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(00:00):
Hello, Keilly Nash. Hello,it's tomorrow show. Today. Tomorrow will
be Thursday, heading into Mother's Dayweekend. Let's talk about what we're gonna
talk about tomorrow. Robert de Nirowill be eighty years old. The Intern
is gonna have a baby. Ijust watched that movie again, so I'm
thinking about a girl he got pregnant. Yeah, or he apparently just delivered
(00:20):
his baby he met on the intern. He met what he met in that
movie? Oh did he Yeah?She was the karate instructor. I guess
I don't remember the movie. Oh, yeah, instructor. Yeah, apparently
she's a former world champion and karate. Tiffany Chen is her name. And
(00:41):
uh, he let that slip outwhen somebody said, you know something about
being a father of six, andhe said, actually, I'm number seven
now I just had one. Wow, seventy. What well he'll be he'll
be eighty in August. Oh,so he'll be roughly, well, he'll
be one hundred and one when thekid graduates college. Just be ninety seven
(01:08):
or so for the high school graduation. Probably not a whole lot of shared
experiences coming up with the with theyoungster. I wouldn't think so which makes
people say this is very selfish.You should not have done this. It's
like Tony Randall. Tony Randall hada kid when he was like eighty.
(01:30):
Well, I'm gonna look up TonyRandall. I forgot about that. I
mean, you're not even gonna bedriving a kid to her first karate class
when she's six. Well he could, I mean, I don't know how
long. I mean he does.You know. The weird thing is Harrison
Ford is eighty yeah, and helooks younger and healthier to me than Robert
DeNiro. Something about Robert DeNiro justdoes not look well, that's true,
(01:53):
he's I don't know, but II think that that is a selfish move.
There has to be a cutoff.I'm thinking to say, because with
women, you know, you're notgonna have a child at fifty five r
sixty. I mean, I guessthere's been a couple of isolated incidents,
probably have had some sort of surgeryand done that, but they're not.
They're certainly not having him at eightyAbraham just because so just because you can.
(02:20):
Sarah, Sarah did it about thehelp of a structure. By the
way, she didn't have an ob G. I am. So here's
the thing. I'm thinking back nowin the movie The Intern when he goes
to interview for the intern position andthey say, there's a little question.
We ask everybody just feel free tojust tell me what's on your mind?
What do you see yourself in tenyears? And de Niro says, when
(02:43):
I'm eighty, yeah, wa wawhen when you're well? Never mind,
you would have never thought when hewas eighty he'd be looking at a at
a brand new baby, an infant. I'm looking at Tony Randall right now.
His last child was born when innineteen ninety eight. Yes, Tony
died in O four at the ageof eighty four, but I think it
(03:06):
was in a hospital when he whenthat child was conceived, Wasn't he in
a hospital bed? I think hewas already having some health challenges. What
I'm making all that up? Itjust makes for a good podcast. You're
not gonna be smirch Tony random noton my watch, the cleaner, the
more nitpicky of the odd couple.Yes, yes, I don't know.
(03:31):
I'm trying to think of the oldestparent now. When I was a kid,
I had a friend Dan whose momand dad were both significantly older than
anybody else's parents. And again,it was a lot different, I think
growing up in the seventies because peopleaged quicker they did. They just looked
(03:54):
older faster, They chained, smoked, they drank like fish, they mean,
and they just dressed old. Heliterally, not even exaggerating, had
three martinis every day for lunch.Wow, and then he would have a
couple of more with dinner. Functionalalcoholic as a dad, maybe not so
(04:15):
point. I remember at one pointhe did this thing where I was sleeping
over his house, and he usedto do this. I don't even way
where he came up with this.It's kind of weird to think about.
It was called ragweedy. He's drunk, so and every Friday night if I
was sleeping over, he'd be walkingbasically hide and go seek. But he
was like, I'm ragweed or something. And I remember one time, We're
(04:41):
about seven years old, We're hidingin Dan's bedroom closet and they would though
the old wooden slide door thing.Yeah, and he thinks he knows where
we're at, right, he opensup the door and we freak out and
we run out of there and weyes, we just kind of ran down
the hall and then I don't knowif we re hit or something. And
(05:02):
then he never came and found us, and so an extended period of time
went by and he didn't come andget us. Well, anyway, we
went downstairs and watched TV, watchedprobably different strokes or something. We came
back upstairs and I was like,it's like nine ten o'clock at night.
