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July 31, 2025 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Killy Nash, Good morning Morrows Show Today. Thank god
tomorrow's Friday. We kick off the tax free weekend, and
you're excited about sticking it to the man, getting whatever
you want to get from back to school.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
And it's always interesting what's considered back to school and
what's not. And they have like like if you're buying
a computer, I guess that is back to school. But
if you're buying a computer accessory like a mouse or
that's mot no, but you can get like I'm trying
to remember one of them was like roller skates are back
to school. I mean, there's all of these weird loopholes,

(00:34):
so you have to check with whatever. But I'm going
to try to get like my groceries, can I put
them on the back.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
To the school list? With the concern of nutrition in
our schools, that would make grocery stores part of this
as well. No, no, we're not. Well.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I guess maybe the part of it is now in
a lot of school districts you're not even allowed to
bring lunches. In South Carolina, you're not allowed to bring
a lunch. That's actually a violation of violation because you
would make other students who.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
You could kill somebod if you bring in up a
butter sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Well there's that, and then there's also you're going to
make people feel lesser than that you actually have food
at your house. Oh your mom brought you Chick fil
a or blowney sandwich. You're not going to eat the
school issued free lunch.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
So back to school comes to tragedies, I mean back
to school.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I mean, you know, we've come a long ways from
making people feel bad because you got the newest air Jordan's.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Oh haven't we done? But still yet we don't have uniforms, okay,
So as we get ready for the back and the
big eight oh three weekend, Sunday's the third of August eighth,
three eight three day Correct Celebration begins tomorrow and.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I'm sure that'll rage all weekend. And if you're also
looking for another way to make kids feel bad in
your school, you could flaunt to them that you've just
won the three day music passes to the Field and
Stream Music Festival.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I would do it. Featuring to the Principal's.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Eye, Miranda Lambert, Riley, Green zz Top, Leonard, Skinnyard and more.
We play what you're talking about at six thirty on
weekday mornings. And like I said, tomorrow's pass is for
the field and stream music festival tickets. Hornswoggle is what
we're talking about. Tornswoggle, Yes, hornswoggle.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's it's underhanded.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Horns hornswoggle kind of. Yes, it's to beat someone by cheating,
cheating such a hornswoggle.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yes, I didn't also.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Know, by the way, there is a apparently. I don't
know if he's in the WWE or not. When I
put in hornswoggle, the first thing that popped up was
a pro wrestler, So there's somebody using that as a name.
He's like a let me, let me google it again.
I'm gonna google hornswoggle.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
So he's an educated man.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
If you called it and said hornswoggle is a pro wrestler,
that's great. He looks like his real name is Dylan
Posti born in nineteen eighty six, professional wrestler and YouTuber
signed to the w d WE. Hornswoggle is now thirty
nine years of age. He's a he's a tiny man.
How big is Hornswoggle? Hornswoggle is four foot five inches tall,

(03:11):
weighs one hundred and forty two pounds. Okay, and Apparently
he's known for cheating in all of his wrestling.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Ah, well, there you go. I like it.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
And he's dressed up like a like an Irish leprechaun
or Okay, so sometimes they just call him Swaggle. What
a great wrestling name, Hornswoggle. But that's what I guess
inspired him. He's a cheater, and you don't need to cheat. Well,
Kelly actually helped you cheat because he gives you the answer.
The Kelly Nash cheat Sheet is available at ninety seven

(03:41):
five WCS dot com. Oh absolutely, And that's like you
always say, we're just doing the clicks for ticks here.
Just please go ahead and click the page, even if
you already know the answer.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
We tell you up front, we're just doing it for
the clicks.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Do you have any hacks life hacks, Jonathan, particularly on
how to stay cool in the hot, hot summertime. I've
got a few here that were sent in, but I
didn't know if you had any off the top of
your head that you do to try to Yeah, you
got to go out and mow the lawn, or you
got to go walk the dogs and it's one hundred
and four degrees out. You got any tricks?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
One of the things I used to love to do
as a kid because it felt even better than the
air conditioning is. Before I left the pool, I would
always jump into the pool with my T shirt on.
I'll get a good wet. You get in the car,
you take your T shirt off and you hold it
out of the window in such a way that it
becomes like an air like a wind sock, and then
the air coming through the T shirt that's wet.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, that's a clever IDEA. Part of this is one
of those things that I didn't really believe, but it
turns out to be true. The color of your shirt
makes a difference. So they did a they put these
three shirts into the sunshine. The first one the black shirt.

