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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nash, let's talk about tomorrow show today.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Isn't that amazing? We can go down. We just take
a little stroll down the corridor of time and we
are in Wednesdayville.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
And tomorrow is hump Day.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
All right, we are in hump Dayville? How do we
get there so quickly?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Time is fine? My friend is slipping into the future,
is what Steve Miller said.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh, it is slipping, slipping, slipping.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
So tomorrow morning gets six thirty, We're gonna give you
a chance to win. Two two two two.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
We're quoting the great Casey case and nobody knows what
we're talking about. Two tickets.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Sam Barbera is gonna be at the Township Auditorium, and
we say tickets. It's actually a pass. It's a car pass.
It's a bus pass. I don't know if you can
bring a bus, but you can bring an suv bill
with people your kids.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I don't have like a weight limit.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I don't think so you got to kick two kids
out or if they actually charged you by weight when
you pulled up.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh you know, it's like didn't we I think I
did that at some restaurant not that long ago. It's
like one of those places that had like multiple food
markets there or whatever, and you put anything you want
on your that's right food thing and then you just
bring it up and then they weigh it.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
And that's the way they do. Like a salad bar at,
Like yes, now that you mention it, yeah, that's pretty good.
Look at salad bar I've never eaten it. I should
that's a good look at salad bar at loads foods.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I feel like the only way to win that battle
is to not get protein, like just loaded up with
no no, like heavy fruit, Like I'm just gonna put
like what could you put on it, like marshmallows. What
you got to build a salad?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Why you're going to build a salad?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
They know that a lot of lettuce.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So you're gonna be able to get car passes for
Saluta shows. Holiday lights on the River. We have a
lot of great holiday light displays going on, a lot
of them kicking off this weekend. Now, this one starts
on the twenties sixth.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Let me see, I think the shoals goes December twenty
sixth through excuse me, November twenty sixth through December thirty first,
every night from six to ten PM at ten o'clock.
I guess they pull the plug, got it?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Boo? Yeah, I think Segura parks Fireflies light display begins
on the twenty first. That's another good one.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh my gosh, that's this weekend. It's already the eighteen night. Yeah,
it's already the eighteenth. Um, so we can get you
into the township to see Sam Barber. By the way,
that show is almost sold out at this point. That
is unbelievable. That show will be Saturday night, February fifth, seventh.
The word of the day that we're what we're talking about.
(02:40):
I feel like singing it like David Bowie down at
Saga City. But it's segiss, sagacity, sagacity. That that sound
like a disease or something.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You get the say it does sound nasty.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You got the sagacity. Well, if you got the Saga City,
that's a good thing because that means you have sound judgment. Really, yes,
someone with segacity. Congratulations, you have segacity, John.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I was drawing a complete blank. I've never heard of
that word.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, well, now we have sagacity three.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Times in your regular conversations. Make it part of vocabulary.
And tomorrow use it to win tickets for Sam Barbara
and a pass to get into Saluta shelves.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
You wanted to do the double clicks you got.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
We're going to ask you if you did the double click,
you could win both tickets.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
You're gonna make them choose. If they said I only
did the one.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Click, we will. We'll give you their choice. We'll give
you that your choice, and then I'll take the Sam
Barber tickets if you don't want those. Sam Barbara is
a hot ticket.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I must be. I mean, like I said, there are
a hundred dollars for the back of the room and
they're like two fifty to sit on the floor. And
he sold the dang thing out just about now.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
He's like the Zach Bryan Troil to Success. You know.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I was thinking about the Red Clay Strays, and thanks
to Chad Holbrook, I knew who they were. And the
only reason I knew that was because he's asked me
to introduce them for this promotion that he was doing.
