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Hello, Kelly Nash, Good morning, Good morning. It's Tomorrow show.
Today. Tomorrow will be the fourteenth, Yes, almost halfway through May.
Tom is flying, brother. Wegot high school graduations coming up and another
two weeks of school in Summer's on? Have the proms hit? Oh yeah,
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yeah, we've had problems. Yeah, most of the problems in the
North happen sometime late in May,so I guess we'll try to get them
done it right. But I mean, you know, this has been an
incredible spring. I mean, temperatureshave been in the seventies and eighties now
for weeks. It has been nice. It's really been enjoyable. Unlike typically
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by now, if you're new toSouth Carolina, typically we would be in
summer right now, it'd be ninetytwo best free, and then we'll go
up to one hundred or so duringthe July August months, and then in
September you get a little break andgo down to ninety five, and then
October. The first two weeks ofOctober we're usually in the eighties. But
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that second week again, whenever thestate Fair hits. The second week of
the state Fair, there's a dramaticshift usually during that week where the first
week end of the fair. Ifyou're wearing anything more than a tank top,
you're in trouble. But by theair, if you're not wearing a
sweatshirt, you you're freezing. Ithink it has something to do with the
greenhouse gas effect. Once you startfrying that much food, we actually,
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yeah, we bring it on ourselvesthe climate. That's right, that's amazing.
Once you start frying all that,releasing it into the atmosphere, that
brings in the coal front. Well, how dare you steal the rest of
my summer with your fried food andyour dreams of By the way, I'm
not a scientist. That's just aguess. It sounds like it just drawing
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a correlation. I would say thatthat sounds scientific, as it's got as
much scientific backing as most of thestuff that we read these days. So
yeah, I will declare myself ascientist, given your and certified by the
Jonathan Rush Institute for Scientists. OhI have to do well, never mind,
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we'll get now about to go political. I don't want to do that.
Okay, Well, let me getyou into some more awkwardness. Jonathan,
men and women think differently about alot of things. I'm wondering if
there's a lot of women who agreewith this woman, or if more people
will agree with the boyfriend. Ilive with my girlfriend. I love her,
and we've been living together for aboutsix months and everything's great. Mother's
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Day yesterday I came home and shewas basically in tears, and she said,
you've done nothing for Mother's Day.But we have kids, And I
said, excuse me. And shepointed to the dogs and said said,
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I'm the mother. These are mybabies, and you should have celebrated me.
That's great. And he said,we have a cocker spaniel, Like,
why am I supposed to celebrate?Mother's Day is for human mothers?
And she's like, I am ahuman mother, that's great, but her
babies are the dogs. And whenthat dog hast dogs. I know this
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because I've seen women with a Tshirts that's your grand doggie, that's doggie.
This is a whole new thing thatI had not I mean I hadn't
even contemplated this. I have seenthose T shirts and the proclamations that I
am you know, I have furbabies. I say that, yes,
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is that true? Is that real? Should we be giving them the same
honor that you gave your mother.What does it cost you, Keli,
doesn't cost you anything to give herthe honor? Well, okay, it
costs me a breakfast in bed ora piece of jewelry or some sort.
The honor comes in the gifting.Goot, this is good. This is
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good. Why don't we give enoughrespect for the for the mothers of the
fur babies and the grand doggies.Put some spect on, I ask you.
That's great, this is good.We got more awkwardness. We've got
a uh this is happening in thepaper. She is upset because she sent
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out an RSVP to my wedding thing, the RSVP thing that she had made
up. She's got a picture ofit here, says you can you can
either click you know, uh,draw in the little box joyfully accepts or
regretfully declines the invitation we have reservedand then to put blank. And then
she wrote for them four seats.So she wrote four in that little blank
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area, we have reserved four seatsin your honor list any dietary requirements below.
Well, she's showing a picture ofone that got returned to her that
said joyfully accepts, and where shewrote four. The lady then penciled in
herself plus baby, so we reservedfour seats plus baby, she wrote.
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Then she wrote in the dietary requirements, don't worry about and then she in
this post here they've gotten rid ofthe guy's name. With his celiac disease,
he'll have to eat before the wedding, and the baby won't need any
food either, So it's actually threedinners. That's what we're looking for.
