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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nash Show Tomorrow show today, Tuesday, the fifteenth,
will be halfway through July. I do not lie. We're
almost through it summer basically, because you're going to people
going back to school. I think in the Upstate they
start on the fifth July July. No, I did not.
All right, So tomorrow we're going to give you a
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Brian tickets for Friday night in Charleston.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
All right, Now, this word, I believe I'm pronouncing it
properly because we used to have a client who had
this name.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Okay, lan Yap, what is it? Yes, yes, I remember
land Yap.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
What does Lan Yap mean? I know that you told
me this. I don't know that he was using it
this way when he had that business.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I thought you'd have something about yapping or something. Think
of Baker's dozen't thirteen? Think of that?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Okay thirteen.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It's something thrown in for free? A bums. Oh god,
you got a bonus. You got something thrown in for free.
That's a land Yap, got it. That's why Bakers does
it's thirteen. They threw in an extra one. Okay, So
not that you need to remember that. We prefer you
to not remember it. We prefer you go I can't
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Speaker 2 (01:39):
Now, Jonathan. I have for years taken my shower at night,
and you are a morning shower person.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Traditionally I have to use it to wake up, if
for no other reason.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Now you and I are both wrong. We're both we're
both doing it wrong according to taking it lunch, according
to well, you know what you should take it probably
I'm assuming you usually go to bed at around nine
thirty ten o'clock, right after dinners, when you should take
your shower. About three to four hours before bed is
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the perfect shower time, according to the researchers. They say
that that gives your body enough temperature or enough time
for your temperature to drop down. You want to sleep clean,
You don't want to sleep dirty. The day my wife
and I was joking with her the other day. I says,
you got to wash the grime of the day off you.
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She said, I have no grime. I'm like, oh, you're grimy.
You rideing grime me right now. You've been out in
the day, grime out. You gotta get that grime off
you so you can sleep relaxed. You'll have a deeper,
better sleep if you shower before bed. But if you
shower too close to bed, like I do, which is
usually an hour or two before bed, then my body
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doesn't have the time to cool off enough. You want
a cooler core to your body, and you want to
be clean. So according to the sleep experts, about four
hours before bedtime that's when you take your shower. Interest Also,
by the way, half of American workers say they completely
skip their lunch breaks.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I do.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Fifty nine percent say they're too busy for lunch.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I don't typically stop for lunch, but.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You don't get a lunch break. Your lunch break would
be at about seven thirty here, that's right. If we
were going to have a lunch break a halfway through
the workday type of period, it be about seven thirty
eight o'clock.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You know, I take that bag, I didn't have it today,
but usually have oatmeal about eight o'clock in the morning.
That's my lunch break.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
But you're not taking a break, You're still no, I'm
still engaged in the broadcast and all that. And you
know when I was when I first started as a
not as a radio person, but I first started as
a worker, I was working as a dishwasher. And I
remember if you worked in an eight hour shift. I don't
know if this is still true. I don't know if
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it was state law or federal law either. You would
get two fifteen minute breaks and one half hour break,
so you would get a grand total of an hour
off inside your eight hour shift. Back in the interest,
back in the dizzay, so probably about an hour and
a half two hours in, they'd say, and the manager
would just force it. Fifteen minute break. You the you're
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on it, Pete, you take yours as soon as he
gets back. And so Pete and I'd be washing dishes,
and also I'd have to go take my fifteen minute break,
and I would just sit outside and stare at the
world or whatever. We didn't have phones, we didn't have computers.
There was literally nothing to do. Go kick a rock,
right and then come back and then Pete would go
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on his fifteen minute kick Rock break.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Back when they actually printed magazine so to have something
to look at.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, then you'd take your thirty minute lunch break and
you'd sit there and you'd like, you know, how long
did it take you to eat lunch, especially if you're
not going anywhere?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Fifteen minutes?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
If that the fact that back in those days I
was working at a restaurant, they would actually give us
the food. So you would just put in your order
early and say I'd like the whatever, and they would
have it. You know, if you couldn't order a steak
or something, they would have no, but you could have
the pasta. Sure, pasta dishes are cheap. You want a salad,
(05:19):
Salads are real cheap. I'll lettuce throwing a couple of
ta Yeah you're and so they'd have it waiting for
you when you got on your fifteen minute break. Now
you have to eat on the premises, but you know
you'd not.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Well, they give you the meal there so you don't
have to leave. That way, you don't get tied up
in traffic. You're back in a half hour. Boom, you're
on it. Twenty nine and a half minutes, you're there.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh yeah. I was done eating though in ten. So
for the next twenty I just stared at Pete and
he'd be, can you come help me? I'm on my
brain break. By law, I can't help you.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Mod dog said, no, I get shot.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
But you know that idea of not traveling for your
lunch break. I think I might have told you this
story years ago. Back in the nineties, I met Michael
Bloomberg and he was running obviously bloom Radio and Blumberg
Television and all those types of things. And when they
gave us a tour of the Bloomberg facilities in New York,
they had this massive cafeteria. It was like going to
a food court, except they had like real chefs working there.