(04:58):
When they put a temperature sure on the.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Black shirt, the thermometer on it.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, like I guess in it or somehow they're measuring
the actual temperature of the shirt. The shirt was one
hundred and ten point eight degrees. They did it on
a gray shirt. The gray shirt was nine degrees cooler,
one hundred and one point eight degrees. And then they
did it on a white shirt, which was two and

(05:23):
a half degrees or so cooler than the gray shirt.
That was at ninety nine point five degrees. So, but
between ninety nine point five and one hundred and ten,
that's a that's a pretty big sway right there.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Well, I knew that the black would always the lighter
would reflect the but I didn't realize it would. Actually,
I'm so conducive into the cotton. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
They And by the way, speaking of cotton, they do
say if you're trying to stay cool, where either one
hundred percent cotton linen or bamboo shirts. If you have
any kind of blend, it's going to make it feel hotter.
Any blend have you, even if it's just one percent
spandex or whatever, right, don't wear it. And they also

(06:06):
said one of the great tricks is one of those
cooling rings. I've seen those things around where you put
them in the freezer for a little bit. You can't
put it around your neck or whatever. They say that
can drop your body temperature by eight degrees.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
I did see one of those dudes with the hat
with the straw hat with the wide brim and had
the little fans all the way around it. Okay, he
sounded like a damn drone. Got a drone? Hey, maybe
that's what It is just you got like a little
proximity sensor you stick on the top of your cap,
and you have a little drone stays right above you

(06:36):
and blows the air on you all the time. Oh
my god, that'd be cool.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Here's a story again. A Florida man has been arrested
for stealing state property. Apparently this man had been trout.
His name's Wilton Simpson. I guess was driving between Pensacola
and Orlando and he was going to state forests and
stealing the smoky the Bear signs. Now, that's interesting. But

(07:05):
here's where it gets to me bizarre. He was selling
them on Facebook marketplace. According to this story, how much
do you think people were willing to pay and had
paid for a Smoky the Bear sign? You're not going
to be close. Final answer nineteen hundred dollars per sign.

(07:28):
Good lord, the man has gotten over forty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Wow, steal.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Why am I not stealing Smoky the Bear signs?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I was contemplating smoking the bear just the other day.
Now I realize everybody loves smoking the bear. How could
you not? He obviously tests well, he's been on television.
I didn't even know this Smoky the Bear just turned fifty,
No eighty.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
They had him at the White House last year. Thinking
that's August ninth. He celebrated his eightieth birthday eightieth in
nineteen forty four. Only you can prevent wildfires.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
One of the plainly the most failed marketing message of
all time.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Well, it's only.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
It's not even accurate, and we constantly We've had them
now for eighty years, and they're only getting more and
more wild not working at all, Smoky.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I mean, do you think thunder and lightning doesn't have
anything to do with wildfires?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yes? They do.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh okay, but only you can Only you can only
I prevent house fires, Smoky the Beer. But have you
ever bought anything and then found out that it was illegal? Like,
I mean, I haven't bought I don't even know if
I've ever bought anything on Facebook Marketplace. I've sold some
things on Facebook Marketplace. I don't know that I've ever
bought anything. But maybe you go, you know, to a Facebook,

(09:00):
or you go eBay, or you go to like a
pond store or something, and then find out later you've
bought stolen goods.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Because now the police are trying to track down these
people who bought the stolen Smokey the Bear.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Sign, and when they find them, they just think. You
don't get your money back.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Mike, spend nineteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
No, do you even get arrested. I think you get
arrested for receiving stolen goods. I know you get arrested
for selling stolen goods. I think you get arrested and
you don't get your money back.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Woof, just be careful on me.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
I mean, I can't think of anything that I bought
that I knew was stolen. I'm sure I bought something
that was stolen.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Maybe somebody will have a that's good.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
But if what kind of hot item did you buy?

