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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nash. Hey there, it's tomorrow show today. Thank god,
tomorrow's Friday. This is your last opportunity to win jelly
roll tickets.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh is it?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
But you can do it online at the contest page. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I don't know when they're drawing for that. Maybe next week,
I guess early.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah. Anyway, Tomorrow morning gets six thirty. What you're talking about, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Jonathan and Uh, you know, we'd like to give you
the answers. Try to make it easy, try to get
the clicks. That's what the company.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Wants, clicks for tics. That's our next contest.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
So what you're talking about for Friday morning, the answer
is already posted. It's uh. I think I'm pronouncing it right.
I should maybe look it up. It's designya DESNYA d
y s A and I A designia.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Oh. That's when you remember when JFK. Junior in his
aircraft he lost down and did know where he was.
It's spatial, it was, But that's what this is. This
is when you lose your equilibrium.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
The sonya is the state of finding it difficult to
get out of bed. So Jonathan and Kelly fight to
sonia every morning daily. We're out here with our swords
fighting to sonya on your behalf, trying to make it
to get out of bed.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Did we get some kind of federal government assistance for
that because of our suffering, our pain? You know?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It was funny. I was talking with a guy maybe
over the weekend. We were talking about remember those old commercials.
The guy would dress up like and would appear to
be like a joker's outfit, and it would have all
these question marks on it. Yes, And he would tell
you he had a book bigger than the phone book
(01:42):
back in the days, and these were all the government programs,
all the government grants available, And he would tell you
on television, you want to study French while living in uh,
you know, Nova Scotia. Yes, we can pay for that.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
There's money for that for the federal government.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, you want to open up a restaurant, you can
pay for that. Whatever it was, he had all the answer.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I remember the guy.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
And anyway, this guy had that book. He still has it.
He's like, yeah, it's just like in perfect condition. I'm like,
I don't know that anybody would pay for it, although
it's probably tripled the size of it. If we were
gonna try to have government program books today.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Oh, we tripled the size of government, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
By the way, So just for giggles here in South Carolina,
the monkeys, apparently we've been trying to find out if
we can make them transgendered. That's the forty five. What
do we have forty six escaped monkeys? Forty six and
I think we had nine more returns yesterday, So there's
eleven still running amuck somewhere in South Carolina. And that
(02:47):
was part of the National Institute for Health. Doctor Fauci
had paid a half million dollars to study what happens
if you give a female hormones or female hormones to
a male monky key and a male monkey give the female.
Apparently they break out. That's that's part of it. They
jump out that they just get out the little jail
that you put them in, and they start running all
(03:08):
over the dang place.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
They didn't have to pick the lock. I wait an know,
the guy to clean the cages come along. You forgot
to lock the double doors.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I guess we're not smart enough you and I to
understand why it would be important to know what it's
What would happen to a monkey if you gave it
the hormones of another sex.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
You know. I got to tell you something. I like
most South Carolinias. I think you can correct me. I
knew that we had Monkey Island More Islands, it's officially known,
and I knew that DNR ran it for years, and
I knew that they bred monkeys there for laboratories to
use for testing. But I did not know that there
was testing going on on Monkey Island.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I thought that we called Monkey Island the Monkey well
hearing right down the street.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
The one over here right across the river, Musset River
Banks is Monkey Island. I refer to that one all
the time. But the original Monkey Island, the actual island,
is actually More Island. I did not know we were
doing laboratory studies there. I just thought that they raised
them there and that was that was just where we
bred them, and then we shipped them out whenever they
(04:15):
want a laboratory needed monkeys. Apparently we're doing a little
bit more than that, and I love it now that
we know that they're actually doing test on them. They're
doing all kind of pain and brain testing. They actually
do stuff to induce pain to these monkeys, and then
they test I guess I don't what would be They
also teste vaccines. We found out there's a lot of
things going on we don't really know about. Nancy Mason's
(04:37):
going to try to get answers for us. But I
loved it when when the monkeys started getting out and
people in the community say, yes, it's not unusual to
see a monkey on the side of the road or
swinging in the trees. They get out every now and
they're no big deal. Well now we find that they've
been testing them. Now they say, no, the monkeys do
not pose a community threat, but lock your doors.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Well, some of the monkeys they've got addicted to meta
in fetamines. I don't know why they did that either, But.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I don't have a meth at my house to fend
off a monkey looking for a fix.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
But I'm trying to figure out, like, what is the
benefit of studying a monkey high I don't know the fetamines. See,
that's why we're not the big thinkers.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
No, we're not nearly big enough thinkers for that. Openly
admitted and listen, totally get it. You could share it
with me. I still wouldn't understand it. But now that
I know what's going on on Monkey Island. We need
to build some bigger walls.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Good use of tax dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
For sure, that's good use. Yeah, okay, transgender. Has anybody
seen a monkey anywhere in the Midlands let me know.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
And we're still looking. We're still looking for the dog
sized lizards. We still have not had a sighting nobody.