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So if you wanted Chinese food, you wanted whatever. These
are real chefs making these food. And it was free
to all of his employees. So he had like three
thousand employees.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Here in the upper wrongs of a good socialist government.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
You can get as much food as you want. And
I said to him when we met him, I said, bro,
this is the best food I've ever eaten. Now again,
I've eaten better since then. But I was like twenty
three at the time, and I said, and you give
it all away. Why would you give it all away?
He goes, Kelly, you have no idea how much money
this saves me, he said, My budget for food right
now is about one point two million dollars a year.
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He said, just in overtime rates that I was getting
charged by the hourly employees who were basically gaming the
system because their lunch breaks go too long. That I
was paying three million dollars. So I'm saving one point
two million dollars annually minimum just by giving this food away.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
To keep them on the property.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, you can't go away, You've got to stay here.
We lock them in. They're locked in the building. They
work round the clock, and they're happy because they get
free food. They're happy because.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
They're Remember when Google took away the free lunches.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Oh yeah, they took it away like a year, a
year and a half ago. No, Yeah, the employees were outraged.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
What about the ping pong and the free massages?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Away?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Ping pong? Not the massages used to have the masseuse
on standby. That's right, I'm stressed. Get me a massage. Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Girl works in attorney's office and they have lunch brought
in every day. That's beaud They won't leave.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
A lot of New York offices do that a lot
of New One of my girlfriends back in New York,
I remember, I would go and visit her at lunch
just because I could get in on that. Sure, she'd
be like, well, they got three restaurants for choosing from today,
which one would you like? Get it from so and so.
I'll be there in thirty minutes. That's great. Who's this guy?
I'm like a raccoon man. I just pop up with
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he's free food. What else we got going on? Jonathan? Oh,
by the way, if you go to ninety seven five
WCS dot com, you will see that we have well
we didn't compile it. Somebody else compiled it. The best
Hamburger restaurants ranked. Now, of course they can't put in
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like little like what's the one that's down here in
five points that everybody likes. I want to call it
like the front porch. Can't. We can't rank that because
this is a national poll, so you got to use
national restaurants. I was shocked at what the number one well,
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I'm really more shocked at number two. Number one to
me always been over hyped. No for Hamburgers, Hamburger. Sorry,
the number one Hamburger joined in America is not really
in America. It's only on the West coast. In and
out Burgers in and out, in and out becomes the
number one in America. Number two though, that one, we
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have this one. I was shocked that this is considered
the second best Hamburger restaurant in America. BK No, did
BK make it? I'd see did BK make the top ten?
BK denied access to the top ten. Number two. Steak
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and Shake, Huh. I don't even know that I've ever
had a habit. It's steak and shake. I know I
have it. I was tempted once to get a shake,
but I didn't go for some reason, and I've never
never been tempted since.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
BK came to mind, because I had this argument that
I actually was astonished. The other day one of those
commercials came on and they got a new hot chicken
or maybe it's some kind of new burger. That thing
looks like it was the size of that girl's head.
It looks huge. Wow, And it was some kind of fiery, spice,
hot and spicy chicken or something like that. Whatever, plus
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the spicy hot French fries. Oh okay, and I made
some reference to that just does not look appealing to me.
