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Hello, Kelly Nash, Hey,Jonathan, it's tomorrow show today. Tomorrow
is the last day of April,right, I'm gonna I'm gonna go with
a yes, because I don't thinkthat there's thirty one days in April.
And that's one of those It islike I never remember. This is one
of those things where you and Icould look like total idiots. I don't
I never learned that little point.Yeah, but in my gut, thirty

(00:25):
is the end. So you knowwhat, and that's my truth, So
it doesn't matter what the truth is, it's my truth. That's a great
point. Hey. Uh So,let's talk about what we're going to talk
about before we launch you in theMay day. So tomorrow in the morning,
rush, do you think we're goingto revisit the mispronounced words again?

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I gotta tell you we stirred themup with that one. We might hear
about that again tomorrow if we weren'table to get in because we had telephones
ringing and we can only answer oneline at the time. We had a
lot of people who wanted to callabout like the President. They brought up
the nuclear How did Bush say it? Again? I can't even pronounce it,

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but they were they were going throughall the president, but nobody wanted
to pick up the point that wewere talking about a new clark of Some
people have used the phrase marine corpse, Like, why didn't they run with
that one? Because that seems likethat's the low that's not even low hanging
fruit. That's low lying. Thatis low lying, that's fell off the

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tree on the ground. For thefirst time, Rob Sanders is right,
that's low lying fruit. It's justwaiting for you to step on it.
But nobody, if you've ever steppedon an overripe pair, you know what
that feels like. Oh, thatis so gross. It is nasty that
Oh you know what. You area country boy and so you will appreciate

(01:52):
this. I think two city girlswere talking recently at a baseball game their
college interns. Okay, one girlsays, I love the flavor of watermelon
in gatorade, bubble gum candy.I just don't like watermelon, and the

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other girl said, that is soreal, that is so real, that
is so like. It hit herto her core. That processed make pretend
watermelon is what watermelon is missing.If watermelon could taste like the watermelon in
the sodas and the candies that wewould all eat watermelon. But it's a

(02:38):
very bland version of it that natureprovides. Wow. And they didn't mention
the consistency of it all. Soit wasn't the flavor, but it was
unique. No, it's just aflavor of watermelon is so bland compared to

(02:58):
the processed makes for ten watermelon?What other What other flavors do you like
more in Fakeville? Like lemons?Maybe? Like I like like I like
a lemon cake, but I wouldn'teat a lemon. They wouldn't just bite
into a lemon. I like theI like a lemon slice. Well,

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you see, I won't. Iwon't bite that. It's too for me.
Whatever. I don't know what thedescription again? Is it the consistency?
No? No, it just ithits me. That hits me,
unlike a watermelon, which really isvery dull to me. The lemon is
just too much. I can't handlemuch. Yeah, I can't handle it.
Are there other like fake flavors thatyou prefer? Like? Do you

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prefer Jonathan? I know you usedto eat this those strawberry was like special
K or something like that. Usedto have the fake strawberries in there.
Remember that I'm fascinated by the fakestrawberry and you like that bowl of cereal
I like to do back of theday, And I remember you talking about
I'd eat I ate another ball lastnight. Yeah, I did, but
I did. You could have justbought regular corn flakes and put in the

(04:05):
strawberries, but it takes too muchtime. But the fake ones were actually
I think more tasty. That's good. Okay, So we got that we
can possibly bat around tomorrow. Whatit's better artificially than real? Yeah?
Can men and women really be friends? We thought we handled this on when

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Harry met Sally, but we hadthe debate raging again recently in our hallways.
Sally says no. Well, shesays no to me. We can
be friendly girls. But I don'tknow that I have any I do.
I can't say that I can't havethem, it says she constantly. Your
wife says, you can't have suspiciousall right, So if you were a

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single fella, you know what wasthat? There are plenty of kings and
queens or kings of queens. Youever see that TV show And he was
talking one time about some of thewomen that he would lie. He had
already lined him up in his mind. Ray Ramonald had a very similar bit
where he was like, no,no, no, no, you don't
understand. In my mind, you'redead. So it's funny I could be

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friends with her because you're dead.In that scenario, I've already warned you
and I've moved on. But ifSally wasn't with you, I have had
I actually had a roommate that wasa female for about two months now.
Whether really friends or just friendly,we were really we were friends. We
were friends. She had gotten ajob and then she recommended me for a

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job at the same place. SoI moved to the upstate of South Carolina
and I was looking for a placeto live, and she said, we'll
just move in with me. Igot a two bedroom apartment until you find
a place. And the first monthwent by and I'm like, I really
am, I mean I can moveout now? No, no, just
take your time. So I justpaid half the rent and stayed with her.

