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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nash. There, it's Tomorrow show. Today. Tomorrow's gonna
be the first It's gonna be the first day of
the NFL season officially Thursday. Already today's humpday.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You know, speaking of the NFL season on Thursday night. Say,
isn't that when the Manning cast happens? Or is that
Monday Night football?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh? I believe that's right.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
So I just saw this story about Eli Manning. First off,
before I get into the heart of what the story
is about. Eli Manning apparently has a new television commercial
out for the King's Hawaiian roles. He said his favorite
part of it is that they quote any opportunity to
wear a mustache. I prefer a mustache if there's a possibility,
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because I can't grow one. For real. I'm always jealous
and envious of people with mustaches. How many men can't
grow any facial hair. I gotta tell you, I grow
a beard like an Indian. So I can't grow a
beard because it's splotchy. So I know I kind of
understand what he's talking about. I've never tried to grow
a mustache. Yeah, I think I can get the stash part,
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but the beer part definitely, I would just look like
a homeless guy. Well, the main part of the story is,
believe it or not, Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift's engagement. He said,
my phone blew up when they got engaged. My wife
and my three daughters called me incessantly like call me now, Dad,
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call us not. We got to hear from you now.
And I said, what's going on? And they said, Travis
and Taylor are getting married. And I was like, that's
what this. I walked out of a meeting for this. Yes.
And then he's like, where did he say the line?
Because he goes, they're all just so excited that they
assume they're going to be invited to the wedding. Just kidding,
(01:43):
You're never going to get invited to that Wedding's so
even Eli Manning and he said, by the way, my
daughter's never watched me play football, never watched a game.
They watched their first game the time that they heard
that Taylor Swift was going to be a Chiefs game.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
It's amazing, isn't.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
And they're all Chiefs fans now.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's totally amazing. There's so many different aspects to that
entire thing, from the from Taylor Swift being the rocket
ship that she is to Uh the story we mentioned
the other day about the manager for Kelsey and Jason
figuring out a way for them to expand their footprint,
and I though now that article is completely gone. Yes,
(02:22):
that's the power of Taylor Swift. She can make she
can make stuff on the internet.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Or even their manager. I mean, who knows it could
be like that's one of those things we shouldn't have
said out loud. Uh Huh what does it cost us
to take it off?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Could have been maybe they Maybe they did it, because
this is a billion dollar mistake we've made.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
And we often talk about how unfortunate it was for
Was it Farah Fawcett? Yes, who died on the same
day as Michael Jackson? You know?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Uh C s Lewis died on the same day as JFK.
You're right, So, I mean he he lost all his publicity.
I mean, it happens.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Now. This is going to be the jaded part. Don't
call and complain to me. Look, I told you about
my book. You died twice in America. Once you become
a realist. This is a realist perspective. Nobody was more
upset in the nation the day that we had the
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last school shooting than Taylor Swifts management.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Now, what do you mean by that?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Because it happened right after the announcement of Taylor Swift's engagement.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I'll be honest with you, I don't hear anybody talking
about that school shooting anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
They're still talking about Taylor Swifts engaging again, don't There
are a lot of reasons to get upset with me
saying that, and I got it. But I'm a realist
here just thinking about behind the scenes of the Taylor
Swift announcement, because you know that was planned to the
minute as to win that was going to be released.
You think there was a lot of planning going on
to the album cover or whatever else was associated with
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the album release and the release eight and all of
that that pales in comparison to the planning that went
into the announcement of the engagement.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Do you think that this is all just scripted and
that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey has already scripted their divorce.
The album has already written, The breakup album has already
been written. It'll be released in twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I know this they're building a new house somewhere. Where
is it, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh, they they were shopping two weeks ago. I forget
the name of the town in Ohio, but it's like
two towns over from where he grew up. Okay, And
so they were looking at an eighteen million dollar house there.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It's not going to be something they're going to have
constructed for them. Apparently a lot of remodeling going on.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Well maybe it'll be like, oh, what's his name? Zuckerberg. Now,
Zuckerberg has ticked off the locals in some very high
end community in la because inside the gated community, huh,
there's ten homes. Zuckerberg, over the last twelve years has
now bought eight of the ten homes. Oh no, he's
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just trying to buy everybody out and then make the
entire gated community his home his home.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And now these homes, by the way, are going off
like an average of like thirty million a pop. So
he's got eight of the of the ten thirty million
dollar homes. Wow, what would that become worth if you
were to just be able to use this as my
guest house? Bulldoze a couple of them? Sure, I don't know,
I've got the most prestigious property in Los Angeles. It's
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all mine.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, you're going to have your garden area over here
with this home where this thirty million dollar home was
scraped off the face of the earth, I know. And
they have the athletic center over here with this fifty
million dollar house was scraped off the face of the earth.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
They were talking about in Palm Beach right now. That's
in Florida, and Palm Beach, Florida. That the homes right now,
the cutoff point is fifteen million. If the home is
bought less than fifteen million, they guarantee it will be bulldozed. Wow,
if it's a fifteen million dollar or less home, it
will be bulldozed and rebuilt with a much much nicer home.
