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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Missiel Kelly Nash.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Good morning tomorrow Sachi T, the first Sachi T of
twenty twenty six. I'm excited that I getting closer to
the weekend. You got big plans for this weekend. It's
just a relaxation weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
No, let me look at my phone. I'm one of
those people.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I have planned a relaxation weekend. Now we'll see if
Sally's put something I blocked in relaxation all three days
of the family calendar, I'll see afternoon Saturday, Sunday.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Friday night, I'm hosting the Citizens for Life dinner with
Alan Wilson, so that's at the Columbia Metropolitan Convention Center.
But I don't see any plans other than church on Sunday,
So we'll see. Maybe Saturday will be a day of chill.
Although I do feel as if Angela mentioned something yesterday.
I'm getting worse and worse about not remembering what she says, and.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I have I have actually sharpened and honed my skills
perfectly in that regard.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I remember nothing, Oh you remember nothing exactly. It comes
back to haunt me because it'll be like I said this,
and you said that.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
She knows every Yeah, yeah, and I remember where were
and you were wearing that blue shirt that I bought
you for Christmas two years ago, with that with the kakis.
I don't like that you and system wearing I really
believe this.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Maybe maybe this is something that people guys particularly, Uh,
do you find yourself thinking that your wife doesn't actually
tell you the thing that she thought she told you totally?
Because there's parts of the conversation I'm like, I remember
that part. I just don't remember that part.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Like like she was saying like she's she had to
go to Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I do remember us talking about going to Charlotte.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, she had to go to Charlotte today to get
her professional headshots done for her new company. So originally
she wasn't going to go because it was just going
to be a company meeting and she's like, I don't
need the company meeting. It's not Then they were like,
oh no, no, this is also for your company website.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Had got the photographer company.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, so she was like, she did say to me, crap,
now I got to go to Charlotte on Wednesday. I
remember that part. And then but I said something about, well,
what time are you going up to Charlotte and she
was like, are you serious? And I was like yeah,
and she's like, we literally just talked about this yesterday,
and I was like we did I remember hearing this
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you had to go to Charlotte? Yeah? And then I said,
the headshot thing starts at ten. I want to be
there early, so I got to be there by nine
forty five, which means I have to leave the house
by eight am. We talked about this, and I'm like,
I don't remember any of that part. I just remember
hearing you had to go to Charlotte. Did I tune
it out? Or did she not actually say it and
just assumed in her head that she did.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I I'm fearful to make sure this because some guy
may follow him my footsteps. I'm telling you right now,
don't do this. Don't do what What am I about
to describe? I was in one of those conversations and
she said, you don't remember me saying that, Lord help me.
This did not go over well. I said, I remember
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watching your lips moving, but I have no idea what
you would tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Oh no, oh, that was you don't have to tempt
me to not take that advice. I already know that
ends up in the doghouse.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
That did not go well. You just tuned me out
completely And I said, huh, you just too that did
it again?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Are you talking? Goodness? Gracious, Jonathan Rush, I don't know
how you even survived marriage. It's crazy, you know. Speaking
of crazy, there was this I can't find the story
right now, but when I read it, this is very
inside baseball. So for those of you long time Morning
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Russia regulars, like probably twenty plus years have you been listening,
then you might be familiar with this story. I saw
a headline today here it is stupid criminal section. Now
thankfully it starts off a Florida man, Yes, Florida man
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has been arrested wearing a G string bra, prosthetic silicone breasts,
carrying a gun. And I said to myself, is that
the guy who used to be a DJ at n Okay?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Wow? That story never made it to the news.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
They found him wearing a red lace bra with fake
breast and a G string. Then they noticed when he
was wearing a G string, they asked him to take
the fake breasts off, and that's when a gun fell out.
He said he was going to a costume party. But
then when the deputies asked him where's this party, he
stopped talking. So he was just wearing a g string
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bra and fake breas.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
He went to the show plainly, I'm unarmed. Here, I'm
all butt naked to prove on I'm unarmed. Meanwhile, he's
got a nine and it's left breast the uh what
is the newspaper here?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Jacksonville paper or whatever was? They said that that his
wife and others were shocked by the news. Now see,
to me, that's the best part of the story, which
is also the saddest part of the story, the idea
that there's somebody when because when they have him for
the mugshot, he just looks like a normal dude. You know,
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he's wearing like a jumpsuit of some kind sparely well
they had to give him that. Yeah, so they don't
have him in the bron panties. But he looks like
a normal guy. So who were you shocked by? Maybe
that's the story. Somebody in your life got in trouble,
or maybe it wasn't even in trouble. They just did
something and you were like, that does not seem like
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the individual.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
DJs who have worked for me in the past, because
that's that's a long list.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Of people you thought were one way and then they
don't know just some things that they did that shocked me. Now,
were you shocked by that? I mean, because that guy
was really only.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I wasn't shocked, but I didn't hire him for the record.
