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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, Kelly Nash, good morning, It's Tomorrow Show today. We're
talking about Monday. This will be the last week of January,
won't it?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Pretty sure? Yeah, we're already at the twenty fourth, so yeah, yeah,
we're wrapping it up. We're almost in the month.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Of Love, almost in the month that. Let's hear it
from the damn groundhog. I told you, I've already emailed
General Lee Regard Lee. Yeah, Paksatani doesn't have an email address.
How does that happen? I don't know, but but yeah,
we deep inside his stump layer. He's uh, he's I know,
he's got a computer in there. He's got at least
have a laptop, probably gonna. He's probably scrolling social media.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
We mentioned it every year. General Beauregard Lee from Georgia
is far more accurate with his predictions than the more
famed Punksatani. Phil. Now, what's the guy's name again? I
forgot from Long Island. They got a groundhog up there,
and I remember they accidentally killed.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
The one.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You talk about, the one yeah Long Yeah, the governor
dropped him right, amo Ama dropped him, Omo dropped him
on his head.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Fuck, that's hysterical.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
You got it wrong last year, you were wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Okay, So all right, so Monday morning some of the
things we can talk about, and I know we've got
an opportunity for you to win a brand new prize
for what you talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, it's great. Jason Alden we've mentioned is going to
be coming to Daniel Island and this is going to
be a Saturday night, September twenty seventh show. If you'd
like to be at the Credit One Stadium. Tickets go
on sale as we record this now. It'll be in
fifteen minutes at ten a m to the general public,
so by the time you're hearing it, they're probably already
(01:42):
on sale. But you can win a pair of tickets
and the what You talk About contest at six thirty
Monday morning. And I'm going to get a pronunciation just
to make sure on this one, but I believe it's
pronounced fark tate, fark tate.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Park Tate.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
This is this is a it's it's it's it's like
an application for makeup, but there's a larger definition for it.
It's the adornment of women.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
That's another solid guess that's not in the realm, but
it's it's it sounded believable. Farc tate. They use it
often to describe how you feel on Thanksgiving. You're stuffed,
you're full, You're solid, you cannot move another inch. I'm farctating. Wow, yeah,
farc tate word of the day. What you're talking about.
(02:32):
I nearly went into a farc taate sleeping position the
other day.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Vida. I ate so much of that potato soup Sali made.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh you're a farc tate connoisseur.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, man, I'm telling you. I was afraid to lay down.
My belly was so full. I thought I needed to
keep my body upright.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Oh you know. It's this, for whatever reason, just triggers
in my memory. Something YouTube knows that I like some
very bizarre videos on YouTube, and one of the ones
that I've been kind of trending with, and they keep
suggesting more and I keep taking the bait is Komodo
dragons killing things. Oh okay, And so what I've learned
(03:13):
is that the Komodo dragon, at least in the videos
I've watched, likes to eat their food whole.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
They don't want to break it off into little pieces.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I don't want to chew it so like their taste buds.
They just want to get in my belly. They're killing
like deer and things like that. And then to watch
the Komodo dragon, now I fast forward through it.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I don't watch it, you know, but they'll spend forty
five minutes trying to get this thing in its belt.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
It takes a while to choke it down.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, it's like, goodness great. So I had to look
it up. How often does a Komodo dragon eat?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Good question?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
They say, on average, it's about once every four to
eight months. Wow. So they just kind of and they're
like if they're if they're not hungry, they're not eating anything.
You could go if you're a little bunny rabbit, you
could sit on their head. And they're not. They're not budget.
But when they're hungry, look out and they're fast.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, they're fast and hungry and seemingly they're not affected
by anything. Like I saw a picture of the other day.
I want to be in Florida. He was He looked
like he was frozen to this tree. This is a
that's ah. Those are the what do you want to
call it iguanas or whatever? Yeah, this is the Komodo dragons.
(04:35):
That weigh like two three hundred pounds. Just iguana, look
like he was just like what up. It's like, I'm
sure they're not warm blood of animals. So no, well
that's why they die if it freezes to death.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, they need they need some sunshine. Yeah, it's not
like they're and they fall right out of the trees
and they landed on the poor kids going to school.
It's like they're just sitting up there going uh oh.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
They fall out. It's like they're so as you would think.