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And most of these fifteen million dollar homes have been
built in the last fifteen to twenty years. Hu, So
I mean you have two thousand's era construction. And again,
these were custom built homes for the millionaires of the
day twenty years ago in two thousand and five, back
when Taylor Swift was launching her career.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
And so that is not necessarily the architects, but the
actual construction workers and in particular, the design foremans would
sit in front of the lot that day it was
scraped off and cry because every square inch of that
property was meticulously planned and then facilitated.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
To get the maximum sunrise or sunsets and best views
of the ocean.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
However, hours and hours think about it.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
There might be some guys who get to build on
the same property twice, Like I built that house in
two thousand and five.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I'm building all their massive check for recreating this structure
now where that one was.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
We live in a crazy time now none of us
have those types of problems. So you're probably up for
four free tickets to go to the Big Red Barn
annual Fall Jam, this time happening at the Township Auditorium.
Will be happening on a Friday night. I think it's
November eighth, yes, or Saturday night, my bad Saturday night,
November eighth. We call it clicks for Ticks because we
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give you the answer for what you're talking about on
the Morning Rush blog. Please click it so you know
what to say to when your ticket. And the word
for Thursday this is one word, but it sounds like
two bug bear and it's spelt just like it sounds
b U G B E a R bug.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Bear, A bug bear. This is the description of a
person who you you despise them so much, even from
a distance, even when you're not visible, even just knowing
they exist is enough to push you over the edge.
(08:13):
That's a bug bear. You got a bug beer in
your life.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
That's not too far off. It's an imaginary goblin or
specter used to excite fear, an object or source of
great dread. But it's imaginary. It's imaginary, it's not real.
That's a bugbear, something that you imagine, and it's a
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source of dread like Santa Claus for some people.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
So you got the answer now on the Morning Rust
Blog ninety seven five WCS dot com. Also let me
get over to where's the Morning Rust Blog? Let me
get that thing opened again because I had a story
on there for us and here it is John. According
to a hormone health expert named Mike Casasis headline, the
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best time of day I'll say to be intimate depends
on your age. Now did you realize that? I didn't
realize that your age dictates the best time of day
for the intimate relations. According to him, in your twenties.
This is when your hormones will still be at their
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most robust, so you can pretty much do it whatever.
In your twenties, all the time is good time. Once
you hit your thirties, now you got to start scheduling it.
According to the sexpert, the best time is whenever you
still have time because kids in job stress will get
(09:52):
in the way. But you must actually plan it in
your thirties or you won't have it if you do
not set aside time. Yeah, we're gonna be doing Hey,
look this Saturday from eight to ten pm. It's all
like Donkey Kong in your forties. Routines change during this decade,
and that means a return to spontaneity in Probably the
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most likely time will be the morning time, because that's
when the mail is most likely to be at his best.
Mornings after a good night's sleep, he's feeling I'm up
for the challenge. Nighttime, long day at work. I'm a
little stressed, I got a lot on my mind. I'm tired.
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In your fifties, we've now lost frequency, according to Mike,
now we're down to sensuality. Who says the oxytocin becomes
more important than ever for your intimacy throughout your fifties.
The timings again, we're sticking with the mornings. Mid Days
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are about as late as you're going to want to go.
Night times are pretty much lost at that point in
your fifties.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
In your six strikes you, But that's why they do
the ci Alice commercials, so you'll be ready at the
moment's notice.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, well, yeah, I suppose I've never tried.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Anybody have you tried? But in the commercials it says
when the moment strikes you.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
And I don't know if they I guess YouTube. I
watch YouTube a lot for the videos that we post
on our morning rest blog and whatnot. I'm trying to
find the right videos to air or whatever. So I
am a constant user of YouTube. I also post a
lot on YouTube for my political stuff that I do there,
and I I guess they know my age, so I
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see a ton of ed information. There's there's a new
push apparently. I've been noticing this for about a month now,
and they're they're trying to take on whatever the little
Blue Pills name is. I forget the name of it.
And then they got the Sealis is the one viagra.
(12:11):
They're they're attacking them. And so the the ad that
you see doesn't look like an ad. It looks like
a podcast and like there's some guy sitting in a
chair like in a podcast studio type of thing. And
he says the thing about you know, the little blue
pill and the other kinds of pills that you see advertised,
is they increase blood flow to the area, so you
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are capable of performing. But your what does he say?
I forget the words that he uses, but it's like, basically,
your desire is not what it was in your twenties
and your thirties. Our product will trick, will trip a thing,
a chemical thing in your brain where that massive desire
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that you had in your twenties will return. You'll feel
like a young man again when you take this pill.
