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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nash, Good morning, Jonathan Rush. It's tomorrow show.
Tonight we can be talking to Brian Kelly on Thursday.
Brian Kelly that Dabo Sweeney referenced when setting up a
joke for Brian Kelly of LSU fame. Oh so there
was some joke that he made to Briank. Brian Kelly
(00:20):
of LSU is already starting to throw out a little
crap there for the first game when they take on
the Tigers to kick off their season.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
By the way, salute both of those teams first starting
it that way. Now, LSU right after that goes into
like a four game montage of crap universities. So they
just got to win their first game.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
That's right. But it is a heck of a kickoff,
Yes it is, and it will be a lot of
interest in that.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
And that's at Death Well, they're both Death Valley. That's
in Clemson, correct, Yes, that's gonna be huge. If I
was a Clemson fan, that'd be all about this.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh yeah, And but I would think that Clemson fans
would be a little disappointed that Dabbo didn't come back
a little stronger.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So what was the joke?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
You remember the joke was about and he had put
it in a text or something. I don't have the
article in front of me, but it was about going.
He was very excited about meeting Brian Kelly, and he
and his wife were excited and had a picture of him,
and they were the back at one point. Now they're
backstage and they were meeting Brian Kelly of Florida Georgia Line,
(01:19):
not Brian Kelly of LSU. Fans. See what we did there?
See see how we fund that words there's only one
letter difference, well outside of the fact that one has
is a football fan of Florida State and plays music.
The other one's a coach at LSU.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
And horrible with accents. I don't know. Do you remember
that video clip of Brian Kelly being introduced at a
basketball game for LSU. He had just left Notre Dame,
like literally like twenty minutes earlier, right lands at LSU
and they bring him out to the center court at
the basketball game and we.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Got our new head coach from Notre Dame.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Give it up for Brian Kelly and he comes out
and he's waving. Now, this guy has been giving press
conferences for twenty plus years we've heard him on and
he's like, I'm so glad to be down here in
Luiseana and listen, you're all applauding and I ain't even
won my first national championship for you yet, get ready
to win. It's like, who in the Flipper you?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I think they prepped him for that, but the in
flight movie was water Boy.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Well the other Brian Kelly, who doesn't do bad accents,
but yes, good music. We're gonna have him on tomorrow.
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
No? Thursday?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Thursday? What is tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
No? Tomorrow? Yeah? Tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, okay, what time is he gonna be with us?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Uh? Should be no Thursday or Friday. I gotta leak
at my schedule. Okay, well, possibility is Friday. Okay, it's
gonna be Friday. And we're gonna have tickets. We're gonna
be your first chance to win tickets. Oh my goodness,
look at this. It's gonna be big. It's gonna be
a big hour big.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
He's a big man. From what I remember too, he's
like six or four, Bryan Kelly. I looked at a
photo that you and I took with him when he
was back in the good old days with a band
that we cannot reference any longer.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Apparently, Oh, I think we can reference it.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
They're from the they were named after two states in
the Southeast.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, he's a Florida State fan. Yeah, so he's from
that side of the line. We're not going to call
him Tennessee Bama or is this form of musical partner
a Georgia fan or Georgia Tech fan. We're not a fan,
you know.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Well, that was the thing when we were backstage. I
thought they both were Florida State fans. Obviously, Brian massive
Florida State fans.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Florida. Yeah, because they're right there. They were both right
there from the Florida Georgia line. Yeah, that's why it's
Florida Georgia line. They grew up in the same place.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
And Brian played for We didn't even bring that up
when we chatted with him. He was a baseball player
for Florida State, didn't play play He sat the bench
and then transferred out so I think with the Belmont
in order to play baseball so he could get on
the field. And that's really when his musical career starts going. Yeah,
he didn't even get the typical I was injured. Excuse, yes,
(04:11):
just wasn't good enough. Excuse that one doesn't really build
as much sympathy. I was going to be a pro
baseball player, that's right, and then that thing with my
ankle happened. You all know about that. But anyway, he's
a he's a great guy. Look forward to getting that
on the air. We also are still giving away Luke
Brian concert tickets, yes, and we'll be doing that tomorrow morning.
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It's six thirty. You can win. This is almost your
last bear because the show is Friday night, and Luke
Brian is you know, you mentioned it today and I
didn't want to say anything on the air, but because
you mentioned, I hope it's a clear night for Luke
Brian Friday night in Charleston. Luke Brian has a history
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of bringing floods to South Carolina. The last two Farm
to Our shows, we were stuck in we're flooded out. Well,
I mean they flooded us so we couldn't you couldn't move.