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But we're gonna have basically five peoplethere, and the bride is in great
distress. What that's what she's said. We just saved your two plates,
depending on where you're doing this thing, and that could be three hundred dollars.
I didn't invite your baby to thewedding. If I had want I
knew you had a baby. IfI wanted to invite your baby, I
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would have put five I invite.Did You're not going to bring that precious
little child in here and steal frommy I had invited your two adult children
and you and your husband. Ididn't invite a baby to my wedding.
You just penciled that in, right, So what do you do? Is
she right? Clearly she knows Ihave a baby. I mean, we've
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talked about it. Is this forthe this is for the reception or for
the rehearsal? What are we invitinggears? This guest r s VP baby
reception. Yeah, this is sitdown reception dinner. Wow, your baby
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can't come now? No, Ijust said my baby is coming. I've
added one. I got a plusone now right now, what do you
do? Do you call her back? And do you actually call her and
say, excuse me, you don'twant you. I wrote the number that
is invited. If you want tobring the baby, then leave the adult
kid home. This is very good. No, she doesn't want she doesn't
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want the baby. She doesn't wantthe baby. But if you want to
bring the baby, you gotta kickmy baby, steal the show. You
walk into a room with the babyor by kuzza of the baby. That's
the problem. I'm thinking that's theproblem. That's probably true. Plus,
babies can be disrupting. Put himon the teet. I heard a guy
on the radio this weekend, listeningto some national sports guy. I thought
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he had an interesting idea, andI felt like we had discussed this,
but maybe we hadn't. He wasupset he said he had to catch a
red eye from Vegas back to whereverhe works, Chicago or whatever. All
right, he said, it washorrible flight, he said. He said,
there's me on the aisle. Nextto me in the middle seat is
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a baby, and then next tothe baby is the mother. The baby
cried the entire time, that highpitched for five hours. That's miserable,
and there's nothing you can do toshit. And he said, I thought
of an idea. Why don't theyhave all baby flights And it's a discount.
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So if you have a child underthe age of two, come on
and you want to have a discountedflight, We're gonna make it cheaper for
you. And then all you barelygo to the pilots to keep the planes
in the air. Now I'll begoing to have a damn baby flights scheduled.
Here's the brilliance of it. Wecharge an extra twenty percent for airfare
for baby free flights. Okay,and there you go. So he's like,
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would I be willing to go fromfive hundred to seven hundred dollars for
that ticket? You're damn right.I would to keep that kid away from
me, he said. Plus,when that kid starts crying. Yeah,
they all start crying. They allstart crying. Whoever, how many kids
are on that plane, they're allgoing nuts. But if it was a
plane filled with babies, two thingswould happen. One, maybe they all
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go nuts together and everybody's in onit and they understand it. Or Two,
there's so many parents that have reallyrate skill sets they could calm all
the kids down. They might maybe able to. Okay, So I
think I think I would be willingto pay more for it. And I
know we've talked about I know we'vedefinitely talked about baby free restaurants. Sure
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should they offer that as an option? Like, hey, look, no
baby's allowed on Fridays or Saturday nights. Nobody under the age of there's no
reason for a baby to be onthe Red Eye anyway, you're a bad
parent, I got a baby onthe Red Eye or you're on the runs.
Got to be in some incredible extenuatingcircumstances for that to ever happened.
Okay, Well, just think aboutwhere he said he was flying from Las
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Vegas. She's on a plane withan infant at two in the morning from
Vegas. She's not making great decisionswith her life. Okay, got it.
Sorry, but the but what abouta restaurants should would it be benefit
a restaurant if they said no oneunder the age of five five allowed in
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here on Friday and Saturday nights,and your six year old could be kicked
out of any second. You're ona tight leash, kid. Yeah,
we're watching you. This is forthe adults who want to come in here
and drop hundreds of dollars on wineand better food and be romantic, and
you shouldn't be here. I likeit. You ready to do that?
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Yeah, let's launch the Jonathan andKelly Romantic Restaurant. I like it.
I wonder what kind of things wewould have in there. No baby's allowed.
