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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nash. Tomorrow show Today, Tomorrow's Thursday, one week
away from the South Carolina State Fair. Kelly's gonna be
eating ball peanuts on the opening day.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Well, that's right. When is that again?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
That is Thursday the eighth, that's a week from tomorrow. Yeah,
and I've got it. You're going to get an email
from me today, So listening information about you because I
know nothing about you, so I'll need to have some
information for your introduction. Well, working on those today.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
He's chronically follically challenged, and I hurt media employee and
came in dead last. And last year's boiled peanut eating contest.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
The al last year in this competition.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Picking up the rear. That's what he does.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
He's a empty shell of a man who can't see
him to come up with an empty peanuts shell, I
might put that in the intro.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
And unless you get somebody, some new competitors, I don't
see myself jumping up much.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
So I can. And this time I'm gotta I gotta
go over to Cromers. I can't do it today, I
gotta do it tomorrow. I got a big costume week
coming up here. I got to get my what do
you call those hats that that guy wears like at
the Nathan's hot Dog getting competition, the red, white and
blue hat.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I think it's called a bowler hat, is that right?
What do they call the bowler hat? Bowler hat? I
think that might be what they call it. It's like
a flat brim Carnival barkers can't wear them, Yes, they
used to. They were popular at the Bisentennial Parade in
nineteen seventy six. I remember that.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I think I'm gonna wear that with an electric blue
sport coat, okay, okay, and and some fair trousers. You
know what fair trousers are.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I guess they're baggy.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, no, it's a pair of khakis that you've arned
well for a while. Because if you sit down to
have like your Daily's hot dog, you don't know what
you're gonna sit in. You could sit and mustard. You
don't know what kind of muck you'll be sitting in
over there. Okay, So I'll have that ready for one
week from tomorrow at the South Carolina State Join us
if you will, and the opening day of this South
A lot of people like to go on the opening day,
(02:05):
first in first in Brother and new win tickets right
now on the contest page.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Makes you very braggadocious that you win, and if you
sign up to win, like you said at ninety seven
five w shows dot com or beginning Monday, we're going
to be giving them away on the morning rush. Uh.
And they're called the Harvest Bundle, which is four tickets
and then two ride vouchers.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
So I guess harvest has come in, brother.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I guess they call it the Harvest bundle because what
you got the two kids and the two parents, and
the parents probably don't ride the rides.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That's right. And we got h it's the theme for
this year of South Carolina State figure. It's at harvest time.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Oh, I hadn't looked at it.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yes, Yes, it's something to do with harvest, all right,
So we got that coming down.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well, yeah, until we get to there, we're still giving
away Eric Church concert tickets on the morning Rush. And
again it's the two shows. He's got the one happening Friday,
April third in Greenville. He's got the other one happening Saturday,
March seventh in Charleston. Both of them have Ashley McBride
were told it's the free the machine tour.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Now, I do not look prior to Kelly giving us
the word for some persons who asked me the other day,
do you look at the word first? No, I do not.
And Kelly says, this is like a seventeen syllable word,
so chances are I've never used it unless there's super
califragilistic expladocious.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
If only it was that short.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You know the word of the day for what you're
talking about. Flokaoka nahila, paphilication, flocka acahilla, nambhilification.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yes, this is an Indian word, and I know this
because I grew up on the tribal grounds of the
Saluta Indians, Okay. And it is the naming of a child.
And the folklore has it that after the child is born,
which is in a tepee, then they lift. If it's
(04:02):
a boy, they lift the right side of the tp.
If it's a girl, they lift the left and the
first thing they see is what they named the child.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
And that entire act is called flokannock and hillipification.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yes, and I know this because I went to a
school with a Native American whose name was two dogs screwing.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
That's an unusual movie.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
That is the longest walk up to one of the
oldest Indian punchlines known in joke history.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
A the fluck and nucle hippenlification actually means the action
of estimating something as worthless. Oh, your contributions to this
project have been fluckin'ill epifilication.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Well, I think I became a microcosm of that exact word,
and you can use it tomorrow to wheale tickets for
Eric Church. It just rolls right off the ton and
tomorrow when I ask your name, give me your native
American name?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
How do I find that? Is there like a thing
on like like I need to.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Have a Native American name generator?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, Like remember you get your porn star name by
It was like the street you grew up on your
grandmother's secret recipe or something. So it was like cookie, oh,
deer Lane or something like that. Anyway, Yes, six point
thirty tomorrow morning on that and you mentioned in your
(05:34):
explanation as to what the word you thought might mean
you named, you used the phrase name the baby. Yes,
I read this story and I put it up on
the morning rest block so you can read more about
it and see the video of the interview with the
with the individual themselves. Taylor Humphrey is a young lady.
