July 28, 2025 ⢠55 mins
 đ âWhatâs the go-to move for romance in Wisconsin? Apparently⌠cheese for three.â
Thatâs just one of the many laugh-out-loud moments in this spicy and satirical segment of The JB and Sandy Show. In this episode, JB, Sandy, and Tricia dive headfirst into a new national ranking of states with the most (and least) satisfying sex livesâand Texas proudly lands in the top 5.
The crew breaks down the data, debates the reasons, and delivers their own hilarious theories on why some states are thriving in the bedroom⌠and why others are falling flat. From horny cowboys in Oklahoma to sweater-wearing bookworms in Vermont, no state is safe from their playful roasting. And yes, Sandy revives one of his oldest (and cheesiest) jokesâliterally.
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Thatâs just one of the many laugh-out-loud moments in this spicy and satirical segment of The JB and Sandy Show. In this episode, JB, Sandy, and Tricia dive headfirst into a new national ranking of states with the most (and least) satisfying sex livesâand Texas proudly lands in the top 5.
The crew breaks down the data, debates the reasons, and delivers their own hilarious theories on why some states are thriving in the bedroom⌠and why others are falling flat. From horny cowboys in Oklahoma to sweater-wearing bookworms in Vermont, no state is safe from their playful roasting. And yes, Sandy revives one of his oldest (and cheesiest) jokesâliterally.
đ§ Memorable Moments:
- âWeâre doing the sex. Itâs good, healthy stuff.â â Sandy
- âBarrel racers and horny cowboysâOklahomaâs got it going on.â â Tricia
- âFromage Ă trois. Cheese for three.â â JB
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good friend of mine.
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Lateness, something's changed to he hard? Did he find Jess?
He's got himself a gurgling.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Alone and make some mine.
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That she's watching the window dies and.
Speaker 8 (01:37):
That body just not.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Late at night.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
No understand, I'll play alone with us charade.
Speaker 9 (02:00):
It doesn't seem to your reason to change, you know.
I feel so dirty when they start talking cute. I
wanna tell her that a lot bout the boy his
brother mood because she's watching it within those eyes and
she's loving.
Speaker 10 (02:15):
It with that body.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I just know, and he's solved in her in his
arm late at night.
Speaker 10 (02:22):
No I was said, I had just see his gul.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I said, I just.
Speaker 10 (02:27):
See his girl.
Speaker 11 (02:31):
Why can't I find out that?
Speaker 10 (02:34):
Just glos?
Speaker 12 (02:37):
I said, I just see his girl?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
What can I find out?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Wanna? I can't I.
Speaker 11 (02:46):
Find out her mother? Night?
Speaker 10 (02:52):
And I'm in the nail all the time?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
One than what you don't say me?
Speaker 8 (03:03):
I been funny.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I go with the lines and that the way I
suppos to me.
Speaker 11 (03:24):
Tell me?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
What can I find out a.
Speaker 13 (03:26):
Woman like that?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
No one was said, just his girl?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I said, girl, I'm anxious his girls.
Speaker 11 (03:55):
What can I find her? Woman life?
Speaker 10 (03:57):
I like just his girls?
Speaker 13 (04:14):
Up next, we do it every Monday. It's Rapid Fire
Q and A. I got three questions for Tricia. Here's
one of them. What's the best thing you've watched on
TV in the last thirty days?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (04:24):
I got to think about that for a minute, because
I've watched a lot lately.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I know you did on Saturday. Yeah, this busy stick
are out. Rapid Fire Q and A is next on
Austin's eighties station. What oh three point one?
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Be last.
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Don't tos when you want to suck to as, be las, don't.
Speaker 11 (05:14):
Do it.
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When you want to come.
Speaker 15 (05:20):
Where you want to come, Relax, not to lass when
you wanna go to Beliss, come too when you wanna
come Belas, not toos.
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When you want to be las, don't do it when
you want to come come.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Let's yourn Sam still.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Look at.
Speaker 11 (06:10):
Anyone else.
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Lusbill, Relax, don't do it.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Relax when you want to come.
Speaker 10 (07:05):
We love you do too well.
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Red one is not to love it.
Speaker 12 (07:10):
Don't do you want to come?
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Let me love to read?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Where wos up to.
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Look?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
When you want to come? Where do you want to come?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Where you want to come?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Come?
Speaker 10 (07:56):
Want to.
Speaker 13 (08:19):
Rise and shine tomorrow with the JB and Sandy Hour
from seven until eight o'clock. But if you're going to
sleep in no problem. Just search JB and Sandy on
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were officially on the record with rapid Fire, Q and A.
I've got three questions for Tricia tomorrow She'll have three
(08:40):
questions for me. I always like to know if you're
prepared to tell the truth, the whole truth, and know
about the truth always.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
So help me God.
Speaker 13 (08:49):
All right, First question, Tricia, what's something you put into
your recently put into your Amazon cart then decided not
to get. Oh god, I do it all the time.
And then they hound you online. Hey, you forgot something
in your basket?
Speaker 18 (09:03):
You as when you go back in next time, they're
like someone of your items has had a price change.
All the things, I guess most recently, probably a pair
of shoes, a pair of high hills that I want
to have.
Speaker 13 (09:13):
You noticed the I just discovered this, forgive me if
it's if it's been around on Amazon forever. A lot
of things have a digital coupon. Yeah, you click that,
then you have a certain amount of time to make
the purchase. Otherwise the coupon's no good.
