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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, killing Ash, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It is tomorrow's show today, Tuesday, the sixteenth of September, swim.
We'll reconvene on conventional Convention's the tomorrow More tickets for
Cody Johnson.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
The Man's coming.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
It's down And are we double clicking for double ticketing? Yes,
so I got it up on the morning rest blog
right now. It's not just Cody Johnson, I don't want.
I mean just Cody Johnson is the hottest ticket ever. Sure, yeah,
he'll be here at the Colonial Life Arena on Saturday night,
February twenty eighth. Tickets will go on sale this Friday morning.
Win a pair of tickets to that. But also, as
(00:32):
Jonathan always says, you got to double click the blog
on the honor system in order to get the double
tickets tomorrow. It's a pair of tickets to tomorrow. Night's
game is the Firefly seven oh five take on Lynchburg
Hillcats in a second round of the playoffs. And this
is a must win game.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, we lost the opening game and extra innings it
went to ten. Yes, and Ulisburg put on an extra
to the bottom. I guess in the top. We couldn't answer.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
We know it would have been an It would have
been it would the home team.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
So they put it in.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
They put it in the extra ruin of the bottom.
And now we come for the final two games here
and the Fireflies. We'll get the home field advantage. We
need the home field advantage of fans screaming in the seats.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
We must win this game, and we will. If you
know the answer to the word of the day, what
you're talking about, hirkle durkle. That's one word. Is it hyphenated, yes,
hyphenated herkle durkle, one word, hirkle durkle. Sounds like it
sounds like you're drowning.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
The yeah, a lot of that, you know, like when
you get into uh, like you're chugging a beer, oh okay,
shotgunning a beer, you get a herkle darkle. That's when
you you have like an eruption. I used to try
mechanic eruption in the middle of shotgunning a beer.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It was a shotgunning. I used to shotgun. I used
to funnel to. That was another yeah. Another I don't
know they still do that. That was an eighties trick.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I think, well, you can graduate from shotgunning, which is
going to be twelve ounces, all the way up to funneling,
which is a keg.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I couldn't do a cag no. I mean, this is
a maybe not an appropriate story for the podcast, and
that's obviously not appropriate for the on air broadcast, but
they but for the podcast, I'll let it slide. When
I was a high school senior, for Halloween that year,
I went to the Halloween keg party. As my costume
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was I called myself Doctor Party because I had scrubs,
which were kind of rare. They're very common today, but
back then it was kind of hard to get scrubs.
I had dated a girl whose dad was a doctor,
and I thought those were cool, and so he gave
me a pair. So I wore my scrubs and then
like the guy I can't remember the keyboard player's name
from Prince and the Revolution, but he used to wear
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the scrubs and he would also tie bandanas all over himself.
So that's what I did. I had Bandana's doc. Yeah,
the Doctor's here to prescribe a good time, and part
of that good time was me creating what I assumed. Well,
it turned out to be in fact a spectacle. I
thought it was going to be a different kind of spectacle.
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I had been kind of practicing my funneling abilities, and
I was pretty good at funneling beers.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
So.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I dramatic. I had made the funnel. So I took
like a regular long funnel, which would probably would have
held about two beers. You know, they kind of you
changed the motor oil with or whatever, and then I
had duct taped to it other funnels, right, So I
made it longer and longer and longer. So we actually
needed help for what was going to be a big
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moment in the evening, somewhere not too late in the night,
you know, early enough that everybody will remember it.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
We're talking like an eight foot funnel here.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yes, it was so big, wow, that we needed somebody
to get a step ladder to put it on top
of a picnic table. And then they were the ones
who were responsible for filling it up. We had like
three people holding the funnel. And then I laid on
the ground and I'm gonna funnel I guess a six
pack to an eight pack. I don't remember how many
beers it was.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's how many people wish that social media was available
way back in the day just to capture this video.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Oh and it probably would have gone quite viral, because
again it's a bad idea to begin with, and then
it's executed with the pomp and circumstance of like a
royal wedding, and then uh, the the ending. I don't
know that the camera would have caught the ending, So
that's that would have been the best part, had it
caught the end.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Please tell me we're playing a Van Halen's song.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I don't remember the music. It could have been I
Huey Lewis. I don't know what was on the air.
So whatever was hot in like eighty four, Uh it was.
It was definitely blaring something off a boombox. But everybody's
outside to cheer me on as a world record attempt
the most beers.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yes, get us book of records.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
It's all big, very big.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Are we doing? Get us beer? And what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I don't Probably something inexpensive like bush light or something.
And anyway I funneled, Yeah, did keys don't even exist
ye in the eighties?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Anyway we funneled. I get them all in okay, you know,
for the most part, I mean, I'm sure there was
a little bit of spillage and I'm involved, but it's
in there. And I I kind of remember getting kind
of off the ground, and as soon as I got
to the upright position, I could tell something is seriously wrong,
like we have a major problem on our hands. And
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several people want to like congratulate me on my great accomplishment,
my great feet that I just pulled off.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
They want to get up in your face to congratulate.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
So I'm just like very quickly like yeah, that's great,
that's great, that's good. I just I gotta go take
a leak. And I know I don't have to take
a leak. I know I know exactly what's gonna happen. Right,
So as soon as I felt like I was out
of eyesight of most people, right, yeah, I don't know
what it would have looked like, but I in my mind,
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I don't even think I actually heaved like I felt
as if I opened my mouth in all eight beers
like shot, like I say, it was like it was
like I mixed up with pop rocks or something. These
things flew, I want to say, like seven to ten
feet well from my from my nick hole these things
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just flew out right, and I understood.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I don't think I'm making no way.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I just o my mouth and it comes down like
a laser beam, like if the tree hadn't have been
so sturdy. The guy just knocked the thing over like
a hurricane. But as I finally get done and finally
some sides, he hit a tree. Yeah, and I'll go
back to one of our previous words. It bifurcated. It
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covered two cars. I I kind of like had to
bend over and like just kind of gather my thoughts
like that just happened.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I can't believe what just happened, Like a scene out
of the Exorcist.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
And I'm like, oh, I'm not kidding my breath. And
so yeah, I was taking a leak in the woods.
