06 24 2024 Your neighbor is a spy ?

Episode Transcript

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Hello, Kelly Nash, Good morning, Good morning. It's tomorrow show today,
getting ready for Tuesday, the twentysixth. As I say that,
similarly, I do that just tomake sure that I don't miss something that
doesn't ring a bell. I willcheck my calendar it and no, I
don't have a big day schedule fortomorrow. You think it might be a
special day, like you know,like World Cookie Day or something like that.

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I can always find something on theinternet to celebrate with food. Every
food has a day. I mean, doesn't every single day have like ten
celebrations that are happening. Like there'slike the I get this email, I
usually auto delete it, but it'sbasically like world calendar days, and it'll
be like, you know this today, the world celebrates linguini. It also

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celebrates ballet slippers, and it celebratescarburetors. And then dive deeper. It's
like, think of how much betteryour life is because we invented carburetors or
whatever it is. Well, there'sno argument everybody needs a car, well
not anymore. You don't need acarbon you need a regulator. There you
go, mount up. I wasjust looking to see what comes up as

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a special day. The internet apparentlyis broken. No, you broke the
internet broken. Calendar meetings, Okay, special days. Well we'll see what's
special about tomorrow and get back toyou on that one. It's special because
it's Tuesday. So happy it's especialbecause it's not Monday. We're so happy
that it's Tuesday, all right,So here another shi t day. Can

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you imagine? This is the waythey're described in the newspaper. Ludwig,
great neighbor, rides his bicycle everyday to work. He has an IT
startup. He lives in a pastelcolored house. Him and his wife Maria
have two young children. They livein the suburbs. Life is knife.

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They've been there since twenty seventeen.So twenty seventeen, the new family moves
in, they might have a child. After they move in, they might
already had one. You meet Ludwig, good dude. Ludwig's got an IT
startup. Everything's nice, according tothe Daily Mail. Oh and the mom

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runs an art gallery sends her children'sto the international school. This is a
They're just wonderful people. It turnsout, though, that, according to
the authorities there, they are actuallyRussian spies. They've yep, they've done

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a raid on the house. Adawn raid on their home found hundreds of
thousands of euros hidden in secret compartmentcommunication software heavily encrypted, so US intelligence
could not get so heavily intelligent.Think about this. It's so heavily encrypted.
It was discovered in twenty twenty two. The US intelligence agencies have not
yet been able to decode what theywere sending to Moscow. Wow. We've

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been working on it for two yearstrying to figure it out. But they
were, you know, by byevery account, lovely people. They got
great kids, They live in abeautiful, little charming home. Every they
seem so normal, so quiet,and then you wake up and go,
wait a minute, what's going onat the smith's house or whatever? They're

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Russian spies. Wait a minute,they're hauling boxes of stuff and putting it
into a black suv. Have you. I won't talk about my neighbors because
they might actually be listening right now, but I have found things in the
paper I can talk about one ofthem. One of them was murdered.

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That was shocking. Of course,my wife had to do a deep dive
on that. There's blood on theflat. Yeah, She called me one
day and said, I think thelady across the street has been murdered.
I was like, why would yousay that. She's like, well,
there's police everywhere. There's a womanin handcuffs, and they're bringing out a
body that's covered up. You knowwhat, that's a pretty good bed.

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She's already got the toe tag.And it turned out that the the murderer
was her like adult daughter, andshe had posted on Facebook, which my
wife found later, something about,oh, what's that thing called the the
the group? People think there's agroup that the Illuminati. She posted,

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I wish the Illuminati was real becauseI have a family I want to sacrifice.
She posted that at like three orfour in the morning or something,
and then I guess a few hourslater, stabbed her mother in the kitchen
during breakfast. Her mom should havebeen on social media. You could have
seen it coming. We follow yourkids on social media. That might be
planning to kill you, honey,Is there something you'd like to talk about?