They say they're in twenty seven counties. I think right right,
you think somebody one of y'all has seen it, unless
they're making that up. Could that be fake news?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Could be? I got a direct message yesterday from somebody
in Pomeria specifically looking for Bigfoot because he was seen
there by a cop, yes, who won't give his name
in the newspaper.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
An unidentified cop who had initials I think TS or
something like that was his initials.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Have you seen a meth crazed monkey, a bigfoot, a
dog sized lizard or what else have you seen? Please
call us tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Nights Cross Dressing we have a crosstre I mean, just
in time for one of Jonathan's favorite We're almost into
Jonathan's favorite time of the year when we get to
play walking around in women's underwear.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh, we're playing it.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I mean that's literally the day after Thanksgiving almost an
annual tradition.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It is an annual tradition. And I thought about that
the other day. I thought, maybe you know something, Maybe
this is the year we stopped playing my favorite Christmas songs. Well,
we're going to have people going through DC. It's gonna
be like a monkey coming off of math get getting
out of the island, breaking into the house, trying to
find walking around in women's underwear. Maybe that's why the
monkeys are trying to break into your high trying to
get into your closet, ladies.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
A tradition like no other, the walking riding women's underwear.
That's when you know it's the holidays. Blows off the
CD and he puts it on the turntable or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Not until Friday after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Not too we will play We will not play it
before it's time, But when we play it, then you
know it. Now you know it's the holidays. So I'm wondering.
The bigger picture is hopefully people will call in and
talk about things that you used to think were healthy,
things that you might have done, like, for example, I
(07:39):
fell for the Great no Fat scandal of the early
nineties when the federal government recommended, and lots of we
didn't have social media, but lots of influencers that would
appear on like you know, the television shows of the day,
Oprah Winfrey and those types of people that if you
don't want to be fat fat free, just don't eat
(08:02):
fat as much as you want. As long as you're
no fat in it, you're going to be fine.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
People still bind the fat free yah, fat free creamers.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I've ballooned up. I was putting on so much weight
in the mid nineties. It was shocking and I couldn't
understand it because I'm just eating like fat free bagels,
fat free ice creams, fat free whatever, fat free cookies.
It's guilt free, too, right, guilt free.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
That's true, very true. As many of these as you want.
There's no fatree been through the sugar free. We got
all kind of freeze.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
So I thought that that was healthy. Turned out fat
freeze not healthy. But the government said, they said that
today we're learning after eighty three thousand people were studied,
So this is not like some sort of whim of
a survey or something.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
This is eighty three thousand in the sample size.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Eighty three thousand Now this was in Australia. They follow
them for five years. Yes, these people believed, as many
of you have, that sitting is the new smoking. You've
heard that right. If you sit too long, you get
all kinds of problems and you die.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Tell people with the elevated desk.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
That's what's killing them. What the elevated desks are worse
than if you.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Sit down because of your joints.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Because you get blood clots and die. So there you go.
So now there's that. That's the study what eighty three
thousand people surveyed. It increases your risk for heart disease, stroke,
and all kinds of other problems.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Death.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Death comes a call in because you're trying to be healthy,
but you're standing, which makes it worse. So it's like
people who are at high risk would be people who
are like Walmart greeters if they're standing.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
If I want to get the elevated desk, and the
only way to make that safe, no is put a treadmill.
I get to get a treadmill desk.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
And there's even more problems with that because you've got
to keep do something with your arms. The body knows,
the body needs to That's what they say, the body
has to move. You can't just move part of your body.
