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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly. Hello, it's tomorrow show. Two day. Tomorrow is Humpday,
Wednesday the tenth, it'll be fifteen more shopping days. Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Time is definitely of the essence right now and getting
Christmas presents.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's going to be here before we know it. Brother Hm, Carol,
there's would be knocking at the door, Carol.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Have you when's the last time you had a caroler?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
That's a great question, It's been a while. I mean
usually it's an outreach program from a church trying to
make sure you know what time there's Sunday or their
Christmas Day service is going to begin.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I think I remember barely, barely. I remember being a
part of a Christmas carol team when I was like
eight nine years old, and are All Saints Episcopal Church
in East Hartford, and we went marching through a neighborhood singing.
I wouldn't have the audacity to do it now, I
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guess as a nine year old I didn't care that
I was probably flat or a little pitchy dog or whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I'm old enough to remember when our youth group used
to go on caroling as well, and one of the
places we would always.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Go yearly is Bull street to the insane aside.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yes we did, and we've been singing to the I
only remember singing to guys. I don't remember any women
being in the assembly where we sang.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Do you remember security being nearby?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I remember the security, Yes, I do remember it because
he had to grab the fire extinguisher. One of the
guys that I was talking to while we were having
some kind of punch and cookies put his cigarette out
in a plastic plant that caught on fire.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
That is a memorable trip for the boy Scouts or
whatever that was. For goodness, gracious, wow, true story. Let's
make caroling great again. Who's going to be the first
to go car recently?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Is like last week some carrollers got shot.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
At no I was just thinking about that. Is like,
as I was saying it, let's make Carolyn great again.
Maybe it's too dangerous. You go and knock on somebody's door.
And remember the Halloween kid got shot through the door here.
That was in South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I did read the story. I just know that the
carolers went screaming as the fire shots were fired when
they started singing, Oh come on you faithful.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Shots rang out in the Chicago skies.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I'm sure it probably happened somewhere like that.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Goodness gracious, well, here it's a little safer, hopefully, as
we u celebrate Christmas, and one of the great ways
to celebrate Christmas has taken some of the amazing light
shows that we have around town and maybe not even
in town. According to Caroins, their Winter Fest is the
premiere holiday festival for the Carolinas. They're claiming both North
and South Carolina can't top what happens at Winterfest. And
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we've got a four pack of tickets for you tomorrow
morning at six thirty if you're here and know what
the word I'm going to say it. I believe it's
pronounced as nestis, as nestis, that it could be an
acnestis ac n E S T I S.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I'm going to go with exiled.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You know, I don't know how you come up with
these definitions, but you are really good at like getting
to the essence of the word.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I think I'm just trying to key on what could
be the derivative or what derivative that this would be of.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
So what was the derivative?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well, next us I believe has something to do with
like exodus. Okay, that's Latin. That's Latin. Darland, Dland. He's
an educated man.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I am not well as neestis or acnestis is the
part of the back where human beings and or animals
are unable to reach in order to scratch.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Really, when you see the bear rubbing up.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Against a tree, yeah, it's that little spot between your
show blades, which to me feels like it must be
the driest spot on earth because it's always itching. There's
like a little like it's a size of a quarter,
and I just can't get to it.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
That's one of the questions I want to ask God.
I want to get to heaven. Hey, why are there
not more animals? Because I got tired of always tasting
beef or chicken or pork or deer. Why weren't they
more animals with different tastes? And number two, why didn't
you make our arms just a little bit longer so
we can reach that spot way and can't get to it.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Didn't want you to be too independent.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I wanted you to rely on me, Sally for it.
I have to scratch Sally's ex nestis.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
However you want to say it aac n e s
t I s. I'm gonna go with ecnestis. I think
that's more probably than closer than s nestus. But acnestis. Yeah,
And there's the answer right there in the Morning Rest
blog at ninety seven five w SOS dot com. We've
also got uh, you know, as you get ready for
your traveling, Jonathan, we think we have bad traffic. And
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so someone who is from originally the Tri State area,
I laugh at when people say this is horrible traffic
around Malfunction Junction because it's really not uncommon. And I'm
going back to the seventies and the eighties when traffic
was still not a thing of the way it is
today in that area. It could be you know, Long
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Island Expressway not uncommon, literally not uncommon for you to
be on the say the Northern State. There's three main
expressways on Long Island, the Northern, the Central, but they're
the middle and then obviously the Southern, and you might
pick the wrong one. And this is before the internet, right,
and then you'll hear it on ten ten wins or
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one of those news channels and they'll say, with a
straight face, four hour delay now, and you can't get
off you're just parked.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You're stuck.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
That's why they call it a parkway. I guess because
you're parked on the parkway. But according to the twenty
twenty five Global Traffic Scorecard, they've looked at thirty six
countries in a thousand cities and rank them all. I'll
just look here in the United States. Then the worst
city in the world is Istanbul. The second worst city
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in the world is Chicago. Now, if you're if you
happen to be one of the poor sobs who live
in Chicago, it says that the average commuter is stuck,
meaning not driving, for one hundred and twelve hours per year.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Well, he got the damn lake in the way.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
And it costs the city about seven and a half
billion dollars annually. That the just lost productivity. So Chicago's
the worst. But just if we were just to look
at the average commute time in America, you're going to
spend forty nine hours a year stuck in traffic, forty
nine hours more than a week of work, just stuck
in traffic. And h worst of Chicago, New York, Philadelphia,
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La Boston. You don't even get Atlanta in the top five.