Speaker 14 (09:25):
No, I mean it's I don't. I've discovered it about
a year or so ago.
Speaker 13 (09:29):
I just used it for I bought a couple of
In fact, I have one. Just I just hoping that
this is a laundry bag, Yeah, for like wet clothes
and stuff. I used it when I bought those. That
saved you like three dollars. Yeah, right, three bucks because
I got tired of my workout clothes that are all
sweaty and nasty and gross.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yeah, being in there with my other clothes that are
just dirty.
Speaker 14 (09:50):
Where do you put the sweaty ones? Where do you
put the bag with the sweaty clothes in it?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
I hang on the on the back of my closet door.
Speaker 14 (09:57):
So but then is it stinky in your closet?
Speaker 13 (09:59):
Well that no, the bag keeps it from being stinky.
That's why because I pile up the workout you know,
the workout closest. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
just a more laundry. I should stop working out because
it's so much launch.
Speaker 14 (10:10):
Yeah, you should become unfit to much.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Trisha do you wear Do you order it when you
are home alone?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Yeah, I do too, of course, And I put it
on before I go to bed too. When I shower.
Speaker 14 (10:23):
I put it on it every time I get out
of this shower.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
As part of the routine.
Speaker 18 (10:26):
It's part of the routine because number one, you don't
want to smell yourself.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
I know, there's nothing worse than you're in bed and
you get a whippy yourself.
Speaker 14 (10:35):
Can you stretch and you're all.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Wow. Yeah, here's a question.
Speaker 18 (10:39):
Why does my left arm pit smell more than my
right arm pit does? Sometimes my left arm pit smells
and my right one does not at All's.
Speaker 14 (10:45):
Happen to you?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I don't like to know that you've smelled, ever smelled.
Speaker 14 (10:48):
I mean, it's not an aggressive scent.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Maybe your left side's just that sweat land is more active.
Speaker 14 (10:56):
More active. I feel like a lot more things happen
on the left side of your body than the right.
Speaker 18 (11:01):
Do you know that if you lay, If you are
a person who has prone to acid reflex, lay on
your left side makes your acid reflects a little less
intense because of like where your stomach is in your
body when you're laying on your left side.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Thank you, doctor, Trisha, I did not know that.
Speaker 18 (11:16):
Yeah, a lot more important things happen on the left.
I guess that includes body odor.
Speaker 10 (11:20):
Two.
Speaker 13 (11:20):
Okay, last question, what's the best thing you've watched on
TV in the last thirty days.
Speaker 14 (11:27):
Okay, So here's my problem.
Speaker 18 (11:28):
I have a list of two watch things, but then
when I watch them, I delete them off my list.
I need to move it over to a recently watched
list because I get this question a lot and then
I can never remember.
Speaker 14 (11:40):
What i've recently.
Speaker 18 (11:41):
I sort of check mark next to the one I
don't know, because you know, I don't like my list
to get too long.
Speaker 14 (11:45):
It stresses me out here.
Speaker 18 (11:46):
I can the two that I will say there's two
because I just watched the Billy Joel documentary over the weekend,
Billy Joel and so it goes. It's on HBO Max,
so good. I don't care if you think you're Billy
Joelfan or not. You should watch this documentary. I loved that.
And before that, last week I watched the story about
Amy Bradley, who disappeared off of a cruise ships never found,
(12:11):
never found yet to this day, they're never gonna find her.
But there are all these theories and all of this evidence,
some that points to her being like she committed suicide
and jumped off, some that she was thrown off.
Speaker 14 (12:24):
Some that she was taken off and is still alive.
Speaker 18 (12:27):
Any suspects in that, yes, lots of suspecty convictions that
no conviction, Sandy, it's crazy to watch it. And again,
I'm terrified of a cruise ship, so I think that's
what kind of drew me into it too, right, Yeah,
Amy Bradley. What's the disappearance of Amy Braden's disappearance of
Amy Bradley? And it is on don't know Netflix. Maybe
(12:47):
I can't look it up super quick.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
It's on Netflix. I saw it.
Speaker 13 (12:50):
I didn't watch it, but I saw it when I
was clicking through Netflix for where there's nothing for.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Me to watch.
Speaker 14 (12:56):
Well, that's something for you to watch. Just letting you
know it's great.
Speaker 13 (13:00):
All right, that's rapid fire Q and A stay with
us more coming up three Austin dot com. Hey, it's
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Love Love.
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Thanks?
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Austin's any station? Walking like any like that?
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She's killing us?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Another was a crowd used to like a ring.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Love.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
She's get the look. I haven't lay around him because
seven's got another one. She's been in me around kissing.
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There is a color.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Loving is a white dog.
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She's got the look.
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She got.
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She's got the want to the world and make them
run out. Girls on me when everything I'll ever do
what you.
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And my life.
Speaker 25 (20:07):
She's got the loops to the door as the love
of disguise like another as.
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Long as she like a man, and she's starting to move.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Swaying to the man, moving like a She's a miracle
man loving asa oh shan kish miss the web stand.
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She's starting to look she's got to look, got the
what's in the world and make a runner.
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Girls on you when everything I'll ever do, I'll look
for you.
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And a lie.
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She's got the loop.
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Looking like a man, like a famer.
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She's a juveniskin never was a quit her tasted like
a ray club.
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She's got.
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She goes no no, no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
She's like.
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She's got to says it, what's in the world.
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And make a runner him.