You can't sit like on a couch and just do
that little thing that they were doing. They remember for
a while. I don't think they still sell it. They
had that little treadmill that you could sit like right
next to your couch, and I'm like sitting on the couch,
(10:16):
but my feet are moving.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
They got brand new ones out.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I haven't seen that. I've seen a little massage things. Yeah,
they say that will help your that doesn't do anything,
doesn't do anything, makes it worse.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
And they're talking about the commercial. I can. I can
use it all day. My client's home on the phone
with don't even hear it. My coworkers don't even know
that I'm doing it. Death. She's got a pedal desk.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
If you go back in time. I love I don't
even understand it, but I do love watching the pageantry
of the bicycle races, the Tour de France. I love
watching that.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I really don't even understand what I'm watching, Like, you know,
like it's not who wins the race as the winner,
Like I don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Ye, team, there's.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Team races and then like the team wins, not the rider,
but the rider came in third, but he's the winner.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I don't understand it. I haven't dug deep enough into it.
But I like all the different color jerseys and I
like to watch them like elbow each other. So if
it was for the July weekend, usually Tour de France
is on, so I'll watched some of that and I
like it now. They showed that back up until like
nineteen thirty five. The bicyclists were told and believed smoking
(11:27):
expanded the widths of your lungs, which would allow you
to take in more oxygen, so if you want, so
when they entered the mountain stages of the Tour de France,
the bicyclists would start smoking. And they when they showed
pictures of these guys in the twenties and the thirties,
they're trying to ride up a mountain and they'd have
two or three cigarettes hanging out of their mouths at
(11:49):
the same time because they're trying to they're trying to
get an advantage, they're trying to be healthy and smoke
the right cigarettes. So I mean, throughout history, we've had
whether it's the fat free die. I mean I was
in my example here, I talked about dried fruit that
was promoted as a healthy alternative. Turns out dried fruit
(12:10):
increases diabetes. It's worse than if you just sat there,
abe you concentrate the sugar levels. Yeah, it's worse than
if you ate fruit flavored candy.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
And I love dried fruit, but it's not good for you.
It's like candy.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, it's actually that's what they're saying. It's worse than candy. Yeah,
so you'd be better off just going and getting gum.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
The banana dehydrate.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Well, yeah, but if you want sweet, get a gummy bear, right,
don't get the dried apricots, gotcha. But if you're really
if you're a healthy person and you want and you
like that sweet flavor, get the dried apricots. But it
was pitched to you as a healthy alternative to candy.
But because worse than candy.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
If I'm more from home, it'll be better off just
laying in my bed.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
You'd be better off if you took about a fifteen
minute break every three hours and got up and just
walked around the block. So every three hours or so,
stop what you're doing, Get up and walk around the block.
Don't take a phone call. That actually works against you.
By the way, if you're walking and talking, your body's
not getting what it needs. You need to move in
your arms and walking and focused on the exercise.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Now, should I carry those like two pound dumbbells? No,
does not benefit, no benefit, no matter.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
It's like those poor I feel bad for these poor
idiots that I see wandering the streets with their dragging
some sort of sled behind that. We have one guy
who does it in front of our church all the time. Yeah,
he looks miserable. I'm sure he is miser He's got
like a twenty year thirty pound like thing that I
don't know how he's not digging up the sidewalk and
he's just strapped himself in. He's been doing this for
(13:39):
like three years, fat as.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
He's always been, only saying twice the first time. They're like,
what the hell is he doing? And then it dawned
to me what is I saw him again. I wanted
to yell out to get some wheels for that thing.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, it's not helping you, it's not helping it at all.
