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Speaker 4 (00:01):
Tricia's story.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
We love is an example of how we can't have
nice things. That's coming up in just a moment. Did
you see the title for the new Meet the Parents movie?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yes, I love it, Fowker's in Law.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I will see that maybe too. And that's not normally
my kind of humor. But the whole Meet the Fowker's franchise,
Meet the Parents, whatever their original name was, it's pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Yeah, I mean those that's great.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
And it seems like the comedy may be having a
little bit of a comeback because Naked Gun, the new
one is out.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yes, And I saw the interview with Liam Neeson and
Pamela Anderson and they are playing up the romance thing
like the camera cut to them and it looked like
they were in a full on makeout session and then
they turned around like very cold cam, coldplay cam kind
of uh oh, gotcha, gotcha?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
All right.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
So mister Luke Bryant playing a in North Dakota, singing
his songs, doing his things and out of nowhere. During
Country Girls Shake It for Me, one of his big hits,
somebody threw something and hit the man in his face
in the face, hit him in the face, don't know
what the object was. There is video of it, but
it knocked Luke backwards, so we're saying it was a
(01:19):
beer can, but we're not exactly sure. You could tell
he was pissed for about a second, but they got
right back to singing, finished his set. What a professional.
I would have shut it down right there and walked
off the stage.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Have a throwing stiff at me?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
That is not cool.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
There was a singer, like a pop singer. This was
probably a year and a half, two years ago. Somebody
threw skittles at her. She was done, she was gone, yeah, skittles.
Somebody threw a beer can at my face.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
We saw Luke Bryan and he was a great performer, Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Really good. Why would you throw a beer can at him?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'm telling you there is a there seems to be
a mind frame right now that you can just do
whatever you want.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Knock it in trouble.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
How many videos do you see of people shoplifting, walking
out with carts of stuff and like, you can't touch me,
don't touch me, don't you can't touch me.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Nobody can touch me.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Or if the security guard who works there, an employee
who works there does stop them, then they're the ones
who end up getting in trouble.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
That's ridiculous, ridiculous, right, it's created.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Your thief, right. Yeah. And then of course people on airplanes,
people are.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Just losing their mind.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
They really are.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
And I've said it before and I'll say it again,
especially the guys. These are guys that act like this
that have never been punched right in the mouth. Yep.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Their moms didn't whip them, Yep. They've never been circle
whipped by their moms. Right, Nobody has ever punched them
on a playground to teach them.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
To learn from your peers how to act exact.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Sometimes getting punched out on the playground for being a butthole, Yeah,
is the wake up that you need as a kid.
I remember endorsing children by child violence. That's not what
I'm saying, But.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Are our daughters. Last year, her ROTC instructor. It's a
retired Marine tennant colonel, and he was telling me a
story about how his son got punched in the nose
at school and got he got in a fight. And
he was like, all right, well, what'd you learn from that?
And he said something, He goes, No, what you learn
is it's.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Not going to kill you, right, you keep your If
this sub don't get punched in the face next exactly,
be ready for it next time.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I thought that was good advice. But man, there's a
lot of people never been punched right in the nose.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I mean, just don't know how to act.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, because they've never been punched. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I mean, Also, what's going on with their home, their
their homeschooling, their their mama and daddy's schooling them, teaching
him right home training.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
That's what it is.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
There's no home training happening with some of these people.
I know they just I mean, I don't know. It's
embarrassing around and find out right, it's embarrassing that that
people think that it's okay to act like that.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Luke Bryan, I mean, good for him, it was total pro,
total pro kept going.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
If anything, I would have stopped the concert, had my
people find that person and take them out, because the
crowd would have told you exactly it pointed right at him.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I bet that did. That is the story. We love
stick around. We've got more coming.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Up one O three point one, Austin.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
If you missed yesterday's JB and Sandy Hour from seven
until eight o'clock.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Here is a little bit of what you.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Miss in my brain. A Colacchi is a fruit colachi,
Sandy says. A wiener is also a wiener a hot dog.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yeah you can.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I don't think they're both called colachi's though. I think
it's just a fruit colachi, not a wiener. Colacchi is
a legit colachi.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
To hear the rest of that story, grab the podcast
version of the show.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Search JB and Sandy on the iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
App Austin dot com.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Hey, it's the Sandy Show. Sandy and Tricia on Austin's
eighties station. What O three point one?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I've missed the.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Trispiration actually been a while.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
These are things you can actually use, Like, this is
real world.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
This is not fantasy Internet things that people.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Say, right.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
This is not somebody saying they're an influencer because they
put pretty words that they post a pretty a pretty
inspirational quote each morning and then they're all, look, I'm
helping people, right, I'm so good.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
They're not that. This is not that.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
So Trisha will take a meant a well intended meme
and then she'll fix it into something you can actually use.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
What was the original.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
The original is be the change you wish to see
in the world.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
I believe that was Gandhi. That's say that I do, really,
I think so.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yes, Well, I'm gonna fix mister Gandhi saying you're gonna
fix Mahatma Gandhi's okay.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I mean it was nice, it's great.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah, it was well intended from a good place, but.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
It didn't help me today.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Right, I'm gonna I'm gonna get a little more specific
with it.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Ready, Yeah, No, I normally have music.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
I don't have your music, candid.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Right, here's what I fixed. Be the quiet person you
wish to sit next to in the movie theater. I'll
be the jerk who's loud in the movie.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
There.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
See, it's a little.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Bit more zeroed in, a little bit more honed in
advice for you that you can carry out into the
world that others will appreciate.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Tricia Carrey's grudges and resentments. And I have heard once,
I've heard a hundred times about the guy at the
movie theater. It's a fancy movie theater with food service, waiter,
waitress service, and he had a salad and a metal
bowl and he clanged that fork on that metal bowl
for an hour and a half.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
How big was the freaking salad?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
First of all, it's a movie theater who's serving metal
bowls in metal force?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Not a good idea, not a good idea.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
But the man got a salad and a giant doctor
pepper and I'm telling you, he ate that salad for
an hour and a half of the two hour movie
with the think and the scraping it together to get
another thing, ding tink bite and probably got every single
possible drop of doctor Pepper out of that cut because
of the ice. He would turn it straight up in
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ice avalanche, straight down, shake it ice avalanche, then go
back to salad, dingting, dingting, to the point where I
was like, I'm getting ready to go say something to
somebody like and that.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
What happened is you because your brain zero's in on that.
