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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nash Heppy Tuesday Wednesday show, right now.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, we get ahead of it, don't we.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
So when we talk about some of the things we'll
be talking about tomorrow, including your chance to win the
next opportunity for Maddix Batson.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Haven't we.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Those people are very excited because they're they have young
people in their lives who are already like enthralled with
this guy. And uh, I think that this is a
great opportunity because again it's going to be at the Senate,
not a not a very uh bad place to see
this guy. I mean, you're gonna this is one of
those events where I mean we've had people like Morgan
(00:41):
Wallen and Luke Combs roll through there, right, and it's like,
what you know, in two years you're like, oh my god,
I saw them at the Senate.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, that's what's going to be happening, I think with
Maddox bats and so you can win your tickets. Just
tell me what the word spatchcocking means.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I can't even believe you've said that word in this podcast,
and this is on the Internet. You can say anything.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Do you think this is one of those things that
our old engineer. Matt would have told us about who Matt.
You remember, Matt, you told us about certain things that
oh my gosh, yeah, certain words and we'd go ante,
what does that mean? Like a pedro surprise or something?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
This is a needed to growing or any any object
to the growing growing?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Is what that? Yeah? On a mail, that's what that is.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Spatch Cocking the technique of flattening a chicken or turkey
by removing the backbone and allowing it to cook more
evenly fast.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I'm sorry I missed that one.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Well, somebody's misusing that word happened, and I'm like, wow,
spatch cocked him? Oh did you now what that's called?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Remove the backbone, let the air right out of it.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I'm assuming it did. It would have on me.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Okay, all right, well then, uh, it's important to know
how to use the word. It.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Need to use the word right, So.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
You need to use it tomorrow morning when we're telling you.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
So this like when you take the bone out of
a breast, a chicken breast, it's a boneless, skinless chicken breast.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
They spatch cock them right there for you.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I don't know if it's skinless again, just the definition
that they provided was the technique of flattening a chicken
or a turkey by removing the backbone, which then allows
it to cook more evenly and faster.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
This is how you could get the ever popular jerkin
tra ducking. You do that to the duck and the
chicken and the turkey, and then you roll them all
together ducks.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I says, oh, matter of fact, if I put in
spatch cocking, yeah, the first thing that comes up, how
to spatch cock your chicken, which this is on YouTube.
This is not dirty.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Go to the Aurban dictionary.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
If you want to spatchcock your chicken. That's an approved
thing on the internet.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Right.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
So I'm trying to look at it real quick. Carla's
cooking show. She's gonna show you how to dispatchcock and
you can use it on the grill or you can
use it in the oven. I guess it's a great
way to prepare turkeys and chickens. I don't have time
to watch all of it now, but we'll be doing
that tomorrow morning at a round six point thirty.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Because we are a family program, we always give you
the regular dictionary, not the urban dictionary.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Definitions.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I'm sure you could have fun with that if you'd
like to. Now, by the way, this is amazing news.
Jonathan McDonald's announced yesterday it's the largest hiring move they've
ever made. They want to hire three hundred seventy five
(03:44):
thousand people as soon as possible to do what Here's
what they say. McDonald's reports that last excuse me, sale
quarter over quarter sales have slumped three point six percent,
and they say it's lack of customer service that has
done that.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I believe it that kiosk is not a good way
to present yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
We need more cooks, we need more managers, we need
more people who are willing to clean up. We just
need more people. So this is even bigger than the
two hundred and sixty thousand that they hired coming out
of COVID, which was at that time the largest hiring
that they've ever done. Three hundred and seventy five thousand people.
And they want you to know, we're not looking just
(04:26):
for somebody who wants to work the summer rush. We're
looking for people who want permanent positions, high dollar positions,
people making sixty seventy eighty one hundred thousand dollars a year.
