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Speaker 1 (00:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I save things for our podcasts that are usually sexual
in nature so we can speak a little more freely
about them. And one of them that I found is
that there is a massive demand. Let me phrase that,
there's a more than average demand for penis filler. Penis filler,
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penis filler. What's penis filler like.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Implants like botox? Yeah, like flip filler, but for your cock? Yeah, okay, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
It is a procedure where the can be a sixty
percent increase in your penis size. That's a girthy bitch.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Thirty nine percent of kids, kids eighteen to twenty four
year olds are looking for this procedure, according to one research.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
All, oh the kids just don't know. Man, that's your
way or you're stuck with it. You'll be all fine,
you'll be fine.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
But then does it all droopy and saggy if you
stop doing it right.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Like those lips like when already droopy and sid uh.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
They inject hyaluronic acid along the shaft to enhance girth
and symmetry in appearance, and it can last up to
a year.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Somebody grabbed a needle and was like, ah, I wonder
what happens if I put this in my dick. Oh
my god, it made it look plumpier. Well, I'll do
you one better. Somebody did another product before that, uh.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Huh into their penis and we're like, that's not a
good choice.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
True.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
They're like, oh no, ro whoa wrong way? Wrong way?
You're shriveling up right. I wanted to see.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh my, what do you think the cost is for
a hyaluronic acid injection in the penis? What do you
think the cost is?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Eight hundred dollars? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Okay, Oh, I think it's going to be in the
ten thousand dollars range. Anywhere from three to ten thousand
and maybe the best sentence ever. Some providers offer packages
that include a number of syringes and can cost anywhere
between six thousand dollars for five syringes, eight thousand for eight,
ten thousand for twelve. Because you get a deal, A
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single syringe can cost around eight hundred to fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I ain't doing this.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Can you inject yourself? Like?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I know you go to like the low TI center,
Like you have the choice to do it in the
clinic or at home. So do you have to jam
a needle in your own deck. Yeah, and I'm yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I don't know if I like that or not.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Younger me would have done this. Yeah, yeah, of course
if I had that much money later around, Hey.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
What if what if money didn't matter? Your wife came
to you and said, I'd like you to do this.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Well, my dick's not fucking good enough for you. Get
the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Ah, that's a fun question.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I mean, if I'm being honest, i'd probably be like, Okay,
I wouldn't think twice. Women do this all the time
for men, right, So I don't see what the big
to do is.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
That is true, but they're they're putting it in their lips,
the ones on their face.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
No, don't ever underestimate how bad a breast augmentation is.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh, I know they suck.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
But also women get vaginal rejuvenation for it.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Was that just like shaving a little off the top.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Now it's extra stitch.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
But I'm just saying that.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Like, but I would argue vaginal is more of like
a like you doing it for you, like you want
to feel that confidence. I can't imagine a lot of
guys are like your pussy's so goddamn loose. No, can
you please tighten it down? Can we go to the
next Can we get an extra hole in the belt.
I can't imagine. I'm sure there are, but I can't
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imagine that is the norm of why women get that searchace.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I think it's probably more of a for their own
but still just.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Like guys would do this to impress the ladies, Yeah,
I think anyway, because yeah, they're confidence thing, just like
women who get breast augmentation.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
The two typical reasons is confidence and they want their clothes.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
To fit right right.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Rarely is it because a guy asked them to get
big boobies right right.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I'm getting dick injections because I want my pants to
be tightter.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
And a lot of it might have to do with
the societal norms that are displayed through TV and social
media and images that way that make women feel like
they've got to do that to be of a certain status,
where guys don't feel that way too much they see
a porn. But I think there's an age you get
to for most that are like, ah, whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Fuck it, it is what it is. This is the
dick that I have. I'm stuck with it. Yeah, it
works just as good as that guys. Yeah, right right, sure,
you can't call it the hammer.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And I think that women see each other naked a
lot more than guys see each other naked.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
And so there's no comparison. When was the last time
you saw a guy nick? Great question?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Maybe like I didn't see him naked, but he was
naked in proximity to me. I was in the locker
room at the gym changing.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Uh huh, I guess the last time I saw a
guy naked? Asked me, when the last time I was.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
In a locker room?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
High school?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yes, it was fucking seventh grade, and I'll never forget
this big old, fucking high school. I was playing junior
varsity football and he was the varsity because we all
practiced together, and a fucking varsity dick just grazes right
in my periphery. Whoa, That's all I could see is
I don't like the way that sentence came out.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Varsity cock right there. I'm like, god, man, the.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Fuck man, Like, no wonder you're unversity, you're also on
the varsity dick team.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
It's just one of those one of those things, man,
Like you've seen your Dad's dick that's burnt into your
fucking head for the rest of your life.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Right, I'm in the fucking bushes here, I God damn can't.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I couldn't tell you. I think his name was John maybe. No, No,
this both of you, even though you're right, ship, they
right themselves, Yes they do. Yeah, in high school.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
It's interesting how vivid the memory is for you, because
I don't recall anybody's pecker from high school.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
That's the only other one that I've seen outside of
of Papa's or you know, Stepdaddy's What are you doing, Stepdad?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
But that's that's it, that's it.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I'm not I've seen a lot of lot of you know,
peckers out in the wild, you know. I guess there's
a few old man penis. I've I've told this story
many times before, working at the Swingers Club, and I'd
be DJing in my booth and I'll look over and
there's an old man with his pants down, dick hanging
out and old lady giving him head. So I've seen
a few out in the wild, and I guess it's
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because it's such rarity that they fucking get burnt into
my head.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
That might be fair.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I would argue that seeing them in a locker room
or at a swingers club feels like that is the
not in the wild that feels normal where I think
women will see it on TV all the time. It's
more common women will change in front of each other,
right if they're wearing a like a whatever is called
a jumpsuit or a onesie, and they're in the bathroom
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together and they take it all the way off, like
women see each other naked a lot more than guys
to and create an atmosphere of oh my boobs, touch
my knees, or are I don't know, maybe I don't
know how the vagina one works, or but their lips
don't look full and they get made fun of because
they don't have an upper lip, right right, right, Yeah,
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so I can see, I mean makeup.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Me and my girlfriends go and get waxed together.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, but you're not seeing their business.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah we are.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Aren't you laying on a table?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, looking at each other's but holes, you're both laying
on a table at the same time.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
First time one of my girlfriends went, it was her
first time I held her hand. By holding her hand
and I'm standing over her and there's her vagina so
I can see everything.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah, you're on your own getting your butthole wax. Dude,
I'm not holding your hand. Yeah, I hope you understand.