CNBC just ran a poll of eighteento thirty four year olds, and
they believe eighty one percent of thosepeople in that age group, eighty one
percent said that their personal productivity wouldincrease if we moved to a four day
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work week. They are lying.That's why I'm trying to figure out,
like, why would your productivity,little horse craft increase? Just because people
on television can say whatever they wantnobody ever push his back doesn't mean that
at some point, we don't lookat fellows said, this isn't going shut
up. Nobody buys that you're stupid. So it's one and thirty three people
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in that age group were surveyed byCNBC and they point out in this story
XOS Exos, a US coaching companythat trains top athletes and leads corporate wellness
programs, recently reported results from theirfirst six months of an ongoing four day
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work week experiment. And this companydoes what are they trying to get coach?
Who? Again? Corporate wellness programs? Exos is the name of the
company. I don't have to pronounceit io Xos, And according to them,
they showed a fifteen percent increase inproductivity on a four day work week
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over the five day work week.This is just over a six month period,
though they don't know the long termeffects of it. Maybe I'm wrong
on this. Their four day workweek trials have shown similar gains. Responds
to the CNBC Generational Labs survey largelyagreed to the work week length. And
I guess you believe this company thathinges themselves exclusively to a clientele having to
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do with the workplace whatever put theirreputation on the line to flow their company
up for a BS survey. SoI got a feeling that they may they're
seeing something that leads them to believethis could in fact be true. According
to this Also, Representative Mark Tacano, Democrat California is bringing up a bill
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that would reduce our standard work weekdown to thirty two hours. That was
four days, and anything over thatyou would have to pay over time.
That sounds insane because there's certain jobsthat you can't increase productivity without more time.
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Like if I am a waiter waitress, I can't I can't serve more
customers. I can only serve whatI can serve. That's right. I
can't fight more fires if I'm notworking. There's you know, there's if
I'm a firefighter, I can onlyyou know, do so much copping.
Yeah, if I'm the checkout personat a convenience store waiting, no baby
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with a fast car, you're thecheckout girl. I still got to be
there. By the way, I'verecently sworn off an entire chain at convenience
stores. I will never go intoanother one again. Convenience stores, Yes,
I'll pull up and get gas aslong as I don't have to interact
with any of the employees. Areyou willing to say their name or no?
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I don't know if they're an advertiseror not. We don't know if
they've bought protection. You can buyprotection. But I said, I nearly
said to her on Friday, thisis her, being the girl working there.
I'm sorry to be an inconvenience toyou. I prompt I swear to
God, you will never have toput with me again. Now that's not
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the lord, that's his g Aw D. Yeah, I swear to
God, whoever that is. Ialmost said that to him. I thought,
you know something she didn't care tobegin with. Why waste the effort?
Yeah, just take your miscounty changeand get the hell out of here.
Do you think if you come backor don't come back? Or I
may go in just to give herthe correct change, you know, so
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that I can get a ten back. Oh, just to see the surprised
look in her face again, becauseshe is totally startled by mathematics. It
looks frightening to her. It's newsto her, frightening. Two plus two
weekles four, Yeah, I gottaAnd the other day I got a gatorade
this is at a different story.I laughed out loud with her. I
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got a gatorade and some mints andsomething else, and I was on pump
nine. So it was like,let's say it's like five seventy five or
whatever. So I did, okay, I want, I want fourteen twenty
five on pump five and it roundedup twenty bucks. And she said,
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man, you were good at man. Well, thank you, you are
good. I'll practice it. Youare good all those times tables and whatnot
paid off. But the other girl, I'm not. I'm not going back
to that entire comedience store. Runit off, and unfortunately they're everywhere.
Can't stop there, won't I'll stopthere for gas. Not gonna go.
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I'll die of thirst first. ButI mean not doing it. I'm I'm
with you, but then I'm partof me. Also says in a post,
what do you always say? Like? It used to be in a
COVID age and now it's a postin a post COVID era. There's only
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so many competent employees available. Stoptrying to put them behind the cash register.
Just make the whole damn thing likea vending machine. Now, I
will tell you that I did Ithink circle K that The last two or
three times I've been in there,I was, I don't know, pleasantly
surprised is the right thing. Butyou don't have to deal with the cashier
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anymore. You just put your thingsright on the counter and it I don't
know how it does it. You'renot amazing, but it'll just like it'll
and it'll tell you, oh,you've got the so and so, the
so and so and the so andso, and you look at it and
if you confirm it, boom,then you just pay that and you can
add fuel if you like. Yeah, So I don't really have to deal
I think that circle K circle Kdoes that. I love Circle GAY.