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To me one every thing I'll never do like that.
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She's got.
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What in the world can make you.
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One thing I'll do.
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I don't do.
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show she's gone.
Speaker 13 (22:57):
If you're with us earlier, we told you it'snaked season.
We've got another naked season. Story someone being naked where
they shouldn't be naked. What's this person doing?
Speaker 18 (23:05):
All right, this is a guy who's impersonating a hippopotamus.
What Yes, this is a crazy story. Did you see
him personating a hippopotamus?
Speaker 14 (23:15):
He was described as very much hippopotamus like.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
All right, naked season rolls on. We'll tell you more
about it.
Speaker 13 (23:23):
Coming up next on Austin's eighties station one O three
point one and streaming at one O three to one
austin dot com.
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Don't stop.
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If you missed the JB and Sandy ore this morning,
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station one O three point one. About a month of
naked season left. When September gets here, I'm telling you
things will slow down with the naked people stories.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
But until then we're gon. We're gonna ride it for
all its work.
Speaker 10 (28:03):
Chicken, get close for no reason.
Speaker 14 (28:10):
Your niga season, all right? So this happened in northwest
Oklahoma City.
Speaker 18 (28:18):
A four hundred pound six foot two naked man burst
into a four hundred pounds yep, burst into a family's
home while they were there.
Speaker 14 (28:28):
He was confronted by the homeowner, who had a gun.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Of course he did. It's Oklahoma yep.
Speaker 18 (28:32):
The man calmly turned around, walked out of the house
into the backyard, and jumped into a pond that was
nearby where their homeowner is the one who described him
as very much hippopotamus like. The officers arrived and arrested
him for a decent exposure, but it took him over
an hour to get the guy out of the pond.
He was just right there at the surface, like everything
(28:55):
but his nose and his eyes underwater. This guid need
some help, yes, Public intoxication and indecent exposure also I
believe breaking and entering.
Speaker 14 (29:07):
When they finally got him out of the water.
Speaker 18 (29:09):
No injuries to the families were reported, except that scared
him to death. At a six foot two, four hundred
pound man who was naked burst into.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Pretending to be a hippopotamus.
Speaker 18 (29:20):
Well, I think that they're talking about he thought he
was hiding.
Speaker 14 (29:22):
In the pond.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Oh, but he was described as Yeah.
Speaker 18 (29:25):
They were saying the way he was hiding in the pond,
everything underwater except up to his nose and eyes was
very hippopotamus.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
The second time hippos have come up.
Speaker 13 (29:34):
Today were talking about the hippo problem in Colombia because
the Pablo Escobar's a zoo.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Yeah, and he got killed and now they just reproduced
and they've got hundreds of them. Yeah.
Speaker 14 (29:45):
And I don't why you were saying they could just
shoot him.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
I mean, I just have a hunt.
Speaker 18 (29:49):
I don't know if I don't know how feasible it
is to catch a hippopotamus and relocate.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
It, shoot him.
Speaker 14 (29:55):
I mean, they'll they'll kill you.
Speaker 13 (29:57):
Yeah, I mean I don't know what. I'm gonna take
some heat that I'm gonna all you animal lovers out.
They're gonna blow me up on my phone today for saying, Josh.
Speaker 18 (30:07):
Well, they're destroying property, they're killing animals, their breaking havoc.
Speaker 14 (30:11):
Something needs to be They.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Don't belong there. No, they do not, All right.
Speaker 13 (30:15):
That's our Naked season story of the day, our second one.
Actually stay with us more coming up on.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Three point one.
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Swatching from Many five. Hey, hell, I pay the price?
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Al wants to be left alone in my everty?
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What Why do I always steal?
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I put the.
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Twelpings on it. I always felt somebody spot to.
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Me and I have no dous.
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I always do somebody spot to me?
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Is it just a trick?
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We're not a cooler shot.
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A few times.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
People call me on the stone. I'm trying to avoid
the people. Don't be see me when I'm all like
this Tarno.
Speaker 10 (31:41):
When I'm in the show.
Speaker 22 (31:42):
I'm afraid to watch my house because I'm h over
my eyes and find someone stunting down.
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We don't say I'm crazy. This isn't that I've touched.
But Davies hous like me. I was like, fuck, that's
why I always do somebody spot.
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And I have no bass.
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I always did.
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That's a bad who's playing for something?
Speaker 12 (32:42):
I don't know anymore. I'm a man.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
What is the mail man watching me? Watching?
Speaker 3 (32:49):
And I know feel safe any more?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
What a mess? I wonder who's watching me?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Now?
Speaker 10 (32:55):
Fair rest?
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I'm honesty some badst.
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And I have no broad.
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I thought was pill?
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Some If you missed the JB and Sandy Show between
seven and eight this morning, here's something you missed.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Texas. Congratulations, man, we're doing the sex.
Speaker 14 (34:20):
Guys, we are.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Getting after, we're doing the sex. It's good, healthy stuff.
The sex life of Texans right up there. What top
five in the country.
Speaker 18 (34:29):
We're in the top five of the most satisfied with
their sex lives states.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Really, yep, yep.
Speaker 18 (34:35):
There was a study that was done, some research by
some sex education experts said that based on not only
survey saying how satisfied people say they're with their sex
life also has to do with what people in Texas
are looking up on the WWW in order to improve
their sex lives.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Oh really, a little research on their sec What can
I get her to do that? Chall Let's see if
she'll try to, We asked Grock. What can I get
my wife? She did this? What's next? What's the next level?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Oh?
