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Speaker 1 (00:15):
All right to start, I think we're gonna do this
little thing. I'll give you a piece of paper, gimpee,
you'll need one to lindsay, and you will. I'll read
some things and if it applies to you, you make
a mark.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Okay, I was just going to start drawing dogs.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm also going to be making marks two on this
and listen, why why today be different? Gimpie and this
so uh, this is like never have I ever? So
you just make a mark for if you've done any
of those things. And I have a theory and we're
(00:51):
going to see if this plays out. First one skip school,
So you just make a mark. Broken a bone, fired,
a gun, done drugs, been in a limo, gotten a tattoo,
(01:15):
ridden a horse, sung karaoke, gotten a ticket, been arrested,
gone ziplining, been on TV, been on a cruise, gotten
(01:39):
a piercing, smoked mediceleb been skydiving, had a one night stand,
skinny dipped And this one I know none of you
(01:59):
will make mark for been drunk. So what's your total
points there, Lindsay, how many total points do you have
in that.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Seventeen?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Gimbi eighteen? I also have eighteen.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
My two were that I didn't get a were there
was cruise. I've never been on a cruise either. And
then there was another one that was like shortly before.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
That been on TV gone ziplining.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Ziplining, that's the one.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh, now I haven't actually gone like legit zip lining.
I think if it's on a playground at a park.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah, no, no, that's not zip lining. It doesn't count. No, no, no, no, no no.
I have not been ziplining either.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So yours wasn't a cruise. What was your other one?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Ziplining and skydiving?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay, mine was I have not done ziplining. And then
the other one was been arrested. Okay, you've been arrested
putting handcuffs and putting to sell.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, what'd you do?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I was twenty and I was trying to use a
fake ID to get into a bar.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You got arrested and put in a cell in South Dakota,
put in a car, squad car, taken to jail.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I thought they just take a mug shot.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yep, for three hours.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
There's a mug shot of Lindsay out there.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
For three hours.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Hours.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Now wait for mom to come and get her.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
No, not even my boss at the time.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Really yeah, because you didn't you your family never lived there,
You lived there to work.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
How old were you?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Twenty two months before my twenty first birthday? And I
wasn't even trying to go in there to necessarily drink.
I was just trying to go in to dance.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
It was the only sure.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, So if that's the I mean, I guess obvious
twenty one to get in.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
So anytime you ever danced, you never drink.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I mean I would have definitely. Yeah, Okay, just don't
tell lies like that.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
But it was initially a girlfriend of mine. She was like,
let's go dancing, and I said, okay.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
How did you acquire?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Said fake ID? Because I thought I had a guy
for everything. And I don't even know where to get
one of those.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Not back today it's harder, but back in the day.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Back in the day, I still didn't even Yeah, but
maybe I could have, but I just didn't. I didn't
need one, didn't want one, because I wasn't the one
to go out.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Of course, at the same time I was.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Buying, I was buying a fucking liquor at a liquor
store and beer from a gas station at nineteen you know.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
It started off it was like I just walk.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
In with my brother or whatever, you know, and then
we became regulars and nobody ever id'd him. So then
I'd go in there by myself and then just take whatever,
put it up on the counter.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Hey, Frank, nice to see.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
It.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Just made the assumption.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, and he definitely looks older, absolutely, And I didn't
have like a Tom Sellick mustache growing up or anything
like that, but I did have some facial hair or whatever.
So maybe, yeah, they just assumed and let me ride
it all out.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, I had a fake. My brother made fakes. But
to take you to jail for that? Did you get charged?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I went to so they they they hold on They
they what's the right word here? They it's not imprisonment.
They no, detained, detained. They detained you. They wouldn't do
a mug shot for you if they detained.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I don't remember. I don't recall having a mug shot.
My mugshot taken. I note that they handcuffed me, threw
me in the back of the squad car, took me
to jail, and held me in a jail cell until
it was so embarrassing too, because the jailer whatever was
like I listened. I listened to your afternoon radio show too,
like going to think like.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
It was ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I'm cus I'm just curious to the chain of events.
So you go in and they're like next whatever, and
you show their idea and they're like no, and they're
like call the police.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yes, They're like wait over here, and I was like okay.
I was like shit, I not getting through, Like they
know that it's a fake. So I'm like dripped it.
I'm like, can I just go like clearly, They're like yet, No,
You're gonna have to wait.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
You could have just left, Like okay.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Right, you could have just left. They can't keep you.
They're not a police force.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
The next thing I know, police officer was standing right
there and the lights were fleshing on his car.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
He cherried you, Yeah, that's wild. Was it like a
campus police or no?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Uh uh no.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
It was an official police officer who had probably had
nothing else going on, because I believe it was like
a Thursday.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Night crimes happened, yeah on Thursday night.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
And what does he say?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
He just says, you're coming with me. That's all your
hands behind your back.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It doesn't tell you why or anything. For a false imprisonment.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
And he's like, for a fake.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
ID, that's false imprisonment. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I went to court and I said and I pled guilty,
and the judge was like, are you sure you realize
by waving your right tourney, I'm like yes, I'm like, listen,
I said, this is you'll. I have a clean record.
This is my first offense. I had a clean record.
I said, it's my first offense. I said, I was
just you know, it's two months before my twenty first birthday.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I said.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I was trying to get in and go dance. I said, so, yeah,
I'm guilty of it. Tell me it was a slap
on the wrist, a Bismarck or something in suit falls
so false And the judge was very he didn't even
give me a fine, like it was a slap on
the wrist. And he said, if I was caught doing
it again, then I would do jail time.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
So they handcuff you, put you in the school, they
show up with cherries, put you in.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Handcuffs, put you in the squad.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Car, transport you, put you in a cell, and then
issue a summons. Yeah, that's fucking wild.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yeah, seems like a lot for a fake ID. Yes,
she read the fake ID and said, don't come back
here again, kid. Yeah. Wow. Exactly who wanted to use
you as an example? I don't know to whom? All
the other little twenty year old who just go dance,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Man, just putting her in the back of the squad
car at the scene would have been enough of that,
because they don't know what happened once you left.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Exactly.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
That's fucking wild. Yeah. No, I've never been arrested.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I when I was like in sixth grade, yeah, fifth grade,
sixth grade, we were throwing rocks and I had to
go to the police station and stuff. But I didn't
get detained and put handcuffs.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Or right the jail, So you don't have a record
out there or anything.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
They try to get me for breaking and entering, which
is fucking crazy. They just trying to scare me.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Of course, none of us have ever been ziplining. Is
that something you would do? No? Why not?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I read too many stories of people getting flesh eating bacteria.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Ziplining really coming from like off of trees.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I don't know, huh.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I don't know the same reason I will never Parasaale
fucking crazy stories.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, well the reason why I asked because I know
the Postoke launch here in town has a zipline retreat
that they do.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Oh fuck, you don't play that card here. Okay, you're right,
it's local.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
It's not like you're going to some fucking third world
country somewhere, right.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Because I'm sure they take more good care.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Yeah, I mean I.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
If that was happening, Okay, I'm not. It's not something
I'm seeking out.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I was gonna say, we should go do this and
knock all three of us out.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
We can get it done. But it doesn't sound like
you're on.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I mean, I'm not going to stand in the way
of it. I don't find it fucking compelling.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
But I've always wanted to. I thought it's always been
it looks like fun.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I think going to do that at post Doc Post
Oak is just to check the box. Ziplining through the
the caverns of fucking Zion National Park, sounds or the
Amazon or is a completely different beast.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Absolutely, And you know what I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, it's much bigger than you would you know, out
at the Postoke or whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
But you still get to do it zip planning. Yeah,
where because I used to have done it at Zion
or the Amazon.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Where'd you do it? Post Oak and Tulsa? Yeah? How
was your fifty foot ride? How was your twelve foot
zip line? That's it? Huh fuck? But uh. When I
went to Colorado a.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Couple of years back, right before COVID, right after COVID hit,
as a matter of fact, I was driving through and
I was like, oh, ziplining, so I pull in. I
was like, fuck, why not, I'm right here?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Might as well. I've always wanted to do it.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
You fucking pull in closed because of fucking COVID or whatever.
