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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Miranda Lambert has responded to the viral video of her
butt talks being exposed while in concert. That's coming up
the story we love in just a moment, Trisha, I
don't know if you care, but Lollapaloosa kicked off yesterday
in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm gonna say that's a big don't care.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
That was huge when I was young, and I kind
of wanted to go, but I never did. This year's
lineup includes Tyler the Creator, Luke Combs, Olivia Rodrigo, Corn
Corn Sabrina Carpenter, and a bunch of others. That's going
on in Grant Park in Chicago. I'm about as close
to that right this second as I ever want to be.
(00:37):
Lollapalooza is still a thing in twenty twenty five from
a Loser Hold video.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It' that's you, that's me, all right?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
So this week of fans video of Miranda Lambert's butt
cheeks set the Internet on fire. The big question was
was this wardrobe malfunction or did she do it intentionally? Well,
Miranda has just responded. She posted it to TikTok video
of her walking excuse me in that same skirt with
the caption I've been warning y'all about my backyard swagger
(01:08):
since twenty fourteen. And then it ended with a kissy
face emoji on the screen. So her song Little Red Wagon,
you know about that when Sandy was playing in the
background some of the lyrics from that song, or you
can't step to this backyard swagger? You know, it ain't
my fault when I'm walking just dropping like ooh.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Talking about your her little red wagon.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
So that was basically her response. She kind of doesn't care.
It's not bothering her.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
It happened. It was her biscuit cheeks. She's like, that's
what it is.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yet Lady Wilson's out there going who wha, wha, wha
wha who whoaah. Yeah, I'm the butt queen exactly right, Wait,
you can't do that. I'm the butt Queen. But late
Miranda's like, hey, didn't played that game right right?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I think that that's the best response to stuff like
this is yeah, it happened, not the freak out, not
that someone's getting in trouble in wardrobe.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Not the then yeah, not to say that they're they're
now just have PTSD. Yeah over you know what I mean.
Just just roll with that. If that's the most embarrassing
thing that happens to you, you're doing pretty good in.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Life, right.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I feel like this is another one of those situations
of any kind of exposure is good exposure. I mean,
not the word exposure. If you're likable, Yeah, if you're likable, right,
and she certainly.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Is mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Everybody likes Miranda Lambert. I feel like they do well.
She wasn't. Was she in a band and then went
out on our own?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I don't if she was, I don't know anything about it,
but I don't think she was, right, So good for you, Miranda.
You keep that backyard in good shape. You do that.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Text us anytime. Our text number seven three seven threes
are a one ninety six hundred, but our text machine
to work. We paid big money for that thing, and
it takes up a lot of space in our studio,
so I'd like to get some use out of it, right,
So we love to hear the ding ding ding when
we have a text message coming in. Trisia still not
taking the online qualifying courses, so.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
He won't let me touch it. That's why I'm not
necessarily the one who's responding to you.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Right, It's just five classes that you have to take online,
take past a little quiz at the end, then you
can use the text machine.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
It's too long.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
You can just show me No, I really can't. I
really can't.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Care, all right, Sandy.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Remember in one of our car Dot cares earlier this week,
I told you what the opposite of the word paranoia.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Is pro noya, when you believe there's a large group
of people conspiring to do good things for you.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yes, that has to be one of my new favorite
words and definitions, secretly conspiring to do good things for you.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
So I'm interested to know whether or not you care
don't care? To find out a little bit more vocabulary
and know what kimono literally translates from Japanese as meaning
the word kimono the literal Japanese translation.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Why do I care?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Because it's interesting. It means things to wear. That's really yeah,
it just means things to wear. I thought it was
something like that had to do with like the culture
and this and like important and tradition.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
It just means things to wear. Huh yeah, interesting? All right, Sandy?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Do you care don't care to find out what was
considered to be the most serious crime and ancient Rome
and what the horrific punishment was. It's super random.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Umm, speaking against the Caesar would be probably the number
one rule against it. And you were probably burned like
a Roman candle and uses a street light.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
No, they're both worse.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
What the most serious crime and ancient Rome was killing
a parent and the punishment was being sewn into a
bag with a monkey, snake, a dog, and a chicken
and then thrown into a river to drown.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Wow, they were creative in ancient Row. I've never heard
of that.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
We're weird and random.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I feel like the animals that you're sewn into a
bag with, I feel like that has they have some
kind of meeting.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
A dog, a chicken, a snake, a monkey.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, probably some meaning. Yeah, poor monkey cat, you do nothing. No,