He saw the whole thing, and he's like, oh my god, dude,
are you all right? I was humiliated. Oh oh yeah,
what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Hell a little spin up there, just a little spit right. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
So I don't even know how I got started on
that story.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Oh, the Hirkle Durkle, that's right, herkle durkle.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
The actual definition of herkle durkle, and I like to
hirkle durkle on Saturdays if possible. Saturday is my one
day of the week to herkle durkle, that is, to
lounge in bed after it was time to get up.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh we haven't. We have a turn for this.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
It's called the hirkle durkle. You put your left foot in,
you keep your right foot in, and you don't shake about.
You just sit there.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
If you wake up typically at like sixty If let's
say you wake up after six story, set your alarm
for six twenty five than is six thirty. All you
gotta do is dial from the comfort of your own
bed while you're hurkled urkle.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yes, and just lie there and relax.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
And we're not fundamentalists. We're not going to say you
violated the hrkle durkle by dialing.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
No, no, no, no, no no, there's no place here
for legalism.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yes, okay, you can infect herkle durkele while you win
tomorrow morning and again, it's two tickets to Cody Johnson
and two tickets to go see the playoff game tomorrow
night between the Fireflies and the Lynchburg Hillcat. Yes, this
is a fantastic opportunity.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You must win games coming up. Be there at Segre,
part with your free tickets for one of them.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Now. I don't know, Jonathan, if these are in fact
health benefits. I know people struggle to find like health
benefits uh in anything and everything. Sure headline today the
hidden health benefits of pumpkin spice. So as we head
into the pumpkin spice season, according to this survey, the
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American public is can doing almost We're a little short.
We're at eight hundred and ninety million last year. They
expected to go up this year. So we're knock knock
knocking on a billion dollars a year in pumpkin spice products.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Don't tell me, Americans don't have money.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
And according to this there may be hidden health benefits
to pumpkin spice, the main ingredient being cinnamon, nutmeg, and ginger,
all warm spices that combine to create the signature flavor,
and things like cinnamon made from the bark of a
cinnamon tree is full of vitamins and minerals, including iron, magnesium, zinc,
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and calcium. Wow, ginger, I had no idea. It has
been known for centuries to help fight inflammation and improve
your gut health. And nutmeg coming from the seed of
a nutmeg tree commonly found in eggnog and other holiday treats.
Mike has many anti inflammatory compounds and antioxidants to help
prevent damage to your cells and d.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
So there you go.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
So next time somebody busts your chops because you're having
a ginger spice latte, I'm doing it for the health reasons.
Do you have any other Do you have any unusual
health things that you do?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I do not. No.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Sally has like all kinds of little things he takes,
and John and Janey. I don't think David Elisa much. No,
Janey's probably the go to for information on that for
my family.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
I am trying to do more and more healthy things
the older I get. I think I've come to the
realization that the uh, you know, like Dave what's his name,
Dave Ramsey.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, And he says that what is it?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
A fully paid mortgage is the new status symbol in
America as opposed to the BMW.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
In the last decade he's been saying that, yes, that's
his like, probably true.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I would say living a healthy feeling healthy is the
new status symbol for me. When you feel healthy, there's
literally no money on earth that can replace that.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
That's true. I mean, it's just the you can't buy
good help.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
And I mean I have a lower back issue that
I've been dealing with for years, and I've got other
aches and pains. Like anybody else who gets to be
older than what twenty five thirty, I guess that's probably
when they all start kicking in. But I do spend
a lot of time and energy trying to use anti
inflammation things, ice baths and oh yeah, Angela is all
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about that. I'd have that ipop. I think ten a
day of those things. Now they're little pellets five in
the morning, five in the evening.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Sally puts it in their coffee.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Okay, I suppose that helps take I take other things
that are non proven, like collagen. I take a chocolate
I put like this chocolate flavored collagen into my coffee.
I have one coffee a day. I haven't had it
yet today, so I'm behind. But yeah, I am trying
to do those things. But if if pumpkin spice is
the way to go, I might start, you know, having
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pumpkin spice.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I'm working on a new hot dog that includes healthy ingredients.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
The health dog. Yeah, you're placing the hot dog.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
There's no there's a void in the market.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I don't know if you've noticed that there is no
healthy hot dog out there.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I just assumed. It's kind of like I'm always surprised
how many people want to drink non alcoholic beer, but
there's a lot of people who love it. Yeah, I
never understood it. I drink the beer slightly because of
the taste, but also because I liked the way I
felt after. I had a couple more, probably not as
many as the eight that I had earlier.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
In this show, Sally likes the old Dules. Okay, she
loves it.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
She likes to taste of beer, but she's not she
doesn't drink alcohol. She loves the old DULs and.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
She likes the zero Budweiser.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I've been taking key tones. Now that's a new thing.
Have you tried key tones? No, it's interesting, it's the
concept is new to me, so I might not be
explaining it correctly. But if you're somebody who's trying to
get into katosis, the katosis is supposed to help your
body heal and it's also gets rid of brain fog.
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And usually the only way you can get into katosis
is by basically avoiding all carbohydrates, which and then you
got to do it for like three or four days
before katosis.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Oh yeah, you can't back off for one bite because
then you reset the body all the way back.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yes, and so, and the way you know is you
can either do a blood sample or you can urinate
on a stick and if it turns a certain color,
then you know.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
You're in katosis.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Well, with the ketones, they're saying, you can eat a
chocolate bar and then drink this katosis or the ketones
and you're now in katosis and you will stay in
katosis until you have your next sugar byte or whatever. Interesting,
So you can go into katosis first thing in the
morning and as long as you're like I. So what
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I do is I've been doing this on Saturday mornings.