He was fundraising, and he got them to play at
the Township Auditorium, and so he said, man, they're so great,
(04:21):
they're so hot. It's unbelievable that we got them blah
blah blah, I've never heard of them, Yeah, and I
went I listened to their music. I was like, wow,
this is great music. And the week before they played
at the Township Auditorium, Mick Jagger announced they were his
new opening act for the Rolling Stones, And I mean,
(04:42):
now I saw the other day they sold out the
Bridgestone Arena all by themselves, just sold it out. Like
fifty thousand people came to see the Red Clay Strays
the Red Clay Strays this year, we had them at
the Township Auditorium and you had an opportunity to see
them in front of whatever that is, twenty eight hundred people. Yeah,
they'll probably never be in that intimate unless you go
(05:04):
to like some sort of VIP where some billionaire hires
them for a birthday party or something. But it will
be a long time. They'll be on the back half
of their career until you ever see him again in
a venue like that. And that could be exactly the
same thing going on with this guy Sam Barber, because
he was twenty two years old, or he is twenty
(05:24):
two years old. He was twenty when he started posting
things on TikTok, and he was twenty one when he
went into the Grand Ole Opry.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I mean fascinating.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
He's an unbelievable talent. And that's again tomorrow morning, six
thirty ish. We want to do it before six thirty.
According to Jonathan, did you know that we're looking at
what they're fearful Jonathan that the Tuesday and Wednesday before
Thanksgiving will be the most traveled days on the road
(05:59):
in a American history. Eighty one point one million people
will drive at least fifty miles those two days.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I believe it. You looked at the people that were
planning and hitting already bought tickets for airlines, like, we're
not doing that. We don't know how long is this
government shutdown is going to go. We're just going to
plan to drive and gas prices have come down so.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Much so still, I mean, I don't know if they're
going to still do the air fair or whatever, but
they have sold six million airline tickets as well.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Uh yeah, it still be busy at the airport.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
So I don't know if those people are going to
go or if they've just said bump it right by
the way. At airports. Five of the ten busiest days
at an airport history were this year. So Americans, we're
out of control with the traffic.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Travel is amazing.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
So yeah, So they're saying if you want to go
drive at midnight basically, basically, if don't drive anytime between
ten and eight pm, ten am to eight pm will
be nothing but congested. Traveling home on Friday or Saturday
a little bit easier. One to eight pm will be
(07:14):
the busy times. According to tripa A one to eight pm,
So you.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Have to going to the road trip and left at
like one o'clock in the morning, just so you wouldn't
have to deal with the.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Traffic always always when And what I do is I
force my wife to get into the car. Don't even check,
don't even get out of your Jammi's okay, just get
into the car. That's all I need you to do.
The pillows already in there. I got another pillow in there.
Just PLoP that pillow. I already got a blanket in there,
(07:43):
and she'll wake up and it'll be like six states later,
Like we're in Pennsylvania. Wow, we made into Pennsylvania. Oh
can you stop at a cracker barrel?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Then?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I'm hungry. Absolutely, We've been driving for seven hours or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I've only done that one time. I was by myself.
I had to drive, but I had to drive to
rights Full Beach, which was all the way across that
long state of North Carolina, Okay, and I started in
the upstate. Yeah, and it was like one I guess
it was like one o'clock in the morning when I
hit the interstate, and I mean it was just left
lane hammered down.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
It's usually three thirty for me. Three thirty is when
I get on the road because that's about what time
I wake up naturally. Like this morning, I woke up
a two thirty. I've been waking up a two thirty lately,
which I don't like. But three point thirty is my
normal wake up time. And so I'll just I don't
send an alarm. I just say when I wake up,
I've already loaded the car. So when I wake up,
I'm gonna drag you to the car because we're not
(08:39):
farting around till nine o'clock in the morning, having breakfast
and all that sort of stuff and coffee. Yeah, and
then you know, ruing the day so I can, Like
when I got to drive to Connecticut, it's usually thirteen hours.
And that's because I don't go near ninety five. I
take seventy seven up eighty one. And when we hit
(09:02):
that road, I mean, like I said, I'll be in
Pennsylvania at like eight nine o'clock in the morning. And
then it get a little congested, like in Harrisburg or
something like that. And then you get into Jersey. It's
always a disaster in New Jersey. New Jersey's never not
been a disaster anytime, day or night. It seems like
that place is always a mess. But you know I
(09:24):
can if I time it just right, I can get
to New Haven for lunch.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Wow, that's pretty damn good.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah. So if I time it right, if I get
up early enough, if I'm willing to eat late enough,
maybe it's like a late dinner, early lunch. Get there
at like three point thirty in the afternoon type of thing.
