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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nash, good Yawning Tomorrow show Today sat so
happy It's Thursday. I gotta go back to Sam's Clubs, Bak,
I gotta get another big bag of candy tuts. I
got a Twix out of there last night at about two
thirty of the morning, and I'm like, nn gum it,
I've eaten. I don't know how many pieces.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Does that help you sleep better? The twigs?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I know, I wake up and I'm like, I can't
go back and sleep unless they have a taste of something.
Sometimes this just taste the honey, but put that on
a little piece of toast, taste of water.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Won't do it for.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
You, No, won't do it. No. Sometimes it's a peanut
ban and jelly sandwich. This morning it was a little
it was a fun sized twist, just the fun size.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh okay, well fun in it. But now you're out
of Halloween again a lot.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I've eaten a lot of that candy. Just could be
very upset.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's a month long celebration so well, and you know,
maybe we'll have more people talking about Halloween tomorrow. I
know one of the things, uh, well, we've got several
things that we're going to be getting to tomorrow. I
find this one, Jonathan. We'll put this here on the podcast.
I don't know that we'll talk about it on the
air because it's a little bit sensitive. I've entitled the
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story on the morning restilog if people want to read it,
this morning trick helps couples be more productive at work. Okay,
so now what is that morning trick? Well, I can
say it plainly as they say it here, it's having sex.
According to this study of two thousand American workers, those
who have sex before work are seventy one percent more
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productive the day that they have sex than the days
they don't have sex. Half of the respondents, only only
half say that they're happier and more confident only yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Of the guys wanted to take a nap.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Thirty three percent of those surveyed said having a healthy
sex life directly has boosted their income and career advancement.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Ladies, if you want your husbands to make more money.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Well, and that's a two way street. Ladies, you want
to climb that corporate ladder, Yes, you want to be
you want to be the CEO. Make sure you're satisfied
at the house so they're boy, this, I don't know
who would even compare it to this, But according to this,
oh my gosh, morning sex, according to thirty five percent
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of them, is a better start to their day than
their first cup of coffee. Only thirty five percent. What
a total insult to your partner. I could have you,
or I could swing by the Starbucks. Wow, you're not
white up to Starbucks level. These are women too, Jonathan,
Oh gotcha, it's yeah, it's not men. This is a
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two thousand, you know, people, a thousand couples.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
What age group are we talking about here.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, you got of course we're not talking to people
under the age of eighteen, I would assume, right, because
they're not at work.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Well, well, that's really going to bring a teenage sex
into this conversation.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
This is becoming a smaller and smaller group of people,
people that are actually married, and people that actually have jobs.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
They have jobs.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
So this is where into this is like the top
ten percent of Americans appaily.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
The happiest ten percent.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Experts say that having sex triggers a release of an
endorphin that will calm your nerves, boost your mood, and
tend to make dealing with things like your inbox less
they're using now, they're using this phrase, not me less
soul sucking.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
So we used inbox and soul sucking in the same sentence.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
We used inbox and soul sucking within five words of
itself each, I mean inbox slightly less soul sucking. Five words,
three of them are inbox and soul sucking. So there
you go with them. That story is up there. I
wonder you and I leave for work at like three
in the morning, so it'd be very difficult for us to,
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I guess, come in and have a good day, unless
it was a late night for the wives. You're just
coming to bed while I'm just getting up to go
to work.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm imagining how this conversation would go at three point
thirty in the morning.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Hey, listen, you want me to have a good day.
Don't you got an opportunity.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
At a promotion meeting today? I need a little inspiration.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I got a chance at a promotion this week. Let's
get after it. Let's get after it.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Maybe if I could actually attach a dollar barc to it.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
They say, somewhere around twenty eight percent more income. I
don't know, I'm just making that up. Great, they say, honey, Yeah,
would you like to have a quarter twenty five percent
more money than we.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Have right now? Oh my gosh, cut it out.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
By the way up the street and U in North Carolina.
