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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Killy Nash. Hello, it's tomorrow show Today Tomorrow. We
got more Brooks and Done tickets to give away.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You just need to know what the word forward means.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Forward, that's disobedient, because the Bible speaks of forreward.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It is disobedient, but it's actually an attitude. Your attitude
is disobedient. You're disposed to being disobedient or opposition. That's
why they say right now that the Democrat Party is
froward because they are opposite. They are opposing all things
that the Republicans do. So this forward habitually disposed to
(00:39):
disobedience and opposition. Know that word, and you got yourself
a pair of tickets to see Brooks and Done on
the Neon Moon Tour and Charlotte with David Lee Murphy Murphy.
That's Friday, March twenty eighth. No bonus prizes tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
The contest is called what you talk about? Now?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
You know what we talk about? That way, it's easy
to win, and we like to make it easy peasy.
Here's an easy pasy thing. You work for a company
that loves you. And so one of the perks that
this individual has, apparently is that when he buys a
ticket on an airline, and I don't know, maybe he
(01:17):
works for the air on I'm not really sure exactly
what's going on here. They bump him automatically for free
to first class.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh that's nice, buy one great perk.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Now he cannot share that. In other words, if you're
going with your mom and dad, mom and dad don't
get the first class bump up, just you, so it's
only for you. So he says. Here, I've been dating
a girl about seven months, and we're about to take
our first trip together. It's supposed to be flying down
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to South Florida, and I don't know what to do.
How do I handle this? Do I refuse the perk?
Do I somehow try to get her to switch with
me so she gets the first class thing even though
it's my perk?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Uh? Huh?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
What is the or Do I just explain to her
this is one of those perks that my company has.
How do you handle it? Jonathan?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
This is so good because you don't want to give
up first class.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's first class.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
This is a Seinfeld episode, wasn't it. I'm pretty sure
it was.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Okay, I can't remember how the episode ends, But you're
going to give up first class. I know it was
a Seinfeld episode because elame oneed it. Jerry had it.
This is good. We're caught in a Seinfeld episode tomorrow.
How do you handle it? That's good?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Do you have advice? David comes to you. He's dating
Mary Kate. They're about to take their first trip together.
Only one gets the first class seat. Now he's earned
it because it's his perk. Right, do you surrender the
perk to her? Do you surrender the perk altogether? Or
do you just go ahead and explain it's my perk.
(02:57):
I think if you say it's my perk, the relationship
is effectively over. I think that's where it ends right there.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, and I would have to contemplate this one.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I would probably forego the perk altogether. I wouldn't even
tell her about it. I would just say we both
got our tickets, we're both sitting back here in economy
and life is nice.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Sally's answer is just upgrade my ticket and then we
sit together in first class.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
That's not an option.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I mean even if I upgraded it, if I went
and paid for it, you wouldn't be sitting with me.
You'd be sitting somewhere else in first class.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh I like it? Okay, all right, what do you
come down on that morning? Russia regulars? I can't even
you can't even upgrade it.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
You can't. You both are going to be sitting back
and coach.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
That's I think the right movie. I don't even bring
it up to her. I just tell my company I
don't want the first class upgrade on this one. I'm
gonna be sitting back and coach. And I never even
tell her that I did that. That's that's one of
those little surprises that she finds out later and she goes,
oh my gosh, you you forego first class to sit
(04:19):
with me and you never even mentioned it.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
You're not going to take credit for it. I'll take
you credit for it.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
No, if you tell her about it, then you don't
get the credit. It's like you when you pray. You
don't pray in front of the people, pray silently. You
do your good deeds in the dark, and then later
on if it's revealed, that's great, but that's not your intention.
Fifty seven percent of Americans Jonathan admit. Now, so it's
probably higher than that, but fifty seven admit on a
(04:45):
survey that they lie to their dentists. Now, of that
group that lie, they're lying to their dentist, quote to
try to impress them. Sixty percent of the people lying
say they do it to impress their dentist. However, inside
that group, yeah, forty eight percent of them believe that
(05:08):
their dentist actually knows the truth.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Well, of course he does. You're opening your mouth. You're
not going to hide anything from your dentist. If you
don't floss, he can see it immediately. Well, at least
the person who cleans your teeth see it. So a
lot in my dentist office, you don't come in until
after they do the cleaning.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Maybe that's why you think you get away with a lie.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
The top lie, top lie to the dentist is that
I spend two minutes minimum brushing my teeth. That's the
number one lie. Okay, number two lie is I floss
every day. Now, if you don't have any cavities, that's right.