Pull into Worcester Street, go down to Peppi's or Sally's.
Maybe I'll head on over to Modern Pizza whatever, or
I should say Modern e Beats and we enjoy some
New Haven pizza. Then we continue on the road and
(09:53):
get up to Hartford area.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Great Thanksgiving trip.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
No, yeah, we don't do it. On Thanksgiving. We sometimes
we'll do it around Bismiths. Always in the summer, always
in the summer.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
By the way, if you're looking for somewhere to go,
you've never been. I've never done this. I don't intend
to do this. But if I ever had to go
to Disney World, yes, I would go the Friday after Thanksgiving.
That's the thinnest crowd, the Black Friday. Black Friday's the
thinnest crowd of Disney World. You don't actually probably get
(10:25):
on more than five rides in one day.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I have not been to Disney. Well, the last time
I took Jordan, I didn't go in, but that would
have been probably ten years ago, maybe even more recent
than that now I think about it. But yeah, I
remember going to Disney and absolutely hating it as a parent, sure,
as a like you said, and then I even did
(10:48):
pay for one time. Though what do they call them
the skip the line rises? There's no skipping of the
lines because there's a billion people who paid for that too.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Exactly, they all paid for it.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Maybe it's got you again, did they They just freaking
keep getting yet they keep getting me. Golly, Walt Disney,
I saw it, by the way, one of these AI
videos hysterical and of course there's f bombs in it,
so you can't play it on the air. But it's
it's Walt Disney comes back to life and he's walking
around Disney Park and he's going, what the eff are
(11:22):
we talking about? Who decided these two are gay? What
is happening? We're charging what for a hot dog? How
could an American family come here a hot dog?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
This supposed before the American families. And let's see what
else we got going on for you tomorrow, Jonathan, I
just missed it. I lost it. Hang on stand by. Oh, yes,
you were talking about this, and you say, she's absolutely
(11:57):
right to be nervous because her boy friend, whenever he's
done using his phone, texting, whatever he's doing, he puts
the phone on the table, but he always puts it
face down. And you said, that is a telltale sign totally,
because I guess if somebody texts you the phone lights up,
or if you get a Facebook message or whatever just pops.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Up and you can read it, or are you going
to see a minimum you're going to see who sent
it unless you got code names for everybody in your phone.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Now, usually Jonathan Rush plays the role of the male defender. Oh, yes,
he's the great male defender. But could it be I'm
just spitballing here. Maybe maybe he saw something about like
if you leave it face up, that that's how you
get all the dust on your screen.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
He would be better off saying, Sugar, when I put
my phone down face down, that means I'm not interested
in anyone who calls. My attention is one thousand focused
on you. That's why I turn it face down. I
don't want to be distracted, especially if, like I'm talking
(13:11):
to Sally, Kelly texts me, Kelly, can wait, I want
to I want to look deep into your eyes.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Well, then could you shut it off? That's a bridge
too far.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
So that's the best I could come up. But the
problem is she's not going to believe that you can
sell it.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
So you're saying this is a legit red flag. We
got a problem. He's always putting the phone down face down,
and I don't know why I don't just put it
in his pocket.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Maybe he's I'm even suspicious of people who have those
screens where you can't really see at an angle what's
on their phone.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Oh I hadn't noted that's that's like a feature. You
can pay extra for that or something.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
But when you buy a screen that goes over it,
it overlays.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I think I have one of those, but I don't
know that it's like designed to do that. It was
I only any electronic things that I have, they come
from the mouth and the mind of John Miriam, the
engineer here. Yes, So when John told me to buy
a little plastic screen, he told me which one to
buy and put that on your phone. I did that now. Now, yeah,
(14:16):
he's supposed to make sure he doesn't crack the screen
or something, but I did. I get the added bonus
that you can't see yours doesn't have it.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I got the crappy one. Then a better reason. Somebody
showed me that. They're like, look, I get this for prophecy,
and I'm like, brother, I know you. I know he
has it now. Otherwise I wouldn't have been noticed. I
wouldn't noticed because I'm not looking at your phone. I
don't care who you talked to. I don't care what
you message.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
You could be cheating on your wife all day, doesn't care.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
You could be look at it. Only fans don't care.