You're also not invited.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Just so we're goddamn clear, corb and I've got a
group on for yao waxing.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, you and me, Okay, it's a little corporate bonding.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Sure, you wait in the goddamn waiting.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Room, no bro side by side.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
That makes no sense to me why people would go
into where the waxing happens.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
So weird. Yeah, you're a.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Goddamn adult, Get through it. You chose this life.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Me, please please hold my hand. Well, this is happening.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
What are you My eight year old daughter getting her
goddamn allergy shot?
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Your first time hurts.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
I'm sure it does, but you also don't have to
do it, and I can't if it hurts that bad
that only a handholding makes it goddamn better.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
What the fuck.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Right do you blow on it after they pull the
wax off to ease the burn?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I would argue, sometimes a deuce when I'm fucking constipated
hurts a lot more.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I'm not holding your hand through that one getting a.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Fucking episiotomy while I'm taking a shit.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I'll be there to hold your hand, man, for sure.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Can you imagine going to the bathroom?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Would you okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Would you your friend that you took to to get
and you hold her hand because you're nice like that?
If she was taking a shit and she was hurting
and she was scared, would you go in there and
hold her hand?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Oh my god, no, I'm glad. I'm a guy.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, I'd never do that. Oh, you're on her own, man.
Would you hold your assuming white? Would you hold your
wife's hand if she's taking a heavy shit and hearts No, yeah,
I be on the other side of the door, going
you can't do it, but really I'm not. I'm not old.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
In her hand.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Some salt and pepper motivational music Now my kid, I
might write, my kid. I might because it's a new thing. Yeah, sure,
it feels weird. You probably have a belief that your
ass shouldn't feel like you're splitting at the seams, right,
So I would probably hold my kid's hand up to sixteen?
(10:44):
What what?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Okay, you're right seventeen?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh gosh, listen your fucking argument today was your brain's
still fucking developing.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, there's a day.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Can't fucking handle these life events, Yeah there's so I'm
helping you. But this is the goddamn line.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yes, yes, yes, you cannot make mature decisions like I
want to be fucking married for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Shit by yourself. Goddamn it.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
It hurts because they they've shipped before.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Not like that. Everybody can name shits. They're like ool doggie.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Oh yeah, oh yeah to.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
My point, No, I'm not holding anybody's hand.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Why they do this, boy, I don't smell your ship
for twenty five years. You can come in here smell
mine for five minutes.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I don't know, like what it is about kids and
their desire. I don't know if it's like something in
their brain that they just know when I'm shitting and
they've got to approach the door. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
My kid will be like, hey Dad, I'm like I'm shitting.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah, dude, it's not just kids. Animals do the same
fucking thing, and it pisses me off.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Animals I give it pass too. I don't But do
you ever get from your kid?
Speaker 5 (12:04):
But when will you be done.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I just say the same thing. I'm going to the bathroom,
and if I ask another question, I'm going to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
It is a private thing.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It's hard to do all this cocaine when you're in there,
fucking yell at my wife got me so good.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
So my one of my kids leaves the door whatever
bathroom there, and they leave the goddamn door open wood
pissing or shitting and and so I was like, hey,
close the door, and my wife goes, you leave the
door open. I'm like, I'm in my bathroom away from everyone.
You're crossing three thresholds to.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Get to me. Plenty of opportunities.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I can hear her fucking turn splashing. Close the goddamn door. Yeah,
She's like, nope, you leave it open. They learned from
watching you. I'm like, fuck, I got it for watching you,
from watching you dead.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
First it's drugs and now it's pooping.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, this is pretty awesome too. There's an event in
England that happened in July where people get together for
an annual adult festival called swing Athon. Okay, it draws
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attendees obviously. It's a three day event with pole dancing,
foam parties, Hot do, hot tubs.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Oh, hot dogs?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
What know?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Sign me up mobile dungeons, a game called butt plug
BINGO and tickets start about two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
That's not bad.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah, for a weekend of fun this town that it
takes over. People talk about it. There they they in
the beginning, we're very happy with the money that it
brings in. Over a thousand people converge on this town
for swingethon. But now they're not happy because of the
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man noise complaints. Oh boy from the moaning end quote
ear splitting orgasms that come from the camp.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
What did you think was going to happen?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
You've got a bunch of one thousand swingers converging onto
one area of land, and you expect them not to
have sex with the fuck out of here, or just
to do it quietly.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Sh it's after eleven o'clock noise ordinance.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah. I don't know much about the swingers community, but
I know enough that they're usually very nice and respectful.