If you don't have any cavities, then how are they
going to know the difference? And what difference does it make?
(05:48):
Do I really care? And I actually like my dentist.
I play golf with doctor Gregory whyke. He's a wonderful man.
But do I really care if he's gonna is he
gonna look down his nose at me and say, oh,
you didn't floss, you non floss. Actually he'll probably be
thankful because he's win more money for him.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
That's right, you sprid. What are you doing flossing? You're
trying to take money out of my pocket? Exactly. I
really like.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
My dentist, uh Dr Berger. I drive all the way
to Elgin to see doctor Crockett. Excuse me, her dad
was doctor Burger. So but I look, I'm the most
open and honest patient, doctors, dentist whatever. I walk in
there and tell him I got the dirtiest mouth in town. Hey, now,
(06:33):
so blasting cat. I tell the girl who does the cleaning,
blasting caps, you know, jackhammers, whatever you need.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I've got a high tolerance for pain, like Sally.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Because they complained about Sally. Sally's so sensitive. I know,
I got it. Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I may even fall asleep while you're chiseling away in there,
whatever it is you got to do.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Wow, Dennis comes in, How you doing doing great? Abusing
my mouth, not brushing sugar and other bad thingsly complained
the other, I know you're sneaking in here at night
and him making a peanut but and jelly sandwich. You
really need to brush your teeth where you go to bed.
You're going to get another cavity. I had a cavity
like six months ago, first cavity I've had in forever.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I was going to say, I don't remember the last
cavity I had.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I think it was actually a feeling that had gone
bad when I was a kid back in the day
when they plugged your teeth or whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
It was silver things. I don't know what it was,
but I remember my cavities were silver and then they
replaced it to some sort of white thing.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
According to this individual on the internet. So we have
all the credibility of the internet going for us here.
I think she's considered a professional dating coach. Her name
is Blaine Anderson. She has seven hundred thousand followers on Instagram,
and yesterday she offered three three guaranteed successful pickup lines. Ooh,
(08:04):
now they work if the girl has any interest in you.
If she doesn't find you attractive, then you have no
chance whatsoever. Anyway, it doesn't matter what you say.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I could use these three if she has any interest
in me. Didn't have to be at a bar. She
don't need to be two drinks into it. Yes, it
could be anywhere.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I couldn't help. But notice you have a stunning smile,
and I couldn't leave without coming over.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
To introduce myself.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
That one works, She says. Women love to hear compliments
about their smile. Is the number one thing you can
compliment them on. You have a stunning smile.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I learned that early in life. I walked up to
the girl, I said, I could see your smile all
the way from the other side of the bar.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
If you see a girl at a bar, she says,
lots of people are in bars, specifically to meet people.
It's far cheaper to drink at home with your friends
than it is to go to a bar. Totally, so
she's looking to be approached. She wouldn't be in the
bar if she didn't want to be approached. Here's one
that she says work. You're way too cute to be
waiting alone. Could I buy you a drink?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Oh? That's good.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And then finally pick a celebrity that the person looks somewhat.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Like uh huh.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
So for this one mine, she's using Hailey Bieber, justin
Bieber's wife. You look so familiar. Has anyone told you
you look like Hailey Bieber? She's my celebrity crush. So
I just wanted to come over and say.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Low, qualify it with why that's important. Yeah, she's my
celebrity crush. Yes, that's Haleyber.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
So those apparently three good three guaranteed to work pick
up lines? Has anybody got any other ones can do?
What lines? Have you used or heard that worked?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
That's good? Okay, you can share that. Hey, we don't
have to go to a online dating what.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
She's a dating coach, I gues coach. Her name is
Blaine b l A I n e. Blaine Anderson. If
you want to find her on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Okay, we don't need her. We get the Morning Russia regulars.