Bill Belichick is now in trouble with I guess college
administrators because he's using Donald Trump quotes. Why would you
quote Hitler? That's the question the UNC has.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Here we go as his guy. What's his buyout?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
By the way, I looked him up today, he is
the eighth highest paid college football coach in America at
like ten point two million.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I'm surprised he's only the eight.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, he doesn't make as much as Dabo, who's at
number four. And Dabo with the three to four record
right now, they're talking about firing him up at that
and apparently Dabbo had to address the rumors.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yesterday he's going to go to number one.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Who's going to number one? He's gonna get more money.
Oh yeah, you're gonna get more money. Yeah, with the
worst record in college football, you're gonna get more money.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
By the way, the odds on favorite now for college
football fans. Eli Drinkowitz, who by the way, makes over
nine million a year at Missoo is the front runner,
they say, for the Florida job.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Did I mentioned yesterday I did the math on a
fifty million dollars payout giving you lose five million to
your agent that if you put that just that, just
you trash everything else. You give that to your girlfriend
and move on. Okay, So you put forty five million
in the bank at an eight percent return, you could
spend like ten thousand dollars a day and never touch
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your nut.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Well see, now Tumbleweed would point out you've already that
you've already got a math problem because you didn't pay
the government. Okay, that's why tumblewe doesn't want a fifty
million dollars payout, because because right off the bat you're
going to lose about twenty two million to the day.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Storry about getting up at three thirty in the morning.
Tumble wee, you doesn't want to pay the taxes on
that salary increase. He's going to get a few two start,
you know, having woman.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And mom Donney up in New York said he's going
to add a nice little something something for the city tax.
So they got the state tax, you got the federal tax.
But mam Donnie says, we're going to add a new
seventeen percent income tax for New York City residents as well. So,
now if you make over like one hundred thousand dollars
hundreds in New York City, your take home pay has
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been reduced by first off almost forty percent for the
federal then you're gonna lose another I think it's eight
percent to the state, so you're at forty eight percent.
Then you're gonna add seventeen percent, so you're at roughly
sixty percent of your money has been taken on your
one hundred and fifty thousand dollars pay check before. So
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the take home pay from on one hundred and fifty
just became like sixty eight thousand dollars, and you're gonna
live in New York. Typical rent price right now is
forty eight hundred dollars a month in New York City. Yes,
so it's a forty eight hundred a month. Let's just
make it a nicer place. We'll make it five grand.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Two more initiatives that Mondomie's got a math problem because
it's only one hundred percent and one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Well, I was gonna say on a five thought if
it was forty eight hundred dollars a month, basically, if
that's the media, and what they're saying is the median
rental price in New York City right now forty eight
hundred a month is about sixty thousand dollars a year.
And you're saying, if I make one hundred and fifty
thousand and live here, I'm taking home about sixty thousand
dollars a year. So other than paying the rent. But
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we're having rent control come in. Oh, so we're gonna
lock it in at the forty eight hundred a month
because that's all rent control can do is.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Locked politics on this podcast. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
It's so insane because Donald Trump was brought in by
Bill Belichick and now they're upset at you and so
because he says it's never been anything but that whoever
came up with that story, Because they're saying that.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
The god in the history classes that you would see,
they don't even quote Hitler.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, as he says, this is just total, as Trump
would say, fake news. You know, Trump nailed it's it's
it's novel. Look, our consistency has been since the day
Michael Lombardi came in here, and we're hiring people that
came into this organization that we're trying to win football games.
And I plan on being here for many years. But
you quoted Donald Trump and now he's in trouble.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
He's looking for the buyout.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Who did you quote and get in trouble with anybody?
Have you ever been like, have you ever quoted somebody?
