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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nash, Good morning, Tomorrow show today tomorrow, in
this case Monday. So we know, yeah, we know two things.
We're going to have a Monday morning to morrow dilemma
always do, and we're going to have an opportunity for
you to whim with what you're talking about. And Luke
Bryan's coming to town next week. These tickets get more
valuable as time passes. These will be million dollar tickets.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Do we know is Luke Bran sold out down there?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, that's a good question. I'm sure that he is.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I'm you know, I have a link on the Morning
Rust blog at ninety seven five w sos dot com
if you want to buy tickets through ticket Master to
Luke Bryan. But I think when I look at it,
it appears that most of them are what they would
call what certified resales, yes or.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Something like that.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I don't know that there's any but anyway, we do
have the link if you want to try to buy
Luke Brian consert tickets for the show at Credit One
Stadium next Friday night. But we also have the answer
to the word of the Day for what you're talking about.
Monday Morning Word of the Day Quaker wadger.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I just love the way that sounds. I don't know
what it is, but I want to know now.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
The Quaker wager is a British word used for a
politician being controlled by someone else. Oh, you're a puppet.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
We certainly don't have any of those here in the US.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Quaker wager. That's great, you know the answer. And when
the tickets, well, if you're the right caller, starting at
six thirty, Jonathan'll pick a number.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Then all right, and then we got a Monday morning
moral dilemma.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Uh yeah, this is a truck. I don't know, it's
a dilemma. It's like, how do you handle this situation?
She likes the guy a lot, a lot, and he
proposed She does not want to get married, at least
not right now, but she also does not want to
(01:56):
break up with him.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
The shoe is on the other foot. Typically we hear
about the guys who are being resistant to making a commitment.
She doesn't want to commit the marriage. She just wants
to commit to the relationship. I like, I like what
we got and committed to the relationship.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yes, I'm just not ready to like move in, you know,
make a lifetime commitment.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
It's like the argument that goes back to the sixties.
Why are we going to ruin our great relationship by
getting married? We could just live together, but that's her thing.
We're not living together. I'm not willing to move in
with them. I'm not willing.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
To share towels. I like what we've got.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I like I like it when it yeah, and I
may I.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
May get married. I may want to get married in
a year or two, but I don't want to have
a ring on it right now. I don't want to
tell the world that I'm committed to you forever.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
He's ready for the marriage relationship.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So how do you handle that? He proposed, and she said,
I need some time. But she already knows that she
doesn't want to get married. She just she said I
need some time as a stalling tactic. Well, Monday morning
time is up. So we're gonna have to get her
an answer on how to deal with this. Do you
have to cut him loose? Do you have to say
just be honest and say, look, I don't want to
(03:08):
be married now.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
It all goes back to a Seinfeld or a Mayberry
episode of this one, when Andy thought that Ellie was
going to get hooked up with another guy. Then he
was put in a position where he accidentally came out
and proposed and she turned him down. And he was
excited because he said, well, engagement needs to be something
that's you know, well thought out, and you know you
(03:32):
need to be engaged for a long time. As Andy
would say, oh, make sure this is right for both
of you. And then she dropped him like a hot
potato that we'll just keep dating. And that was fine
with Andy. The other guy, by the way, wasn't going
to marry Ellie. He was already engaged.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I know. By the way, we have a lot of
Craig Milvin fans in Colombia. If you're not from Columbia,
if you're new to the Midlands and you're just discovering
our show, thank you for moving here and listening to us.
But Craig Melvin is from this area and started at
WIS Television and now he's obviously a big shot over
at NBC. Apparently this morning was chastised by one Rick
(04:21):
Springfield made the national news already. Rick Springfield was a
little upset when being interviewed by Craig Melvin and while
answering a Craig Melvin question. Craig Melvin yawned, and Springfield said, oh,
I'm sorry. Am I boring you? Melvin said, I apologize, No,
(04:45):
you're not at all. It's just you know, it's really early.
