pick a lock. Yeah, I was just saying, that's a lie.
I have bought bobby bobby pins and use them to
pick locks. Uh, there's a filter on your washing machine
that needs to be cleaned, okay, where Like everybody knows
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about the dryer relent one, but there's one for your
washing machine. I think this is only uh front facing washers.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
That would make.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Sense because done that stuff all like, uh come out
in the wash, like in the drain cycle and everything.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, but it doesn't. I don't think it goes like
into your at least with this filter thing. I had
a front facing, and it had a filter on it.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I don't think mine does. Mine's not front facing either.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I have a removable agitator on in my washing massage.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Hey, you guys are married, You've been married a long time.
I don't think you're going anywhere.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I'll remove it, and when I look at the bottom
of it, I'm like ooh, and so I will take
that out and wash it. But other than that, I
don't know where there is an extra filter.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
What is the purpose of having a removable agitator.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
So you can do like comforters and big bulky items,
they don't.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Get all tangled up around that pecker thing that's in
the middle of that.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
But the whole point of the agitator is what instead
of banging against rocks, it's the thing. So if that's
not in there, how does it agitate it?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
It's still I don't know, but it's if I keep
the agitator in there, I can still put my comforter
in there, but then it'll always stop and be like
your load is unbalanced.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Well, every comfort does that. Yeah, that's part of the
that's part of having one.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
If I remove that, I can throw it in there
and hit the book load and no problems.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Uh, I want this is how I know. I'm I'm old.
There is now a washer dryer combo machine. It's one machine.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yes, don't they look amazing?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yes? And you can put your whole bottle of soap
in it and your whole bottle of fabric softener.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
If you do that in it does everything.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yes, And I'm like, why not get rid of these
two stupid things and get two units that do everything?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You fucking double your laundry.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yes, it feels like a no brainer.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Yeah, I have to see this.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I seen them before, and I'm like, that's pretty interesting.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
One machine.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, washer and dryer combined into one.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
And I didn't know that you can put an entire
bottle of soap in there and fabric softener.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
But that's cool too.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
The ones I was looking at definitely did. But I
remember being like, that's so good.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, that's great, convenient for like apartment living. You know,
I live in an apartment, and I thought about getting
those stackable washer and dryers you know, yeah, which they
have them, but because you know, why fucking go down
there and pay four dollars to do one load of
laundry wash and dry?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, this says a Samsung brand combo. Oh, here we go,
Hamilton Beach all in one front loading washer dryer combo
one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
That ain't bad at all, Not for.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
A washing dryer, not nowadays, No.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Considering nowadays a washer or a dryer self will cost
you just that much.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah. That to me, that's that's some game changing shit
right there. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Hamilton Beach.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Though always thought they were just like titching appliances, they've
branched out. They're like, you know what, We're going to
other places of the house. Okay, we're gonna take over
the laundry room.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Whirlpool makes one.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I'm sure a lot of companies still.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Yeah, I just I really like Whirlpool. Okay, fifteen hundred
from Whirlpool.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Still not bad, Yeah, still not bad at all.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Here's another one, though, Things that adults have learned they're
doing wrong. I learned a couple of years ago that
you're not supposed to rinse after brushing the toothpaste on
because it washes off the polish. Yeah I knew that
you were not supposed to rinse after you brush your teeth.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Oh, just let her hang out.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
You're supposed to philosophorus.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Brush teeth, then leave it, leave that nasty. Leave the
toothpaste film. Yeah, paste film, gratty toothpaste film on your teeth.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Oh shit.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
See this is what we started the segment. We're understanding
how well you're adaptive to change because you think you've
been doing it right.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I'm not changing that one.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I like the way you brush my teeth.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, like I'm not. I am not. I'm rinsing the
toothpaste out of my mouth, okay, because you got to
get all the nasty out of your mouth.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
It does feel a lot cleaner, but there's not a
film left in there. I gets what the film does,
what it's supposed to do anyway, But I.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Mean you can spit eighty percent of the toothpaste out.