It's not like a a sexual event that I'm losing
the name of an orgy. Because you hear orgy, you
think of like loud and crazy and yeah, and though
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maybe swinging events can be that way. That's usually not
the norm.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I just know from what you know working at the
club's djan that's about it.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
And there's a lot of people that are into and
your right. They're all respectful, they all have rules.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah, yeah, now what they do afterwards, because the places
that I worked at were all it was, you know,
off premise, like meaning they're not fucking in there or anything.
You might see old man Penis getting sucked every now
and again. Yeah, but they weren't fucking right.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
So maybe as some of those other places, it gets
a little rowdy. Like I know there's a club in
town that they have that.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I won't mention the name or anything, but it's one
of those I've never been in.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I've just heard stories.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Uh, I'm just being honest, and I think I'm gonna
speak for Lindsay on this. If I'm not gonna work
somewhere where old man Penis is getting sucked in front
of me enough times that I have to cite that
it happens often, I'm quitting the first time.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Right, and I want to know, even if it's mine,
when you saw that, yes, did you ever say anything
about it? Like on when you had when you were
DJing on the mic.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Like, hey, get it, old man, or the chicken dances
happening right in front of me.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Yeah, no, no, I just let that old man get
his dick suck and going about his business. Who am
I to cock block this old man by saying something
that's not very nice. I wouldn't want somebody to do
that to me. If I'm getting my dick sucked in
a club, you better fucking a right let it right out. No,
don't stop it.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
So the event started in twenty twenty, and they say
it's climbed in attendance every year, dramatically welcoming people from
alternative lifestyles including kink, non monogamy, and LGBTQ plus inclusion.
They say it's a safe, welcoming space for a sexual exploration,
complete with vendors selling toys, paddles, whips, and lingerie between
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dj sets and locals like hey, hey, we don't hate sex,
we just don't want to hear it. When we're having dinner.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
We'll see.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
They're fucking jealous, is what it is. Because everybody at
this little fucking campgrounds getting laid and they're not.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
The organizers like, yeah, we're not moving the event. No,
we're passionate about normalizing sexual freedom and these what these
lifestyles offer. Yeah, like I'm not a big fan of
the Fourth July, so I just go on vacation when
that happens, right.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
They got an interesting Instagram, Yeah, yeah, the Swingethon. Yeah,
if you go to their website, yeah, yeah, I'm on links,
I'm on my way.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
They have all the links there.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
I mean, it's just I mean it's not quite like uh,
Twitter or x where you can get away with just
about any fucking thing on that platform. So there is
some you know, but I mean I'm like, well, that's
interesting the fact that they have one.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I always like to see what the attendees look like.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Oh, the instagram will let you see that.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah, it's exactly what you're thinking. Everybody that I saw
on their Instagram. God are the people that I would
see in the clubs as I was that I was
DJing at some.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Of these people.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah, the one with the old man in his arm
around the young kid is like freaking me the fuck out.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Yeah, but that's what they into. Some young gals like yeah,
I'll put that old ass dick in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Sure, here's the other thing. You can go to one
of these events, a swing a thong and be a
solid five. But there you're a ten.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Oh yeah, because everybody's horny as shit. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
This one has the same woman over and over in it. Yeah,
on her Instagram. Maybe she's the one who organizes it.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I don't know. And she's like a.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Six point two, right, but you know they're fucking hey,
she's a ten.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah, because yeah, I mean dressed a little less conservatively,
you know what I mean. Yeah, wearing bikinis, tight dresses,
blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Soft skin.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
You're gonna be all right over there. I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I could probably talk my way that I'm gonna go
to an event like this, but once I was there,
i'd have I'd need something to alter me to get
me to participate.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Yeah, for sure, because you call them the nerves, a
little liquid courage to get you in there. But I
think if one of those tens, you know, even a
ten in your buck, you know, which would be like
a fifteen in that atmosphere you know, came and you know,
started something with you you, I think you would loosen
up pretty quickly. Yeah, I don't think so. Yeah, once
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your dick is in somebody else's hand, things changed dramatically.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with no because you left off
not female, right, you said any one's hand.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
I thought we were all under the assumption that it
would be the preferred sex of your choice.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Okay, Well, I don't know what happens there.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I was assumed.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I don't know you've talked about you. Turn around, there's
goddamn dick in your face.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yeah for sure. By the way, what high school did
you go to? Because I guess you know what I
think about it. Dick in the face has just been
kind of like the thing throughout my life, high school,
fucking working in the clubs, sitting in front of me.
What the fuck, man, just call me old gimpy dick
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in the face McGee.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
No, No, I'm not going to do it. You can't
make me. I'm not calling you gimpy dick in the
face McGhee.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Is there an appropriate place for a dick to be
near your face?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Okay, yes, okay, let's just okay, now, hear me out. Okay,
all right, we're having an orgy in a room about
the size of it, Okay, all right, not a lot
of room to move, Okay, okay, I.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Mean this room's probably I'm gonna say it's probably twenty
by twelve, twenty by fifteen.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
It is a fair size room. I think this is
about the size of my living room.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Okay, okay, But you've got a lot of bodies in there,
and that's where I'm at.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Okay. With orgies, you gotta think massive orgy. That's you.