I think it's hell isn't he put a motor on it,
ride it. So what did you how about this? The
ladies of the not the eighties, the ladies of the
seventies and earlier generations, probably from like the forties through
the seventies, they believed, and they invested heavily to go
(14:09):
get this machine that would literally just jiggle your fat. Yes,
those were not cheap, no, And I remember the lady
crossed the street, Jackie Barubi.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
She had one Jackie pub.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
She would jiggle herself all day on that dang thing
and never lost a pound. She couldn't she couldn't understand it,
like I'm jiggling the fat right off like it tells
me to.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
You know. I's so skeptical. And even as a child,
I was skeptical. And I remember watching this dude on
television when I was a kid, and the only reason
I never paid attention to him because he said one
of the most stupid things I've ever heard in my
life growing up in the country. He said, you ever
eaten a pine tree? Well, I've drank one. It's called
a gin and tonic. He said, you know many parts
(14:52):
are edible.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Oh, this is the guy from the commercial for Cereal
Eule Gibbons.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, what was the name of that cereal grape nuts,
crape man that was the crunchiest, tasted like gravel, or
you don't chewsel like gravel. I actually liked it.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I hate it, but it was it was so loud
in my own head that all stop eating it.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Well, that dude dropped dead of a heart attack at
like sixty nine or something. I'm healthy as a horse.
He did look healthy, and I remember thinking, see eating
a damn pine tree, that sap will slow you down.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Brother, that's probably what got him. Did they do an
autopsy if find out it was the sap got him.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
They didn't do it autops. He's got the consistency of
a lighter stump.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
My gosh, he's almost but you could almost pour what
was his name again, Yule something.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yule Gibbons.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I'm guessing that sounds familiar.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
That name just came to mind.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
You could pour Yule Gibbons on your French toast.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I know. Yule Brenner was an actor.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yes, yes, a lot of people liked him. He had
the bald head.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
He did it. He's been a great He was in
the original movie of Westworld. He was like the original, Yes,
without the lollipop. That's right, all right. So now here's
the thing. I don't know what's going on in your
neighborhood with Wild Kingdom. You got monkeys swinging around.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
We got I like to dress the drag queen monkeys.
We got them out here. They're using their funny names.
It's like misunderstood.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I'm gonna put a pair of underwear in the backyard.
See if I can catch a monkey wearing them. Get
one of Sally's panties and throw them out there and
put the camera on it. Put the deer camera on it.
Let's see if a monkey comes into snatch up for panties.
All right, So playing like village people music and right,
all right, So I don't know what we get going
on there. Tomorrow morning six thirty, you get a chance
(16:39):
to win. You already got the answer. You can also
reference it on the morning rest pub. We can give
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Hello, Kelly Nash. Hey there, it's tomorrow show today. Thank god,
tomorrow's Friday. This is your last opportunity to win jelly
roll tickets.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh is it?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
But you can do it online at the contest page. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I don't know when they're drawing for that. Maybe next week,
I guess early.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah. Anyway, Tomorrow morning gets six thirty. What you're talking about, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Jonathan and Uh, you know, we'd like to give you
the answers. Try to make it easy, try to get
the clicks. That's what the company.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Wants, clicks for tics. That's our next contest.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
So what you're talking about for Friday morning, the answer
is already posted. It's uh. I think I'm pronouncing it right.
I should maybe look it up. It's designya DESNYA d
y s A and I A designia.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Oh. That's when you remember when JFK. Junior in his
aircraft he lost down and did know where he was.
It's spatial, it was, But that's what this is. This
is when you lose your equilibrium.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
The sonya is the state of finding it difficult to
get out of bed. So Jonathan and Kelly fight to
sonia every morning daily. We're out here with our swords
fighting to sonya on your behalf, trying to make it
to get out of bed.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Did we get some kind of federal government assistance for
that because of our suffering, our pain? You know?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It was funny. I was talking with a guy maybe
over the weekend. We were talking about remember those old commercials.
The guy would dress up like and would appear to
be like a joker's outfit, and it would have all
these question marks on it. Yes, And he would tell
you he had a book bigger than the phone book
(01:42):
back in the days, and these were all the government programs,
all the government grants available, And he would tell you
on television, you want to study French while living in uh,
you know, Nova Scotia. Yes, we can pay for that.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
There's money for that for the federal government.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, you want to open up a restaurant, you can
pay for that. Whatever it was, he had all the answer.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I remember the guy.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
And anyway, this guy had that book. He still has it.
He's like, yeah, it's just like in perfect condition. I'm like,
I don't know that anybody would pay for it, although
it's probably tripled the size of it. If we were
gonna try to have government program books today.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Oh, we tripled the size of government, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
By the way, So just for giggles here in South Carolina,
the monkeys, apparently we've been trying to find out if
we can make them transgendered. That's the forty five. What
do we have forty six escaped monkeys? Forty six and
I think we had nine more returns yesterday, So there's
eleven still running amuck somewhere in South Carolina. And that
(02:47):
was part of the National Institute for Health. Doctor Fauci
had paid a half million dollars to study what happens
if you give a female hormones or female hormones to
a male monky key and a male monkey give the female.