This is a big time move from McDonald's. They say
America is exploding. They want to credit Donald J. Trump,
they said in their announcement.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
So they're going to keep the kios here, so we'll
make sure they got more people behind the scenes to
move the foods faster.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
And make sure that damn ice cream machine is working.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yes, and clean up in the food eating area, as
if anybody eats in there anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I suppose, well maybe they will maybe once people say
this was, you know, not a bad.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Deal, because you know what happens. After you eat your
meal inside McDonald's. You go back for the ice cream.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Oh is that how it works?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, because you're right, you're still right there. If you
eat it in the car, you're twenty miles away. They go, man,
I wish you had an ice cream for dessert.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
They're also planning on opening nine hundred new restaurants. They say,
this is this is growth mode thanks to Donald Trump.
And they had the secretary.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I mean, can you even take an exit off the
interstate without seeing a McDonald's anymore?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
They said, they've never been this excited.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
They got to put them.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
They say that the tariff war has been won and
this is driving sales for the economy. So McDonald's all
in on Trump and all in on America. Well that's
good news for us.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Did I stop and get last Friday my file of fish? Yes?
I did.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Will you be doing it again this Friday?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Because you brought it up on a Tuesday. Now it's
I don't have any desire to go get my fish
today because you brought it up.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
On What if it was like, Uh, I don't know
what it is, but I know it's on Fridays. But
what if like we were having a long weekend and
we were going to use Thursday as like a Friday,
like meaning we were starting to bet get that, then
you get triggered? What triggers you? Realtor dot Com has
(06:24):
come out with some fairly odd and unusual street names.
So my favorite is in the town of Fannie, Arkansas.
Far from poopen road. That's one word, far from pooping.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
They've got the Toadsuck Road in Conway, Arkansas, but that's
not and there's other toad suck stuff. Apparently in Arkansas
they love the suck toads. Uh West Simsbury, Connecticut, you're
on uh root and toot and hill Hill's root and
tooton Hill Road. Now, I don't even know how you
(07:05):
pronounced this. In California in nineteen forty four, a guy
named Curtis Springer, I guess, had had his own private
road which is now a public road, and he said
he wanted to come up with the most unusual name
for a road, and so it's z z y z
(07:28):
X road. I don't know how you pronounce that either.
Zi's maybe zeis psychopath Drive. Oh wow, that's in Traverse City, Michigan.
There's also a psychopaths in Chacataw and Ellisville, Oklahoma.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
The psychopath Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Uh, there's a is this one street? Wow?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
My way?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Which way?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Right way? That way?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Straightway, same way? In Houston, Texas.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Wow, I hate to live on that street. You imagine
having to write that down?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah, yeah, that's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Or anytime you went like a contest, now give us
your name and address, Yes, spill that out.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
If I had access to a lot of money and
the ability to sponsor something, I would change it the
to the my way highway.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
It's either my way or the highway. I'm on the my.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Way highway highway.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
That's a good name.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Have you ever been on any unusual favorite.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Name of all I told you before in Saluta County
was bullin Sweitz and boulevard.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Bull and Sweitz.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
It's uh, that's German for bullet. And it was actually
the two and a half mile driveway to my friend's
house where he It was a gravel road in the
middle of a cow pasture.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
So there was a lot of bullet swhites in.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
There, a lot of bullet Schweitz.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
And he was German. His name was Hans. Whenever I
go see Hans, you never see Hans in your ice car.
We always go see Hans in your fishing truck. You're
aware that there's the bullinch whit exactly. That's Tuesday. Well,
it's why some boulevard.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Perhaps you will get to some people calling in with
funny names of streets. This is almost a moral dilemma.
But I don't think we have time to wait for Monday.
This gentleman. A gentleman caller says his daughter is graduating
from high school honor student, loves her dearly have been
(09:35):
dating a lady now that he has for about eighteen months.
My daughter has met her several times. Of course, I said,
I'd like to bring my girlfriend to the graduation, but
my daughter, still upset about the divorce from five years ago,
(09:56):
says she doesn't want anybody coming other than me. Now,
she said, you could bring a guest, but just not her.