They're just shattered like a glass, like humpty dump, like
a koala bears just sitting a bear snacking on eucalyptus
leave until he gets stoned to but Jesus and falls
out because he forgets to grip anymore. I mean, this
this thing fell out because he froze. It's rough, it's roughing.
(05:22):
It's rough being a cold blooded animal. But anyway, let's
get back on track here. More than half of all
Americans suffer from this one.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Anxiety, fear of You're right, it's a fear of something, uh.
For these are adults.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yes, two thousand US adults were surveyed, and fifty one
percent of the Americans surveyed have this I'll call anxiety.
What is the anxiety that they suffer from.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
It's much like an infant. It's a fear of falling.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Fifty percent of Americans admit to having something called pea anxiety.
They are very nervous that they're going to be stuck
in a situation that keeps them from using the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
A third of respondents say they've missed major sports moments
because they needed to go to the bathroom. Thirty five
percent they say they've missed important life moments because they
were in the bathroom, including their children's first steps, epic
concert finales, once in a lifetime photo ops, did you
miss something, Jonathan? Because you had to go.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
A picture of me with Jason Alden as a matter
of fact, And I'd already paid my pants because I
wasn't going to go to the bathroom. The big WEG
spot right there in front of my blue jeans.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I am I in that photo. I have to go
and look. I know what we took photos? I think
it was. I think that was during the Florida Georgia line.
Was the opening act that night for Jason Aldean. They
were and we hung out with Florida, George the line.
We had a good time with them. But the Jason
Alden thing. The only thing I remember about that meet
and greet was his uncle was there and he's from
(07:00):
South Carolina somewhere, and he was as red neck as
you want to be and uh, He's like, are you killing?
And you won't.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
That's a great title for an album, as country as
you want to be?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
What a great title.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
India, here's your chance win the four pack of tickets
to the boat show.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
You're ready to win? Sure? All right?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Or India? What do you think the word acumen mean?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I've just.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
My gosh, check out the brain on India.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Wow, you got a four packa tickets for the boat show.
Do you love to get on the water? Water? I
just like to get on any water in the summertime.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Bring it South Carolina.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I think that you can look at Oh there you go.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Ready, you do be able to check out some of
the hottest new water craft. February twenty first through the
twenty third of the South Carolina fair Grounds when the
Columbia Boat shows in town. You got a four pack
of passes?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
He's got so much. But again he was only a
child when they started talking about this like he was
like Lebron James of soccer. And unfortunately, Freddie's career never
really got going because, according to people who follow professional
football or soccer, the younger excuse me, the older American
(08:23):
players were very jealous of Freddie and they all kicked
him as hard as they could, and Freddie never was
able to get his career going because he was constantly
being injured. So he finally made it to Europe when
he was like twenty one, but he had already sustained
so many injuries. He never lived up to his potential.
But I think he played for some DC team and
(08:45):
they were coming to Charleston to play the Charleston Battery.
I want to say this is the two thousand and four,
maybe two thousand and five. I was still living in
Charleston when he came, and we got tickets to go
see the phenom Freddie Adiu. And at some point in
the second half, because I suffered through the first half,
(09:05):
I went during the halftime intermission to try to go
to the restroom. The lines were long. I was actually
at the urinal when I heard the crowd erupt and
I came back and I said, what happened? They said,
you missed Freddy Adou's first and it was his first
ever professional soccer match. Freddie Adou's first goal just happened.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I missed it.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
The greatest soccer player of all time. I was trying
to see that special moment. I missed it because I
was in the restroom. So maybe we'll find out what
you missed or what are you afraid of missing. Also,
we've got on the Morning Rust blog a story where people,
apparently it is a huge increase according to the Department
(09:51):
of Labor statistics of the people who are now taking
part time jobs in addition to their full time jobs.
You got to make ends meet, and you can't do
it at your regular job. So what is the best Now,
this is where the story is entitled best like side
hustle jobs, what pays the most?
Speaker 3 (10:10):
This is good so news you can use.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yes, the highest paying job is a consultant as a
marketing strategist. It's one hundred and fifty dollars an hour.
Website designer one hundred and thirty. Landing page design is
one hundred and twenty five. So I guess you don't
design the whole website video Creator one twenty, Social Media
(10:36):
Marketing one twenty. That's one of those ones where social
media marketing that still feels like we're in the wild
wild West with that totally, or that nobody can prove anything, like, oh,
I got these strategies and we're going to get you
in front of these people and we're going to do this,
that and the other thing, and have you thought of this?