You whatever, you're picturing orgy in your head.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
That's what it is. Right, It's more than just four
or five six people. I'm talking fucking orgy bodies everywhere, nakedness.
You may fucking get up to go, maybe move to
the next one, or clean yourself off and bam, dick
in the face.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
You know.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Those videos are porns that show someone you taking advantage
of double coupon day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I could never
do that. I could never participate.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
In an event like that. Yeah I can't.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I couldn't have a guy that close to me while
that's happening.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah yeah, So you couldn't get into like German gang
bang porn.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Like being and I've never seen it, No.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
You were.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Those are some of the most fun ones more just
because the shear, what the fuck about it? It's nothing sexy, right,
You got one gal, maybe two gals that are laying
down on rubber fucking mattresses, right, and then just guys
all over the place, and one right after another, one
right after another, and sometime most of the time they're
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wearing masks because they don't want to be seen. I
don't want everybody to know that this was me. I
That's why I can't be in them, because I've fucking
got a trademark here attached to me.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Otherwise you would be maybe.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, I googled German gang bang porn and a definition
came up about German gang names, and so that's not
what you meant.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
No, that's not what I meant.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
You could fight it on the Hub easily until our
local government decided to ruin that, and now you can't
get on the hub at all.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, not for free. Well, nonetheless, I promise that's not
something I ever have to worry about. Listen, Yeah, yeah, that.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
That ship has sailed. Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
If your wife was like, listen, I want to go
to this swingers club and be part of this origin. Huh,
you're gonna you're gonna say no to her.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
I absolutely am going to say another because we have
a bigger fucking problem.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Well, after you.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Get all that out of the way and while you're
on your way to the swingers.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Club, you know how I said, I was like, very
much against a dog. Yeah, I would give that up.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
To not do that, all right, would you?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
But a cat? Would you?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
A cat fucking eat okra?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Whoa? Yeah, I'm not fucking doing it.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
If my wife was like, hey, I want to let
you watch some you have to watch some other guy
fucking drill me, I'm like, uh no.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Holy we can have a cat, we can have all
the pets, we can take all the gimpies pets.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I don't care. Just don't do it.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I'm an advocate that, you know, you should try to
make your partner happy and go along with things unless
they're tins. This is goddamn tin eleven. It's so out
of the norm. Yeah, that's the concerning part. That's where
for me the thing would be.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Like whoa, whoa, whoa out of the norm for you
now exactly? But I know your she's we but we
don't know how she was before we met, you know.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I know of the last fifteen years, which is almost
half her life. It would be a giant fucking supper.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
What would be your question?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Why is this just now coming to light?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
What earlier?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
What has happened in the last fifteen years to quell this?
But now you need it to blossom. I want to
support you in whatever it is that your adventure is.
I just need to know some context.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
But hell no.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
And then if she's like, well, see I used to
do gang bang porn, I'd be like, holy fuck, I
don't know you at all. That creates a whole other thing,
right right, I'm not this. I'm never the person that
believes this is what the issue is. I think there's
another thing. And so I would be like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
This isn't about gang bang. This is you haven't been
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honest and truthful with me in fifteen years, right since
the very beginning. Yeah, so to me, that's the issue.
It isn't that's the vessel is just that's how this
got brought up.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Yeah, so you do your talking, you get past all that. Yeah, No,
we're probably not going.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
To stay together.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Happens okay, yeah, because now now I'm questioning everything you've
ever said, you've ever done? When did the dishonesty start?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Right? Win? Did it in? And then?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
I am not built to just let that slide away.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
All right, of course? And that's that's something that will
carry into the future with you. Yeah. I can't trust
anything from Aaron out.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
I get it. Yeah, I get it. What if she
wanted to do in only fans though? Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Can I run it? Sure?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
I want to do all the pictures you do, that's fine. Yeah, okay,
Like you've got to hold the camera and everything.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
That's fine.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Okay, there's no other guys, right, okay, fair enough, this
still project.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Yeah, as long as the solo work and your face
can't be in it? Okay, So they got to get masks.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yeah, she wants to you in it with her.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
No, no faces, No listen. We have a full size
mirror in our house. I walked by it the other
day after the show. It was like, goddamn, why the
fuck would anybody want to look or touch me?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Who let Jaba in? Heah?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
So No, it's more of a business decision. I'm making
a I'm making a business decision for the only fans.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Yeah, listen, you know people like Chunky chunky guys too.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
So yeah, good for them. That's not what this only
fans is about. All right, somebody's in a texting want
to know if we hit a date for our toy drive.
We have and it is actually less than two months away,
December third and fourth at Dave and Busters. So if
you have an office that likes to do things, I
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think you don't need me to tell you. It's going
to be a harder year than normal for a lot
of families, and so we want to make sure we
help out as much as we can. And I understand
times are tough and maybe you have it in the past.
That's why it's perfect for you to pull an office together.
And if you can put in five dollars and your
office everybody puts in that much, you can get some
really great toys and we want your help. So pull
(27:58):
yourself together, yourself together, man, and bring some toys for
our toy drive that's happening at Dave and Busters on
December third and fourth, starting at six am and the
third and then going till ten am on that Thursday.
