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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Man, Hey j Rush, Might I impose on
you for it tomorrow Show Today podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I believe you may.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Now would you also be willing to give up the
last pair of tickets that we have personally to give
away tomorrow for the Fireflies playoff game Thursday night?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
This is Friday nights, Well, Friday nights are yeah, this
is the Friday night September twelfth, that's this Friday. You
will be seeing the first Well, this will be the
second playoff seats, but it's the first ever series that
we've had for playoffs.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I mean, these are perfect seats for the game.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
All right, Well, it's the what you're talking about contest
tomorrow morning to win our last pair. I believe there's
still a pair online if you want to register to
win there as well. The word of the day, I
have not listened to our friend Julian pronounced it, so
I'm taking a shot at it. Biffer kate for Kate.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah that so you pronounce it? You cut it in half?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Well almost exactly right. Is divided into two branches, so
like a roll could biffurcate. But it is dividing and.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I've used it inappropriately.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Did you divide.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, I cut in half.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
You couldn't have like a sandwich. You bifurcated.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yes, I'm bifurcated.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
You want me to bifurcate that for you. I'm gonna
biffurcate all over this.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Bifurcate And those are word that you could use in
your daily Well sometimes these words are you know, something
would never come up or availability in a regular conversation.
Now here's one that you would be able to actually
use in a regular conversation. Us the three times make
it part of your regular vocabulary.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It's like the Republicans have biffurcated. Some are Republicans traditional
and some are maga. So they democrats have They got
the socialists and then they got the the not so
crazy demograts.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
This is the one team that could bring game Cock
and Tiger fans to Yeather to celebrate another athletic event.
The Fireflies and their very first This would be the
second game of their very first playoff opportunities postseason.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, and you said that they're honoring the IRMO Little League.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yes, so that's for the game. You want to get
there early because you're going to get it. There's a
there's a very special rally towel being produced and the
big salute to the IRMO Little League team. But that's
Thursday night though.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
And if they lose on Thursday, then perhaps the IRMO
Little League will take their place on Friday, because we
know those boys are winners. All right, Jonathan, what else
do we got going on the morning rush? I posted
this video. I find the video to be hysterical. It's
in the weird news section, all right, So apparently where
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is this again? Czechoslovakia? Is that still a country?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
For six years now, drivers on check highways have been
reporting to police that they're being terrorized by every now
and again. It's not like an everyday a thing. It's
maybe not even an every month thing. What they're described
as a phantom Formula one car flying down the highways wow,
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in excess of two hundred miles an hour, just blowing
by people, zigzagging in and out of traffic, without any lights,
without any license plate, any sort of equipment that could
make this car even close to road legal. Okay, so
for six years the police have heard these reports. Well,
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as luck had it, this past Sunday, somebody called the
cops and said, I just got passed by a Formula
one car. I'm on Highway so and so. Well, Highway
so and so just happened to have a helicopter near
it at that time. The helicopter gave chase and could
not keep up with the car, but was able to
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track the car and the car was then brought into
a private residence. Now the video is absolutely hysterical because
the police are talking to the guy who's sitting in
the formula He has not emerged yet from the Formula
one car. He is in full racing gear, head to
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toe with the helmet all that, and he's trying to
tell the police this is private property. Unless you have
a court order, you must leave my private property. And
they said, sir, we have reasonable doubt that you are
driving a vehicle that is legal for the roads. We
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believe reasonably that you have been driving on our highways
with that view is you have no reason to accuse
me of that. Ah, the fact that we just traced
you here to your dirt driveway, that's great. Anyway, he's
facing some time in prison. And in case you're wondering,
it's not actually a Formula one car. Technically, it's something
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called the Dalara GP two eight. This is a race
car developed in Italy, which is the feeder series for
Formula One, so it's a step below step, so the
top miles per hours like two seventy.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I got a friend I could ever confirm this, but
I had a friend who's lived in Jacksonville, Florida, and
he said, sometimes you would be a traffic and suddenly
something in the far left lane. It was Peter Gregg
taking his kid to school. Peter who Peter Gregg was
an infamous Porsche race car driver, oh Jacksonville, Florida, and
just flying down there taking his kid to school.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Hey, we gotta be at school in sixty seconds. I mean,
this is in the car. And according to I don't
know how they didn't know this earlier. It seems like
if had they known it, they would have been easier
to track this guy.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Him.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
He's a fifty one year old man. Him and his
son have been shooting videos of him doing this and
then posting it on YouTube. So they've got like millions
of followers who follow him.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
And what time of the day was he doing this? Noon? Wow? No,
just flying.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Down the road to two hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I don't that's very dangerous. Oh really a little bit.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
But that's why I had a helmet.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Is that what it is now I'm tell about for
other people. I'm all about. Look, if you want to
do two hundred and ten miles an hour of the
hair on fire, go right ahead, but do it at
two am. I remember, as a young man, not in
this state, so the South Carolina how patrol thinks they
can write me a ticket. But while I was living
in another state which I will not name, I would
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intentionally wake up at like one p thirty two o'clock
in the morning, go get my car and going a
half hour drive, and I would absolutely wind. I would
bury this speedometer needle? Is this when you own the
poor shop us on the interstate? But there was nobody
on the road two three o'clock in the morning. You
want to do that, knock yourself out.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
The only thing I remember about the Porsche as far
as the stories where you had a young lady you
took on a date and she was maybe not the smartest,
and she said, I can't believe out of all the
exits in the country, exit one is here.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
That happened in South Carolina. It was when you get
off of eighty five or a three eighty five headed
at a downtown grave for the first exit off of
three eighty five is exit one.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
There's a lot of exits in America.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
He was cute.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
She would she would have to think that there'd be
like exit one and eighty.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
You would think the size woul get unbelievably long.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, we're up to exit ten, four hundred and twenty.