And have you thought of that? And they're just throwing
(10:56):
out crap. Does it work? Oh? No, you have no
way of proving to me that that worked, because they say, well,
don't look at the clicks, that that has nothing to
do with it. It's like having a billboard company. Can
you prove that your billboard actually did anything? Not unless
somebody walks in here and says, I saw it on
your billboard.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Which is the billboard, said I should mention that I
saw it on the billboard. Yeah, do I get a
special discount? People don't do that to begin.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
With mention Jonathan and Kelly and pay full price, pay
the regular price. Well, anyway, there, we got a list
of all those jobs up there if you'd like to
check out some great side hustle jobs. And Jonathan We're
gonna reintroduce the phrase moral dilemma Monday because we haven't
(11:46):
used it in a while.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
We have a lot of moral dilemmas around here.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
We certainly do, and we have it thrown out moral dilemmas.
We just didn't call them moral dilemmas, right, We just
we asked for people have these questions.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Now the triumphant return. You're in a moral dilemma Monday.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
The seven Tennish will be the moral dilemma Monday breakdown.
Where we got a Morning Russia regular who is a
divorced man. He has been asked to be Let me
go back here. I'm being asked to be the best
man at my niece's wedding. So I'm already a little confused.
(12:23):
I'm guessing that the husband to be of the niece
is somehow enthralled with you as well. That's why you're
being asked to be the best man. However, he's considering
refusing the honor because and I'm just reading it in
from his email, because she they're gonna have me in
(12:43):
the lineup with my ex wife, like i'd have to
be walking with her and then at one point I
actually would have to introduce her.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
That is so good.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
So should you How do you play this, Jonathan? Do
you say I have to refuse it? Or do you
maybe even make a push to get that ex wife out?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
This is good?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
It's one or the other plastic.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You don't walk arm in arm down the aisle with
your ex wife that is classic.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Or do you say, look, you've got to be a
bigger man. It's like he even says in his email,
it's very amicable between us. I haven't spoken to her
though in years, nor do I want to. But could
you just be the bigger man and go all right?
If she's cool with it, I'm cool with it.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Maybe this is a wedding planned kind of thing too,
Maybe there's an easy solution to this. But let's stay
with the fact that this is going to put you
both in the same photo, because, like if you're walking
out armor, not every wedding director does that arm and
arm thing. I remember being at a wedding. It must
have been about a year ago, so you're it didn't
dawn on me what had happened here because I'm not
(13:46):
paying attention to the bridesmaids. I'm chit chatting with a
guy next to me, and I look up now and
there's all the groomsmen to my right. As I look
at the bride and the groom and all the bridesmaids
to the left, there's one dude right in the middle.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
There was a dude in the bridesmaids. Yes, is this
like a fox in the henhouse?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
No, he's he's a he's a he identifies as a woman.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Now is he wearing the same outfit? No, he was
wearing a tux, so he doesn't identify as a woman.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I started to ask him, I questioning your true identity
here because you're not fully committed to your new identity.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
But he was between the bridesmaids, right in the middle.
Is the dude in a tux? Now?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
When they walked out? Because now now I'm interested. Right now,
I'm like, now, I've never seen one of these. I
know these have gone on before. Is the person when
I've witnessed in person? Okay, Now do two dudes walk
out when if they join hands? You know, we were
one of the bridesmaids walked to him, and no, they
did it individually, so they all walked out without linking up.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Well, he also says in here and I don't. Maybe
I haven't been to enough weddings. Does the best man
introduce everybody at the party or something? Because he says,
and then I'm also going to have to introduce her.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Yeah, there are there are responts sometimes, so.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
He didn't want to have to say, and here's the
hell of the gal that I divorced fifteen years ago.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Several times and I've only had to do uh, introductions
in one of them.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Well that's the plan.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
And I think they just have me do introductions because
they know I could do introductions. I don't think they
do the responsibility to be the best man. Well, you'll
let Jonathan do what he's used to it to me,
get over it.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
You guys are divorced. It's not a problem here.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
I mean, just move on. This is not about you.