I don't understand. You're just conditioned that you have to
use water to rinse your mouth.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Yeah, would you put Soap's all right, so you got
your dishes right, and you clean it off with your sponge,
and it's got the soap on there, and instead of
rinsing it off, you just put it up.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
That's essentially what they want you to do with your teeth.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
No, because what's in toothpaste they're saying, is for your teeth, right,
not for your toothbrush.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
The same with I mean, even when you go and
get your teeth professionally cleaned at the dentist's office, they
still rinse your mouth after they clean them.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Not fully. They give you just enough to get some
of the grit off. And not all toothpastes are like that.
And I think I don't know if this applies to all,
but if it's got fluoride in it, for sure you
want to let it sit on your stand on your teeth.
You don't want to rinse ith.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
They got plenty of that in the water.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
For now, right. How about this one? This one, this
is the one that tripped me up. You don't need
to dig avocado pits out like you're removing a stone
from a concrete and risk cutting yourself. You just squeeze
it twice.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Well, then you squeeze your avocado because.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I thought you always went around. Yeah, and then you
took the knife and went tink and grabbed it with
the knife.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, and then you twist it and out comes your pit.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah. Apparently not Apparently you can still do the havsis thing.
But the side the pits in. You squeeze twice on
one side, squeeze twice on the other, and it falls
right out.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I think it depends on how ripe your avocado.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I opened some up yesterday and I was like, oh,
these are a little past their prime.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Uh, this one I don't think is universal. The top
of your stove opens up like a hood on a car.
Not all of them do, no, okay, like gas, not
of gas ones don't. Mine definitely doesn't.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Really.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, well, if the food gets down in there, how
are you going to clean it out?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I mean, I have gas, It's I just pulled the
grapes up and yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Whether there's a fall underneath, no, Okay, every stove that
I've ever encounter, gas and electric has that ability to
pop the hood on that Sunday Well.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
You know, when you don't live in a rental, I
don't know. I can't give you an answer. I just
know that not all stoves are created equal. This one's
also very bizarre. Walking down the stairs. I used to
be unbalanced walking down with many near falls. Six months
ago my dad told me to step down heel first,
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and now I'm much steadier. That's how I learned to
go down steps.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
You learned how to go down steps like somebody to
teach you.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I mean, yes, I was a child learning everything.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Well, I figure just walking? Does that?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I mean no?
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Or just hold on to the railing.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I mean yeah, that's I think that's an option. I
just learned that when you double not your shoelaces, you
can pull the long lace ends really hard and they
come untied. Yeah I knew that. Okay, there's so many
different ways to tie shoelaces. Then I don't feel like
that's universal either. I'm twenty two and recently discovered that
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when blowing your nose, you shouldn't squeeze it, just hold
the tissue lightly around the nose then blow.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, you get more airflow that way.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah, you're not supposed to close off one side or
any side.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Trying to think how I blow my nose, I think
I I do close off one side.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Do you think you're putting more pressure on one nostril
to get more out?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I think so. Washing towels without fabric softener it ruins
the absorbency of the towels so they can't soak up
all the water, and it leaves a film when it dry,
if it air dries. So no fabric softener.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
With towels, Yeah, I don't put fit. I don't use
fabric softener.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I don't use fabric softener either at all.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Ever, wash your towels with a cup of vinegar instead
of fabric softener. Huh, I do that, But vinegar will
ruin the seals in your washer. Hard boiled eggs are
easy to peel if you crack them under running tap
water in a bowl of water and let some of
the water inside. Yeah, I knew that.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah, put them in ice water.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
When chopping onions, don't cut the stalk end so you
still have something to hold on to. Also, once you've
had it, don't chop all the way through on your
first round of slices. It makes half moon pieces that
way it all holds together. Okay, everybody's got a couple
different ways to dice an onion. Yeah, here's my hack
for onions is take a wet towel and lay it
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by the onions in it. That gas or whatever that
comes off the onion is searching for moisture. Yeah, and
that's what makes you cry.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, I knew that.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
I used to sweep at a forty five degree angle.