(05:54):
Taylor lives in San Francisco, where obviously there's too many
people with way too much money on their hands. They
don't know what to do with themselves. So Taylor has
created a niche for herself. She is what she likes
to call a name nerd, and Taylor is now licensed
(06:16):
herself out as a professional baby namer.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Wow, if you.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Would like Taylor, you can pay as little as two
hundred dollars. Now, for two hundred dollars, you don't get
a whole lot. If you just want that, She'll give
you the meaning, origin, spelling, variations, the popularity, history, and
the vibes of five names that she thinks would fit
your kid. That's two hundred dollars. However, she says that
(06:47):
her number one package is the VIP package. This includes
identifying a unique name aesthetic, the baby name branding, getting
a genealogist to come up with the list of names
from parts of their own family tree. And this service
(07:09):
is ten thousand dollars per child.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Wow, don cost that much to go into genealogy and
I can just you know, look through the family tree
for myself.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
But then you wouldn't have Taylor telling you.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Gotcha what it means.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
And also identifying the vibes. You're not qualified, Oh no,
not to distinguish the vibes of a name like what
vibe is tailor providing probably something simple like Taylor Swift.
And so that shows that you're not able. You're not
capable of naming your own child. The fact that you
can produce a child doesn't mean that you're actually capable
(07:46):
of naming the child. You need to pay ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Comes to the hospital and she gets around the aura
of the child and then uses that as she discerns
what would be the perfect name? Is it? The baby's
communicating with her.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I actually don't believe Taylor ever meets the child.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
We do a zoom or how does she get the
aura of the vibe?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
She doesn't get the area of the baby. No, she
talks to the parents. I guess she's actually according to Taylor,
she is currently on back order right now because in
twenty twenty one, so for four years, Taylor has not
been able to clean out her backlog. Because in twenty
(08:31):
twenty one, the new Yorker did a profile on her. Oh,
so she's getting literally, in her estimation, hundreds of clients
per month. Wow, that want her to and this is
all around the world.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
It's been enough time thinking about how to separate a
fool from his money.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
So tell me about yourself. Okay, interesting, Now tell me
about your spouse. Very interesting. And what kind of vibe
would you like for the child?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Were you when the child?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
She doesn't care about that. She doesn't care where the
stars were, she doesn't care about the moon. She cares
about what vibe do you want, Jonathan, Jonathan, you want
the vibe of the child to be an athlete? You
want the child to be a movie star. Do you
want the child to be a doctor or a lawyer?
You give me the vibe that you're going for. I
work off vibes. I don't need to see the child
(09:24):
because you know what. She's partially right in the sense
that the child becomes the name. Jesus taught us that
when she said, you're no longer Simon, and he just
starts changing names. When he starts changing names, you become
what he said you are. You become what Taylor says
you are. She has that power. Well, yeah, I don't
have that kind of power. If I did, I'd be
(09:46):
charging somebody ten grand for it. Is there is there
some way that we can verify that Taylor has this power,
because otherwise she had. Maybe she's just making it up.
Maybe she's just making it up. And she says, oh,
the aura of a rock star. You should call him Vlad. Okay,
all right, that's ten thousand dollars. By the way, wow,
ten geez? I would I I mean not that. It
(10:10):
was a great time for me and for Jordan's mom.
We actually argued a little bit about it. But part
of the fun of becoming a parent, I think, is
naming the kid.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, Sally still reminds me that you did not allow
me to name my child what I wanted them. I've
forgotten which one she wanted the name it now, but
her maiden name is Sullivan, and she wanted the name
when Sullivan and call him Sully. That to me sounds
like a dirty diaper Sully. That looks like Lee Sully.
I think it was Lee. She wanted to be Sully
(10:44):
and then you would be I've told you this before.