This is about the honored couple.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, and you're making it about you and you don't
have to. That's my take on it.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
But you've already considered all that.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Is that what you're saying, I'm I'm I'm assuming that
they know that's your ex wife. This is good, that's
why they that's that's how they know her. If it's
your niece, Oh, I'm guessing, and it would be now,
would it be her ex niece because she's divorced from
the fan almost I'm assuming that's your sister's daughter.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
But they love her enough to want her in the wedding.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
So you people have to be around each other as
it is. I'm saying, get over it. But perhaps you
don't want to get over it. Perhaps you want to
make them make a choice this is good. Or perhaps
you just bow out and say, look, I can't I
can't do that, I can't be in there with her.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Oh this is you know how much I love the
awkwardness of it.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Oh, we're slathering up on it.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
And this isn't like an awkward little little like platypus.
This is like awkward like octopus. This has got tentacles.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I like it coming at you from all directions.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
You got fuzzy. We got a fuzzy, the first ever
fuzzy octopus. That's how this is going to be good.
Embrace the awkwardness that wrap around you. Okay, hey, what's
going on in your neighborhood we should be talking about,
you know, how to let us know that getting ready
for a big Groundhog's Day, looking forward to getting out
of this cold weather over the weekend. It's going to
be warmer Monday, but little rainy, they say, should we.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Give them the rumor mill that we have here about
the potential new contest coming.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I know nothing about this contest other than the several
things I have read about it. But Caane Brown, that's
flipping huge, unbelievably huge high Road Tour.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Where's Caane Brown coming? Colonial Life Arena?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Whoo?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
So we got the high Road Tour, and I hope
that motorcycle is part of the stage presentation, like when
Jason Elding had that huge truck on the stage.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Oh yeah, that was cool.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
That was great. I think it was blowing fire and smoke.
Loved it.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Nonetheless, we're going to give you an opportunity. I don't
even know enough about it even to flesh it out
here and tell you how to win. I don't even
know if we posted yet.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Hopefully we'll have all the details on Monday for this.
But the High Road Tour, as you said, it's a
Thursday night concert April twenty fourth at the Colonial Life
Arena and tickets are I believe on sale right now. Yes,
you can get tickets as low as thirty nine fifty each,
(18:04):
which is a great deal to you get in to
see a concert. Now, if you want to sit on
the floor, you're looking at one hundred and forty bucks
and up. I don't know where our seats.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Are gonna be.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Minimum forty dollars, yeah, minimum forty could be as high
as one hundred and forty. I don't know exactly what
we're gonna be doing.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
We could have the sro next to the security. I
don't know they're gonna let you in and let us, say,
without a ticket. I don't know they're gonna commit a
seat to us.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Absolutely, you're going you're getting into something. Yeah, why my gosh,
I'm just looking at like these the stage, I guess,
all right, So they blocked off sections two twelve through
two eighteen, and also one oh eight through one eleven
because that's behind the stage. But that two nineteen and
one twelve and the two eleven and one oh seven
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they're pretty close to being behind the stage, Like they're
like kind of on that angle where you're gonna be
getting like kind of like.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I kind of I've had those seats before. I kind
of like those seats. But you know, I'm like the
behind the scenes stuff too, so you can see.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
All kinds of stuff, the guitars and whatnot.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Exactly what do you call that?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
The roadie with the guitar and he's the guitar tech something, Yeah,
the guitar at text. All right, anyway, listen, we're gonna happen,
and you might want to just go to the web
page right now because once the dog gets finalized, that's
when you go to print.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Oh, it might be on the contest page by the
time you're hearing this PODCASULD.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
So go to the contest page and read all about
its dot com.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
That's what we're gonna do. On Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
We'll worried about it and then we'll just report on
it five nine.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
In the morning on Monday.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
We'll be reading about it and we'll tell you what
we learned, which is and you'll go, duh, I just
learned that. Yeah, that's the beauty of the morning.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Rush.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
We don't teach you jack crap. We're just here to
help you pay get paid off.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
It is news to us.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Okay, we already did Okay, that's right, we did do
the word of the day.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yes, all right, so, oh now, what's going on your neighborhood?