And so Lord Willing, I know that they are calling
for some showers in Charleston, but they call for showers
every day in Charleston, So the time.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Of the year.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, but by the time he hits the stage, what
time mean that he goes on like eighty thirty something
like that. Hopefully by then it's cooled off enough where
no more showers in the area because you're out outdoors
at the Credit One Stadium and the words you're answering
tomorrow for what you're talking about. And I did listen
to Julian. Julian is the guy who we get the
definitions from. Yes, a fouriism afouriism. We do not put
(05:41):
the A fourism. It's a fouriasm H fourism spelled a
p h O r M if that helps you.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
This is kind of like a rash huh. And yes
we have an as. It's kind of like a rash,
but it generally only appears in the folds of the skin,
intimate areas and pits where you put that newdor.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
The fact that you could come up with this on
the spot is amazing to me.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Your mind, what's that all over deodorant? Yeah? What is
that called loume or something like that?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
The ladies love it.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yes, I give that woman big ups. In a four
and a four K digital broadcast era, she comes on television,
no make up, nothing. She's natural, but I'm and she
can't smell her, but I'm sure she smells incredible.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
But you know, I would think I don't have a
medical degree. I know that comes as breaking news to
a lot of you. I do not have a medical degree.
But it would seem to me that if you have
an anti perspriant that blocks the sweat from coming out
of all orifices of your body, that's gonna do damage.
Like that anti perspont or a deodorant. It's an anti perspriant.
(06:55):
It stops you from spritzing. Interesting, So we're just gonna
clog all your wars up and just keep it all
trapped in it so that you're you never get stains
on your clothes out.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Huh, I guess.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
They got to come out. It's like a pig. Pig
can't sweat. That's why they wallow in the mud to
pee it out.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Now, see, that's that's a new development for me. I
didn't realize that the pigs do not have any sweat glands.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
No, that's why they wallow in the mud. They got
to cool down and then they urinate in the mud.
Flood's got to come out. Somewhere like going on, you're
not gonna sweat it up. Maybe they don't produce sweat
because they don't have sweat glands. That's right. They wouldn't
produce it, would they, So this they wouldn't put pee
it out, but they you gotta. But you're inhibiting the
sweat glands and being able to excrete sweat. Yes, so
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it's got to come out somewhere.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
They should call it like discrete where we get we
get rid of your extra. It's just every time I
see that conversial I bike, it seems like you're going
to kill yourself.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Well, I'll tell you that she sold a lot of it,
because every deodorant or anti prespirant, either and or both
company now has a commercial that claims the same thing.
Because you see the guys now spraying down on their
waistbands or their undergarments.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Well, isn't that like the old Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Axe? Was axe? The body spray that the men had.
I remember seeing guys do that at the gym back
in like the early two thousands. I always thought that,
isn't that gonna burn? Isn't that going to burn? You
put that down there on your sensitive the kibbles and
bits situation.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I had used tacom power before. Who else is.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Gonna sniff down there? You gotta you expect a lot
of people in that area.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I didn't. I didn't do it for the fragrance as
you did it so you stay dry?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Is it to throw off the dogs? When I put
the axe spray on there? So he comes up and
he's like, I'm not interested in that.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
That's good?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
What does it smell like? Kids?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
They always have no idea talking about pitt and genitalia smell?
Oh howe?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Or she describes a forurism is actually a pithy observation
contains a general truth.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Okay, so the definition again is.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
A pithy observation that contains a general truth.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I could have sworn it was a rash I liked.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I'm always amazed at how your mind can come up
with stuff so quickly. It really is impressive.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I thought I was right, What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? Speaking from a platform of education.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
You know what we were talking about? Deodorance. We're talking
about smelling good that leads right into our morning rush.
It's not a moral dilemma, it's a what kind of
a dilemma. Would this be she has got a boyfriend.
She had a boyfriend, and she got a new boyfriend.
The new boyfriend knows the old boyfriend. Okay, the old boyfriend.
