The Morning Dump 12-09-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Okay, so here we go. There was something weird that
happened with our podcast last week. I want to see
if I can find it. Yeah, when people actually listen
to it, So where is the and I think it's this. Nope,
I'd have to look for I can't find it right now.

(00:37):
But our podcast numbers for this Tuesdays are huge the
Morning Dump, for the Morning Dump specifically, right, Yeah, that's cool.
I yeah, well, I mean you're getting a side of
us that you don't normally get, you know, and it's

(00:58):
a Tuesday exclusive, so we have to be We're goes
to be prim and prompt Monday and every other day
because we're FCC rules and blah blah blah. But this
allows us to let her here down we have. I
can't imagine an occasional laugh word is what you know?
Increases this occasional? I mean, I'm just saying that. It

(01:23):
doesn't feel like that's accurate. Maybe so maybe it was
just a fluke, who knows now, But I'll take it.
Did we say like one thing that people are like, oh, share, right,
I'll take it. I'll take it. Yeah, you know, I
wish I could answer the question of what did we
say to make people go, oh, hey, share this, you know,
but I can't remember yesterday. It's like the number one

(01:47):
problem I have is people are like, hey, did you
see that. I'm like, oh, yeah, I don't right, I
do not remember what I said or what I did,
So yeah, I am not Hey, you guys had me
cracking up the other day. You were talking about x
Y's You remember that. No, what was it you were

(02:07):
talking about? Yeah? God, I don't know. I am not
sure what that would be. It could be anything, because
we do talk about anything and everything. That's for danger. Yeah,
I was. I'm still waiting for this to load. Oh,
it take its time, right, yeah, bit hurri. It's not

(02:28):
like we're trying to do a bodcast. I got nothing
but time. Uh all right. So I had something else,
but that didn't work out for me as I can't
log into something. It's it when I went to log
into it something we use all the time, and it
was like, you've tried too many times you are locked out,
and I'm like, huh, this is the first time I've

(02:49):
tried it. Yes, I hate it when that happens. But
I did find this story where a woman who's had
a fourteen are a fair has shared her tips about
not getting caught. Oh oh, so before I get to that,

(03:10):
what do you think would be a tip to not
get caught?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Lindsey, Uh, putting someone someone's name in phones, like putting
in it is a different name.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Okay. Oh, so like if if you Rebecca's calling you,
you would be like Barry or something like are you yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Or just put Rebecca in your phone as Rebecca's last name,
only using last names.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Okay. Well, this says that one in five people adults
admit to cheating on their partner. One in five. That's
a crazy number. I think that means there's four other
people that ain't saying no. Men are more likely than
women to cheat. Again of cheating, males admitted it to

(03:58):
doing it more than once forty nine, So of those
that cheat, half of them are repeat offenders. Yeah, nineteen
are always tater. Yeah, compared to forty one percent for females,
which that's not that much lower if you think about it,
from forty nine to forty one, that's not that much.
I mean it's ten percent. It can it's one more person,

(04:19):
I guess, Yeah, that is true. But the fact of
it is that for people to say, Oh, with men,
they're always the worst about it or whatever. It happens
on both sides of the aisle, okay, and it's about
even on both sides of the aisle. Some reasons why
people cheat feeling more like friends board of their personal life,
tired by always being the parent or the peacemaker, a

(04:42):
lack of spontan eighty or intimacy. That last one I
can easily address. They got tired of trying. Okay, but
you try to be spontaneous or intimate and you got
shut down because you know, you're tired, or your stomach
hurtz or you're on your period, or your back hurts
for work or whatever the thing is. Yeah, where's you done?
You're like, I'm done, I'm done. I'm not. You're gonna

(05:04):
say no anyway, So why I'll just go over here
where she never says no. Worry. They say deadness essentially
is the leading cause to cheating. That makes sense. Deadness
in the relationship stagnation. I guess you could say. So,
these are ten questions to ask your partner. Oh no,

(05:27):
that's just what to try and fix the relationship. I
want to know what you need to do to not
get caught. Yeah, not that I have a desire. Stay
the routine, Stay through the routine. Don't stray away from
your routine. If your spouse is expecting you home at
five o'clock, be home by five o'clock. You know what