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So she enjoyed the half rent portionof me. Maybe, so yeah,
it was it was always like abuddy. She was a buddy.
Was she not attractive to you?She was an attractive girl, So you
could have dated her in your mind, like it wouldn't have been unusual for
you at a bar or whatever tojust say, you know, what are
you doing. I never had thatrelationship, whether probably because I met her
in the office. She was likea coworker. But I'm saying you,

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if you had met her in adifferent scenario, may have asked her out.
Sure, but now that you've gotteninto the friend zone, you didn't
want to get out of the friendzone. I don't think she wanted to
either. And there was never annot one awkward moment between the two of
us. You know. I willsay. It was a two bedroom,
one bath. Yeah, so youhad to share a bathroom, which a

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lot of girls get grossed out over. Again, and I was very particular
to make sure I kept it cleanwhen I left it, going back,
to leave any towels on the floor. Twenty five years ago, I had
a female friend. I wouldn't saythat might even be an over statement.
So when I first moved to Washington, d C. A friend of mine

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knew a young lady in Washington,and he said, you two ought to
like pal around. She can showyou around d C. So I reached
out to her. I did notreally find her attractive. I don't think
she found me attractive either. Butwe went, you know, to a
couple of different places. She introducedme to her friend group. I started

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hanging around with them, and onenight, way too many cocktails had been
had. She me and her areat her house, but so are like
four other people. And then thosefour other people left, and it's just
me and her now. And nowthis is where it got weird. She

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suggested we go to the hot tubthat she has in her backyard. I
said, I don't have a bathingsuit. She said, I never wear
a bathing suit. Strips naked,just the two of you. Yeah,
so it's not like a group.It's just me and her, and she's
now naked. So I said,okay, So I got naked right,

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and then we get into the hottub and there's more drinking and laughing in
the hot and I again didn't findher that attractive. But I guess because
I'm still a young guy at twentyfive years ago and I'm drunk and I'm
with a naked girl, that sheinvited me to get naked with her.

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I interpreted that as this is gotime, and as I went to go
for go time. She's like,what are you doing? What are you
doing? What are you doing?We're going to get the hell out of
this tub if you do anything likethat. No, she already did that.
She was like, you might aswell just go home. No,
you've already ruined everything. Wow.But I don't imagine that that would be

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a problem with me, And likeTed, there's always that backs that you
know what I'm saying, that's theproblem with men and women. There's even
if your pals, if there's asituation that can be interpreted as a sexual
thing, it's not awkward with meand you. Sure. Ever, No,

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if I accidentally saw you naked,it wouldn't be like was he trying
to show me something? But ifthe girl walked in and I was like,
wait a minute, your pants areoff. Oh oh did you see
that? I'm so sorry. Oh, maybe she was trying to be coy.
Maybe she was trying to do somethingthere. That's why I think it's
hard for men and women. Probably. Yeah, absolutely, Well we'll find

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out what the fans, let's say. Okay. Also, this is a
so I was listening to the newson the way in this morning. The
overnight news on the radio, andthey were talking about the president's problem because
the president is apparently, according tohis internal stuff, the polling or whatever
that they do, the TikTok accountfor the campaign for Joe Biden is working.

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It's getting traction, it's getting youngerpeople excited about him possibly being the
president. So they've got that goingon. At the same time, the
Biden administration is pushing for an allout ban of TikTok, and it's based
on two concerns. One is thatactually, when you sign up for TikTok,

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and you and I have not donethis, but apparently one of the
boxes that you check yes too inorder to get a TikTok account allows for
them to not only mine all ofyour data, but the data of any
of your contacts in your phone.So if we know anybody on TikTok,
the communist Chinese government now has accessto my banking records and all that sort

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of stuff. So the government isvery concerned about protecting Americans from TikTok aka
the Chinese communist government. And sothe fact is that they're saying that the
algorithm is designed specifically for people underthe age of twenty one to kind of
hype up anti American propaganda, sothat turns them against their homeland. That

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is the two major complaints about TikTok, and that's why the Biden administration is
pushing to ban it while at thesame time using it using it. So
they have a poll of two thousandAmericans that just came out this weekend.
Forty two percent of gen z andthirty five percent of millennials say that they

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use TikTok regularly. However, thirtysix percent of gen z and forty percent
of millennials are in favor of atotal ban of TikTok. Interesting, at
the same time, we've got parents. Forty seven percent of parents of teenage
children say that they list themselves asvery concerned about their children and using TikTok.

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Twenty percent of parents say they haveno concern about their children on TikTok.
No concern, no concern. Soare you one of those people who
like TikTok but are in favor ofa band of TikTok? Are you like
Joe Biden right now? And wewon't use that comparison on the air tomorrow

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because we try to be less political, but that is where Joe Biden finds
himself. Love it. We're usingit, it's helping me, but it
also should be banned. What abizarre position to take now, And if
you're listening to you, go on, wait a minute. I thought there
was going to be an opportunity forTikTok to divest itself from its byte edance

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parent company, which is obviously tiedto the CCP. You know, I
think they're still trying to work allthat out, because the problem is you're
going to trust the Chinese CCP totell you that they're going to divest themselves.
There's no backdoor written into that.So yeah, it's gonna have to
come down a little more hardline stance. We'll find out, but let's just