Is when I'm really going into katosis on Saturdays, and
so it's katosis Saturdays. So I've got very expensive these
freaking key tones. It's like I'm not even exaggerating. I
pay forty five dollars for three little bottles, and each
bottle is good for one drink, right, So they're a
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little tiny day like, not even as big as a
shot glass. I don't know why. I think part of
the problem is they put them in these glass bottles
that look like they cost about twenty dollars. Put them
in plastic guys. It might save some money. But anyway,
I get these things, I think Delta IQ or something like.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
That's the name of the brand.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
So I pour it into a glass of ice, and
then I pour in some like what's the bubbly water,
the perrier, I'll put perier in there or whatever. I'll
let it kind of mix together. And then so I
haven't eaten anything yet today because I've just woken up,
and so then I will have my vitamins and all
that sort of stuff, and then I will just sip
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on that while I'm doing my morning chores, whether I'm
working in the yard or if I'm doing you know,
housework or whatever, and then I probably won't eat anything
until probably one or two in the afternoon, would be
like when I finally eat something. And I'll try to
avoid sugar so I can be in katosis for you know,
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many many many many hours on a Saturday without really
even trying, which I enjoy. I wish they could make
those keytones a lot cheaper, and then I would be
in katosis a lot more often, because I'm certainly not
going to avoid any carbohydrates for days on end.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
The only thing I do Saturday morning, and I'll brag
about this. Oh watch me brag. Okay, I go to
Dunkin Donut and get a coffee. Okay, I want a
half and a half cream and sugar. I do not
order a donut. No donuts. That's that's my claim to
a healthy life. I could have ordered it. They got
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a whole damn store full of them. I didn't do it.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Now, why did you get the Dunkin Donuts coffee as
opposed to just like the kind of make it home
or the you know, the circle K brings.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Sally's right, I get up in the morning.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I gotta get out, Okay, I'm like, I just I
got to get out of the nest immediately. I just
maybe it's just to make sure the world's still round.
I don't know what it is. I have to get
out now. I'm coming back. I'll be back in ten minutes.
Oh but I'm going to go get the coffee.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
And I could have made coffee right there in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Now I can't because Sally stopped making coffee in the morning.
I don't know why. Oh but I did not get
the doughnut. I could have chosen the doughnut.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I did not. You are watch me go look at me.
I'm healthy.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Where's my award? So you know, we always get these
baby names and these are not. I don't want to
imply that these are like the most popular baby names
currently for the year, but its ends an interesting trend
through the Social Security Administration, who usually ranked the thousand
most popular baby names per year. What they're saying is
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a huge uptick in social media influencer names. Oh so,
for example Nova right now, Nova is the number thirty
nine girls name in America. Wow, and she's a TikTok
star rowan gender neutral name popular on both charts. Addison
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now Addison Ray is a TikToker who became a pop star.
Addison Ray apparently has had a huge influence over these names.
So that name is number sixty eight this year. Three
years ago it wasn't on the charts. So people are
naming their kids Addison in huge things. Zara has two
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million Instagram followers and is now up to number two
thirty five on the girls charts. Who is Zara just
says Zara McDonald is a big instagrammer.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Saint. The Kardashians are known for naming Kim's son Saint
is probably the reason that that name started gaining in popularity.
Was not on the top one thousand until recently, and
this year it's at number two eighty two. Charlie with
an I is number five twenty four this year. They
credit TikTok star Charlie Diamelo and singer Charlie XCX for
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that raise. And then so always interesting to find out
why you named your kid what you named your kid?
And you and I have discussed it about our kids before,
but perhaps we'll open that conversation again tomorrow and just
find out why did your kid get named whatever you
name is your kid. And we do get some very
weird stories.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I think we always do.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
And finally, Jonathan this morning rush a regular says that
she has three children and she's making breakfast for the
three kids every day, and usually as the kids are
about halfway through is when another kid arrives to join
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them now, not joining them for breakfast. The kid is
just showing up because we're all going to go to
school together and because my friends and I guess they
walk to school or something like that, right, And she's
saying that. Her husband said, why don't you ever offer
to feed that kid? And she's like, well, why should
I ate breakfast at home? I'm assuming. And he's never
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really asked for anything. He's usually just sits there and
plays on his phone, waiting for his friends to finish
the breakfast. But now I'm wondering, am I being a jerk?
Do you think I'm supposed to offer this kid breakfast?
Should I make a little extra?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Well, I don't know why you wouldn't offer it, except
for the fact that these kids, my kids are almost
finished about to leave.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Well that and I I'm assuming from the way it's described,
it's like I've already made X amount of eggs and
pieces of bacon and it's all given to these interesting
you want to bowl of cereal you're hungry.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I believe because of my southern upbringing, it will be
incumbent upon me to offer something.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
So if I showed up to your house and you
and Sally were they're not finished yet, but you were
just about done. Would you offer me something and say, hey,
you want to eat?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
You want something because we're having breakfast here, Then you're
gonna leave.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I only got a minute. What would you like?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Well, what do you got? I'm always up for something
this week. I'm always up for something.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Because something to go, like a Saucy's biscuit. I can
walk with that.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
So you would figure out what I would think you'd
have to offer something?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
All right, So you sided with the husband on that one.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah, right, interesting.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I never would have thought to offer the kid. Maybe
that's my Northern upbringing. I didn't invite you for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
We don't. We don't talk about you on your back.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
No, you do it right in my face. I appreciate that.
Do it to your face. Yeah, he wasn't raised any better.
That's part of my uh. You know, I think I'm
turning you people Northern by getting you to tell me
to my friend's telling you right now. I'm starting to
see more and more in Northern influence.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Oh when I speak, when you're walking across the parking
lot at the grocery store, whether you're you're egressing or
whatever we're.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Doing, we're egressing.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I don't, I don't I expect some type of response.
Now I'm starting to get louder with my response and
to your non response.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
So give me an example. Somebody's walking across the parking
lot and you say, good afternoon.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
How's it going. That's all I said, was how's it going.
I'm just looking for good I'm not finding you, just something,
all right? And finding you maybe too much to expect.