Apparently they break out. That's that's part of it. They
jump out that they just get out the little jail
that you put them in, and they start running all
(03:08):
over the dang place.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
They didn't have to pick the lock. I wait an know,
the guy to clean the cages come along. You forgot
to lock the double doors.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I guess we're not smart enough you and I to
understand why it would be important to know what it's
What would happen to a monkey if you gave it
the hormones of another sex.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
You know. I got to tell you something. I like
most South Carolinias. I think you can correct me. I
knew that we had Monkey Island More Islands, it's officially known,
and I knew that DNR ran it for years, and
I knew that they bred monkeys there for laboratories to
use for testing. But I did not know that there
was testing going on on Monkey Island.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I thought that we called Monkey Island the Monkey well
hearing right down the street.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
The one over here right across the river, Musset River
Banks is Monkey Island. I refer to that one all
the time. But the original Monkey Island, the actual island,
is actually More Island. I did not know we were
doing laboratory studies there. I just thought that they raised
them there and that was that was just where we
bred them, and then we shipped them out whenever they
(04:15):
want a laboratory needed monkeys. Apparently we're doing a little
bit more than that, and I love it now that
we know that they're actually doing test on them. They're
doing all kind of pain and brain testing. They actually
do stuff to induce pain to these monkeys, and then
they test I guess I don't what would be They
also teste vaccines. We found out there's a lot of
things going on we don't really know about. Nancy Mason's
(04:37):
going to try to get answers for us. But I
loved it when when the monkeys started getting out and
people in the community say, yes, it's not unusual to
see a monkey on the side of the road or
swinging in the trees. They get out every now and
they're no big deal. Well now we find that they've
been testing them. Now they say, no, the monkeys do
not pose a community threat, but lock your doors.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Well, some of the monkeys they've got addicted to meta
in fetamines. I don't know why they did that either, But.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I don't have a meth at my house to fend
off a monkey looking for a fix.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
But I'm trying to figure out, like, what is the
benefit of studying a monkey high I don't know the fetamines. See,
that's why we're not the big thinkers.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
No, we're not nearly big enough thinkers for that. Openly
admitted and listen, totally get it. You could share it
with me. I still wouldn't understand it. But now that
I know what's going on on Monkey Island. We need
to build some bigger walls.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Good use of tax dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
For sure, that's good use. Yeah, okay, transgender. Has anybody
seen a monkey anywhere in the Midlands let me know.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
And we're still looking. We're still looking for the dog
sized lizards. We still have not had a sighting nobody.
They say they're in twenty seven counties. I think right right,
you think somebody one of y'all has seen it, unless
they're making that up. Could that be fake news?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Could be? I got a direct message yesterday from somebody
in Pomeria specifically looking for Bigfoot because he was seen
there by a cop, yes, who won't give his name
in the newspaper.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
An unidentified cop who had initials I think TS or
something like that was his initials.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Have you seen a meth crazed monkey, a bigfoot, a
dog sized lizard or what else have you seen? Please
call us tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Nights Cross Dressing we have a crosstre I mean, just
in time for one of Jonathan's favorite We're almost into
Jonathan's favorite time of the year when we get to
play walking around in women's underwear.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh, we're playing it.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I mean that's literally the day after Thanksgiving almost an
annual tradition.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It is an annual tradition. And I thought about that
the other day. I thought, maybe you know something, Maybe
this is the year we stopped playing my favorite Christmas songs. Well,
we're going to have people going through DC. It's gonna
be like a monkey coming off of math get getting
out of the island, breaking into the house, trying to
find walking around in women's underwear. Maybe that's why the
monkeys are trying to break into your high trying to
get into your closet, ladies.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
A tradition like no other, the walking riding women's underwear.
That's when you know it's the holidays. Blows off the
CD and he puts it on the turntable or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Not until Friday after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Not too we will play We will not play it
before it's time, But when we play it, then you
know it. Now you know it's the holidays. So I'm wondering.