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I don't want to say he's famous for it, but
he is known to wear a certain scent, certain kind
of calogny. He likes that calogny. Okay, well, she likes
it too, and so she is now kind of hinting
to the boyfriend, the current boyfriend, Yeah, why don't you
(10:11):
try out this cologne? And he already knows what she's
getting at.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I'll tell you what I'd do with it. Okay, I'd
go along with it. Let's say it's old spice. Okay,
all right, Now it's infamous. This guy's infamous. People know,
but when they get to the bar, they can they
smell him twenty minutes before he gets there. So that's
how famous this guy is for wearing old spice. And
(10:38):
then I would take a piece of paper and write
his name on it, Joe Schmoe. Okay, And I would
write Joe Schmoe spice, and I would tape it to
the bottle and put it in the bathroom. You want
me to smell like your axe. Sure, I got some
Joe smow spice right here. I'll put it on for you.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
You want me? You want to call me by his
name without ut too?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
You want to do that? Not a problem. Hell, I
got time and go by the damn DMV to day
and change my driver's license.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I get some green contacts from my eyes. Sure, with
the green eyes that you like?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, I don't think she likes him. While I'm doing
all that, why don't you look around and see if
there's any personal possessions you have in here, so you
so you won't have to come back when you pack
it all up and get the hell out of here.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You're that offended about the cologne request.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah, go back to him.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
But she doesn't like the ex boyfriend. She just likes
the smell, you know. It's like it's like, okay, let
me try this one. What if before you met Sally,
there was a young lady who used to make I
don't know what you'd like other than fried chicken, So
I'll just say she had a special.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Fried chicken chicken catcha tory.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
She has an incredible chicken catchatory, believable, so much so
that you actually get the recipe, she gives it to you,
and then you break up with her, and then here
it is a couple of years later. Is it wrong
for you to You don't have to tell Sally this
used to be made by my ex girlfriend. But you
could say I really love this recipe.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
That wouldn't be wrong as long as I didn't tell her.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Okay, so if the boyfriend didn't know the ex boyfriend,
and then we're in the clear. I just really want
you to wear Armani. I think Armani smells great. I've
always loved that smell. Could you try wearing Ourmani? Well, no,
I don't know. To me, I don't give a rip.
I mean, I'm just I'm just here to make you happy.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
This is good.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
But uh yeah, so maybe we'll get into that tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
What else did I have over here? On ninety seven
five to b CS dot com on the Morning Rush blog.
Let me get to that real quickly. Oh, this is
a They got a unique thing going on in Japan,
but there's a lot lot of unique things that happen
in Japan, So I'm not really sure how this industry started,
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but I'm fascinated by it. In US dollars, and I
don't know if the US dollar is stronger or weaker
in Japan, and so how this translates into their currency.
But they say for an average of twenty three dollars
an hour, you can now rent. They have services that
rent out for some reason, only the grandmothers. You can
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rent a grandma for twenty three dollars an hour. And
it says that the client base includes busy parents, students
who are homesick, anyone craving a warm chat or even
just a homemade treat. They're non intrusive, they offer real
(13:56):
comfort and connection. Providers see it as good work, a
way to use their life experience. Right now, no hugging aloud,
they say, I guess what do you think of this? Like,
Sally's a grandmother, right what if she didn't have grandkids
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though for some reason, or the grandkids moved away, then
there's just she has no She would love to be
a grandmotherly figure, and you would like it if she
brought another source of income into the No.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
This is a good question. I'm gonna say, this is
a good idea. Strangely enough, because you're pretending to be
somebody you're not.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Well I'm not your grandmother, right, but I'm not changing
my life experiences or I'm not changing anything about me
other than our familial relationship.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I think this is a good idea.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I like it too, especially if the older ladies don't have,
you know, access to their grandkids or or even don't
have grandkids for whatever reason.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
And you could rent her for like, let's say, ten hours.
Oh wow, you know, not at one time. Oh okay,
come on, so like over a course of two months. Okay,
so you've already paid for like ten hours, right, and
then strangely enough, she calls you, so you start charging
her because she wants to be around you more than
you want to be around hers. You flip the tables
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on her. Yep, Oh, I like it. This is why
they ought to have childcare at nursing homes.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Let the people who are living in the nursing home
take care of the.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Children, just have them together.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
They need to be together, oh, you're saying, because most
of the people in the nursing home are at an
age where they need their diapers changed and that sort
of thing.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
They just need the interaction, and they need the interaction
as well. I think they're deaf so that you don't
have to worry about how loud kids are inside. You
can use your outside voice inside Grandma can't hear.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
If you've been to a drive through since COVID, you
know that life has changed at the drive through restaurants,
and there's a lot of complaints about the length of
time it takes to get through and so on and
so forth. So now this company is it pronounced saduku
like the game Saduku bliss Uh surveyed ten thousand fast
(16:27):
food customers across forty states. Now, I don't know what's
ten got left off, but they've rated the speed and
accuracy of the drive through window. Remember what's his face
in Uh? It's not police Academy. The was the Mel
Gibson movies. And what's his names at the back? Go
(16:48):
Joe Bessie.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Never go through the drives.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
You always get ft in the drive through. Well, anyway,
according to the customers, Wingstop is the best drive through experience.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I don't think I've ever had a wing stop meal.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I went to Wingstop once, but it was I was indoors.