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Just noticing your Facebook post last evening? But I mean, that was
shocking obviously that nobody expects a murderto happen on their street. No.
When I was a kid, Oh, what was that guy's name? How
did I forget his name? Itwas Timmy something. When I was a
kid, so I was probably Iwant to say thirteen when this happened,

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because I think I was a freshmanin high school, aren't you thirteen?
Yeah? Because I graduated when Iwas seventeen, so I was a freshman
in high school. My friend PeteAsh lived probably two blocks from where I
lived, but on Pete Ash's streetwas a kid named I think his name
was Timmy. I don't know howold Timmy was. He was older than
us, weird kid. We wouldsee him. We would play in the

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woods like fort and you know,army games, and he would just be
out there walking by himself, likescared the crap out of us. Like
he was probably maybe twenty something,twenty two, twenty three, so when
we were like nine, ten yearsold, we would just see this dude
walking by himself through the woods,just not on a trail, just walking.

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Weird kid had no friends that anybodyknew of. Apparently I called Pete
before school, or he called me. It must have been he called me
and said, dude, don't don'tcome by my house today. And I
said, what's going on? Hesaid, The streets are blocked, there's
cops everywhere. Why Timmy murdered hisparents? Oh look what turned out?

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He didn't kill his mother. Sheslept through it. She was a raging
alcoholic who was passed out in alazy boy chair. Timmy got a shotgun
and when his father came home fromthe second shift or whatever it was,
that Pratt and Whitney walked out onthe front porch and blew him away as
he stood there in the driveway.He didn't even wait behind the doorlight,

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Miranda Lambert, and then then apparentlywalked right back in and went back to
bed, and then then at thatpoint ended up in a shootout with police.
Oh, he's like firing his shotgunout the window as the cops are
like, come out with your handsup. Your father mop She woke up

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somewhere around at eight am. Apparentlywe read about it the papers. It
was like unbelievable. But that's anotherI mean, and again, you're not
expecting Soviet spies, You're not expectingmurder. Well, there's nothing new under
the sun. Kill. He's gotto happen somewhere. It's found to happen
on the morning west of Regular Street. What happened? And maybe, like
I said, it wasn't that extent, but you found out something about your
neighbors. Yeah, apparently he wasdream he had a problem where he couldn't

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tell the difference between his dreams andreality. Oh yeah, and so this
is a who is the Russian presidentback in the eighties. I'm trying to
the guy with the thing on hishead, that Bresnikov or something like that.
I can't remember his name now,but that dude before he dreamt that
that dude was his father in law. He dreamt he married that guy's daughter.

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I don't even know if that dudehad a daughter, but in his
dreams, he married that guy's daughter, and then his father ended up killing
her. So he was avenging herdmurder by killing his father. That's how
it went down in his brain.Now, in reality, he'd never left
East Hartford and never had a girlfriend, never did any of this stuff.
So it was off the ring.Gorbachev's daughter rushing with the map on his

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head. He'll forever be remembered asthe Russian plan. He's going to take
over the world. He put theplan right there. Hey, what's on
your mind. I'm not trying totrick. Here's the map right there.
I got it. But so doyou have some neighbors who you discovered shocking

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things about. We'd love to hearwhat those shocking things number he called him,
or tell us about it. Now, what else do we got going
on? Is going on? Rightnow? We have exactly that would make
it even better. We have amorning Russian regular who's been involved in a
what apparently he's being described as along term spouse like relationship. I'm not
sure if they're living together, butthey're apparently having intimacies together. And let

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me just try to click on hisemail. He's The basic complaint that he
has about his girlfriend is that duringmoments of intimacy, she likes to go
into what he describes as baby talk. I I'm trying to bring it up
to her. I love you todeath, baby, but you got to

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get rid of this. It's theworst thing ever, totally ruins the mood.
That's not sexy. How do youdiscuss someone's behavior or language during intimate
moments without making them feel bad?Trying to think of something worse than baby

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talk. I'm trying to remember whothe comedian was there was a comedian once
who was talking about dirty talk duringintimate moments, and he's like that I
crossed the line. She got all. She's like, I know you didn't
just call me or whatever. Hewas like, I was just trying to

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keep up with you. She waslike, now, uncuff me. There's
a line. You don't know wherethat line is to cross it, I
guess. But then when it's crossed, like for him, he says,
this ruins everything. That's great.I heard a guy talking recently. Can

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I tell this story. Remember it'spodcast, not over the air, so
a little more. I don't wantto implicate the morning regular. Okay,
yeah. She started giving him histhings to do list. Okay, so
unless you want this to end,wait, I say her things to do