I'm like, you didn't do anything to those pants.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I'd go into the Dude's like you're the one killed
your parents. I didn't do anything and here I am
sewn up in a bag.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
We've been a bag with a snake. Yeah, drowning in
the river.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Ruthless people? All right?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Finally, Sandy, do you care, don't care to find out
what Snoopy, Chuck and the Peanuts Gang.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Is up to. Yeah, because they haven't done anything in
a long time, in a very long time.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
But the Peanuts Gang has come out with their first
musical in decades. It's called Snoopy Presents, a summer musical,
all original songs, but it's like a full on Snoopy
TV show. We haven't had one of those since we
were little.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, you're right, we haven't, and I don't think we
need one now.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Oh, I don't know. It looks pretty good.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
You can tell they took the exact original drawings and
just updated them, made a more modern I mean, they
look the same, but it's in more of a modern
feel in the movie.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I think it's very cool.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
This pig Pin still got the cloud of dirt following.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, pig Pin is right there. He's got all the
dust around him. It's all of them.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Pig Pin was a mess.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
He never took a bat. Charlie Lucy Sally.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Who was the dude that played the piano.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Schroeder?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, right, Pepper Patty Lucy loved Schroeder, right.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Lucy was in love with Schroeder. Peppermint Patty we think
was in love with Charlie Brown.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Peppermint Patty was in love with Lucy.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
They just never she was in love with Charlie Brown.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Pepper Patty was not in love with Charlie.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yes she was.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
She was called herself his girlfriend. She was lying, she
called herself his girlfriend. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I'm just saying nothing new has come out since I
think before we were born, and here we go. I'm
very excited about it. If you're wrong, someone will correct us.
I know, I know there was a Peanuts they out
last year. Dummy, that's on Apple TV.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
It's gonna be an Apple TV Plus in a couple
of weeks, all right.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I will.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I'm glad I don't have Apple TV Plus. I would.
I love the Peanuts Gang. I just don't need this, right, you.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Just want to watch the old stuff they journey, know, Yeah,
you know, is Losey gonna pull the football?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Probably?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I mean probably as classic Peanuts come on as classic
clus I just wish once Chuck got to kick that ball, right,
can you what if this is the movie that she
finally lets him kick it? You got to be there
for that, let me know, all I wish just to
stick her out more coming up. Gosh, I really am
afraid that I might be gross chrish.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I mean these are gross sandy.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I'm just saying because someone they did a big poling
asked Americans. They wanted to find out what the most
hated foods in America are, and I have. I like
all of them except for the one that I've never tried.
And because I like all of them, it makes me
think I would like that one.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
It's gonna add it to your list?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Is it number nine?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, no, I know I have not.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Okay, we'll get to them in just a second. I
would try them. Um, anchovies hated, hate whit, hated anchobe.
I love an anchovy.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
You do love any You love any kind of fish.
You're the fishiest guy I've ever known.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah. The more it tastes like the water it came
out of, the more I like it.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah, you like the fishy taste.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Liver, love liver, Think of.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
My grandma every time.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Liver and onions, Oh man, no, love it. Number three
on the list. People hate sardines.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah, it would me too, except if they're ground up
in a good Italian sauce or something that would be
an anchovy you want, oh, okayry and.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I don't like sardines at all.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I like sardine on a cracker.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Heck yeah, oh sandy, And it's a sardine summer. So
this is they're having their summer right now.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
They are.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I they don't love this. Next one, I'll tolerate it,
but tofu yeah being curd right, I'm not ordering it,
but I mean, if it's there, I'll eat it.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, if it's in your little bull of soup from
your Chinese food restaurant. Okay. I like squid. I like kalamari.
People hate it, hate it.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I don't know if people hate klamari.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I feel like people can tolerate anything I know, but
I feel like people can tolerate anything fried that you
get to dip in something. I feel like when you
say squid, I feel like you're like sushi squid raw squid.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah. But I like it there too. I've had it
there too. It's good eating stuff squid too. Did you
know that? No, it's good, really really a fishy list here.