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So that might be the end ofthe cashier shortage, the great cast.
I don't think you actually, Ithink I think I've seen people have to
step to another register if they wantedto, like a lottery ticket, I
think everything else. Yeah, Orif you want those cherry cigars, we
haven't gotten to the cherry cigar line. No, no, you can't do
that yet. I guess they haveto check your ID. Cherry cigars.
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See now that I've never smoked aswhatever, it seemed to me that's kind
of like a oxy mor like Ican't imagine cherries anything other than sweet,
and I can't I measuree the cigarbeing. I don't know, but I
know they come in all kind ofcrazy flavors because I hear that. People
say, we got a flavor theywant m anyway? All right, So
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you got to go talk to somebodyabout that. One day the dreams come
true, we won't have to talkto I don't understand why the machine was
scanned, the damn thing. WhyI won't scan at your driver's license.
I guess maybe they haven't perfected thethe ability to not not that the cashiers
have either, but the ability toreject a face, the facial recognition right
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there, you get the camera,Yeah, a driver's license. Boom,
check the face, check the age? What if I have a Puerto Rican
driver's license. I think it's becausethis stuff is so expensive that they put
it out there. People are juststealing. What's that the cigars and all
stuff? Well maybe two, butI mean we have beer out there,
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that's true, and I don't thinkI can buy that at the checkout without
having somebody come over and look atmy ID. That's right, Yeah,
I think there's something to do withlegally if you're gonna get sued, I
guess you want to get sued becauseof a human error. I'm guessing maybe
the software companies won't set responsibility.Yeah we're not. I don't know that.
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Yeah, I don't think we're gonnahave the answer on this podcast.
But that's something we can look into. But I do like the idea that
we could. I feel bad forcashiers. That's a great beginning job.
And I don't know where you're going, Like, we're getting to the point
where I don't know where you beginyour work life when you're sixteen. If
you can't work at a checkout counter, you can't pump gas, you can't.
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We're gonna get to the point wherethere is no minimum wage jobs,
but you don't have the interaction anymorewith the people. A lot of times.
JUST thought of an awkward interaction thathappened to me about a month ago.
I can't believe we han't talked aboutthis yet. What happened? You
know, when you were in highschool, you know that you would if
somebody touched her hand, If ifa girl like for instance, touched her
hand, I would have thought wewere married. I mean, if a
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girl touched my hand, I wouldhave been like, oh my god,
she touched me. You know,if she took her fingernail and scratch her
palm. I don't know what thatis now, Okay, well she's she's
scratching your palm. She'd take herfingernail and just rub your palm like that.
Why, well does it feel good? I've never had that done to
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me. Later it will, yes, Okay, So that's not like us.
That wasn't a signal in your highschool days. If we're at the
point where she's touching me like that, we've already had signals. We've already
we've already watched her touch her,had the hallway and stuff, and she
would just grab your hand walking downthe hallway. If a girl grabbed her
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hand walking down the alway and scratchthe inside of your palm just lightly,
I would have assumed I'm about tofather a child. That's way way down
the line for me. Okay,never mind, this story has no commonality.
We'll go nowhere, so we'll stopit now. Hey, am I
am I missing something here? SouthCarolinias Kelly didn't get that up. No
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worth, no I've I don't evenknow that Angela to this day has ever
scratched the palm of my hand.I don't know what I'm missing. I
got to ask her to do thattonight. Okay, all right, listen
back to you with a full report. Wow, why did I even know
about that can of worms? Hey? What's going on in your neighborhood?
What's happening in your hallways? Girlsin the office, don't do that.
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What are y'all doing to your palms? That is so good? All right?
You can reach out to us onsocial media and how to do that.
And if you want to do anotheremail, you can do that.
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Hello, Kelly Nash, Good morning, Good morning. It's Tomorrow show.
Today. Tomorrow will be the fourteenth, Yes, almost halfway through May.