We'd love for you guys to come out and did
Busters a good time, so that doesn't hurt either so
(28:19):
do you guys have a fantastic week. See ya by bye.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I save things for our podcasts that are usually sexual
in nature so we can speak a little more freely
about them. And one of them that I found is
that there is a massive demand. Let me phrase that,
there's a more than average demand for penis filler. Penis filler,
(00:37):
penis filler. What's penis filler like.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Implants like botox? Yeah, like flip filler, but for your cock? Yeah, okay, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
It is a procedure where the can be a sixty
percent increase in your penis size. That's a girthy bitch.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Thirty nine percent of kids, kids eighteen to twenty four
year olds are looking for this procedure, according to one research.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
All, oh the kids just don't know. Man, that's your
way or you're stuck with it. You'll be all fine,
you'll be fine.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
But then does it all droopy and saggy if you
stop doing it right.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Like those lips like when already droopy and sid uh.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
They inject hyaluronic acid along the shaft to enhance girth
and symmetry in appearance, and it can last up to
a year.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Somebody grabbed a needle and was like, ah, I wonder
what happens if I put this in my dick. Oh
my god, it made it look plumpier. Well, I'll do
you one better. Somebody did another product before that, uh.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Huh into their penis and we're like, that's not a
good choice.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
True.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
They're like, oh no, ro whoa wrong way? Wrong way?
You're shriveling up right. I wanted to see.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh my, what do you think the cost is for
a hyaluronic acid injection in the penis? What do you
think the cost is?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Eight hundred dollars? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Okay, Oh, I think it's going to be in the
ten thousand dollars range. Anywhere from three to ten thousand
and maybe the best sentence ever. Some providers offer packages
that include a number of syringes and can cost anywhere
between six thousand dollars for five syringes, eight thousand for eight,
ten thousand for twelve. Because you get a deal, A
(02:36):
single syringe can cost around eight hundred to fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I ain't doing this.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Can you inject yourself? Like?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I know you go to like the low TI center,
Like you have the choice to do it in the
clinic or at home. So do you have to jam
a needle in your own deck. Yeah, and I'm yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I don't know if I like that or not.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Younger me would have done this. Yeah, yeah, of course
if I had that much money later around, Hey.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
What if what if money didn't matter? Your wife came
to you and said, I'd like you to do this.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Well, my dick's not fucking good enough for you. Get
the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Ah, that's a fun question.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I mean, if I'm being honest, i'd probably be like, Okay,
I wouldn't think twice. Women do this all the time
for men, right, So I don't see what the big
to do is.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
That is true, but they're they're putting it in their lips,
the ones on their face.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
No, don't ever underestimate how bad a breast augmentation is.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh, I know they suck.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
But also women get vaginal rejuvenation for it.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Was that just like shaving a little off the top.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Now it's extra stitch.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
But I'm just saying that.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Like, but I would argue vaginal is more of like
a like you doing it for you, like you want
to feel that confidence. I can't imagine a lot of
guys are like your pussy's so goddamn loose. No, can
you please tighten it down? Can we go to the
next Can we get an extra hole in the belt.
I can't imagine. I'm sure there are, but I can't
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imagine that is the norm of why women get that searchace.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I think it's probably more of a for their own
but still just.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Like guys would do this to impress the ladies, Yeah,
I think anyway, because yeah, they're confidence thing, just like
women who get breast augmentation.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
The two typical reasons is confidence and they want their clothes.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
To fit right right.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Rarely is it because a guy asked them to get
big boobies right right.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I'm getting dick injections because I want my pants to
be tightter.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
And a lot of it might have to do with
the societal norms that are displayed through TV and social
media and images that way that make women feel like
they've got to do that to be of a certain status,
where guys don't feel that way too much they see
a porn. But I think there's an age you get
to for most that are like, ah, whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Fuck it, it is what it is. This is the
dick that I have. I'm stuck with it. Yeah, it
works just as good as that guys. Yeah, right right, sure,
you can't call it the hammer.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And I think that women see each other naked a
lot more than guys see each other naked.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
And so there's no comparison. When was the last time
you saw a guy nick? Great question?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Maybe like I didn't see him naked, but he was
naked in proximity to me. I was in the locker
room at the gym changing.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Uh huh, I guess the last time I saw a
guy naked? Asked me, when the last time I was.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
In a locker room?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
High school?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yes, it was fucking seventh grade, and I'll never forget
this big old, fucking high school. I was playing junior
varsity football and he was the varsity because we all
practiced together, and a fucking varsity dick just grazes right
in my periphery. Whoa, That's all I could see is
I don't like the way that sentence came out.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Varsity cock right there. I'm like, god, man, the.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Fuck man, Like, no wonder you're unversity, you're also on
the varsity dick team.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
It's just one of those one of those things, man,
Like you've seen your Dad's dick that's burnt into your
fucking head for the rest of your life.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Right, I'm in the fucking bushes here, I God damn can't.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I couldn't tell you. I think his name was John maybe. No, No,
this both of you, even though you're right, ship, they
right themselves, Yes they do. Yeah, in high school.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
It's interesting how vivid the memory is for you, because
I don't recall anybody's pecker from high school.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
That's the only other one that I've seen outside of
of Papa's or you know, Stepdaddy's What are you doing, Stepdad?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
But that's that's it, that's it.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I'm not I've seen a lot of lot of you know,
peckers out in the wild, you know. I guess there's
a few old man penis. I've I've told this story
many times before, working at the Swingers Club, and I'd
be DJing in my booth and I'll look over and
there's an old man with his pants down, dick hanging
out and old lady giving him head. So I've seen
a few out in the wild, and I guess it's
(07:19):
because it's such rarity that they fucking get burnt into
my head.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
That might be fair.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I would argue that seeing them in a locker room
or at a swingers club feels like that is the
not in the wild that feels normal where I think
women will see it on TV all the time. It's
more common women will change in front of each other,
right if they're wearing a like a whatever is called
a jumpsuit or a onesie, and they're in the bathroom
(07:44):
together and they take it all the way off, like
women see each other naked a lot more than guys
to and create an atmosphere of oh my boobs, touch
my knees, or are I don't know, maybe I don't
know how the vagina one works, or but their lips
don't look full and they get made fun of because
they don't have an upper lip, right right, right, Yeah,
(08:05):
so I can see, I mean makeup.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Me and my girlfriends go and get waxed together.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, but you're not seeing their business.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah we are.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Aren't you laying on a table?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, looking at each other's but holes, you're both laying
on a table at the same time.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
First time one of my girlfriends went, it was her
first time I held her hand. By holding her hand
and I'm standing over her and there's her vagina so
I can see everything.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah, you're on your own getting your butthole wax. Dude,
I'm not holding your hand. Yeah, I hope you understand.