All right, I'm just letting you know what it's out there,
if you're interested in that. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I've not been taking I've never had a problem motivation.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I like the lack of it. I like the youth
in my twenties. I was unable to control it. I
don't need a wildfire that was I had a wildfire
roll raging in the eighties. Gotch thankfully. But anyway, once
you get to your sixties, it says this is the
time to prioritize pleasure. And the hormone expert says that
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once you hit your sixties, you can look forward to
a new phase of sensuality that will be richer and
more intentional than ever. And at that time, because I
guess a lot of people are retired, you're going to
lose the mornings and you're going to actually move to
an early afternoon or excuse me, late afternoon early evening
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would be the sweet spot, all right for you. So
I guess the three pm to seven pm window that
if you're in your sixties, that's when you're that's when
you're most likely to be able to have that moment.
I had never considered timing other than like, well, we're
just trying to find a hole in the schedule here.
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We don't have to go out to this event, we
don't have to do that this weekend or whatever. We
can maybe schedule a romantic getaway or a romantic night
at home or even you know, good twenty minutes to
the side.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I mean, my question has always been are you available now, Kim?
What do you got lunch. What time does that start?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I don't think ladies really respond well to them.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
They don't. But I ask. But you ask, you, you
do ask. That's a good thing. Look, I remember. It's
like going back to when you were single. I'm used
to rejection. That's why I never had a problem with rejection.
I got used to that long time before I ever
applied for a job.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
So the fact that it just keeps happening not a problem.
I'll take ten ten's to get a yes.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Just keep knocking on doors.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Well, Jonathan, this guy has knocked on the door and
I don't know his girlfriend. She writes that he keeps
forgetting that this seems so unlikely to me. He keeps
forgetting his wallet when they meet for dates.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Oh my gosh, no, do not say those words.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
My boyfriend forgets his wallet. It seems every time we
go out as well. I'm forced to pay for it,
and I would like some advice on what to do
about it.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I tell you right now, any guy, since the age
of we were all carrying wallets before we have money
to put it. It's just a thing for a guy.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Is it today?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Though?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Is it today? Because we're not like like I remember
having a wallet a billfold as they at the time,
and you would put like photographs in it. I had
make pretend credit cards in it.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Sure, I had make.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Pretend money in it. And I felt like a.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Man started carrying him when you were thirteen.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
No, well, I probably started carrying mine. I was like
about seven. Oh, I was trying to be a man.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
And when my butt hits the car seat, I know
whether I have my wallet or not.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
If I sit down and I don't feel my wallet,
I'm like, oh, I'm a home. Okay, we're good. I'm
not going anywhere. We're good. But if I sit down
in my car, I can tell if I don't have
my wallet. Hang on, I gotta go back in. Let
my wallet see Myyes, don't lose their wallets and they
don't leave them. But you may be right. Maybe it's
Apple pay, so it's on my phone.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
That's what I was gonna say. I believe that today's
young people probably don't even carry wallets.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
That's even that's an even worse excuse now because they
don't carry wallets. If you get your phone, you'ren't gonna
leave the house out your phone. Hell, you want to
go to the bathroom without your phone.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So my answer to her, you'll pee in.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Your pants if it takes two hands done, zip your
pa because you got to hold your phone. Guys do
not leave their phone.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Even better than that, I don't give a crap. You
don't have your phone, you don't have your wallet, you
don't have a nickel. That's fantastic. What you do have
is Venmo And when you get your butt home, you're
gonna venmo me, or you're gonna PayPal me, you're gonna
send me some cash, or we're not going out ever again. Yeah,
that's my answer. Maybe your answer is just break up
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with him now because he's a loser.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
And that needs to be done like immediately. I mean,
like the other night we were at a function where
we were we were sponsoring a thing with like three
other couples. Well there was It's like I aim asked
Sally for winn. I said, am I taking cash or
what am I doing here? Because we get up whoever's
in charge of the money for this thing, I gotta
pay him back. She said, well, we'll just use vemmo.
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I said, okay, fine, So I get there before we leave,
I said, you find out I got a VEMO. The
girl She's like, no, but I'll text her, okay. So
I get we got the text like the next day,
and I'm like, okay, this is on her because it
took her all day to respond, But okay, fine, and
you got to send it now. That's got to go now.
Otherwise you're being disrespectful or you forget, you're not being responsible.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Sometimes, like maybe we do a story one day about
text messaging. I just realized I missed some texts from
time to time, because if you get like more than
like three or four texts at a time.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Oh, they'll stack up like an email. Then you lose them.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
And then yeah, somebody was like, how come you haven't
gotten back to me? And I was like, oh, Crappy
texted me like a week ago. Oh jeez, I never
even saw it.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I'm constantly deleting text messages just to make sure I
get back to the top where I can see if
I responded to somebody.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Or m brutal, brutal. Maybe maybe you've got a story
about a text you didn't What.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Do you call that? Alligator? Alligator arms when the check
comes and nobody rea, this is worse than alligator arms.