I have the two tickets for you, but your girlfriends
I've got room. It's not a room issue. It's a
I don't like her issue, and I don't want to
see her at my big day. So now he's he
(10:21):
feels a little weird, I guess, trying to go to
the girlfriend and saying, look, I'm spending the day doing
this big big better.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Give him the plus one. I only have one seat
because it's a graduation and these things are no.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
No.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
She specifically wants you to know I hate your girlfriend.
I'm trying to break you up, so I want to
put you in a bad situation. I'm going to put
it on the internet. I gave my dad plus two
or plus one, but he's not allowed to bring his
girlfriend because I hate her. Now, do you accept the
ticket and go bring another friend or not go at all?
(11:00):
Leaning towards not going at all.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I'm gonna say I agree with him. Don't go.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Oh wow, don't go, but it is hers? Is it almost?
I guess you're not going to give it her full
wedding day status. On the wedding day, whatever she wants goes,
that's her day. This is not quite her day? Is
that what we're saying? This is this is kind of
your day, But it's not.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I'm going to say, don't go. You're gonna disrespect me
like that. Fine, have a good time. Oh, by the way,
I'm sending you a bill for your college I paid.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
For Oh, you pre paid for college.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Maybe that'll change your attitude.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I don't know that. You know, trying to financially put
her over a barrel is the way to win her
heart back.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I don't I'm not trying to win on her back.
I'm just saying, you're not going to dictate the rest
of my life.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
All right.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I think she would say, you're not going to dictate
to me who I have to have at my party.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I'm telling you, this is a shot across the bow.
Oh it's a shot that didn't just go across the bow.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It hit the bow.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I'm going to take the attitude that it's she's a
young lady. She is either seventeen or eighteen. We don't
know her age, but she's a high school graduate or
about to become one. So she's a very young But
I'm still going to call her adult. I hate it
when we call college people, especially college athletes, the kid, like, oh,
and the kid, he's only twenty one, he's only twenty two.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
No, you're still an adult. But that being said, mommy
and daddy going through a divorce can traumatize people for many, many,
many years, and so she's very upset that apparently around
eighth grade.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I'm putting myself way out there on this one. I know,
but I kind of disrespect. It's not going to be rewarded,
but my presence. What do you want me to show
up so I can pick up your bill for lunch. No,
I've been a walking paycheck for you for all of
your life. Is that what you're telling me? Now, I
got to dict, I got to live my life recording
to your degree. Now, I'm just digging it deeper.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I think you go to your girlfriend and you explain, Look,
my daughter's still not healed from the divorce and all
the stuff that went happened there, and so she's just
not comfortable being around you, and she doesn't want you
at this event, and of course I'm going to go
support my daughter. But as soon as it's over, of
course you and I will go out to dinner or
whatever later on that day. But you know, I wouldn't
(13:39):
expect to have a relationship with my daughter for the
foreseeable future, which is okay to me. I think it's
okay if two adults have, you know, adult children, and
the adult children don't want to get along with the
new spouse, but still want to get along with their
parent or try their best to get along with their parent.
I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Oh I forgot the Bible says worship your children. It
wasn't honor your mother and father, it was worship your children.
Jesus said, put me on a shelf, put your kid
up on the altar, and worship them. That's what he
I get that confused all the time.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Well there's Jonathan using sarcasm. We'll see how you guys
handle that tomorrow morning. And I guess I think that
event is coming up this weekend possibly, so we got
to hurry up and get this get this guy in answer?
What did the morning rush?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
The regulars say, Okay, we'll find out tomorrow. I don't
know what kind of celebrations you got coming down with
your family, and how many of your family you're actually
going to recognize as family members and invite them. What
you got going on? What are you saying, He's get
another dig in there while we're here?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Why wait till tomorrow? You can do email me today
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Speaker 2 (14:56):
Nash at ninety seven five to bus dot com tomorrow.
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