One of the guys working for me hire him.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Okay, but I think you know, when you're talking about
radio people, especially radio people of the eighties and nineties, Yeah,
we were dealing with some very unsavory people.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
At some point. Oh nuts people, And this is how
bad it was back in the day. I remember being
courted by a station named Charlotte and the guy said, look,
before we even complete this interview, I want you to
know it's gonna be a there's a drug test involved.
And I said, okay, do we do that today? And
he said, wait a minute, you can do a drug
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test today and show clean. And I said, yeah, unless
you're testing for hot dogs and Budweiser. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Well, guy was like, I've never had.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Anybody tell me they could do a drug test during
the interview today, Colet, we had a.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Guy who we wanted to hire from I'll say the
radio station he worked at WTIC in Hartford. He was
fired and we were like our lucky day because he
was like twenty five years on the air. Yeah, legend
in that market. And uh he came down did some
weekend stuff and then we were like, can we make
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you our new midday host? And uh he said love to,
I mean absolutely, And then we said okay, great, Well
there'll be a drug test, you know, and you can
let us know when. And he said, nah, I forget it.
They're like what And He's like, I'm not going to
come off drugs long enough ever to pass a test.
If you're going to make me take a test. The answers, no,
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I don't want. I don't need the job that bad.
So I was like, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
There was a rumor that in big ways, said Charlotte,
they actually had a cabinet where the jocks were keep
there a marijuana and their bad go in the bathroom
and roll one before they went on the air, and
it was encouraged by management.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Before I was a before I was on the air
as a disc jockey, I was an intern at a
radio station and they used to allow me to stay
way after business hours to use the production studio so
I could. Back in those days, we actually had to
play a record to record my fake demo tapes to
try to, you know, playing for a guy named Jabo
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Jones and get his opinion on my sound as a
potential radio person on your.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
On your presenting, as the Europeans would say, yes, he's
a presenter.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
And so I would do that probably three or four
nights a week. I would make demo tapes and I
would probably go in because I had a job in
their research department where we would call people and ask
would you like to have an influence over Hartford area
radio airplay? And then so I would do that for
like two hours every night, and then I would start
working on this at like eight thirty at night, and
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it would take me forever. I don't know why it
took me so long. I'd be there to like, auld
you try to make it perfect? Yeah, redo that one,
redo it, redo it, redo it. And I was getting
out at like eleven every night, and that I think
was right around the crossover period. I think the guy
his name, he doesn't use his name anymore, Hollywood Joe.
(09:20):
The other guy is still on the air, so I
probably shouldn't say his name. Okay, but he was the
overnight guy at the time. So Hollywood Joe, who doesn't
go by that name anymore but is still on the
radio and another guy who is still on the radio
using that same name. They were the crossover. So from
like eleven, you know, at eleven o'clock, Hollywood Joe would
get off and the other guy would come on, and
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I would see them both because if I was ending
a little early, the other guy was already in, or
if I was ending a little late, the other guy
was still getting ready to go home or whatever. This
one night, it was, uh, you know, I couldn't see
the on air studio, but until you went in, it
was no glass windows. So I walked into the studio.
The owner of the radio station is in there. He's
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in there with Miss I guess teen Connecticut or Miss
Connecticut or somebody that she's like seventeen, eighteen years old
o'clock at night and she is in a state of
undress and the Hollywood Joe characters doing lines of cocaine
and the other guy off of her. No, no, he's
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doing them right on the board and the and the
other guy is taking pictures.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
And I'm for social media post because we didn't have
those yet.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
But what the hell did I just walk in on?
You know, I'm like seventeen years old going.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
And they're like a relax clumb down over there, youngster.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, all right, we got we got an underage girl
doing sex acts with the owner of the radio station
while the other guy's doing cocaine and the guy videos
or whatever. You act like you've never seen that before.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
My god, you're very well around here.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
This is the industry I'm choosing to get into. I
think part of it. Said to myself, Well, if they're
this crazy, I could probably I'm not gonna get arrested,
so you know, I like, I'm not gonna be that crazy,
so I could probably outwork him, I suppose. But yeah,
it was a crazy era.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, it was totally nuts back in the day.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
And as far as people shocking me, I can tell
you again. Unfortunately it's a radio guy. But he was
an ops manager who I didn't even know. Drank, right,
he doesn't, he doesn't have His favorite hobby he told
me was to go to presidential libraries. So on his
vacations he would travel to like the Reagan Library. You know,
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he's that's what he did for his So this guy
couldn't be any more straight laced. Right, one day he
doesn't show up for work. They called the police to
do a welfare check on him. He is out of
his mind on crack. He was a crackhead, and he
was apparently he lived like across the street from a school.