It turns out that you get better results when you
hold the broom ninety.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yeah, because you're covering more ground with all the bristols.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
So instead I do it like this straight up, almost
straight up. But they're saying, do it like at an
angle like this, so you're still getting the same coverage,
but it's probably easier.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
The ninety degree is what you do. The forty five
is what they're saying. Not that's what I'm saying. Yeah,
that's I feel like that's what I said.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
But but yeah, but you're supposed to stand up. Seems
a little retarded, like a clock pendulum. Yeah, and not
at an angle. Yeah, unless it's a push broom.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Well, I feel like if you angle it then less
dust circulates.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Getting caught by the Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
This one. I'm a giant advocate for washing your fruit
and other produce.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I've seen the water thing that spits at the produce
marketing does definitely looks like my grandmother sink.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
It's how you build a good healthy immune system. My friend,
give your body germs to practice on.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I know there's times where I've washed like cilantro and
when the water's brown. I'm like, I'm so glad I
did that. The numbers on the toaster are for minutes,
they're not for different levels of toastiness.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Okay, I can't say the last time I used a toaster.
Oh really, it's been a while. I mean, I have
one toast bread every now and again, but if I do,
it's usually because I'm like making hamburgers or something. I
toast them on the grill that way. Very rarely do
I eat toast just like white bread, wheat bread put
in a toaster.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, okay, so cause you're in a healthy world right now,
you got a not when you have a good avocado
Dave's whatever protein bread or whatever it's called ef, It's like.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
That's and stuff in it's supposed.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
To be really good for you toast that smashing avocati
on it. Salt and black pepper.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Okay, it's so good, dude.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Okay, I just take my avocada sliced mup and just
salt and pepper right there.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, just like it.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
We're on a triuske it. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Uh. This says that I was well into adulthood before
I finally realized i'd been wearing pants wrong. My entire life,
I'd been wearing them on my hips rather than my waist,
and I always had issues with them falling down my
buck cracked, being perpetually visible. Yeah, most people don't know
you have to wear you need to wear pants at
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your belly button.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Right. I ain't doing it, but it feels uncomfortable and weird.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
And you know you get high waters that way.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Your pants you meet you're buying the wrong pants size. Yeah,
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yeah, that's retarded.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I had to get a suit okay, like a couple
of years ago, and I went to like like a
really nice place to do it because I wanted a
suit that fit me well, right, not just an off
the rack R Joseph A. Banks or whatever, right, Not
that there's anything wrong with that. All my other suits
are from there. And the guy did it and I
was like, this looks so dumb, and he was like,
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well that's the way it goes, and I'm like, ah,
never mind. I went to Joseph A. Banks. Remember publishers Cleanhouse, Yep, the.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
One that Ed fucking McMahon never worked for, so they say.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
He did, though we all know he did.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
You're fucking lying, as there's no proof of that though, Well,
of course he's dead.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Apparently the people that won are no longer getting their payments,
and they were supposed to be lifetime payments.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yeah, lifetime into you know, a certain amount of money,
and they're like.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Oh fuck, the company went bankrupt. And apparently the small
print probably said uh huh, hey, if we got a business,
too bad, so sad.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, yeah, what are you gonna do about that? There's
nothing you can do about that. They're out of business.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Sorry, bro, I mean there's something you could have done,
which is been frugal with your money.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Okay, yeah, I get that, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Plan accordingly.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Yeah, but these people are expecting to get money for
the rest of their life. And like again, if the
business goes out of business, then you they have no
money to give you.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
So you're fucking shit out of luck. It is what
it is.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Sorry, what was the payments on that of two hundred
and sixty thousand dollars a year for life? So what
is that? Like five thousand dollars a week or something
like that?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Still ain't bad?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, that's that's that's twenty thousand dollars a month.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
So if you're blowing twenty thousand dollars a month and