It's like time for us to maybestart getting ready for bed type time.
He is passed out in the closet. He must have like spun around,
(05:27):
fell over and it was too drunkto get up. Wow. But he
but I mean, I don't rememberhis age, but I want to say
he was like fifty, which seemedlike a hundred because like my mom was
like twenty six, you know,and so here's this fifty year old guy.
But and Dan was clearly a mistake, right, Like he had like
(05:50):
three brothers and sister three. Hehad two brothers I think, and three
sisters, and they were like theyoungest was twenty years older than Oh my
gosh, it was like total mistake. Where'd you come from? Kid?
How did this even happen to us? You know, his brothers and sisters
were older than my parents, sothat was That's the only thing I'm thinking
(06:14):
about it. Like you do seea lot of parents and stuff at the
ball games and stuff. You know, a lot of grandparents now are raising
kids all over again from their kidskids, so it's almost like their parents
all over again. So it's notas unusual to see a scenario like that
out and about. It's not,I don't think. I think it's probably
more common now to see a giganticage of difference in the parents representing our
(06:36):
kids at a little league game,an eighty year old pushing a stroller and
saying, that's my child. No, no saying and pushing these grandchilds.
Okay. So that's what I'm saying. Because of the scenario we have going
on now, maybe it's a littlemore it's not as socially shocking to see
(06:56):
like a seventy five year old witha two year old because it has my
grand kid. Yeah, I don'tknow. If it's to me, I'm
not as well, she's she's she'snot a round, Okay. I'm not
as concerned about the social awkwardness ofit. What I'm concerned about is the
child actually growing up with a fatherwho is unable to be there in wheelchair.
(07:23):
And I mean, it's different ifyour father is killed in a car
accident. It's different if your fatheris something happens to them, and it's
a tragedy, if something happens toeither parent, obviously, right, But
this is almost an intentional choice.It was an intentional choice. You're gonna
be and he maybe she wanted tohave a kid. She wanted to have
the kid, but he probably didn'twant to have a kid. He wanted
(07:45):
to have a kid. So she'sgot a kid. She's happy. She's
not his wife. She probably wantedto get married. I couldn't get that,
But I got the kid, andshe's got a stipend for the rest
of her life. If you arethe mother or the father of this young
lady, and I don't even knowhow old she is. I've not seen
(08:07):
her age published anywhere, but we'llassume she's in her thirties. If you
are that woman and or you're herparents, and she comes home and says,
guess what, I'm having a baby. Really imagine it's not somebody famous,
yeah, maybe not even rich.Is there any possibility that she hooks
(08:28):
up with just a random eighty yearold guy. He was just a really
good waiter. He was a goodintern. Depending on the velocity, a
snowball will make it at least sixor seven feet in the hell before it
completely melts. Of the velocity.I've never heard of phrase like that.
(08:52):
That's pretty good. All right,all right, we can talk about that,
all right, prom I think isit over for everybody now or there's
still a few left to go.I'm assuming that as we get into the
middle of mine, I'm thinking they'reall over, because I think I remember
hearing the last the last palm ofthe season. I think was a precursor
to the shooting, Wasn't it?Was it? I think? So?
(09:15):
Okay, I know it was ontwo Notch Road about two weeks ago,
and I saw an SUV that wasmarked off a police tape. And this
car had been ragged when it isa busted out of it, as you
know, the front ends all screwedup. It's something next to a telephone
pole. And I'm like, wow. I've seen those displays for encourage kids
at prom season don't drink and drive. I've seen those displays typically on the
school grounds. I've never seen oneright there on the corner of two Notch
(09:37):
and Park Lane. Well, itturns out that was a real accident.
That wasn't That wasn't just a demonstrationfor the youngsters because I drove past it.
