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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nash, how are you tomorrow show? Today? Tomorrow's
the last day. If I remember, I need to look
at my calendar. Yes, there's not thirty one days in September,
there's thirty. Tomorrow's the last day of September and October's coming. Brother.
I can tell by the skeletons that are popping. Is
it my imagination or maybe just my neighborhood, But are
(00:22):
skeletons more prominent than the Halloween decorations around your house?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I honestly haven't seen any Halloween decorations.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yow, they are everywhere. And the dog skeletons, I haven't
seen them. I'm like, they're coming out with new skeletons
all over the place, and now they got bigger ones.
It looks like the skeleton that's coming out of the
ground in one of the yards. His head's about I'm
gonna guess five feet in diameter. He looks like a
giant skeleton's coming out of the ground.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Maybe this week we can talk about people decorating your
homes for Halloween. I maybe I'm a little too hardcore,
but I don't like it. And when you start going
with like, uh, skeletons and witches and and that sort
of thing. I mean, you're literally calling in the demonic
(01:14):
crew if you want to go with, you know, Snoopy
in a mask. That's different.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Sally was saying yesterday, remember when we were kids, we
only had that little We only have one skeleton typically
in the decorations, and it was like a paper it's
the paper one. Yeah. Now these are like three d Fully,
I'm on the Why don't we have the robotic skeletons
they walk around the yard.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Why don't we have the AI skeletons that can go
trick or treating for my kids? Yes, I sit in
the car, I send up an AI you know, witch
to knock on your door, and that's coming and then
bring me the candy back.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It's gonna be very popular when it only gets available,
so you can order that old Amazon. Ah.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Well, you know, then you and I as we recall
what it was like having those skeletons, I can use
tomorrow's word of the day. So what you're talking about,
anterior is the word of the day, and what does
that mean? We get you the tickets to go see
Eric Church two shows one April third at the Bonse
(02:18):
Curse Center in Greenville or the month earlier. You can
see them. If you can't wait till April, you can
see them on March seventh at the North Charleston Coliseum.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Is this I in or ian A N A N anterior?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I have no idea anterior. Sometimes, if you were to
use it talking about your body, you would talk about
the front of your body, you would talk about like
the vessels or anterior to the heart that are in
front of the heart got you. But that's not what we're.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Using it for.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
We're using it more for to describe time earlier in time.
So you know there was a b C which was
in to Christ. There's ah if let's see there was
a time anterior to Saturday night. No one had thrown
(03:11):
a ball at Leonora Seller's grandfather. Okay, that was anterior nat.
We'll come in handy when.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
We have all of our sc two to fifty discussions.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
That's all anterior. All those discussions are interior. Yes, the
Revolutionary War was long before any other war in America
couldn't have a war. So you had a country. You
needed a country to have your own war.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
We kicked it off in grand style, that's for damn sure.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
We went big. We said, we're taking on the biggest,
baddest military on the planet.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
At the time, and I'm learning more about SC two
to fifty. I didn't even know, for instance, that where
there were tea parties not as well publicized. There were
tea parties in both Charleston and Bufort prior to the
Boston tea party.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
As we've always heard, Jonathan, there is a Northeast bias.
Even then Boston, New York got must Charleston.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
The y'all hear what they did down in South Carolina.
They threw tea into harbor. Oh that's cool, what a
great idea. Let's do that. Then they stole it.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
From us, like the Apple. Jonathan taught me that they
stole the Big Apple.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
They did named New York after dance clod right right
down there by Arsenal Hill, the Big Apple.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
They said, what can we name our city? What about
what we name it after a dance hall in Columbia,
South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
That's what happened. Way, if you want.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Try to prove me wrong anyway, anteriors are what are
talking about? Word of the day answer is there for
you On the morning rest blog. Tickets will be going
up around six thirty tomorrow morning is when we play
the game. What else do we got going on?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Jonathan?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I posted this on the Morning Rest blog just basically
out of shock. People sell all kinds of stuff, but
I can you not believe this? In China right now
there are people selling their fingernail clippings.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Oh my god, you mean I just missed out on
an opportunity. I clip my fingernails on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Well, you're gonna want to collect them. I don't know
what the dollar or two?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
What is it? The yen?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't know what the dollar to yen ratio is. Okay,
but this woman gets twenty one dollars. But the twenty
one dollars is for two pounds of fingernail clips.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Who's pounds? Yes? How many fingernails do we anticipate that?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Now?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
These are different? These are well, a guy, I don't
know anything about female finger clippings because I know they
put on those fake fingernails, so I guess they probably
clip them at about the same length we clip hours.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Well, the woman being interviewed in this story here says
these are all her own fingernail clippings that she has
collected since she was a child. Oh my, and she
decided to sell them because they're going for big money
these days.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
And the reason why again is how much.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Twenty one dollars okay for two pounds of clippings? Okay,
I think she makes like twenty one dollars a year
of this woman, so she made her annual salary selling
all her fingernail clippings. What are they doing with it?
