09 23 25 You want these tickets... but we cant even announce the artist yet!

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Speaker 2 (00:00):
And Kelly.

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Jonathan Rush and Kelly Nash. Hello, Welcome to Wednesdays
Tomorrow Show. Today actually is Tuesday, but for Wednesday, it's
Tomorrow Show Today and tomorrow we're going to do something
we've never done before. I know we've come close, but
this is the first time we've actually done the pig
in the poke, that's what I'm calling it. It's a
pig in a poke contest.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
So it is really weird in the sense that not
only is it a pig in a poke, meaning you
don't know what you're getting, you don't even know what
date you're getting.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's not like I can announce it in today's podcast, no,
because although it's not on the air, no, that will
be skirting the issue. We're not allowed to announce it
until tomorrow, Wednesday, the twenty fourth of September, at ten am,
not nine to fifty nine, by the way.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
So this is a you know, this is a contract
between iHeart and the promoters for a concert, and all
we're allowed to say is it's a superstar act. Could
be a band, could be a female, could be a male.
I can tell you that they've got two concerts for
South Carolina one is in Charleston, the others in Greenville.
We can't tell you the dates, but you will if

(01:11):
you win tomorrow morning, get to pick the city.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
That's right, but again here for you to drive. We
don't even know what the dates are. It's not a
Monday or a Tuesday. We can pretty much guarantee that go.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I mean, I would think that it's not, but I
don't know. I mean, I can't never perform on a
Monday or Tuesday. The most touring artists try to schedule
their shows Thursday through Sunday. But we don't know what
this in this day. It's not like you get if
you win these tickets. It's not like you're going to
look at them tomorrow morning or say to yourself tomorrow

(01:46):
morning after ten am, damn, I didn't want that.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
This isn't gonna want.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, this is an artist that we've been playing for
many years now and we still play in heavy rotation,
and we still get new music from them, and we
always add it always. So it's not like like, I mean,
if what if I'm going to give you an artist
that it's not it's not Brad Paisley, but Brad Paisley.
We wouldn't say we're still playing in heavy rotation. Brad Paisley,

(02:12):
we played in heavy rotation five maybe ten years ago now,
but he still can or like even Tim McGraw, do
we still play timocgron heavy rotation?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Uh, I wouldn't think this ticket's hotter than Tim McGrath. Oh,
I can say, gosh, yes, this is a superstar, legit superstar.
So we won't be to celebrate with you when you win,
other than the fact that tell you that we were
excited for the fact that you won them. And if
you don't and if you don't want them, you can
always just give them to me. Is that against corporate policy?

(02:44):
If it was pretty sure that with somehow yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Now if they gave him to another person who then
gave them to you, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I gotta be one winner. I got to be one
person removed.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yes, yes, or invite you as a guest. I got it.
And then at the last minutes out don't need this
other ticket either because I don't want to go, And
then you could bring Sally, So maybe we can skirt
the the rules. By the way, the word of the day.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Well only say to say I would want to go
to the show. Oh gosh, that's the al reason I
bring that up.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I have not looked up the pronunciation, but I'm going
to give it a shot. It's a weird looking word.
I'm going to go with wittershins w I D d
E R s h I n s wittershins witter shins.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
It would lead you to believe this is something that
you would wear because it's the word shins. Oh, but
that's not at all. That's not even close to what
it is. Witer sheins is Actually, yeah, I know you've
seen cedar roofs. Yeah, cedar shake as they call it. Okay,
it's the Northeastern thing. This is much like a cedar

(03:53):
shake roof this would be, but it's not the roof
in material. Actually, it is an accouterment to the roofing
material pretty much either used in the valley or ridge
line of any I'm going to say, well adorned building
dating back to the seventeen hundreds, usually used on castles.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
So the better homes and gardens of the day had
the wits.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
If they have been a publication of that of that era, yes,
this could have been an entire article about the Wittershens.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
The fact that you just came up with all of that. Again,
stuns me how your mind works that quickly. But Wittershins
is actually and I don't know what again, why we
need a word for this? A direction contrary to the
sun's course. Wouldn't it just be counterclockwise.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
No, because it'll drop in the sky too, So.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
A direction contrary to the sun's course.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Interesting. So I don't know how we would ever use
this in our regular conversation.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
You're walking east, right, the Sun's always going west.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
But I know what it means. It also has something
to do with the It's not just the axis and
the rotation of the Earth, but it's also as of
yesterday it was the beginning of fall. So then you
you have a reset of the earth, and it's not
its proximity. Thank god, we don't ever have a change
in the proxy would be a yes, every fall strap

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everything you own down. Yeah, so we don't have a
change in the proximity, But you have a change I
guess in the in the the asthmas of your particular perspective,
wherever you are on the Earth with the sun. Okay, Well,
I don't know how we would ever use that in
regular conversation. But nonetheless, it's not important that we actually