Why is it always I'm off like exit nine? I
ain't never hear like exit ten thousand.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
She was a cute girl.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Anyway, do you remember the top speed you got your
Porsche up too?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I don't. I don't know because I buried the needle.
Oh so what was the masocked over?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Was that like one fifty on the Porsche?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
It's probably around.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
One Thirty'd be interesting, I love you know, sometimes you're like, well,
we won't say. I know certain law enforcement members who
also did similar things with their vehicles, and they would
talk about maxing out at like one sixty.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
So be interesting to see who has driven the fastest.
And this wasn't one of the fastest of the portion models.
As a matter of fact, I remember I went back
to a guy who I knew in Saluta, who had
I knew he had it a nine to eleven. He
had then his barn and a dairy, and I almost
bought it. And we went on the test drive and
we were on Highway seven oh two coming out of
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green Saluta, headed towards Greenwood and I came out of
third gear and I looked down and because of South Carolina,
HIW Patrol can write you a ticket for open admission
of speeding. I looked down coming out of third at
the speed. Yeah. As we went into this hairpin turn
on Highway seven o two and I came out a
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third and put it neutral and let it coast for
about two miles, and then I pulled over at a
gas station and I looked at him and I said,
I will kill myself in this car. And he said,
it's always good to know your limitations. He almost caught
a Clint Eastwood.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Man's got to know his limitation, that's right.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
He said, that's probably a good judgment call. I got out.
I let him drive it back to the barn. We
parked it in the bar, and I did go back
like three years later. I said, you still got that thing,
because I'm not as as wild and crazy as I
was three years ago. I might slow it down a
little bit, he said, I just sold it last year.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
How muses the car like that go?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
For? Oh? That was that was a classic. That was
a sixty nine I believe it was a sixty nine
nine to eleven TU hard top.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I'm just looking up like I thought that the Dodge
Challenger Demon was the fastest car, and I guess maybe
it's the quickest car. I'm sure it's the quickst but
it's not the fastest. So the Dodge Demon, which is
like very expensive, can go zero to sixty and one
point six seconds, Yes, one point six seconds. It's got
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one thousand, twenty five horse power.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yes, you want to lean your head back against the
headrest before you kick it, and.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
If you want to get if you want to bring
it up to the coasting speed of one hundred and
fifty miles per hour, yeah, it'll do that in eight
and a half seconds. So it is moving. But the
fastest vehicle that is street legal in America apparently is
the Bugatti, and the Bugatti will top out at three
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hundred and ten miles per hour. Wow, how is that
street legal? It seems like you should have some sort
of law against cars that can go in excess of
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Two hundred fit the limit on it?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
How put how about two fifty? You can max it
out at two fifty.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
You see what I'm excited about this year for the
Vets Ride, which is going to be coming up more
details coming up. I got a meeting of let this
again next week. I do have to go get my
motorcycle license and I am going to go get a
street legal, as you point out, dirt bike, one of
the enduro models as we used to call them back
at the day. They don't call them that anymore. But
it's a dirt bike, but it has lights and turn
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signals in the like. So I am going to be
riding in this year's VETS Ride. If you own a
dirt bike that is street legal or it can be
modified and such before then I'm actually going to have
like a ninety seventy five w cos dirt riders.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Are you all getting jackets and whatnot? You know, get vests.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I had a thought about that. That's a great idea,
and I think about it. We wanted to put I
wanted to get a helmet with one of those little
windmills on it.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Oh, that'd be fun. I'd get to kind of have
the two straws that come into my mouth.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I was talking to Jim work, but he is going
to make it available for me to be if I don't.
