04 30 2024 Move Superbowl Weekend and Kelly gets his wish!

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Episode Transcript

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Hello Killy Nash, Hello John,It's tomorrow show. Today. Tomorrow is
gonna be hump Day, the firstday of May, May Day, May
Day, May Day. Now,how do you celebrate that? I'm telling
you I'm celebrating today is National oatmealCookie Day. I'm going to Kutzu and
I'm getting a dozen oatmeal cookies.What are the odds any of those cookies
will survive all the way to thehouse. They can't. No, I

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mean if you get home sell you'llthrow them away, all right? Yes,
I have to ride around until they'repolished off, and then you have
to like use some mouthwashers, andthey're gonna stop in front of like a
coffee store and throw the box away. Then you're right. I got to
go in and get some scope.Do I smell oatmeal on your path?
I love it? I love it. I love I love oatmeal cookies.

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Gosh, they're so good there.Hey, by the way, where if
I'm wrong on that, where's thebest oatmeal cookie in this town? Because
if there's one better than Kadzuo,I want to know about it. I'm
not an oatmeal cookie fan, soI couldn't tell you. With raisins Cranberry's
whatever doesn't matter, just gonna makesure it's good. But it is oatmeal
cookie day. I love it.So. Barbara Streisan getting pushed back on

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Instagram after she responded to a photoof Melissa McCarthy. Now, Melissa had
posted a photo of herself with Idon't know if that's her boyfriend or whoever.
That guy is some sort of galaand Barbara streisand responds, give him
my regards. Did you take ozempic? That was her comment, and the

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internet kind of blew up. Babs, No, honey, just no,
another one major boomer aunt with wineand an iPad energy. Babs typing away
on ig like my elderly mother tellingme that she's texting me something and I
have to explain, No, you'veposted it for the world to see.

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Do you have friends or relatives thathave asked you embarrassing questions like that publicly
on the internet or even just ata party. Barbara Streisen felt bad,
apologized and deleted the comment. Butshe's obviously very interested, like you've obviously
lost a lot of weight. I'ddo it, but that's one of those

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questions where you never really I guesswhen you get to a certain age you
don't care about. I guess anold coot has no kuth? Is that
the same? Is that what itis? I had not heard that one.
I just rolled it out of mymouth. I kind of like it.
Oldt has no kuth? And wemade it an old phrase. Now
that's right, an age old adage. That way, I can blame it

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on ancestry. My grandmother used tosay that. I think she would have
said she were here today. Butthat is funny how older people just they
stop caring about protecting your feelings andthose types of things, and they'll just
come out out, it's good.I like it. Are you getting fat?

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Is what? It's the most awkwardthing your grandparents or somebody their rage
to ask you. That's good.I like it. Other things that we're
looking at for tomorrow, we've gota morning rush, a regular who's he's
got an issue here, he's gothe's got a son. His son went
over to a friend's house. Accordingto this, my son got in trouble.

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Turns out that his friend through arock through a window. Oh,
my son was there. He actuallyand the friend confirms told him to not
do it, but he was there. They both got in trouble. But

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that other kid's parents are now callingme and saying we have to split the
cost of the window because they wereboth in trouble. It doesn't seem right
to me, and I'm wondering howI should handle this. No, your
kid through the rock? What part? I'll tell you what. We'll split
it, and then later today I'mdefinitely driving past your house and throwing a

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rock through your window. How aboutthat? What? What? What?
Yeah? My protest is throw arock through your window. No, no,
no, your kid through the rock. But isn't it what does it
cost to replace a window? Idon't even know. It depends. It
could be very pricey. Can youballpark me on that? Or do I
should I look this one up?I mean, what kind of window was

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it? Was it a picture window? Could set four by four out of
a door window? What we gotgoing on here? Was it an older
window where they actually have individual panesof glass? Or was it a new
one where you got one pane ofglass and you got woodwork on it that
makes it look like your individual Oh? Yeah, I got a lot of

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questions here, my friend. Wasit a was it one of those huge
windows like a screen door like aglass door. I guess is there such
a thing as just like a regularwindow replacement. I remember I broke windows
as a kid, not on purpose, but I did break several windows.
Like with baseballs. I don't rememberlike even hearing what the cost was.

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It wasn't like they ever yelled atme and said this is gonna cost eighty
two dollars, you punk. Idon't remember what I just to me.
Maybe they should have. I don'tknow, because I remember not feeling too
bad about it exactly the thing.I was actually impressed that I did it,
you know, like I was like, Wow, I hit the ball
that far. Wow, that's prettyimpressive. Kind of like when Chevy Chase

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jumped the car in your favorite movie. If you throw a rock and you
hit the window, you get tomake a wish. Well that was an
abandoned house. Yeah, that's completelydifferent, I think. But I felt
more like Chevy Chase when he jumpedthe car and his son Russ said,
God, you probably jumped thing onehundred yards, Dad, it's nothing to
be proud of there, Russ,one hundred yards. I think I ever

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broke with a baseball, like itwas a foul ball. I hit the
ball, foul ball. It wasout of play. Unfortunately, out of
play in their yard included a lamppost. I'm not the whole lamp off
the top of the post. Wow, that was nineteen ninety nine, back
in the day, nineteen dollars inninety nine. Yeah, okay, not
too bad. I had to replacethe entire thing. Broke, all the