According to this, it's for traditional Chinese medicine. Ooh, and
I don't know how they use it, but it says
that they use your fingernail clippings to treat stomach aches
(06:23):
and tonsilitis. I don't have no idea what that means,
but they say that these are these are going quick.
Each adult grows one hundred grams of fingernails per year,
so it's becoming very difficult for them to keep up
with the demand for more fingernail clippings. Perhaps you and
(06:44):
I could start marketing our fingernail clippings.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Can you imagine Sally final, like like six months into it,
Sally files like a ziplop bag, right, so my top
dresser drawer where I'll keep my socks, and she goes,
what is this? It says fingernail clippings. It's gross.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Hell, yeah, it is.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Wow, I sell them what I'm selling my fingernail clippings.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Do you have an only fans account? Now, it does
point out at the end of the story, however, the
Chinese companies only accept fingernail clippings. They do not want toenails.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I didn't realize there was a difference in the chemical makeup.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I don't believe there is. But they believe there is. Oh,
and that's all that matters. So what do they believe?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Now, you got to fulfill what the customer wants.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I haven't even read this entire story, Jonathan, but I
just clicked on the headline of it. I was unaware
of this article. Perhaps you knew about it. I guess
it got a lot of attention shortly after the assassination
of Charlie Kirk. But there is a magazine that, like
a week before he died, wrote an article, or there
(07:57):
was an article published, I should say, call we paid
Etsy Witches to curse Charlie Kirk, and then that was
published excuse me, two days before he died. The name
of the magazine is Jezebel, So you got the Jezebel magazine,
which I think some people know is a biblical reference
(08:19):
to a type of spirit. And Jezebel a subscription of
Jezebel magazine. Jezebel published the article. Now the woman involved
the Etsy, I guess you can go on Etsy and
buy about anything. Apparently you can buy curses off witches.
Her name is Priestess Lilian, and she says that she
(08:43):
acknowledged that she's the witch who cast the spell. She
also acknowledges the emotional toll that this would have on
Erica Kirk, along with anybody else who loved Charlie Kirk.
And she says, I regret any distress that when experienced.
What we do is done based on an impartial perspective
(09:06):
and at a professional level. We respect the widow's feelings.
I broke them a private conversation if she would like
to have her concerns addressed.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Nothing personal, it's just all prof Our.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Spells are simply spiritual in nature. We do not perform
any actions that are ever intended to cause any physical harm.
Do you think that the Etsy witch had anything to
do with the untimely demise of Charlie Kirk? Johnathan, No, No,
So then just let them off the hook. It's just
(09:37):
I mean, it just happened to be bad timing.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Do I think there are other activities she's involved with
that probably need to be investigated? Yes? Oh really yes?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Like what with that?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Anybody who sets up shop to sell curses is probably
doing all kinds of bad things.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Spiritual level or are you talking about at a physical
like this in this realm both, not the spiritual realm
but the natural.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I don't have a court in the spiritual realm that
I have a year or two. She will answer to
that later, But here in earthly realm, Yeah, she's she's
doing some stuff she ought not be doing.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
So here on the earth now, we just got to
find out what it is. Interesting.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
And I'm not even a huge cat fan, but I
think that she's probably.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
You're just throwing cats in as a possibility. That's quite
the accusation. Your throwing.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
A cat wrack in an Amazon box. You can feel
it in there. It comes as a cat with it
with some kind of incantation. If your neighbor gets it.
If the box comes to your house instead of your
neighbor's house, you pick it up, there's a cat in there.
Don't deliver it no, take to the authorities.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
And check the return address. It could be an Etsy witch.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yes, sick.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Would you feel bad if you were the Etsy Witch?
She doesn't seem to feel bad. She's like, what do
I do? I put a curse on Charlie Kurk.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
This business just business.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Got to get paid somehow. Who's paying my bills? Finally, Jonathan,
is this a guy? I believe this is a guy.
