Cardi B is fuming and asking NYPD to suck her fumes. A psychiatrist says Elvis Presley is alive and shares a picture of a guy who looks nothing like Elvis. Plus, some sprinkled awkwardness, of course. Are you still reading this?
Bachelor alum goes to a red carpet event with a carpet of her own (of sorts) and a lawsuit against a reality TV star over a crappy meal that ended in crap. Everywhere.
Andy Dick may have grabbed his attacker's [Andy's last name]. Bella Thorne tries her hand in Bella Porn. And a porn-friend of the show needs some help after an accident.
Here I will put a description eventually. It was funny, I swear.
Machine Gun Kelly wants us to cancel Swedish Fish in response to A$AP Rocky's arrest (and despite Swedish Fish being produced in America,) plus Katy Perry is fighting aging with her BH, so Sabrina made a catchy song about it (ALL the praises to Producer Genie, Fritz)
The train wreck that is Woodstock 50 has yet another update (Woodstock? More like ShouldStop!) Sabrina brings back the critically-acclaimed foot fetish segment. Plus, which Marvel character's picture was used in an attempt to purchase recreational marijuana? My money is on Ant-Man.
Someone has a foot fetish. A TV show about Legos is on the way. Sabrina takes a crack at impromptu theme songs.
Sabrina covers the latest in entertainment news (or, at least, news that she finds entertaining) including how puberty killed a Disney star, a possible sex tape with the actor from the Underwood Deviled Ham commercials, and One Million Moms' fight against the gay agenda, Vol. 5093. Plus all the Sabrina awkwardness in-between!