The telephone pole was like, itwasn't completely obviously damage to the point
where it's going to fall, butit was hit. It was a stout
pole because that car was demolished.Anyway, I thought we were fitting for
(10:00):
that. I'm not sure. Well, hopefully all the problems are. We
get all the graduation ceremonies coming up, so there's other events for youngsters.
Now you can share your prom horror. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I can tell you mine. And I've mentioned it before. I
ripped my pants at the prom,ripped out the crotch of at the prom,
(10:22):
and did it early in the eveningbefore the dinner was served, so
I had to sit there with mytidy Whitey's showing plainly through my tuxedo pants.
I was just reading this. Onegirl wrote her and said her date
canceled at the last second, andso her parents made her brother go,
(10:46):
oh my god, because we're notwasting that ticket. We're sorry about the
dress. Yeah, so he hadto wear because he didn't even have anything
to wear, he had to wearhis dad's suit. Wow, that's hysterical
here with your younger brother at theprom enchantment of the sea. So classic,
(11:07):
what a lizard. That is great. Did you have a good prom
or proms? Because I'm sure youwent. Yeah. And now I'll mention
this one more time, just becausewe thought it was funny. But the
double I double dated on my juniorsenior and we because the girls were best
friends and he and I were bestfriends, so we thought it would be
(11:30):
funny if we took him to aplace that's no longer there because of all
the development around Lake Murray, butit's close to Double Bridges. It was
a fish camp. So we walkeddown in tucks and full length gowns with
the girls and um ate with thefishermen. They didn't think that was funny.
They were not laughing. No.And it's not like we didn't have
the money to take him to anicer restaurant. I mean, the guy
(11:54):
that I was on a double datewith, I mean he just turned eighteen.
I don't have no idea how muchmoney his family was worth. The
dude had plenty of cash. Butyeah, we thought it would be and
we like to eat there. Wethought that would be great. They didn't
think so, we said in plasticchairs, Kelly. Ah. This is
a quick, little funny story Isaw here in the London papers. They're
(12:18):
talking about phrases that Americans use.They hate yea on a weekly basis.
Why would you use such a longphrase to say weekly? Break a leg?
I literally think of somebody with abroken leg. This is a very
disgusting phrase to use to say goodluck. I'm working on it. I'm
(12:39):
talking about food. I'm always surprisedwhen a server at a restaurant asks if
I'm still working on my food.I'm not working on it. I'm enjoying
it. I can't even I understandthe context when I first heard it in
a video, everything is fine.Actually accept the fact that it's grammatically incorrect.
(13:01):
So are there? You know?I have long said that the one
phrase that bugs me continues to thestay. I heard it again yesterday on
a television broadcast from a newscaster whoI know has a college degree. I
could care less, yeps what aman said, please do I could care
less? Well, why don't youand demonstrate it plainly you can, yes,
(13:22):
demonstrate it. How do you care? Don't you keep caring less until
you can't care less? Until youget to that point. Get to that
point, then get back to me. But is there another phrase that you
hate? Uh? There, there'sa lot of them that get on my
nerves. So we could talk aboutthat. I don't like it when the
British say brilliant about stuff that's notbrilliant. Yes, this is the very
(13:43):
It's just a mocking term. Doyou think that they're mocking mocking you?
They say it about soccer or footballas they call it football. They'll be
like, oh, that's a brilliantfall, but did what you're supposed to
do? He's basted to the medalspectacular? Yes, brilliant. No,
I wasn't brilliant. No, it'sbeen done before, just nothing like that.
That was incredible, what a displayof athleticism, But it wasn't brilliant.
(14:09):
They'd say that about their tea.This is a brilliant cup of tea,
yes they would. All right,so we can talk about that too
as we get ready for Thursday,May eleventh, heading into Mother's Day weekend.
Hey, what's going on with yourmom and them. What's happening with
your mom and them. You canget back to us. You know how
to reach out to us, andtomorrow we start talking. You start talking.