I don't even believe I could eat all that, you know,
like Burger Kingk's my favorite. You're kidding me, No, I'd
rather eat a burger anywhere b K.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Well, I'd rather have a Burger King burger than a
McDonald's hamburger. I think i'd probably have Wendy's over Burger
King if I had to choose, just to be weird
with the square burger.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
They don't make the square burger? What don't they didn't
they give up on the square?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
They gave up the square. I haven't been to either
one of these places many many years.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I haven't been since they changed the recipe for the
bun by the way, I find was the best part
of the Wendy's burger.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I heard that the Rushes flipped back to the old fries.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, they bring is. They're either back now or they're
coming back, and they've got what did they see the
other day. They're doing a big campaign about it because
that's so one of my friends who does here in
makeup is doing the hair and makeup for Don. They're
doing some big, some kind of If you look on
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social media, it shows you they got some kind of
big fry thing.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Original.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Original Rushes fry fan or something like that. So like
a T shirt or something.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
One of my I don't even remember who was telling
me the story about it, but apparently like his neighbor
or friend is like the CEO of the company or something,
and he said, I'm just given him the business. And
he was like, you made me switch and now you're
switching it back.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Don Alcorn. Don Ackcorn's neighbors giving him a hard time.
I guess, man, everybody's giving him a hard time. They were,
remember I think he was, if I remember I was.
Whoever the guy was was like, didn't take my call,
and then he he texted me I'm giving the CEO
of Russia's some hell right now about his big French
fry thing. And then he called me later on He's like,
I was like, what are you talking about. He's like,
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they're switching the fries. I'm like, I thought they just
didn't they just switch them. I mean that that happened
like three or four months ago.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
He's like, yeah, they're switching it back.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Switching it back.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
So that was Is that considered an epic fail? Or
is that considered we wanted to show you, I think
you love those.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
It was a promotionals.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Some people say Classic Coke and New Coke. That was
the whole purpose of New Coke was to make you
show you how much you loved the Classic Coke. I
believe it. Well, why would they ever change it? I
don't know, because people like curly fry? Was it curly fries?
Is that what they went to? Crinkle fry fries. The
crinkle fries absorbed.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
More cat fans of the crinkle fry, But why would
you change it? I believe the whole thing was a Promotionals,
Is it not possible to have both fries? Maybe that's
what they're gonna do. They're gonna bring it back.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
If I go to Rby's, I can get the curly
fries or I can get traditional. Did they offer the waffle? No,
they don't offer the waffle. Say my gosh, I haven't
been Arby's in a long time either. I need to
get back out on the fast food restaurant circuit. Find
out if.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
It's miss it miss it?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Is it true that they've gotten rid of the square burgers?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I miss it so much?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
All right? And uh, finally, Jonathan on me, click off
this thing.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Last time I had a fast food hamburger. I can't
even remember the last time I had a fast food hamburger.
That's how long ago it's been. And I mean I
even gave up rushes.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Do you normally, but you still go to rushes? What
do you get the chicken instead?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
No? I would, I don't. I haven't been you still.
I'm on the strict I'm on the straight and narrow.
I'm on the carb count. Why I can't have a bun? No,
so you can have chicken, Just throw it at a bun.
I get the salad and whatever it is with greel
and then one fresh vegetable. That's it, all right? So
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we got an oatmeal, I'm boring, is my life? We
got a meal, for God's sake.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Well, it depends so much sugar you get in that
oatmeal that can be put a lot of it. But
I mean, so the way they make some of these oatmeals,
it could taste like you're eating cereal.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, I just get the regular, but I can put honey.
I can put honey in it, and I can put
fresh raisins in it, but I can't get the raisins
in the cranberry mix pre mix pack. It's just got
way too many calories in it. Salary Sally says.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
We got a morning rush for regular. You know, we
talk about one of our coworkers feeding the stray cats.
This is not feeding straight cats, but it's it's on
par with that. Sean said, should have it the name. Sorry.
An individual said, scratch that from the record. Uh said.
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His neighbor is a single mom and she's a sweetheart,
and she has two kids. One of one is a son.
We're going to put his age the guy. The guy
here does not know the age, but he's guessing eight
or nine. Okay. The eight or nine year old obviously
doesn't have a dad, doesn't have a lot of things
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because it's tough being a single mom. Well, the mom
who he likes found out that our listener has a
PlayStation four and said, wow, my son would love to
try out the PlayStation four. He talks about it all
the time. I can't afford one. Yeah, could he play yours? Okay?