Caviare is next. I have not had it very often,
but I do enjoy it. Oysters love them, love them.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I was in on an oyster until I found out,
what a year and a half ago, that they're still
alive when you put them in your mouth.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I didn't know that. Haven't had another one since then.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
And then I just found out there's an oyster joint
right around the corner from us. I need to go
check that out. And I love this is This is
not a good time of year for oysters. It's too hot.
It's months with rs in them here, so a little hot.
Another one. I love blue cheese.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Oh, I love blue cheese.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
That's one of this one and one other one's the
only one on the list, only wins on the list.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I'll eat Here's the one that I don't know if
I like or not because I've never tried it. Chitlans
Chitlan's never had it.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Pig intestines.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I bet it's fried or something. I'd try it, but.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
It's pig intestines. It's intestines. People eat it, Trisha, ye,
I'm out some people do. And finally, sushi, how do
people hate sushi?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
You're eating the wrong sushi.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
That's why I could eat sushi every day.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
But thirty eight percent hate it, twenty three percent love sushi,
which is higher than any other food that we have mentioned.
Our daughter is starting to warm up to sushi.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
She's trying to veggie sushi.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I keep trying to bump her up to California role,
but she won't because of the crab that's in it.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah, she'll get over that, she gets as she gets old.
I have some a couple more that just missed the
list of beats. I do not like a beat. Oh,
I love a beat thirty one percent don't like I
don't like care. I like you. Uh. Okra made the.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
List right, Okra?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Heck yeah, I like frid Oka. I do not like
a Brussels sprout.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
You don't even like a roasted Brussels sprout.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Nope, I don't like them. Eggplant I love eggplant. Yeah,
and I'm not real crazy about olives. Olives are on there.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Love an olive, not a black one, though I'm a
green girl.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Did you ever take olives when you were little and
put one on each black olives of your finger?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Of course every kid did that, Yeah, every kid did.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I thought there was so clever. She's trusted riding Sandy.
Thank you very much for being with us. We've got
more coming up on Austin, SADES Station one O three
point one.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
All.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Did you have a friend when you when you were
a kid who just insisted on asking their parents before
doing anything.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Oh yeah, for fear of getting in trouble if they
didn't ask first.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Well there is a new term
for that same kid. But in a more modern technology world,
they're called sloppers, and there are people who have to
ask chat g PT before doing anything called sloppers. It's
a reference to AI slop, the often garbled, low effort content.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Online, the low like chat GPT. You have to ask
them to everything for you exactly. Yes, yes, I mean
you can't even do anything. And that's a huge I
had a recent thing yesterday. I got at our school.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I had volunteered to do something to check kids in yeah,
for a program and these are incoming freshmen. So what
it held was a freshman thirteen fourteen, he standing there
and part of the thing was Okay, what's your last name?
And I bet you twenty five percent of the kids
that came through that line all looked at their mom
(12:49):
or dad to answer their name. Their last name is Scot.
I'm like, these are the kids that are going to
use chat gpd T before they do anything. And then
I can't tell you how many times the kids they
got a baseball cap and they were to write their
last name on the back of the baseball cap, and
I would hand the kid. I purposely handed it to
(13:09):
the kid to write their name on the cap, and
I can't take you. Probably I don't again, probably twenty
five percent of the mom or dad snatched the pin
out of the kid's hand and wrote the name on
the hat for him, Like, what is going on here?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
About to be in high school and you can't write
your name right?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Why does this bug me so much? I remember my nephew.
