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Swifties are at war with #90sDads over who will get the #1 spot on the charts. A rapper is retiring and the woman who went viral for dipping her chicken tender into a soda is now making more money than all of us. Have a great weekend and please SUBSCRIBE! I want to tell my mom that I made it, kind of.
Rick Ross has revealed a dirty little secret. Oprah is going on a tour that we will never afford. Plus, the Jersey Shore house is available for rentals; all you need is your bros, grenades, booze, and laundry detergent. SUBSCRIBE TO THE POD SO MY BOSS IS HAPPY, PLEASE AND THANK YOU!
IT'S BEYONCE'S MOTHER FRIGGIN' BIRTHDAY, FAM! Also, Cardi B is fighting a gang of 10-year-old white boys and John Travolta scores his 4th box office bomb with the help from the guy who did it for the nookie. Stay classy, my friends.
Here's your answer to a question asked literally/figuratively hours beforehand, it's [insert show name here] with Sabrina, Fritz, and Rauce! Live reporting from Hurricane Dorian, we also dabble in Rauce's Political Rant, Fritz's Birthday Segment, Karaoke, Confessionals, and live updates from YOU!
Germany is in trouble with Billie Eyelashish. A legless Juggalo drove a golf cart into a man at the Gathering. NuBabyMetal is here and so is an AirBnB that once had Walter and Jesse in it, making meth of course.
The episode where the other two don't laugh at anything the gal says, Young Jeezy is predicting the weather, and Judge Mathis has a DNA test that is 100% that bitch headed his way.
Kellyanne Conway responds to Taylor Swift by half-singing on Fox News. Drake's feelings are now in court. Marvel is going gay! Hooray!
VMA recap. New music leaking all up in this pod. Mr. T is made at some weedheads. Plus, Sabrina's really bad joke about Alicia Key's new music campus. I love you.
Hasbro just got hard AF. Jersey Shore gals protest in front of the Treasury Building and call it The White House. The Dropkick Murphys give a private window concert. Now repeat everything I said in Sean Connery's voice.
Robert De Niro caught wearing De Platform shoes. Everyone's favorite redhead-that-has-a-new-accent-everytime-she's-in-the-news is back in the news with a music tease that is sure to knock your friggin' socks off. And everyone must die...according to Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen guy. Thank you for reading this far into the descriotion. I love you.
Cardi B is fuming and asking NYPD to suck her fumes. A psychiatrist says Elvis Presley is alive and shares a picture of a guy who looks nothing like Elvis. Plus, some sprinkled awkwardness, of course. Are you still reading this?
Bachelor alum goes to a red carpet event with a carpet of her own (of sorts) and a lawsuit against a reality TV star over a crappy meal that ended in crap. Everywhere.
Andy Dick may have grabbed his attacker's [Andy's last name]. Bella Thorne tries her hand in Bella Porn. And a porn-friend of the show needs some help after an accident.
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Machine Gun Kelly wants us to cancel Swedish Fish in response to A$AP Rocky's arrest (and despite Swedish Fish being produced in America,) plus Katy Perry is fighting aging with her BH, so Sabrina made a catchy song about it (ALL the praises to Producer Genie, Fritz)
The train wreck that is Woodstock 50 has yet another update (Woodstock? More like ShouldStop!) Sabrina brings back the critically-acclaimed foot fetish segment. Plus, which Marvel character's picture was used in an attempt to purchase recreational marijuana? My money is on Ant-Man.
Someone has a foot fetish. A TV show about Legos is on the way. Sabrina takes a crack at impromptu theme songs.
MONDAY 7/22/19: C-Lane has a long Friday. Lion King kills in the box office. Shawn's son calls in for Live Trivia. A prank-loving neighbor summons the birds.
Sabrina covers the latest in entertainment news (or, at least, news that she finds entertaining) including how puberty killed a Disney star, a possible sex tape with the actor from the Underwood Deviled Ham commercials, and One Million Moms' fight against the gay agenda, Vol. 5093. Plus all the Sabrina awkwardness in-between!