(05:50):
I mean. Have your little afternoon fun, but make sure
you know everything stays the same. It's just one thought
for me throwing it out there, because once you start
straying away and start coming home, he's working late every day,
or you know she's going out at night or dead
of to death suspicious. Don't go out in public, okay,

(06:11):
you don't know who's out there?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Good?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Right? Right? Right with with the person you're Yeah, you're
you're running around with. Don't go to a Coldplay concert
and put your arms around him. We worked the googler,
it's little good.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Don't make charges on a joint account, right.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I feel like you can talk your way out of that.
I mean, don't put the hotel right. A movie you
probably get away with, right, an expensive dinner that could
add up to be two people sitting there, maybe not
so much. If is there a certain okay, so you're cheating,
is there a certain hotel you shouldn't use like ore,

(06:49):
is any hotel game? I think I think any hotel
would be gain you know, I don't see why it
wouldn't give me a reason why one particular hotel wouldn't
be game over the other. Safety security, Oh cleariness, okay, okay,
So like, don't take the CD sides of town where

(07:10):
you can bring home bed bugs right right, Okay, that's fair,
Or you know, get murdered and robbed because you're just
trying to have you know, good time with Sally from accounting. Right,
your car gets stolen? Oh because you're inside, Can you
pick me up at the you know, the hourly hotel?
That's when you walk your ass two three miles down

(07:32):
the road, they're gonna find out maybe because you are,
you have to do a report. Yeah, So either you
gotta fully commit to the bit right and be like
oh no I wasn't there, Please can't get anywhere with it? Right?
What were you doing at the CD hotel, sir? I

(07:52):
was buying crack driving by right, my car broke down
and somebody stole you broke down car? Yes, that I
I mean I kind of have an attitude of like,
if you're gonna cheat, you're gonna cheat. I can't control that,

(08:12):
and I know myself, so I don't do heroin. Like,
if I'm in, I'm in. And so if I think
you're cheating, like I will just go crazy and it's
just not worth my bandwidth. You gotta trust people, right,
being vulnerable super hard, and you can be like I'm
willing to get crushed, and then if you crush me,

(08:34):
that's I'll deal with that when it happens, right, But
until they have no sense in sitting there worrying yourself
to death over it. No, I do think there's a
little bit too when people are like you're a cheater,
You're a cheater, You're a cheater, and you're like, well,
I'm getting accused of it, I might as well just
follow through, right, Yeah, I that that does not sound awesome,

(08:56):
And like I can get into my wife's phone, but
I don't go through it for stuff like that, Right
You could, though, I could if you wanted to. Yes, yeah,
I have access to her email, which is both saved
on our computer. I can get to it. I could
go through it if I wanted to. And I think
that for me and for us, even though I don't
do it, it creates trust right that. I mean, somebody

(09:17):
ain't silly enough to do it, right, But she hasn't
given you a reason to feel that way. No, right,
so you have no reason to start going through their
phones like that. And I think probably, if anything, me
letting her have access to me probably builds more trust

(09:38):
because I'm so much more accessible to people than she is,
right of course. But at the same time, I mean,
there's a guy in the office, you know, got a
nice little buddy buddy relationship, and anything can happen. There
are some guys who are like, I don't have relationships
with girls full stop. My wife is the only girl,

(10:00):
and some people dog on that, and I'm like, ah,
I mean, if that's what you want to do, that's
what you want to do. But I see why you
would do that, right. It prevents any kind of mixed messages. Yeah,
I see it. From this standpoint. My job is to
protect my wife's emotions that I influence, right, And if

(10:20):
I if by me not being friends going to dinner,
lunches or cocktail things with female workers protects her emotions
that I can have influence on, I'm totally going to
do that. Yeah, that's fair. I can't whatever she makes
up I can't deal with, but I can play a
part in the good emotions. Right, you've done your part. Yeah,

(10:43):
I get it. Yeah. I've had people before goat like, hey,
you want to go to lunch. I'm like, nope, I
don't want any of that smoke. I don't want I
don't want miss interpretation, or like, hey, should we invite
so and so? No, Okay, sure, Friday, Okay, Hey, dang it,
something came up. Can't do it. Yeah, And you guys,

(11:05):
not having social media helps out tremendously, I'm sure as well.
When we got married, we were doing marriage marriage counseling
before we got married because we knew statistically your second marriage,
the odds are against you, and we didn't want that,
and so best foot forward, right. Our whole marriage has
always been best you can, most you can. And so