The old school phone numbers nine seven, eight nine two six seven,
(14:31):
nine seven eight cos
Hello, Keilly Nash. Hello,it's tomorrow show. Today. Tomorrow will
be Thursday, heading into Mother's Dayweekend. Let's talk about what we're gonna
talk about tomorrow. Robert de Nirowill be eighty years old. The Intern
is gonna have a baby. Ijust watched that movie again, so I'm
thinking about a girl he got pregnant. Yeah, or he apparently just delivered
(00:20):
his baby he met on the intern. He met what he met in that
movie? Oh did he Yeah?She was the karate instructor. I guess
I don't remember the movie. Oh, yeah, instructor. Yeah, apparently
she's a former world champion and karate. Tiffany Chen is her name. And
(00:41):
uh, he let that slip outwhen somebody said, you know something about
being a father of six, andhe said, actually, I'm number seven
now I just had one. Wow, seventy. What well he'll be he'll
be eighty in August. Oh,so he'll be roughly, well, he'll
be one hundred and one when thekid graduates college. Just be ninety seven
(01:08):
or so for the high school graduation. Probably not a whole lot of shared
experiences coming up with the with theyoungster. I wouldn't think so which makes
people say this is very selfish.You should not have done this. It's
like Tony Randall. Tony Randall hada kid when he was like eighty.
(01:30):
Well, I'm gonna look up TonyRandall. I forgot about that. I
mean, you're not even gonna bedriving a kid to her first karate class
when she's six. Well he could, I mean, I don't know how
long. I mean he does.You know. The weird thing is Harrison
Ford is eighty yeah, and helooks younger and healthier to me than Robert
DeNiro. Something about Robert DeNiro justdoes not look well, that's true,
(01:53):
he's I don't know, but II think that that is a selfish move.
There has to be a cutoff.I'm thinking to say, because with
women, you know, you're notgonna have a child at fifty five r
sixty. I mean, I guessthere's been a couple of isolated incidents,
probably have had some sort of surgeryand done that, but they're not.
They're certainly not having him at eightyAbraham just because so just because you can.
(02:20):
Sarah, Sarah did it about thehelp of a structure. By the
way, she didn't have an ob G. I am. So here's
the thing. I'm thinking back nowin the movie The Intern when he goes
to interview for the intern position andthey say, there's a little question.
We ask everybody just feel free tojust tell me what's on your mind?
What do you see yourself in tenyears? And de Niro says, when
(02:43):
I'm eighty, yeah, wa wawhen when you're well? Never mind,
you would have never thought when hewas eighty he'd be looking at a at
a brand new baby, an infant. I'm looking at Tony Randall right now.
His last child was born when innineteen ninety eight. Yes, Tony
died in O four at the ageof eighty four, but I think it
(03:06):
was in a hospital when he whenthat child was conceived, Wasn't he in
a hospital bed? I think hewas already having some health challenges. What
I'm making all that up? Itjust makes for a good podcast. You're
not gonna be smirch Tony random noton my watch, the cleaner, the
more nitpicky of the odd couple.Yes, yes, I don't know.
(03:31):
I'm trying to think of the oldestparent now. When I was a kid,
I had a friend Dan whose momand dad were both significantly older than
anybody else's parents. And again,it was a lot different, I think
growing up in the seventies because peopleaged quicker they did. They just looked
(03:54):
older faster, They chained, smoked, they drank like fish, they mean,
and they just dressed old. Heliterally, not even exaggerating, had
three martinis every day for lunch.Wow, and then he would have a
couple of more with dinner. Functionalalcoholic as a dad, maybe not so
(04:15):
point. I remember at one pointhe did this thing where I was sleeping
over his house, and he usedto do this. I don't even way
where he came up with this.It's kind of weird to think about.
It was called ragweedy. He's drunk, so and every Friday night if I
was sleeping over, he'd be walkingbasically hide and go seek. But he
was like, I'm ragweed or something. And I remember one time, We're
(04:41):
about seven years old, We're hidingin Dan's bedroom closet and they would though
the old wooden slide door thing.Yeah, and he thinks he knows where
we're at, right, he opensup the door and we freak out and
we run out of there and weyes, we just kind of ran down
the hall and then I don't knowif we re hit or something. And
(05:02):
then he never came and found us, and so an extended period of time
went by and he didn't come andget us. Well, anyway, we
went downstairs and watched TV, watchedprobably different strokes or something. We came
back upstairs and I was like,it's like nine ten o'clock at night.