not saving it. You've made bad choices.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Oh for sure you had.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Let's just go ahead and say taxes so ten yeah, right,
you're still making bad choices. There's no reason you shouldn't
have some money put away.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Oh absolutely, But listen you you hear that you got
money for the rest of your life coming in. Of course,
you're going to be spending money fast by going out
to eat every day. And you're not going to the
Golden Corral, motherfucker. You're going to the high end buffets.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeahh is there a high end buffet? Probably the ones
at the casinos.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah oh yeah. One guy that won, he said, why
didn't somebody give me a heads up, hey we're going
out of business, because typically they don't like to do that.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Right Are they obligated?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Is the business obligated to tell you, hey, we're going
out of business.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I don't think they are.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Oh no, he said he got the money. He's sixty
one now, he got the money and was allowed him
to retire early. He got it back in twenty twelve. Nice, right,
so that's thirteen years. I mean he's got over he's
got collected over a million dollars, right, Yeah, two hundred
(18:56):
and sixty thousand times thirteen years, three point three million.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
That's quite a bit of cash.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Okay, so keep that in mind. We'll just cut in
half one point five for taxes.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
So the money allowed him to retire early and move
closer to family. Now he said things are looking bleak.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
But wait, didn't you say he only gets twenty thousand
dollars a year?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
No, that was a month. Oh a month. This feels
like a nightmare. I thought this was gonna go on
for the rest of my life, so I really didn't
have to worry about money. Nothing is forever, right.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Chances are he helped out his kids, gave them a
couple of ten fifteen thousand dollars here probably bottom new car,
new house, get them set up, make sure they taken
care of. Well, don't forget the church, sir. We got
to make sure the church is taken care of. So
here's a fifty thousand dollars donation to the church. Oh, well,
you know the fucking school. The kids at school they
(19:54):
need new socks for what the fuck ever? You know,
It's like, okay, well, so you know you think you're
doing good. Oh, I'm set for life. I don't have
to worry about it. I'm gonna have money for the
rest of my life and not the case. And now,
because you have such a big heart, you are broke
as fuck.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
You blew one point five million dollars.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Of course that's after buying his own house and his
own new cars, and his you know, whatever toys he
wanted to and probably high end hookers and shit like that.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
My wife and I were talking like if we won
the power ball, right, it was like, take almost four
hundred and eighty nine million or some crazy number, right,
And I was like, listen, we're gonna take four hundred
million and just put it away, and then we'll take
eighty million, put it in a different account, and then
we'll fuck off with nine million.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah, that's easy.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
So like, you win one point three, you go, okay,
I'm gonna have three hundred thousand to fuck off with
and then put the million away. Yeah, because guess what
if he would have put the million away, he could
live off the interest forever.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Sure, but people don't think like that, man, Well that's
you're dumb. Furthermore, Susan, people do think like that, right,
and like, that's a great idea. Let's put this in savings,
and then you start blowing money fast, right, and well,
fuck man, I mean I'm out of this nine million
dollars that we had to fuck off with.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
We got four hundred million in the book.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Let's just go ahead and dip into that. It'll be
fine and it'll repay itself. Blah blah blah. And the
next thing, you know, is just a vicious cycle.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah no, you just believe that there's plenty exactly because
we were talking about something and I was like, I
would buy this, and she gave me a look, I'm like,
we have nine million dollars to fuck off with? What
do you care? Yeah? Right, what do you care what
I do with my half of the nine million?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Right? You're four and a half million dollars. What was
it was you gonna get it?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I don't even remember. It was probably it was stupid.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Right, fucking island or something.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I mean, four and a half million dollars. I gotta
be honest, I don't even know if I need the
four Right, I'd be like, I would not upgrade my house.
We would maybe move to get some land.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Right, would you pay then to have the house you
were in. No lifted, No take your new property?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
No god no, but I'm I mean like square footage wise,
I wouldn't need to upgrade.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
It, right, maybe get a pool, right.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
And then you got to pay someone to take care
of it. My biggest concern was security and safety. You
win that much, Bunny, people are looking for you.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
One of the things said that you go and you
change your phone number immediately, like before you call your attorney.