This is I can't reach the check.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah, I get it if I could.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Oh, I left my wallet really well.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
You know, it's funny. I dated a girl when I
was living in New York. It was pretty funny. I
used to leave my keys and my wallet in my apartment.
I would you had to. You had to. It's a
weird design, but you had to walk up two steps
in my apartment in order to get to the front door,
and there was like a pretty wide railing there and
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at the top of it. I would leave my keys
and my wallet. So whenever I was walking out, I
would just grab on my way out and she started,
oh my, she started saying to me, I fought it hysterical.
You might find it insulting. Before we would leave, if
she was walking in front of me, she would see
it and she would say, don't forget to bring your
sparkling personality with us.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
So that's why I look at my wallet now. That
is my sparkling personality.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
But you know something, ladies, I would suggest that you
just go ahead and like, well always said, well, like
I always said, I'd rather this in with you oweing
me than me owing you. So I'll take the loss.
I'll pay for the dinner. I've already deleted your number
from my phone.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Do you what are you talking about? Oh, you're talking
about from her perspective, I'm going to delete you. I
am not going to delete you. You pay me back,
then i'll delete you.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
No, No, there is no way to make up for that.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
How is it? I mean, it's inconceivable that if you're
under the age of twenty five you don't have something
on your phone that allows you to scan for payments.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I would have already gone back. I would have said,
let me, I got to excuse me a second. I
got to talk to a man about a horse, and
then I would go find the manager and go, look, bro,
I'm on this date and I literally left my wife.
Now what can I do? What kind of security do
you need here?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Mmm?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I mean I'll come back, like to take her home.
You know it's gonna be like two or three hours,
but I'll be back.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Now what kind of set and a very generous twenty
five percent tip?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Becoming hold anything to spare myself the embarrassment of looking
at my date saying I don't have my.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Walk now, if I was the girl Okay, Oh you
don't have the check. You don't have the ability to
pay for it, understood. H I have to go to
the restroom for a moment, and that's when I go
and I either leave, or maybe I would say to
the manager here, look, the guy doesn't have the ability
to pay.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Do you guys still make people wash dishes?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh that's good. I would love for them to watch
him wash your dishes.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yes, yes, And let's see if he's a gentleman and
says well, I will wash the amount of dishes needed
for to cover her test portion as well. And if
he's not, then I break up with them on the
spot and I'll pay for the bill and be out
of here. But yes, let's see if he can do
some scrub some pots there.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I'm telling you I'd never actually considered this. I'll know,
I know people have done it before. I don't know
these people, but I know people have done it. I
would fake a heart attack just to get the ambulance
and haul my ass out, be or I admitted that
you know somebody who's faked. Don't know what people who
have done yet. I've seen it portrayed in television emotion
pictures they fake a heart I would fake a heart
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attack to get the ambulance there, so I'd be ushered
out of the hospital with sympathy.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Mind you don't you have to pay for the ambulance ride.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
That's okay, I got money for that. Just have to
keep it because they put that on your bill.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Put that other bill me for it. I'm good for it. Well,
we got those stories and more tomorrow morning, gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
We got to restore something to our We got to
do something, restore some pride in our in our in
our men in America. What is it?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
That's that's well, I mean, if you want me to
go deep psychology on you, I would say that I
think that the young men have been taught that they're
toxic with their masculinity.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Well, that's certainly is that family houselers in general, I'm
making a lot of money off the battering of mentally
of young men.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
So they're trying to figure out how to be like women.
And as they strug, as they try to rewire their
brains to think like a lady, then they're they're thinking, well,
why should I pay for it?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Right? Huh?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Treat me like a lady.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
This is good? All right. We can deal with some
of that tomorrow morning. Hey, what's going on in the interhood.
We should be talking about what's going on, what's happening,
what you're hearing, what's your neighbors up to? What are
your neighbors up to? That's good. Sally asked me that,
like once a week, what's he doing next door? I
have no idea, Sugar, Oh, I don't pay attention. I
drive past his house, but I don't know me go
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walk down the street and try to figure out what
it is.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Preface it by saying, my wife wants to know, what
are you doing?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Ladies, so much more in tune to what the neighbors
are doing than you didn't say.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I was asking.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Oh no, of course not the only reason I know
the neighbors got a dollars because I almost ran over
at my driveway. Otherwise wouldn't even know. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I literally have no interest in what my neighbor's doing.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
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Speaker 1 (24:14):
When we get together and it's Thursday, already tomorrow s
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Hello, Kelly Nash. There, it's Tomorrow show. Today. Tomorrow's gonna
be the first It's gonna be the first day of
the NFL season officially Thursday. Already today's humpday.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You know, speaking of the NFL season on Thursday night. Say,
isn't that when the Manning cast happens? Or is that
Monday Night football?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh? I believe that's right.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
So I just saw this story about Eli Manning. First off,
before I get into the heart of what the story
is about. Eli Manning apparently has a new television commercial
out for the King's Hawaiian roles. He said his favorite
part of it is that they quote any opportunity to
wear a mustache. I prefer a mustache if there's a possibility,
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because I can't grow one. For real. I'm always jealous
and envious of people with mustaches. How many men can't
grow any facial hair. I gotta tell you, I grow
a beard like an Indian. So I can't grow a
beard because it's splotchy. So I know I kind of
understand what he's talking about. I've never tried to grow
a mustache. Yeah, I think I can get the stash part,
(01:01):
but the beer part definitely, I would just look like
a homeless guy. Well, the main part of the story is,
believe it or not, Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift's engagement. He said,
my phone blew up when they got engaged. My wife
and my three daughters called me incessantly like call me now, Dad,
(01:22):
call us not. We got to hear from you now.