You're also not invited.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Just so we're goddamn clear, corb and I've got a
group on for yao waxing.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, you and me, Okay, it's a little corporate bonding.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Sure, you wait in the goddamn waiting.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Room, no bro side by side.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
That makes no sense to me why people would go
into where the waxing happens.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
So weird. Yeah, you're a.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Goddamn adult, Get through it. You chose this life.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Me, please please hold my hand. Well, this is happening.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
What are you My eight year old daughter getting her
goddamn allergy shot?
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Your first time hurts.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
I'm sure it does, but you also don't have to
do it, and I can't if it hurts that bad
that only a handholding makes it goddamn better.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
What the fuck.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Right do you blow on it after they pull the
wax off to ease the burn?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I would argue, sometimes a deuce when I'm fucking constipated
hurts a lot more.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I'm not holding your hand through that one getting a.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Fucking episiotomy while I'm taking a shit.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I'll be there to hold your hand, man, for sure.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Can you imagine going to the bathroom?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Would you okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Would you your friend that you took to to get
and you hold her hand because you're nice like that?
If she was taking a shit and she was hurting
and she was scared, would you go in there and
hold her hand?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Oh my god, no, I'm glad. I'm a guy.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, I'd never do that. Oh, you're on her own, man.
Would you hold your assuming white? Would you hold your
wife's hand if she's taking a heavy shit and hearts No, yeah,
I be on the other side of the door, going
you can't do it, but really I'm not. I'm not old.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
In her hand.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Some salt and pepper motivational music Now my kid, I
might write, my kid. I might because it's a new thing. Yeah, sure,
it feels weird. You probably have a belief that your
ass shouldn't feel like you're splitting at the seams, right,
So I would probably hold my kid's hand up to sixteen?
(10:44):
What what?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Okay, you're right seventeen?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh gosh, listen your fucking argument today was your brain's
still fucking developing.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, there's a day.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Can't fucking handle these life events, Yeah there's so I'm
helping you. But this is the goddamn line.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yes, yes, yes, you cannot make mature decisions like I
want to be fucking married for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Shit by yourself. Goddamn it.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
It hurts because they they've shipped before.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Not like that. Everybody can name shits. They're like ool doggie.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Oh yeah, oh yeah to.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
My point, No, I'm not holding anybody's hand.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Why they do this, boy, I don't smell your ship
for twenty five years. You can come in here smell
mine for five minutes.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I don't know, like what it is about kids and
their desire. I don't know if it's like something in
their brain that they just know when I'm shitting and
they've got to approach the door. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
My kid will be like, hey Dad, I'm like I'm shitting.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah, dude, it's not just kids. Animals do the same
fucking thing, and it pisses me off.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Animals I give it pass too. I don't But do
you ever get from your kid?
Speaker 5 (12:04):
But when will you be done.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I just say the same thing. I'm going to the bathroom,
and if I ask another question, I'm going to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
It is a private thing.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It's hard to do all this cocaine when you're in there,
fucking yell at my wife got me so good.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
So my one of my kids leaves the door whatever
bathroom there, and they leave the goddamn door open wood
pissing or shitting and and so I was like, hey,
close the door, and my wife goes, you leave the
door open. I'm like, I'm in my bathroom away from everyone.
You're crossing three thresholds to.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Get to me. Plenty of opportunities.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I can hear her fucking turn splashing. Close the goddamn door. Yeah,
She's like, nope, you leave it open. They learned from
watching you. I'm like, fuck, I got it for watching you,
from watching you dead.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
First it's drugs and now it's pooping.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, this is pretty awesome too. There's an event in
England that happened in July where people get together for
an annual adult festival called swing Athon. Okay, it draws
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attendees obviously. It's a three day event with pole dancing,
foam parties, Hot do, hot tubs.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Oh, hot dogs?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
What know?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Sign me up mobile dungeons, a game called butt plug
BINGO and tickets start about two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
That's not bad.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah, for a weekend of fun this town that it
takes over. People talk about it. There they they in
the beginning, we're very happy with the money that it
brings in. Over a thousand people converge on this town
for swingethon. But now they're not happy because of the
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man noise complaints. Oh boy from the moaning end quote
ear splitting orgasms that come from the camp.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
What did you think was going to happen?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
You've got a bunch of one thousand swingers converging onto
one area of land, and you expect them not to
have sex with the fuck out of here, or just
to do it quietly.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Sh it's after eleven o'clock noise ordinance.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah. I don't know much about the swingers community, but
I know enough that they're usually very nice and respectful.