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list for him in the intimate room. No, just like go out and
clean the powerwash the driveway, likethose types of things, change the light
bulb in the uh guest room.You gotta do those things. And I
guess the threat was this is gonnastop if if we don't agree to do

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all these things. So she wasusing it as a weapon. Oh totally.
Yeah, that's that's another issue thatwe've had with totally. Usually women
can do that. Guys can't evenattempt to use it as a weapon.
Oh no, no, no,we're held hostage. No, okay,
all right, that's good, allright, baby talk. That's not sexy
you. I don't know how youbring that up. I thought you bring
it up. I don't know.You can't bring it up. You can't

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bring it up in the moment we'regoing on, So you got to bring
it up outside of the moment.And then of course she's going to feel
very self conscious about it, likebecause it's good, because that's her natural
default way of showing affection. Andthen when she goes to say it,
then she's gonna have to bite hertongue and go, oh, I'm sorry.

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I didn't mean to say that.Baby. All right, we're gonna
do that early. Kid's not gonnabe up anyway because the summertime. Yeah,
I think it's summer off. Luckyguys. All right. By the
way, tomorrow's goat Cheese Day.Oh, it's National Catfish Day. I'm
into that. It's Global Beatles Day. You ever seen the movie Yesterday?

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Yes? I enjoyed that one.I did too. Didn't make a lot
of sense. To me at certainparts of I guess the typical movie you
got to suspend all of your Imentioned you off the air about some guy
who bought a film in a goodwill store. I think it was in
Australia possibly, and it was aHe paid eleven dollars for an eight millimeter
film and when he got it homeand was able to figure out how to

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play it, it showed previously unseenfootage of a Beatles concert shot at in
Australia in nineteen sixty four, andthe guy was on stage filming it.
So he's on stage as the Beatleswere playing to some massive like eighty thousand
seat stadium. It's like the biggestconcert they'd ever done at that point.

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Amateur video, Well, no,because the guy was on stage, so
you have a special pass to behe's standing next to he's standing next to
Paul McCartney and then looking out atthe crowd and they're like that could be
worth millions that. I'm sure noone's ever seen it before. I saved
the best room for last Tomorrow isNational Strawberry Parfay Day. A cool refreshing

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treat. Now the Strawberry Parfay that'sthe kind of has like the whipped cream,
then the strawberries and then yeah,I like that. Do you get
you get crumbs in that one aswell? I'm trying to remember does the
par fay come with crumbs? Isn'tthat line out of Shrek? I don't
know that. Nady Murphy as thetalking talking donkey going to a thing about
parfays. I don't know. Idon't remember Shrek just about uh so that's

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what it was, Yeah, parfas. But if they were talking about I've
forgotten how they got it through theconversation. But he's talking about when you
you say a word, it automaticallycreates an image or you have a physical
reaction. I can't even say theyword pofe without slobry. Yeah, I
want to right now. It mightlove as a par fay. I think
that's in strack. That's great.Speaking of movies, we all kind of

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movie news here, and apparently TheExtors is the movie I mentioned over the
weekend. Not a big not abig, not a big draw. You
know, I never understood why anyof those movies would be. That's a
good sign for America. But What'sinside Out has now done like seven and
two weeks. It's done like sevenhundred and eighty million dollars Inside Out too.
Yeah, I mean that movie iscrushing it in this coming week,

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I believe it's when Kevin Costs I'mgonna be in the theater for Friday night,
are you? What's it? What'sthe name of his new movie,
Horizon Horizon Part one. Apparently it'slike watching the streaming some kind of series
at home, except you have togo to the theaters, except some more
expensive Yeah, a lot more expensive. Yeah, book in some extra budget

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money for your popcorn for Kevin Costner'smovie. All right, what's going on
in your neighborhood? We should betalking about reach out touistion you how to
do that on social media by email. I'm rushing at ninety seven to five,
but you see US dot com andNash at ninety seven five to b
s US dot com. We starttalking about your neighbors tomorrow you call us
up, tell us what's going on? What did you find your neighbors burning
in the back door in the backyardfire pit. I just remembered the story

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out from last week. That's prettygross. Ninety seven eight ninet twenty six
seven tomorrow. In the morning,watch