(11:26):
we did the counseling and we talked about it and
they were like, what is your stance on social media?
And at the time, you know, the trendy, I was
like yeah, I'm like, well, you might think about that
or have conversations because parasites can live within social media
things you don't think are harmful. Then suddenly it's just

(11:47):
an infestation in your marriage. And so at that time
we were like, nope, And so it's probably been one
of the best things we've ever done. I would agree
one hundred percent. I have been with Joe for a
year and a half now, and this is no bullshit.
This is no fucking bullshit. This is what pisses me
off about fucking social media, the Internet and people in general.

(12:09):
Right out of fucking nowhere, she gets fucking messages, right, Uh,
I'll never forget. The first one was, hey, did you
know your man's out groping and fondling people when you're
not around? Okay, if Gimpy were doing that, that would
not be the words that would be used. No, no assaulting, right,

(12:31):
groping and fondling to the point where right we parked
up we went parking. Yeah, so that was the first one.
And she does her due diligence, right, She'll go a dummy,
She'll check out the the the profile, She'll see like, oh,
this is a brand new profile, but that still raises
a red flags plan exactly right, and and and this

(12:52):
has happened several times right uh, to where you know,
people just make shit the fuck up and I I
can't tell you how much I'm like, I have not
fucking done anything. You literally know exactly where I'm at
and who I'm with when I'm doing it, right, because
like she spends a week with me, and then she's
with week with a kid, and when she's now with me,
I'm either at home fucking playing gay Cowboys with my
friend Doodo on Red Dead Redemption right on a video.

(13:16):
Want to make sure we add that part? Sure we
read it's on a video game console. I mean you
do it.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
So fast?

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, But or I heard three words, or if I'm
out and about I'm either with you know a couple
of friends that you know, where I'm with my brother.
I'm never out by myself. Also, I go to the
same place every fucking time. I'm not gonna where I eat, right,
I'm not that fucking dumb. So but either way, it's
still it's still there's people still do it. It blows me

(13:47):
away that people will go to those lengths to make up,
go through putting together fucking profiles a lot, and you're
gonna go through all that just to fucking why why
to drive a wedge between us? Because either A you
want to be with her or b you want to
be with me? Mind your own fucking business. Why don't you?

Speaker 2 (14:07):
They're bored?

Speaker 1 (14:08):
It is Alice Tires. Actually, I don't know if it's
border jealous. I think hurt people. Hurt people, Yeah, and
some people see that as probably being a troll rather
than have an actual mission, right, And I just kind
of go with the idea that your mind is cunning,
it is a great salesman. And that doesn't just hold

(14:31):
true for me, that hold's true for my wife too, absolutely,
and so I bear a responsibility, I think, to protect
our marriage. Yeah. I do everything I can to reassure
you know what I mean. And at the end of
the day, it's it's it's really honestly, it's like, listen,
you're gonna believe what you want to believe, Yeah, regardless
of what I say. And I know because of other
douchebags past whatever, you know, it's hard to believe me

(14:54):
when I say I ain't doing nothing. But I know
I'm not, and I think that's all that really matters. Yeah,
I think you probably have a bigger obstacle than maybe
some others because of the things you've said that have
happened in your life on the radio. True that is,
but she's probably heard it or someone's told her. But
you here, you go, you try to do the right thing,
you are doing the right thing, and then it just

(15:16):
fucking let me let me fuck that up for you
real quick. Yeah, it's like okay, yeah, whatever. Well, it's
kind of like I was reading a thing where a
guy cheated on his girlfriend, no, on his marriage with
a coworker, and he didn't. It was in an article
on I think I don't remember, uh, and he cheated

(15:39):
on a coworker, and years later somebody brought it up
and he was like, that's not fair, right, And the
truth is it is fair right because it did happen.
It happened just because you don't like that I got
brought up. Right, your scarlet letter is your scarlet letter,
full stop. It's up to you to prove people wrong.

