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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, it's Jonathan rush Elle. Now Tomorrow show Today.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
S H. I t already get ready for the weekend.
Tomorrow we get Thursday, get a chance to win six thirty.
What you're talking.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
About, Acedia is the word of the day for what
you're talking about. Jonathan's thinking hard right now. It's like
when I put a question into chat GPT and I
can feel the phone clicking.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Over help me Acedia. Acedia.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
This is this is this is something that is seemingly,
seemingly and seemingly.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Unreasonable.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Okay, that's how you'd use it, like the hope of
winning is acedia. But it actually means you don't care
if you win or lose, or live or die or
anything else. The state of not caring about anything in
the world, including yourself. You just don't give a rip.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
You ever been there, I've been there on occasion.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, I think, I think for a short period. I
can't even say that, because I mean during my divorce
back like fifteen years ago, there was a time. But
I can't say that I didn't care if I lived
or died because I obviously chose to keep feeding myself.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, you're right, doing those things, you didn't quite reach
that level.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I still showered, by the way. Funny, I shouldn't say
it's funny. That guy Brian Coburger.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Is that his name? Yeah, the murderer Idaho.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
He's apparently complaining to prison officials at his new home
there at the maximum security prison where he'll be spending
four life sentences. Yes, that prisoners on the upper deck.
Apparently he's not allowed to be with the GP, so
he's in a wing of the building for the worst
of the worst, I guess supposedly to protect him. But
(02:05):
even amongst the worst of the worst, they know who
he is and they don't like them. And so what
they do is, apparently they're working in shifts. They'll just
get up and there's a vent that they can get
to and they'll yell into his jail cell. Now, he
spends twenty three hours a day in the jail cell,
(02:26):
but they time it so just about every hour somebody
is screaming down that vent, and so he's not had
more than an hour's sleep continuously.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I love it, and.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
He's so ticked off about it.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I love this. Let me get these guys' names be
we're gonna start sending cookies, whatever whatever else we can
get actually into the prison.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I love it. I love it.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Who's annoying you? Hopefully it's not fellow prisoners in a
maximum security for.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Since he's in solitary confinement, one of the guards could
accidentally drop their pocket knife.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Maybe you take his own life.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Oh, or use it as a shank.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Well, he's in solitary confinement, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
But the prison guards have to come by, come by,
and he might shank you. Have you ever let somebody
borrow your house? I've never done this where I can
you can just I did let Well, I shouldn't say that.
I did let several other people when I lived in
Manhattan on fifty seventh Street. Never did it because I
(03:34):
had a roommate down in the East Village. But I
lived alone on fifty seventh and sometimes I would be
out of town for a week or something and somebody
would be coming into town and they're like, could I
use your apartment? And I'd hook him up for whatever
was the weekend or whatever, you can stay there. Apparently
Zoe Kravitz was in that situation where she needed to
(03:56):
get out of her house due to the LA wildfires. Oh,
she ask somebody can I stay at your house.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Instead?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
And that someone was out of town, and that someone
has a very nice house. I imagine I've never been there,
never been invited. But the someone was Taylor Swift. Okay,
So Taylor Swift said, sure, you can stay at my house.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I'm not using it.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
And she said, hell, by the way, my mom Lisa Bonnet,
world famous actress from back in the eighties on The
Cosby Show. Uh, she's being evacuated too. Can she stay
with me at your Oh? Sure, tell your mom make
herself at home. Well, Lisa made herself at home, and
part of making Lisa Bennet, who I haven't really seen
(04:38):
in years. I know she was married to what's his name,
Jason Momoa and he's a pretty weird dude. And Lenny
Kravitz is a pretty weird dude.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, I knew she's married with Lenny Kravitt.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, Jason Momoa was her other one. And Momoa said