That's a lot of syllables. Fine and you that's three.
Maybe I'm just going great yep. Maybe I'm looking for
a go cocks. Whatever I'm looking for something. Recognize it's
the fact I took time to speak to you.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
You're probably gonna get a go buck eyes.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah, maybe they're doing me a favor. Don't say go
buck eyes.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
So and now when you when you don't respond, and
then you keep walking, I say, and I've always kind
of mumbled it until now I'm saying, Oh that good,
I'm happy for you.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Now I say it louder. Has that? Oh has got that? Well?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Has got happy for you? Do they respond?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I just keep walking.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I don't ever turn around to look at them, because
then it's like I'm picking a fight. I'm not picking
a fight. I'm just mocking you to your face, kind
of behind your back.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
It's a Southern way, that's a that's a good Southern
trait to mock you. I'm waiting for somebody to stop.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
And what did you say?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
I just answered for you because I asked how you
were doing and you said nothing, so I went ahead
and answered for you. It's a courtesy. It's a Southern courtesy.
You wouldn't know about that because you're from where.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Eticut?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Could you not give them the potential benefit of the
doubt that they assumed you were on the phone with somebody.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I don't have ear buds even.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
I'm not looking that closely at you, okay, and I
don't know you, and we're not.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
You know, that's I will give them.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
That's something I had not considered because I don't walk
around with ear buds and talk openly in public to
someone who's not there.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
How many times did I when those things first came
out that I get tricked by it. It's like and
then they're like they'll put their finger up like and
then like the all right, hang on a second, are
you trying to.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Say something to me.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
I thought you were talking to me.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
No, no, I would have talked to you.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yeah, I don't have I met you?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Do I know you?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
By the way, can I admit what a moron I am.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Here so much friends, although I don't act like it.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Yeah, Sunday, I'm at church and I do uh the
tours for new people at our church.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
You do a tour, not just a welcoming, You do
a tour.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Yeah, we take them a tour. I show them all around.
I'll show you where the offices are if you needed counseling.
This is where you'd go if you want to if
you get late, this is where the overflow is going
to be. Here'shere you get your free coffee and tea.
Take as much in with you as you're like. We
got a whole tour. So, but we're in between services.
The ten thirty is about to start and I work
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the nine o'clock service. So after the nine o'clock service,
the people are who've come out with their cards that
want to free gift. We then send them a postcard,
so I give them the free gift, make sure all
the info is correct. Then I'm writing the postcards. So
now I'm writing the post. It's the job of the
next team at the tent to welcome the next crew in.
So I'm not even looking for new people. I'm just
(24:41):
signing my cards, I'm writing my I'm doing my paperwork,
and this guy kind of hovers right in front of me,
and as you can feel that, you don't necess so
I kind of stop what I'm doing. I look up
and he looked familiar, but so and he's like, how
you been? So? Now my mind, this is the narrative
I've created in my mind. The mind is this is
(25:04):
a guy who used to go to church here. I
haven't seen him in a while, but he does look familiar,
and he just asked me how have I been? So
I try to pick up the storyline at that point,
which is a bad mistake. The storyline that I came
back with was, good man, haven't seen you in a while,
(25:25):
And he says, uh, yeah, well I've been busy, but
this is my first time here. So now I say
to myself, Oh, you're an idiot.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
This is this guy.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
You've never seen this guy before.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Now you're saying that you've never seen him before.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Okay, that's kind of where you know I thought when
he said, well, I've been kind of busy, but this
is my first time here.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
That's what he said.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
So I'm thinking, now, oh, I've misidentified this individual. I
misinterpreted the opening statement. I give him the tour, and
then rather than leave well enough alone, which is what
I should have done, I should have just said I'm
gonna help you enjoy the and that would have been
the end of it. I said, hey man, and I'm sorry.
I really thought I knew you from before, like I
(26:07):
thought you used to go here or something. I don't
know where I got that in my head, but anyway,
great to meet you. And he goes, Kelly, I live
across the street from you.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
He was so far out of context.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
And I was just like baffled, like and now my
mind is like trying to this is great. I could
I swear to god he looked different in person like
I have. I was like, look, he got him going,
that's not the mind, Like in my mind, that's not you.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I never see you in a suit. I always see
you in your He works, he works in control.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
He works for a pest control company, so he's always
in this pest control uniform. God, but I'm like, did
you lose weight, get gain weight, get taller, get shorter,
shave your head? What is different about you? He's like,
nothing's different, man, But I get it.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
You're busy. Oh my word.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
See, I'll I'm quick to go to the you're out
of context. I'm real quick to go to that because
people go, hey, how you doing. I'll go, I'm doing great,
and my brain is playing tricks on me right now.
You are so out of context. Where did we meet?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Oh? I work at the so and so restaurant. That's
exactly right.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah, but they don't say I'm your next door neighbor.
We talk about once every two or three weeks out.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yah, we see each other, you know. I wait, yesterday
we wait from our backyard.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I offered to help you with the snake problem at
your house that one time. Yeah, horrible, horrible, felt like
a total moron.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah, you totally dropped the ball on that one.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
So there's that for any of you who might not
feel good about how your weekend went, at least maybe mine,
maybe top yours, possibly.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Hey, what's going on in your neighborhood?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
What kind of neighbor what kind of neighbor situation do
you find yourself in we got very awkward love to
hear about that. You know how to reach out to
us on social media. You can also email us.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
I'm Russian ninety five w c US dot com and
I'm Nash at ninety seven five WUS dot com.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Now, the same number that you used to win is
the saying er you call a chit chat vice versa.
It's a three ninety seven eight ninety two sixty seven
Cody Johnson. Tickets tomorrow morning at six point thirty, and
then we'll pick up again right here on the sixteenth
of September, Tuesday morning, on the Morning Rush
Hello, killing Ash, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It is tomorrow's show today, Tuesday, the sixteenth of September, swim.