I don't want to buy a dirt bike because I
will never ride it again. I'm only going to ride
it on the road this one time. My back will
not allow me at my age to get on a
dirt bike anymore. That's goods. Those things are. If you're
not young and very agile and have a have a
sturdy back, and my back is no longer sturdy enough
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to handle the ruggedness, you can absolutely put yourself at
the hospital.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
For a long time, I was just thinking about the
Remember the hats they would sell, like construction hats and
baseball things that would have like drinks in them, and
you'd have the Yeah, I would. I should get one
that would have like one half would be sweet tea
and the other half lemonade. I could make Arnold Palmers
on my bike. It a great idea Chick on the
right side, I need a little more sweet tea. I
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ain't a little more lemonade this time. Now, you ought
to get one of those slink shots. I got a
slink shot brigade over there. You do one of those
slink shot things whatever you call them. The three wheelers,
those things you could ride it. You could ride in
the vests, ride three wheels. I want to ride in
the what do you call it? The sidecar on the
motorcyclege Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
They had one of those last I had a mannequin
in it.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Anyway, John was we go on to the morning rush
challenge of the day. This individual basically explaining that he
was a couple of beers into it with his buddy,
and he says, quote, he really got into something, you know,
kind of deep, and he was having a tough situation
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and he wasn't sure how to handle it. Well, I'm
really close with my wife, and so when I saw
her the next morning, I kind of ran it by
her to get her invite or her advice, because she's
very insightful. When I met with him again, I said,
I ran it by my wife, and she says, this
is the best way to handle it. And he gets
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all ticked off at me and he says, whoa dude,
you told your wife about this? And I said, well, yeah,
I was trying to help you with the problem, and
he goes, that's a violation of bro code. Man, you
can't be telling you what when I tell you something,
you can't tell your wife what I told you. Now,
I got to see your wife at the barbecue. I
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got to see your wife at the parties, and she's
gonna know about my personal problems. You were the only
one who was supposed to know about that because I'm
with you, I'm not with her. Did he violate the
bro code? Not saying she didn't have great advice either
that apparently the advice is great and it will help him.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I think you violated the spouse code. You shouldn't have
told him that I heard. I learned this from my wife.
I thought about it. I I rented around for a
couple of nights here, and here's my answer. Don't tell
him that the wife told you.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, I don't don't do that, damn, because once you know, see,
this is one of those things where now we're stuck,
We're stuck straddling the fence. Hmmm.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Which could be a country song.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah, but I was thinking of a Jim Morrison quote
that I won't use here.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Jim Morrison. Wow, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Even a doors fan, but that was funny. So I'm
straddling the fence because we know if you say something
to me, you're saying it to me and Sally.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Any guy should know that best friend drunk late at night.
I've been cheating on my wife. I don't know how
to get out of it. The girl's crazy. She's gonna
come and kill me and my family if I break
up with her.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yep, what do I do do?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I admit it to my wife and said we got
to run for our lives. Do I how do I
handle this? And you basically unless he prefaced it, all right, well,
Sally will have an answer for us in the morning.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I shouldn't just call Sally to begin with. You got
a real problem. Let's get Sally on the front. I
told you saying your carburetor was sticking. I can help
with that.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Sally has her friends call me all the time with
those types of problems. I call her with my friends
problems all the time too. They got something like that.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Great, Uh, No, I know you this is that's the problem.
But see now I share it with Sally because you
told me, and you have to you cannot ever get
caught in not having told your spouse something.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
But you're saying then that it is not a violation
of bro code. That people need to understand when you're
talking to a married man, whether you're a man or
a woman, if you're talking to me, you're talking to
like for me, you're talking to Angela at the same time,
it's like she's in the room with us. I do
nothing without.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Her, that's right, And I don't have conversations that she
would not be aware.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Of spouse code, Trump's bro code, and not that there
was was there a bro code? Like is there a
bro I don't know. I think I see the other
guy's point in the sense that I didn't tell the
people group. I didn't tell the friend group. I didn't
I wasn't looking for an answer from like this a
think tank. I was talking to you, and I might
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not even wanted a solution. I might have just wanted
to run it by you, just to say it, just
to get it.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Off my check.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
So but your your citing that with the spouse knows everything,
everybody should know that that that is spouse code. Is
everybody knows that code? Yes, all right, we'll see if
the morning Rush Restaurant. Agree, I'm sticking with that. Learn
my listening to hard Boy as long as Sally's listening.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Even if you think, well she would even she wouldn't
even care. Okay, well maybe she wouldn't care. But if
you don't share it with you and then later you
find it like so and so and so and so,
they go, wait minute, you knew that. Yeah, I knew that.
You didn't tell me that. I didn't think you'd care.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Well, I care about people's business. I care about people's dirt.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
But that's good. This is good.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I need clarification and guidance on this. And are there
carve outs for the spouse code? Is this a carve out?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
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We're giving away the tickets for not Thursday, but Friday night.
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Speaker 2 (18:31):
US dot com, Nash at ninety seven five w us
dot com.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
And tomorrow, thank goodness, we'll be up. We'll be working
on getting over the hump on the morning rush