You change your phone number, call the attorney, don't tell
them you won the lottery, right, So you'd like a
private consultation with the attorney.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Why case you're being wired tapped, phone tapped.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
You don't want people to know you won. And if
you call and the receptionist to Sally, and Sally somehow
recognizes your name as Corbyn from The Big Man Morning
Show hypothetically like Corbyn won the lottery. So you're like,
I just need a private consultation about a trust, right,
And then it does it doesn't raise the flag right right,
and then uh and it says, while that's why the
(23:01):
attorney will take care of everything, you go away, right,
Like as far as you why would you want to
go molested reference anywhere.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Well, no one's gonna look for you there. No one's
gonna think of you going there.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
No one would think to look at you in fucking
San Quentin.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
We'll go there, bora bor or something. But god damn,
I'm here to buy it. I'm gonna turn it around.
The place is tainted forever.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
The irony if they made that into a resort feels
so fucking capitalistic.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah, I could see it happening.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
But you go as far away as you you're comfortable with,
so you don't have to be nuanced with people and
you won't slip up. And I'm like, so we would
what take our kids out of school? That feels like.
I'm like, hey, I'm not going to show up Monday
when we know something's up. Yeah, and I and she was.
(24:08):
I was like, do you quit your job? She was like,
not right away, not until we get that ironed out.
I know they're not just going to put a check
in our account on Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah, Like no, that's fair.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, she goes, well, we're not going to rack up
our credit card.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
I'm like, eh, if you know you've got four million
dollars coming your way, you got damn.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Right, yeah, uh, And I said I'd probably quit my job,
but we would start like a charity to do I
don't know what creates, you know, give socks to people, right,
And so I could go in and hire people to
take care of all that.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Right. Then then you got to pay themroll.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Charity, man, that's all right off.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Volunteer work.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
No, they won't volunteer, but that's all right off. Whatever
I pay them is a write off. And just so
I have a place to go once in a while,
have a meeting whenever I want. Yeah, there's a show
on HBO. It's called Loot and she's married to a
rich person. They get divorced because he cheats on cheats
(25:08):
on her, and that's what she does. She's like it
starts a charity and goes in and just fucks around
all the time when they're trying to do serious work.
It's pretty funny. It's what's one of the women from
Saturday Night Live?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Uh? And so she was like, well, what are you
splurging on? What do you what's the thing you're gonna
splurge on if you're don't wing upgrade the house? And
what do you? What are you splurging on and because
maybe I would buy nicer clothes. It's just I know
it's a slippery slope. So I said, uh, I'm definitely
getting the car I want. Maybe two, that's probably what
(25:44):
I would do.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
A weekend car, weekday car.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Probably really nice big truck, right.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Something practical, and then something and then escalator and then
an escalator.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, Denali escalade.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah you got the money, Why the hell not.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Dude, I want one of those. They're one hundred and
some one thousand dollars. That's the fucking most retarded thing.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Fuck all that.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I'll be driving, especially in pickup line for kids, and
I'll be behind one and I'll go that was my
first house.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Yeah, yeah, And they're just rolling around like it ain't nothing, fucking.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Bumping into shit more than my first house.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Fucking crazy.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
As long as you can afford that payment, that's what
they're looking at.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
I highly doubt they paid straight up cash for that vehicle.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
No, that's an excellent point, because you paid interest, So
you paid two hundred thousand exactly.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Exactly what you can afford the payment. You can afford
the six.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Hundred dollars seven hundred dollars a month payment, you.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Know, like that fucking wild.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Don't worry. I won fourteen dollars. We're fucking fine. We're
going to Bully, We're going to Sizzler.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Well I am bye, get you all you can eat
up Chord forever.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
I'll take extra mens though. When I leave, is that.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
A great week? Say bye bye
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