she's too weird for me.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I haven't thought about this girl in years.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, so part of Lisa and Lisa Bennet appears to
be possessed by the devil now, so she brought her
pet orpheus Orpheus is like an eight foot snake. So
there she is Lisa and Orpheus, and I don't know
(05:19):
if she brought Orpheus into the bathroom to take a
shower with her or something weird, but apparently there was
a hole in the bathroom wall that Orpheus was able
to get into and then would not return, and so
for hours they were trying to get Orpheus out. Now,
Taylor Swift, unlike you and I, has somebody called a
(05:41):
house manager who works at the property. And the house
manager made the hard call. We got to start ripping
out the wall. Oh my god, yep, the tile wall
was destroyed. Basically, he said, we had to just We're
(06:01):
gonna have to redo the entire wall now. And so
in the essence of doing that, they've basically destroyed Taylor
Swift's bathroom. So Taylor Swift lost the bathroom because of
her house guests, Zoe and Lisa Bonnet. Now I'm assuming
that the Bonet Kravitzs crew they're going to pay for
all this. She said when telling the stories, always said,
(06:23):
Taylor took it very well. But have you ever let
somebody into your house and then regretted it?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
This is good.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You got like an eight foot snake, and they said
the other option was to just tell Taylor there's a
wild snake somewhere loose in your home. It's probably gonna
pop out at some other He'll be fine. He's eight
feet but he's non poisonous. So if you wake up
around you, yeah, that could be a problem.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Lords hysterical.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Maybe we'll get to that tomorrow. So we got a
warning if you're a teenager. Well, I guess this would
be a lot of people when when you think of zits,
we normally think of teenagers, but zits are something that
can stick with people through their entire lives. And so
we have a warning here from somebody named lish that's
her first name, lish l I s h Marie, and
(07:24):
we've we've linked her video on the Morning Rest blog.
Lysh Marie is posted a TikTok of herself at the
emergency room and she has a tale of warning and
of woe. She popped a ZiT underneath like it's kind
of like between her lip and her left nostril. Okay,
(07:45):
come on now, according to her, well you don't want
to walk around with the big ZiT on your face,
do you. Well, she didn't pop it on the video,
she's contacting you to let you, to give you a warning,
she said. Within a couple hours, I knew that my
problem was much bigger than what I had just thought
I had escaped, which was a ZiT on my face.
(08:08):
My face was getting more painful with each moment. Then
I noticed that my face was starting to balloon up.
By hour four, she said, if she attempted to smile,
she could not lift the left side of her face.
Oh wow, that's how bad it is bad. She then
took herself to the hospital and said, I've got a
(08:29):
problem here, something here. The hospital told her, you messed up.
You popped a ZiT in the triangle of death. I
had never heard of the triangle of death. It is
it's basically, according to dermatologist doctor Mark Strom, the triangle
(08:49):
of death is the area of your face from the
bridge of your nose to the corners of your mouth.
So from the bridge from like between your eyes to
the corners of your mind. Do not poposit there. You're
in the triangle of death because those connect to your
(09:10):
brain via a blood vessel called the cavernous sinus, and
if you pop asit there bacteria from the ZiT, or
from your hands, or even the open air can enter
your bloodstream, leading to a massive infection of your brain.
(09:31):
Complications include blindness, stroke, paralysis as she was experiencing, or death.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
So warning, How could be we never heard of this?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
The triangle of death. I'm sure as a teenager, I
popped probably twenty twenty zits around my nose. I've never
heard of this like that area, like right with the
bottom of your nose. It's kind where the nostrils begin
to flare out in that area. I must have popped
twenty zits, I bet As a teenager, I used to
(10:05):
get them all the time.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Same with the Triangle of death. Didn't even know what.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Does doctor pop z It Popper whatever her name is
on t pimple popper does she talk about that?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I don't watch that show. It's too gross, don't want
to watch it, don't want to know about it.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I do remember some girls in high school they would
like to pop zits on guys backs at like parties,
and even as like a sixteen seventeen year old, I
was like you girls, I wouldn't date any of those girls,
and they thought it was cute. Look get how fun
this is You're a nasty, filthy individual. I have no
interest in you. As fine as your feathered hair is,
(10:45):
I still have no interest in you. That's that's how
nasty you are. I can't overcome this. And I obviously
I didn't marry any of those fine feathered hair girls
from the eighties. But for people when they do get married,
I think women, Uh, it's hard for you and I, Jonathan.