Tom is flying, brother. Wegot high school graduations coming up and another
two weeks of school in Summer's on? Have the proms hit? Oh yeah,
(00:21):
yeah, we've had problems. Yeah, most of the problems in the
North happen sometime late in May,so I guess we'll try to get them
done it right. But I mean, you know, this has been an
incredible spring. I mean, temperatureshave been in the seventies and eighties now
for weeks. It has been nice. It's really been enjoyable. Unlike typically
(00:42):
by now, if you're new toSouth Carolina, typically we would be in
summer right now, it'd be ninetytwo best free, and then we'll go
up to one hundred or so duringthe July August months, and then in
September you get a little break andgo down to ninety five, and then
October. The first two weeks ofOctober we're usually in the eighties. But
(01:03):
that second week again, whenever thestate Fair hits. The second week of
the state Fair, there's a dramaticshift usually during that week where the first
week end of the fair. Ifyou're wearing anything more than a tank top,
you're in trouble. But by theair, if you're not wearing a
sweatshirt, you you're freezing. Ithink it has something to do with the
greenhouse gas effect. Once you startfrying that much food, we actually,
(01:27):
yeah, we bring it on ourselvesthe climate. That's right, that's amazing.
Once you start frying all that,releasing it into the atmosphere, that
brings in the coal front. Well, how dare you steal the rest of
my summer with your fried food andyour dreams of By the way, I'm
not a scientist. That's just aguess. It sounds like it just drawing
(01:49):
a correlation. I would say thatthat sounds scientific, as it's got as
much scientific backing as most of thestuff that we read these days. So
yeah, I will declare myself ascientist, given your and certified by the
Jonathan Rush Institute for Scientists. OhI have to do well, never mind,
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we'll get now about to go political. I don't want to do that.
Okay, Well, let me getyou into some more awkwardness. Jonathan,
men and women think differently about alot of things. I'm wondering if
there's a lot of women who agreewith this woman, or if more people
will agree with the boyfriend. Ilive with my girlfriend. I love her,
and we've been living together for aboutsix months and everything's great. Mother's
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Day yesterday I came home and shewas basically in tears, and she said,
you've done nothing for Mother's Day.But we have kids, And I
said, excuse me. And shepointed to the dogs and said said,
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I'm the mother. These are mybabies, and you should have celebrated me.
That's great. And he said,we have a cocker spaniel, Like,
why am I supposed to celebrate?Mother's Day is for human mothers?
And she's like, I am ahuman mother, that's great, but her
babies are the dogs. And whenthat dog hast dogs. I know this
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because I've seen women with a Tshirts that's your grand doggie, that's doggie.
This is a whole new thing thatI had not I mean I hadn't
even contemplated this. I have seenthose T shirts and the proclamations that I
am you know, I have furbabies. I say that, yes,
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is that true? Is that real? Should we be giving them the same
honor that you gave your mother.What does it cost you, Keli,
doesn't cost you anything to give herthe honor? Well, okay, it
costs me a breakfast in bed ora piece of jewelry or some sort.
The honor comes in the gifting.Goot, this is good. This is
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good. Why don't we give enoughrespect for the for the mothers of the
fur babies and the grand doggies.Put some spect on, I ask you.
That's great, this is good.We got more awkwardness. We've got
a uh this is happening in thepaper. She is upset because she sent
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out an RSVP to my wedding thing, the RSVP thing that she had made
up. She's got a picture ofit here, says you can you can
either click you know, uh,draw in the little box joyfully accepts or
regretfully declines the invitation we have reservedand then to put blank. And then
she wrote for them four seats.So she wrote four in that little blank
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area, we have reserved four seatsin your honor list any dietary requirements below.
Well, she's showing a picture ofone that got returned to her that
said joyfully accepts, and where shewrote four. The lady then penciled in
herself plus baby, so we reservedfour seats plus baby, she wrote.
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Then she wrote in the dietary requirements, don't worry about and then she in
this post here they've gotten rid ofthe guy's name. With his celiac disease,
he'll have to eat before the wedding, and the baby won't need any
food either, So it's actually threedinners. That's what we're looking for.
(05:34):
But we're gonna have basically five peoplethere, and the bride is in great
distress. What that's what she's said. We just saved your two plates,
depending on where you're doing this thing, and that could be three hundred dollars.