So never had the never had the opportunity to go
back and do that again.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
So yeah, something I've just wanted to do.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, I mean, I have this added I have these
set of things that I'm like, I'm not gonna do.
But if the people around me are like, let's do it,
I'm like, fuck, okay, right, do the adventure right right?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, we're gonna have to hustle them. Then come on,
let's go do something. We can do it right now,
we can do we can leave right here right now.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
I can't. I got I don't lunch thing, I got
like a I got a thing. I got something going on?
What something? You don't know her? She's in Canada.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Can do whatever. Dude.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I can never walk into a room and fucking inject
some sane or whatever.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Always say that that's what you want us to think.
I could never do that.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I could never do that. That's not my demeanor at all.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
And none of us have ever been on a cruise either.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I've been on You've been on a cruise, but you
have I have not know I've been on a cruise.
Is the reason why I don't want to do a.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Cruise, because you've already experienced it once.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
It's like it's a floating prison. On top of all
the other stories.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I hear you there, I hear you, but I also
hear all the other fun stories.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
A lot of people that have been on one go
and they tell them. I'm like, that sounds that sounds
like a lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Now the branch Davidian said it was awesome.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Oh right, I'm just saying like, when you're in it,
you're not gonna look stupid.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I've seen the videos on the tiktoks and the facebooks
and I'm like that looks like a good time.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
In fact, my group of friends we have.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Thought about, you know, doing a group vacation together, which
sounds dangerous.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
They have really good prices on one cruise line. We
have some friends that take two cruises a year they
love it so much.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
What do you consider good prices?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Hey, I don't like fifteen hundred bucks a couple.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I think that's just for the cruise with no like
that's all inclusive. Yeah, you can do resorts for that price. Yeah,
well yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
But does your and you're free on the to move
about as you wish, you're not only you're not given
permission to leave the boat.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
People don't fall off and they go, well we'll see
you in fucking twelve hours.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
When you turn the boat around.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
You fall off a balcony and Cosmo, you might just
break an arm or something.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, there's fucking laws where in the water there's none. Yeah,
so there's no jurisdiction. There's no doctor on board, they
can't treat you.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Surely, out of all the people that are on a
cruise ship, one of them's got to be a doctor.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Surely they're not gonna let you die.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
They're gonna try and stabilize you.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
But if you have a life.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Threatening situation, they're gonna try and get you off the boat.
I do not want you on the boat.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Oh we are going to turn this into a fucking
TV movie mini series. Yes, yeah, that.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
The only way I'm doing the is the Disney cruising.
It's the only way I'm doing a cruise.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I've had a friend who's done a couple of those
with his kids, and he says it's always a good time. Yeah,
always a good time. And it's more there's more adult
things to do there than you would imagine.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah, people say the Disney cruises. Listen, I'm sure taking
a fucking water slide over the edge of a fucking
boat sounds awesome.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
So you hit a wave and bresh shark's mouth.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
But accidents happen and they build those to the cheapest builder.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Yeah, I'm just why tempt fate. Yeah, I'd be on
the TikTok.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I don't know why it pops up, but it's like
these cruise ships that are coming in for like docking
and shit like that or whatever.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
And they just don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Big old massive boat smashes into another massive boat, and
I'm just like, I hope nobody's on that boat.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, because keep in mind, the captain doesn't drive, the
most experienced person doesn't drive. No fucking wild cruise ships
are wild places, man.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
As long as there's a door that I can hang
on too, that's all.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
In there, and everybody that's on there is like this
is their final lap or something like everybody's fucking balls out.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
You're like, god, dang man. Rooms are really small.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
God forbid. Somebody get sick and they make you stay
in your room. Oh wow, which happens?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Yeah, yeah, that could suck. I'd get a little claustrophobic.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Then at least a hotel room on a landlock resort
or whatever, like there's room to move your ass around.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, who cares if there's arm guards with their m
sixteens and machetes.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Feels like the right place to be if there's a
something happened. Yeah, I'd rather be with the guy with guns, right,
because if you're out on the ocean and the fucking
zombie thing kicks in, you're fucked.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Oh that's a that's something they never address.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
And the no, because you would get screwed? Man?
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Do that? Does that even affect them? Right?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Because the the the virus outbreak starts on land, Well,
how's it going to get out of the middle of
the ocean.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Whether you had it, they had it before, they had
an outbreak Monkey, which feels like a complete, like great
spinoff for just online for sure.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I think there's like a short mini series.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
A little short thirty minute episodes.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Car uh. Car Rick takes a like where'd Rick go? Well,
he went on a cruise and he got there, and
there was fucking because somehow they got a goddamn helicopter. Yeah,
in this post apocalyptic world and diesel fuel jet fuel.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Hyah, they decided to go ahead and take a little cruise,
a little Disney cruise, Yeah, and fuel to man the
boat and food to stock it.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I think we got something there. Dear AMC Why I
have an idea for you.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
No, it's gonna be e h h mc e mc.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
My kids for Christmas, the school does this thing. It's
called the Good Samaritan Project, and it's a Christmas box
and you fill it with like stuff for kids and
then they take it to some people somewhere in need. Yeah, right,
my kids want to do it. Of course, we will
absolutely do that. And uh but there's it's a shoe box,
(16:52):
so there's not a lot of room. Yeah, and you
can't put it, you know, whatever you want it. So
my kids like, well, I want to get a stuffed
animal like that. It's a great idea. And then they
named all these other like well, you can't get all
that in.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
There, right, you only got the size of a shoe
box to work with.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, and they're like, well, okay, so now they're getting
Now we're getting like stupid shit. Just now we're just
just to fill the boy and no, no slinky okay,
but you can't put liquids in there, like you can't
put two pasts and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
And so we're putting like socks, which I guess is fine.