(11:06):
I think males process this information a lot different than females.
The anniversaries mean more to a woman.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Oh, totally, without question.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yes, my wife can talk about like what I was wearing,
Like what I was wearing on our first date, first date,
what did I eat?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
You know?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
What did we do on our fifth wedding anniversary? She'll
tell you all about it. Whereat Yeah, I woke up
late that morning, but you were already at the gym
and then we did that. She so women, I I
don't even I don't dare to answer this question because
I don't think that we're mentally equipped to answer it.
(11:48):
This morning, Russia Regular is about to celebrate her first anniversary.
It is falling on a weekday. Her husband works as
an HVAC guy. And I think he works for him.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
So okay, So.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
She's contemplating the magnitude of our first anniversary. It's not
like it's our second, third, fourth, you know, the first anniversary?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (12:13):
The first, fifth, tenth, twentieth, twenty fifth, Those are like
the Biggins. Yeah, she's contemplating asking him to take the
day off, knowing that if he took like that next
Wednesday off or whatever it is, it could cost the
family thousands of dollars because he would not be working.
He doesn't get a paycheck if he doesn't. I mean,
(12:34):
the only paycheck I get is what the customers are
paying me for, right I But she says, I think
it's important that we take the day and celebrate it
together and remember where we've been and where we're going
and all those types of things. And it's more than
I just I don't want to just have him for
the night. I want to have him all day, stay
home all day. So what do you tell her, Broh,
(13:00):
you're a lot to manage. There's the guy's perspective.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You're a lot to manage.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
What if Sally had come to you, did you have
a baby yet in year one?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
No?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
So first anniversary, you're it's just you and her. You're
responsible for putting food on your family, but your family's
only Sally at that point probably didn't need a lot.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
See, it's easy for me because we were married of
the sympath thirtieth, so we're off anyway. So she's never
been in that position.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
But if you'd been married on January tenth and a
time where we I don't think we still have this.
But according to our boss for years, it was illegal
to take a vacation during a ratings period.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Illegal illegal.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
He'll put leon lot, he'll come cuff and stuff. You
did tell us it ill, it's illegal to take any
day off during the the sweeps.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
No, I absolutely would say, Look, Sugar, I understand it's
important to you, and I tell you what we'll do.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Get all that.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
We'll get up extra early and mix some breakfast because
I'm still living here at seven thirty. But I know
it's special for you, so we'll make it special first
thing in the morning.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
You used to go to work at seven thirty in
the morning.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I know. I'm saying. If I were the HVAC guy, Oh,
in his scenario. Oh, And she'd say, yeah, but what
about lunch? Look, I don't eat lunch. You know that
I'm working to pay for your lunch. Yeah, I'm making
the money around here. I'm putting food on your I'm
lucky if I get one of those rotisserie hot dogs
in the convenience store, that's going. That's all I can
(14:36):
slow down for. But what about dinner. We could do dinner.
I'll be back for dinner if you eat late, because
it's the time of the year when the sun doesn't
go down until Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I'll be working till about eight o'clock tonight, and if
we get an emergency call, I might be home at town.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Well, you just don't love me, I don't think.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
I think she's She understands that he loves her, but
she also this is a big event for her and
I again, it's it's hard for me because I don't see.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
It as a big event, but she does.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I can hear her already trying to justify this. Well, look,
if those customers that you don't help on that Wednesday,
you can start there on Thursday. You're not going to
lose any customers, You're not losing any money. Will it
take you a couple of days to get caught up?
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Does the guy who's h VAC goes out on Wednesday?
Does he just say, oh, I'll be patient, I'll be patient.
It's only August and South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Oh it's your anniversary. Well then, who am I kidding?