It's like time for us to maybestart getting ready for bed type time.
He is passed out in the closet. He must have like spun around,
(05:27):
fell over and it was too drunkto get up. Wow. But he
but I mean, I don't rememberhis age, but I want to say
he was like fifty, which seemedlike a hundred because like my mom was
like twenty six, you know,and so here's this fifty year old guy.
But and Dan was clearly a mistake, right, Like he had like
(05:50):
three brothers and sister three. Hehad two brothers I think, and three
sisters, and they were like theyoungest was twenty years older than Oh my
gosh, it was like total mistake. Where'd you come from? Kid?
How did this even happen to us? You know, his brothers and sisters
were older than my parents, sothat was That's the only thing I'm thinking
(06:14):
about it. Like you do seea lot of parents and stuff at the
ball games and stuff. You know, a lot of grandparents now are raising
kids all over again from their kidskids, so it's almost like their parents
all over again. So it's notas unusual to see a scenario like that
out and about. It's not,I don't think. I think it's probably
more common now to see a giganticage of difference in the parents representing our
(06:36):
kids at a little league game,an eighty year old pushing a stroller and
saying, that's my child. No, no saying and pushing these grandchilds.
Okay. So that's what I'm saying. Because of the scenario we have going
on now, maybe it's a littlemore it's not as socially shocking to see
(06:56):
like a seventy five year old witha two year old because it has my
grand kid. Yeah, I don'tknow. If it's to me, I'm
not as well, she's she's she'snot a round, Okay. I'm not
as concerned about the social awkwardness ofit. What I'm concerned about is the
child actually growing up with a fatherwho is unable to be there in wheelchair.
(07:23):
And I mean, it's different ifyour father is killed in a car
accident. It's different if your fatheris something happens to them, and it's
a tragedy, if something happens toeither parent, obviously, right, But
this is almost an intentional choice.It was an intentional choice. You're gonna
be and he maybe she wanted tohave a kid. She wanted to have
the kid, but he probably didn'twant to have a kid. He wanted
(07:45):
to have a kid. So she'sgot a kid. She's happy. She's
not his wife. She probably wantedto get married. I couldn't get that,
But I got the kid, andshe's got a stipend for the rest
of her life. If you arethe mother or the father of this young
lady, and I don't even knowhow old she is. I've not seen
(08:07):
her age published anywhere, but we'llassume she's in her thirties. If you
are that woman and or you're herparents, and she comes home and says,
guess what, I'm having a baby. Really imagine it's not somebody famous,
yeah, maybe not even rich.Is there any possibility that she hooks
(08:28):
up with just a random eighty yearold guy. He was just a really
good waiter. He was a goodintern. Depending on the velocity, a
snowball will make it at least sixor seven feet in the hell before it
completely melts. Of the velocity.I've never heard of phrase like that.
(08:52):
That's pretty good. All right,all right, we can talk about that,
all right, prom I think isit over for everybody now or there's
still a few left to go.I'm assuming that as we get into the
middle of mine, I'm thinking they'reall over, because I think I remember
hearing the last the last palm ofthe season. I think was a precursor
to the shooting, Wasn't it?Was it? I think? So?
(09:15):
Okay, I know it was ontwo Notch Road about two weeks ago,
and I saw an SUV that wasmarked off a police tape. And this
car had been ragged when it isa busted out of it, as you
know, the front ends all screwedup. It's something next to a telephone
pole. And I'm like, wow. I've seen those displays for encourage kids
at prom season don't drink and drive. I've seen those displays typically on the
school grounds. I've never seen oneright there on the corner of two Notch
(09:37):
and Park Lane. Well, itturns out that was a real accident.
That wasn't That wasn't just a demonstrationfor the youngsters because I drove past it.