Do whatever you want to do. Brother, I don't care.
I like it better that you know you you're so private,
you're not gonna be like those people that insist on
you holding up the video and the show watch this,
watch this.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
But when you get a good video, I want to
I want to show it to you. I'm guilty of that.
I like to show you. I try to run them
over to you and say, look at discounting good ones.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Some people don't show you good ones. I'm like, yeah,
that's that's great. That's your kid.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Oh, if it's a personal video, usually a little bit rough.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
People that can come to your home back in the
day when you showed family films, back in the day
when you had super eights.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You're telling me you're not a social media star. Yet
what a surprise you post great content like this to you.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
That's right, Hey, what's going on in your neighborhood we
should be talking about, you know, how to reach out
to us. I am own social media certainly, and I
am rush at ninety seven five w cous dot com.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Nash at ninety seven five w cus dot com.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Tomorrow is Wednesday, and then is gonna be Thanksgiving. Before
you know, it, you'll be on the road at one
o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Are people even working next week?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
That's funny because are we working on Friday?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
No, no, we never work on Friday. We used to
back on the n Oka days when we were talk
about the fights at the walmarts.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
That's true, but we haven't done that one. Well, they're
the fights at the walmarts. Everybody's buying stuff online.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
They ruined one of the great American traditions.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
The only way you see a fight now is the
two porch pirates are trying to steal the same package.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
And you pointed this out to me, And now I
can't stop seeing it on social media, the bombs or
whatever those things are. I was watching one this morning.
Now it's gotta be ai. I'm thinking. This woman is
covered head to toe in gold. She looks like she's
been in the movie Goldfinger, and she's standing at the
(16:32):
doorbell and she's screaming at the homeowners. Look what you've
done to me over a freaking bicycle. You're gonna have
to be held accountable for this.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
And now I'm seeing that where people are boxing up
like they're busted. Television.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, and then there was
a woman.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Recently who boxed up all of her dirty diapers from
her kid, and the person stole the box and then
like thirty seconds later came back with the box and
then threw all the diapers down with their steps.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Oh so now we got all kind of fun going on.
But the ones that do you show me with these explosions,
I don't understand. It must be, like you said, some
sort of like.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
It's like a proximity sensor.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, they know. It's like I guess you've crossed. You've
crossed so far and it will explode. That seems expensive,
like to invest in some sort of technology like that
would recognize I'm more than one hundred yards from my
front door or something.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Well, maybe they used like the dog collar and they
have the electric fence, so they just use their dog's collar.
So when you get out of the yard it explodes.
It's hysterical. I always want to see them get in
the car. I've only seen one where the guy got
in the car and it exploded on them.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
That that would be so brilliant. I would. I can't
believe is this is this happening in Colombia? Has anybody
seen it happening. That's a great question.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I would love to know anybody who's done this in
the Midlands. If you got that on a ring doorbell,
it happened here in Columbia. You set a bomb, one
of those glitter bombs.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
That, oh my gosh. The only thing that competes with it,
and it doesn't really compete with it as far as
like videos that I know are real. Was and I
think I showed you this one a year or two ago.
There was a guy in like Buffalo or one of
those places that it was really a lot of snow,
and he tried to steal somebody's stuff off the porch
(18:19):
and the guy caught him, Like the guy came out
like filming him, like what the are you doing? And
the guy ran and he got in his car and
he tried to take off and he was stuck in
the snow, and the guy's like, you're not going anywhere.
You're not going anywhere, and he was stuck. And then
the guy actually says, are you not gonna at least
(18:40):
help me? Be a decent human and help me. He's like,
I've called the cops. The cops are coming to arrest you.
Arrest me for what. You were stealing packages off my
front porch, but I didn't steal them, only because I
caught you. That's great.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
The victims are being victimized.