Hang on a second, I think his name. Well, I
won't say his name. That would be in bad form
because we'd like to keep the Morning restI regulars.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
We do not mention names in this podcast.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
All right, So let's read his email. My boss told
the company we're all going full time remote. I have
been hybrid since COVID, maybe once a week or so
I was going in, but now I'm full time, forever remote.
And the thing is, my girlfriend told me, Hey, now
that I know you're going to be home full time,
(12:01):
why don't you start doing stuff more around the house,
like the laundry, the dishes, that sort of thing. Because
since you're going to be home, you'll have more access
to it than I would.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
And you'd be here anyway. You can start a load
of clothes and go back and do your conference call.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I told her I'm not good at multitasking, and I'm
trying to explain to her that i need to focus
on my job and then maybe if I'm not too
bushed at the end of the day, in the evenings
or the weekends, I can do more around the house.
But I'm trying to let her know that during those
hours between eight and five, I'm not doing housework.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I'm my aid by my employer to stay focused on
my job. That's the only angle you got.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Now, you took smoke breaks before those are fifteen minute breaks.
You get an hour for lunch. I'm not asking you
to drive home. I'm asking you to on your lunch break,
while you're eating your sandwich, put it in the Lord
of laundry.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, I mean gonna. He's got to bite the bullet
on this one.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
He is going to have to do more.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Well, totally.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Oh gonna come home.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Oh you think you're gonna be able to come home
and say, well, you were right there in the I
can hear it right now. You're right there in the
Florida room. You know, damn goodwill you took time even
for a lunch break. You could have started the clothes
at the beginning of the lunch break and then put
him in the dryer at the end of the lunch break.
And you could have And now the dishes aren't even
in the dishwasher, they're in the sink. So you're actually
(13:39):
creating more work by working at home.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
So Jonathan Rush turned on the dude. What about the bros.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I'm just saying, you got no way out. You got
one way out, brother.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
You got to break up with her now. Now you
got to break up with her and live in the
stench that you create.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
You can't go back to that. You're gonna go back
to that one bedroom apartment or one remember how many
damn remember how many day on pizza boxes were starting
in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Maybe some guy will, some guy or gal can come
to his defense tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
You cook.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
You're working from home? You know you don't. You don't
do her work or anybody else's work, do you when
you're at work, like you're supposed to not be doing
personal banking? True, you're not supposed to be checking your
Facebook and your Instagram. We got an email update on
that the other day. Stop it. Stop looking at your
Instagram and social media is now it's funny that they
(14:42):
tell us that we can't look at them, but we're
supposed to post on them.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, that didn't apply to you and me.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Oh man, all right, well we got those things and
more tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Well, I can't ask that question on this podcast because
I just overheard a conversation in the hallway. But we
won't get in all that. That's I heard corporate business.
We don't mention that here. Oh we don't. No, I'm not,
you can't, but I'm not. All right, Okay, Now tomorrow,
what's going on in your neighborhood? We should be talking
about you got you already got one of these associations
(15:15):
set up here with the person at home is doing
the work remotely, also has things to do at the house.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I mean, it just seems weird that if we had
already divvied up the chores in a certain way, I mean,
the life changes, yeah, but I'm saying the only thing
that changes I'm now working from home, not the amount
of hours that I'm working.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
This is gonna be good because now we're going to
get in your bees wax. We're going to open up
your bees wax and jump in at feet first tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Like we thought it was fine. Like the way we
handle things at our house, mostly I handle the outdoors,
mostly Angela handles the indoors. So if there's a problem
with a bush, a tree, there's an ant hills, there's
whatever going on on the outside, that's a Kelly problem.
If the kitchen's not cleaned, the laundry's not being done, whatever,
(16:04):
that's an Angelo problem. And that's the way we divved
it up. Now, if what if things changed and they
you know a lot of DJs do their work from
home now, I'd say the majority of them are doing
their work from home now. So what if they just said, well, Kelly,
we want you to work from the house. Now, we're
paying for the studio to be in your house, you
do it from there? Would you nothing else has changed?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
But now I got to do the outside, and I
gotta do the inside, and I gotta do the hundry,
I and I gotta do the why just because I'm there?