Speaker 18 (35:13):
Yeah, So, according according to the research, Texas is in
the top ten. We are right in the middle, number
five out of the top ten. Do you want to
know who the top five are for the most satisfied states?
Speaker 19 (35:24):
Yes, with their sex size girls, Because my theory on
Texas would be there's just a lot of good looking people.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
You gorgeous people. Spend a little time.
Speaker 19 (35:32):
I've been in some other states and you just kind
of go, huh, dude, I was just in Nebraska for
a week.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Trust me, Trust me. The most beautiful women in the
world are in Texas.
Speaker 18 (35:44):
You've said that for years, Sandy, It's true. Yeah, well,
rounding out the top five and number four Mississippi.
Speaker 14 (35:51):
Oh yeah, Oklahoma number three?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Really? How girls? Cowboys were too much makeup? Yeah?
Speaker 14 (35:58):
Sandy likes that though.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Oklahoma. Oklahoma girls really cake on the makeup, arrol racers.
Speaker 14 (36:04):
To control those big.
Speaker 18 (36:05):
Old horses, and got those cowboys with those chats and
they're horny, yeah, horny. Number two New Mexico really yeah,
I thought it was a little surprised by that.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
And the number one of the most sexy. I don't
think New Mexico.
Speaker 14 (36:20):
I know, I don't really either thinks. You know, Southwestern
I don't.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Really gets and Adobe.
Speaker 28 (36:26):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 18 (36:29):
The number one state most satisfied with their sex life
Wisconsin because they're.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Indoors all nothing else to do. Yeah, yeah, they I
mean it's just so cold, cold.
Speaker 14 (36:42):
And cheese curds. That's about all there is up there.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Lots of sex in Wisconsin.
Speaker 14 (36:46):
Yeah, number one.
Speaker 18 (36:48):
You know the top five states are the unhappiest with theirs, Yeah,
all right.
Speaker 14 (36:53):
Number five Utah. I'm surprised it was at five.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
The whole underwear thing there, Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 14 (36:59):
Of access needed, difficult layers.
Speaker 23 (37:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Number four Alaska really cold. There goes our Wisconsin theory.
Speaker 19 (37:08):
I feel like Alaska, and it's in Alaska like disproportionately
men to kind of like North Dakota.
Speaker 11 (37:13):
Yea.
Speaker 18 (37:14):
And also I feel like not a lot of people
in those kind of outlying areas, Like you kind of
go through your rolodex and then you're done, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 13 (37:21):
You know, I was thinking of like people from small
towns when they break up with someone. Let's say they
got one bar in the whole town and their boyfriend
and girlfriend they break up and they go to the
same bar.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
That's got to be awkward comfortable, right, Yeah, that'd be weird.
Speaker 18 (37:33):
Number three most unhappy sex life state, North Dakota.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 19 (37:39):
Yeah, again, I think it's like an insane disproportion of
men to women there.
Speaker 18 (37:44):
Yeah, yeah, that's the problem. Number two Vermont and happy there.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
They're just stuffy.
Speaker 13 (37:50):
They don't want to take off their sweaters with patches
on the albos.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
The guys who have to, they have to put their.
Speaker 13 (37:56):
Pipe down to do it, take off their loafers, they'd
have to put down their books.
Speaker 19 (38:02):
Stop in the middle of you're busy milk milking the
trees for sack.
Speaker 28 (38:06):
Yeah yeah, yeah, they can't be bothered with that in Vermont.
And so I love how quickly we can just encapsulate
the entire state.
Speaker 18 (38:20):
The number one most unhappiest state with their sex life
kind of debunks our previous Oklahoma theory as to why
it was the third happiest Wyoming Wyoming.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
It goes with JB's I bet there's more dudes there.
Speaker 18 (38:33):
But I mean nothing but cowboys, cowgirls riding the horses,
doing the manly things.
Speaker 13 (38:39):
It probably has to do with a lot of outdoor
work too, like North Dakota Wyoming. Working outside and you're tired,
and the lasting you're you know, and you're like, I'm
done for the day. I am Tired're tired. People at
shower when they come home from work, not before work,
you know what I mean? Yeah, and they're just tired.
Speaker 23 (38:59):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
The Wisconsin being the number one, you know what, the
the go to move is there for your love life?
What boy, do you know this?
Speaker 19 (39:07):
No Fromjatoine cheese cheese for three, cheese for three for
you just came up with that just now. It's an
old other. So really it's one of those. Remember you
were like not long ago, you were like, do you
(39:27):
ever have any jokes you should retire?
Speaker 4 (39:29):
And I couldn't come up with that. That's one of
one of them.
Speaker 19 (39:35):
Anytime anyone brings up Wisconsin, just throw out the old
for Maja, you.
Speaker 14 (39:39):
Know somebody the dirty of cheese up there.
Speaker 13 (39:41):
Everywhere, there's a lot of cheese up there. Yeah sure,
uh so tell me where Nebraska was.
Speaker 14 (39:48):
Nebraska didn't even make the top ten.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Well I gotta be on the list somewhere.
Speaker 14 (39:51):
Yeah, well I only have the top ten.
Speaker 13 (39:54):
I'm sorry you have the top ten in the bottom ten. Yeah, exactly,
got you got you got cha. That was from earlier
this morning on the Jady and Sandy Show. Stream the
podcast Whenever you want, search JB and Sandy on the
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Austin's eighty station one three point one. Thanks for being
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me wrong with the fake countries.