Hello, Kelly Nash, let's talk about tomorrow show today.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Isn't that amazing? We can go down. We just take
a little stroll down the corridor of time and we
are in Wednesdayville.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
And tomorrow is hump Day.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
All right, we are in hump Dayville? How do we
get there so quickly?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Time is fine? My friend is slipping into the future,
is what Steve Miller said.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh, it is slipping, slipping, slipping.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
So tomorrow morning gets six thirty, We're gonna give you
a chance to win. Two two two two.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
We're quoting the great Casey case and nobody knows what
we're talking about. Two tickets.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Sam Barbera is gonna be at the Township Auditorium, and
we say tickets. It's actually a pass. It's a car pass.
It's a bus pass. I don't know if you can
bring a bus, but you can bring an suv bill
with people your kids.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I don't have like a weight limit.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I don't think so you got to kick two kids
out or if they actually charged you by weight when
you pulled up.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh you know, it's like didn't we I think I
did that at some restaurant not that long ago. It's
like one of those places that had like multiple food
markets there or whatever, and you put anything you want
on your that's right food thing and then you just
bring it up and then they weigh it.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
And that's the way they do. Like a salad bar at,
Like yes, now that you mention it, yeah, that's pretty good.
Look at salad bar I've never eaten it. I should
that's a good look at salad bar at loads foods.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I feel like the only way to win that battle
is to not get protein, like just loaded up with
no no, like heavy fruit, Like I'm just gonna put
like what could you put on it, like marshmallows. What
you got to build a salad?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Why you're going to build a salad?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
They know that a lot of lettuce.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So you're gonna be able to get car passes for
Saluta shows. Holiday lights on the River. We have a
lot of great holiday light displays going on, a lot
of them kicking off this weekend. Now, this one starts
on the twenties sixth.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Let me see, I think the shoals goes December twenty
sixth through excuse me, November twenty sixth through December thirty first,
every night from six to ten PM at ten o'clock.
I guess they pull the plug, got it?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Boo? Yeah, I think Segura parks Fireflies light display begins
on the twenty first. That's another good one.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh my gosh, that's this weekend. It's already the eighteen night. Yeah,
it's already the eighteenth. Um, so we can get you
into the township to see Sam Barber. By the way,
that show is almost sold out at this point. That
is unbelievable. That show will be Saturday night, February fifth, seventh.
The word of the day that we're what we're talking about.
(02:40):
I feel like singing it like David Bowie down at
Saga City. But it's segiss, sagacity, sagacity. That that sound
like a disease or something.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You get the say it does sound nasty.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You got the sagacity. Well, if you got the Saga City,
that's a good thing because that means you have sound judgment. Really, yes,
someone with segacity. Congratulations, you have segacity, John.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I was drawing a complete blank. I've never heard of
that word.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, well, now we have sagacity three.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Times in your regular conversations. Make it part of vocabulary.
And tomorrow use it to win tickets for Sam Barbara
and a pass to get into Saluta shelves.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
You wanted to do the double clicks you got.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
We're going to ask you if you did the double click,
you could win both tickets.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
You're gonna make them choose. If they said I only
did the one.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Click, we will. We'll give you their choice. We'll give
you that your choice, and then I'll take the Sam
Barber tickets if you don't want those. Sam Barbara is
a hot ticket.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I must be. I mean, like I said, there are
a hundred dollars for the back of the room and
they're like two fifty to sit on the floor. And
he sold the dang thing out just about now.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
He's like the Zach Bryan Troil to Success. You know.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I was thinking about the Red Clay Strays, and thanks
to Chad Holbrook, I knew who they were. And the
only reason I knew that was because he's asked me
to introduce them for this promotion that he was doing.