That doesn't seem fair, Jonathan.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Oh, we're going to go out to fairness.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Doesn't seem fair, doesn't seem.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Right now, We're really gonna big on getting everybody's beeswax tomorrow. Hey,
all right, we can talk about that. What else is
going on? You know how to reach out to us
on social media. You can also email us. I'm rushing
ninety seven to five WCS dot com.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Don't email me your Etsy witch curse now ninety seven
five to be so stock coom.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah, do not send us a cat in the fed Ex.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Don't want that either.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
No, we're not planning any enough cats around here. I
can tell you this one of the reasons why I
was just I'll say, I'll share this with you and
then we'll zip it. One of the reasons why I
was so excited. And Kelly can tell you the day
that we were first sent home for COVID, I was scrambling.
I scrambled for and it was an answered prayer that
(17:26):
actually allowed us to continue to come into the studio
because I wouldn't have even recognized that had the Lord
not tap me on the shoulder and said, hey, look
at that. But when we were having to work out
our out of our homes, well, when I had to
work for ten days because I had COVID positive test,
that was the longest ten days ever. Yeah, it's not
(17:49):
fun working from your home it's not for my personality.
I can't handle it.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
No. You look, you don't even get enough coming to work.
You've got to go to the grocery store. You've got
to be in public. You've got to see people. You've
got to interact with adults. That's your I was.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Up Saturday morning at six going to get my cup
of coffee. Got to get out and get out in it.
I'm talking to somebody, you like.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I believe, and I don't know this to be true,
but I believe I would be okay, not thrilled, but
okay if I was given solitary confinement in prison, Like
I feel like if they were just if they were
gonna provide me with a book a day to read
or something like that and I can just sit there
all by myself, I feel like I'd be okay. Not
Jonathan Rush. Jonathan Rush would be like, you've got to
send somebody to talk to me.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Now. You're gonna figure out a way to get me
in the electric chair now, or I'm gonna keep shoving
my tongue in this one ten outlet over her.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
The poor prison guard that comes by to give you your
meal or whatever.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Hey, brother, talk to me right, what's you going over?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
What do you think about this, that and the other thing.
I'm not allowed to talk to you.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Oh and tomorrow morning you're ready to win. You use
the same number when you want to chit chat at
say No. Three nine eight nine two six seven eight
h three nine seven eight w cos tomorrow in the morning,
mrsh
Hello, Kelly Nash, how are you tomorrow show? Today? Tomorrow's
the last day. If I remember, I need to look
at my calendar. Yes, there's not thirty one days in September,
there's thirty. Tomorrow's the last day of September and October's coming. Brother.
I can tell by the skeletons that are popping. Is
it my imagination or maybe just my neighborhood, But are
(00:22):
skeletons more prominent than the Halloween decorations around your house?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I honestly haven't seen any Halloween decorations.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yow, they are everywhere. And the dog skeletons, I haven't
seen them. I'm like, they're coming out with new skeletons
all over the place, and now they got bigger ones.
It looks like the skeleton that's coming out of the
ground in one of the yards. His head's about I'm
gonna guess five feet in diameter. He looks like a
giant skeleton's coming out of the ground.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Maybe this week we can talk about people decorating your
homes for Halloween. I maybe I'm a little too hardcore,
but I don't like it. And when you start going
with like, uh, skeletons and witches and and that sort
of thing. I mean, you're literally calling in the demonic
(01:14):
crew if you want to go with, you know, Snoopy
in a mask. That's different.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Sally was saying yesterday, remember when we were kids, we
only had that little We only have one skeleton typically
in the decorations, and it was like a paper it's
the paper one. Yeah. Now these are like three d Fully,
I'm on the Why don't we have the robotic skeletons
they walk around the yard.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Why don't we have the AI skeletons that can go
trick or treating for my kids? Yes, I sit in
the car, I send up an AI you know, witch
to knock on your door, and that's coming and then
bring me the candy back.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It's gonna be very popular when it only gets available,
so you can order that old Amazon. Ah.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Well, you know, then you and I as we recall
what it was like having those skeletons, I can use
tomorrow's word of the day. So what you're talking about,
anterior is the word of the day, and what does
that mean? We get you the tickets to go see
Eric Church two shows one April third at the Bonse
(02:18):
Curse Center in Greenville or the month earlier. You can
see them. If you can't wait till April, you can
see them on March seventh at the North Charleston Coliseum.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Is this I in or ian A N A N anterior?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I have no idea anterior. Sometimes, if you were to
use it talking about your body, you would talk about
the front of your body, you would talk about like
the vessels or anterior to the heart that are in
front of the heart got you. But that's not what we're.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Using it for.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
We're using it more for to describe time earlier in time.