Reach out to us on social media. You can also
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Speaker 2 (20:07):
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Speaker 1 (20:10):
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Hey, Kelly Nash, good morning, It's Tomorrow Show today. We're
talking about Monday. This will be the last week of January,
won't it?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Pretty sure? Yeah, we're already at the twenty fourth, so yeah, yeah,
we're wrapping it up. We're almost in the month.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Of Love, almost in the month that. Let's hear it
from the damn groundhog. I told you, I've already emailed
General Lee Regard Lee. Yeah, Paksatani doesn't have an email address.
How does that happen? I don't know, but but yeah,
we deep inside his stump layer. He's uh, he's I know,
he's got a computer in there. He's got at least
have a laptop, probably gonna. He's probably scrolling social media.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
We mentioned it every year. General Beauregard Lee from Georgia
is far more accurate with his predictions than the more
famed Punksatani. Phil. Now, what's the guy's name again? I
forgot from Long Island. They got a groundhog up there,
and I remember they accidentally killed.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
The one.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You talk about, the one yeah Long Yeah, the governor
dropped him right, amo Ama dropped him, Omo dropped him
on his head.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Fuck, that's hysterical.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
You got it wrong last year, you were wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Okay, So all right, so Monday morning some of the
things we can talk about, and I know we've got
an opportunity for you to win a brand new prize
for what you talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, it's great. Jason Alden we've mentioned is going to
be coming to Daniel Island and this is going to
be a Saturday night, September twenty seventh show. If you'd
like to be at the Credit One Stadium. Tickets go
on sale as we record this now. It'll be in
fifteen minutes at ten a m to the general public,
so by the time you're hearing it, they're probably already
(01:42):
on sale. But you can win a pair of tickets
and the what You talk About contest at six thirty
Monday morning. And I'm going to get a pronunciation just
to make sure on this one, but I believe it's
pronounced fark tate, fark tate.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Park Tate.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
This is this is a it's it's it's it's like
an application for makeup, but there's a larger definition for it.
It's the adornment of women.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
That's another solid guess that's not in the realm, but
it's it's it sounded believable. Farc tate. They use it
often to describe how you feel on Thanksgiving. You're stuffed,
you're full, You're solid, you cannot move another inch. I'm farctating. Wow, yeah,
farc tate word of the day. What you're talking about.
(02:32):
I nearly went into a farc taate sleeping position the
other day.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Vida. I ate so much of that potato soup Sali made.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh you're a farc tate connoisseur.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, man, I'm telling you. I was afraid to lay down.
My belly was so full. I thought I needed to
keep my body upright.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Oh you know. It's this, for whatever reason, just triggers
in my memory. Something YouTube knows that I like some
very bizarre videos on YouTube, and one of the ones
that I've been kind of trending with, and they keep
suggesting more and I keep taking the bait is Komodo
dragons killing things. Oh okay, And so what I've learned
(03:13):
is that the Komodo dragon, at least in the videos
I've watched, likes to eat their food whole.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
They don't want to break it off into little pieces.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I don't want to chew it so like their taste buds.
They just want to get in my belly. They're killing
like deer and things like that. And then to watch
the Komodo dragon, now I fast forward through it.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I don't watch it, you know, but they'll spend forty
five minutes trying to get this thing in its belt.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
It takes a while to choke it down.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, it's like, goodness great. So I had to look
it up. How often does a Komodo dragon eat?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Good question?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
They say, on average, it's about once every four to
eight months. Wow. So they just kind of and they're
like if they're if they're not hungry, they're not eating anything.
You could go if you're a little bunny rabbit, you
could sit on their head. And they're not. They're not budget.
But when they're hungry, look out and they're fast.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, they're fast and hungry and seemingly they're not affected
by anything. Like I saw a picture of the other day.
I want to be in Florida. He was He looked
like he was frozen to this tree. This is a
that's ah. Those are the what do you want to
call it iguanas or whatever? Yeah, this is the Komodo dragons.
(04:35):
That weigh like two three hundred pounds. Just iguana, look
like he was just like what up. It's like, I'm
sure they're not warm blood of animals. So no, well
that's why they die if it freezes to death.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, they need they need some sunshine. Yeah, it's not
like they're and they fall right out of the trees
and they landed on the poor kids going to school.
It's like they're just sitting up there going uh oh.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
They fall out. It's like they're so as you would think.