She wanted the name one of them Kelly, because her
great grandfather was named Kelly Sullivan. She wanted the name
one of them Kelly, and if she was a boy,
it wasn't the boy. So so now we're down to
John or David John.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
So John could have been a Kelly.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
So she got to named David after her family.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Anyway, it would have been weird if his name was Kelly.
And then you're like, which Kelly are we talking about?
So it worked out well. Foresight you had the foresight
to block.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I didn't think either one of our children had the
vibe of.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Oh you you felt the vibe. Maybe you do have
a future. Maybe Taylor is looking for a partner. She
got all this backlog.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I will use the South Carolina Native Indian methodology, and
we figured that one out. Yet. I'll build you build
a teepee out in Solidit County and put in some
Wi Fi, and then you call up and then I
lift either the left side of the tent if it's
a girl, or the right side of it's a boy.
(11:55):
In one name it after the first thing I see.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Now, perhaps you'll be calling people to say elicit their business.
In America, according to this survey, Americans received by far
the most scam calls per month by far, So the
average American will receive about one hundred and five scam
(12:19):
calls a month. Now, now you want to compare that
to like the United Kingdom, they get three hundred and
fifty a year, So we're getting twelve hundred plus a year.
They get three hundred and fifty a year over there.
(12:39):
But you're also getting it on social media.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
So you have to get some text mess now.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Spam messaging on your DMS, spam messaging and your text messages,
scam calls. It's just relentless to the point where you're
now probably receiving over ten thousand attempts to scam.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
You per year, I believe it.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Some are saying maybe the government should do more to
protect us about what about does that still that don't
do not call thing? Does that thing not work?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You know, I've never tried to use that.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Maybe give it a and then say, I'm on the
do not call list.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I keep getting phone calls from Sally, South Carolina, the
town of Yeah, I don't know, well, the phone numbers listed,
it shows up Sally, South Carolina, and it's that person
that keeps trying to sell me the damn car warranty,
and I told him don't ever call again. But that's
not enough. You got to register it somehow.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I guess my my luck must have run out about
twenty twenty, because up till twenty twenty, I was a
very lucky guy. It seemed like every other phone call
I answered started off with a congratulations, you've just woned
all expenses paid crew. Ow I remember that. That seems
to have gone away. My luck is run out. I'm
so sorry to announce that. Jonathan. Finally, on the Morning
(14:11):
Rush tomorrow, one of the things that we can discuss
is this individual who wants to invite his girlfriend to
join him on a trip for Thanksgiving. So obviously we're
tis the season to start. Yeah, we got to start
thinking about that right about now, or maybe heading home.
Let's see what he says here. I've been dating her
(14:31):
about six months. It's really flown by. We're getting to
the point though, where we're tired of just doing regular dates,
you know, inside our own zip code. I really want
to go somewhere with her, like I think that's the
next step. My thought was maybe Mexico. I've been eyeballing
a trip down there around Thanksgiving, and I found some
(14:52):
really sick deals, sick deals that means good sick deals,
and I wanted to invite her, But how do you
bring this up? I mean, my goal is to go
to Mexico with my girlfriend. I pay for myself, she
pays for herself. But you know, is that do you
(15:13):
say that? Is it implied when you say we're going,
we're leaving. I'd like for you to possibly think about
booking a trip to join me. Can you do it?
And I also don't want to put her in a
bad mood by her even inferring negatively that I'm asking
her to pay. I don't ask her to pay for
dinner around here. Yeah, but I think the place they're
(15:37):
probably looking at in Mexico would be I've never been
to Mexico, but anybody I know who's been to Mexico
usually goes to those all inclusive spots. So there will
be no dinner bills, drink bills, any of those things.