So you know there was a b C which was
in to Christ. There's ah if let's see there was
a time anterior to Saturday night. No one had thrown
(03:11):
a ball at Leonora Seller's grandfather. Okay, that was anterior nat.
We'll come in handy when.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
We have all of our sc two to fifty discussions.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
That's all anterior. All those discussions are interior. Yes, the
Revolutionary War was long before any other war in America
couldn't have a war. So you had a country. You
needed a country to have your own war.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
We kicked it off in grand style, that's for damn sure.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
We went big. We said, we're taking on the biggest,
baddest military on the planet.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
At the time, and I'm learning more about SC two
to fifty. I didn't even know, for instance, that where
there were tea parties not as well publicized. There were
tea parties in both Charleston and Bufort prior to the
Boston tea party.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
As we've always heard, Jonathan, there is a Northeast bias.
Even then Boston, New York got must Charleston.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
The y'all hear what they did down in South Carolina.
They threw tea into harbor. Oh that's cool, what a
great idea. Let's do that. Then they stole it.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
From us, like the Apple. Jonathan taught me that they
stole the Big Apple.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
They did named New York after dance clod right right
down there by Arsenal Hill, the Big Apple.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
They said, what can we name our city? What about
what we name it after a dance hall in Columbia,
South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
That's what happened. Way, if you want.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Try to prove me wrong anyway, anteriors are what are
talking about? Word of the day answer is there for
you On the morning rest blog. Tickets will be going
up around six thirty tomorrow morning is when we play
the game. What else do we got going on?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Jonathan?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I posted this on the Morning Rest blog just basically
out of shock. People sell all kinds of stuff, but
I can you not believe this? In China right now
there are people selling their fingernail clippings.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Oh my god, you mean I just missed out on
an opportunity. I clip my fingernails on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Well, you're gonna want to collect them. I don't know
what the dollar or two?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
What is it? The yen?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't know what the dollar to yen ratio is. Okay,
but this woman gets twenty one dollars. But the twenty
one dollars is for two pounds of fingernail clips.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Who's pounds? Yes? How many fingernails do we anticipate that?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Now?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
These are different? These are well, a guy, I don't
know anything about female finger clippings because I know they
put on those fake fingernails, so I guess they probably
clip them at about the same length we clip hours.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Well, the woman being interviewed in this story here says
these are all her own fingernail clippings that she has
collected since she was a child. Oh my, and she
decided to sell them because they're going for big money
these days.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
And the reason why again is how much.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Twenty one dollars okay for two pounds of clippings? Okay,
I think she makes like twenty one dollars a year
of this woman, so she made her annual salary selling
all her fingernail clippings. What are they doing with it?
According to this, it's for traditional Chinese medicine. Ooh, and
I don't know how they use it, but it says
that they use your fingernail clippings to treat stomach aches
(06:23):
and tonsilitis. I don't have no idea what that means,
but they say that these are these are going quick.
Each adult grows one hundred grams of fingernails per year,
so it's becoming very difficult for them to keep up
with the demand for more fingernail clippings. Perhaps you and
(06:44):
I could start marketing our fingernail clippings.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Can you imagine Sally final, like like six months into it,
Sally files like a ziplop bag, right, so my top
dresser drawer where I'll keep my socks, and she goes,
what is this? It says fingernail clippings. It's gross.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Hell, yeah, it is.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Wow, I sell them what I'm selling my fingernail clippings.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Do you have an only fans account? Now, it does
point out at the end of the story, however, the
Chinese companies only accept fingernail clippings. They do not want toenails.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I didn't realize there was a difference in the chemical makeup.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I don't believe there is. But they believe there is. Oh,
and that's all that matters. So what do they believe?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Now, you got to fulfill what the customer wants.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I haven't even read this entire story, Jonathan, but I
just clicked on the headline of it. I was unaware
of this article. Perhaps you knew about it. I guess
it got a lot of attention shortly after the assassination
of Charlie Kirk. But there is a magazine that, like
a week before he died, wrote an article, or there
(07:57):
was an article published, I should say, call we paid
Etsy Witches to curse Charlie Kirk, and then that was
published excuse me, two days before he died. The name
of the magazine is Jezebel, So you got the Jezebel magazine,
which I think some people know is a biblical reference
(08:19):
to a type of spirit. And Jezebel a subscription of
Jezebel magazine. Jezebel published the article. Now the woman involved
the Etsy, I guess you can go on Etsy and
buy about anything. Apparently you can buy curses off witches.