They're just shattered like a glass, like humpty dump, like
a koala bears just sitting a bear snacking on eucalyptus
leave until he gets stoned to but Jesus and falls
out because he forgets to grip anymore. I mean, this
this thing fell out because he froze. It's rough, it's roughing.
(05:22):
It's rough being a cold blooded animal. But anyway, let's
get back on track here. More than half of all
Americans suffer from this one.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Anxiety, fear of You're right, it's a fear of something, uh.
For these are adults.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yes, two thousand US adults were surveyed, and fifty one
percent of the Americans surveyed have this I'll call anxiety.
What is the anxiety that they suffer from.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
It's much like an infant. It's a fear of falling.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Fifty percent of Americans admit to having something called pea anxiety.
They are very nervous that they're going to be stuck
in a situation that keeps them from using the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
A third of respondents say they've missed major sports moments
because they needed to go to the bathroom. Thirty five
percent they say they've missed important life moments because they
were in the bathroom, including their children's first steps, epic
concert finales, once in a lifetime photo ops, did you
miss something, Jonathan? Because you had to go.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
A picture of me with Jason Alden as a matter
of fact, And I'd already paid my pants because I
wasn't going to go to the bathroom. The big WEG
spot right there in front of my blue jeans.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I am I in that photo. I have to go
and look. I know what we took photos? I think
it was. I think that was during the Florida Georgia line.
Was the opening act that night for Jason Aldean. They
were and we hung out with Florida, George the line.
We had a good time with them. But the Jason
Alden thing. The only thing I remember about that meet
and greet was his uncle was there and he's from
(07:00):
South Carolina somewhere, and he was as red neck as
you want to be and uh, He's like, are you killing?
And you won't.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
That's a great title for an album, as country as
you want to be?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
What a great title.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
India, here's your chance win the four pack of tickets
to the boat show.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
You're ready to win? Sure? All right?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Or India? What do you think the word acumen mean?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I've just.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
My gosh, check out the brain on India.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Wow, you got a four packa tickets for the boat show.
Do you love to get on the water? Water? I
just like to get on any water in the summertime.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Bring it South Carolina.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I think that you can look at Oh there you go.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Ready, you do be able to check out some of
the hottest new water craft. February twenty first through the
twenty third of the South Carolina fair Grounds when the
Columbia Boat shows in town. You got a four pack
of passes?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
He's got so much. But again he was only a
child when they started talking about this like he was
like Lebron James of soccer. And unfortunately, Freddie's career never
really got going because, according to people who follow professional
football or soccer, the younger excuse me, the older American
(08:23):
players were very jealous of Freddie and they all kicked
him as hard as they could, and Freddie never was
able to get his career going because he was constantly
being injured. So he finally made it to Europe when
he was like twenty one, but he had already sustained
so many injuries. He never lived up to his potential.
But I think he played for some DC team and
(08:45):
they were coming to Charleston to play the Charleston Battery.
I want to say this is the two thousand and four,
maybe two thousand and five. I was still living in
Charleston when he came, and we got tickets to go
see the phenom Freddie Adiu. And at some point in
the second half, because I suffered through the first half,
(09:05):
I went during the halftime intermission to try to go
to the restroom. The lines were long. I was actually
at the urinal when I heard the crowd erupt and
I came back and I said, what happened? They said,
you missed Freddy Adou's first and it was his first
ever professional soccer match. Freddie Adou's first goal just happened.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I missed it.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
The greatest soccer player of all time. I was trying
to see that special moment. I missed it because I
was in the restroom. So maybe we'll find out what
you missed or what are you afraid of missing. Also,
we've got on the Morning Rust blog a story where people,
apparently it is a huge increase according to the Department
(09:51):
of Labor statistics of the people who are now taking
part time jobs in addition to their full time jobs.
You got to make ends meet, and you can't do
it at your regular job. So what is the best Now,
this is where the story is entitled best like side
hustle jobs, what pays the most?
Speaker 3 (10:10):
This is good so news you can use.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yes, the highest paying job is a consultant as a
marketing strategist. It's one hundred and fifty dollars an hour.
Website designer one hundred and thirty. Landing page design is
one hundred and twenty five. So I guess you don't
design the whole website video Creator one twenty, Social Media
(10:36):
Marketing one twenty. That's one of those ones where social
media marketing that still feels like we're in the wild
wild West with that totally, or that nobody can prove anything, like, oh,
I got these strategies and we're going to get you
in front of these people and we're going to do this,
that and the other thing, and have you thought of this?