It's the one in Forest Acres, YEP. They said they
have twenty two hundred locations across the country. Now they're
also the slowest, though there's a very nice experience Culvers.
My wife loves Culvers. They are the second slowest drive throughs.
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Church's Chicken is third, Panera is fourth. Tropical Smoothie Cafe.
These are the worst drive through experiences. I guess the best,
the fastest, the most accurate is your friends at Chick
fil A. Yes. Now, by the way, I did see
a funny video of a guy. This is like a
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TikTok thing or something where the guy, you know how,
they're outside at the drive through and they come through
and they take your order and then they're out there
with the computer or whatever.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
And the.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Guy says, and that'll be all And he says yep,
and he goes, all right, it'll be six forty seven,
pull ahead, and then there's like a momentary pause and
he says something about it was my pleasure. It was
my pleasure, and all of a sudden, like a team
descends upon him. I'm drawing black glasses. I said it
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was my pleasure.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Correct, you didn't say it fast enough. That's great.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
McDonald's is the number two best drive through.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I believe that really, sure, Wow, I believe.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
That Krispy Kreme is three and Cookout number four.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Cookouts. I need to go eat at a cookout. I
don't think you do. Everybody he's eating at the cookout.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I like the cookout milkshake is what they call it
because it's not a milkshake. It's a big cup of
ice cream, okay, and it's like three fifty or four
dollars or something, and it's like a big cup of
ice cream and you get like the mint chocolate chip,
or they give you a straw. I don't know why
they bother with the straw. There's no possible way of.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Sucking to suck it.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, exactly. They also give you the spoon, thankfully, but
that I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Maybe that's a test. I've had a girl and suck
a golf ball through a garden hose.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
She gets sucked down a hole shake from the cookouts.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Ain't that movie started?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
So I don't know, Jonathan. I am not impressed with
the drive through locations, although I will say Chick fil
A is in my estimation, far and away.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
The best, especially the new locations, because they don't even
build a Chick fil A now unless they have like
two point three acres.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
And they're redoing a lot of the Chick fil as
on town.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Making them bigger, so that and the newer ones have
the same size indoor eating area. Okay, I'm thinking of
one in Clarksville, Tennessee. Okay, not far from the buckets
that are refused to stop at. But it's a huge
indoor dining area. But they still got the six lanes
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of traffic going around it. That must be a four
acre plot of land. They make your money back, yeah, yes,
because everybody's in line are either in line briefly inside
or in line in your car. You got a mobile order,
You got a what was the other You got a
mobile order?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
You got a oh, the mobile order. One of my
friends owns the couple of chick fil as here in town,
and I did the grand opening for the Chick fil
A on two notch that he has, and that was
the first one that they had with the mobile order.
So that's don't know, four or five years ago or
something like that, and he showed me the difference. Like
we did a video for the store on Facebook where
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we did a traditional drive through experience and then we
did like the mobile drive through experience and the mobile
drive through experience. Have you got that Chick fil A app?
It's it's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, I mean you don't have to slow down at
the speed limps thirty five, you know to slow down
when you pull in, Just keep going.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
It's on rusku in the hey now.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Hey, now, you keep going. I'm good. Hey, what's going
on in your neighborhood we should be talking about? You know,
how to reach out to us on social media. You
can also email us on Rush at ninety seven five WCS.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Dot com, nash at ninety seven five wus dot com.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Oh, we didn't talk about the Epstein files. Everybody's talking
about the Epstein files.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
What files exactly?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
The snow file. It's an empty Manila folder that's stain
on it. Yeah, everything nothing in there. Uh. And you
can always call us tomorrow when you want to win
your Luke Bryant tickets or you want to chit chat.
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Rush
Hello, Kelly Nash, Good morning, Jonathan Rush. It's tomorrow show.
Tonight we can be talking to Brian Kelly on Thursday.