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glass busted. It just came offthe top of the post. Yeah.
Now I got no base hit.I got nothing. I gotta pay nineteen
ninety nine. You had to payit. How old were you? I
was probably twelve? No, didI make the picture? The picture?
Threw the ball is his fall?You should have known not to throw the
ball. You throw it inside likethat. Of course, I'm going to

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hook it right over air. Yeah, give me more in the middle.
Come on, brother, I wantto drop it deep. Could the first
baseman not have bolted over there likeyou saw him bolting out there in time
to stop the ball. I didn'tmake any of those arguments, but you

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man twelve dollars, twelve years old, and you had to actually go ahead
and yeah, stroke the check asit were before you had a check.
I had a check. They saidto go raid my piggy bank. Wow,
yeah, but no, the kidthrew the ball rock whatever you buy
the window? Why have I gotto help be held responsible for everything else?

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Everybody else doesn't. I'm gonnad uppaying for the damn damage is done
at Columbia University. Hot, waitminute, where do we just go with
this? They'll apply for some kindof federal relief. We'll take of my
tax dollars to do that. Backto our problem, you're saying no,
So do you just say no?And then I'm not the kid that till

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the dad that That's what I'm sayingthe ad because think about the audacity of
the father to contact you. Hey, look, your kid and my kid
were running around together and they bothgot in trouble. I'm not paying this
whole bill myself. Pal. Ohokay, well take that up with the
homeowner because my kid didn't do it, So ask him if you get a
discount. Mm hmmm. So that'show you're gonna live. So that ended

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the kid's friendship right there. Probablyshouldn't have to be run around with that
kid. I got news for you. I'm paying my kid whatever the cost
of the window is, not tohang around with your kid. How about
that little double itself who my kidhangs around with your kid, he gets
in trouble. Your kid's throwing rocks. Well, you know what's gonna happen.

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Start throwing rocks like that? Whatnext thing you do? You can
be knocking over mailboxes with baseball bats. Yeah, and then then you're gonna
be cutting donuts in people's yards.And that's where I draw the line,
the donuts. As my friend thatGeorgia would say, that's where I draw
That's where I draw the line.You can get in donuts in people's yards.

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You can take down a couple ofmailbox exactly all right with that,
That's where I droll the line.That's funny. Well, we'll get into
how you deal with that as aparent tomorrow. And Roger Goodell suggesting that
they should move the Super Bowl nowhe is the commissioner of the NFL Network.
And by the way, the NFLis on such a roll. Two

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hundred and seventy five thousand people attendedthe first round of the NFL Draft.
It looked like more than that.On the second night they said that it
was they think around two thirty Onthe second day, total seven hundred and
fifty thousand fans they think for thethree days, which breaks actually shatters the

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record that Nashville had in twenty nineteenof six hundred thousand. So the NFL
couldn't be any hotter. It waslike ninety nine of the top one hundred
shows for twenty twenty three were footballrelated. It's just an unbelievable juggernaut.
And we have complained for I've beenon the show now nineteen years, and

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probably all nineteen years, we've complainedabout the idea of working after the super
Bowl, and Goodell's answer is tomove it to President's Day weekend, which
is already a holiday weekend for alot of people. We don't get President's
Day off. Yeah, but banksdo, schools do, right, So

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keep it on Sunday, but moveit to President's Day weekend Sunday, which
is because people already have Monday off. Like this coming year, how many
weeks does that add in the deadspots? Well, this weekend or this
year for the twenty five season,that would be February sixteenth would be that
Sunday. So when do we playthe super Bowl this year? Yeah?

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I mean that adds another Sunday.Those are two weeks of watching ice skating?
Is that what we did? SuperBowl was played on February eleventh this
year. Oh so, yeah,it adds two weeks, It adds two
Sundays instead of one Sunday. Buthe's also asking for an eighteenth game.

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He said he'd like a shorter preseason, got extra regular season game as possible,
Okay, and then move the SuperBowl to President the holidays, isn't
it? No, no, no, on your wild card weekend would start
a week later. Yeah, that'swhen Jonathan starts watch. That might be
that might actually work out better withthe schedule for college football. Oh,

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I hadn't considered college football. I'mliking this idea. Lincoln would like this
idea. You know what, canI just throw in? I'd rather play
it the weekend before President's Day weekendand get back to back holiday weekends.
Uh oh, you know you wantto go back for your holiday weekend?
Might as well. Do you thinkyou're going to get another federal holiday out
of it? We should listen.Don't don't take any of the honor from

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the presidents. We've already dishonored.Jordan of Americans can't even tell you the
two presidents that President's Day is actuallyestablished for. But we used to have
two separate days, one for Washingtonand one for Lincoln. But now they
then combined the two, and thenthey threw everybody else in there too.
So now even like you know,Richard Nixon and people you might not like,

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got in there. Everybody's getting honored. But now you want to take
that away from them and say it'ssuper Bowl weekend. Okay, all right,
we talked about that. Hey,what's going on in your neighborhood?
We should talk into somebody broke awindow over there? How did that work
out for you? So? Whatetherthe old coop with no coothside nights nights

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e W coss number you us tomorrowmorning we start talking. You start talking
on the morning rush