Her name is Priestess Lilian, and she says that she
(08:43):
acknowledged that she's the witch who cast the spell. She
also acknowledges the emotional toll that this would have on
Erica Kirk, along with anybody else who loved Charlie Kirk.
And she says, I regret any distress that when experienced.
What we do is done based on an impartial perspective
(09:06):
and at a professional level. We respect the widow's feelings.
I broke them a private conversation if she would like
to have her concerns addressed.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Nothing personal, it's just all prof Our.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Spells are simply spiritual in nature. We do not perform
any actions that are ever intended to cause any physical harm.
Do you think that the Etsy witch had anything to
do with the untimely demise of Charlie Kirk? Johnathan, No, No,
So then just let them off the hook. It's just
(09:37):
I mean, it just happened to be bad timing.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Do I think there are other activities she's involved with
that probably need to be investigated? Yes? Oh really yes?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Like what with that?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Anybody who sets up shop to sell curses is probably
doing all kinds of bad things.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Spiritual level or are you talking about at a physical
like this in this realm both, not the spiritual realm
but the natural.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I don't have a court in the spiritual realm that
I have a year or two. She will answer to
that later, But here in earthly realm, Yeah, she's she's
doing some stuff she ought not be doing.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
So here on the earth now, we just got to
find out what it is. Interesting.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
And I'm not even a huge cat fan, but I
think that she's probably.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
You're just throwing cats in as a possibility. That's quite
the accusation. Your throwing.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
A cat wrack in an Amazon box. You can feel
it in there. It comes as a cat with it
with some kind of incantation. If your neighbor gets it.
If the box comes to your house instead of your
neighbor's house, you pick it up, there's a cat in there.
Don't deliver it no, take to the authorities.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
And check the return address. It could be an Etsy witch.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yes, sick.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Would you feel bad if you were the Etsy Witch?
She doesn't seem to feel bad. She's like, what do
I do? I put a curse on Charlie Kurk.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
This business just business.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Got to get paid somehow. Who's paying my bills? Finally, Jonathan,
is this a guy? I believe this is a guy.
Hang on a second, I think his name. Well, I
won't say his name. That would be in bad form
because we'd like to keep the Morning restI regulars.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
We do not mention names in this podcast.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
All right, So let's read his email. My boss told
the company we're all going full time remote. I have
been hybrid since COVID, maybe once a week or so
I was going in, but now I'm full time, forever remote.
And the thing is, my girlfriend told me, Hey, now
that I know you're going to be home full time,
(12:01):
why don't you start doing stuff more around the house,
like the laundry, the dishes, that sort of thing. Because
since you're going to be home, you'll have more access
to it than I would.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
And you'd be here anyway. You can start a load
of clothes and go back and do your conference call.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I told her I'm not good at multitasking, and I'm
trying to explain to her that i need to focus
on my job and then maybe if I'm not too
bushed at the end of the day, in the evenings
or the weekends, I can do more around the house.
But I'm trying to let her know that during those
hours between eight and five, I'm not doing housework.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I'm my aid by my employer to stay focused on
my job. That's the only angle you got.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Now, you took smoke breaks before those are fifteen minute breaks.
You get an hour for lunch. I'm not asking you
to drive home. I'm asking you to on your lunch break,
while you're eating your sandwich, put it in the Lord
of laundry.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, I mean gonna. He's got to bite the bullet
on this one.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
He is going to have to do more.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Well, totally.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Oh gonna come home.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Oh you think you're gonna be able to come home
and say, well, you were right there in the I
can hear it right now. You're right there in the
Florida room. You know, damn goodwill you took time even
for a lunch break. You could have started the clothes
at the beginning of the lunch break and then put
him in the dryer at the end of the lunch break.