We'll reconvene on conventional Convention's the tomorrow More tickets for
Cody Johnson.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
The Man's coming.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
It's down And are we double clicking for double ticketing? Yes,
so I got it up on the morning rest blog
right now. It's not just Cody Johnson, I don't want.
I mean just Cody Johnson is the hottest ticket ever. Sure, yeah,
he'll be here at the Colonial Life Arena on Saturday night,
February twenty eighth. Tickets will go on sale this Friday morning.
Win a pair of tickets to that. But also, as
(00:32):
Jonathan always says, you got to double click the blog
on the honor system in order to get the double
tickets tomorrow. It's a pair of tickets to tomorrow. Night's
game is the Firefly seven oh five take on Lynchburg
Hillcats in a second round of the playoffs. And this
is a must win game.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, we lost the opening game and extra innings it
went to ten. Yes, and Ulisburg put on an extra
to the bottom. I guess in the top. We couldn't answer.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
We know it would have been an It would have
been it would the home team.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
So they put it in.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
They put it in the extra ruin of the bottom.
And now we come for the final two games here
and the Fireflies. We'll get the home field advantage. We
need the home field advantage of fans screaming in the seats.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
We must win this game, and we will. If you
know the answer to the word of the day, what
you're talking about, hirkle durkle. That's one word. Is it hyphenated, yes,
hyphenated herkle durkle, one word, hirkle durkle. Sounds like it
sounds like you're drowning.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
The yeah, a lot of that, you know, like when
you get into uh, like you're chugging a beer, oh okay,
shotgunning a beer, you get a herkle darkle. That's when
you you have like an eruption. I used to try
mechanic eruption in the middle of shotgunning a beer.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It was a shotgunning. I used to shotgun. I used
to funnel to. That was another yeah. Another I don't
know they still do that. That was an eighties trick.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I think, well, you can graduate from shotgunning, which is
going to be twelve ounces, all the way up to funneling,
which is a keg.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I couldn't do a cag no. I mean, this is
a maybe not an appropriate story for the podcast, and
that's obviously not appropriate for the on air broadcast, but
they but for the podcast, I'll let it slide. When
I was a high school senior, for Halloween that year,
I went to the Halloween keg party. As my costume
(02:24):
was I called myself Doctor Party because I had scrubs,
which were kind of rare. They're very common today, but
back then it was kind of hard to get scrubs.
I had dated a girl whose dad was a doctor,
and I thought those were cool, and so he gave
me a pair. So I wore my scrubs and then
like the guy I can't remember the keyboard player's name
from Prince and the Revolution, but he used to wear
(02:45):
the scrubs and he would also tie bandanas all over himself.
So that's what I did. I had Bandana's doc. Yeah,
the Doctor's here to prescribe a good time, and part
of that good time was me creating what I assumed. Well,
it turned out to be in fact a spectacle. I
thought it was going to be a different kind of spectacle.
(03:07):
I had been kind of practicing my funneling abilities, and
I was pretty good at funneling beers.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
So.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I dramatic. I had made the funnel. So I took
like a regular long funnel, which would probably would have
held about two beers. You know, they kind of you
changed the motor oil with or whatever, and then I
had duct taped to it other funnels, right, So I
made it longer and longer and longer. So we actually
needed help for what was going to be a big
(03:38):
moment in the evening, somewhere not too late in the night,
you know, early enough that everybody will remember it.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
We're talking like an eight foot funnel here.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yes, it was so big, wow, that we needed somebody
to get a step ladder to put it on top
of a picnic table. And then they were the ones
who were responsible for filling it up. We had like
three people holding the funnel. And then I laid on
the ground and I'm gonna funnel I guess a six
pack to an eight pack. I don't remember how many
beers it was.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's how many people wish that social media was available
way back in the day just to capture this video.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Oh and it probably would have gone quite viral, because
again it's a bad idea to begin with, and then
it's executed with the pomp and circumstance of like a
royal wedding, and then uh, the the ending. I don't
know that the camera would have caught the ending, So
that's that would have been the best part, had it
caught the end.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Please tell me we're playing a Van Halen's song.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I don't remember the music. It could have been I
Huey Lewis. I don't know what was on the air.
So whatever was hot in like eighty four, Uh it was.
It was definitely blaring something off a boombox. But everybody's
outside to cheer me on as a world record attempt
the most beers.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yes, get us book of records.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
It's all big, very big.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Are we doing? Get us beer? And what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I don't Probably something inexpensive like bush light or something.
And anyway I funneled, Yeah, did keys don't even exist
ye in the eighties?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Anyway we funneled. I get them all in okay, you know,
for the most part, I mean, I'm sure there was
a little bit of spillage and I'm involved, but it's
in there. And I I kind of remember getting kind
of off the ground, and as soon as I got
to the upright position, I could tell something is seriously wrong,
like we have a major problem on our hands. And
(05:30):
several people want to like congratulate me on my great accomplishment,
my great feet that I just pulled off.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
They want to get up in your face to congratulate.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
So I'm just like very quickly like yeah, that's great,
that's great, that's good. I just I gotta go take
a leak. And I know I don't have to take
a leak. I know I know exactly what's gonna happen. Right,
So as soon as I felt like I was out
of eyesight of most people, right, yeah, I don't know
what it would have looked like, but I in my mind,
(06:01):
I don't even think I actually heaved like I felt
as if I opened my mouth in all eight beers
like shot, like I say, it was like it was
like I mixed up with pop rocks or something. These
things flew, I want to say, like seven to ten
feet well from my from my nick hole these things
(06:23):
just flew out right, and I understood.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I don't think I'm making no way.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I just o my mouth and it comes down like
a laser beam, like if the tree hadn't have been
so sturdy. The guy just knocked the thing over like
a hurricane. But as I finally get done and finally
some sides, he hit a tree. Yeah, and I'll go
back to one of our previous words. It bifurcated. It
(06:52):
covered two cars. I I kind of like had to
bend over and like just kind of gather my thoughts
like that just happened.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I can't believe what just happened, Like a scene out
of the Exorcist.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
And I'm like, oh, I'm not kidding my breath. And
so yeah, I was taking a leak in the woods.