Brian Kelly that Dabo Sweeney referenced when setting up a
joke for Brian Kelly of LSU fame. Oh so there
was some joke that he made to Briank. Brian Kelly
(00:20):
of LSU is already starting to throw out a little
crap there for the first game when they take on
the Tigers to kick off their season.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
By the way, salute both of those teams first starting
it that way. Now, LSU right after that goes into
like a four game montage of crap universities. So they
just got to win their first game.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
That's right. But it is a heck of a kickoff,
Yes it is, and it will be a lot of
interest in that.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
And that's at Death Well, they're both Death Valley. That's
in Clemson, correct, Yes, that's gonna be huge. If I
was a Clemson fan, that'd be all about this.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh yeah, And but I would think that Clemson fans
would be a little disappointed that Dabbo didn't come back
a little stronger.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So what was the joke?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
You remember the joke was about and he had put
it in a text or something. I don't have the
article in front of me, but it was about going.
He was very excited about meeting Brian Kelly, and he
and his wife were excited and had a picture of him,
and they were the back at one point. Now they're
backstage and they were meeting Brian Kelly of Florida Georgia Line,
(01:19):
not Brian Kelly of LSU. Fans. See what we did there?
See see how we fund that words there's only one
letter difference, well outside of the fact that one has
is a football fan of Florida State and plays music.
The other one's a coach at LSU.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
And horrible with accents. I don't know. Do you remember
that video clip of Brian Kelly being introduced at a
basketball game for LSU. He had just left Notre Dame,
like literally like twenty minutes earlier, right lands at LSU
and they bring him out to the center court at
the basketball game and we.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Got our new head coach from Notre Dame.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Give it up for Brian Kelly and he comes out
and he's waving. Now, this guy has been giving press
conferences for twenty plus years we've heard him on and
he's like, I'm so glad to be down here in
Luiseana and listen, you're all applauding and I ain't even
won my first national championship for you yet, get ready
to win. It's like, who in the Flipper you?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I think they prepped him for that, but the in
flight movie was water Boy.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Well the other Brian Kelly, who doesn't do bad accents,
but yes, good music. We're gonna have him on tomorrow.
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
No? Thursday?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Thursday? What is tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
No? Tomorrow? Yeah? Tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, okay, what time is he gonna be with us?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Uh? Should be no Thursday or Friday. I gotta leak
at my schedule. Okay, well, possibility is Friday. Okay, it's
gonna be Friday. And we're gonna have tickets. We're gonna
be your first chance to win tickets. Oh my goodness,
look at this. It's gonna be big. It's gonna be
a big hour big.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
He's a big man. From what I remember too, he's
like six or four, Bryan Kelly. I looked at a
photo that you and I took with him when he
was back in the good old days with a band
that we cannot reference any longer.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Apparently, Oh, I think we can reference it.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
They're from the they were named after two states in
the Southeast.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, he's a Florida State fan. Yeah, so he's from
that side of the line. We're not going to call
him Tennessee Bama or is this form of musical partner
a Georgia fan or Georgia Tech fan. We're not a fan,
you know.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Well, that was the thing when we were backstage. I
thought they both were Florida State fans. Obviously, Brian massive
Florida State fans.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Florida. Yeah, because they're right there. They were both right
there from the Florida Georgia line. Yeah, that's why it's
Florida Georgia line. They grew up in the same place.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
And Brian played for We didn't even bring that up
when we chatted with him. He was a baseball player
for Florida State, didn't play play He sat the bench
and then transferred out so I think with the Belmont
in order to play baseball so he could get on
the field. And that's really when his musical career starts going. Yeah,
he didn't even get the typical I was injured. Excuse, yes,
(04:11):
just wasn't good enough. Excuse that one doesn't really build
as much sympathy. I was going to be a pro
baseball player, that's right, and then that thing with my
ankle happened. You all know about that. But anyway, he's
a he's a great guy. Look forward to getting that
on the air. We also are still giving away Luke
Brian concert tickets, yes, and we'll be doing that tomorrow morning.
(04:33):
It's six thirty. You can win. This is almost your
last bear because the show is Friday night, and Luke
Brian is you know, you mentioned it today and I
didn't want to say anything on the air, but because
you mentioned, I hope it's a clear night for Luke
Brian Friday night in Charleston. Luke Brian has a history
(04:54):
of bringing floods to South Carolina. The last two Farm
to Our shows, we were stuck in we're flooded out. Well,
I mean they flooded us so we couldn't you couldn't move.