Give these young people. Give this these young men in particular,
give him a heads up and leg up and a foothold.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
You know, it was funny.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I was watching his video on YouTube. I guess it
was maybe a couple of days ago. It was a
nineteen seventy one news piece and it was shot in London,
and the female was a very attractive female. And I
wasn't an adult or even close to adulthood in nineteen
seventy one, but I guess from the way she was
(10:30):
acting it was very common, at least in London for
men to pinch girls that they found attractive on their
bottoms as they were just walking down the street, like, hey, cutie,
get one on the bottom. So they had her go
out and do it to men. So these guys are
(10:52):
walking down the streets with their like, you know, two
or three guys carrying their briefcases, with their trench coats
and top hats or whatever, and she just walks up
and grabs him on the butt. And then and then
they'd go whoa. They'd look back, and then she'd say, well, hello, sir.
I was just wondering how you felt about the you know,
the equalling of the sexes. Now that the women are
(11:12):
that's good. So perhaps, I mean, again, that was fifty
plus years ago that they were trying so and I
know from what I've heard that their women now are
far more aggressive than they used to be. So maybe, ladies,
are you using pickup lines at the bar? Have you
or at wherever are grabbing butts, grabbing butts. I don't
(11:32):
think that's a great approach for either sex. I think
that that's kind of pretty much be considered a purv move.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
It's only happened to me once. And this woman would
have remembered in nineteen seventy one because she was way
older than me. She came up and grabbed my butt.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Does she say something or just wink out?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
And Joe, she has started talking just like you know
that was instead of shaking hands, she comes up and
grabs your butt.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
And then like how did that conversation? Like you turn
around like whoa And then she said, so anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Well, Sally happened to walk up shortly there.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Oh you were already married.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Oh yeah, yeah, I was back in Columbia. Oh.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I was thinking this was like when you were in
high school or something or NBA.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, this was it
was it.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I didn't make it awkward. I just said, oh, wants
you to meet my wife, This is Sally. And she
just continued to talk to Sally. No big deal.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
So she does it every day, like wow, she spreads.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
But maybe that was something from the seventies you're saying
this coming back because women are getting more aggressive.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Well, I just know that women are now asking guys out, well,
you know, and from what I'm told, actually are more
likely to try to initiate a relationship I called a relationship. Uh,
that's maybe even an overstatement an interaction. How's that they're
trying to initiate interactions, a specific interaction at a higher
(12:53):
frequency than the men are.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Okay, all right, this is good, All right now, Hey,
tomorrow will be once they getting over the hump trying
to get into the weekend. Got a big weekend come
in five point saint past day. By the way, you
can still sign up to win tickets. Joe to do
that today though, because Mallory will be shutting it down
here pretty soon. You got to be to get your
tickets in hand before the big party begins on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Can signed up for that? Kelly counted them up.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
We had what twenty it was like twenty five different
contests are happening right now, including one from Stellar Rosa
where you can win one hundred thousand dollars worth of groceries.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
With three dozen eggs.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Well, and we just today the breaking news the price
of eggs has dropped eleven percent in the last week,
so now they're actually cheaper today than they were the
day that Joe Biden left office.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Let's see, it takes if I remember correctly, now somebody's
going to email me and correct me. It takes a
lay in hand about six weeks to get old enough
to start laying. And we had the ugly bird flu
where we're literally we're losing the entire chicken house full
of laying chickens. And by the way, if some I
ask you this question, there's a difference between a chicken
(14:03):
that you would eat because there's like I don't know,
I'm gonna guess forty different breeds of chickens. The reason
why there's chickens available to eat in the grocery store.
If you're going to buy a roaster or maybe even
already bought it off the rot tisserie, there's a different
breed of chicken. Typically, there are some chickens that you
can raise in your backyard. You can eat those as
(14:24):
well as get eggs out of them. But typically the
ones that they have on the farm to lay eggs,
those are not really birds you would typically process to
be able to put on the rod Tisseri.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
That's a different breed.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
The ones that lay a lot of eggs don't have
a whole lot of meat on them, not as much meat,
because they use all that they spend all that energy
in protein laying eggs.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
We've got a lot. We still got a lot of
a long way to go, i should say, to catch
up to where we were just in November. Now, November
seems to have been like a record low for egg prices.