He saw the whole thing, and he's like, oh my god, dude,
are you all right? I was humiliated. Oh oh yeah,
what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Hell a little spin up there, just a little spit right. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
So I don't even know how I got started on
that story.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Oh, the Hirkle Durkle, that's right, herkle durkle.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
The actual definition of herkle durkle, and I like to
hirkle durkle on Saturdays if possible. Saturday is my one
day of the week to herkle durkle, that is, to
lounge in bed after it was time to get up.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh we haven't. We have a turn for this.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
It's called the hirkle durkle. You put your left foot in,
you keep your right foot in, and you don't shake about.
You just sit there.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
If you wake up typically at like sixty If let's
say you wake up after six story, set your alarm
for six twenty five than is six thirty. All you
gotta do is dial from the comfort of your own
bed while you're hurkled urkle.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yes, and just lie there and relax.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
And we're not fundamentalists. We're not going to say you
violated the hrkle durkle by dialing.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
No, no, no, no, no no, there's no place here
for legalism.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yes, okay, you can infect herkle durkele while you win
tomorrow morning and again, it's two tickets to Cody Johnson
and two tickets to go see the playoff game tomorrow
night between the Fireflies and the Lynchburg Hillcat. Yes, this
is a fantastic opportunity.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You must win games coming up. Be there at Segre,
part with your free tickets for one of them.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Now. I don't know, Jonathan, if these are in fact
health benefits. I know people struggle to find like health
benefits uh in anything and everything. Sure headline today the
hidden health benefits of pumpkin spice. So as we head
into the pumpkin spice season, according to this survey, the
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American public is can doing almost We're a little short.
We're at eight hundred and ninety million last year. They
expected to go up this year. So we're knock knock
knocking on a billion dollars a year in pumpkin spice products.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Don't tell me, Americans don't have money.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
And according to this there may be hidden health benefits
to pumpkin spice, the main ingredient being cinnamon, nutmeg, and ginger,
all warm spices that combine to create the signature flavor,
and things like cinnamon made from the bark of a
cinnamon tree is full of vitamins and minerals, including iron, magnesium, zinc,
(09:38):
and calcium. Wow, ginger, I had no idea. It has
been known for centuries to help fight inflammation and improve
your gut health. And nutmeg coming from the seed of
a nutmeg tree commonly found in eggnog and other holiday treats.
Mike has many anti inflammatory compounds and antioxidants to help
prevent damage to your cells and d.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
So there you go.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
So next time somebody busts your chops because you're having
a ginger spice latte, I'm doing it for the health reasons.
Do you have any other Do you have any unusual
health things that you do?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I do not. No.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Sally has like all kinds of little things he takes,
and John and Janey. I don't think David Elisa much. No,
Janey's probably the go to for information on that for
my family.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
I am trying to do more and more healthy things
the older I get. I think I've come to the
realization that the uh, you know, like Dave what's his name,
Dave Ramsey.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, And he says that what is it?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
A fully paid mortgage is the new status symbol in
America as opposed to the BMW.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
In the last decade he's been saying that, yes, that's
his like, probably true.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I would say living a healthy feeling healthy is the
new status symbol for me. When you feel healthy, there's
literally no money on earth that can replace that.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
That's true. I mean, it's just the you can't buy
good help.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
And I mean I have a lower back issue that
I've been dealing with for years, and I've got other
aches and pains. Like anybody else who gets to be
older than what twenty five thirty, I guess that's probably
when they all start kicking in. But I do spend
a lot of time and energy trying to use anti
inflammation things, ice baths and oh yeah, Angela is all
(11:31):
about that. I'd have that ipop. I think ten a
day of those things. Now they're little pellets five in
the morning, five in the evening.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Sally puts it in their coffee.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Okay, I suppose that helps take I take other things
that are non proven, like collagen. I take a chocolate
I put like this chocolate flavored collagen into my coffee.
I have one coffee a day. I haven't had it
yet today, so I'm behind. But yeah, I am trying
to do those things. But if if pumpkin spice is
the way to go, I might start, you know, having
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pumpkin spice.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I'm working on a new hot dog that includes healthy ingredients.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
The health dog. Yeah, you're placing the hot dog.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
There's no there's a void in the market.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I don't know if you've noticed that there is no
healthy hot dog out there.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I just assumed. It's kind of like I'm always surprised
how many people want to drink non alcoholic beer, but
there's a lot of people who love it. Yeah, I
never understood it. I drink the beer slightly because of
the taste, but also because I liked the way I
felt after. I had a couple more, probably not as
many as the eight that I had earlier.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
In this show, Sally likes the old Dules. Okay, she
loves it.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
She likes to taste of beer, but she's not she
doesn't drink alcohol. She loves the old DULs and.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
She likes the zero Budweiser.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I've been taking key tones. Now that's a new thing.
Have you tried key tones? No, it's interesting, it's the
concept is new to me, so I might not be
explaining it correctly. But if you're somebody who's trying to
get into katosis, the katosis is supposed to help your
body heal and it's also gets rid of brain fog.
(13:13):
And usually the only way you can get into katosis
is by basically avoiding all carbohydrates, which and then you
got to do it for like three or four days
before katosis.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Oh yeah, you can't back off for one bite because
then you reset the body all the way back.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yes, and so, and the way you know is you
can either do a blood sample or you can urinate
on a stick and if it turns a certain color,
then you know.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
You're in katosis.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Well, with the ketones, they're saying, you can eat a
chocolate bar and then drink this katosis or the ketones
and you're now in katosis and you will stay in
katosis until you have your next sugar byte or whatever. Interesting,
So you can go into katosis first thing in the
morning and as long as you're like I. So what
(13:59):
I do is I've been doing this on Saturday mornings.