He was fundraising, and he got them to play at
the Township Auditorium, and so he said, man, they're so great,
(04:21):
they're so hot. It's unbelievable that we got them blah
blah blah, I've never heard of them, Yeah, and I
went I listened to their music. I was like, wow,
this is great music. And the week before they played
at the Township Auditorium, Mick Jagger announced they were his
new opening act for the Rolling Stones, And I mean,
(04:42):
now I saw the other day they sold out the
Bridgestone Arena all by themselves, just sold it out. Like
fifty thousand people came to see the Red Clay Strays
the Red Clay Strays this year, we had them at
the Township Auditorium and you had an opportunity to see
them in front of whatever that is, twenty eight hundred people. Yeah,
they'll probably never be in that intimate unless you go
(05:04):
to like some sort of VIP where some billionaire hires
them for a birthday party or something. But it will
be a long time. They'll be on the back half
of their career until you ever see him again in
a venue like that. And that could be exactly the
same thing going on with this guy Sam Barber, because
he was twenty two years old, or he is twenty
(05:24):
two years old. He was twenty when he started posting
things on TikTok, and he was twenty one when he
went into the Grand Ole Opry.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I mean fascinating.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
He's an unbelievable talent. And that's again tomorrow morning, six
thirty ish. We want to do it before six thirty.
According to Jonathan, did you know that we're looking at
what they're fearful Jonathan that the Tuesday and Wednesday before
Thanksgiving will be the most traveled days on the road
(05:59):
in a American history. Eighty one point one million people
will drive at least fifty miles those two days.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I believe it. You looked at the people that were
planning and hitting already bought tickets for airlines, like, we're
not doing that. We don't know how long is this
government shutdown is going to go. We're just going to
plan to drive and gas prices have come down so.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Much so still, I mean, I don't know if they're
going to still do the air fair or whatever, but
they have sold six million airline tickets as well.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Uh yeah, it still be busy at the airport.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
So I don't know if those people are going to
go or if they've just said bump it right by
the way. At airports. Five of the ten busiest days
at an airport history were this year. So Americans, we're
out of control with the traffic.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Travel is amazing.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
So yeah, So they're saying if you want to go
drive at midnight basically, basically, if don't drive anytime between
ten and eight pm, ten am to eight pm will
be nothing but congested. Traveling home on Friday or Saturday
a little bit easier. One to eight pm will be
(07:14):
the busy times. According to tripa A one to eight pm,
So you.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Have to going to the road trip and left at
like one o'clock in the morning, just so you wouldn't
have to deal with the.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Traffic always always when And what I do is I
force my wife to get into the car. Don't even check,
don't even get out of your Jammi's okay, just get
into the car. That's all I need you to do.
The pillows already in there. I got another pillow in there.
Just PLoP that pillow. I already got a blanket in there,
(07:43):
and she'll wake up and it'll be like six states later,
Like we're in Pennsylvania. Wow, we made into Pennsylvania. Oh
can you stop at a cracker barrel?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Then?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I'm hungry. Absolutely, We've been driving for seven hours or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I've only done that one time. I was by myself.
I had to drive, but I had to drive to
rights Full Beach, which was all the way across that
long state of North Carolina, Okay, and I started in
the upstate. Yeah, and it was like one I guess
it was like one o'clock in the morning when I
hit the interstate, and I mean it was just left
lane hammered down.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
It's usually three thirty for me. Three thirty is when
I get on the road because that's about what time
I wake up naturally. Like this morning, I woke up
a two thirty. I've been waking up a two thirty lately,
which I don't like. But three point thirty is my
normal wake up time. And so I'll just I don't
send an alarm. I just say when I wake up,
I've already loaded the car. So when I wake up,
I'm gonna drag you to the car because we're not
(08:39):
farting around till nine o'clock in the morning, having breakfast
and all that sort of stuff and coffee. Yeah, and
then you know, ruing the day so I can, Like
when I got to drive to Connecticut, it's usually thirteen hours.
And that's because I don't go near ninety five. I
take seventy seven up eighty one. And when we hit
(09:02):
that road, I mean, like I said, I'll be in
Pennsylvania at like eight nine o'clock in the morning. And
then it get a little congested, like in Harrisburg or
something like that. And then you get into Jersey. It's
always a disaster in New Jersey. New Jersey's never not
been a disaster anytime, day or night. It seems like
that place is always a mess. But you know I
(09:24):
can if I time it just right, I can get
to New Haven for lunch.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Wow, that's pretty damn good.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah. So if I time it right, if I get
up early enough, if I'm willing to eat late enough,
maybe it's like a late dinner, early lunch. Get there
at like three point thirty in the afternoon type of thing.