At that time, it was about two dollars and twenty
five cents for a dozen eggs. In November of twenty
twenty four, when Joe Biden left office, the price was
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about six point fifty for a dozen eggs. When we
started March, it was eight dollars and twenty five cents
national average for a dozen eggs. Today it's six dollars
and eight cents for a dozen eggs. So again, it's
great that it's it's come down from eight dollars and
twenty five cents a week or two weeks ago six
(15:36):
dollars and eight cents today. That's fantastic, But if you're
trying to get back to November or even just normal prices,
normal prices are going to be about two dollars lower
than this.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, thankful, Y in South Carolina, we never hit those
prices that would have hurt.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Hey, what's going on.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
In your neighborhood. We should be talking about how many?
How many actually got? How many chickens you got laying
eggs in your backyard? A lot of people did go
buy some.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Do you feel foolish now that you went and bought
a chicken and you're trying to like you live in
some sober What are you doing with a chicken? You
don't know what you're doing. Did you get the wrong chicken?
How many eggs you think you're gonna get out of
that one chicken? You're gonna feed your family of four
with that?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Yeah? Because you figure?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I think, if I remember correctly, because I never worked
on a chicken farm. I built some houses and built
some cages and stuff, and I've been to a couple
of them, and I worked part time, but I never
really worked worked on the chicken farm. I think that
an average chicken, even the most productive chickens, lay about
five eggs a week. They don't hit quite one a day,
if I remember now, I don't know. Maybe Clemson University
(16:39):
has already put something in the chicken feed. We got
it up to two eggs a day.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I just aied it and it says an average healthy
hen will lay four to six eggs per week. So
you're right in the middle at five.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
So anyway, yeah, if you bought and if you bought
the wrong breed of chicken, or maybe you bought several
different breeds. Oh that makes it fun in the backyard.
Did you get that Rhode Island attitude chicken?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
That thing he ain't putting up but nothing. He will
kill your he'll kill your dog, all right? Eight oh
three nine seven, eight nine you sixty seven is the
number us tomorrow morning at six thirty or we start talking,
you start talking on the morning rush.
Hello, Killy Nash. Hello, it's tomorrow show Today Tomorrow. We
got more Brooks and Done tickets to give away.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You just need to know what the word forward means.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Forward, that's disobedient, because the Bible speaks of forreward.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It is disobedient, but it's actually an attitude. Your attitude
is disobedient. You're disposed to being disobedient or opposition. That's
why they say right now that the Democrat Party is
froward because they are opposite. They are opposing all things
that the Republicans do. So this forward habitually disposed to
(00:39):
disobedience and opposition. Know that word, and you got yourself
a pair of tickets to see Brooks and Done on
the Neon Moon Tour and Charlotte with David Lee Murphy Murphy.
That's Friday, March twenty eighth. No bonus prizes tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
The contest is called what you talk about? Now?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
You know what we talk about? That way, it's easy
to win, and we like to make it easy peasy.
Here's an easy pasy thing. You work for a company
that loves you. And so one of the perks that
this individual has, apparently is that when he buys a
ticket on an airline, and I don't know, maybe he
(01:17):
works for the air on I'm not really sure exactly
what's going on here. They bump him automatically for free
to first class.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh that's nice, buy one great perk.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Now he cannot share that. In other words, if you're
going with your mom and dad, mom and dad don't
get the first class bump up, just you, so it's
only for you. So he says. Here, I've been dating
a girl about seven months, and we're about to take
our first trip together. It's supposed to be flying down
(01:48):
to South Florida, and I don't know what to do.
How do I handle this? Do I refuse the perk?
Do I somehow try to get her to switch with
me so she gets the first class thing even though
it's my perk?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Uh? Huh?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
What is the or Do I just explain to her
this is one of those perks that my company has.
How do you handle it? Jonathan?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
This is so good because you don't want to give
up first class.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's first class.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
This is a Seinfeld episode, wasn't it. I'm pretty sure
it was.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Okay, I can't remember how the episode ends, But you're
going to give up first class. I know it was
a Seinfeld episode because elame oneed it. Jerry had it.
This is good. We're caught in a Seinfeld episode tomorrow.