I didn't invite your baby to thewedding. If I had want I
knew you had a baby. IfI wanted to invite your baby, I
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would have put five I invite.Did You're not going to bring that precious
little child in here and steal frommy I had invited your two adult children
and you and your husband. Ididn't invite a baby to my wedding.
You just penciled that in, right, So what do you do? Is
she right? Clearly she knows Ihave a baby. I mean, we've
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talked about it. Is this forthe this is for the reception or for
the rehearsal? What are we invitinggears? This guest r s VP baby
reception. Yeah, this is sitdown reception dinner. Wow, your baby
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can't come now? No, Ijust said my baby is coming. I've
added one. I got a plusone now right now, what do you
do? Do you call her back? And do you actually call her and
say, excuse me, you don'twant you. I wrote the number that
is invited. If you want tobring the baby, then leave the adult
kid home. This is very good. No, she doesn't want she doesn't
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want the baby. She doesn't wantthe baby. But if you want to
bring the baby, you gotta kickmy baby, steal the show. You
walk into a room with the babyor by kuzza of the baby. That's
the problem. I'm thinking that's theproblem. That's probably true. Plus,
babies can be disrupting. Put himon the teet. I heard a guy
on the radio this weekend, listeningto some national sports guy. I thought
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he had an interesting idea, andI felt like we had discussed this,
but maybe we hadn't. He wasupset he said he had to catch a
red eye from Vegas back to whereverhe works, Chicago or whatever. All
right, he said, it washorrible flight, he said. He said,
there's me on the aisle. Nextto me in the middle seat is
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a baby, and then next tothe baby is the mother. The baby
cried the entire time, that highpitched for five hours. That's miserable,
and there's nothing you can do toshit. And he said, I thought
of an idea. Why don't theyhave all baby flights And it's a discount.
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So if you have a child underthe age of two, come on
and you want to have a discountedflight, We're gonna make it cheaper for
you. And then all you barelygo to the pilots to keep the planes
in the air. Now I'll begoing to have a damn baby flights scheduled.
Here's the brilliance of it. Wecharge an extra twenty percent for airfare
for baby free flights. Okay,and there you go. So he's like,
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would I be willing to go fromfive hundred to seven hundred dollars for
that ticket? You're damn right.I would to keep that kid away from
me, he said. Plus,when that kid starts crying. Yeah,
they all start crying. They allstart crying. Whoever, how many kids
are on that plane, they're allgoing nuts. But if it was a
plane filled with babies, two thingswould happen. One, maybe they all
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go nuts together and everybody's in onit and they understand it. Or Two,
there's so many parents that have reallyrate skill sets they could calm all
the kids down. They might maybe able to. Okay, So I
think I think I would be willingto pay more for it. And I
know we've talked about I know we'vedefinitely talked about baby free restaurants. Sure
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should they offer that as an option? Like, hey, look, no
baby's allowed on Fridays or Saturday nights. Nobody under the age of there's no
reason for a baby to be onthe Red Eye anyway, you're a bad
parent, I got a baby onthe Red Eye or you're on the runs.
Got to be in some incredible extenuatingcircumstances for that to ever happened.
Okay, Well, just think aboutwhere he said he was flying from Las
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Vegas. She's on a plane withan infant at two in the morning from
Vegas. She's not making great decisionswith her life. Okay, got it.
Sorry, but the but what abouta restaurants should would it be benefit
a restaurant if they said no oneunder the age of five five allowed in
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here on Friday and Saturday nights,and your six year old could be kicked
out of any second. You're ona tight leash, kid. Yeah,
we're watching you. This is forthe adults who want to come in here
and drop hundreds of dollars on wineand better food and be romantic, and
you shouldn't be here. I likeit. You ready to do that?
(10:22):
Yeah, let's launch the Jonathan andKelly Romantic Restaurant. I like it.
I wonder what kind of things wewould have in there. No baby's allowed.
CNBC just ran a poll of eighteento thirty four year olds, and
they believe eighty one percent of thosepeople in that age group, eighty one
percent said that their personal productivity wouldincrease if we moved to a four day
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work week. They are lying.That's why I'm trying to figure out,
like, why would your productivity,little horse craft increase? Just because people
on television can say whatever they wantnobody ever push his back doesn't mean that
at some point, we don't lookat fellows said, this isn't going shut
up. Nobody buys that you're stupid. So it's one and thirty three people
(11:07):
in that age group were surveyed byCNBC and they point out in this story
XOS Exos, a US coaching companythat trains top athletes and leads corporate wellness
programs, recently reported results from theirfirst six months of an ongoing four day
(11:28):
work week experiment. And this companydoes what are they trying to get coach?