That's great. Sure, sure I would think that.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Uh. I don't know where they're sending these, but I
imagine it might be a place where they don't wear
socks all the time, and that just might not be there.
Like what they're going to go what I don't I'm
not going out to eat with fancy clothes. Yeah, right,
you gotta have the calluses. It's just a fascinating thing
to do and ended up spending like twenty dollars per
(17:51):
fucking box. Well, yeah, at the dollar Store, at the
every that the you know, the Dollar Tree.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, yeah, you go to go to some place alleys
or five Below.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Well, dollar Tree is stuper than that.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Yeah for sure, but at least you're getting better quality stuff.
I think, are you?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I think I haven't been to Allie's, but five Below
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah, Olli's is pretty awesome. I took my girlfriend there
for the first time. It was a very it was
a great date. Now she hain't never been, She's never
been to five Below.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
She's like, what's this?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Five blow is awesome? I was like, this is awesome.
Everything there's which really isn't all.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Five right, It's a total bait and switch, but a
few things are five bucks.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Yeah. Yeah, but they still got some good stuff there.
I was like, have you ever heard of Alis? She's
like now. I was like, well, motherfucker, we need to
go to Ally's.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Then, So we spent the afternoon tooling around shop and
buying stupid.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Ship It is fine. Yeah, at the Alley's and the
five and Below.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I ended up getting some because my closet doesn't have
a light in it's right. So I got these little
fucking pop lights to put in so I can see
what I'm clothes I'm wearing, you know. I was like, Ah,
that's just other stupid little ship.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Those pop light, like those type of battery powered lights.
They have expanded that dramatically. It's way better than the
pop light. How much did you pay for those? Did
you go in price and see if you got a
good deal.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
No.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
It was a three pack for like six bucks or
something like that, and they were, you know, it tells
three triple A batteries, you know, and they're about, you know,
about the about as round as maybe a soda can,
beer can something like that, you know. Sort They're not huge,
but they put off enough light to where I can
see what the fuck I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
What else do we? Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I saw a whole bunch of like Christmas decorations. I
started to go fucking crazy. I was like, all right,
I'm not gonna buy any because I know once I start.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Like inflatables and shit too.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah, for like twenty thirty bucks, And I was like, okay, however, sorry,
I'm going on a tam No go I went and
I had to get coffee Saturday because they didn't have
any coffee. So first thing in the fucking morning, hungover,
I had to drive my ass to Windco because they're
the only ones that were opening at that point in
time for me to go get coffee. So and it's
the only place to go and get my coffee because
it's the good grind your own coffee.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Anyway, foohie fucker, I'm going through the fucking wind Co.
And I'm like, I got my coffee.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I'm in my fucking pajamas, right, and a fucking hoodie
in my hat, right. Just fucking woke up, and uh,
I noticed they've got Christmas decorations as well inflatables. So
I purchased a four foot inflatable Christmas t Rex. Yeah
that's right, you put your right in the freight yard.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I was like, I have to have it. It's a
fucking t rex. I have to have this, so I did.
I almost bought the giant eight foot candle, but I said,
now I'm gonna hold off.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
On that eight foot candle. It's an eight foot candle
to candle.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah yeah, well you know it lights the menora, you know,
it's just you're Jewish.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Now, I guess I don't like.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
I know.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
It's just an inflatable fucking candle. They had that and
like a six foot Santa Claus and shit.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
And I was like, before I.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Go and spend my entire paycheck here at fucking wind
Coo on coffee and Christmas decorations, let me just go
ahead and get these in some cinnamon rolls because.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
I was around.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Fuck yeah, man, rolls are always a good choice, can't
go wrong. Brand grants, Pillsbury. Have you ever put those
in the on the waf maker?
Speaker 4 (20:59):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
No, but I also use it for chili coat my chili.
Put poor poor scoop of chili on top of them.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I have heard that before.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
It's a sweet bread like corn bread.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
So it's good. We'll do this and people put cinnamon
in in chili.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
We'll make them in the air fryer.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Sure. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Air is a baking situation. Essentially, if you look up,
it is a coil, same like a coil in your oven.
If you have an electric government, it's exact same. It
ain't magic in a fan.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
But how does it work in the waffle iron?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Well, the Walfarn's hot, and so using a batter, you're
pressing down the dough and it turns it into a
cinnamon roll waffle.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
That sounds brilliant. It does it just kind of unfold
unrolled it or whatever, you know, and layer. I could
see that happening.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Yeah, okay, you can do it with croissants too, Okay,
I have to give that a shot then sometime. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
And because the cissants have butter in them, so they
will it'll brown, they'll brown up.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Waffle doesn't get used as often as I think you should.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
I love waffles, Belgian waffles, the big deep pockets. Yeah,
my kids make fun of me because I drip, like,
make sure I fill the syrup.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
In each of the squares. I don't go around the edge.
That's the way you should do it. The little cups
for the syrup, that's what it's there for. So good.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
You know what my kick is too for breakfast is
uh French toasticks.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
The great value.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
French toasticks are so good, Oh.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Quick and easy, throw them the microwaves.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Oh and they make the house smell money.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Man, you get the regular ones of the cinnamon ones.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
The fuck's wrong with you? Cinnamon.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Is there any other I get fucking vanilla? Then you're
just eating breadsticks at that point, right, cinnamon is the
best breakfast flavor profile ever.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Vanilla's good, vanilla's good, but cinnamon. I guess you're right.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Nobody eats fucking vanilla cinnamon rolls.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Vanilla pancakes, No, no, you don't have that.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
But French toast, what do you do?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
You put cinnamon in the in the battle? I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Well, you're fucking wrong. He's he's not wrong, thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I think you're the only person I've ever met that
doesn't put cinnamon in there.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
And they're French toast mags. What spice do you put
in it?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Then you're having just eggs on bread. Vanilla extract, Yeah
it's not the same.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I'll load that motherfucker up with the cinnamon too.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Fuck yeah, cinnamon not doing it all sits on top
and you're gonna mix it in.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Here's one for you.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I just discovered this. I didn't know this was a thing.