The telephone pole was like, itwasn't completely obviously damage to the point
where it's going to fall, butit was hit. It was a stout
pole because that car was demolished.Anyway, I thought we were fitting for
(10:00):
that. I'm not sure. Well, hopefully all the problems are. We
get all the graduation ceremonies coming up, so there's other events for youngsters.
Now you can share your prom horror. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I can tell you mine. And I've mentioned it before. I
ripped my pants at the prom,ripped out the crotch of at the prom,
(10:22):
and did it early in the eveningbefore the dinner was served, so
I had to sit there with mytidy Whitey's showing plainly through my tuxedo pants.
I was just reading this. Onegirl wrote her and said her date
canceled at the last second, andso her parents made her brother go,
(10:46):
oh my god, because we're notwasting that ticket. We're sorry about the
dress. Yeah, so he hadto wear because he didn't even have anything
to wear, he had to wearhis dad's suit. Wow, that's hysterical
here with your younger brother at theprom enchantment of the sea. So classic,
(11:07):
what a lizard. That is great. Did you have a good prom
or proms? Because I'm sure youwent. Yeah. And now I'll mention
this one more time, just becausewe thought it was funny. But the
double I double dated on my juniorsenior and we because the girls were best
friends and he and I were bestfriends, so we thought it would be
(11:30):
funny if we took him to aplace that's no longer there because of all
the development around Lake Murray, butit's close to Double Bridges. It was
a fish camp. So we walkeddown in tucks and full length gowns with
the girls and um ate with thefishermen. They didn't think that was funny.
They were not laughing. No.And it's not like we didn't have
the money to take him to anicer restaurant. I mean, the guy
(11:54):
that I was on a double datewith, I mean he just turned eighteen.
I don't have no idea how muchmoney his family was worth. The
dude had plenty of cash. Butyeah, we thought it would be and
we like to eat there. Wethought that would be great. They didn't
think so, we said in plasticchairs, Kelly. Ah. This is
a quick, little funny story Isaw here in the London papers. They're
(12:18):
talking about phrases that Americans use.They hate yea on a weekly basis.
Why would you use such a longphrase to say weekly? Break a leg?
I literally think of somebody with abroken leg. This is a very
disgusting phrase to use to say goodluck. I'm working on it. I'm
(12:39):
talking about food. I'm always surprisedwhen a server at a restaurant asks if
I'm still working on my food.I'm not working on it. I'm enjoying
it. I can't even I understandthe context when I first heard it in
a video, everything is fine.Actually accept the fact that it's grammatically incorrect.
(13:01):
So are there? You know?I have long said that the one
phrase that bugs me continues to thestay. I heard it again yesterday on
a television broadcast from a newscaster whoI know has a college degree. I
could care less, yeps what aman said, please do I could care
less? Well, why don't youand demonstrate it plainly you can, yes,
(13:22):
demonstrate it. How do you care? Don't you keep caring less until
you can't care less? Until youget to that point. Get to that
point, then get back to me. But is there another phrase that you
hate? Uh? There, there'sa lot of them that get on my
nerves. So we could talk aboutthat. I don't like it when the
British say brilliant about stuff that's notbrilliant. Yes, this is the very
(13:43):
It's just a mocking term. Doyou think that they're mocking mocking you?
They say it about soccer or footballas they call it football. They'll be
like, oh, that's a brilliantfall, but did what you're supposed to
do? He's basted to the medalspectacular? Yes, brilliant. No,
I wasn't brilliant. No, it'sbeen done before, just nothing like that.
That was incredible, what a displayof athleticism, But it wasn't brilliant.
(14:09):
They'd say that about their tea.This is a brilliant cup of tea,
yes they would. All right,so we can talk about that too
as we get ready for Thursday,May eleventh, heading into Mother's Day weekend.
Hey, what's going on with yourmom and them. What's happening with
your mom and them. You canget back to us. You know how
to reach out to us, andtomorrow we start talking. You start talking.
The old school phone numbers nine seven, eight nine two six seven,
(14:31):
nine seven eight cos
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