(16:00):
But that doesn't mean you don't get to then absolve
that that happened. Well, isn't there are stantue of limitations there, no,
not on that stuff. You know. It's like, bro, that
was fucking three years ago or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, Now,
if you are a child molester and you serve your
time and you get out, you're still a child molester. Yeah,
for sure. So I think there are certain things that

(16:20):
you do in life that you have to carry that title, oh,
for the rest of your life. Yeah, yeah, and raping
kids is probably one. Yeah, not that you know, maybe
not being faithful is that. But in some people's eyes,
it's pretty heavy, and therefore you have to deal with
it when it comes back up. Yeah, you got to
deal with the bullshit and the uncomfortableness. Yeah, Or anytime

(16:41):
that you know comes up in a movie or TV
show that you're watching together, you're like, oh god, oh god, dude.
Two movies in my house that I'm like, ah fuck,
try to turn it as fast as possible. Right. One
of them is the movie Love. Actually, we're in the
movie the receptionist has a thing with the boss and

(17:06):
the wife finds out about it. Oh yeah, because he
buys a necklace. She thinks it's her Christmas morning happens.
She thinks it's a necklace, it's a fucking Joni Mitchell
CD and she's like, oh fuck, he's cheating on me,
Like she has the moment man, that goddamn movie. Right.
And then the other one is the movie with Idris

(17:26):
Elba and Beyonce and Obsession or Obsessed. Yeah I was good, Yeah, yeah,
Amy Adams Obsessed. I don't think I've ever seen that.
I can't remember if fuck in that movie. But she
she's hou fucking anything she does. But in the movie,

(17:49):
she's a temp working the boss, like she has got
a mission and she is cunning, like really good at it,
like at a Christmas party and he's like all right,
he's trying to be a good boy. And he's like,
all right, I'm leaving. And he gets in his car
and when he gets in his car, she followed him.
She gets in his car with him, and she's wearing

(18:12):
like pulls her skirt up and you're like, he's like,
don't want this. Yeah, he tries really hard. He goes
to a convention, like somewhere somewhere exotic. Right, he's at
the resort and he goes to his room and she's
in there.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Well, she drugged him though, right.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
She goes to his room somehow convinces them to give
her a key, gets into the room and he's like,
oh crazy, and she's like He's like, you have to
get the fuck out of here. What's happening? Right, he's
doing everything he should. Yeah, but she doesn't let her.
She doesn't let her. And this is Beyonce that's not
letting up. Huh no, no, no, Ali Larder is Ali l

(18:59):
She is hoo yeah and doesn't let up. And as
Lindsay said, like at one point he drugs her. He
doesn't know what happened. He's got these visuals. She tries
to make it look like him, he did all these things,
and we don't. You don't know if that's what happened, right,
And then there's a confenation between Beyonce and like Beyonce
finds out and he's like, fuck you get out of here.

(19:21):
It's it's a fantastic God damn, we can't watch that movie.
I wanna check this movie. Don't watch it with your girl.
Can't come out tonight. Sorry, I'm watching a movie. What
do you watch it? Obsessed? Oh yeah, yeah, it's on
Toby right, fucking hey, everything's on Touby. Man, I have

(19:41):
not found anything on that some bitch that I can't
watch cat channel? Is that on Tubby? Or is that Pluto?
That's Pluto? Okay, yeah, which is another great service. But
I'm down for some tubes.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Oh yeah, all.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Right, right, I'm sweating just thinking about those two movies.
By the way, Yeah, he'll get a little warm in here.
He gives me so much anxiety this conversation. We just
go back and do you get worked up in your
house watching that movie a little bit? The movies that
you watch in your house that trigger that sort of thing.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, there was one fatal affair was a good one
that that one was over that movies. Omar Epps is
in that and Nea Long, and that one was a
woman is trying to mend her marriage after she has
an encounter with an old friend and he ends up

(20:35):
being like obsessed with her. Okay, but yeah, I mean
she has an affair and then he becomes a psycho
and he's obsessed with her, and she's like and her
husband is like, no, I don't want anything to do
with you.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
You you fucked up, and.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
She was like, but I'm sorry, it was a mistake.
And then it just it's really good.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
I don't even know this movie. I'm looking at list.
I'm not even seeing it on lists.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
I think it was made for Netflix. Okay, I want
to say it was a Tyler Perry film.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
But unfaithful.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Oh gosh, faithful.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yes, that's another one, but that one's I don't know why,
but that one doesn't make you. I don't get angry
watching that. And it's from the other side, right, it's
she's cheating on the husband, but I don't get angry
at it.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Because he gets revenge, probably because he's his Beyonce. Yeah,
but with Beyonce though, she he's innocent the whole time
because he doesn't mess around with Ali Larder. So you
feel sorry for him. And Beyonce's pissed. She kicks him
out and he's but he's innocent. You have to believe him,