Once you pay for it, it's all paid for. Yeah,
so jet skiing, deep sea fishing, whatever they end up
decided to do, there's no opportunity for him to pick
(15:58):
up the tab on anything. Once she pays the whatever
four grand or whatever it is to go for the
week to Mexico.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
This is so awkward. This is why I love it. Look,
I'm planning to go to Mexico.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I really want to go to Mexico.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I'm saying this. Maybe this is the way you present it. Okay, man,
I found a sick deal. I'm going to Mexico. What
week in November? Why don't you book it?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Two?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
And she's going to go. You're going to go to
Mexico all by yourself. Always wanted to go. I'm going
to go scuba diving and some other stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
You're going to the Sandals Resort all by yourself, the
place for lovers fall, the honeymoon.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I guess that'll be going on, but I'll be there.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I guess. I guess people do that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
And the gambling. I like the snorkel and gamble. What
can I tell you?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
With the banking commissioner told I guess people do that
sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I guess they do that sort of thing. I'm sure
that'll be going on. You know, I'm gonna get in
the hot tub and all that's happening. But I'll be
snorkeling and gambling. But there will be couples that maybe
you should think about going. Would you like? I got
a great price on this, only it's only, you know,
twenty three dollars for six six days.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
I don't have that kind of money. But I hope
you have a big time down there.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Snorkeling in the hot tub.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah about yourself. You're trying to get one of your
bros to go. Hey, bro snorkling, you got a heak
off if you want to go to Sandals with me?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah, please tell me if you've ever been snorkling in
the hot tub.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I feel like this has an opportunity to backfire extremely
either way.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Snorkling in the hot tub? I love it? Okay, are good? Hey?
S h I t to you. It'll be so happy.
It's Thursday tomorrow. What you got going on in your neighborhood?
You play on the trip. You're trying to get somebody
to go with you and pay for pay for their
share or you have to come off the hip, as
they say.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
I'll try to pay for my share and been great.
I came up with a great deal. Now you pay
for it.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
The more I think about it, the more I don't
want you to go here. I want to go snorkeling
in the hot tub. Hey, now he's.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
T ting off the hot dive.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
They get your goggles off all fogged up, which kind
of defeats the purpose of snorkeling in the hot tub.
What a weird thought, that was? Whatder If I could
sell those vacation packages.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
The hot tub snorkeling package, It's just like a guided tour.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Get a girl over. You're selling names and thing ran
Come on.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, you get the VIP hot tub tour. Johathan Russe
will take you from hot tub to hot tub.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Hey. You can reach out to us on social media.
You can also email us I am Rushts dot com
or you can email me yet I want to go
hot tub snorkeling at Gmail.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Give it a shot. See if that account is already
being used. I'm nash at ninety seventy five to be
surest dot count.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I am going to google that now, see if it's
already an availability. I bet it is. Hey, the number
to call tomortal when you take us Rarrey Churches Ato
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Hello, Kelly Nash. Tomorrow show Today, Tomorrow's Thursday, one week
away from the South Carolina State Fair. Kelly's gonna be
eating ball peanuts on the opening day.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Well, that's right. When is that again?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
That is Thursday the eighth, that's a week from tomorrow. Yeah,
and I've got it. You're going to get an email
from me today, So listening information about you because I
know nothing about you, so I'll need to have some
information for your introduction. Well, working on those today.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
He's chronically follically challenged, and I hurt media employee and
came in dead last. And last year's boiled peanut eating contest.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
The al last year in this competition.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Picking up the rear. That's what he does.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
He's a empty shell of a man who can't see
him to come up with an empty peanuts shell, I
might put that in the intro.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
And unless you get somebody, some new competitors, I don't
see myself jumping up much.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
So I can. And this time I'm gotta I gotta
go over to Cromers. I can't do it today, I
gotta do it tomorrow. I got a big costume week
coming up here. I got to get my what do
you call those hats that that guy wears like at
the Nathan's hot Dog getting competition, the red, white and
blue hat.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I think it's called a bowler hat, is that right?
What do they call the bowler hat? Bowler hat? I
think that might be what they call it. It's like
a flat brim Carnival barkers can't wear them, Yes, they
used to. They were popular at the Bisentennial Parade in
nineteen seventy six. I remember that.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I think I'm gonna wear that with an electric blue
sport coat, okay, okay, and and some fair trousers. You
know what fair trousers are.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I guess they're baggy.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, no, it's a pair of khakis that you've arned
well for a while. Because if you sit down to
have like your Daily's hot dog, you don't know what
you're gonna sit in. You could sit and mustard. You
don't know what kind of muck you'll be sitting in
over there. Okay, So I'll have that ready for one
week from tomorrow at the South Carolina State Join us
if you will, and the opening day of this South
A lot of people like to go on the opening day,
(02:05):
first in first in Brother and new win tickets right
now on the contest page.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Makes you very braggadocious that you win, and if you
sign up to win, like you said at ninety seven
five w shows dot com or beginning Monday, we're going
to be giving them away on the morning rush. Uh.