It's not like a a sexual event that I'm losing
the name of an orgy. Because you hear orgy, you
think of like loud and crazy and yeah, and though
(15:05):
maybe swinging events can be that way. That's usually not
the norm.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I just know from what you know working at the
club's djan that's about it.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
And there's a lot of people that are into and
your right. They're all respectful, they all have rules.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah, yeah, now what they do afterwards, because the places
that I worked at were all it was, you know,
off premise, like meaning they're not fucking in there or anything.
You might see old man Penis getting sucked every now
and again. Yeah, but they weren't fucking right.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
So maybe as some of those other places, it gets
a little rowdy. Like I know there's a club in
town that they have that.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I won't mention the name or anything, but it's one
of those I've never been in.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I've just heard stories.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Uh, I'm just being honest, and I think I'm gonna
speak for Lindsay on this. If I'm not gonna work
somewhere where old man Penis is getting sucked in front
of me enough times that I have to cite that
it happens often, I'm quitting the first time.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Right, and I want to know, even if it's mine,
when you saw that, yes, did you ever say anything
about it? Like on when you had when you were
DJing on the mic.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Like, hey, get it, old man, or the chicken dances
happening right in front of me.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Yeah, no, no, I just let that old man get
his dick suck and going about his business. Who am
I to cock block this old man by saying something
that's not very nice. I wouldn't want somebody to do
that to me. If I'm getting my dick sucked in
a club, you better fucking a right let it right out. No,
don't stop it.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
So the event started in twenty twenty, and they say
it's climbed in attendance every year, dramatically welcoming people from
alternative lifestyles including kink, non monogamy, and LGBTQ plus inclusion.
They say it's a safe, welcoming space for a sexual exploration,
complete with vendors selling toys, paddles, whips, and lingerie between
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dj sets and locals like hey, hey, we don't hate sex,
we just don't want to hear it. When we're having dinner.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
We'll see.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
They're fucking jealous, is what it is. Because everybody at
this little fucking campgrounds getting laid and they're not.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
The organizers like, yeah, we're not moving the event. No,
we're passionate about normalizing sexual freedom and these what these
lifestyles offer. Yeah, like I'm not a big fan of
the Fourth July, so I just go on vacation when
that happens, right.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
They got an interesting Instagram, Yeah, yeah, the Swingethon. Yeah,
if you go to their website, yeah, yeah, I'm on links,
I'm on my way.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
They have all the links there.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
I mean, it's just I mean it's not quite like uh,
Twitter or x where you can get away with just
about any fucking thing on that platform. So there is
some you know, but I mean I'm like, well, that's
interesting the fact that they have one.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I always like to see what the attendees look like.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Oh, the instagram will let you see that.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah, it's exactly what you're thinking. Everybody that I saw
on their Instagram. God are the people that I would
see in the clubs as I was that I was
DJing at some.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Of these people.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah, the one with the old man in his arm
around the young kid is like freaking me the fuck out.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Yeah, but that's what they into. Some young gals like yeah,
I'll put that old ass dick in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Sure, here's the other thing. You can go to one
of these events, a swing a thong and be a
solid five. But there you're a ten.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Oh yeah, because everybody's horny as shit. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
This one has the same woman over and over in it. Yeah,
on her Instagram. Maybe she's the one who organizes it.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I don't know. And she's like a.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Six point two, right, but you know they're fucking hey,
she's a ten.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah, because yeah, I mean dressed a little less conservatively,
you know what I mean. Yeah, wearing bikinis, tight dresses,
blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Soft skin.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
You're gonna be all right over there. I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I could probably talk my way that I'm gonna go
to an event like this, but once I was there,
i'd have I'd need something to alter me to get
me to participate.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Yeah, for sure, because you call them the nerves, a
little liquid courage to get you in there. But I
think if one of those tens, you know, even a
ten in your buck, you know, which would be like
a fifteen in that atmosphere you know, came and you know,
started something with you you, I think you would loosen
up pretty quickly. Yeah, I don't think so. Yeah, once
(19:45):
your dick is in somebody else's hand, things changed dramatically.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with no because you left off
not female, right, you said any one's hand.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
I thought we were all under the assumption that it
would be the preferred sex of your choice.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Okay, Well, I don't know what happens there.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I was assumed.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I don't know you've talked about you. Turn around, there's
goddamn dick in your face.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yeah for sure. By the way, what high school did
you go to? Because I guess you know what I
think about it. Dick in the face has just been
kind of like the thing throughout my life, high school,
fucking working in the clubs, sitting in front of me.
What the fuck, man, just call me old gimpy dick
(20:35):
in the face McGee.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
No, No, I'm not going to do it. You can't
make me. I'm not calling you gimpy dick in the
face McGhee.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Is there an appropriate place for a dick to be
near your face?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Okay, yes, okay, let's just okay, now, hear me out. Okay,
all right, we're having an orgy in a room about
the size of it, Okay, all right, not a lot
of room to move, Okay, okay, I.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Mean this room's probably I'm gonna say it's probably twenty
by twelve, twenty by fifteen.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
It is a fair size room. I think this is
about the size of my living room.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Okay, okay, But you've got a lot of bodies in there,
and that's where I'm at.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Okay. With orgies, you gotta think massive orgy. That's you.