(21:44):
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
He really didn't do anything, so it's over. Yeah, still
get mad though, you still get mad at the girl.
And what I'm saying isn't un faithful. You don't get
mad the other woman. You don't get mad in that movie?
Is that the one with u Kado? Yeah, the fucking
beach scene. Yeah, you get mad at him, I mean
kind of, but the whole time you're seeing him get
his ass kicked. So yeah, the movie Little Children. Have

(22:08):
you ever seen this movie? I've never heard of. It's
a really good movie. It has Kate Winslet and Patrick
Wilson and Jennifer Connley in it. And he's a stay
at home dad and so is Kate Winslet. And they
meet at the park. We both have kids, and then
like there's some deadness in the marriage Patrick Wilson and

(22:29):
same for her, and so like they start bonding in
the park of course over kids. They let their kids
play downstairs and they're banging upstairs. Yeah, yeah, there's some
there's some good movie. That's a deep bench of movies
about infidelity. Huh, very interesting. Okay, all make you feel uncomfortable? Yeah,

(22:52):
I mean gone girls about infidelity. Okay. She essentially gets
tired of his cheating and makes it look like she
got yeah, killed her skittnapped. Ben asked, flick movie right,
Oh was he cheating? Yes with the girl from his
from from his right, from the Red Panties remember, yes, yes, yes, yes,

(23:13):
oh yeah. I don't think I've ever actually seen that
movie all the way through all for that fact. Yeah,
and decent proposal is about cheating, is it? I mean
in the long run, she does. But they had a
deal though, and said he couldn't fucking handle it. The
deal was you go fuck this old man. We'll get

(23:34):
a million dollars, our life will be better and we'll
drop it and everything's fine. But he couldn't handle it. Yeah,
but she also went back to him, so clearly she
wasn't over it. She liked that old man. Dick, Rich Dick, Yeah,
that's all it was. Rich Dick and vacation Dick are
pretty close. Yeah, because like, oh, I'm on vacation, met

(23:57):
some great guy. Yeah, rich Dick. You're like, yeah, whatever,
just buy me whatever I want. And then you realize
it's all the same. Yeah, all men are the same,
All women are the same. All dicks, all vaginers, they're
all the same. They're shaped different, they smell different. But
that's about it. I had I'll tell the story. I
don't care. I had this girl I met doing a

(24:18):
radio thing on a cruise ship and whatever. We had
some romantic thing. Nothing really happened, but we kept talking
and she was like, I'm gonna come visit, and she
was Puerto Rican and I had never had that interaction
with somebody, and we like, she showed up. We hung out.

(24:38):
It was awesome, and then we went out to drink, and
then it wasn't it's crazy, and she I mean a
lot of people. I don't want to say it's just
Puerto Rican, but it's a lot of people when they
drink get really crazy. And she did like crazy. I
just remember being like whoa. And then the next day
I was like, you gotta go. Yeah, I've never been

(24:59):
somebody who sigh up for that stuff. Well, let's just
hold on for a little while. Let's see where this goes.
I can handle a little bit of crazy. No. Yeah,
those words have actually came out of my mouth before.
I can handle a little bit of crazy. No, because
my wife taught me the sentence. If they're willing to
show you just that little bit in the beginning, what
do you think it really is?

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Like?

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Exactly? You got you got the amuse boosh, right, you
got the taster. That's not the full menu. No, when
you get the full menu, it's like fucking cheesecake factory.
You're like, oh god, yeah, there's too much. That's when
you's like when you see people yelling at their kids
in public, or men yell at women in public, like

(25:41):
they're comfortable doing that shit in put right? Right, what
do you think it's like behind closed doors? Right? You
see it that way, you're like, oh shit, people man,
fucking people, speaking of fucking people, uh no, speaking of
people in general. You guys have a great week. Can
we appreciate you listening to us. And we have one

(26:01):
more podcast before the end of the year, so that'll
be next week. So you guys have a great week.
See yea, Bye bye