Pull into Worcester Street, go down to Peppi's or Sally's.
Maybe I'll head on over to Modern Pizza whatever, or
I should say Modern e Beats and we enjoy some
New Haven pizza. Then we continue on the road and
(09:53):
get up to Hartford area.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Great Thanksgiving trip.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
No, yeah, we don't do it. On Thanksgiving. We sometimes
we'll do it around Bismiths. Always in the summer, always
in the summer.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
By the way, if you're looking for somewhere to go,
you've never been. I've never done this. I don't intend
to do this. But if I ever had to go
to Disney World, yes, I would go the Friday after Thanksgiving.
That's the thinnest crowd, the Black Friday. Black Friday's the
thinnest crowd of Disney World. You don't actually probably get
(10:25):
on more than five rides in one day.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I have not been to Disney. Well, the last time
I took Jordan, I didn't go in, but that would
have been probably ten years ago, maybe even more recent
than that now I think about it. But yeah, I
remember going to Disney and absolutely hating it as a parent, sure,
as a like you said, and then I even did
(10:48):
pay for one time. Though what do they call them
the skip the line rises? There's no skipping of the
lines because there's a billion people who paid for that too.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Exactly, they all paid for it.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Maybe it's got you again, did they They just freaking
keep getting yet they keep getting me. Golly, Walt Disney,
I saw it, by the way, one of these AI
videos hysterical and of course there's f bombs in it,
so you can't play it on the air. But it's
it's Walt Disney comes back to life and he's walking
around Disney Park and he's going, what the eff are
(11:22):
we talking about? Who decided these two are gay? What
is happening? We're charging what for a hot dog? How
could an American family come here a hot dog?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
This supposed before the American families. And let's see what
else we got going on for you tomorrow, Jonathan, I
just missed it. I lost it. Hang on stand by. Oh, yes,
you were talking about this, and you say, she's absolutely
(11:57):
right to be nervous because her boy friend, whenever he's
done using his phone, texting, whatever he's doing, he puts
the phone on the table, but he always puts it
face down. And you said, that is a telltale sign totally,
because I guess if somebody texts you the phone lights up,
or if you get a Facebook message or whatever just pops.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Up and you can read it, or are you going
to see a minimum you're going to see who sent
it unless you got code names for everybody in your phone.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Now, usually Jonathan Rush plays the role of the male defender. Oh, yes,
he's the great male defender. But could it be I'm
just spitballing here. Maybe maybe he saw something about like
if you leave it face up, that that's how you
get all the dust on your screen.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
He would be better off saying, Sugar, when I put
my phone down face down, that means I'm not interested
in anyone who calls. My attention is one thousand focused
on you. That's why I turn it face down. I
don't want to be distracted, especially if, like I'm talking
(13:11):
to Sally, Kelly texts me, Kelly, can wait, I want
to I want to look deep into your eyes.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Well, then could you shut it off? That's a bridge
too far.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
So that's the best I could come up. But the
problem is she's not going to believe that you can
sell it.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
So you're saying this is a legit red flag. We
got a problem. He's always putting the phone down face down,
and I don't know why I don't just put it
in his pocket.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Maybe he's I'm even suspicious of people who have those
screens where you can't really see at an angle what's
on their phone.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Oh I hadn't noted that's that's like a feature. You
can pay extra for that or something.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
But when you buy a screen that goes over it,
it overlays.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I think I have one of those, but I don't
know that it's like designed to do that. It was
I only any electronic things that I have, they come
from the mouth and the mind of John Miriam, the
engineer here. Yes, So when John told me to buy
a little plastic screen, he told me which one to
buy and put that on your phone. I did that now. Now, yeah,
(14:16):
he's supposed to make sure he doesn't crack the screen
or something, but I did. I get the added bonus
that you can't see yours doesn't have it.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I got the crappy one. Then a better reason. Somebody
showed me that. They're like, look, I get this for prophecy,
and I'm like, brother, I know you. I know he
has it now. Otherwise I wouldn't have been noticed. I
wouldn't noticed because I'm not looking at your phone. I
don't care who you talked to. I don't care what
you message.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
You could be cheating on your wife all day, doesn't care.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
You could be look at it. Only fans don't care.