And so Lord Willing, I know that they are calling
for some showers in Charleston, but they call for showers
every day in Charleston, So the time.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Of the year.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, but by the time he hits the stage, what
time mean that he goes on like eighty thirty something
like that. Hopefully by then it's cooled off enough where
no more showers in the area because you're out outdoors
at the Credit One Stadium and the words you're answering
tomorrow for what you're talking about. And I did listen
to Julian. Julian is the guy who we get the
definitions from. Yes, a fouriism afouriism. We do not put
(05:41):
the A fourism. It's a fouriasm H fourism spelled a
p h O r M if that helps you.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
This is kind of like a rash huh. And yes
we have an as. It's kind of like a rash,
but it generally only appears in the folds of the skin,
intimate areas and pits where you put that newdor.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
The fact that you could come up with this on
the spot is amazing to me.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Your mind, what's that all over deodorant? Yeah? What is
that called loume or something like that?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
The ladies love it.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yes, I give that woman big ups. In a four
and a four K digital broadcast era, she comes on television,
no make up, nothing. She's natural, but I'm and she
can't smell her, but I'm sure she smells incredible.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
But you know, I would think I don't have a
medical degree. I know that comes as breaking news to
a lot of you. I do not have a medical degree.
But it would seem to me that if you have
an anti perspriant that blocks the sweat from coming out
of all orifices of your body, that's gonna do damage.
Like that anti perspont or a deodorant. It's an anti perspriant.
(06:55):
It stops you from spritzing. Interesting, So we're just gonna
clog all your wars up and just keep it all
trapped in it so that you're you never get stains
on your clothes out.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Huh, I guess.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
They got to come out. It's like a pig. Pig
can't sweat. That's why they wallow in the mud to
pee it out.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Now, see, that's that's a new development for me. I
didn't realize that the pigs do not have any sweat glands.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
No, that's why they wallow in the mud. They got
to cool down and then they urinate in the mud.
Flood's got to come out. Somewhere like going on, you're
not gonna sweat it up. Maybe they don't produce sweat
because they don't have sweat glands. That's right. They wouldn't
produce it, would they, So this they wouldn't put pee
it out, but they you gotta. But you're inhibiting the
sweat glands and being able to excrete sweat. Yes, so
(07:43):
it's got to come out somewhere.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
They should call it like discrete where we get we
get rid of your extra. It's just every time I
see that conversial I bike, it seems like you're going
to kill yourself.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Well, I'll tell you that she sold a lot of it,
because every deodorant or anti prespirant, either and or both
company now has a commercial that claims the same thing.
Because you see the guys now spraying down on their
waistbands or their undergarments.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Well, isn't that like the old Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Axe? Was axe? The body spray that the men had.
I remember seeing guys do that at the gym back
in like the early two thousands. I always thought that,
isn't that gonna burn? Isn't that going to burn? You
put that down there on your sensitive the kibbles and
bits situation.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I had used tacom power before. Who else is.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Gonna sniff down there? You gotta you expect a lot
of people in that area.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I didn't. I didn't do it for the fragrance as
you did it so you stay dry?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Is it to throw off the dogs? When I put
the axe spray on there? So he comes up and
he's like, I'm not interested in that.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
That's good?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
What does it smell like? Kids?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
They always have no idea talking about pitt and genitalia smell?
Oh howe?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Or she describes a forurism is actually a pithy observation
contains a general truth.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Okay, so the definition again is.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
A pithy observation that contains a general truth.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I could have sworn it was a rash I liked.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I'm always amazed at how your mind can come up
with stuff so quickly. It really is impressive.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I thought I was right, What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? Speaking from a platform of education.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
You know what we were talking about? Deodorance. We're talking
about smelling good that leads right into our morning rush.
It's not a moral dilemma, it's a what kind of
a dilemma. Would this be she has got a boyfriend.
She had a boyfriend, and she got a new boyfriend.
The new boyfriend knows the old boyfriend. Okay, the old boyfriend.