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Yes it was.
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We got a feeling that's going to come up again
during the things we learned. Not sure, just a feeling.
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Go with your gut, Sandy, all right, so.
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Speaker 4 (44:41):
There's a dude.
Speaker 13 (44:41):
He's twenty four and when he was just fifteen months old,
he was diagnosed with a rare chronic disease where the
body attacks certain foods as if they were harmful invaders.
By the time he was twenty he only ate three foods. Potatoes, rice,
and corn have been deemed safe. All right, he is here.
(45:01):
He is talking about it.
Speaker 17 (45:04):
Can't eat food.
Speaker 8 (45:06):
I got a feeding to when I was three years.
Speaker 29 (45:07):
Old and had it all the way until I turned
eighteen in high school transitioned to drinking the Jese boxes
in the formula full time. You sort to realize how
much society is built around food, you know, birthday parties
and every event. I used to be allergic to meal cakes, wheat, peanuts,
sewing red dye with two picks them.
Speaker 12 (45:24):
They said, you're good to try.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
All meat, all fruits, and all vegetables. I haven't evenuilt
the habit of sitting down eating food.
Speaker 29 (45:29):
I haven't built the habit of preparing food.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
I don't rat a cook.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yes, I can't eat food, but that doesn't mean I
can't enjoy life.
Speaker 13 (45:34):
He's talking about Neo Kate Splash, which is a medically
formulated drink that came packaged in convenient little juice boxes
that he can have. Oh wow, but isn't that weird? Yeah,
what a terrible way to live live. Food is so good?
Speaker 14 (45:48):
Right, and if you.
Speaker 18 (45:49):
Smell it, like you know, like you smell something in
your mouth waters like I wonder if that happens spreads
that tasted anything?
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Right?
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Like if you smell popcorn.
Speaker 14 (45:58):
Yeah right, yeah, that's awful.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Now I want popcorns? Yeah, I haven't had it in
a while. Trash.
Speaker 18 (46:04):
Why popcorn is not unhealthy? I mean it is when
you put a quarter of a stick of butter on it.
What's the point of having it if you can't put
a quarterer stick of butter?
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Here is more.
Speaker 13 (46:12):
Here has been the same guy trying for the first
time to eat a taco the first.
Speaker 30 (46:19):
Time, remember trying to taco to got some gramby with
taco seasoning, tomatoes and lettuce into some Harpshell, oh oh,
I'm presuming that's the taco season.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
But oh my gosh, and that was just kind of
hot on my tongue. Even though it was the mile,
this almost felt like it crawled up. I'm like stabbing
in the back of the throat.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
It's not bad, mind do it again without the seasoning.
Speaker 30 (46:40):
I thought I would like taco with a lot more
than too spicy and surprisingly too many textures.
Speaker 4 (46:44):
Can he eat those?
Speaker 16 (46:45):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (46:45):
Now I want tacos?
Speaker 13 (46:48):
Now?
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Is he gonna get sick?
Speaker 10 (46:49):
Well?
Speaker 3 (46:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 18 (46:50):
I feel like he surely he's trying these things because
something has let him know that his body won't react
like that anymore.
Speaker 4 (46:56):
I guess so. But man, I can't imagine that all
you could eat was potatoes, corn and rice. I mean,
I'm not mad at potatoes.
Speaker 13 (47:02):
Yeah, but you'd get tired of potatoes every single day,
wouldn't you? Forms you can eat a potatoes. I don't
understand the corn. Corn didn't really do anything for you.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
I don't. Yeah, is there even any nutritional value in form?
Speaker 14 (47:14):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
I think there is either.
Speaker 18 (47:17):
You know that the funny posts that I saw that like,
all right, our body can't process corn.
Speaker 14 (47:21):
I get that, but I'm chewing it and it's still
coming out a whole.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
What's going on? It reforms?
Speaker 12 (47:28):
Right right?
Speaker 4 (47:30):
That's our daily audio file. Stay with us.
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We have more coming out on Austin to eighty station
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Let's look at.
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That light's coming up in U. She's got to be
so fund.
Speaker 8 (48:00):
She must be somebody's bade.
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Other guys on the corner standing.
Speaker 31 (48:06):
Back in little walk on by. She's got to be
somebody's bad. She must be somebody's bad. She's got to
be somebody's bad.
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She's so funny.
Speaker 7 (48:26):
She's probably somebody only light gonna shine, and she's probably
somebody's baby.
Speaker 8 (48:38):
All right, I.
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Heard talking with her friendly she thought of her faddy.
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I suppose a round.
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She said, she's got to be somebody's face.
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She must be somebody's bad because.
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When the cars and the signs and.
Speaker 32 (48:58):
The street bars b up the town, she's got to
be somebody's baying.
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She must be some MUD's plain.
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She's got to pay some mud stay she's so, she's
gonna be sid it's a long night and gona shine tonight.
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She's gonna be somebody.
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Space night a time sumer Gota can't get.
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Her out of the side.
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I got a note, got a goody, get over my father.
Speaker 3 (49:49):
I'm just kinda welcome to it.
Speaker 11 (49:51):
I'm gonna talk to it to.
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She's not gonna be.
Speaker 7 (50:28):
Soundboy, So don't be side. She's going to be siding
by babe in the night. She's going to be side
by a shiny night. Yeah, she's going to be somebody's.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
Babe night.