Miami's at number six. Then there's your beloved Atlanta, Houston, DC,
and Seattle round out the top.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Llly didn't make the list.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Didn't make the list.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
The damn redlighte of the Crabtree Valley Mall did not
make the list.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Well, maybe that one particular area we could go back
and just see if they barely broke it down by
traffic lights. And Meghan Markele has has broken incredible record, Jonathan.
According to screen Rant, they've never seen this before. Her
new Meghan Markel Netflix special called With Love Meghan Holidays
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Celebration That's the name of it, debuted last week. I
guess currently has a zero score, meaning of the thousands
of people who've watched it, zero percent liked it. They've
never seen this happen, So it's an unbreakable record. Meghan
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Markele will be famous forever. It's being described, well, she said,
you know, this was supposed to be a very special.
It's set on my California State, follows Meghan Markle as
she welcomes guests, cooks, gardens, and shares her lifestyle tips
with that holiday twist. Apparently nobody liked it. Some have
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called it soul sucking. This is bad, completely boring, very inauthentic. Anyway,
she's got a zero.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
If you're looking for something to watch this holiday, maybe
not the Meghan Markets the special she had been.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
One of the seventies. She be have in a perfect
poster girl because she doesn't open her mouth. She just
looks beautiful and she's a good looking woman. I'm gonna
take that away from her.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yes, what is she gonna do when she gets old
and is not attractive?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
You better try OnlyFans while you're still young.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Well, she got plenty of money, right, She got Prince
Harry to do whatever he needs to do, and Netflix
has given her like a hundred million.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Dollars one of those Hallmark Christmas movies. I mean, he
is a prince for Pete's sake, like.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
A guest appearance, and then give them ten million for
it to just kind of like be in the coffee
shop and then and then like she's like, you wouldn't
even know a prince if you bumped into one. Oh,
pardon me, and Prince Harry, that's a great be a
great scene for him.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Pud to me.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I don't know how he even speaks Jonathan Tomorrow, the
Morning Rush of regular question of the day. Is it
even a possibility. One of the things that companies like
to do is have Secret Santa contests because they feel
like it builds, you know, some sort of culture that
we It forces us into an interaction and as we
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get further and further apart. We were talking about this
the other day, that there is no office culture because
there's nobody in the office anymore, and it's hard to
make people feel like I'm part of a team. So
the holidays, this is a great way. You have a
forced Christmas party, everybody is expected to come, and then
you have the secret Santa contest where you draw a name.
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And then so I'm I got Billy, and so I
haven't seen Billy in a year, but I can only
spend twenty dollars or whatever it is, and I'm going
to buy something for Billy. And then and whoever pulls
my name's gonna pull something for me. Makes him think
about me, and blah blah blah, and he's just like,
in all honesty, I don't have time for it. I
don't want a gift. I don't want to be a
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part of it. Can you go to your boss and
say count me out.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Please do please go to your boss and say revisit
this entire thought process and don't do it. We're too
disjointed now. We're not even cohesive as a team. If
I drew, if I Drew Kelly's name, I know what
to get him. I see him in the office every day.
If I drew Tom Touchberry's name, I haven't seen Tom
Touchberry in person this year, but maybe four times.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
But you'd get him a game catcat because he loves
the game.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I would know to get him a game cockcat. But
if you want to get a gift for someone, you
need to know something about him. Well, we're not even
together anymore. How do you you just gonna give him
a visa gift card? Well?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I don't think you can opt out of it, though,
because I think the boss wants to force you into
this connection. And if you say I don't want to
do it, I think what you're saying is when the
chopping block comes down, yep, I should be first.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Off, should be first one, Yeah, I should be first
one voted off the island.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
So if you're willing to leave the I mean all
over A twenty dollars gift. Just go buy a twenty
dollars gift and then that way you're not the first
one fired.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
This is good. How do you handle this one? Hey,
what's going on in your neighborhood we should be talking about?
You know how to reach out to us on social media.
You can also reach out to us by email. If
you've ever been part of a call caroling group they
got shot.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
At, we would look at the interview.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I'd love to hear what happened. Or you saw something
awkward where some guy came to the door barely dressed,
opened it and then stood there and you had to
stand there with a straight face and sing to him, Oh,
come all, ye faithful.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I imagine him like a wife beater and boxers wearing
only boxers.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah, a wife and a tobacco stain from this spit.
Juice nine seven eight nine two six seven is the
numbers you use. You could also use that number to
win at six point thirty. What you're talking about, We've
already given you the answer tomorrow. We got more tickets
for Winterfest I had. I did the Google image search.
It looks very festive up in here US. Yes, four
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tickets for that tomorrow we get over hop day. On
the morning rush