And I said, what's going on? And they said, Travis
and Taylor are getting married. And I was like, that's
what this. I walked out of a meeting for this. Yes.
And then he's like, where did he say the line?
Because he goes, they're all just so excited that they
assume they're going to be invited to the wedding. Just kidding,
(01:43):
You're never going to get invited to that Wedding's so
even Eli Manning and he said, by the way, my
daughter's never watched me play football, never watched a game.
They watched their first game the time that they heard
that Taylor Swift was going to be a Chiefs game.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
It's amazing, isn't.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
And they're all Chiefs fans now.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's totally amazing. There's so many different aspects to that
entire thing, from the from Taylor Swift being the rocket
ship that she is to Uh the story we mentioned
the other day about the manager for Kelsey and Jason
figuring out a way for them to expand their footprint,
and I though now that article is completely gone. Yes,
(02:22):
that's the power of Taylor Swift. She can make she
can make stuff on the internet.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Or even their manager. I mean, who knows it could
be like that's one of those things we shouldn't have
said out loud. Uh Huh what does it cost us
to take it off?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Could have been maybe they Maybe they did it, because
this is a billion dollar mistake we've made.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
And we often talk about how unfortunate it was for
Was it Farah Fawcett? Yes, who died on the same
day as Michael Jackson? You know?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Uh C s Lewis died on the same day as JFK.
You're right, So, I mean he he lost all his publicity.
I mean, it happens.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Now. This is going to be the jaded part. Don't
call and complain to me. Look, I told you about
my book. You died twice in America. Once you become
a realist. This is a realist perspective. Nobody was more
upset in the nation the day that we had the
(03:21):
last school shooting than Taylor Swifts management.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Now, what do you mean by that?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Because it happened right after the announcement of Taylor Swift's engagement.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I'll be honest with you, I don't hear anybody talking
about that school shooting anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
They're still talking about Taylor Swifts engaging again, don't There
are a lot of reasons to get upset with me
saying that, and I got it. But I'm a realist
here just thinking about behind the scenes of the Taylor
Swift announcement, because you know that was planned to the
minute as to win that was going to be released.
You think there was a lot of planning going on
to the album cover or whatever else was associated with
(03:58):
the album release and the release eight and all of
that that pales in comparison to the planning that went
into the announcement of the engagement.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Do you think that this is all just scripted and
that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey has already scripted their divorce.
The album has already written, The breakup album has already
been written. It'll be released in twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I know this they're building a new house somewhere. Where
is it, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh, they they were shopping two weeks ago. I forget
the name of the town in Ohio, but it's like
two towns over from where he grew up. Okay, And
so they were looking at an eighteen million dollar house there.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It's not going to be something they're going to have
constructed for them. Apparently a lot of remodeling going on.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Well maybe it'll be like, oh, what's his name? Zuckerberg. Now,
Zuckerberg has ticked off the locals in some very high
end community in la because inside the gated community, huh,
there's ten homes. Zuckerberg, over the last twelve years has
now bought eight of the ten homes. Oh no, he's
(05:06):
just trying to buy everybody out and then make the
entire gated community his home his home.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And now these homes, by the way, are going off
like an average of like thirty million a pop. So
he's got eight of the of the ten thirty million
dollar homes. Wow, what would that become worth if you
were to just be able to use this as my
guest house? Bulldoze a couple of them? Sure, I don't know,
I've got the most prestigious property in Los Angeles. It's
(05:33):
all mine.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, you're going to have your garden area over here
with this home where this thirty million dollar home was
scraped off the face of the earth, I know. And
they have the athletic center over here with this fifty
million dollar house was scraped off the face of the earth.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
They were talking about in Palm Beach right now. That's
in Florida, and Palm Beach, Florida. That the homes right now,
the cutoff point is fifteen million. If the home is
bought less than fifteen million, they guarantee it will be bulldozed. Wow,
if it's a fifteen million dollar or less home, it
will be bulldozed and rebuilt with a much much nicer home.