That's all you can hear.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
All I could hear right way, there was that much
salad in there. I think you finally finished it, but
there's only like twenty minutes left in the movie.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah, I would have been like, are you almost done?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Right?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
How are you still eating that?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Next time, try the soft pretzels.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Try the ruben yes case ideas.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, something quiet and soft, something that doesn't require clanging
for you, Toad, it was incredible, Hager, French pras are
soft and quiet.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I'm not gonna make anybody mad.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Oh you're in rare form today, dude, you're a rare
rare form. All right, all you air gongers. You know
when I think I'll open up the air gong window.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Oh, we're gonna start signing people up again.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Let's give out a couple of numbers. Tell everybody what
they need to do. I pull up some of our
existing air gongers.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
All right, if you would like to have your own
specific air Go number assigned to you, all you have
to do is text us seven three seven three zero
one ninety six hundred, type your name and the word gong.
We need your name because we're going to sign you
to a gong number. You're going to be an air
gonger with US official.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Right, you.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Have got to tell us your name. Yeah, all right, here,
let's give a couple of shout outs. I'm gonna shout
out Sondra and Sheena because they share number twenty four.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yeah. There was a little bit of a clerical error
on Sandy's inn, and he assigned to number twenty four
to two people.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
But they were cool. Yeah, the soldier and Sheena said
we'll do it.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I hope you guys are still out there listening. They
shared number twenty four.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Brandy is number twenty five, Hi, Brandy, don is twenty six,
Camera and number twenty eight. Lisa's twenty seven.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Bobby Bentley, Bobby Bentley.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
You can't say just the first name. You have to
say first and last name.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yep, Phil Carlson, he's our Bobby and Phil are our
only first and last.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Namers, really, and it can never just be Phil at
this point.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
It's Phil carl Phil Carlson. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Gail is number thirty four, Stacy's thirty five, Caleb thirty six,
Gary thirty seven.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
And then I had to assign one.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I had to jump down to forty six because I
couldn't remember where I was on my list. I remember
thirty seven to forty six, and Nina with a long
eye is number forty six.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
So we got thirty eight to forty five open to
fill up right now.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Okay, So if you want your air gong number, text
us will shout you out on the radio. Seven three
seven threes are a one ninety six enterd Please tell
us your name as well.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
All right, here we go, Sandy. Question number one, do
you care or don't care? To find out a couple
of ways to prevent freezer burn on your ice cream?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
I'll do it for the listener, I'll care, all right.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
The first one, the most recommended one, Eat it faster.
That's my technique. Eat it faster that.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
The other one is to store the carton upside down,
put it, put the lid on it, and then store
it upside down. Because what causes freezer burn is that
when you take it out, you take a lot off
and you it scoop it the top part of the
ice cream that melts and then refreezes.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
That's why. So it's stored in your refrigerator upside down.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
No freezer burn. Good hack, Oh, good hack, ice cream hack, Sandy?
Do you care or don't care to find out?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
We did this.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Not too long ago. I told you what the definition
of the word pro noia was. Yeah, I'm going to
give you another definition of a word you care don't
care to find out?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
What capitanem is? No Because I'll never use that word.
It is really cool.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
It is a word that changes in meaning based on
whether or not it's capitalized. So, for example, the name
Sue versus the word oh I got the name, or
the month March versus the action march. What's it called again,
It's called a capitinem. Capital I feel like is somewhere
in there. I think that's kind of cool. You're a
wordy person, capitinem.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I know.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Finally, let's get to the weird major League baseball fact?
Care or don't care to find out what three major
League baseball players have in.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Common other than just their name? Yes, all right.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
All three have the first name Aurelio, and all three
were killed in car accidents.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Oh, isn't that strange?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Aurelia Monteguto died in nineteen ninety, Aurelio Lopez and ninety two,
and Arrelio Rodrigus in two thousand.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
All major League baseball players all died in car accidents.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Speaking of baseball players, kind of bum them to see that.
Chicago Cub legend Ryan Sandberg passed away. He was sixty
two years old. He had prostate cancer. I watched so
many Cubs games growing up on WGN. Heh, yeah, you
know that. It was all on cable and Ryan Samberg
was such a good Hall of Famer, great ballplayer. Really
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young too, sixty two that is young, really really young.
So rip to the rye yep.