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So he said, oh, yeah, sure, come over, he can
give it a shot. Right. So he came over and
he says, every day I come home from work, that
kid is now standing at my front doorstep. Oh no, hey, hey,
can I play your PlayStation four again? Can I play
the PlayStation four?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Oh? No?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
And he's like, oh no, what do I do now?
What do I do now? How do I fix this
problem where I don't have a kid.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
There's only one fix.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
It's not me, it's not me buying a PlayStation four.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
It's around it and walk to the door and hand
it to him.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Or you could say I broke it. Mine's broke to
and I don't have a PlayStation four?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
No more?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Why didn't not think of that? My first go to
should always be lying, that's what Tumbleweed talking.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I keep forgetting about that.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Whenever we ask Tumbleweed, is now the time for the truth,
the answer was always a resounding no.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
We're yet to get the time when the truth is now?
Now is the time for the truth. We've never had
that answer from Tumbleweed.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Becky, could you come on, how much is a PlayStation four?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Oh? I'm gonna I'm just gonna guess it's let's look
up a place three D and forty nine dollars at
best bus. I'm guessing if I want.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
To buy a PlayStation four, I don't want to buy
it used. Hell's no, I want the real deal PlayStation
four shopping. Come on, Internet, stop being so slow. Well
these are all pre used ones. Is PlayStation four like
the outdated one?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I don't know. They must be if it's.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Are they onto a PlayStation five?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Now?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
They must be. I'm not sure there is a PlayStation. Yeah,
the PlayStation five is the new thing. There's your answer, bro,
You like you said, gift it to the child at
some point, upgrade yourself and get yourself hooked up with
the PS five. The PS five PS five appears to
be going for seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Twice as much as I anticipated. Maybe maybe I should
go back and fall to tumble Week's The fault position
of lie.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Seven is broken. Mine is busted. Kid? How about this?
Oh wait a second, I got it. I oh, bengo, bengo,
I just came up with this. That kid is about
nine ten years old, they said, Well, hell, at nine
ten I was mowing lawns. I got somebody to do
yard work for the next three years. Great idea. You
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want to, you want to? You want the PlayStation four?
It's yours.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
How the lawn needs to be cut?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
And this is the way I like the line exactly
the way I like it.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I like the lines like this right ten years old?
Hell yeah, I mean maybe today's kids though, they're like,
he could chop off his foot.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Relax, calm down over there. It's a lawnmower. Been used
them since I wanted to win the first lawn war
was built. What a great question?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Like like the ones that are powered and still as
opposed to the ones that I had. People say, you
know they used to hove. Yeah, I used to work
one like that where you had no power and you
just you just pushed it. Is that what it was
called my grandmother's house. I would be pushing that damn thing.
It was like pushing a rock up a mountain.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Right.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
It was miserable and it would take me hours. And
she didn't have a big lawn, but she did have
some hills and I would have to push up and
down a hill with that little thing and had no gas,
no elector. We didn't let you kids.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Today, what the real moors? Are doing. They're taking those
those boards that you tilt forward and it connects. So
now you're you're pushing the real more because you got
the motorized wheels under your feet.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Oh I see what you're saying. That's pretty clever. That's clever,
pretty good. Yeah, you cou'ch a great idea. Give up
PlayStation four, upgrade yourself, and get your lawn done for
the next three four years exactly, Tommy. How bad you
want it, Tommy, Because I'm going to draw up a contract.
Oh yeah, and it will be cut weekly.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
This is not like your mom's got to sign off on.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah. This is not where you come over one Tuesday
and then I see you next Friday. Right, No, no, no, no,
it's tuesdays. If Tuesdays the day, Tuesdays the day, nothing
worse than coming home. It's ten days. And now the
lawn's got that weird get the the what do they
call it, the highway grass is growing up and.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
You got to cut it once a week. If you're
gonna give him the giving it, get him the real more, Tommy,
pumple down on it.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
You're gonna have some guns when you're done. You're gonna be.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
You're gonna love me, You gonna it's great.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
You're gonna hate it first, Tommy. But man, when you
hit puberty and you got big guns hanging off you,
the girls are gonna go wild and you're gonna say
thank you to my friend, my neighbor who hooked me
up at the PlayStation four and gave me the guns.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
That's great, or Lie, Tomorrow's always Maybe the question should
always be, or Lie, what do you do about that?
Do you do? But YadA?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Or lie?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
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