Oh my god, it was really early.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
He should have just come I said, no, Look, it's
my fault. I was out partying way too late last night.
Come up with a reason other than this just early.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Do you think that does Craig Melvin party?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
If I were him, I would have said it anyway,
or I was up all night with a sick child.
Come up with something that's believable. It'd be believable that
you're partying all night, you went to bed too late,
or you're up all night with a kid. Just come out.
I'm sorry it's early. Well, yeah, it's early. It's Wiley Hart.
Should you do the afternoon show?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I always said this show would be a hell of
a lot funnier if it started at three in the
afternoon exactly. But yeah, has anybody ever yawned at an
inappropriate time for you?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
That's good, that's good.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Remember we can get into that on on Monday as well.
And what was the other thing that I had on
the Morning Rest Plug at ninety seventy five w COS
dot com. Oh, I know that a lot of people.
I don't go to the beach very often. I am
not a beach person.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I am so melanin deficient that I go from white
to pink. I don't have a tan gene, and so
I don't like being at the beach. However, people like you, Jonathan,
who love it and spend a lot of time there.
Jellyfish things are a pretty I guess, regular occurrence for
(06:21):
people who frequent the beach, and forty four percent of
people in a recent survey said that they believed that
if you get a jellyfish thing, you're supposed to urinate
on it.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
That's what the that's the old wives tale.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Well, the doctors want you to know. That is absolutely
one of the worst things you can do. The problem
with urine is that it triggers more of what they
call nema to sitis. Okay, the nema to sitis is
what's actually causing the problem. So the venom is triggering nematocitis,
(07:01):
and then you ping on it fires it off even more,
so you're going to make it worse. You're actually making
the situation worse. And then you obviously are adding in
the fact that possibly you're going to be putting some
sort of toxicity back into your body that your body
was literally trying to project out. You put it into
(07:23):
a wound instead of peeing on a jellyfish thing. If
you happen to go down to the beach this weekend
or whatever, doctors say, obviously, first get the water, get
out of the water, remove the tentacles with tweezers, or
they could say, use a credit card. And after that,
the best thing you can do is soak in hot water,
which will help break down the venom. I guess that's
(07:45):
where the idea of urine started, because urine is going
to be warm. Huh, and urine excuse me, warm water
apparently breaks down the venom. The stuff inside the urine
fires it up. So take warm water, yay, just not
your pee or a friend's pee. Wasn't there an episode
(08:06):
of Friends where they're trying to get somebody to pee
on them because they had a jellyfish thing and they
were trying to convince them, y'all let.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Me pee on you again. It all goes back to
a Seinfeld Maybury or a friend's episode. I don't, I don't.
I've been stunned by jellyfishes, thankfully, only a couple of times.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Where do they get you?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Normally it usually gets me around the ribcake ay, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. But a lot of times it's run your foot,
you know, somewhere you're kicking and those tentacles hang.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
You don't even see them.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
They're so said, they'll be just under the surface of
the water if you're out there body surfing or something,
and you'll brush up against one. I've only had I've
never had one wrap around me. I've only brushed up
against one, never got one in the face. Thing. No,
thank goodness, you're not peeing in my face.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I don't know they stealed, says otherwise.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Thankfully I was not mentioned in the Steel dossier, although
now who knows it.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
All back to a jellyfish incident? They left that part out.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Hey, what's going on in your neighborhood we should be
talking about? Let us know. You know how to reach
out to us a social media You can also email
us I am Rush at ninety seven fives dot com.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Nash at ninety seven five wus dot com.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
And if you were A if you want to win
the Luke Bryan tickets. B got an opportunity to share
and maybe help us with a Monday Morning more alumna
C have ever been stunned by a jellyfish or d
We're mentioned in the Steel dossier. You can call us
and talk to us about that. It's the same number
to win at chit Chat's eight O three ninety seven
eight nine two six seven ninth seven eight w cos
(09:51):
on the Morning Rush
Hello, Kelly Nash, Good morning, Tomorrow show today tomorrow, in
this case Monday. So we know, yeah, we know two things.