I asked her I was gonna make sandwiches and you
go on a sandwich jack and he goes to his
mom what kind of sandwich do I like? And he
was like sixteen?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Yeah, yeah, Well that's like when our daughter, whenever she
and I would go to the sandwich shop, she would
always say, Mom, what is it that I get? And
finally I was like, girl, this is the last Today
is the last day I will order your.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Sandwich for you.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I did that too, Oh you did? And Jersey Mike's
when she was probably eight, Yeah, I was like this
the last time. I'm gonna tell you what your sandwich.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You know what you eat, think about it and you
order it right.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, why are weeds doing such good as parents and
everyone else is terrible?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
It must be so great to be so perfect. Haasy
is the crown we wear right.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
To We're also the same parents. So let our child
watch some movies that.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yeah, I'm like, why do we let her watch that
at such a young age? But it's kind of how
we grew up. Here's a good example of a slopper.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I like this story.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
A man said that he was on a first date,
but was surprised when the date pulled out chat gpt
on her phone to ask what she should order stop
at tom on. She's a slopper. There was no second
date either.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Wouldn't be for me either.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I mean it's like it's like chat gpt has become
their parent.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah, yeah, they're right. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Yeah, start thinking
on your own. Use AI for good things that you know,
things that you can really use it for. Yeah, not
to make everyday mundane stupid decisions. It's ridiculous, right, that's nonsense.
It is, you're nonsense.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
You're nonsense, Sandy.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Stay with us. Nonsense coming up one O three point
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All right, the votes are in Tricia for this week's
(16:06):
MVP of the Sandy Show. It was a one vote MVP.
As it always is, the first vote in is the
one that gets the award. We got a lot of them,
did we good? You're ready for the big announcement? Yeah,
this week, the most Valuable Player on the Sandy Show
goes to Sandy. You got it. Congratulations. That makes up
(16:29):
for the beatings I've taken on the feud.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh yeah, congratulations.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I think it was kind of a sympathy vote, to
be honest with think there's a bunch of other ones
after it, said Tricia, but the first one in.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Said Sandy, you deserved it.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Before we get to the things we learn, can I
tell you this Dexter Resurrection Elstinko.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Oh no far Yeah, Okay, it is not good.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
It's like it's lost, it's it's swaggered.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Trying too hard, Yeah, trying to follow up with the
how successful the other one was right before it?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, And they're in New York City and they're trying
to make it gritty and it's got to be in
Florida for that, right. Yeah. I watched three episodes and
it's just kind of a lot of flashbacks and it's
all all continue.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
But am I the only one who when there's a
show that it's present day, flashback present that I really
really have to pay attention because then I'm like, well,
who is that? Wait a minute, that looks familiar, like
it's confusing.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yellowstone did a lot of that, yes, and it confused
the crap out there.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yeah, sometimes because a lot of times in movies, if
they do a flashback, they'll.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Make the tent of the color a little different to
let you know it was old.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yellow studn't do that. It just made it feel like
just another scene.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, okay, it they do. It's like in Dexter Resurrection.
I was watching, I go if they wonder if they
ever get like three episodes into it, and everyone ever goes,
you know what, we need to cut back on the
flashback stuff. Yeah, he's done a lot of that. Clearly
they did.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Okay, I'm glad. I'm the only one who's like, what
what we learned today?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Well, we learned that Miranda Lambert she didn't care that
everybody saw her butt shakes this week, the video that
came out of her butt cheeks hanging up from underneath
her short miniskirt. She didn't care, she said, I've been
telling you guys about my backyard since twenty fourteen. She
put out a video and then did a little kissy.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Sign on it.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I love it. I know, I like that.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
That's her attitude about it. Everybody's got a butt, Sandy,
he can't freak out about it. If somebody sees your
everybody poops, everybody poops. Almo taught us that. Another thing
we learned was the new term sloppers.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, these are people that use chat GPT for everything.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
For everything.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
One of the examples that I was like, that is
something that anybody can can relate to. As a guy
was on a first date and when it was his
date's turn to order, she pulled out her jet Chat
GPT on her phone to ask the chat GPT what
she should order for dinner.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Sir, Oh my god, ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
That's ridiculous. And finally, we told you all about Smoky Bear.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
So Suirk tried to go up against Smoky Bear, went
through some national forests, stole the Smoky Bear signs and
then sold him on Facebook marketplace for nineteen hundred dollars each.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
The agriculture.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Agricultural Commissioner of Florida tracked him down, arrested him, and
you know who is right there when he got cupped
and stuffed, Smokey the Bear, A man right there right
held the door open for the cop to put the
bad guy in the back seat.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Should have hit him in the head with his shovel.
Should have done he always has a shovel that's going
to do it for us. Thanks for being with us today.
We're going to do it again on Monday. Don't take
any crap from anybody.