How do you handle it? That's good?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Do you have advice? David comes to you. He's dating
Mary Kate. They're about to take their first trip together.
Only one gets the first class seat. Now he's earned
it because it's his perk. Right, do you surrender the
perk to her? Do you surrender the perk altogether? Or
do you just go ahead and explain it's my perk.
(02:57):
I think if you say it's my perk, the relationship
is effectively over. I think that's where it ends right there.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, and I would have to contemplate this one.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I would probably forego the perk altogether. I wouldn't even
tell her about it. I would just say we both
got our tickets, we're both sitting back here in economy
and life is nice.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Sally's answer is just upgrade my ticket and then we
sit together in first class.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
That's not an option.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I mean even if I upgraded it, if I went
and paid for it, you wouldn't be sitting with me.
You'd be sitting somewhere else in first class.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh I like it? Okay, all right, what do you
come down on that morning? Russia regulars? I can't even
you can't even upgrade it.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
You can't. You both are going to be sitting back
and coach.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
That's I think the right movie. I don't even bring
it up to her. I just tell my company I
don't want the first class upgrade on this one. I'm
gonna be sitting back and coach. And I never even
tell her that I did that. That's that's one of
those little surprises that she finds out later and she goes,
oh my gosh, you you forego first class to sit
(04:19):
with me and you never even mentioned it.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
You're not going to take credit for it. I'll take
you credit for it.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
No, if you tell her about it, then you don't
get the credit. It's like you when you pray. You
don't pray in front of the people, pray silently. You
do your good deeds in the dark, and then later
on if it's revealed, that's great, but that's not your intention.
Fifty seven percent of Americans Jonathan admit. Now, so it's
probably higher than that, but fifty seven admit on a
(04:45):
survey that they lie to their dentists. Now, of that
group that lie, they're lying to their dentist, quote to
try to impress them. Sixty percent of the people lying
say they do it to impress their dentist. However, inside
that group, yeah, forty eight percent of them believe that
(05:08):
their dentist actually knows the truth.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Well, of course he does. You're opening your mouth. You're
not going to hide anything from your dentist. If you
don't floss, he can see it immediately. Well, at least
the person who cleans your teeth see it. So a
lot in my dentist office, you don't come in until
after they do the cleaning.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Maybe that's why you think you get away with a lie.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
The top lie, top lie to the dentist is that
I spend two minutes minimum brushing my teeth. That's the
number one lie. Okay, number two lie is I floss
every day. Now, if you don't have any cavities, that's right.
If you don't have any cavities, then how are they
going to know the difference? And what difference does it make?
(05:48):
Do I really care? And I actually like my dentist.
I play golf with doctor Gregory whyke. He's a wonderful man.
But do I really care if he's gonna is he
gonna look down his nose at me and say, oh,
you didn't floss, you non floss. Actually he'll probably be
thankful because he's win more money for him.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
That's right, you sprid. What are you doing flossing? You're
trying to take money out of my pocket? Exactly. I
really like.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
My dentist, uh Dr Berger. I drive all the way
to Elgin to see doctor Crockett. Excuse me, her dad
was doctor Burger. So but I look, I'm the most
open and honest patient, doctors, dentist whatever. I walk in
there and tell him I got the dirtiest mouth in town. Hey, now,
(06:33):
so blasting cat. I tell the girl who does the cleaning,
blasting caps, you know, jackhammers, whatever you need.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I've got a high tolerance for pain, like Sally.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Because they complained about Sally. Sally's so sensitive. I know,
I got it. Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I may even fall asleep while you're chiseling away in there,
whatever it is you got to do.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Wow, Dennis comes in, How you doing doing great? Abusing
my mouth, not brushing sugar and other bad thingsly complained
the other, I know you're sneaking in here at night
and him making a peanut but and jelly sandwich. You
really need to brush your teeth where you go to bed.
You're going to get another cavity. I had a cavity
like six months ago, first cavity I've had in forever.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I was going to say, I don't remember the last
cavity I had.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I think it was actually a feeling that had gone
bad when I was a kid back in the day
when they plugged your teeth or whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
It was silver things. I don't know what it was,
but I remember my cavities were silver and then they
replaced it to some sort of white thing.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
According to this individual on the internet. So we have
all the credibility of the internet going for us here.