The bigger picture is hopefully people will call in and
talk about things that you used to think were healthy,
things that you might have done, like, for example, I
(07:39):
fell for the Great no Fat scandal of the early
nineties when the federal government recommended, and lots of we
didn't have social media, but lots of influencers that would
appear on like you know, the television shows of the day,
Oprah Winfrey and those types of people that if you
don't want to be fat fat free, just don't eat
(08:02):
fat as much as you want. As long as you're
no fat in it, you're going to be fine.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
People still bind the fat free yah, fat free creamers.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I've ballooned up. I was putting on so much weight
in the mid nineties. It was shocking and I couldn't
understand it because I'm just eating like fat free bagels,
fat free ice creams, fat free whatever, fat free cookies.
It's guilt free, too, right, guilt free.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
That's true, very true. As many of these as you want.
There's no fatree been through the sugar free. We got
all kind of freeze.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
So I thought that that was healthy. Turned out fat
freeze not healthy. But the government said, they said that
today we're learning after eighty three thousand people were studied,
So this is not like some sort of whim of
a survey or something.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
This is eighty three thousand in the sample size.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Eighty three thousand Now this was in Australia. They follow
them for five years. Yes, these people believed, as many
of you have, that sitting is the new smoking. You've
heard that right. If you sit too long, you get
all kinds of problems and you die.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Tell people with the elevated desk.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
That's what's killing them. What the elevated desks are worse
than if you.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Sit down because of your joints.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Because you get blood clots and die. So there you go.
So now there's that. That's the study what eighty three
thousand people surveyed. It increases your risk for heart disease, stroke,
and all kinds of other problems.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Death.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Death comes a call in because you're trying to be healthy,
but you're standing, which makes it worse. So it's like
people who are at high risk would be people who
are like Walmart greeters if they're standing.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
If I want to get the elevated desk, and the
only way to make that safe, no is put a treadmill.
I get to get a treadmill desk.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
And there's even more problems with that because you've got
to keep do something with your arms. The body knows,
the body needs to That's what they say, the body
has to move. You can't just move part of your body.
You can't sit like on a couch and just do
that little thing that they were doing. They remember for
a while. I don't think they still sell it. They
had that little treadmill that you could sit like right
next to your couch, and I'm like sitting on the couch,
(10:16):
but my feet are moving.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
They got brand new ones out.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I haven't seen that. I've seen a little massage things. Yeah,
they say that will help your that doesn't do anything,
doesn't do anything, makes it worse.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
And they're talking about the commercial. I can. I can
use it all day. My client's home on the phone
with don't even hear it. My coworkers don't even know
that I'm doing it. Death. She's got a pedal desk.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
If you go back in time. I love I don't
even understand it, but I do love watching the pageantry
of the bicycle races, the Tour de France. I love
watching that.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I really don't even understand what I'm watching, Like, you know,
like it's not who wins the race as the winner,
Like I don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Ye, team, there's.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Team races and then like the team wins, not the rider,
but the rider came in third, but he's the winner.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I don't understand it. I haven't dug deep enough into it.
But I like all the different color jerseys and I
like to watch them like elbow each other. So if
it was for the July weekend, usually Tour de France
is on, so I'll watched some of that and I
like it now. They showed that back up until like
nineteen thirty five. The bicyclists were told and believed smoking
(11:27):
expanded the widths of your lungs, which would allow you
to take in more oxygen, so if you want, so
when they entered the mountain stages of the Tour de France,
the bicyclists would start smoking. And they when they showed
pictures of these guys in the twenties and the thirties,
they're trying to ride up a mountain and they'd have
two or three cigarettes hanging out of their mouths at
(11:49):
the same time because they're trying to they're trying to
get an advantage, they're trying to be healthy and smoke
the right cigarettes. So I mean, throughout history, we've had
whether it's the fat free die. I mean I was
in my example here, I talked about dried fruit that
was promoted as a healthy alternative. Turns out dried fruit
(12:10):
increases diabetes. It's worse than if you just sat there,
abe you concentrate the sugar levels. Yeah, it's worse than
if you ate fruit flavored candy.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
And I love dried fruit, but it's not good for you.