And have you thought of that? And they're just throwing
(10:56):
out crap. Does it work? Oh? No, you have no
way of proving to me that that worked, because they say, well,
don't look at the clicks, that that has nothing to
do with it. It's like having a billboard company. Can
you prove that your billboard actually did anything? Not unless
somebody walks in here and says, I saw it on
your billboard.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Which is the billboard, said I should mention that I
saw it on the billboard. Yeah, do I get a
special discount? People don't do that to begin.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
With mention Jonathan and Kelly and pay full price, pay
the regular price. Well, anyway, there, we got a list
of all those jobs up there if you'd like to
check out some great side hustle jobs. And Jonathan We're
gonna reintroduce the phrase moral dilemma Monday because we haven't
(11:46):
used it in a while.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
We have a lot of moral dilemmas around here.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
We certainly do, and we have it thrown out moral dilemmas.
We just didn't call them moral dilemmas, right, We just
we asked for people have these questions.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Now the triumphant return. You're in a moral dilemma Monday.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
The seven Tennish will be the moral dilemma Monday breakdown.
Where we got a Morning Russia regular who is a
divorced man. He has been asked to be Let me
go back here. I'm being asked to be the best
man at my niece's wedding. So I'm already a little confused.
(12:23):
I'm guessing that the husband to be of the niece
is somehow enthralled with you as well. That's why you're
being asked to be the best man. However, he's considering
refusing the honor because and I'm just reading it in
from his email, because she they're gonna have me in
(12:43):
the lineup with my ex wife, like i'd have to
be walking with her and then at one point I
actually would have to introduce her.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
That is so good.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
So should you How do you play this, Jonathan? Do
you say I have to refuse it? Or do you
maybe even make a push to get that ex wife out?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
This is good?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
It's one or the other plastic.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You don't walk arm in arm down the aisle with
your ex wife that is classic.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Or do you say, look, you've got to be a
bigger man. It's like he even says in his email,
it's very amicable between us. I haven't spoken to her
though in years, nor do I want to. But could
you just be the bigger man and go all right?
If she's cool with it, I'm cool with it.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Maybe this is a wedding planned kind of thing too,
Maybe there's an easy solution to this. But let's stay
with the fact that this is going to put you
both in the same photo, because, like if you're walking
out armor, not every wedding director does that arm and
arm thing. I remember being at a wedding. It must
have been about a year ago, so you're it didn't
dawn on me what had happened here because I'm not
(13:46):
paying attention to the bridesmaids. I'm chit chatting with a
guy next to me, and I look up now and
there's all the groomsmen to my right. As I look
at the bride and the groom and all the bridesmaids
to the left, there's one dude right in the middle.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
There was a dude in the bridesmaids. Yes, is this
like a fox in the henhouse?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
No, he's he's a he's a he identifies as a woman.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Now is he wearing the same outfit? No, he was
wearing a tux, so he doesn't identify as a woman.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I started to ask him, I questioning your true identity
here because you're not fully committed to your new identity.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
But he was between the bridesmaids, right in the middle.
Is the dude in a tux? Now?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
When they walked out? Because now now I'm interested. Right now,
I'm like, now, I've never seen one of these. I
know these have gone on before. Is the person when
I've witnessed in person? Okay, Now do two dudes walk
out when if they join hands? You know, we were
one of the bridesmaids walked to him, and no, they
did it individually, so they all walked out without linking up.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Well, he also says in here and I don't. Maybe
I haven't been to enough weddings. Does the best man
introduce everybody at the party or something? Because he says,
and then I'm also going to have to introduce her.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Yeah, there are there are responts sometimes, so.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
He didn't want to have to say, and here's the
hell of the gal that I divorced fifteen years ago.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Several times and I've only had to do uh, introductions
in one of them.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Well that's the plan.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
And I think they just have me do introductions because
they know I could do introductions. I don't think they
do the responsibility to be the best man. Well, you'll
let Jonathan do what he's used to it to me,
get over it.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
You guys are divorced. It's not a problem here.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
I mean, just move on. This is not about you.