(06:11):
And most of these fifteen million dollar homes have been
built in the last fifteen to twenty years. Hu, So
I mean you have two thousand's era construction. And again,
these were custom built homes for the millionaires of the
day twenty years ago in two thousand and five, back
when Taylor Swift was launching her career.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
And so that is not necessarily the architects, but the
actual construction workers and in particular, the design foremans would
sit in front of the lot that day it was
scraped off and cry because every square inch of that
property was meticulously planned and then facilitated.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
To get the maximum sunrise or sunsets and best views
of the ocean.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
However, hours and hours think about it.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
There might be some guys who get to build on
the same property twice, Like I built that house in
two thousand and five.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I'm building all their massive check for recreating this structure
now where that one was.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
We live in a crazy time now none of us
have those types of problems. So you're probably up for
four free tickets to go to the Big Red Barn
annual Fall Jam, this time happening at the Township Auditorium.
Will be happening on a Friday night. I think it's
November eighth, yes, or Saturday night, my bad Saturday night,
November eighth. We call it clicks for Ticks because we
(07:34):
give you the answer for what you're talking about on
the Morning Rush blog. Please click it so you know
what to say to when your ticket. And the word
for Thursday this is one word, but it sounds like
two bug bear and it's spelt just like it sounds
b U G B E a R bug.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Bear, A bug bear. This is the description of a
person who you you despise them so much, even from
a distance, even when you're not visible, even just knowing
they exist is enough to push you over the edge.
(08:13):
That's a bug bear. You got a bug beer in
your life.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
That's not too far off. It's an imaginary goblin or
specter used to excite fear, an object or source of
great dread. But it's imaginary. It's imaginary, it's not real.
That's a bugbear, something that you imagine, and it's a
(08:38):
source of dread like Santa Claus for some people.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
So you got the answer now on the Morning Rust
Blog ninety seven five WCS dot com. Also let me
get over to where's the Morning Rust Blog? Let me
get that thing opened again because I had a story
on there for us and here it is John. According
to a hormone health expert named Mike Casasis headline, the
(09:09):
best time of day I'll say to be intimate depends
on your age. Now did you realize that? I didn't
realize that your age dictates the best time of day
for the intimate relations. According to him, in your twenties.
This is when your hormones will still be at their
(09:31):
most robust, so you can pretty much do it whatever.
In your twenties, all the time is good time. Once
you hit your thirties, now you got to start scheduling it.
According to the sexpert, the best time is whenever you
still have time because kids in job stress will get
(09:52):
in the way. But you must actually plan it in
your thirties or you won't have it if you do
not set aside time. Yeah, we're gonna be doing Hey,
look this Saturday from eight to ten pm. It's all
like Donkey Kong in your forties. Routines change during this decade,
and that means a return to spontaneity in Probably the
(10:17):
most likely time will be the morning time, because that's
when the mail is most likely to be at his best.
Mornings after a good night's sleep, he's feeling I'm up
for the challenge. Nighttime, long day at work. I'm a
little stressed, I got a lot on my mind. I'm tired.
(10:41):
In your fifties, we've now lost frequency, according to Mike,
now we're down to sensuality. Who says the oxytocin becomes
more important than ever for your intimacy throughout your fifties.
The timings again, we're sticking with the mornings. Mid Days
(11:03):
are about as late as you're going to want to go.
Night times are pretty much lost at that point in
your fifties.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
In your six strikes you, But that's why they do
the ci Alice commercials, so you'll be ready at the
moment's notice.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, well, yeah, I suppose I've never tried.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Anybody have you tried? But in the commercials it says
when the moment strikes you.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
And I don't know if they I guess YouTube. I
watch YouTube a lot for the videos that we post
on our morning rest blog and whatnot. I'm trying to
find the right videos to air or whatever. So I
am a constant user of YouTube. I also post a
lot on YouTube for my political stuff that I do there,
and I I guess they know my age, so I
(11:50):
see a ton of ed information. There's there's a new
push apparently. I've been noticing this for about a month now,
and they're they're trying to take on whatever the little
Blue Pills name is. I forget the name of it.
And then they got the Sealis is the one viagra.
(12:11):
They're they're attacking them. And so the the ad that
you see doesn't look like an ad. It looks like
a podcast and like there's some guy sitting in a
chair like in a podcast studio type of thing. And
he says the thing about you know, the little blue
pill and the other kinds of pills that you see advertised,
is they increase blood flow to the area, so you
(12:36):
are capable of performing. But your what does he say?
I forget the words that he uses, but it's like, basically,
your desire is not what it was in your twenties
and your thirties. Our product will trick, will trip a thing,
a chemical thing in your brain where that massive desire
(13:00):
that you had in your twenties will return. You'll feel
like a young man again when you take this pill.