And they're like, you did? Not just quote?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I quoted the boss. That is never a good idea.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Did you quote the boss to the boss? Yes, to
remind you of what you said?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yes? Oh, that's a bad that's a bad idea.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
The only person who says quote them back to themselves
is God. God says you can remind him of somebody promises.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
He wants you to, he begged you to.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, but not the boss. No, I said what He
didn't remember saying it either. Also, unlike God, yes, which
remember everything.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Wow, I'll never forget that. And I'm thinking of Phil
right now. I loved him too. It's a nice guy.
But I had to quote him back to himself. Lower
your expectations was the quote. And I turned around and
walked down the hallway, made it about three steps before hours.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
What did you say?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
He just said he didn't put a curse word in there.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Said, I'm just telling you what you told me.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
What you said.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
When we lower your expectacle, me to lower my expectations.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
So now they're lowered, and we have as a suck
fest mid days or.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You're expect exactly were you there?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
No, So we have a suckfest happening in mid days.
We're down twenty eight percent in the ratings, which is
almost the mom Donnie tex I wanted to cut the
budget by.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Twenty eight percent on the salary, so we cut the
ratings by twenty eight percent.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Nailed it, got it. We're good. Problem. You've got a
problem with you now.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
All right? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
We got a morning Russian regular who is.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I can totally see this actually playing out just reading
the email it I can. I feel like I'm in
the room. Although I don't have a sibling, this guy
does have a sibling. His sister has been dating a
boyfriend for a little while here, and her birthday's coming up.
And quote, so my sister's boyfriend said he wanted to
do this big birthday surprise for her and asked for
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my help, and I was like, of course, so course.
He then tells me that he wants to make a
video compilation of like twenty different people and he gives
me this list and then he tells me to put
it together. And I said, I'm supposed to do the
entire thing by myself, and he said, well yeah, and
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I said, well, I'm not going to do all of that.
If this is your birthday gift, you've got to do
some of it. And he says, I'm being a jerk.
So I told him I'm out. So now he's good.
So the two guys are fighting, uh huh, because the
boyfriend is like, I asked for your help. You said, yes,
this is what I asked you to do, and now
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you're not doing it. But if from his perspective, you're
going to get all the glory of this amazing video
that I'm going to spend what hours upon hours tracking
people down getting them to record this and edit it
and put it all together and produce it and put
it in your inbox, you know I'm not doing all
that for you. Oh So is he a jerk? Should
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he be helping him out? Is this a bridge too far?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
So?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
To speak.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
This is good because we're doing a lot of these
kind of productions. Okay, hey, I just thought about something
when you were talking about the birthday party.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Okay, well, while people you know kno Friday, they'll knock
that around and get ready for to maybe bring that
issue on. We should also let you know that we
are going to be giving away Rodney Atkins tickets tomorrow
morning at six thirty. This is for the big Red
Barn concert that's happening at the Township Auditorium next Saturday.
And internessing.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Some people like, we did this word recently. Oh what
does it mean? Internessin? This this is I know this
word internessin. We did this word recently. This is a repeat.
Oh my gosh, look how bad this is. We do
it so we can expand a vocabulary. I knew this
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word because we did this word previously on the podcast.
Now I can't remember it. I feel like an idiot.
I should have had sex before I come to work.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Say this is all your fault.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
This is Sally's fault that I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
This word internessin is destructive to both sides in a conflict.
It's almost like the mutually assured destruction. If Ronald Reagan
had been more of a wordsmith, he would have said,
internessin yes, okay, right now, that you know the word
and the definition, you can call in tomorrow six point
thirty and win. By the way, the definition. We keep
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it up there for you in the morning. Rest plug
at ninety seventy five to b CUS dot com.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Okay, all right now tomorrow morning, getting closer to the weekend,
getting closer for Halloween. Raine should be ended. We got
a better forecast coming from Tyler Rand. You got tickets
to win for Brodie Atkins. Of course, we're going to
give you a chance to win another thousand dollars nine
times tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
So we get all that.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Lined up for you. Now. If I can just make
sure Sally gets up about three thirty, I'll be on
my game tomorrow and morning when we hit the studio
at five. Good luck to me.