That's great?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
So he would lose money, and she recognizes that, but
she also thinks that it's worth it to the family
for them to build their bond.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
So the questions really, is it worth it for me?
Not the A hear about it?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Now?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Later she's asking do we does what did the morning
Russian regulars say? And this is almost a female exclusive question.
I think, do you ask your husband to take the
day off and lose one thousand dollars in order to
celebrate the day with you? And we don't have to
go out and do anything fancy. We can just sit
in bed all day.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
And I get it as a female perspective. You may
hear from some guys who chose wisely or unwisely.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Is wisely that they did take the time off, or
they might say I chose wisely and I broomed her.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Ah, we might have.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
We might have Those guys might that I'm the happiest
I've ever been living alone.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
That ended it right there. Well, that's good.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
We got all those issues and more tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Remember the old joke about the man and the woman
who got married way back in the day, great great
grand Beatty got married a great great grandmommy, and they
got in from the church. They got in the one
horse buggy, which at that point they were so put
was a mule, okay, And he got on the He
got on the buggy and he goes a mule, don't move.
(17:01):
The guy says that's one. Ha, mule, don't move. Guy
looking at the mule says that's two, as if the
mule could count.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah, the mules understanding all this because.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Ha, mule, don't move.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Guy got down from the buggy, thumb, cocked his pistol
and shot that mule graveyard dead.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
His wife says, what the hell you do with He said,
that's one. Oh I love that jerk.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Domestic murder.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Tomorrow, we yuck it up? Is this one told you?
Cos how do you handle that? You want to win
some tickets?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
You used the same number if you want to win
the tickets at six thirty tomorrow morning, because we well,
you think we're made of money over here when I
got one number that's right, so you know three nine
seven eight not two six seven. And you can always
reach out to us on social media. You can email
if you like him, Rush at ninety seven five at
w CUS dot com.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Nash at ninety seven five w c u S dot com,
s H I T so happy.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
It's Thursday tomorrow. On the morning, Rush
Hey, it's Jonathan rush Elle. Now Tomorrow show Today.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
S H. I t already get ready for the weekend.
Tomorrow we get Thursday, get a chance to win six thirty.
What you're talking.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
About, Acedia is the word of the day for what
you're talking about. Jonathan's thinking hard right now. It's like
when I put a question into chat GPT and I
can feel the phone clicking.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Over help me Acedia. Acedia.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
This is this is this is something that is seemingly,
seemingly and seemingly.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Unreasonable.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Okay, that's how you'd use it, like the hope of
winning is acedia. But it actually means you don't care
if you win or lose, or live or die or
anything else. The state of not caring about anything in
the world, including yourself. You just don't give a rip.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
You ever been there, I've been there on occasion.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, I think, I think for a short period. I
can't even say that, because I mean during my divorce
back like fifteen years ago, there was a time. But
I can't say that I didn't care if I lived
or died because I obviously chose to keep feeding myself.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, you're right, doing those things, you didn't quite reach
that level.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I still showered, by the way. Funny, I shouldn't say
it's funny. That guy Brian Coburger.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Is that his name? Yeah, the murderer Idaho.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
He's apparently complaining to prison officials at his new home
there at the maximum security prison where he'll be spending
four life sentences. Yes, that prisoners on the upper deck.
Apparently he's not allowed to be with the GP, so
he's in a wing of the building for the worst
of the worst, I guess supposedly to protect him. But
(02:05):
even amongst the worst of the worst, they know who
he is and they don't like them. And so what
they do is, apparently they're working in shifts. They'll just
get up and there's a vent that they can get
to and they'll yell into his jail cell. Now, he
spends twenty three hours a day in the jail cell,
(02:26):
but they time it so just about every hour somebody
is screaming down that vent, and so he's not had
more than an hour's sleep continuously.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I love it, and.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
He's so ticked off about it.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I love this. Let me get these guys' names be
we're gonna start sending cookies, whatever whatever else we can
get actually into the prison.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I love it. I love it.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Who's annoying you? Hopefully it's not fellow prisoners in a
maximum security for.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Since he's in solitary confinement, one of the guards could
accidentally drop their pocket knife.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Maybe you take his own life.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Oh, or use it as a shank.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Well, he's in solitary confinement, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
But the prison guards have to come by, come by,
and he might shank you. Have you ever let somebody
borrow your house? I've never done this where I can
you can just I did let Well, I shouldn't say that.