(05:50):
use the words. You only want to know the definition
for one time and one time only, as tomorrow morning
at six thirty.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
It would be fun if this word could be any
of the words that we give you on what you
talk about, because we started this game because Jonathan loves
words and meanings and definitions, and wittershins is a fun word,
but it basically it sounds to me. I'm I'm now
this is embarrassing because in my mind I can't figure

(06:16):
it out because I'm very tired today right now. So
you're gonna laugh at me. I'm thinking you're gonna laugh
at me. I know that, like once you get south
of the equator, toilets flushed the other way does the
sun rise and set differently south of the equator, So
it's so the sun always moves east to west. Yes, Okay,

(06:41):
well then I guess we should just call it east,
but we're gonna call it witter shins, which that.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Makes my brain spin to hear that core like in Australia.
Then what would that do to the time zones? Oh
my god, wow, Oh hold on, give me some duct tape.
My nuggets go to explode. Who Wow, we just we
warped the laws of physics right there, enough to make

(07:07):
my head hurt.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Okay, I did appreciate that commercial that we're running today.
I heard, Oh, what's his name, Stephen Chitty? I think
it is, And he was talking to Yes and he said,
they asked, uh, not Edison. See how tired I am
right now? Who's the smartest guy anyway? Not Edison?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Einstein?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Einstein did his wife understand the law that he had
come up with? E equals MC squared? And she says, no,
I don't understand it, but I do know my husband,
and you can trust him. So I like that. I
have no idea what he's talking about, but I know
that if he's saying it, you can trust it.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Wow. I'm trying to think of any time in my
life Sally could ever say those words.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
I do know my husband, so I say take it
with a ground of salt.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Not even a moment comes to let me quote, let
me quote a great American? Ummm, nothing comes to mind.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Oh is this kamala as to what she would? That's great.
Let's see, Jonathan, other things that we can talk about.
This is apparently a hot new trend all over TikTok
recipes are being floated for something that they call loaded water. Now,

(08:31):
have you considered the fact apparently if you work out,
if you only drink water, you cannot According to this,
you cannot physically be rehydrated. It's physically impossible to replenish
your sweat only drinking water. Isn't that interesting? I don't

(08:53):
know if I believe that to be true. Well, you're
gonna have to take the words of registered dietitian Fiora
de Carlo, who says, I fear us full of crap.
She says, you'd got to get the electrolytes, and you're
not going to get him in the water.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
This comes straight out of the movie Idiocracy.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Dehydration will cause fatigue, slow your metabolism, and increase your
sugar cravings. What was the fluid, Well, it was a
fake name, but it was basically gatorade.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, I can't remember what they called it.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
It has electrolytes.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
So you're telling me doctor that previous to whatever, we're
going to use Gatoray as an example. Previous to the
professor at the University of Florida that actually conceived and
then produced gator Aid for the football team to replenish
their fluids. That's the hot Florida sun is they practiced football.

(09:48):
That's right, you mean to tell me. And I'm trying
to think of an example from the Old Testament where
you're going to tell me that, well, I can't use
Jesus because he was half man, half God. So let's
let's take a John the Baptist.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
You mean to tell me, miss doctor, that John the Baptist,
who we know lived off of water, locust, and honey,
was fully dehydrated most of his adult wife.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
No, no, no, because John the Baptist, like everybody before
the twentieth century, ate whole foods, and so if you
want electrolytes, you gotta eat fruits and vegetables. You gotta
have salts.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
See, this is where my knowledge is. I'm dietary speaking.
I'm an idiot. I know that, I openly acknowledge it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
One of the number one natural flavor for electrolytes is honey.
Number two is maple syrup.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Huh. I don't even know you got electrolytes or anything other.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Than gotta go lick a tree, la la la, up you.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Ever eaten a pine tree. Many parts are edible. That's
that man died of a heart attack at like age
fifty two. But he was a health nut.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
He did like grape nuts, health nut, grape nuts, same thing.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
That's when I gave up on the science when that happened.
As a child, I said, I'm never believing any of
these scientists again. That dude lived the perfect life and
dropped the dead of a heart attack.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
The perfect life. He was Jesus.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
He's out there eating tree He is the Jesus of
the earth. He was out there eating tree roots.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Well, anyway, back to our new TikTok trend for loaded water,
because most of you are refusing to eat naturally, you're
going to keep eating your processed crap which dehydrates you.
The loaded waters, some of them, I boy, they sound great.