And they're called the Harvest Bundle, which is four tickets
and then two ride vouchers.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
So I guess harvest has come in, brother.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I guess they call it the Harvest bundle because what
you got the two kids and the two parents, and
the parents probably don't ride the rides.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That's right. And we got h it's the theme for
this year of South Carolina State figure. It's at harvest time.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Oh, I hadn't looked at it.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yes, Yes, it's something to do with harvest, all right,
So we got that coming down.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well, yeah, until we get to there, we're still giving
away Eric Church concert tickets on the morning Rush. And
again it's the two shows. He's got the one happening Friday,
April third in Greenville. He's got the other one happening Saturday,
March seventh in Charleston. Both of them have Ashley McBride
were told it's the free the machine tour.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Now, I do not look prior to Kelly giving us
the word for some persons who asked me the other day,
do you look at the word first? No, I do not.
And Kelly says, this is like a seventeen syllable word,
so chances are I've never used it unless there's super
califragilistic expladocious.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
If only it was that short.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You know the word of the day for what you're
talking about. Flokaoka nahila, paphilication, flocka acahilla, nambhilification.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yes, this is an Indian word, and I know this
because I grew up on the tribal grounds of the
Saluta Indians, Okay. And it is the naming of a child.
And the folklore has it that after the child is born,
which is in a tepee, then they lift. If it's
(04:02):
a boy, they lift the right side of the tp.
If it's a girl, they lift the left and the
first thing they see is what they named the child.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
And that entire act is called flokannock and hillipification.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yes, and I know this because I went to a
school with a Native American whose name was two dogs screwing.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
That's an unusual movie.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
That is the longest walk up to one of the
oldest Indian punchlines known in joke history.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
A the fluck and nucle hippenlification actually means the action
of estimating something as worthless. Oh, your contributions to this
project have been fluckin'ill epifilication.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Well, I think I became a microcosm of that exact word,
and you can use it tomorrow to wheale tickets for
Eric Church. It just rolls right off the ton and
tomorrow when I ask your name, give me your native
American name?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
How do I find that? Is there like a thing
on like like I need to.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Have a Native American name generator?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, Like remember you get your porn star name by
It was like the street you grew up on your
grandmother's secret recipe or something. So it was like cookie, oh,
deer Lane or something like that. Anyway, Yes, six point
thirty tomorrow morning on that and you mentioned in your
(05:34):
explanation as to what the word you thought might mean
you named, you used the phrase name the baby. Yes,
I read this story and I put it up on
the morning rest block so you can read more about
it and see the video of the interview with the
with the individual themselves. Taylor Humphrey is a young lady.
(05:54):
Taylor lives in San Francisco, where obviously there's too many
people with way too much money on their hands. They
don't know what to do with themselves. So Taylor has
created a niche for herself. She is what she likes
to call a name nerd, and Taylor is now licensed
(06:16):
herself out as a professional baby namer.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Wow, if you.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Would like Taylor, you can pay as little as two
hundred dollars. Now, for two hundred dollars, you don't get
a whole lot. If you just want that, She'll give
you the meaning, origin, spelling, variations, the popularity, history, and
the vibes of five names that she thinks would fit
your kid. That's two hundred dollars. However, she says that
(06:47):
her number one package is the VIP package. This includes
identifying a unique name aesthetic, the baby name branding, getting
a genealogist to come up with the list of names
from parts of their own family tree. And this service
(07:09):
is ten thousand dollars per child.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Wow, don cost that much to go into genealogy and
I can just you know, look through the family tree
for myself.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
But then you wouldn't have Taylor telling you.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Gotcha what it means.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
And also identifying the vibes. You're not qualified, Oh no,
not to distinguish the vibes of a name like what
vibe is tailor providing probably something simple like Taylor Swift.