I think she's considered a professional dating coach. Her name
is Blaine Anderson. She has seven hundred thousand followers on Instagram,
and yesterday she offered three three guaranteed successful pickup lines. Ooh,
(08:04):
now they work if the girl has any interest in you.
If she doesn't find you attractive, then you have no
chance whatsoever. Anyway, it doesn't matter what you say.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I could use these three if she has any interest
in me. Didn't have to be at a bar. She
don't need to be two drinks into it. Yes, it
could be anywhere.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I couldn't help. But notice you have a stunning smile,
and I couldn't leave without coming over.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
To introduce myself.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
That one works, She says. Women love to hear compliments
about their smile. Is the number one thing you can
compliment them on. You have a stunning smile.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I learned that early in life. I walked up to
the girl, I said, I could see your smile all
the way from the other side of the bar.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
If you see a girl at a bar, she says,
lots of people are in bars, specifically to meet people.
It's far cheaper to drink at home with your friends
than it is to go to a bar. Totally, so
she's looking to be approached. She wouldn't be in the
bar if she didn't want to be approached. Here's one
that she says work. You're way too cute to be
waiting alone. Could I buy you a drink?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Oh? That's good.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And then finally pick a celebrity that the person looks somewhat.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Like uh huh.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
So for this one mine, she's using Hailey Bieber, justin
Bieber's wife. You look so familiar. Has anyone told you
you look like Hailey Bieber? She's my celebrity crush. So
I just wanted to come over and say.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Low, qualify it with why that's important. Yeah, she's my
celebrity crush. Yes, that's Haleyber.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
So those apparently three good three guaranteed to work pick
up lines? Has anybody got any other ones can do?
What lines? Have you used or heard that worked?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
That's good? Okay, you can share that. Hey, we don't
have to go to a online dating what.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
She's a dating coach, I gues coach. Her name is
Blaine b l A I n e. Blaine Anderson. If
you want to find her on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Okay, we don't need her. We get the Morning Russia regulars.
Give these young people. Give this these young men in particular,
give him a heads up and leg up and a foothold.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
You know, it was funny.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I was watching his video on YouTube. I guess it
was maybe a couple of days ago. It was a
nineteen seventy one news piece and it was shot in London,
and the female was a very attractive female. And I
wasn't an adult or even close to adulthood in nineteen
seventy one, but I guess from the way she was
(10:30):
acting it was very common, at least in London for
men to pinch girls that they found attractive on their
bottoms as they were just walking down the street, like, hey, cutie,
get one on the bottom. So they had her go
out and do it to men. So these guys are
(10:52):
walking down the streets with their like, you know, two
or three guys carrying their briefcases, with their trench coats
and top hats or whatever, and she just walks up
and grabs him on the butt. And then and then
they'd go whoa. They'd look back, and then she'd say, well, hello, sir.
I was just wondering how you felt about the you know,
the equalling of the sexes. Now that the women are
(11:12):
that's good. So perhaps, I mean, again, that was fifty
plus years ago that they were trying so and I
know from what I've heard that their women now are
far more aggressive than they used to be. So maybe, ladies,
are you using pickup lines at the bar? Have you
or at wherever are grabbing butts, grabbing butts. I don't
(11:32):
think that's a great approach for either sex. I think
that that's kind of pretty much be considered a purv move.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
It's only happened to me once. And this woman would
have remembered in nineteen seventy one because she was way
older than me. She came up and grabbed my butt.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Does she say something or just wink out?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
And Joe, she has started talking just like you know
that was instead of shaking hands, she comes up and
grabs your butt.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
And then like how did that conversation? Like you turn
around like whoa And then she said, so anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Well, Sally happened to walk up shortly there.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Oh you were already married.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Oh yeah, yeah, I was back in Columbia. Oh.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I was thinking this was like when you were in
high school or something or NBA.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, this was it
was it.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I didn't make it awkward. I just said, oh, wants
you to meet my wife, This is Sally. And she
just continued to talk to Sally. No big deal.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
So she does it every day, like wow, she spreads.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
But maybe that was something from the seventies you're saying