You whatever, you're picturing orgy in your head.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
That's what it is. Right, It's more than just four
or five six people. I'm talking fucking orgy bodies everywhere, nakedness.
You may fucking get up to go, maybe move to
the next one, or clean yourself off and bam, dick
in the face.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
You know.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Those videos are porns that show someone you taking advantage
of double coupon day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I could never
do that. I could never participate.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
In an event like that. Yeah I can't.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I couldn't have a guy that close to me while
that's happening.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah yeah, So you couldn't get into like German gang
bang porn.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Like being and I've never seen it, No.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
You were.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Those are some of the most fun ones more just
because the shear, what the fuck about it? It's nothing sexy, right,
You got one gal, maybe two gals that are laying
down on rubber fucking mattresses, right, and then just guys
all over the place, and one right after another, one
right after another, and sometime most of the time they're
(22:47):
wearing masks because they don't want to be seen. I
don't want everybody to know that this was me. I
That's why I can't be in them, because I've fucking
got a trademark here attached to me.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Otherwise you would be maybe.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, I googled German gang bang porn and a definition
came up about German gang names, and so that's not
what you meant.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
No, that's not what I meant.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
You could fight it on the Hub easily until our
local government decided to ruin that, and now you can't
get on the hub at all.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, not for free. Well, nonetheless, I promise that's not
something I ever have to worry about. Listen, Yeah, yeah, that.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
That ship has sailed. Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
If your wife was like, listen, I want to go
to this swingers club and be part of this origin. Huh,
you're gonna you're gonna say no to her.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
I absolutely am going to say another because we have
a bigger fucking problem.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Well, after you.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Get all that out of the way and while you're
on your way to the swingers.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Club, you know how I said, I was like, very
much against a dog. Yeah, I would give that up.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
To not do that, all right, would you?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
But a cat? Would you?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
A cat fucking eat okra?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Whoa? Yeah, I'm not fucking doing it.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
If my wife was like, hey, I want to let
you watch some you have to watch some other guy
fucking drill me, I'm like, uh no.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Holy we can have a cat, we can have all
the pets, we can take all the gimpies pets.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I don't care. Just don't do it.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I'm an advocate that, you know, you should try to
make your partner happy and go along with things unless
they're tins. This is goddamn tin eleven. It's so out
of the norm. Yeah, that's the concerning part. That's where
for me the thing would be.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Like whoa, whoa, whoa out of the norm for you
now exactly? But I know your she's we but we
don't know how she was before we met, you know.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I know of the last fifteen years, which is almost
half her life. It would be a giant fucking supper.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
What would be your question?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Why is this just now coming to light?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
What earlier?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
What has happened in the last fifteen years to quell this?
But now you need it to blossom. I want to
support you in whatever it is that your adventure is.
I just need to know some context.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
But hell no.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
And then if she's like, well, see I used to
do gang bang porn, I'd be like, holy fuck, I
don't know you at all. That creates a whole other thing,
right right, I'm not this. I'm never the person that
believes this is what the issue is. I think there's
another thing. And so I would be like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
This isn't about gang bang. This is you haven't been
(25:41):
honest and truthful with me in fifteen years, right since
the very beginning. Yeah, so to me, that's the issue.
It isn't that's the vessel is just that's how this
got brought up.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Yeah, so you do your talking, you get past all that. Yeah, No,
we're probably not going.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
To stay together.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Happens okay, yeah, because now now I'm questioning everything you've
ever said, you've ever done? When did the dishonesty start?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Right? Win? Did it in? And then?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
I am not built to just let that slide away.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
All right, of course? And that's that's something that will
carry into the future with you. Yeah. I can't trust
anything from Aaron out.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
I get it. Yeah, I get it. What if she
wanted to do in only fans though? Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Can I run it? Sure?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
I want to do all the pictures you do, that's fine. Yeah, okay,
Like you've got to hold the camera and everything.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
That's fine.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Okay, there's no other guys, right, okay, fair enough, this
still project.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Yeah, as long as the solo work and your face
can't be in it? Okay, So they got to get masks.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yeah, she wants to you in it with her.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
No, no faces, No listen. We have a full size
mirror in our house. I walked by it the other
day after the show. It was like, goddamn, why the
fuck would anybody want to look or touch me?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Who let Jaba in? Heah?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
So No, it's more of a business decision. I'm making
a I'm making a business decision for the only fans.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Yeah, listen, you know people like Chunky chunky guys too.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
So yeah, good for them. That's not what this only
fans is about. All right, somebody's in a texting want
to know if we hit a date for our toy drive.
We have and it is actually less than two months away,
December third and fourth at Dave and Busters. So if
you have an office that likes to do things, I
(27:36):
think you don't need me to tell you. It's going
to be a harder year than normal for a lot
of families, and so we want to make sure we
help out as much as we can. And I understand
times are tough and maybe you have it in the past.
That's why it's perfect for you to pull an office together.
And if you can put in five dollars and your
office everybody puts in that much, you can get some
really great toys and we want your help. So pull
(27:58):
yourself together, yourself together, man, and bring some toys for
our toy drive that's happening at Dave and Busters on
December third and fourth, starting at six am and the
third and then going till ten am on that Thursday.
We'd love for you guys to come out and did
Busters a good time, so that doesn't hurt either so
(28:19):
do you guys have a fantastic week. See ya by bye.
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