(09:50):
I don't want to say he's famous for it, but
he is known to wear a certain scent, certain kind
of calogny. He likes that calogny. Okay, well, she likes
it too, and so she is now kind of hinting
to the boyfriend, the current boyfriend, Yeah, why don't you
(10:11):
try out this cologne? And he already knows what she's
getting at.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I'll tell you what I'd do with it. Okay, I'd
go along with it. Let's say it's old spice. Okay,
all right, Now it's infamous. This guy's infamous. People know,
but when they get to the bar, they can they
smell him twenty minutes before he gets there. So that's
how famous this guy is for wearing old spice. And
(10:38):
then I would take a piece of paper and write
his name on it, Joe Schmoe. Okay, And I would
write Joe Schmoe spice, and I would tape it to
the bottle and put it in the bathroom. You want
me to smell like your axe. Sure, I got some
Joe smow spice right here. I'll put it on for you.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
You want me? You want to call me by his
name without ut too?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
You want to do that? Not a problem. Hell, I
got time and go by the damn DMV to day
and change my driver's license.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I get some green contacts from my eyes. Sure, with
the green eyes that you like?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, I don't think she likes him. While I'm doing
all that, why don't you look around and see if
there's any personal possessions you have in here, so you
so you won't have to come back when you pack
it all up and get the hell out of here.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You're that offended about the cologne request.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah, go back to him.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
But she doesn't like the ex boyfriend. She just likes
the smell, you know. It's like it's like, okay, let
me try this one. What if before you met Sally,
there was a young lady who used to make I
don't know what you'd like other than fried chicken, So
I'll just say she had a special.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Fried chicken chicken catcha tory.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
She has an incredible chicken catchatory, believable, so much so
that you actually get the recipe, she gives it to you,
and then you break up with her, and then here
it is a couple of years later. Is it wrong
for you to You don't have to tell Sally this
used to be made by my ex girlfriend. But you
could say I really love this recipe.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
That wouldn't be wrong as long as I didn't tell her.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Okay, so if the boyfriend didn't know the ex boyfriend,
and then we're in the clear. I just really want
you to wear Armani. I think Armani smells great. I've
always loved that smell. Could you try wearing Ourmani? Well, no,
I don't know. To me, I don't give a rip.
I mean, I'm just I'm just here to make you happy.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
This is good.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
But uh yeah, so maybe we'll get into that tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
What else did I have over here? On ninety seven
five to b CS dot com on the Morning Rush blog.
Let me get to that real quickly. Oh, this is
a They got a unique thing going on in Japan,
but there's a lot lot of unique things that happen
in Japan, So I'm not really sure how this industry started,
(13:10):
but I'm fascinated by it. In US dollars, and I
don't know if the US dollar is stronger or weaker
in Japan, and so how this translates into their currency.
But they say for an average of twenty three dollars
an hour, you can now rent. They have services that
rent out for some reason, only the grandmothers. You can
(13:35):
rent a grandma for twenty three dollars an hour. And
it says that the client base includes busy parents, students
who are homesick, anyone craving a warm chat or even
just a homemade treat. They're non intrusive, they offer real
(13:56):
comfort and connection. Providers see it as good work, a
way to use their life experience. Right now, no hugging aloud,
they say, I guess what do you think of this? Like,
Sally's a grandmother, right what if she didn't have grandkids
(14:16):
though for some reason, or the grandkids moved away, then
there's just she has no She would love to be
a grandmotherly figure, and you would like it if she
brought another source of income into the No.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
This is a good question. I'm gonna say, this is
a good idea. Strangely enough, because you're pretending to be
somebody you're not.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Well I'm not your grandmother, right, but I'm not changing
my life experiences or I'm not changing anything about me
other than our familial relationship.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I think this is a good idea.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I like it too, especially if the older ladies don't have,
you know, access to their grandkids or or even don't
have grandkids for whatever reason.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
And you could rent her for like, let's say, ten hours.
Oh wow, you know, not at one time. Oh okay,
come on, so like over a course of two months. Okay,
so you've already paid for like ten hours, right, and
then strangely enough, she calls you, so you start charging
her because she wants to be around you more than
you want to be around hers. You flip the tables
(15:25):
on her. Yep, Oh, I like it. This is why
they ought to have childcare at nursing homes.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Let the people who are living in the nursing home
take care of the.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Children, just have them together.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
They need to be together, oh, you're saying, because most
of the people in the nursing home are at an
age where they need their diapers changed and that sort
of thing.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
They just need the interaction, and they need the interaction
as well. I think they're deaf so that you don't
have to worry about how loud kids are inside. You
can use your outside voice inside Grandma can't hear.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
If you've been to a drive through since COVID, you
know that life has changed at the drive through restaurants,
and there's a lot of complaints about the length of
time it takes to get through and so on and
so forth. So now this company is it pronounced saduku
like the game Saduku bliss Uh surveyed ten thousand fast
(16:27):
food customers across forty states. Now, I don't know what's
ten got left off, but they've rated the speed and
accuracy of the drive through window. Remember what's his face
in Uh? It's not police Academy. The was the Mel
Gibson movies. And what's his names at the back? Go
(16:48):
Joe Bessie.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Never go through the drives.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
You always get ft in the drive through. Well, anyway,
according to the customers, Wingstop is the best drive through experience.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I don't think I've ever had a wing stop meal.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I went to Wingstop once, but it was I was indoors.