I did let several other people when I lived in
Manhattan on fifty seventh Street. Never did it because I
(03:34):
had a roommate down in the East Village. But I
lived alone on fifty seventh and sometimes I would be
out of town for a week or something and somebody
would be coming into town and they're like, could I
use your apartment? And I'd hook him up for whatever
was the weekend or whatever, you can stay there. Apparently
Zoe Kravitz was in that situation where she needed to
(03:56):
get out of her house due to the LA wildfires. Oh,
she ask somebody can I stay at your house.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Instead?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
And that someone was out of town, and that someone
has a very nice house. I imagine I've never been there,
never been invited. But the someone was Taylor Swift. Okay,
So Taylor Swift said, sure, you can stay at my house.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I'm not using it.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
And she said, hell, by the way, my mom Lisa Bonnet,
world famous actress from back in the eighties on The
Cosby Show. Uh, she's being evacuated too. Can she stay
with me at your Oh? Sure, tell your mom make
herself at home. Well, Lisa made herself at home, and
part of making Lisa Bennet, who I haven't really seen
(04:38):
in years. I know she was married to what's his name,
Jason Momoa and he's a pretty weird dude. And Lenny
Kravitz is a pretty weird dude.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, I knew she's married with Lenny Kravitt.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, Jason Momoa was her other one. And Momoa said
she's too weird for me.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I haven't thought about this girl in years.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, so part of Lisa and Lisa Bennet appears to
be possessed by the devil now, so she brought her
pet orpheus Orpheus is like an eight foot snake. So
there she is Lisa and Orpheus, and I don't know
(05:19):
if she brought Orpheus into the bathroom to take a
shower with her or something weird, but apparently there was
a hole in the bathroom wall that Orpheus was able
to get into and then would not return, and so
for hours they were trying to get Orpheus out. Now,
Taylor Swift, unlike you and I, has somebody called a
(05:41):
house manager who works at the property. And the house
manager made the hard call. We got to start ripping
out the wall. Oh my god, yep, the tile wall
was destroyed. Basically, he said, we had to just We're
(06:01):
gonna have to redo the entire wall now. And so
in the essence of doing that, they've basically destroyed Taylor
Swift's bathroom. So Taylor Swift lost the bathroom because of
her house guests, Zoe and Lisa Bonnet. Now I'm assuming
that the Bonet Kravitzs crew they're going to pay for
all this. She said when telling the stories, always said,
(06:23):
Taylor took it very well. But have you ever let
somebody into your house and then regretted it?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
This is good.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You got like an eight foot snake, and they said
the other option was to just tell Taylor there's a
wild snake somewhere loose in your home. It's probably gonna
pop out at some other He'll be fine. He's eight
feet but he's non poisonous. So if you wake up
around you, yeah, that could be a problem.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Lords hysterical.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Maybe we'll get to that tomorrow. So we got a
warning if you're a teenager. Well, I guess this would
be a lot of people when when you think of zits,
we normally think of teenagers, but zits are something that
can stick with people through their entire lives. And so
we have a warning here from somebody named lish that's
her first name, lish l I s h Marie, and
(07:24):
we've we've linked her video on the Morning Rest blog.
Lysh Marie is posted a TikTok of herself at the
emergency room and she has a tale of warning and
of woe. She popped a ZiT underneath like it's kind
of like between her lip and her left nostril. Okay,
(07:45):
come on now, according to her, well you don't want
to walk around with the big ZiT on your face,
do you. Well, she didn't pop it on the video,
she's contacting you to let you, to give you a warning,
she said. Within a couple hours, I knew that my
problem was much bigger than what I had just thought
I had escaped, which was a ZiT on my face.