Who? Again? Corporate wellness programs? Exos is the name of the
company. I don't have to pronounceit io Xos, And according to them,
they showed a fifteen percent increase inproductivity on a four day work week
(11:52):
over the five day work week.This is just over a six month period,
though they don't know the long termeffects of it. Maybe I'm wrong
on this. Their four day workweek trials have shown similar gains. Responds
to the CNBC Generational Labs survey largelyagreed to the work week length. And
I guess you believe this company thathinges themselves exclusively to a clientele having to
(12:15):
do with the workplace whatever put theirreputation on the line to flow their company
up for a BS survey. SoI got a feeling that they may they're
seeing something that leads them to believethis could in fact be true. According
to this Also, Representative Mark Tacano, Democrat California is bringing up a bill
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that would reduce our standard work weekdown to thirty two hours. That was
four days, and anything over thatyou would have to pay over time.
That sounds insane because there's certain jobsthat you can't increase productivity without more time.
(12:58):
Like if I am a waiter waitress, I can't I can't serve more
customers. I can only serve whatI can serve. That's right. I
can't fight more fires if I'm notworking. There's you know, there's if
I'm a firefighter, I can onlyyou know, do so much copping.
Yeah, if I'm the checkout personat a convenience store waiting, no baby
(13:18):
with a fast car, you're thecheckout girl. I still got to be
there. By the way, I'verecently sworn off an entire chain at convenience
stores. I will never go intoanother one again. Convenience stores, Yes,
I'll pull up and get gas aslong as I don't have to interact
with any of the employees. Areyou willing to say their name or no?
(13:41):
I don't know if they're an advertiseror not. We don't know if
they've bought protection. You can buyprotection. But I said, I nearly
said to her on Friday, thisis her, being the girl working there.
I'm sorry to be an inconvenience toyou. I prompt I swear to
God, you will never have toput with me again. Now that's not
(14:01):
the lord, that's his g Aw D. Yeah, I swear to
God, whoever that is. Ialmost said that to him. I thought,
you know something she didn't care tobegin with. Why waste the effort?
Yeah, just take your miscounty changeand get the hell out of here.
Do you think if you come backor don't come back? Or I
may go in just to give herthe correct change, you know, so
(14:22):
that I can get a ten back. Oh, just to see the surprised
look in her face again, becauseshe is totally startled by mathematics. It
looks frightening to her. It's newsto her, frightening. Two plus two
weekles four, Yeah, I gottaAnd the other day I got a gatorade
this is at a different story.I laughed out loud with her. I
(14:43):
got a gatorade and some mints andsomething else, and I was on pump
nine. So it was like,let's say it's like five seventy five or
whatever. So I did, okay, I want, I want fourteen twenty
five on pump five and it roundedup twenty bucks. And she said,
(15:05):
man, you were good at man. Well, thank you, you are
good. I'll practice it. Youare good all those times tables and whatnot
paid off. But the other girl, I'm not. I'm not going back
to that entire comedience store. Runit off, and unfortunately they're everywhere.
Can't stop there, won't I'll stopthere for gas. Not gonna go.
(15:26):
I'll die of thirst first. ButI mean not doing it. I'm I'm
with you, but then I'm partof me. Also says in a post,
what do you always say? Like? It used to be in a
COVID age and now it's a postin a post COVID era. There's only
(15:46):
so many competent employees available. Stoptrying to put them behind the cash register.
Just make the whole damn thing likea vending machine. Now, I
will tell you that I did Ithink circle K that The last two or
three times I've been in there,I was, I don't know, pleasantly
surprised is the right thing. Butyou don't have to deal with the cashier
(16:10):
anymore. You just put your thingsright on the counter and it I don't
know how it does it. You'renot amazing, but it'll just like it'll
and it'll tell you, oh,you've got the so and so, the
so and so and the so andso, and you look at it and
if you confirm it, boom,then you just pay that and you can
add fuel if you like. Yeah, So I don't really have to deal
I think that circle K circle Kdoes that. I love Circle GAY.