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start here. Let's just go withthe band for the conversation. I like
it. Do you want to banit? Ban it? I don't have
it, not gonna get it.I came within a nats ass during a
meeting and I went to hit downloadand I thought, nope, not downloading
it. The Lord spoke to you. Yes, the Lord said, do
not push that button now. Sallywent and got it. But but I'm

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sure if somebody in your family's gotit, Lee or Janey or somebody's got
it. I don't think so Janiedoesn't have it, John doesn't have it.
Well, apparently the government says we'reall screwed anyway, it doesn't even
matter. You might as well getit out of it. Because so what
happens is if Jane or Lee orDavid or anybody is in the contact list

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of anybody who has TikTok, thentheir information is shared and then our information
issues. So they apparently by theway, did you see that story the
other day we were talking maybe wetalked about it that they shut down.
I think it was in Russia.But it was like one of these places
that was selling information about Americans inEuropeans, and it was like they had

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everything on this right so like andwe all knew that as South Carolinians that
back in what we year was attwenty fifteen, we got hacked. As
a state, the Department of RevenueServers got hacked. So anybody who filed
taxes in twenty fifteen through like twentyten or something, all that information was
gone, meaning your social security,your banking records, if you had your

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electronic deposit, all your passwords allthat, and so that's available apparently,
like on this Russian website. Icouldn't believe how cheap it was. It
was like it was something like threehundred dollars a month, and then it
was like augh to just be amember, and then it was like something

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like one hundred dollars to download anAmerican's information. Great, so you want
to know everything, there is awhole bunch of other you want his you
want his mother's maiden name, youwant that. It's one hundred bucks.
But you still got to pay thethree hundred dollars a month cover fee.
So you're telling me that for likethirty five hundred dollars a year, on
a couple of hundred bucks, Icould totally hack several dozen Americans. It's

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I don't know, it's it's veryfrustrating because there's really nothing you can do
to get your information back. It'sjust out there. It's out there,
and so I guess we should allbe trying to monitor our credit reports and
our banking accounts. But it getstiring, it does. They gave us

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experience when that happened, Every everytax paying citizen in the state, and
a free subscription for a year,but that never goes away. No,
no, And they were saying backthen that the average hacker would sit on
your info for about seven years andthen start trying to hack you. And
if you've got my social Security number, my date of birth, my mother's

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maiden name, you probably got mymother's birth records. Now you've gotten all
of this stuff out there, thefact that I changed my password on my
bank account. Okay, you thinkthey can't get through that exactly? You
think that they can't figure out howto circumvent your Oh, I changed my

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bank account. Now I went fromone bank to the other. I'm now
with City instead of Bank of America. I've got all of your importance.
So frustrated. And then they gotthe you know, the viruses or the
malware that will trick your key strokes. And I don't know if they laugh
when they find out, but mypassword is you're a pos. That's pretty

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funny. Put that in there,just to give them a smile right before
they you want to give them alittle giggle, Yeah, you're a POS.
I wonder if they even stopped tonotice that. Because it's like a
computer that runs those things. Itjust runs through a list of all of
it. There's an algorithmgorithm, figurealgorithm. Figure that out. Yeah,

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it's like less than five minutes.They can run something like a million different
combinations of passwords. It's just likeadmission impossible. He just pulls the device
out of his pocket and it opensdoors. Hey, what's going on in
your neighborhood we should be talking about. You're not how to reach out to
us on social media. If youwant to email, you can do that
at Rush. And of course somebody'sgonna be reading your emails. They're gonna

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be sending it no matter what serveryou're own, they're gonna be reading it.
That's another thing. By the way, I was talking to some guy
over the weekend. He sent somebodyan email because it was some guy came
by and said, I think thatthere's a problem. There could be a
problem with your roof that would becovered because there was a storm here whatever

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six weeks ago. Do you mindif we just give you a free estimate,
if we go up and look atit. And then he said okay,
And then the guy took photos emailedit to him that said, here's
the holes that were created by thestorm. Were if with your authorization,
will submit it to your insurance companyor something, he said. So he
responds to the email. Within liketwo minutes, he's getting emails from roofing

(18:22):
companies all over the all over thearea. Hey, would you like a
free estimate on a roof? Blahblah. It's like, how did you
all know I was looking for aroof? All of a sudden boom,
it's all over the internet. Hey, I can read that email pretty damn
quick. It's it's there's nothing propAnd you know. That reminded me of
a meme that I saw years ago, and it showed like it was two

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It was both cartoons, but onewas a girl and it's like the people
in the nineteen sixties and she's like, Betty, I should probably get off
the phone by now because the governmentmight be listening. And then it was
like people of today and it waslike to pick it up their cell phone.
They're like, hey, government,what's a great pancake recipe? That's
great. You can always email meat Rush at ninety seven five WCS dot

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com or Nash at ninety seven fiveWCS dot com and make it easy on
everybody. Just call us up andtell us what you're thinking at ninety seven
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