And so that shows that you're not able. You're not
capable of naming your own child. The fact that you
can produce a child doesn't mean that you're actually capable
(07:46):
of naming the child. You need to pay ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Comes to the hospital and she gets around the aura
of the child and then uses that as she discerns
what would be the perfect name? Is it? The baby's
communicating with her.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I actually don't believe Taylor ever meets the child.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
We do a zoom or how does she get the
aura of the vibe?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
She doesn't get the area of the baby. No, she
talks to the parents. I guess she's actually according to Taylor,
she is currently on back order right now because in
twenty twenty one, so for four years, Taylor has not
been able to clean out her backlog. Because in twenty
(08:31):
twenty one, the new Yorker did a profile on her. Oh,
so she's getting literally, in her estimation, hundreds of clients
per month. Wow, that want her to and this is
all around the world.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
It's been enough time thinking about how to separate a
fool from his money.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
So tell me about yourself. Okay, interesting, Now tell me
about your spouse. Very interesting. And what kind of vibe
would you like for the child?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Were you when the child?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
She doesn't care about that. She doesn't care where the
stars were, she doesn't care about the moon. She cares
about what vibe do you want, Jonathan, Jonathan, you want
the vibe of the child to be an athlete? You
want the child to be a movie star. Do you
want the child to be a doctor or a lawyer?
You give me the vibe that you're going for. I
work off vibes. I don't need to see the child
(09:24):
because you know what. She's partially right in the sense
that the child becomes the name. Jesus taught us that
when she said, you're no longer Simon, and he just
starts changing names. When he starts changing names, you become
what he said you are. You become what Taylor says
you are. She has that power. Well, yeah, I don't
have that kind of power. If I did, I'd be
(09:46):
charging somebody ten grand for it. Is there is there
some way that we can verify that Taylor has this power,
because otherwise she had. Maybe she's just making it up.
Maybe she's just making it up. And she says, oh,
the aura of a rock star. You should call him Vlad. Okay,
all right, that's ten thousand dollars. By the way, wow,
ten geez? I would I I mean not that. It
(10:10):
was a great time for me and for Jordan's mom.
We actually argued a little bit about it. But part
of the fun of becoming a parent, I think, is
naming the kid.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, Sally still reminds me that you did not allow
me to name my child what I wanted them. I've
forgotten which one she wanted the name it now, but
her maiden name is Sullivan, and she wanted the name
when Sullivan and call him Sully. That to me sounds
like a dirty diaper Sully. That looks like Lee Sully.
I think it was Lee. She wanted to be Sully
(10:44):
and then you would be I've told you this before.
She wanted the name one of them Kelly, because her
great grandfather was named Kelly Sullivan. She wanted the name
one of them Kelly, and if she was a boy,
it wasn't the boy. So so now we're down to
John or David John.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
So John could have been a Kelly.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
So she got to named David after her family.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Anyway, it would have been weird if his name was Kelly.
And then you're like, which Kelly are we talking about?
So it worked out well. Foresight you had the foresight
to block.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I didn't think either one of our children had the
vibe of.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Oh you you felt the vibe. Maybe you do have
a future. Maybe Taylor is looking for a partner. She
got all this backlog.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I will use the South Carolina Native Indian methodology, and
we figured that one out. Yet. I'll build you build
a teepee out in Solidit County and put in some
Wi Fi, and then you call up and then I
lift either the left side of the tent if it's
a girl, or the right side of it's a boy.
(11:55):
In one name it after the first thing I see.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Now, perhaps you'll be calling people to say elicit their business.
In America, according to this survey, Americans received by far
the most scam calls per month by far, So the
average American will receive about one hundred and five scam
(12:19):
calls a month. Now, now you want to compare that
to like the United Kingdom, they get three hundred and
fifty a year, So we're getting twelve hundred plus a year.
They get three hundred and fifty a year over there.
(12:39):
But you're also getting it on social media.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
So you have to get some text mess now.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Spam messaging on your DMS, spam messaging and your text messages,
scam calls. It's just relentless to the point where you're
now probably receiving over ten thousand attempts to scam.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
You per year, I believe it.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Some are saying maybe the government should do more to
protect us about what about does that still that don't
do not call thing? Does that thing not work?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You know, I've never tried to use that.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Maybe give it a and then say, I'm on the
do not call list.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I keep getting phone calls from Sally, South Carolina, the
town of Yeah, I don't know, well, the phone numbers listed,
it shows up Sally, South Carolina, and it's that person
that keeps trying to sell me the damn car warranty,
and I told him don't ever call again. But that's
not enough. You got to register it somehow.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I guess my my luck must have run out about
twenty twenty, because up till twenty twenty, I was a
very lucky guy. It seemed like every other phone call
I answered started off with a congratulations, you've just woned
all expenses paid crew. Ow I remember that. That seems
to have gone away. My luck is run out. I'm
so sorry to announce that. Jonathan. Finally, on the Morning
(14:11):
Rush tomorrow, one of the things that we can discuss
is this individual who wants to invite his girlfriend to
join him on a trip for Thanksgiving. So obviously we're
tis the season to start. Yeah, we got to start
thinking about that right about now, or maybe heading home.