This is about the honored couple.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, and you're making it about you and you don't
have to. That's my take on it.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
But you've already considered all that.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Is that what you're saying, I'm I'm I'm assuming that
they know that's your ex wife. This is good, that's
why they that's that's how they know her. If it's
your niece, Oh, I'm guessing, and it would be now,
would it be her ex niece because she's divorced from
the fan almost I'm assuming that's your sister's daughter.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
But they love her enough to want her in the wedding.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
So you people have to be around each other as
it is. I'm saying, get over it. But perhaps you
don't want to get over it. Perhaps you want to
make them make a choice this is good. Or perhaps
you just bow out and say, look, I can't I
can't do that, I can't be in there with her.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Oh this is you know how much I love the
awkwardness of it.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Oh, we're slathering up on it.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
And this isn't like an awkward little little like platypus.
This is like awkward like octopus. This has got tentacles.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I like it coming at you from all directions.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
You got fuzzy. We got a fuzzy, the first ever
fuzzy octopus. That's how this is going to be good.
Embrace the awkwardness that wrap around you. Okay, hey, what's
going on in your neighborhood we should be talking about,
you know, how to let us know that getting ready
for a big Groundhog's Day, looking forward to getting out
of this cold weather over the weekend. It's going to
be warmer Monday, but little rainy, they say, should we.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Give them the rumor mill that we have here about
the potential new contest coming.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I know nothing about this contest other than the several
things I have read about it. But Caane Brown, that's
flipping huge, unbelievably huge high Road Tour.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Where's Caane Brown coming? Colonial Life Arena?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Whoo?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
So we got the high Road Tour, and I hope
that motorcycle is part of the stage presentation, like when
Jason Elding had that huge truck on the stage.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Oh yeah, that was cool.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
That was great. I think it was blowing fire and smoke.
Loved it.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Nonetheless, we're going to give you an opportunity. I don't
even know enough about it even to flesh it out
here and tell you how to win. I don't even
know if we posted yet.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Hopefully we'll have all the details on Monday for this.
But the High Road Tour, as you said, it's a
Thursday night concert April twenty fourth at the Colonial Life
Arena and tickets are I believe on sale right now. Yes,
you can get tickets as low as thirty nine fifty each,
(18:04):
which is a great deal to you get in to
see a concert. Now, if you want to sit on
the floor, you're looking at one hundred and forty bucks
and up. I don't know where our seats.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Are gonna be.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Minimum forty dollars, yeah, minimum forty could be as high
as one hundred and forty. I don't know exactly what
we're gonna be doing.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
We could have the sro next to the security. I
don't know they're gonna let you in and let us, say,
without a ticket. I don't know they're gonna commit a
seat to us.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Absolutely, you're going you're getting into something. Yeah, why my gosh,
I'm just looking at like these the stage, I guess,
all right, So they blocked off sections two twelve through
two eighteen, and also one oh eight through one eleven
because that's behind the stage. But that two nineteen and
one twelve and the two eleven and one oh seven
(18:54):
they're pretty close to being behind the stage, Like they're
like kind of on that angle where you're gonna be
getting like kind of like.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I kind of I've had those seats before. I kind
of like those seats. But you know, I'm like the
behind the scenes stuff too, so you can see.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
All kinds of stuff, the guitars and whatnot.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Exactly what do you call that?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
The roadie with the guitar and he's the guitar tech something, Yeah,
the guitar at text. All right, anyway, listen, we're gonna happen,
and you might want to just go to the web
page right now because once the dog gets finalized, that's
when you go to print.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Oh, it might be on the contest page by the
time you're hearing this PODCASULD.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
So go to the contest page and read all about
its dot com.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
That's what we're gonna do. On Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
We'll worried about it and then we'll just report on
it five nine.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
In the morning on Monday.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
We'll be reading about it and we'll tell you what
we learned, which is and you'll go, duh, I just
learned that. Yeah, that's the beauty of the morning.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Rush.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
We don't teach you jack crap. We're just here to
help you pay get paid off.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
It is news to us.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Okay, we already did Okay, that's right, we did do
the word of the day.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yes, all right, so, oh now, what's going on your neighborhood?
Reach out to us on social media. You can also
reach out to us by email. I'm Russia ninety seven five,
compus dot.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Com Nation at ninety seven five w sous dot com.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
And remember the number to start talking to, start yak
and start winning is at three nine seven eight nine
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