this coming back because women are getting more aggressive.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Well, I just know that women are now asking guys out, well,
you know, and from what I'm told, actually are more
likely to try to initiate a relationship I called a relationship. Uh,
that's maybe even an overstatement an interaction. How's that they're
trying to initiate interactions, a specific interaction at a higher
(12:53):
frequency than the men are.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Okay, all right, this is good, All right now, Hey,
tomorrow will be once they getting over the hump trying
to get into the weekend. Got a big weekend come
in five point saint past day. By the way, you
can still sign up to win tickets. Joe to do
that today though, because Mallory will be shutting it down
here pretty soon. You got to be to get your
tickets in hand before the big party begins on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Can signed up for that? Kelly counted them up.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
We had what twenty it was like twenty five different
contests are happening right now, including one from Stellar Rosa
where you can win one hundred thousand dollars worth of groceries.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
With three dozen eggs.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Well, and we just today the breaking news the price
of eggs has dropped eleven percent in the last week,
so now they're actually cheaper today than they were the
day that Joe Biden left office.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Let's see, it takes if I remember correctly, now somebody's
going to email me and correct me. It takes a
lay in hand about six weeks to get old enough
to start laying. And we had the ugly bird flu
where we're literally we're losing the entire chicken house full
of laying chickens. And by the way, if some I
ask you this question, there's a difference between a chicken
(14:03):
that you would eat because there's like I don't know,
I'm gonna guess forty different breeds of chickens. The reason
why there's chickens available to eat in the grocery store.
If you're going to buy a roaster or maybe even
already bought it off the rot tisserie, there's a different
breed of chicken. Typically, there are some chickens that you
can raise in your backyard. You can eat those as
(14:24):
well as get eggs out of them. But typically the
ones that they have on the farm to lay eggs,
those are not really birds you would typically process to
be able to put on the rod Tisseri.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
That's a different breed.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
The ones that lay a lot of eggs don't have
a whole lot of meat on them, not as much meat,
because they use all that they spend all that energy
in protein laying eggs.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
We've got a lot. We still got a lot of
a long way to go, i should say, to catch
up to where we were just in November. Now, November
seems to have been like a record low for egg prices.
At that time, it was about two dollars and twenty
five cents for a dozen eggs. In November of twenty
twenty four, when Joe Biden left office, the price was
(15:14):
about six point fifty for a dozen eggs. When we
started March, it was eight dollars and twenty five cents
national average for a dozen eggs. Today it's six dollars
and eight cents for a dozen eggs. So again, it's
great that it's it's come down from eight dollars and
twenty five cents a week or two weeks ago six
(15:36):
dollars and eight cents today. That's fantastic, But if you're
trying to get back to November or even just normal prices,
normal prices are going to be about two dollars lower
than this.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, thankful, Y in South Carolina, we never hit those
prices that would have hurt.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Hey, what's going on.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
In your neighborhood. We should be talking about how many?
How many actually got? How many chickens you got laying
eggs in your backyard? A lot of people did go
buy some.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Do you feel foolish now that you went and bought
a chicken and you're trying to like you live in
some sober What are you doing with a chicken? You
don't know what you're doing. Did you get the wrong chicken?
How many eggs you think you're gonna get out of
that one chicken? You're gonna feed your family of four
with that?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Yeah? Because you figure?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I think, if I remember correctly, because I never worked
on a chicken farm. I built some houses and built
some cages and stuff, and I've been to a couple
of them, and I worked part time, but I never
really worked worked on the chicken farm. I think that
an average chicken, even the most productive chickens, lay about
five eggs a week. They don't hit quite one a day,
if I remember now, I don't know. Maybe Clemson University
(16:39):
has already put something in the chicken feed. We got
it up to two eggs a day.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I just aied it and it says an average healthy
hen will lay four to six eggs per week. So
you're right in the middle at five.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
So anyway, yeah, if you bought and if you bought
the wrong breed of chicken, or maybe you bought several
different breeds. Oh that makes it fun in the backyard.
Did you get that Rhode Island attitude chicken?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
That thing he ain't putting up but nothing. He will
kill your he'll kill your dog, all right? Eight oh
three nine seven, eight nine you sixty seven is the
number us tomorrow morning at six thirty or we start talking,
you start talking on the morning rush.
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