Instead of putting vanilla extract, look for a product called
vanilla paste, and it's vanilla bean paste, and you put
that in there and break it up and it's yeah, okay,
fuck right, French toast without cinnamon.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (23:59):
I think it was My cousin used to make it
that way, but she would overdo it.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Yeah, and it ruined it for me. I think. I
don't think that's possible. No.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Another one is instead of using milk or eggs or
doing that, is just milt vanilla ice cream. Do that
and put it in there.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Yeah. You can also get some mayonnaise and some water
and that too.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
You can't do that because my sister in law, which
she would make breakfast for my husband, I guess he
would do, she uses mayonnaise instead of butter on French
toast or grilled cheese sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Grilled cheese. I could buy that. I could buy that
on a grilled cheese. It seems appropriate. Mayonnaise isn't a
breakfast condiment.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
When I make an egg sandwich.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
But that's still you put fucking mayonnaise on an egg sandwich.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yeah? Why because it's good?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
She didn't like a What are you talking about? And
I'm being serious, what are you talking about? Putting mayonnaise
on an egg sandwich?
Speaker 3 (25:07):
When you toast your bread, then you put the mayonnaise
on there.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
You mean butter? You put fucking butter on an egg sandwich.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
You toasted up regular, right, and then you fry your
egg up. And then you when you go to make
your sandwich before you put the egg on there, you
mayonnaise your bread and make.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Act like butter. You fucking people are fucking insane.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Maybe use butter to fry it up.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I could see mayonnaise to brown the bread. I know
that's a tactic.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
I've heard of that cheese mayonnaise. That's fucking gross. No,
it's not a belt or something. You know. It's not
a belt though.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
That's the same basically blending fucking genres of food.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
That's the same basis things. No, it's not the same basic.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Thing you're thinking of an eggs, eggs and mayonnaise are
not good.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
No, eggs and mayonnaise is delicious. Eggs salad, fucking tell
me eggs salad isn't fucking good. It's not. No, it's
not Grandma and Grandpa with you tell me eggs sad.
Sandwiches ain't good.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Good, delicious, It ain't good bread. No, in in terms
of food that's good, it is a low percentage good food.
There are tons of other food that's way better than eggs. Sound,
So when you're like it's good, that means you're putting
it high above so many other foods.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
I put it in the same line. I put it
in the same line as all the fucking linear man.
It is linear, man. I tell you what, you can
live off an egg sandwich, salad sands.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Oh yeah, no you can't. It's too much goddamn work.
Your hard smells like farts, Yes, the fuck like fart
smell when they're eating.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I made devil eggs the other day. I told you
that I had like six double eggs for breakfast. What
I opened up my fridge to pull those devil eggs out.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
As smell.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
It was great, No lying, It's the only downside of
devil eggs.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Double eggs are awesome.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
But it's the only downside is it smells like fuck farts.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
And it's okay. It's okay to smell like farts.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
At least with deviled egg You eat it and then
it's gone.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Right.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
It's one bite, right, fucking egg salad sandwich. You gotta
live with it for fucking days. You're like, god, n
how many some asshole gets that fucking lunch and its
whole warm fish up in the goddamn microwaves.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
We're going on vacation this next week, and I'm thinking
this week I'm gonna bring in I'm gonna par boil
some eggs, make some make salad. I will microwaves some fish.
Believes just when one is motivated by spike, I believe you.
What else is a disgusting, stinky food that could be
heated up And yeah, crap, And I'm gonna sit in
(27:46):
that fucking room right there, and I'm just gonna gas
at the funk out and when you guys go.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Ahead, I don't ever standing in that room. We're gonna
have our meeting afterwards.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Or we just won't have one, and it'll be fine,
text each other back and forth to a zoom meeting.
Fourteen eggs salad. We can't on an egg sandwich.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
That's the only way it should be. Not the only
way is the way. All the great.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Places that make fucking breakfast sandwiches don't put mayonnaise on it.
They put but turn we're.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Not making them as breakfast sandwiches. And I think that's
where your hold up is, because you make your egg
sandwiches as a breakfast sandwich, because that's what it's called.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
We're doing it for fucking lunch man.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Egg salad is a lunch sandwich, regular Frida egg sandwich.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
When you're talking.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Breakfast items like we were, we're talking about an egg
breakfast sandwich.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Even if my kid has an egg sandwich for breakfast,
they are still asking for mayonnaise.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
That is true. That is a true statement. Like putting
ketchup on eggs.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
It's fucking stupid, that's all right, sid oh is that
fucking stupid?
Speaker 4 (28:59):
But fucking mustard on it? Then, God damn it. Barbecue
sauce on.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, fucking what matter, You're fucking wrong, Corbon, it's fucking good.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Speaking of barbecue sauce, I found the most delicious fuck
of barbecue sauce ever. Kinder makes it and it is
a bourbon peach barbecue sauce.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Try it. Got it at the Walmart.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, I'm not a big I mean anything Kinder makes
is money.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
They're limon onion butter. I'm sorry, they're onion butter seasoning.
Fuck is it good on chicken thighs? Anyway? But yeah,
I don't love bourbon barbecue.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Flavor.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
You know a lot of people do. It's just a
preference for me, but uh yeah, anything they do.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Is solid lid some slow cooker ribs.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
The other day and I wanted something different besides the
same old head councher or sweet baby rays. It's like,
what do Yeah, I got a bottle of peach wine
in the cart and I see bourbon peach, fucking barbecue sauce, peach.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
It was a peach other day.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Boons it boons you fucking teenage girl. You get some
purple passion while you were at it.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Gal was the name of it. Yeah, bro, don't listen,
laugh all you want.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Man, I'm going to Good Sugar and I kill a
fucking bottle in a night, No problem.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
If you want to step up your peach game a little,
then get the peach mescado by Stella Rosa.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Jesus crazy.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
No, oh fucking ship God damn it. Man.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
So I'm at the store and I'm getting my peach fine,
my big bottle, and I noticed that Stellar ros has
got a five.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Pack there of like brand come in was single.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
It's like something you buy somebody for Christmas or whatever.
And I was like, I was like that looks good.
They had cranberry, they had strawberry, and then the honey peach.
And I tried the honey peach. I'm like, that's fucking amazing.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
So then I go back the next day and they've
got regular.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Sized bottles of the Stellar Rosa, and I was like,
where's this honey peach.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
That's fucking great. They didn't have it. They didn't have
that particular kind of peach. I was pissed. Each moscato
is really good. I keep that in mind.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I'll stick with my gallow big bottle less than ten bucks.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Fucking good man.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Any wine that comes with a wide mouth open, you
know it's fucking solid.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
I go to Prime Steakhouse for dinner. Do you have
any gallop peach wine? Please? No, we don't. It's okay.
I brought my own.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Yeah, so you get it open that in here?
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Yeah, do it A wont that spectacular? I know what
someone is good for Christmas? Anyiam? I goodbye gift for
under five dollars.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yes, you guys, don't forget. Our toy drive is coming
up fourth and Ti December. Dave and Busters davery Model.