(11:46):
I mean the idea of putting in pineapple juice, coconut water,
watermelon juice, mint mix. One of this lady's favorites is
a combination of lemon, lime, orange, and cucumber it all together.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
So if you want to get some of the new
loaded water recipes, we have the best for you.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
In the morning.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Rest but maybe you can tell umall you know, I
think I told you I actually started making my own
electrolyte mix. Did I tell you that? So I used
my AI because I do like the I think you
pronounce it element although it's spelt L M and T.
I have seen that electrolytes those are very expensive. I mean, golly,

(12:30):
it's like three dollars of serving. It's like you just
your little eighty nine cent bottle of water just became
a four dollar bottle of water when you tried to
pour that in there. But I do like their flavor,
and I also like their theme. Stay salty, my friend,
so yes, live salty. But the I said, is there

(12:52):
a way to make this naturally? And it gives you
the recipe And so you just bought a couple of
things and it tells you how much to mix in
each one you got to So I keep them all
on an airproof jar and then every morning I just
scooped that into my thing. And see what an incredible
lifestyle example Kelly is. Unlike this week Kelly demonstrated for me,

(13:13):
I just set it open out, openly, out loud. Hey,
wouldn't it be great if they made a pop tart
cake within minutes.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
In my email box, I had recipes for pop tart cakes.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Are you going to try to get a salary to
make it? I've already looked.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
I've got two birthdays coming up, Little Sarah's birthdays on
all the way and little Thomas's birthdays on the way.
I think little Thomas ought to have a pop tart
cake for his very first birthday.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
He doesn't get a vote yet because he's not able.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
I'm just why I'm going to stand in the gap
for him.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
I can read Thomas's mind. This is what he wants.
Don't deny our grandson tart cake?

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Does that not sound like something you get naked and
wallow in?

Speaker 2 (13:55):
I would, goodness, I would not allow it.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Me and Sally in a popcart cake about eight feet
in diameter would do me good. One half strawberry, one
half blueberry.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
M well, maybe dreams will come true.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
That's goodness. Now, I'm not gonna do all that at Thomas.
That's what I was thinking. It's a it's a little weird.
I think a regular sized cake for the birthday celebration.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Now, Jonathan, we have a morning Russian regular who and
I think a lot of us have been in these
circumstances where a couple breaks up and perhaps and this
is a couple that you always double dated, right, and
sometimes you even forget, like who came first? Was it
the guy who became friends with the guy? And then

(14:41):
he brought over his girlfriend or wife, and then we
all became You don't even remember the history of how
we got started, but we're paling around, we're good friends. Well,
that couple had a nasty breakup, is how it's described
now the the for our Morning Russia regu. She's engaged

(15:01):
to be married. Her husband has already asked the guy
from that duo to be his best man. Okay, well,
this lady really likes that other lady and she wants
that other lady at her wedding. Should she invite the
knowing that her ex who she went through a nasty

(15:21):
breakup with, is going to be right there on stage
as the best man. What is the best way to
play this? Wow, do you reach out to her and say, hey, look,
I wanted to invite you, but I don't think it's
in the best interest. It's your rope, But now I'm
putting him in a bad situation. What if he doesn't
want to see her.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Oh that's true because she has an equal relationship with
both of them. Oh this is.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
And he's playing a role in the wedding. So if
he's if he's in a bad frame of mind.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
You don't want to see the photos with him when
he's not happy.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Is the best man? Well that he does do it
host right? I guess at traditional weddings they do a toast.
What else does the best man do at a wedding? Now,
I'm not talking about the night before a bachelor party.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
I got one coming up. I'm gonna be the best
man at John's wedding.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
So that's all you gotta do standing there?

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah, just stand there?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
And what if he's turning around and just giving her
the mug, mumbling to the husband, I can't believe you
invited this here.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
I gotta stand there and especially well that's gonna be
she's not gonna be at the wedding party.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
No, you just be a guest. And then does she
get to bring a friend? Or am I telling you
got to come along? Because what if she shows up
with her new boyfriend? Oh my goodness, now we got chaos.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, because since he's the groom, I'm only going to
do the toast. I believe I don't do a toast
on the reception night, only do a toast on the
Bridle rehearsal party night, So I wouldn't be in that scenario.
But if I were going to be giving a toast,
which some best men do as well, at the reception,

(17:01):
then you got to look at both of them while
you're speaking, and you'll have a glass. I've got something
in my hand I can throw.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Or just take that opportunity to say something along the
lines that I can't believe you got married after seeing
how horrible exactly that woman treated me. Make it awkward for.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Everything, tempting. You know you like Donald Trump, even in
a memorial service, you're going to go off script and
start ripping. You're going to say stuff is inappropriate. I
hate them, I hate I hate her Donald Trump right there.
I'm so glad you love her, but I hate that
woman right there. Oh my gosh. It could happen because

(17:38):
it's alcohol involved as well. Of course, goes you're giving
the toast.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Everybody started drinking before the toast.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
That's great, this is good, all right, all right, Hey,
what's going on in your neighborhood? We should be talking
about how you handling all that with your neighbor. What's
going on? And there was something I read it that
I want to go back and reread for tomorrow. There
was a teacher that created some kind of massive, probably
fifty five thousand dollars in damage in the classroom I'm