Let's see what he says here. I've been dating her
(14:31):
about six months. It's really flown by. We're getting to
the point though, where we're tired of just doing regular dates,
you know, inside our own zip code. I really want
to go somewhere with her, like I think that's the
next step. My thought was maybe Mexico. I've been eyeballing
a trip down there around Thanksgiving, and I found some
(14:52):
really sick deals, sick deals that means good sick deals,
and I wanted to invite her, But how do you
bring this up? I mean, my goal is to go
to Mexico with my girlfriend. I pay for myself, she
pays for herself. But you know, is that do you
(15:13):
say that? Is it implied when you say we're going,
we're leaving. I'd like for you to possibly think about
booking a trip to join me. Can you do it?
And I also don't want to put her in a
bad mood by her even inferring negatively that I'm asking
her to pay. I don't ask her to pay for
dinner around here. Yeah, but I think the place they're
(15:37):
probably looking at in Mexico would be I've never been
to Mexico, but anybody I know who's been to Mexico
usually goes to those all inclusive spots. So there will
be no dinner bills, drink bills, any of those things.
Once you pay for it, it's all paid for. Yeah,
so jet skiing, deep sea fishing, whatever they end up
decided to do, there's no opportunity for him to pick
(15:58):
up the tab on anything. Once she pays the whatever
four grand or whatever it is to go for the
week to Mexico.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
This is so awkward. This is why I love it. Look,
I'm planning to go to Mexico.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I really want to go to Mexico.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I'm saying this. Maybe this is the way you present it. Okay, man,
I found a sick deal. I'm going to Mexico. What
week in November? Why don't you book it?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Two?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
And she's going to go. You're going to go to
Mexico all by yourself. Always wanted to go. I'm going
to go scuba diving and some other stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
You're going to the Sandals Resort all by yourself, the
place for lovers fall, the honeymoon.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I guess that'll be going on, but I'll be there.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I guess. I guess people do that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
And the gambling. I like the snorkel and gamble. What
can I tell you?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
With the banking commissioner told I guess people do that
sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I guess they do that sort of thing. I'm sure
that'll be going on. You know, I'm gonna get in
the hot tub and all that's happening. But I'll be
snorkeling and gambling. But there will be couples that maybe
you should think about going. Would you like? I got
a great price on this, only it's only, you know,
twenty three dollars for six six days.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
I don't have that kind of money. But I hope
you have a big time down there.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Snorkeling in the hot tub.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah about yourself. You're trying to get one of your
bros to go. Hey, bro snorkling, you got a heak
off if you want to go to Sandals with me?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah, please tell me if you've ever been snorkling in
the hot tub.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I feel like this has an opportunity to backfire extremely
either way.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Snorkling in the hot tub? I love it? Okay, are good? Hey?
S h I t to you. It'll be so happy.
It's Thursday tomorrow. What you got going on in your neighborhood?
You play on the trip. You're trying to get somebody
to go with you and pay for pay for their
share or you have to come off the hip, as
they say.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
I'll try to pay for my share and been great.
I came up with a great deal. Now you pay
for it.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
The more I think about it, the more I don't
want you to go here. I want to go snorkeling
in the hot tub. Hey, now he's.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
T ting off the hot dive.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
They get your goggles off all fogged up, which kind
of defeats the purpose of snorkeling in the hot tub.
What a weird thought, that was? Whatder If I could
sell those vacation packages.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
The hot tub snorkeling package, It's just like a guided tour.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Get a girl over. You're selling names and thing ran
Come on.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, you get the VIP hot tub tour. Johathan Russe
will take you from hot tub to hot tub.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Hey. You can reach out to us on social media.
You can also email us I am Rushts dot com
or you can email me yet I want to go
hot tub snorkeling at Gmail.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Give it a shot. See if that account is already
being used. I'm nash at ninety seventy five to be
surest dot count.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I am going to google that now, see if it's
already an availability. I bet it is. Hey, the number
to call tomortal when you take us Rarrey Churches Ato
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