It's awesome and we're gonna collect toys from the Marines
and toys for tots.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
We help you.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Stop by and say hi, I have a great week.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
You see uh by
All right to start, I think we're gonna do this
little thing. I'll give you a piece of paper, gimpee,
you'll need one to lindsay, and you will. I'll read
some things and if it applies to you, you make
a mark.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Okay, I was just going to start drawing dogs.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm also going to be making marks two on this
and listen, why why today be different? Gimpie and this
so uh, this is like never have I ever? So
you just make a mark for if you've done any
of those things. And I have a theory and we're
(00:51):
going to see if this plays out. First one skip school,
So you just make a mark. Broken a bone, fired,
a gun, done drugs, been in a limo, gotten a tattoo,
(01:15):
ridden a horse, sung karaoke, gotten a ticket, been arrested,
gone ziplining, been on TV, been on a cruise, gotten
(01:39):
a piercing, smoked mediceleb been skydiving, had a one night stand,
skinny dipped And this one I know none of you
(01:59):
will make mark for been drunk. So what's your total
points there, Lindsay, how many total points do you have
in that.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Seventeen?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Gimbi eighteen? I also have eighteen.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
My two were that I didn't get a were there
was cruise. I've never been on a cruise either. And
then there was another one that was like shortly before.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
That been on TV gone ziplining.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Ziplining, that's the one.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh, now I haven't actually gone like legit zip lining.
I think if it's on a playground at a park.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah, no, no, that's not zip lining. It doesn't count. No, no, no, no, no no.
I have not been ziplining either.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So yours wasn't a cruise. What was your other one?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Ziplining and skydiving?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay, mine was I have not done ziplining. And then
the other one was been arrested. Okay, you've been arrested
putting handcuffs and putting to sell.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, what'd you do?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I was twenty and I was trying to use a
fake ID to get into a bar.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You got arrested and put in a cell in South Dakota,
put in a car, squad car, taken to jail.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I thought they just take a mug shot.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yep, for three hours.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
There's a mug shot of Lindsay out there.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
For three hours.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Hours.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Now wait for mom to come and get her.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
No, not even my boss at the time.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Really yeah, because you didn't you your family never lived there,
You lived there to work.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
How old were you?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Twenty two months before my twenty first birthday? And I
wasn't even trying to go in there to necessarily drink.
I was just trying to go in to dance.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
It was the only sure.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, So if that's the I mean, I guess obvious
twenty one to get in.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
So anytime you ever danced, you never drink.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I mean I would have definitely. Yeah, Okay, just don't
tell lies like that.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
But it was initially a girlfriend of mine. She was like,
let's go dancing, and I said, okay.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
How did you acquire?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Said fake ID? Because I thought I had a guy
for everything. And I don't even know where to get
one of those.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Not back today it's harder, but back in the day.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Back in the day, I still didn't even Yeah, but
maybe I could have, but I just didn't. I didn't
need one, didn't want one, because I wasn't the one
to go out.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Of course, at the same time I was.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Buying, I was buying a fucking liquor at a liquor
store and beer from a gas station at nineteen you know.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
It started off it was like I just walk.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
In with my brother or whatever, you know, and then
we became regulars and nobody ever id'd him. So then
I'd go in there by myself and then just take whatever,
put it up on the counter.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Hey, Frank, nice to see.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
It.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Just made the assumption.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, and he definitely looks older, absolutely, And I didn't
have like a Tom Sellick mustache growing up or anything
like that, but I did have some facial hair or whatever.
So maybe, yeah, they just assumed and let me ride
it all out.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, I had a fake. My brother made fakes. But
to take you to jail for that? Did you get charged?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I went to so they they they hold on They
they what's the right word here? They it's not imprisonment.
They no, detained, detained. They detained you. They wouldn't do
a mug shot for you if they detained.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I don't remember. I don't recall having a mug shot.
My mugshot taken. I note that they handcuffed me, threw
me in the back of the squad car, took me
to jail, and held me in a jail cell until
it was so embarrassing too, because the jailer whatever was
like I listened. I listened to your afternoon radio show too,
like going to think like.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
It was ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I'm cus I'm just curious to the chain of events.
So you go in and they're like next whatever, and
you show their idea and they're like no, and they're
like call the police.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yes, They're like wait over here, and I was like okay.
I was like shit, I not getting through, Like they
know that it's a fake. So I'm like dripped it.
I'm like, can I just go like clearly, They're like yet, No,
You're gonna have to wait.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
You could have just left, Like okay.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Right, you could have just left. They can't keep you.
They're not a police force.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
The next thing I know, police officer was standing right
there and the lights were fleshing on his car.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
He cherried you, Yeah, that's wild. Was it like a
campus police or no?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Uh uh no.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
It was an official police officer who had probably had
nothing else going on, because I believe it was like
a Thursday.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Night crimes happened, yeah on Thursday night.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
And what does he say?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
He just says, you're coming with me. That's all your
hands behind your back.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It doesn't tell you why or anything. For a false imprisonment.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
And he's like, for a fake.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
ID, that's false imprisonment. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I went to court and I said and I pled guilty,
and the judge was like, are you sure you realize
by waving your right tourney, I'm like yes, I'm like, listen,
I said, this is you'll. I have a clean record.
This is my first offense. I had a clean record.
I said, it's my first offense. I said, I was
just you know, it's two months before my twenty first birthday.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I said.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I was trying to get in and go dance. I said, so, yeah,
I'm guilty of it. Tell me it was a slap
on the wrist, a Bismarck or something in suit falls
so false And the judge was very he didn't even
give me a fine, like it was a slap on
the wrist. And he said, if I was caught doing
it again, then I would do jail time.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
So they handcuff you, put you in the school, they
show up with cherries, put you in.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Handcuffs, put you in the squad.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Car, transport you, put you in a cell, and then
issue a summons. Yeah, that's fucking wild.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yeah, seems like a lot for a fake ID. Yes,
she read the fake ID and said, don't come back
here again, kid. Yeah. Wow. Exactly who wanted to use
you as an example? I don't know to whom? All
the other little twenty year old who just go dance,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Man, just putting her in the back of the squad
car at the scene would have been enough of that,
because they don't know what happened once you left.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Exactly.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
That's fucking wild. Yeah. No, I've never been arrested.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I when I was like in sixth grade, yeah, fifth grade,
sixth grade, we were throwing rocks and I had to
go to the police station and stuff. But I didn't
get detained and put handcuffs.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Or right the jail, So you don't have a record
out there or anything.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
They try to get me for breaking and entering, which
is fucking crazy. They just trying to scare me.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Of course, none of us have ever been ziplining. Is
that something you would do? No? Why not?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I read too many stories of people getting flesh eating bacteria.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Ziplining really coming from like off of trees.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I don't know, huh.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I don't know the same reason I will never Parasaale
fucking crazy stories.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, well the reason why I asked because I know
the Postoke launch here in town has a zipline retreat
that they do.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Oh fuck, you don't play that card here. Okay, you're right,
it's local.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
It's not like you're going to some fucking third world
country somewhere, right.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Because I'm sure they take more good care.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Yeah, I mean I.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
If that was happening, Okay, I'm not. It's not something
I'm seeking out.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I was gonna say, we should go do this and
knock all three of us out.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
We can get it done. But it doesn't sound like
you're on.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I mean, I'm not going to stand in the way
of it. I don't find it fucking compelling.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
But I've always wanted to. I thought it's always been
it looks like fun.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I think going to do that at post Doc Post
Oak is just to check the box. Ziplining through the
the caverns of fucking Zion National Park, sounds or the
Amazon or is a completely different beast.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Absolutely, And you know what I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, it's much bigger than you would you know, out
at the Postoke or whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
But you still get to do it zip planning. Yeah,
where because I used to have done it at Zion
or the Amazon.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Where'd you do it? Post Oak and Tulsa? Yeah? How
was your fifty foot ride? How was your twelve foot
zip line? That's it? Huh fuck? But uh. When I
went to Colorado a.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Couple of years back, right before COVID, right after COVID hit,
as a matter of fact, I was driving through and
I was like, oh, ziplining, so I pull in. I
was like, fuck, why not, I'm right here?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Might as well. I've always wanted to do it.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
You fucking pull in closed because of fucking COVID or whatever.