And you could have And now the dishes aren't even
in the dishwasher, they're in the sink. So you're actually
(13:39):
creating more work by working at home.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
So Jonathan Rush turned on the dude. What about the bros.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I'm just saying, you got no way out. You got
one way out, brother.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
You got to break up with her now. Now you
got to break up with her and live in the
stench that you create.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
You can't go back to that. You're gonna go back
to that one bedroom apartment or one remember how many
damn remember how many day on pizza boxes were starting
in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Maybe some guy will, some guy or gal can come
to his defense tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
You cook.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
You're working from home? You know you don't. You don't
do her work or anybody else's work, do you when
you're at work, like you're supposed to not be doing
personal banking? True, you're not supposed to be checking your
Facebook and your Instagram. We got an email update on
that the other day. Stop it. Stop looking at your
Instagram and social media is now it's funny that they
(14:42):
tell us that we can't look at them, but we're
supposed to post on them.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, that didn't apply to you and me.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Oh man, all right, well we got those things and
more tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Well, I can't ask that question on this podcast because
I just overheard a conversation in the hallway. But we
won't get in all that. That's I heard corporate business.
We don't mention that here. Oh we don't. No, I'm not,
you can't, but I'm not. All right, Okay, Now tomorrow,
what's going on in your neighborhood? We should be talking
about you got you already got one of these associations
(15:15):
set up here with the person at home is doing
the work remotely, also has things to do at the house.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I mean, it just seems weird that if we had
already divvied up the chores in a certain way, I mean,
the life changes, yeah, but I'm saying the only thing
that changes I'm now working from home, not the amount
of hours that I'm working.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
This is gonna be good because now we're going to
get in your bees wax. We're going to open up
your bees wax and jump in at feet first tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Like we thought it was fine. Like the way we
handle things at our house, mostly I handle the outdoors,
mostly Angela handles the indoors. So if there's a problem
with a bush, a tree, there's an ant hills, there's
whatever going on on the outside, that's a Kelly problem.
If the kitchen's not cleaned, the laundry's not being done, whatever,
(16:04):
that's an Angelo problem. And that's the way we divved
it up. Now, if what if things changed and they
you know a lot of DJs do their work from
home now, I'd say the majority of them are doing
their work from home now. So what if they just said, well, Kelly,
we want you to work from the house. Now, we're
paying for the studio to be in your house, you
do it from there? Would you nothing else has changed?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
But now I got to do the outside, and I
gotta do the inside, and I gotta do the hundry,
I and I gotta do the why just because I'm there?
That doesn't seem fair, Jonathan.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Oh, we're going to go out to fairness.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Doesn't seem fair, doesn't seem.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Right now, We're really gonna big on getting everybody's beeswax tomorrow. Hey,
all right, we can talk about that. What else is
going on? You know how to reach out to us
on social media. You can also email us. I'm rushing
ninety seven to five WCS dot com.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Don't email me your Etsy witch curse now ninety seven
five to be so stock coom.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah, do not send us a cat in the fed Ex.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Don't want that either.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
No, we're not planning any enough cats around here. I
can tell you this one of the reasons why I
was just I'll say, I'll share this with you and
then we'll zip it. One of the reasons why I
was so excited. And Kelly can tell you the day
that we were first sent home for COVID, I was scrambling.
I scrambled for and it was an answered prayer that
(17:26):
actually allowed us to continue to come into the studio
because I wouldn't have even recognized that had the Lord
not tap me on the shoulder and said, hey, look
at that. But when we were having to work out
our out of our homes, well, when I had to
work for ten days because I had COVID positive test,
that was the longest ten days ever. Yeah, it's not
(17:49):
fun working from your home it's not for my personality.
I can't handle it.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
No. You look, you don't even get enough coming to work.
You've got to go to the grocery store. You've got
to be in public. You've got to see people. You've
got to interact with adults. That's your I was.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Up Saturday morning at six going to get my cup
of coffee. Got to get out and get out in it.
I'm talking to somebody, you like.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I believe, and I don't know this to be true,
but I believe I would be okay, not thrilled, but
okay if I was given solitary confinement in prison, Like
I feel like if they were just if they were
gonna provide me with a book a day to read
or something like that and I can just sit there
all by myself, I feel like I'd be okay. Not
Jonathan Rush. Jonathan Rush would be like, you've got to
send somebody to talk to me.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Now. You're gonna figure out a way to get me
in the electric chair now, or I'm gonna keep shoving
my tongue in this one ten outlet over her.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
The poor prison guard that comes by to give you your
meal or whatever.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Hey, brother, talk to me right, what's you going over?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
What do you think about this, that and the other thing.
I'm not allowed to talk to you.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Oh and tomorrow morning you're ready to win. You use
the same number when you want to chit chat at
say No. Three nine eight nine two six seven eight
h three nine seven eight w cos tomorrow in the morning,
mrsh
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