Speaker 13 (51:17):
Side Austin's Eighties Station one three point one. All right,
(51:45):
we got to make our way out of here. We
appreciate you spending some time with us. Hopefully you'll join
us again tomorrow. Maybe you're just getting here. Get here
a little bit earlier.
Speaker 4 (51:53):
We'd love that.
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Or grab the podcast version of the show search the
Sandy Show where you get your podcast now. Tricy keeps
during the whole show of things we learned, and we
wrap up the show with that, what do he have?
Speaker 18 (52:04):
Yeah, well we learned about naked season being in full swing.
I think it's going hard up until we declare it
at an end.
Speaker 14 (52:11):
In September.
Speaker 18 (52:11):
Yeah, we had one story about naked boat guy. Guy
stole a boat, naked, drove it up and down the
Hudson River, was finally arrested by police, taken to a
psychiatric hoal to a hospital for a hold. The police
officer sitting out of his room dozed off. This guy
was able to get the keys to the handcuffs off,
the guy's belt, unhandcuff himself, put on a doctor's uniform
(52:35):
and white coat, and slip.
Speaker 14 (52:37):
Out of the hospital and they still haven't found him.
Speaker 4 (52:39):
It's like a scene out of a movie, like a movie.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (52:42):
The other naked guy was a six foot two, four
hundred pound man just walked into a family's home in
Oklahoma City. When the owner showed him the gun, the
guy turned around, calmly walked out and walked into a
pond that was nearby, and then it took the police
officers over an hour to get him out.
Speaker 14 (52:59):
He was in the world, submerged up to.
Speaker 18 (53:01):
His nose and eyes, and was described as very hippopotus, Like,
that's funny.
Speaker 14 (53:08):
Description, is what you've been?
Speaker 4 (53:09):
Described that way? If he was one hundred and ninety
five pounds, I mean.
Speaker 18 (53:12):
Probably not, probably not, I don't think so. Another thing
we learned Sandy. I was telling a story about a
man who created a fake embassy, saying that he represented
fake nations in the world. Sandy told me that I
was ignorant for not realizing that two of the nations
this guy made up were not in fact real. I
then gave Sandy a test and asked him if he
(53:33):
could identify where the land of Baranda was.
Speaker 14 (53:36):
And not only did you say that it was.
Speaker 18 (53:38):
A country in Africa, you actually corrected the pronunciation is
that it was pronounced Bearanda and it's not a real country.
Speaker 13 (53:46):
You got mess, You got me, Congratulations, who's ignorant?
Speaker 4 (53:51):
Now you got me, Trish, You're so smart.
Speaker 18 (53:54):
I felt very smart geographically for the first time ever
in my life.
Speaker 13 (53:58):
Right anything on the bloor as you could ask her
to point out Australia, she wouldn't have a clue.
Speaker 14 (54:04):
I mean, I know what it looks like. I just
don't know where it is. I don't know what way
to spin it to find it.
Speaker 4 (54:09):
On the globe. Yeah, you gotta look up, you gotta
look down.
Speaker 23 (54:12):
You know.
Speaker 18 (54:12):
Maybe it's because it's on a globe as to why
I get confused, Maybe so.
Speaker 14 (54:15):
Maybe a flat map would be better for tea, Maybe so.
Speaker 18 (54:18):
And finally, a teacher has gone viral for putting out
a list of all the weird, random things that her.
Speaker 14 (54:24):
Students have shown up to school with.
Speaker 18 (54:26):
And the one we thought was the funniest was a
little second grader showed up with the half a gallon
of cookies and cream ice cream in his backpack that
he was saving for lunch.
Speaker 13 (54:33):
But don't forget the other kid that showed up with
his mom's WiFi router. She needed to let it to
work at home anyways, his butt still sore.
Speaker 4 (54:40):
That guy is gonna be like the CEO of a
company someday.
Speaker 13 (54:44):
He's gonna have a sore butt when he's twenty five
years old too, because his mama whooped him on bet hilarious.
Have a great day everyone. Thanks for spending time with us.
We do appreciate it. We'll do it again tomorrow. Until then,
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Woman like that?
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I said, girl, I'm anxious his girls.
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What can I find her? Woman life?
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I like just his girls?
Speaker 13 (04:14):
Up next, we do it every Monday. It's Rapid Fire
Q and A. I got three questions for Tricia. Here's
one of them. What's the best thing you've watched on
TV in the last thirty days?
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Oh?
Speaker 14 (04:24):
I got to think about that for a minute, because
I've watched a lot lately.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I know you did on Saturday. Yeah, this busy stick
are out. Rapid Fire Q and A is next on
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Rise and shine tomorrow with the JB and Sandy Hour
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I've got three questions for Tricia tomorrow She'll have three
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questions for me. I always like to know if you're
prepared to tell the truth, the whole truth, and know
about the truth always.
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So help me God.
Speaker 13 (08:49):
All right, First question, Tricia, what's something you put into
your recently put into your Amazon cart then decided not
to get. Oh god, I do it all the time.
And then they hound you online. Hey, you forgot something
in your basket?
Speaker 18 (09:03):
You as when you go back in next time, they're
like someone of your items has had a price change.
All the things, I guess most recently, probably a pair
of shoes, a pair of high hills that I want
to have.