So never had the never had the opportunity to go
back and do that again.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
So yeah, something I've just wanted to do.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, I mean, I have this added I have these
set of things that I'm like, I'm not gonna do.
But if the people around me are like, let's do it,
I'm like, fuck, okay, right, do the adventure right right?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, we're gonna have to hustle them. Then come on,
let's go do something. We can do it right now,
we can do we can leave right here right now.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
I can't. I got I don't lunch thing, I got
like a I got a thing. I got something going on?
What something? You don't know her? She's in Canada.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Can do whatever. Dude.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I can never walk into a room and fucking inject
some sane or whatever.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Always say that that's what you want us to think.
I could never do that.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I could never do that. That's not my demeanor at all.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
And none of us have ever been on a cruise either.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I've been on You've been on a cruise, but you
have I have not know I've been on a cruise.
Is the reason why I don't want to do a.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Cruise, because you've already experienced it once.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
It's like it's a floating prison. On top of all
the other stories.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I hear you there, I hear you, but I also
hear all the other fun stories.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
A lot of people that have been on one go
and they tell them. I'm like, that sounds that sounds
like a lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Now the branch Davidian said it was awesome.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Oh right, I'm just saying like, when you're in it,
you're not gonna look stupid.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I've seen the videos on the tiktoks and the facebooks
and I'm like that looks like a good time.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
In fact, my group of friends we have.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Thought about, you know, doing a group vacation together, which
sounds dangerous.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
They have really good prices on one cruise line. We
have some friends that take two cruises a year they
love it so much.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
What do you consider good prices?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Hey, I don't like fifteen hundred bucks a couple.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I think that's just for the cruise with no like
that's all inclusive. Yeah, you can do resorts for that price. Yeah,
well yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
But does your and you're free on the to move
about as you wish, you're not only you're not given
permission to leave the boat.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
People don't fall off and they go, well we'll see
you in fucking twelve hours.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
When you turn the boat around.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
You fall off a balcony and Cosmo, you might just
break an arm or something.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, there's fucking laws where in the water there's none. Yeah,
so there's no jurisdiction. There's no doctor on board, they
can't treat you.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Surely, out of all the people that are on a
cruise ship, one of them's got to be a doctor.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Surely they're not gonna let you die.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
They're gonna try and stabilize you.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
But if you have a life.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Threatening situation, they're gonna try and get you off the boat.
I do not want you on the boat.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Oh we are going to turn this into a fucking
TV movie mini series. Yes, yeah, that.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
The only way I'm doing the is the Disney cruising.
It's the only way I'm doing a cruise.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I've had a friend who's done a couple of those
with his kids, and he says it's always a good time. Yeah,
always a good time. And it's more there's more adult
things to do there than you would imagine.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah, people say the Disney cruises. Listen, I'm sure taking
a fucking water slide over the edge of a fucking
boat sounds awesome.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
So you hit a wave and bresh shark's mouth.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
But accidents happen and they build those to the cheapest builder.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Yeah, I'm just why tempt fate. Yeah, I'd be on
the TikTok.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I don't know why it pops up, but it's like
these cruise ships that are coming in for like docking
and shit like that or whatever.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
And they just don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Big old massive boat smashes into another massive boat, and
I'm just like, I hope nobody's on that boat.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, because keep in mind, the captain doesn't drive, the
most experienced person doesn't drive. No fucking wild cruise ships
are wild places, man.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
As long as there's a door that I can hang
on too, that's all.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
In there, and everybody that's on there is like this
is their final lap or something like everybody's fucking balls out.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
You're like, god, dang man. Rooms are really small.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
God forbid. Somebody get sick and they make you stay
in your room. Oh wow, which happens?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Yeah, yeah, that could suck. I'd get a little claustrophobic.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Then at least a hotel room on a landlock resort
or whatever, like there's room to move your ass around.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, who cares if there's arm guards with their m
sixteens and machetes.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Feels like the right place to be if there's a
something happened. Yeah, I'd rather be with the guy with guns, right,
because if you're out on the ocean and the fucking
zombie thing kicks in, you're fucked.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Oh that's a that's something they never address.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
And the no, because you would get screwed? Man?
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Do that? Does that even affect them? Right?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Because the the the virus outbreak starts on land, Well,
how's it going to get out of the middle of
the ocean.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Whether you had it, they had it before, they had
an outbreak Monkey, which feels like a complete, like great
spinoff for just online for sure.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I think there's like a short mini series.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
A little short thirty minute episodes.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Car uh. Car Rick takes a like where'd Rick go? Well,
he went on a cruise and he got there, and
there was fucking because somehow they got a goddamn helicopter. Yeah,
in this post apocalyptic world and diesel fuel jet fuel.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Hyah, they decided to go ahead and take a little cruise,
a little Disney cruise, Yeah, and fuel to man the
boat and food to stock it.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I think we got something there. Dear AMC Why I
have an idea for you.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
No, it's gonna be e h h mc e mc.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
My kids for Christmas, the school does this thing. It's
called the Good Samaritan Project, and it's a Christmas box
and you fill it with like stuff for kids and
then they take it to some people somewhere in need. Yeah, right,
my kids want to do it. Of course, we will
absolutely do that. And uh but there's it's a shoe box,
(16:52):
so there's not a lot of room. Yeah, and you
can't put it, you know, whatever you want it. So
my kids like, well, I want to get a stuffed
animal like that. It's a great idea. And then they
named all these other like well, you can't get all
that in.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
There, right, you only got the size of a shoe
box to work with.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, and they're like, well, okay, so now they're getting
Now we're getting like stupid shit. Just now we're just
just to fill the boy and no, no slinky okay,
but you can't put liquids in there, like you can't
put two pasts and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
And so we're putting like socks, which I guess is fine.