Do whatever you want to do. Brother, I don't care.
I like it better that you know you you're so private,
you're not gonna be like those people that insist on
you holding up the video and the show watch this,
watch this.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
But when you get a good video, I want to
I want to show it to you. I'm guilty of that.
I like to show you. I try to run them
over to you and say, look at discounting good ones.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Some people don't show you good ones. I'm like, yeah,
that's that's great. That's your kid.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Oh, if it's a personal video, usually a little bit rough.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
People that can come to your home back in the
day when you showed family films, back in the day
when you had super eights.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You're telling me you're not a social media star. Yet
what a surprise you post great content like this to you.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
That's right, Hey, what's going on in your neighborhood we
should be talking about, you know, how to reach out
to us. I am own social media certainly, and I
am rush at ninety seven five w cous dot com.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Nash at ninety seven five w cus dot com.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Tomorrow is Wednesday, and then is gonna be Thanksgiving. Before
you know, it, you'll be on the road at one
o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Are people even working next week?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
That's funny because are we working on Friday?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
No, no, we never work on Friday. We used to
back on the n Oka days when we were talk
about the fights at the walmarts.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
That's true, but we haven't done that one. Well, they're
the fights at the walmarts. Everybody's buying stuff online.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
They ruined one of the great American traditions.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
The only way you see a fight now is the
two porch pirates are trying to steal the same package.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
And you pointed this out to me, And now I
can't stop seeing it on social media, the bombs or
whatever those things are. I was watching one this morning.
Now it's gotta be ai. I'm thinking. This woman is
covered head to toe in gold. She looks like she's
been in the movie Goldfinger, and she's standing at the
(16:32):
doorbell and she's screaming at the homeowners. Look what you've
done to me over a freaking bicycle. You're gonna have
to be held accountable for this.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
And now I'm seeing that where people are boxing up
like they're busted. Television.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, and then there was
a woman.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Recently who boxed up all of her dirty diapers from
her kid, and the person stole the box and then
like thirty seconds later came back with the box and
then threw all the diapers down with their steps.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Oh so now we got all kind of fun going on.
But the ones that do you show me with these explosions,
I don't understand. It must be, like you said, some
sort of like.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
It's like a proximity sensor.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, they know. It's like I guess you've crossed. You've
crossed so far and it will explode. That seems expensive,
like to invest in some sort of technology like that
would recognize I'm more than one hundred yards from my
front door or something.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Well, maybe they used like the dog collar and they
have the electric fence, so they just use their dog's collar.
So when you get out of the yard it explodes.
It's hysterical. I always want to see them get in
the car. I've only seen one where the guy got
in the car and it exploded on them.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
That that would be so brilliant. I would. I can't
believe is this is this happening in Colombia? Has anybody
seen it happening. That's a great question.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I would love to know anybody who's done this in
the Midlands. If you got that on a ring doorbell,
it happened here in Columbia. You set a bomb, one
of those glitter bombs.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
That, oh my gosh. The only thing that competes with it,
and it doesn't really compete with it as far as
like videos that I know are real. Was and I
think I showed you this one a year or two ago.
There was a guy in like Buffalo or one of
those places that it was really a lot of snow,
and he tried to steal somebody's stuff off the porch
(18:19):
and the guy caught him, Like the guy came out
like filming him, like what the are you doing? And
the guy ran and he got in his car and
he tried to take off and he was stuck in
the snow, and the guy's like, you're not going anywhere.
You're not going anywhere, and he was stuck. And then
the guy actually says, are you not gonna at least
(18:40):
help me? Be a decent human and help me. He's like,
I've called the cops. The cops are coming to arrest you.
Arrest me for what. You were stealing packages off my
front porch, but I didn't steal them, only because I
caught you. That's great.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
The victims are being victimized.
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