It's like candy.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, it's actually that's what they're saying. It's worse than candy. Yeah,
so you'd be better off just going and getting gum.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
The banana dehydrate.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Well, yeah, but if you want sweet, get a gummy bear, right,
don't get the dried apricots, gotcha. But if you're really
if you're a healthy person and you want and you
like that sweet flavor, get the dried apricots. But it
was pitched to you as a healthy alternative to candy.
But because worse than candy.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
If I'm more from home, it'll be better off just
laying in my bed.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
You'd be better off if you took about a fifteen
minute break every three hours and got up and just
walked around the block. So every three hours or so,
stop what you're doing, Get up and walk around the block.
Don't take a phone call. That actually works against you.
By the way, if you're walking and talking, your body's
not getting what it needs. You need to move in
your arms and walking and focused on the exercise.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Now, should I carry those like two pound dumbbells? No,
does not benefit, no benefit, no matter.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
It's like those poor I feel bad for these poor
idiots that I see wandering the streets with their dragging
some sort of sled behind that. We have one guy
who does it in front of our church all the time. Yeah,
he looks miserable. I'm sure he is miser He's got
like a twenty year thirty pound like thing that I
don't know how he's not digging up the sidewalk and
he's just strapped himself in. He's been doing this for
(13:39):
like three years, fat as.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
He's always been, only saying twice the first time. They're like,
what the hell is he doing? And then it dawned
to me what is I saw him again. I wanted
to yell out to get some wheels for that thing.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, it's not helping you, it's not helping it at all.
I think it's hell isn't he put a motor on it,
ride it. So what did you how about this? The
ladies of the not the eighties, the ladies of the
seventies and earlier generations, probably from like the forties through
the seventies, they believed, and they invested heavily to go
(14:09):
get this machine that would literally just jiggle your fat. Yes,
those were not cheap, no, And I remember the lady
crossed the street, Jackie Barubi.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
She had one Jackie pub.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
She would jiggle herself all day on that dang thing
and never lost a pound. She couldn't she couldn't understand it,
like I'm jiggling the fat right off like it tells
me to.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
You know. I's so skeptical. And even as a child,
I was skeptical. And I remember watching this dude on
television when I was a kid, and the only reason
I never paid attention to him because he said one
of the most stupid things I've ever heard in my
life growing up in the country. He said, you ever
eaten a pine tree? Well, I've drank one. It's called
a gin and tonic. He said, you know many parts
(14:52):
are edible.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Oh, this is the guy from the commercial for Cereal
Eule Gibbons.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, what was the name of that cereal grape nuts,
crape man that was the crunchiest, tasted like gravel, or
you don't chewsel like gravel. I actually liked it.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I hate it, but it was it was so loud
in my own head that all stop eating it.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Well, that dude dropped dead of a heart attack at
like sixty nine or something. I'm healthy as a horse.
He did look healthy, and I remember thinking, see eating
a damn pine tree, that sap will slow you down.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Brother, that's probably what got him. Did they do an
autopsy if find out it was the sap got him.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
They didn't do it autops. He's got the consistency of
a lighter stump.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
My gosh, he's almost but you could almost pour what
was his name again, Yule something.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yule Gibbons.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I'm guessing that sounds familiar.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
That name just came to mind.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
You could pour Yule Gibbons on your French toast.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I know. Yule Brenner was an actor.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yes, yes, a lot of people liked him. He had
the bald head.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
He did it. He's been a great He was in
the original movie of Westworld. He was like the original, Yes,
without the lollipop. That's right, all right. So now here's
the thing. I don't know what's going on in your
neighborhood with Wild Kingdom. You got monkeys swinging around.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
We got I like to dress the drag queen monkeys.
We got them out here. They're using their funny names.
It's like misunderstood.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I'm gonna put a pair of underwear in the backyard.
See if I can catch a monkey wearing them. Get
one of Sally's panties and throw them out there and
put the camera on it. Put the deer camera on it.
Let's see if a monkey comes into snatch up for panties.
All right, So playing like village people music and right,
all right, So I don't know what we get going
on there. Tomorrow morning six thirty, you get a chance
(16:39):
to win. You already got the answer. You can also
reference it on the morning rest pub. We can give
way Jederal take us all that's coming out tomorrow morning,
and the numbers eight O three nine seven eight nine
two six seven on the morning Rush
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