(08:08):
My face was getting more painful with each moment. Then
I noticed that my face was starting to balloon up.
By hour four, she said, if she attempted to smile,
she could not lift the left side of her face.
Oh wow, that's how bad it is bad. She then
took herself to the hospital and said, I've got a
(08:29):
problem here, something here. The hospital told her, you messed up.
You popped a ZiT in the triangle of death. I
had never heard of the triangle of death. It is
it's basically, according to dermatologist doctor Mark Strom, the triangle
(08:49):
of death is the area of your face from the
bridge of your nose to the corners of your mouth.
So from the bridge from like between your eyes to
the corners of your mind. Do not poposit there. You're
in the triangle of death because those connect to your
(09:10):
brain via a blood vessel called the cavernous sinus, and
if you pop asit there bacteria from the ZiT, or
from your hands, or even the open air can enter
your bloodstream, leading to a massive infection of your brain.
(09:31):
Complications include blindness, stroke, paralysis as she was experiencing, or death.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
So warning, How could be we never heard of this?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
The triangle of death. I'm sure as a teenager, I
popped probably twenty twenty zits around my nose. I've never
heard of this like that area, like right with the
bottom of your nose. It's kind where the nostrils begin
to flare out in that area. I must have popped
twenty zits, I bet As a teenager, I used to
(10:05):
get them all the time.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Same with the Triangle of death. Didn't even know what.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Does doctor pop z It Popper whatever her name is
on t pimple popper does she talk about that?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I don't watch that show. It's too gross, don't want
to watch it, don't want to know about it.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I do remember some girls in high school they would
like to pop zits on guys backs at like parties,
and even as like a sixteen seventeen year old, I
was like you girls, I wouldn't date any of those girls,
and they thought it was cute. Look get how fun
this is You're a nasty, filthy individual. I have no
interest in you. As fine as your feathered hair is,
(10:45):
I still have no interest in you. That's that's how
nasty you are. I can't overcome this. And I obviously
I didn't marry any of those fine feathered hair girls
from the eighties. But for people when they do get married,
I think women, Uh, it's hard for you and I, Jonathan.
(11:06):
I think males process this information a lot different than females.
The anniversaries mean more to a woman.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Oh, totally, without question.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yes, my wife can talk about like what I was wearing,
Like what I was wearing on our first date, first date,
what did I eat?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
You know?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
What did we do on our fifth wedding anniversary? She'll
tell you all about it. Whereat Yeah, I woke up
late that morning, but you were already at the gym
and then we did that. She so women, I I
don't even I don't dare to answer this question because
I don't think that we're mentally equipped to answer it.
(11:48):
This morning, Russia Regular is about to celebrate her first anniversary.
It is falling on a weekday. Her husband works as
an HVAC guy. And I think he works for him.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
So okay, So.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
She's contemplating the magnitude of our first anniversary. It's not
like it's our second, third, fourth, you know, the first anniversary?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (12:13):
The first, fifth, tenth, twentieth, twenty fifth, Those are like
the Biggins. Yeah, she's contemplating asking him to take the
day off, knowing that if he took like that next
Wednesday off or whatever it is, it could cost the
family thousands of dollars because he would not be working.
He doesn't get a paycheck if he doesn't. I mean,
(12:34):
the only paycheck I get is what the customers are
paying me for, right I But she says, I think
it's important that we take the day and celebrate it
together and remember where we've been and where we're going
and all those types of things. And it's more than
I just I don't want to just have him for
the night. I want to have him all day, stay
home all day. So what do you tell her, Broh,
(13:00):
you're a lot to manage. There's the guy's perspective.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You're a lot to manage.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
What if Sally had come to you, did you have
a baby yet in year one?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
No?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
So first anniversary, you're it's just you and her. You're
responsible for putting food on your family, but your family's
only Sally at that point probably didn't need a lot.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
See, it's easy for me because we were married of
the sympath thirtieth, so we're off anyway. So she's never
been in that position.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
But if you'd been married on January tenth and a
time where we I don't think we still have this.