(16:33):
So that might be the end ofthe cashier shortage, the great cast.
I don't think you actually, Ithink I think I've seen people have to
step to another register if they wantedto, like a lottery ticket, I
think everything else. Yeah, Orif you want those cherry cigars, we
haven't gotten to the cherry cigar line. No, no, you can't do
that yet. I guess they haveto check your ID. Cherry cigars.
(16:56):
See now that I've never smoked aswhatever, it seemed to me that's kind
of like a oxy mor like Ican't imagine cherries anything other than sweet,
and I can't I measuree the cigarbeing. I don't know, but I
know they come in all kind ofcrazy flavors because I hear that. People
say, we got a flavor theywant m anyway? All right, So
(17:19):
you got to go talk to somebodyabout that. One day the dreams come
true, we won't have to talkto I don't understand why the machine was
scanned, the damn thing. WhyI won't scan at your driver's license.
I guess maybe they haven't perfected thethe ability to not not that the cashiers
have either, but the ability toreject a face, the facial recognition right
(17:44):
there, you get the camera,Yeah, a driver's license. Boom,
check the face, check the age? What if I have a Puerto Rican
driver's license. I think it's becausethis stuff is so expensive that they put
it out there. People are juststealing. What's that the cigars and all
stuff? Well maybe two, butI mean we have beer out there,
(18:06):
that's true, and I don't thinkI can buy that at the checkout without
having somebody come over and look atmy ID. That's right, Yeah,
I think there's something to do withlegally if you're gonna get sued, I
guess you want to get sued becauseof a human error. I'm guessing maybe
the software companies won't set responsibility.Yeah we're not. I don't know that.
(18:29):
Yeah, I don't think we're gonnahave the answer on this podcast.
But that's something we can look into. But I do like the idea that
we could. I feel bad forcashiers. That's a great beginning job.
And I don't know where you're going, Like, we're getting to the point
where I don't know where you beginyour work life when you're sixteen. If
you can't work at a checkout counter, you can't pump gas, you can't.
(18:52):
We're gonna get to the point wherethere is no minimum wage jobs,
but you don't have the interaction anymorewith the people. A lot of times.
JUST thought of an awkward interaction thathappened to me about a month ago.
I can't believe we han't talked aboutthis yet. What happened? You
know, when you were in highschool, you know that you would if
somebody touched her hand, If ifa girl like for instance, touched her
hand, I would have thought wewere married. I mean, if a
(19:15):
girl touched my hand, I wouldhave been like, oh my god,
she touched me. You know,if she took her fingernail and scratch her
palm. I don't know what thatis now, Okay, well she's she's
scratching your palm. She'd take herfingernail and just rub your palm like that.
Why, well does it feel good? I've never had that done to
(19:37):
me. Later it will, yes, Okay, So that's not like us.
That wasn't a signal in your highschool days. If we're at the
point where she's touching me like that, we've already had signals. We've already
we've already watched her touch her,had the hallway and stuff, and she
would just grab your hand walking downthe hallway. If a girl grabbed her
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hand walking down the alway and scratchthe inside of your palm just lightly,
I would have assumed I'm about tofather a child. That's way way down
the line for me. Okay,never mind, this story has no commonality.
We'll go nowhere, so we'll stopit now. Hey, am I
am I missing something here? SouthCarolinias Kelly didn't get that up. No
(20:26):
worth, no I've I don't evenknow that Angela to this day has ever
scratched the palm of my hand.I don't know what I'm missing. I
got to ask her to do thattonight. Okay, all right, listen
back to you with a full report. Wow, why did I even know
about that can of worms? Hey? What's going on in your neighborhood?
What's happening in your hallways? Girlsin the office, don't do that.
(20:47):
What are y'all doing to your palms? That is so good? All right?
You can reach out to us onsocial media and how to do that.
And if you want to do anotheremail, you can do that.
You want to scratch Kelly's pawd byemail, you can do that. I'm
interested. I am Russia ninety sevenfive w CUS dot com or nash at
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ninety seven five w CUS dot com. We start talking. Do start talking
tomorrow on the Morning Rush at ninetseven eight nine, twenty six seven
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