Speaker 2 (09:43):
I don't, thankfully. I don't think I've ever bought a
hot item.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
I know. You see these people with these street signs
they've stolen. That's pretty brazen too. You put it right there.
I can see it from the road. It's in your garage,
you know.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Interesting now that I think about it. When I was
a child, I don't even know how I got this.
I think my grandparents gave it to me. There's a
high probability that this was stolen.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Didn't they run an antique shop.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
They did run an antique shop, and the used to
buy interesting things at auction, So perhaps this was stolen
and then sold it an auction, Although perhaps I guess
there's a legal way that this could have happened. It
was a railroad crossing sign. It was wood and it
was yellow, but it looked like somebody had shot it
with like a shotgun or something, and so perhaps the
authorities had taken that down and replaced it and put

(10:33):
that up for auction or something, because I had that
hanging in my room for a little while.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
No, I can't think of anything that I knew I
bought that was stolen.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
I'm thinking, well, but again, perhaps if we get to
that story tomorrow, people can share that with us.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
I'm sure the reason why is because my dad would
have known it was stolen it he would have whipped
my ass. It was already a a great danger physically
for receiving stolen goods at my house.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Some people love this idea, other people hate this idea.
You're a married couple or well, what do you always say,
spouse like relationship, You're living together for an extended period
of time, you don't have any children, and you have
made the decision that come vacation time, we're going to

(11:26):
go on separate vacations, separate but equal. Separate but equal.
Maybe she's gonna take a girl's trip.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
And I get a lesser trip. I get more spending cash.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
I mean, and again, this would give her and him
opportunities to do things that the other one would not
be injured. Like, for example, I would not enjoy well,
my wife wouldn't enjoy this either, thankfully, but like I'm
not a wine guy in the sense that I want
to go to Sonoma and tour all the wineries and stuff.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
But that's a.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Great trip for girls. And the guys may say, you
know what, if I got five days, I'd like to
try to hit five Major League.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Ball games, right, And Sally's not interested.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
She's not interesting. So what do you think about couples
taking separate vacations. We're going at the same time, we're
both getting a week off.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
You know, this is not a bad idea the more
I think about it. We are one, but we are
still have our individual interests. We can't share all individual interests.
We would have never found a mate.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Jonathan's gonna go deep, So I'm going.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
To Sally don't want to get on a boat.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah, no, I deal with all that nightmare, and she'l go.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
I always male fish.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
She'll go to some she'll go to some holy land
and study the Bible.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
She's not gonna filay it tuna and take a bite
out of it right there in the boat.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Men and women are different.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
I like it. This is a good idea. I might
even suggest this vacation coming up, that's going to go.
I'm gonna waste a thousand dollars on you to get
a seat on a boat you don't even want to
be on. MM, that's great.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Jonas is all about it.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
I'm all about it.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
So all right, well not what do you all think
about that separate but equal vacation.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
I'm doing it.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Jonah's already died.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I'm booking one.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
This has not been approved.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
That it'd be great set up. Hey, honey, I've already figured
out what we're gonna do on vacation. We're gonna go down.
We're gonna we're gonna be g at the beach. You'll
have to go to police. And well, I'll tell you what.
Let's make Let's make it a destination location. Now we
haven't been to the Bahamas and forever we're gonna go
back down to that. So I've booked the hotel at
parent Ice Island, and uh, we got two incredible days

(13:40):
of offshore fishing.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
I don't want to go fishing.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Huh, that's great. Well I've already bought it. Why didn't
buy you the fishing? So I've already got the hotel room.
You mean I got to go to the Bahamas by
myself and stay in the hotel room by.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Myself, by myself while you go off fishing.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
It's great.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Think that's great. Well what if she says, well, then
I don't want to go to the Bahamas.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
She wouldn't want to go.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yeah, I don't want to go.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
She don't want to go to Paradise Island. It's nothing
there but gambling.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Kids running around, running a muck.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
I don't want any of this, certainly not Paradise. Well
it is.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Maybe I want to go to Rodeo Drive in California
and spend all your money.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Is good? This is good. Anyway you get a preapproved card,
just spending limit on there. If you end up spending
it all, I can't make it home. Hope you enjoy
those shoes you bought because you could be using them
to get back home.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Hope they're comfortable. Yes, So those are the things on
the docket for tomorrow morning as we kick off Friday
and the eight oh three weekend.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Hey, what's going on in your neighborhood we should be
talking about. You're already planning a vacation just for you,
because I'm planning one right now in my mind. I
can see myself out there right now. Oh it's good. Hey,
reach out to us as social media. You can also
email USA and Rush at ninety seven five w COS
dot com.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
I'm Nash at ninety seven five WUS dot com.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Remember the to call them win your tickets Field Stream
Music Festival eight O three ninety seven eight ninet two
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