All right, I'm just letting you know what it's out there,
if you're interested in that. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I've not been taking I've never had a problem motivation.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I like the lack of it. I like the youth
in my twenties. I was unable to control it. I
don't need a wildfire that was I had a wildfire
roll raging in the eighties. Gotch thankfully. But anyway, once
you get to your sixties, it says this is the
time to prioritize pleasure. And the hormone expert says that
(13:36):
once you hit your sixties, you can look forward to
a new phase of sensuality that will be richer and
more intentional than ever. And at that time, because I
guess a lot of people are retired, you're going to
lose the mornings and you're going to actually move to
an early afternoon or excuse me, late afternoon early evening
(14:00):
would be the sweet spot, all right for you. So
I guess the three pm to seven pm window that
if you're in your sixties, that's when you're that's when
you're most likely to be able to have that moment.
I had never considered timing other than like, well, we're
just trying to find a hole in the schedule here.
(14:23):
We don't have to go out to this event, we
don't have to do that this weekend or whatever. We
can maybe schedule a romantic getaway or a romantic night
at home or even you know, good twenty minutes to
the side.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I mean, my question has always been are you available now, Kim?
What do you got lunch. What time does that start?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I don't think ladies really respond well to them.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
They don't. But I ask. But you ask, you, you
do ask. That's a good thing. Look, I remember. It's
like going back to when you were single. I'm used
to rejection. That's why I never had a problem with rejection.
I got used to that long time before I ever
applied for a job.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
So the fact that it just keeps happening not a problem.
I'll take ten ten's to get a yes.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Just keep knocking on doors.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Well, Jonathan, this guy has knocked on the door and
I don't know his girlfriend. She writes that he keeps
forgetting that this seems so unlikely to me. He keeps
forgetting his wallet when they meet for dates.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Oh my gosh, no, do not say those words.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
My boyfriend forgets his wallet. It seems every time we
go out as well. I'm forced to pay for it,
and I would like some advice on what to do
about it.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I tell you right now, any guy, since the age
of we were all carrying wallets before we have money
to put it. It's just a thing for a guy.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Is it today?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Though?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Is it today? Because we're not like like I remember
having a wallet a billfold as they at the time,
and you would put like photographs in it. I had
make pretend credit cards in it.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Sure, I had make.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Pretend money in it. And I felt like a.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Man started carrying him when you were thirteen.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
No, well, I probably started carrying mine. I was like
about seven. Oh, I was trying to be a man.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
And when my butt hits the car seat, I know
whether I have my wallet or not.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
If I sit down and I don't feel my wallet,
I'm like, oh, I'm a home. Okay, we're good. I'm
not going anywhere. We're good. But if I sit down
in my car, I can tell if I don't have
my wallet. Hang on, I gotta go back in. Let
my wallet see Myyes, don't lose their wallets and they
don't leave them. But you may be right. Maybe it's
Apple pay, so it's on my phone.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
That's what I was gonna say. I believe that today's
young people probably don't even carry wallets.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
That's even that's an even worse excuse now because they
don't carry wallets. If you get your phone, you'ren't gonna
leave the house out your phone. Hell, you want to
go to the bathroom without your phone.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So my answer to her, you'll pee in.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Your pants if it takes two hands done, zip your
pa because you got to hold your phone. Guys do
not leave their phone.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Even better than that, I don't give a crap. You
don't have your phone, you don't have your wallet, you
don't have a nickel. That's fantastic. What you do have
is Venmo And when you get your butt home, you're
gonna venmo me, or you're gonna PayPal me, you're gonna
send me some cash, or we're not going out ever again. Yeah,
that's my answer. Maybe your answer is just break up
(17:25):
with him now because he's a loser.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
And that needs to be done like immediately. I mean,
like the other night we were at a function where
we were we were sponsoring a thing with like three
other couples. Well there was It's like I aim asked
Sally for winn. I said, am I taking cash or
what am I doing here? Because we get up whoever's
in charge of the money for this thing, I gotta
pay him back. She said, well, we'll just use vemmo.
(17:47):
I said, okay, fine, So I get there before we leave,
I said, you find out I got a VEMO. The
girl She's like, no, but I'll text her, okay. So
I get we got the text like the next day,
and I'm like, okay, this is on her because it
took her all day to respond, But okay, fine, and
you got to send it now. That's got to go now.
Otherwise you're being disrespectful or you forget, you're not being responsible.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Sometimes, like maybe we do a story one day about
text messaging. I just realized I missed some texts from
time to time, because if you get like more than
like three or four texts at a time.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Oh, they'll stack up like an email. Then you lose them.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
And then yeah, somebody was like, how come you haven't
gotten back to me? And I was like, oh, Crappy
texted me like a week ago. Oh jeez, I never
even saw it.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I'm constantly deleting text messages just to make sure I
get back to the top where I can see if
I responded to somebody.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Or m brutal, brutal. Maybe maybe you've got a story
about a text you didn't What.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Do you call that? Alligator? Alligator arms when the check
comes and nobody rea, this is worse than alligator arms.
