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September 12, 2019 13 min

SUBSCRIBE TO 'THE NEXT EPISODE' SO I CAN MAKE MONEY TO FEED MY DAUGHTER

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September 6, 2019 10 min

Swifties are at war with #90sDads over who will get the #1 spot on the charts. A rapper is retiring and the woman who went viral for dipping her chicken tender into a soda is now making more money than all of us. Have a great weekend and please SUBSCRIBE! I want to tell my mom that I made it, kind of.

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September 5, 2019 13 min

Rick Ross has revealed a dirty little secret. Oprah is going on a tour that we will never afford. Plus, the Jersey Shore house is available for rentals; all you need is your bros, grenades, booze, and laundry detergent. SUBSCRIBE TO THE POD SO MY BOSS IS HAPPY, PLEASE AND THANK YOU!

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September 4, 2019 10 min

IT'S BEYONCE'S MOTHER FRIGGIN' BIRTHDAY, FAM! Also, Cardi B is fighting a gang of 10-year-old white boys and John Travolta scores his 4th box office bomb with the help from the guy who did it for the nookie. Stay classy, my friends.

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September 3, 2019 93 min

Here's your answer to a question asked literally/figuratively hours beforehand, it's [insert show name here] with Sabrina, Fritz, and Rauce! Live reporting from Hurricane Dorian, we also dabble in Rauce's Political Rant, Fritz's Birthday Segment, Karaoke, Confessionals, and live updates from YOU!

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August 30, 2019 11 min

Germany is in trouble with Billie Eyelashish. A legless Juggalo drove a golf cart into a man at the Gathering. NuBabyMetal is here and so is an AirBnB that once had Walter and Jesse in it, making meth of course.

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August 29, 2019 10 min

The episode where the other two don't laugh at anything the gal says, Young Jeezy is predicting the weather, and Judge Mathis has a DNA test that is 100% that bitch headed his way.

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Kellyanne Conway responds to Taylor Swift by half-singing on Fox News. Drake's feelings are now in court. Marvel is going gay! Hooray!

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August 27, 2019 10 min

VMA recap. New music leaking all up in this pod. Mr. T is made at some weedheads. Plus, Sabrina's really bad joke about Alicia Key's new music campus. I love you.

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August 26, 2019 10 min

Hasbro just got hard AF. Jersey Shore gals protest in front of the Treasury Building and call it The White House. The Dropkick Murphys give a private window concert. Now repeat everything I said in Sean Connery's voice.

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August 24, 2019 14 min

Robert De Niro caught wearing De Platform shoes. Everyone's favorite redhead-that-has-a-new-accent-everytime-she's-in-the-news is back in the news with a music tease that is sure to knock your friggin' socks off. And everyone must die...according to Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen guy. Thank you for reading this far into the descriotion. I love you.

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August 22, 2019 10 min

Cardi B is fuming and asking NYPD to suck her fumes. A psychiatrist says Elvis Presley is alive and shares a picture of a guy who looks nothing like Elvis. Plus, some sprinkled awkwardness, of course. Are you still reading this?

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August 21, 2019 10 min

Bachelor alum goes to a red carpet event with a carpet of her own (of sorts) and a lawsuit against a reality TV star over a crappy meal that ended in crap. Everywhere.

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August 15, 2019 11 min

Andy Dick may have grabbed his attacker's [Andy's last name]. Bella Thorne tries her hand in Bella Porn. And a porn-friend of the show needs some help after an accident.

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August 6, 2019 12 min

Here I will put a description eventually. It was funny, I swear.

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August 6, 2019 12 min

Machine Gun Kelly wants us to cancel Swedish Fish in response to A$AP Rocky's arrest (and despite Swedish Fish being produced in America,) plus Katy Perry is fighting aging with her BH, so Sabrina made a catchy song about it (ALL the praises to Producer Genie, Fritz)

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July 30, 2019 11 min

The train wreck that is Woodstock 50 has yet another update (Woodstock? More like ShouldStop!) Sabrina brings back the critically-acclaimed foot fetish segment. Plus, which Marvel character's picture was used in an attempt to purchase recreational marijuana? My money is on Ant-Man.

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July 29, 2019 11 min

Someone has a foot fetish. A TV show about Legos is on the way. Sabrina takes a crack at impromptu theme songs.

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July 22, 2019 158 min

MONDAY 7/22/19: C-Lane has a long Friday. Lion King kills in the box office. Shawn's son calls in for Live Trivia. A prank-loving neighbor summons the birds.

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Sabrina covers the latest in entertainment news (or, at least, news that she finds entertaining) including how puberty killed a Disney star, a possible sex tape with the actor from the Underwood Deviled Ham commercials, and One Million Moms' fight against the gay agenda, Vol. 5093. Plus all the Sabrina awkwardness in-between!

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