We're going to have a Monday morning to morrow dilemma
always do, and we're going to have an opportunity for
you to whim with what you're talking about. And Luke
Bryan's coming to town next week. These tickets get more
valuable as time passes. These will be million dollar tickets.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Do we know is Luke Bran sold out down there?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, that's a good question. I'm sure that he is.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I'm you know, I have a link on the Morning
Rust blog at ninety seven five w sos dot com
if you want to buy tickets through ticket Master to
Luke Bryan. But I think when I look at it,
it appears that most of them are what they would
call what certified resales, yes or.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Something like that.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I don't know that there's any but anyway, we do
have the link if you want to try to buy
Luke Brian consert tickets for the show at Credit One
Stadium next Friday night. But we also have the answer
to the word of the Day for what you're talking about.
Monday Morning Word of the Day Quaker wadger.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I just love the way that sounds. I don't know
what it is, but I want to know now.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
The Quaker wager is a British word used for a
politician being controlled by someone else. Oh, you're a puppet.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
We certainly don't have any of those here in the US.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Quaker wager. That's great, you know the answer. And when
the tickets, well, if you're the right caller, starting at
six thirty, Jonathan'll pick a number.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Then all right, and then we got a Monday morning
moral dilemma.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Uh yeah, this is a truck. I don't know, it's
a dilemma. It's like, how do you handle this situation?
She likes the guy a lot, a lot, and he
proposed She does not want to get married, at least
not right now, but she also does not want to
(01:56):
break up with him.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
The shoe is on the other foot. Typically we hear
about the guys who are being resistant to making a commitment.
She doesn't want to commit the marriage. She just wants
to commit to the relationship. I like, I like what
we got and committed to the relationship.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yes, I'm just not ready to like move in, you know,
make a lifetime commitment.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
It's like the argument that goes back to the sixties.
Why are we going to ruin our great relationship by
getting married? We could just live together, but that's her thing.
We're not living together. I'm not willing to move in
with them. I'm not willing.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
To share towels. I like what we've got.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I like I like it when it yeah, and I
may I.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
May get married. I may want to get married in
a year or two, but I don't want to have
a ring on it right now. I don't want to
tell the world that I'm committed to you forever.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
He's ready for the marriage relationship.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So how do you handle that? He proposed, and she said,
I need some time. But she already knows that she
doesn't want to get married. She just she said I
need some time as a stalling tactic. Well, Monday morning
time is up. So we're gonna have to get her
an answer on how to deal with this. Do you
have to cut him loose? Do you have to say
just be honest and say, look, I don't want to
(03:08):
be married now.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
It all goes back to a Seinfeld or a Mayberry
episode of this one, when Andy thought that Ellie was
going to get hooked up with another guy. Then he
was put in a position where he accidentally came out
and proposed and she turned him down. And he was
excited because he said, well, engagement needs to be something
that's you know, well thought out, and you know you
(03:32):
need to be engaged for a long time. As Andy
would say, oh, make sure this is right for both
of you. And then she dropped him like a hot
potato that we'll just keep dating. And that was fine
with Andy. The other guy, by the way, wasn't going
to marry Ellie. He was already engaged.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I know. By the way, we have a lot of
Craig Milvin fans in Colombia. If you're not from Columbia,
if you're new to the Midlands and you're just discovering
our show, thank you for moving here and listening to us.
But Craig Melvin is from this area and started at
WIS Television and now he's obviously a big shot over
at NBC. Apparently this morning was chastised by one Rick
(04:21):
Springfield made the national news already. Rick Springfield was a
little upset when being interviewed by Craig Melvin and while
answering a Craig Melvin question. Craig Melvin yawned, and Springfield said, oh,
I'm sorry. Am I boring you? Melvin said, I apologize, No,
(04:45):
you're not at all. It's just you know, it's really early.