Is when I'm really going into katosis on Saturdays, and
so it's katosis Saturdays. So I've got very expensive these
freaking key tones. It's like I'm not even exaggerating. I
pay forty five dollars for three little bottles, and each
bottle is good for one drink, right, So they're a
(14:23):
little tiny day like, not even as big as a
shot glass. I don't know why. I think part of
the problem is they put them in these glass bottles
that look like they cost about twenty dollars. Put them
in plastic guys. It might save some money. But anyway,
I get these things, I think Delta IQ or something like.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
That's the name of the brand.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
So I pour it into a glass of ice, and
then I pour in some like what's the bubbly water,
the perrier, I'll put perier in there or whatever. I'll
let it kind of mix together. And then so I
haven't eaten anything yet today because I've just woken up,
and so then I will have my vitamins and all
that sort of stuff, and then I will just sip
(15:01):
on that while I'm doing my morning chores, whether I'm
working in the yard or if I'm doing you know,
housework or whatever, and then I probably won't eat anything
until probably one or two in the afternoon, would be
like when I finally eat something. And I'll try to
avoid sugar so I can be in katosis for you know,
(15:23):
many many many many hours on a Saturday without really
even trying, which I enjoy. I wish they could make
those keytones a lot cheaper, and then I would be
in katosis a lot more often, because I'm certainly not
going to avoid any carbohydrates for days on end.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
The only thing I do Saturday morning, and I'll brag
about this. Oh watch me brag. Okay, I go to
Dunkin Donut and get a coffee. Okay, I want a
half and a half cream and sugar. I do not
order a donut. No donuts. That's that's my claim to
a healthy life. I could have ordered it. They got
(16:02):
a whole damn store full of them. I didn't do it.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Now, why did you get the Dunkin Donuts coffee as
opposed to just like the kind of make it home
or the you know, the circle K brings.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Sally's right, I get up in the morning.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I gotta get out, Okay, I'm like, I just I
got to get out of the nest immediately. I just
maybe it's just to make sure the world's still round.
I don't know what it is. I have to get
out now. I'm coming back. I'll be back in ten minutes.
Oh but I'm going to go get the coffee.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
And I could have made coffee right there in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Now I can't because Sally stopped making coffee in the morning.
I don't know why. Oh but I did not get
the doughnut. I could have chosen the doughnut.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I did not. You are watch me go look at me.
I'm healthy.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Where's my award? So you know, we always get these
baby names and these are not. I don't want to
imply that these are like the most popular baby names
currently for the year, but its ends an interesting trend
through the Social Security Administration, who usually ranked the thousand
most popular baby names per year. What they're saying is
(17:09):
a huge uptick in social media influencer names. Oh so,
for example Nova right now, Nova is the number thirty
nine girls name in America. Wow, and she's a TikTok
star rowan gender neutral name popular on both charts. Addison
(17:34):
now Addison Ray is a TikToker who became a pop star.
Addison Ray apparently has had a huge influence over these names.
So that name is number sixty eight this year. Three
years ago it wasn't on the charts. So people are
naming their kids Addison in huge things. Zara has two
(17:55):
million Instagram followers and is now up to number two
thirty five on the girls charts. Who is Zara just
says Zara McDonald is a big instagrammer.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Saint. The Kardashians are known for naming Kim's son Saint
is probably the reason that that name started gaining in popularity.
Was not on the top one thousand until recently, and
this year it's at number two eighty two. Charlie with
an I is number five twenty four this year. They
credit TikTok star Charlie Diamelo and singer Charlie XCX for
(18:33):
that raise. And then so always interesting to find out
why you named your kid what you named your kid?
And you and I have discussed it about our kids before,
but perhaps we'll open that conversation again tomorrow and just
find out why did your kid get named whatever you
name is your kid. And we do get some very
weird stories.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I think we always do.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
And finally, Jonathan this morning rush a regular says that
she has three children and she's making breakfast for the
three kids every day, and usually as the kids are
about halfway through is when another kid arrives to join
(19:16):
them now, not joining them for breakfast. The kid is
just showing up because we're all going to go to
school together and because my friends and I guess they
walk to school or something like that, right, And she's
saying that. Her husband said, why don't you ever offer
to feed that kid? And she's like, well, why should
I ate breakfast at home? I'm assuming. And he's never
(19:38):
really asked for anything. He's usually just sits there and
plays on his phone, waiting for his friends to finish
the breakfast. But now I'm wondering, am I being a jerk?
Do you think I'm supposed to offer this kid breakfast?
Should I make a little extra?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Well, I don't know why you wouldn't offer it, except
for the fact that these kids, my kids are almost
finished about to leave.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Well that and I I'm assuming from the way it's described,
it's like I've already made X amount of eggs and
pieces of bacon and it's all given to these interesting
you want to bowl of cereal you're hungry.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I believe because of my southern upbringing, it will be
incumbent upon me to offer something.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
So if I showed up to your house and you
and Sally were they're not finished yet, but you were
just about done. Would you offer me something and say, hey,
you want to eat?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
You want something because we're having breakfast here, Then you're
gonna leave.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I only got a minute. What would you like?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Well, what do you got? I'm always up for something
this week. I'm always up for something.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Because something to go, like a Saucy's biscuit. I can
walk with that.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
So you would figure out what I would think you'd
have to offer something?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
All right, So you sided with the husband on that one.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah, right, interesting.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I never would have thought to offer the kid. Maybe
that's my Northern upbringing. I didn't invite you for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
We don't. We don't talk about you on your back.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
No, you do it right in my face. I appreciate that.
Do it to your face. Yeah, he wasn't raised any better.
That's part of my uh. You know, I think I'm
turning you people Northern by getting you to tell me
to my friend's telling you right now. I'm starting to
see more and more in Northern influence.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Oh when I speak, when you're walking across the parking
lot at the grocery store, whether you're you're egressing or
whatever we're.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Doing, we're egressing.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I don't, I don't I expect some type of response.
Now I'm starting to get louder with my response and
to your non response.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
So give me an example. Somebody's walking across the parking
lot and you say, good afternoon.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
How's it going. That's all I said, was how's it going.