But according to our boss for years, it was illegal
to take a vacation during a ratings period.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Illegal illegal.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
He'll put leon lot, he'll come cuff and stuff. You
did tell us it ill, it's illegal to take any
day off during the the sweeps.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
No, I absolutely would say, Look, Sugar, I understand it's
important to you, and I tell you what we'll do.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Get all that.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
We'll get up extra early and mix some breakfast because
I'm still living here at seven thirty. But I know
it's special for you, so we'll make it special first
thing in the morning.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
You used to go to work at seven thirty in
the morning.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I know. I'm saying. If I were the HVAC guy, Oh,
in his scenario. Oh, And she'd say, yeah, but what
about lunch? Look, I don't eat lunch. You know that
I'm working to pay for your lunch. Yeah, I'm making
the money around here. I'm putting food on your I'm
lucky if I get one of those rotisserie hot dogs
in the convenience store, that's going. That's all I can
(14:36):
slow down for. But what about dinner. We could do dinner.
I'll be back for dinner if you eat late, because
it's the time of the year when the sun doesn't
go down until Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I'll be working till about eight o'clock tonight, and if
we get an emergency call, I might be home at town.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Well, you just don't love me, I don't think.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
I think she's She understands that he loves her, but
she also this is a big event for her and
I again, it's it's hard for me because I don't see.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
It as a big event, but she does.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I can hear her already trying to justify this. Well, look,
if those customers that you don't help on that Wednesday,
you can start there on Thursday. You're not going to
lose any customers, You're not losing any money. Will it
take you a couple of days to get caught up?
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Does the guy who's h VAC goes out on Wednesday?
Does he just say, oh, I'll be patient, I'll be patient.
It's only August and South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Oh it's your anniversary. Well then, who am I kidding?
That's great?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
So he would lose money, and she recognizes that, but
she also thinks that it's worth it to the family
for them to build their bond.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
So the questions really, is it worth it for me?
Not the A hear about it?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Now?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Later she's asking do we does what did the morning
Russian regulars say? And this is almost a female exclusive question.
I think, do you ask your husband to take the
day off and lose one thousand dollars in order to
celebrate the day with you? And we don't have to
go out and do anything fancy. We can just sit
in bed all day.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
And I get it as a female perspective. You may
hear from some guys who chose wisely or unwisely.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Is wisely that they did take the time off, or
they might say I chose wisely and I broomed her.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Ah, we might have.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
We might have Those guys might that I'm the happiest
I've ever been living alone.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
That ended it right there. Well, that's good.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
We got all those issues and more tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Remember the old joke about the man and the woman
who got married way back in the day, great great
grand Beatty got married a great great grandmommy, and they
got in from the church. They got in the one
horse buggy, which at that point they were so put
was a mule, okay, And he got on the He
got on the buggy and he goes a mule, don't move.
(17:01):
The guy says that's one. Ha, mule, don't move. Guy
looking at the mule says that's two, as if the
mule could count.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah, the mules understanding all this because.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Ha, mule, don't move.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Guy got down from the buggy, thumb, cocked his pistol
and shot that mule graveyard dead.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
His wife says, what the hell you do with He said,
that's one. Oh I love that jerk.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Domestic murder.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Tomorrow, we yuck it up? Is this one told you?
Cos how do you handle that? You want to win
some tickets?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
You used the same number if you want to win
the tickets at six thirty tomorrow morning, because we well,
you think we're made of money over here when I
got one number that's right, so you know three nine
seven eight not two six seven. And you can always
reach out to us on social media. You can email
if you like him, Rush at ninety seven five at
w CUS dot com.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Nash at ninety seven five w c u S dot com,
s H I T so happy.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
It's Thursday tomorrow. On the morning, Rush
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