That's great. Sure, sure I would think that.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Uh. I don't know where they're sending these, but I
imagine it might be a place where they don't wear
socks all the time, and that just might not be there.
Like what they're going to go what I don't I'm
not going out to eat with fancy clothes. Yeah, right,
you gotta have the calluses. It's just a fascinating thing
to do and ended up spending like twenty dollars per
(17:51):
fucking box. Well, yeah, at the dollar Store, at the
every that the you know, the Dollar Tree.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, yeah, you go to go to some place alleys
or five Below.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Well, dollar Tree is stuper than that.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Yeah for sure, but at least you're getting better quality stuff.
I think, are you?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I think I haven't been to Allie's, but five Below
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah, Olli's is pretty awesome. I took my girlfriend there
for the first time. It was a very it was
a great date. Now she hain't never been, She's never
been to five Below.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
She's like, what's this?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Five blow is awesome? I was like, this is awesome.
Everything there's which really isn't all.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Five right, It's a total bait and switch, but a
few things are five bucks.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Yeah. Yeah, but they still got some good stuff there.
I was like, have you ever heard of Alis? She's
like now. I was like, well, motherfucker, we need to
go to Ally's.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Then, So we spent the afternoon tooling around shop and
buying stupid.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Ship It is fine. Yeah, at the Alley's and the
five and Below.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I ended up getting some because my closet doesn't have
a light in it's right. So I got these little
fucking pop lights to put in so I can see
what I'm clothes I'm wearing, you know. I was like, Ah,
that's just other stupid little ship.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Those pop light, like those type of battery powered lights.
They have expanded that dramatically. It's way better than the
pop light. How much did you pay for those? Did
you go in price and see if you got a
good deal.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
No.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
It was a three pack for like six bucks or
something like that, and they were, you know, it tells
three triple A batteries, you know, and they're about, you know,
about the about as round as maybe a soda can,
beer can something like that, you know. Sort They're not huge,
but they put off enough light to where I can
see what the fuck I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
What else do we? Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I saw a whole bunch of like Christmas decorations. I
started to go fucking crazy. I was like, all right,
I'm not gonna buy any because I know once I start.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Like inflatables and shit too.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah, for like twenty thirty bucks, And I was like, okay, however, sorry,
I'm going on a tam No go I went and
I had to get coffee Saturday because they didn't have
any coffee. So first thing in the fucking morning, hungover,
I had to drive my ass to Windco because they're
the only ones that were opening at that point in
time for me to go get coffee. So and it's
the only place to go and get my coffee because
it's the good grind your own coffee.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Anyway, foohie fucker, I'm going through the fucking wind Co.
And I'm like, I got my coffee.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I'm in my fucking pajamas, right, and a fucking hoodie
in my hat, right. Just fucking woke up, and uh,
I noticed they've got Christmas decorations as well inflatables. So
I purchased a four foot inflatable Christmas t Rex. Yeah
that's right, you put your right in the freight yard.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I was like, I have to have it. It's a
fucking t rex. I have to have this, so I did.
I almost bought the giant eight foot candle, but I said,
now I'm gonna hold off.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
On that eight foot candle. It's an eight foot candle
to candle.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah yeah, well you know it lights the menora, you know,
it's just you're Jewish.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Now, I guess I don't like.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
I know.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
It's just an inflatable fucking candle. They had that and
like a six foot Santa Claus and shit.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
And I was like, before I.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Go and spend my entire paycheck here at fucking wind
Coo on coffee and Christmas decorations, let me just go
ahead and get these in some cinnamon rolls because.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
I was around.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Fuck yeah, man, rolls are always a good choice, can't
go wrong. Brand grants, Pillsbury. Have you ever put those
in the on the waf maker?
Speaker 4 (20:59):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
No, but I also use it for chili coat my chili.
Put poor poor scoop of chili on top of them.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I have heard that before.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
It's a sweet bread like corn bread.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
So it's good. We'll do this and people put cinnamon
in in chili.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
We'll make them in the air fryer.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Sure. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Air is a baking situation. Essentially, if you look up,
it is a coil, same like a coil in your oven.
If you have an electric government, it's exact same. It
ain't magic in a fan.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
But how does it work in the waffle iron?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Well, the Walfarn's hot, and so using a batter, you're
pressing down the dough and it turns it into a
cinnamon roll waffle.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
That sounds brilliant. It does it just kind of unfold
unrolled it or whatever, you know, and layer. I could
see that happening.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Yeah, okay, you can do it with croissants too, Okay,
I have to give that a shot then sometime. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
And because the cissants have butter in them, so they
will it'll brown, they'll brown up.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Waffle doesn't get used as often as I think you should.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
I love waffles, Belgian waffles, the big deep pockets. Yeah,
my kids make fun of me because I drip, like,
make sure I fill the syrup.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
In each of the squares. I don't go around the edge.
That's the way you should do it. The little cups
for the syrup, that's what it's there for. So good.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
You know what my kick is too for breakfast is
uh French toasticks.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
The great value.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
French toasticks are so good, Oh.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Quick and easy, throw them the microwaves.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Oh and they make the house smell money.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Man, you get the regular ones of the cinnamon ones.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
The fuck's wrong with you? Cinnamon.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Is there any other I get fucking vanilla? Then you're
just eating breadsticks at that point, right, cinnamon is the
best breakfast flavor profile ever.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Vanilla's good, vanilla's good, but cinnamon. I guess you're right.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Nobody eats fucking vanilla cinnamon rolls.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Vanilla pancakes, No, no, you don't have that.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
But French toast, what do you do?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
You put cinnamon in the in the battle? I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Well, you're fucking wrong. He's he's not wrong, thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I think you're the only person I've ever met that
doesn't put cinnamon in there.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
And they're French toast mags. What spice do you put
in it?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Then you're having just eggs on bread. Vanilla extract, Yeah
it's not the same.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I'll load that motherfucker up with the cinnamon too.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Fuck yeah, cinnamon not doing it all sits on top
and you're gonna mix it in.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Here's one for you.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I just discovered this. I didn't know this was a thing.