It's the one in Forest Acres, YEP. They said they
have twenty two hundred locations across the country. Now they're
also the slowest, though there's a very nice experience Culvers.
My wife loves Culvers. They are the second slowest drive throughs.
(17:32):
Church's Chicken is third, Panera is fourth. Tropical Smoothie Cafe.
These are the worst drive through experiences. I guess the best,
the fastest, the most accurate is your friends at Chick
fil A. Yes. Now, by the way, I did see
a funny video of a guy. This is like a
(17:55):
TikTok thing or something where the guy, you know how,
they're outside at the drive through and they come through
and they take your order and then they're out there
with the computer or whatever.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
And the.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Guy says, and that'll be all And he says yep,
and he goes, all right, it'll be six forty seven,
pull ahead, and then there's like a momentary pause and
he says something about it was my pleasure. It was
my pleasure, and all of a sudden, like a team
descends upon him. I'm drawing black glasses. I said it
(18:30):
was my pleasure.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Correct, you didn't say it fast enough. That's great.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
McDonald's is the number two best drive through.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I believe that really, sure, Wow, I believe.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
That Krispy Kreme is three and Cookout number four.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Cookouts. I need to go eat at a cookout. I
don't think you do. Everybody he's eating at the cookout.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I like the cookout milkshake is what they call it
because it's not a milkshake. It's a big cup of
ice cream, okay, and it's like three fifty or four
dollars or something, and it's like a big cup of
ice cream and you get like the mint chocolate chip,
or they give you a straw. I don't know why
they bother with the straw. There's no possible way of.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Sucking to suck it.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, exactly. They also give you the spoon, thankfully, but
that I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Maybe that's a test. I've had a girl and suck
a golf ball through a garden hose.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
She gets sucked down a hole shake from the cookouts.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Ain't that movie started?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
So I don't know, Jonathan. I am not impressed with
the drive through locations, although I will say Chick fil
A is in my estimation, far and away.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
The best, especially the new locations, because they don't even
build a Chick fil A now unless they have like
two point three acres.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
And they're redoing a lot of the Chick fil as
on town.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Making them bigger, so that and the newer ones have
the same size indoor eating area. Okay, I'm thinking of
one in Clarksville, Tennessee. Okay, not far from the buckets
that are refused to stop at. But it's a huge
indoor dining area. But they still got the six lanes
(20:24):
of traffic going around it. That must be a four
acre plot of land. They make your money back, yeah, yes,
because everybody's in line are either in line briefly inside
or in line in your car. You got a mobile order,
You got a what was the other You got a
mobile order?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
You got a oh, the mobile order. One of my
friends owns the couple of chick fil as here in town,
and I did the grand opening for the Chick fil
A on two notch that he has, and that was
the first one that they had with the mobile order.
So that's don't know, four or five years ago or
something like that, and he showed me the difference. Like
we did a video for the store on Facebook where
(21:03):
we did a traditional drive through experience and then we
did like the mobile drive through experience and the mobile
drive through experience. Have you got that Chick fil A app?
It's it's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, I mean you don't have to slow down at
the speed limps thirty five, you know to slow down
when you pull in, Just keep going.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
It's on rusku in the hey now.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Hey, now, you keep going. I'm good. Hey, what's going
on in your neighborhood we should be talking about? You know,
how to reach out to us on social media. You
can also email us on Rush at ninety seven five WCS.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Dot com, nash at ninety seven five wus dot com.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Oh, we didn't talk about the Epstein files. Everybody's talking
about the Epstein files.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
What files exactly?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
The snow file. It's an empty Manila folder that's stain
on it. Yeah, everything nothing in there. Uh. And you
can always call us tomorrow when you want to win
your Luke Bryant tickets or you want to chit chat.
It's a three nine seven eight ninet two six seven
eight oh three nine seven eight WC ask tomorrow s
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