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So they got him for like a couple of different things,
like having cracked with in one hundred yards of a
school or something, and all this other stuff. He ended
up going like prison.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
And I'm like, this is like.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
A sixty year old man and he's a crackhead who
likes going to presidential libraries. I didn't see that one coming.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
That's great, all right. What was the question again?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Just things that people have done that were completely out
of character that caught you off guard.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I got you. Okay, this is good. All right.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Also, we've got a morning Russian regular who apparently started
dating this girl just before Christmas last year. Okay, So
he wasn't going to bring her to meet the parents
last year, right, but they've been dating a year.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Oh she has not.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
She has not met the parents yet. So the plan
was Mom and dad really excited to meet you. We're
going to have a big Christmas get together. Reading from
his email, she was supposed to meet my parents over Christmas.
She backed out last second, having a panic attack. And
I understand there's a lot of pressure about meeting parents
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and it's Christmas and all that, but she actually canceled
all of it. And now I'm wondering, is this something
I should freak out over the fact that she is
basically avoided for a year the opportunity to meet my parents.
Do you freak out over this? Do you say there,
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what is really going on here?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Or is it gen long enough to know whether she's
prone to have a panic attack? So the history of
her personal history of this behavior would already be pretty
understanding or understandable if she had a history of it. Okay,
Goodn's a good ques.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
It does seem like younger people freak out a lot
easier today.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Especially you got to eat somebody and talk to him
face to face, eye to eye, maybe shake a hand.
That was harsh, isn't that.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Donny Hathaway song shake a hand or make a friend?
What was Donny Hathaway's shake a hand? Now, shake a hand?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Now that's a great question. I was a big Donny
Hathaway fan.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Anyway, So we'll get your feedback on that. Of course,
we got the CINCHUS World's Toughest rodeo. Are you gonna
want your tickets to that? And we've got the answer
already posted for the Uh what you're talking about contest?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Talking about it?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Johnath then you already know this word. This is one
of those words that I think, well, maybe not, maybe
it's a Northern word.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I don't know. Kaboodle, kaboodle, Uh, the kit and kaboodle.
The kit is different from a kaboodle. That's why they
say kit and kaboodle.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Oh is that what?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah? The kaboodle is actually the entire the whole package.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
That's right, all the things of a group, all the
things of a group. Where we'll get the whole kaboodle,
the whole kaboodle. Now down south we say kit and kaboodle.
And that was kind of like putting a cherry on top.
What was the kit?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
That was? That was the cherry? Whatever was? You got
a kit in a kaboodle, so you get all of
it plus a kit. And in this case the kit
was I don't know whatever happened. Whatever it happened may
happen to be for that day. Well you throw a
little something extra, that's the kit.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Be here tomorrow morning about six thirty. Jonathan'll tell you
what caller we're looking forward to get Cinch's World's Toughest
Rodeo tickets Colonial Life Arena Friday March twenty seventh and
Saturday March twenty eighth.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
What's going on in your neighborhood. We should be talking
about who surprised you and were they related to you.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Can you imagine if like your uncle or somebody got
arrested wearing a G string?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Oh, I got one for you. So because this person
is no longer alive, nor his his wife, but I
had this has happened in the in the state. I
won't say what area. It wasn't in the Midlands. But
there was a person that I knew who went to
a family member's house and they walked to the back
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door after knocking. Let they usually do, just knock and
keep coming.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Oh, just to let you know I'm coming in.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
And uh. There was the uncle vacuuming. If I remember correctly,
he was doing something in housework. I think it went
and washing dishes. It was vacuuming, that's what he was
doing wearing high heels and got.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
A better angle on the vacuum. Is that's why we
invented high heels.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
To help person that was talking to said, I freaked
out a little bit, and then I busted out laughing
when my aunt explained, he does that for me to
work to break in my shoes.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
What? Yes, yes, I don't even understand the concept.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
That's what That's what she said. Now maybe it was
just a great cover. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
How does that like conversation come about. These heels are
so hard to break in? They can't be that hard.
I'll do it for you.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Whatever. That's a that's a great look at pair of
shoes you wear there. Oh, he does that for me
to break them in? That's true story.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Now I wasn't there, Thankfully, I would have busted out
laughing and just kept laughing.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, you know, I would have gone with it, no
excuses needed.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Okay, now what's happened in your neighborhood? We should be
talking about what kind of relatives are just persons that
caught you off guard? And can you tell the story
if you want to, We'll make sure we keep it,
keep your name out of it, and their name out
of it, just like I did. And you also get
a chance to win. To six thirty, the number to
cause eight O three nine seven, eight ninety two sixty seven.
That's the same number when you want to chit and
chat about the Kit and Kaboodle tomorrow on the one
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to rush