This is I can't reach the check.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah, I get it if I could.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Oh, I left my wallet really well.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
You know, it's funny. I dated a girl when I
was living in New York. It was pretty funny. I
used to leave my keys and my wallet in my apartment.
I would you had to. You had to. It's a
weird design, but you had to walk up two steps
in my apartment in order to get to the front door,
and there was like a pretty wide railing there and
(19:25):
at the top of it. I would leave my keys
and my wallet. So whenever I was walking out, I
would just grab on my way out and she started,
oh my, she started saying to me, I fought it hysterical.
You might find it insulting. Before we would leave, if
she was walking in front of me, she would see
it and she would say, don't forget to bring your
sparkling personality with us.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
So that's why I look at my wallet now. That
is my sparkling personality.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
But you know something, ladies, I would suggest that you
just go ahead and like, well always said, well, like
I always said, I'd rather this in with you oweing
me than me owing you. So I'll take the loss.
I'll pay for the dinner. I've already deleted your number
from my phone.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Do you what are you talking about? Oh, you're talking
about from her perspective, I'm going to delete you. I
am not going to delete you. You pay me back,
then i'll delete you.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
No, No, there is no way to make up for that.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
How is it? I mean, it's inconceivable that if you're
under the age of twenty five you don't have something
on your phone that allows you to scan for payments.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I would have already gone back. I would have said,
let me, I got to excuse me a second. I
got to talk to a man about a horse, and
then I would go find the manager and go, look, bro,
I'm on this date and I literally left my wife.
Now what can I do? What kind of security do
you need here?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Mmm?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I mean I'll come back, like to take her home.
You know it's gonna be like two or three hours,
but I'll be back.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Now what kind of set and a very generous twenty
five percent tip?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Becoming hold anything to spare myself the embarrassment of looking
at my date saying I don't have my.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Walk now, if I was the girl Okay, Oh you
don't have the check. You don't have the ability to
pay for it, understood. H I have to go to
the restroom for a moment, and that's when I go
and I either leave, or maybe I would say to
the manager here, look, the guy doesn't have the ability
to pay.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Do you guys still make people wash dishes?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh that's good. I would love for them to watch
him wash your dishes.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yes, yes, And let's see if he's a gentleman and
says well, I will wash the amount of dishes needed
for to cover her test portion as well. And if
he's not, then I break up with them on the
spot and I'll pay for the bill and be out
of here. But yes, let's see if he can do
some scrub some pots there.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I'm telling you I'd never actually considered this. I'll know,
I know people have done it before. I don't know
these people, but I know people have done it. I
would fake a heart attack just to get the ambulance
and haul my ass out, be or I admitted that
you know somebody who's faked. Don't know what people who
have done yet. I've seen it portrayed in television emotion
pictures they fake a heart I would fake a heart
(22:17):
attack to get the ambulance there, so I'd be ushered
out of the hospital with sympathy.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Mind you don't you have to pay for the ambulance ride.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
That's okay, I got money for that. Just have to
keep it because they put that on your bill.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Put that other bill me for it. I'm good for it. Well,
we got those stories and more tomorrow morning, gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
We got to restore something to our We got to
do something, restore some pride in our in our in
our men in America. What is it?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
That's that's well, I mean, if you want me to
go deep psychology on you, I would say that I
think that the young men have been taught that they're
toxic with their masculinity.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Well, that's certainly is that family houselers in general, I'm
making a lot of money off the battering of mentally
of young men.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
So they're trying to figure out how to be like women.
And as they strug, as they try to rewire their
brains to think like a lady, then they're they're thinking, well,
why should I pay for it?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Right? Huh?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Treat me like a lady.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
This is good? All right. We can deal with some
of that tomorrow morning. Hey, what's going on in the interhood.
We should be talking about what's going on, what's happening,
what you're hearing, what's your neighbors up to? What are
your neighbors up to? That's good. Sally asked me that,
like once a week, what's he doing next door? I
have no idea, Sugar, Oh, I don't pay attention. I
drive past his house, but I don't know me go
(23:42):
walk down the street and try to figure out what
it is.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Preface it by saying, my wife wants to know, what
are you doing?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Ladies, so much more in tune to what the neighbors
are doing than you didn't say.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I was asking.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Oh no, of course not the only reason I know
the neighbors got a dollars because I almost ran over
at my driveway. Otherwise wouldn't even know. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I literally have no interest in what my neighbor's doing.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Seven is the number yus you want to win the
tickets at six three. You could also call us up
if you want to chit chat. You could also email
us at Rush at ninety seven five, put you c
us dot com.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Or Nash a ninety seven five w c us dot com.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
When we get together and it's Thursday, already tomorrow s
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