I'm just looking for good I'm not finding you, just something,
all right? And finding you maybe too much to expect.
That's a lot of syllables. Fine and you that's three.
Maybe I'm just going great yep. Maybe I'm looking for
a go cocks. Whatever I'm looking for something. Recognize it's
the fact I took time to speak to you.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
You're probably gonna get a go buck eyes.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah, maybe they're doing me a favor. Don't say go
buck eyes.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
So and now when you when you don't respond, and
then you keep walking, I say, and I've always kind
of mumbled it until now I'm saying, Oh that good,
I'm happy for you.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Now I say it louder. Has that? Oh has got that? Well?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Has got happy for you? Do they respond?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I just keep walking.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I don't ever turn around to look at them, because
then it's like I'm picking a fight. I'm not picking
a fight. I'm just mocking you to your face, kind
of behind your back.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
It's a Southern way, that's a that's a good Southern
trait to mock you. I'm waiting for somebody to stop.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
And what did you say?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
I just answered for you because I asked how you
were doing and you said nothing, so I went ahead
and answered for you. It's a courtesy. It's a Southern courtesy.
You wouldn't know about that because you're from where.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Eticut?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Could you not give them the potential benefit of the
doubt that they assumed you were on the phone with somebody.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I don't have ear buds even.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
I'm not looking that closely at you, okay, and I
don't know you, and we're not.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
You know, that's I will give them.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
That's something I had not considered because I don't walk
around with ear buds and talk openly in public to
someone who's not there.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
How many times did I when those things first came
out that I get tricked by it. It's like and
then they're like they'll put their finger up like and
then like the all right, hang on a second, are
you trying to.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Say something to me.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
I thought you were talking to me.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
No, no, I would have talked to you.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yeah, I don't have I met you?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Do I know you?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
By the way, can I admit what a moron I am.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Here so much friends, although I don't act like it.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Yeah, Sunday, I'm at church and I do uh the
tours for new people at our church.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
You do a tour, not just a welcoming, You do
a tour.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Yeah, we take them a tour. I show them all around.
I'll show you where the offices are if you needed counseling.
This is where you'd go if you want to if
you get late, this is where the overflow is going
to be. Here'shere you get your free coffee and tea.
Take as much in with you as you're like. We
got a whole tour. So, but we're in between services.
The ten thirty is about to start and I work
(24:19):
the nine o'clock service. So after the nine o'clock service,
the people are who've come out with their cards that
want to free gift. We then send them a postcard,
so I give them the free gift, make sure all
the info is correct. Then I'm writing the postcards. So
now I'm writing the post. It's the job of the
next team at the tent to welcome the next crew in.
So I'm not even looking for new people. I'm just
(24:41):
signing my cards, I'm writing my I'm doing my paperwork,
and this guy kind of hovers right in front of me,
and as you can feel that, you don't necess so
I kind of stop what I'm doing. I look up
and he looked familiar, but so and he's like, how
you been? So? Now my mind, this is the narrative
I've created in my mind. The mind is this is
(25:04):
a guy who used to go to church here. I
haven't seen him in a while, but he does look familiar,
and he just asked me how have I been? So
I try to pick up the storyline at that point,
which is a bad mistake. The storyline that I came
back with was, good man, haven't seen you in a while,
(25:25):
And he says, uh, yeah, well I've been busy, but
this is my first time here. So now I say
to myself, Oh, you're an idiot.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
This is this guy.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
You've never seen this guy before.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Now you're saying that you've never seen him before.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Okay, that's kind of where you know I thought when
he said, well, I've been kind of busy, but this
is my first time here.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
That's what he said.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
So I'm thinking, now, oh, I've misidentified this individual. I
misinterpreted the opening statement. I give him the tour, and
then rather than leave well enough alone, which is what
I should have done, I should have just said I'm
gonna help you enjoy the and that would have been
the end of it. I said, hey man, and I'm sorry.
I really thought I knew you from before, like I
(26:07):
thought you used to go here or something. I don't
know where I got that in my head, but anyway,
great to meet you. And he goes, Kelly, I live
across the street from you.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
He was so far out of context.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
And I was just like baffled, like and now my
mind is like trying to this is great. I could
I swear to god he looked different in person like
I have. I was like, look, he got him going,
that's not the mind, Like in my mind, that's not you.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I never see you in a suit. I always see
you in your He works, he works in control.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
He works for a pest control company, so he's always
in this pest control uniform. God, but I'm like, did
you lose weight, get gain weight, get taller, get shorter,
shave your head? What is different about you? He's like,
nothing's different, man, But I get it.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
You're busy. Oh my word.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
See, I'll I'm quick to go to the you're out
of context. I'm real quick to go to that because
people go, hey, how you doing. I'll go, I'm doing great,
and my brain is playing tricks on me right now.
You are so out of context. Where did we meet?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Oh? I work at the so and so restaurant. That's
exactly right.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah, but they don't say I'm your next door neighbor.
We talk about once every two or three weeks out.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yah, we see each other, you know. I wait, yesterday
we wait from our backyard.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I offered to help you with the snake problem at
your house that one time. Yeah, horrible, horrible, felt like
a total moron.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah, you totally dropped the ball on that one.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
So there's that for any of you who might not
feel good about how your weekend went, at least maybe mine,
maybe top yours, possibly.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Hey, what's going on in your neighborhood?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
What kind of neighbor what kind of neighbor situation do
you find yourself in we got very awkward love to
hear about that. You know how to reach out to
us on social media. You can also email us.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
I'm Russian ninety five w c US dot com and
I'm Nash at ninety seven five WUS dot com.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Now, the same number that you used to win is
the saying er you call a chit chat vice versa.
It's a three ninety seven eight ninety two sixty seven
Cody Johnson. Tickets tomorrow morning at six point thirty, and
then we'll pick up again right here on the sixteenth
of September, Tuesday morning, on the Morning Rush
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