Instead of putting vanilla extract, look for a product called
vanilla paste, and it's vanilla bean paste, and you put
that in there and break it up and it's yeah, okay,
fuck right, French toast without cinnamon.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (23:59):
I think it was My cousin used to make it
that way, but she would overdo it.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Yeah, and it ruined it for me. I think. I
don't think that's possible. No.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Another one is instead of using milk or eggs or
doing that, is just milt vanilla ice cream. Do that
and put it in there.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Yeah. You can also get some mayonnaise and some water
and that too.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
You can't do that because my sister in law, which
she would make breakfast for my husband, I guess he
would do, she uses mayonnaise instead of butter on French
toast or grilled cheese sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Grilled cheese. I could buy that. I could buy that
on a grilled cheese. It seems appropriate. Mayonnaise isn't a
breakfast condiment.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
When I make an egg sandwich.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
But that's still you put fucking mayonnaise on an egg sandwich.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yeah? Why because it's good?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
She didn't like a What are you talking about? And
I'm being serious, what are you talking about? Putting mayonnaise
on an egg sandwich?
Speaker 3 (25:07):
When you toast your bread, then you put the mayonnaise
on there.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
You mean butter? You put fucking butter on an egg sandwich.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
You toasted up regular, right, and then you fry your
egg up. And then you when you go to make
your sandwich before you put the egg on there, you
mayonnaise your bread and make.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Act like butter. You fucking people are fucking insane.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Maybe use butter to fry it up.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I could see mayonnaise to brown the bread. I know
that's a tactic.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
I've heard of that cheese mayonnaise. That's fucking gross. No,
it's not a belt or something. You know. It's not
a belt though.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
That's the same basically blending fucking genres of food.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
That's the same basis things. No, it's not the same basic.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Thing you're thinking of an eggs, eggs and mayonnaise are
not good.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
No, eggs and mayonnaise is delicious. Eggs salad, fucking tell
me eggs salad isn't fucking good. It's not. No, it's
not Grandma and Grandpa with you tell me eggs sad.
Sandwiches ain't good.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Good, delicious, It ain't good bread. No, in in terms
of food that's good, it is a low percentage good food.
There are tons of other food that's way better than eggs. Sound,
So when you're like it's good, that means you're putting
it high above so many other foods.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
I put it in the same line. I put it
in the same line as all the fucking linear man.
It is linear, man. I tell you what, you can
live off an egg sandwich, salad sands.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Oh yeah, no you can't. It's too much goddamn work.
Your hard smells like farts, Yes, the fuck like fart
smell when they're eating.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I made devil eggs the other day. I told you
that I had like six double eggs for breakfast. What
I opened up my fridge to pull those devil eggs out.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
As smell.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
It was great, No lying, It's the only downside of
devil eggs.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Double eggs are awesome.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
But it's the only downside is it smells like fuck farts.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
And it's okay. It's okay to smell like farts.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
At least with deviled egg You eat it and then
it's gone.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Right.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
It's one bite, right, fucking egg salad sandwich. You gotta
live with it for fucking days. You're like, god, n
how many some asshole gets that fucking lunch and its
whole warm fish up in the goddamn microwaves.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
We're going on vacation this next week, and I'm thinking
this week I'm gonna bring in I'm gonna par boil
some eggs, make some make salad. I will microwaves some fish.
Believes just when one is motivated by spike, I believe you.
What else is a disgusting, stinky food that could be
heated up And yeah, crap, And I'm gonna sit in
(27:46):
that fucking room right there, and I'm just gonna gas
at the funk out and when you guys go.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Ahead, I don't ever standing in that room. We're gonna
have our meeting afterwards.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Or we just won't have one, and it'll be fine,
text each other back and forth to a zoom meeting.
Fourteen eggs salad. We can't on an egg sandwich.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
That's the only way it should be. Not the only
way is the way. All the great.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Places that make fucking breakfast sandwiches don't put mayonnaise on it.
They put but turn we're.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Not making them as breakfast sandwiches. And I think that's
where your hold up is, because you make your egg
sandwiches as a breakfast sandwich, because that's what it's called.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
We're doing it for fucking lunch man.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Egg salad is a lunch sandwich, regular Frida egg sandwich.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
When you're talking.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Breakfast items like we were, we're talking about an egg
breakfast sandwich.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Even if my kid has an egg sandwich for breakfast,
they are still asking for mayonnaise.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
That is true. That is a true statement. Like putting
ketchup on eggs.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
It's fucking stupid, that's all right, sid oh is that
fucking stupid?
Speaker 4 (28:59):
But fucking mustard on it? Then, God damn it. Barbecue
sauce on.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, fucking what matter, You're fucking wrong, Corbon, it's fucking good.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Speaking of barbecue sauce, I found the most delicious fuck
of barbecue sauce ever. Kinder makes it and it is
a bourbon peach barbecue sauce.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Try it. Got it at the Walmart.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, I'm not a big I mean anything Kinder makes
is money.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
They're limon onion butter. I'm sorry, they're onion butter seasoning.
Fuck is it good on chicken thighs? Anyway? But yeah,
I don't love bourbon barbecue.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Flavor.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
You know a lot of people do. It's just a
preference for me, but uh yeah, anything they do.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Is solid lid some slow cooker ribs.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
The other day and I wanted something different besides the
same old head councher or sweet baby rays. It's like,
what do Yeah, I got a bottle of peach wine
in the cart and I see bourbon peach, fucking barbecue sauce, peach.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
It was a peach other day.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Boons it boons you fucking teenage girl. You get some
purple passion while you were at it.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Gal was the name of it. Yeah, bro, don't listen,
laugh all you want.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Man, I'm going to Good Sugar and I kill a
fucking bottle in a night, No problem.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
If you want to step up your peach game a little,
then get the peach mescado by Stella Rosa.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Jesus crazy.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
No, oh fucking ship God damn it. Man.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
So I'm at the store and I'm getting my peach fine,
my big bottle, and I noticed that Stellar ros has
got a five.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Pack there of like brand come in was single.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
It's like something you buy somebody for Christmas or whatever.
And I was like, I was like that looks good.
They had cranberry, they had strawberry, and then the honey peach.
And I tried the honey peach. I'm like, that's fucking amazing.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
So then I go back the next day and they've
got regular.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Sized bottles of the Stellar Rosa, and I was like,
where's this honey peach.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
That's fucking great. They didn't have it. They didn't have
that particular kind of peach. I was pissed. Each moscato
is really good. I keep that in mind.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I'll stick with my gallow big bottle less than ten bucks.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Fucking good man.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Any wine that comes with a wide mouth open, you
know it's fucking solid.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
I go to Prime Steakhouse for dinner. Do you have
any gallop peach wine? Please? No, we don't. It's okay.
I brought my own.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Yeah, so you get it open that in here?
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Yeah, do it A wont that spectacular? I know what
someone is good for Christmas? Anyiam? I goodbye gift for
under five dollars.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yes, you guys, don't forget. Our toy drive is coming
up fourth and Ti December. Dave and Busters davery Model.
It's awesome and we're gonna collect toys from the Marines
and toys for tots.
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