Speaker 13 (09:13):
You noticed the I just discovered this, forgive me if
it's if it's been around on Amazon forever. A lot
of things have a digital coupon. Yeah, you click that,
then you have a certain amount of time to make
the purchase. Otherwise the coupon's no good.
Speaker 14 (09:25):
No, I mean it's I don't. I've discovered it about
a year or so ago.
Speaker 13 (09:29):
I just used it for I bought a couple of
In fact, I have one. Just I just hoping that
this is a laundry bag, Yeah, for like wet clothes
and stuff. I used it when I bought those. That
saved you like three dollars. Yeah, right, three bucks because
I got tired of my workout clothes that are all
sweaty and nasty and gross.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yeah, being in there with my other clothes that are
just dirty.
Speaker 14 (09:50):
Where do you put the sweaty ones? Where do you
put the bag with the sweaty clothes in it?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
I hang on the on the back of my closet door.
Speaker 14 (09:57):
So but then is it stinky in your closet?
Speaker 13 (09:59):
Well that no, the bag keeps it from being stinky.
That's why because I pile up the workout you know,
the workout closest. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
just a more laundry. I should stop working out because
it's so much launch.
Speaker 14 (10:10):
Yeah, you should become unfit to much.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Trisha do you wear Do you order it when you
are home alone?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Yeah, I do too, of course, And I put it
on before I go to bed too. When I shower.
Speaker 14 (10:23):
I put it on it every time I get out
of this shower.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
As part of the routine.
Speaker 18 (10:26):
It's part of the routine because number one, you don't
want to smell yourself.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
I know, there's nothing worse than you're in bed and
you get a whippy yourself.
Speaker 14 (10:35):
Can you stretch and you're all.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Wow. Yeah, here's a question.
Speaker 18 (10:39):
Why does my left arm pit smell more than my
right arm pit does? Sometimes my left arm pit smells
and my right one does not at All's.
Speaker 14 (10:45):
Happen to you?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I don't like to know that you've smelled, ever smelled.
Speaker 14 (10:48):
I mean, it's not an aggressive scent.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Maybe your left side's just that sweat land is more active.
Speaker 14 (10:56):
More active. I feel like a lot more things happen
on the left side of your body than the right.
Speaker 18 (11:01):
Do you know that if you lay, If you are
a person who has prone to acid reflex, lay on
your left side makes your acid reflects a little less
intense because of like where your stomach is in your
body when you're laying on your left side.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Thank you, doctor, Trisha, I did not know that.
Speaker 18 (11:16):
Yeah, a lot more important things happen on the left.
I guess that includes body odor.
Speaker 10 (11:20):
Two.
Speaker 13 (11:20):
Okay, last question, what's the best thing you've watched on
TV in the last thirty days.
Speaker 14 (11:27):
Okay, So here's my problem.
Speaker 18 (11:28):
I have a list of two watch things, but then
when I watch them, I delete them off my list.
I need to move it over to a recently watched
list because I get this question a lot and then
I can never remember.
Speaker 14 (11:40):
What i've recently.
Speaker 18 (11:41):
I sort of check mark next to the one I
don't know, because you know, I don't like my list
to get too long.
Speaker 14 (11:45):
It stresses me out here.
Speaker 18 (11:46):
I can the two that I will say there's two
because I just watched the Billy Joel documentary over the weekend,
Billy Joel and so it goes. It's on HBO Max,
so good. I don't care if you think you're Billy
Joelfan or not. You should watch this documentary. I loved that.
And before that, last week I watched the story about
Amy Bradley, who disappeared off of a cruise ships never found,
(12:11):
never found yet to this day, they're never gonna find her.
But there are all these theories and all of this evidence,
some that points to her being like she committed suicide
and jumped off, some that she was thrown off.
Speaker 14 (12:24):
Some that she was taken off and is still alive.
Speaker 18 (12:27):
Any suspects in that, yes, lots of suspecty convictions that
no conviction, Sandy, it's crazy to watch it. And again,
I'm terrified of a cruise ship, so I think that's
what kind of drew me into it too, right, Yeah,
Amy Bradley. What's the disappearance of Amy Braden's disappearance of
Amy Bradley? And it is on don't know Netflix. Maybe
(12:47):
I can't look it up super quick.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
It's on Netflix. I saw it.
Speaker 13 (12:50):
I didn't watch it, but I saw it when I
was clicking through Netflix for where there's nothing for.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Me to watch.
Speaker 14 (12:56):
Well, that's something for you to watch. Just letting you
know it's great.
Speaker 13 (13:00):
All right, that's rapid fire Q and A stay with
us more coming up three Austin dot com. Hey, it's
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Austin's any station? Walking like any like that?
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She's killing us?
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Another was a crowd used to like a ring.
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There is a color.
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Loving is a white dog.
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what you.
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Speaker 25 (20:07):
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Girls on you when everything I'll ever do, I'll look
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And a lie.
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She's got the loop.
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Speaker 26 (22:06):
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show she's gone.
Speaker 13 (22:57):
If you're with us earlier, we told you it'snaked season.
We've got another naked season. Story someone being naked where
they shouldn't be naked. What's this person doing?
Speaker 18 (23:05):
All right, this is a guy who's impersonating a hippopotamus.
What Yes, this is a crazy story. Did you see
him personating a hippopotamus?
Speaker 14 (23:15):
He was described as very much hippopotamus like.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
All right, naked season rolls on. We'll tell you more
about it.
Speaker 13 (23:23):
Coming up next on Austin's eighties station one O three
point one and streaming at one O three to one
austin dot com.