Oh my god, it was really early.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
He should have just come I said, no, Look, it's
my fault. I was out partying way too late last night.
Come up with a reason other than this just early.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Do you think that does Craig Melvin party?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
If I were him, I would have said it anyway,
or I was up all night with a sick child.
Come up with something that's believable. It'd be believable that
you're partying all night, you went to bed too late,
or you're up all night with a kid. Just come out.
I'm sorry it's early. Well, yeah, it's early. It's Wiley Hart.
Should you do the afternoon show?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I always said this show would be a hell of
a lot funnier if it started at three in the
afternoon exactly. But yeah, has anybody ever yawned at an
inappropriate time for you?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
That's good, that's good.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Remember we can get into that on on Monday as well.
And what was the other thing that I had on
the Morning Rest Plug at ninety seventy five w COS
dot com. Oh, I know that a lot of people.
I don't go to the beach very often. I am
not a beach person.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I am so melanin deficient that I go from white
to pink. I don't have a tan gene, and so
I don't like being at the beach. However, people like you, Jonathan,
who love it and spend a lot of time there.
Jellyfish things are a pretty I guess, regular occurrence for
(06:21):
people who frequent the beach, and forty four percent of
people in a recent survey said that they believed that
if you get a jellyfish thing, you're supposed to urinate
on it.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
That's what the that's the old wives tale.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Well, the doctors want you to know. That is absolutely
one of the worst things you can do. The problem
with urine is that it triggers more of what they
call nema to sitis. Okay, the nema to sitis is
what's actually causing the problem. So the venom is triggering nematocitis,
(07:01):
and then you ping on it fires it off even more,
so you're going to make it worse. You're actually making
the situation worse. And then you obviously are adding in
the fact that possibly you're going to be putting some
sort of toxicity back into your body that your body
was literally trying to project out. You put it into
(07:23):
a wound instead of peeing on a jellyfish thing. If
you happen to go down to the beach this weekend
or whatever, doctors say, obviously, first get the water, get
out of the water, remove the tentacles with tweezers, or
they could say, use a credit card. And after that,
the best thing you can do is soak in hot water,
which will help break down the venom. I guess that's
(07:45):
where the idea of urine started, because urine is going
to be warm. Huh, and urine excuse me, warm water
apparently breaks down the venom. The stuff inside the urine
fires it up. So take warm water, yay, just not
your pee or a friend's pee. Wasn't there an episode
(08:06):
of Friends where they're trying to get somebody to pee
on them because they had a jellyfish thing and they
were trying to convince them, y'all let.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Me pee on you again. It all goes back to
a Seinfeld Maybury or a friend's episode. I don't, I don't.
I've been stunned by jellyfishes, thankfully, only a couple of times.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Where do they get you?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Normally it usually gets me around the ribcake ay, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. But a lot of times it's run your foot,
you know, somewhere you're kicking and those tentacles hang.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
You don't even see them.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
They're so said, they'll be just under the surface of
the water if you're out there body surfing or something,
and you'll brush up against one. I've only had I've
never had one wrap around me. I've only brushed up
against one, never got one in the face. Thing. No,
thank goodness, you're not peeing in my face.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I don't know they stealed, says otherwise.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Thankfully I was not mentioned in the Steel dossier, although
now who knows it.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
All back to a jellyfish incident? They left that part out.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Hey, what's going on in your neighborhood we should be
talking about? Let us know. You know how to reach
out to us a social media You can also email
us I am Rush at ninety seven fives dot com.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Nash at ninety seven five wus dot com.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
And if you were A if you want to win
the Luke Bryan tickets. B got an opportunity to share
and maybe help us with a Monday Morning more alumna
C have ever been stunned by a jellyfish or d
We're mentioned in the Steel dossier. You can call us
and talk to us about that. It's the same number
to win at chit Chat's eight O three ninety seven
eight nine two six seven ninth seven eight w cos
(09:51):
on the Morning Rush
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