(18:06):
assuming or at the school, because he'd used a can
of fart spray. I don't know where do you buy it?
I don't know this. I got a lot of questions.
I got to go back and in the posting courier
or somewhere, I get.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
A posting courier has a story here about fart spray.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yes, somebody get.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Us actually called fart spray.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Ort spray in the headline. That's why I clicked on it.
I had to click on it. Fifty five thousand dollars
damages because somebody used fart spray, and I'm like, I
gotta find out what happened. It happened in Florence, Lawrence County.
I remember seeing the picture of the patrol car. They
had to call the cops.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
They called the cop on the fart spray.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Fifty five thousand dollars in damage. You got to call
the cops.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Well, and the insurance adjuster.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
I mean, this guy's gonna have to try to figure out.
I don't know is that even covered.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
He thought it probably was going to be funny.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Here we go. Teaching assistant uses spray that smells like poop,
sickening the chill. Ldren A teaching assistant in South Carolina
now facing charges after authority say he caused kids to
get sick and then damage the school with his spray.
August twenty fifth and September nineteenth, a repeat of fender
at the West Florence High School. Teaching assistant discharged the

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spray he bought online that made quote imitate fecal odor.
The Florence County Sheriff's Department reported on their September twentieth
Facebook post teaching assistant used to spread multiple occasions, ultimately
disrupting the entire school, causing kids to have respiratory issues
some needed medical attention. According to the deputies, Oh my god.

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That led to a fifty five thousand dollars cost to
get the school inspected and damages to the school's air
conditioning system. A teaching assistant has been arrested charged with
disturbing school and malicious injury to property. McClatchy News reached
out to the Florence One School superintendent, but if not
heard back. What I mean, what is the bar to

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get hired as a teaching assistant if this kind of
person is allowed to get it.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
He thought it would be funny. I'm assuming it was
a he. You know, no woman would ever do this.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
It's shocking.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Have you ever seen those videos where people getting those
those outfits that are inflated by the use of a fan.
Halloween's coming, you'll see more of these. Okay, So let's
say you're one of the what's what's that menions? You got? Yeah? Yeah,
you got a millions outfit on and it's inflated and
there's an air there's a fan that's built into it

(20:39):
that inflates it. Okay, so there's constantly air. Well, there's
air being forced into your costume. And somebody takes a
can of that far at Spring and sprays it next
to the intake for the air and those people inside
that costume can't escape it.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
That's they fall down. That's horrific. That is that is
not good.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
I don't know he thought it would be funny. I
mean chucking all the way to jail. Now I'm looking
at damages.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, I'm looking at his photo right now. This is
his mugshot, so it is a he Alexander Paul Robertson Lewis.
That's a lot of words, age thirty two of thirteen. Well,
I don't want to give about his address. Arrested charged
on September nineteenth, disturbing school's malicious injury to property and
I can see.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
The probably got to pick up the medical tap for
the kids. They had to go to the emergency room.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Now, the first comment is from some young lady named
Tiffany Clark. Does it say she works at No she
went to Cursley High School. Tiffany Clark's comment on the
Facebook posting from the police department says, quote, I'm reading
from Tiffany. Now this is fart spray people. It's supposed

(21:52):
to be for hajas and tehees. People need to take
the bananas out of the crack of their butts.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
We're got to reach out to Tiffany to get an
explanation on the comment. She and her profile says I
work at Stalker. I know, so she's a stalker. What
the hell's happening in Florence. That might be a hot
topic tomorrow. What the Hell's happened in Florence?

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Jennifer Perry. Jennifer Perry, who commented from Florence, also says
this is gives credence to the mother that spoke up
at the school board meeting the other night demanding answers
as to why her son's asthma was acting up.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Oh my god, look at this. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Now, now, Brandy, I mean, these are all women, Brandy says,
are you serious? Let him have some fun. The kids
are probably having a great laugh. This is one of
the best pranks ever. They're in the emergency room. They
can't breathe hard to laugh when you can't.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Now, we got to get all the dutt work cleaned.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Oh my gosh, I hope this if Ryan is the
first guy, I hope you got this on TikTok. This
is gonna be comedy.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Gold comedy of the expense of others. What was what
was your greatest moment when you got great comedy out
of expensive others? All right, so we can take on
all that. By the way, the number to call for
the mystery tickets is Ato three nine seven eight nine
two six seven eight oh three nine seven eight w
seis you'll win the tickets at six thirty, and then
you'll eagerly you're, you're, and I'll see you tremble with

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anticipation for the ten o'clock announcement as to who your
tickets and what concert you will be attending that's coming
up tomorrow in the morning rush