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Listocking this nice.
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not find you.
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And bag.
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You love loves.
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To call this something will find you those chase some
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We don't stud no sec.
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What do that s you?
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No?
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Don't stop.
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Speaker 13 (27:41):
If you missed the JB and Sandy ore this morning,
no worries. You can stream at any time on the
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station one O three point one. About a month of
naked season left. When September gets here, I'm telling you
things will slow down with the naked people stories.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
But until then we're gon. We're gonna ride it for
all its work.
Speaker 10 (28:03):
Chicken, get close for no reason.
Speaker 14 (28:10):
Your niga season, all right? So this happened in northwest
Oklahoma City.
Speaker 18 (28:18):
A four hundred pound six foot two naked man burst
into a four hundred pounds yep, burst into a family's
home while they were there.
Speaker 14 (28:28):
He was confronted by the homeowner, who had a gun.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Of course he did. It's Oklahoma yep.
Speaker 18 (28:32):
The man calmly turned around, walked out of the house
into the backyard, and jumped into a pond that was
nearby where their homeowner is the one who described him
as very much hippopotamus like. The officers arrived and arrested
him for a decent exposure, but it took him over
an hour to get the guy out of the pond.
He was just right there at the surface, like everything
(28:55):
but his nose and his eyes underwater. This guid need
some help, yes, Public intoxication and indecent exposure also I
believe breaking and entering.
Speaker 14 (29:07):
When they finally got him out of the water.
Speaker 18 (29:09):
No injuries to the families were reported, except that scared
him to death. At a six foot two, four hundred
pound man who was naked burst into.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Pretending to be a hippopotamus.
Speaker 18 (29:20):
Well, I think that they're talking about he thought he
was hiding.
Speaker 14 (29:22):
In the pond.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Oh, but he was described as Yeah.
Speaker 18 (29:25):
They were saying the way he was hiding in the pond,
everything underwater except up to his nose and eyes was
very hippopotamus.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
The second time hippos have come up.
Speaker 13 (29:34):
Today were talking about the hippo problem in Colombia because
the Pablo Escobar's a zoo.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Yeah, and he got killed and now they just reproduced
and they've got hundreds of them. Yeah.
Speaker 14 (29:45):
And I don't why you were saying they could just
shoot him.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
I mean, I just have a hunt.
Speaker 18 (29:49):
I don't know if I don't know how feasible it
is to catch a hippopotamus and relocate.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
It, shoot him.
Speaker 14 (29:55):
I mean, they'll they'll kill you.
Speaker 13 (29:57):
Yeah, I mean I don't know what. I'm gonna take
some heat that I'm gonna all you animal lovers out.
They're gonna blow me up on my phone today for saying, Josh.
Speaker 18 (30:07):
Well, they're destroying property, they're killing animals, their breaking havoc.
Speaker 14 (30:11):
Something needs to be They.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Don't belong there. No, they do not, All right.
Speaker 13 (30:15):
That's our Naked season story of the day, our second one.
Actually stay with us more coming up on.
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Three point one.
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Austin watching.
Speaker 26 (30:32):
Swatching from Many five. Hey, hell, I pay the price?
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Al wants to be left alone in my everty?
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What Why do I always steal?
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I put the.
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Twelpings on it. I always felt somebody spot to.
Speaker 11 (31:14):
Me and I have no dous.
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I always do somebody spot to me?
Speaker 12 (31:23):
Is it just a trick?
Speaker 26 (31:26):
We're not a cooler shot.
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A few times.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
People call me on the stone. I'm trying to avoid
the people. Don't be see me when I'm all like
this Tarno.
Speaker 10 (31:41):
When I'm in the show.
Speaker 22 (31:42):
I'm afraid to watch my house because I'm h over
my eyes and find someone stunting down.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
We don't say I'm crazy. This isn't that I've touched.
But Davies hous like me. I was like, fuck, that's
why I always do somebody spot.
Speaker 8 (32:01):
And I have no bass.
Speaker 10 (32:04):
I always did.
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That's a bad who's playing for something?
Speaker 12 (32:42):
I don't know anymore. I'm a man.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
What is the mail man watching me? Watching?
Speaker 3 (32:49):
And I know feel safe any more?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
What a mess? I wonder who's watching me?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Now?
Speaker 10 (32:55):
Fair rest?
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I'm honesty some badst.
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And I have no broad.
Speaker 8 (33:04):
I thought was pill?
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Somebody as spot.
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To me? Is it just are?
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I go see it. Get somebody as pot brand tricks something.
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I got, see it.
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I got wast some bid as pot, those grand tricks
on ping, My god is dead.
Speaker 23 (33:59):
Some If you missed the JB and Sandy Show between
seven and eight this morning, here's something you missed.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Texas. Congratulations, man, we're doing the sex.
Speaker 14 (34:20):
Guys, we are.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Getting after, we're doing the sex. It's good, healthy stuff.
The sex life of Texans right up there. What top
five in the country.
Speaker 18 (34:29):
We're in the top five of the most satisfied with
their sex lives states.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Really, yep, yep.
Speaker 18 (34:35):
There was a study that was done, some research by
some sex education experts said that based on not only
survey saying how satisfied people say they're with their sex
life also has to do with what people in Texas
are looking up on the WWW in order to improve
their sex lives.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Oh really, a little research on their sec What can
I get her to do that? Chall Let's see if
she'll try to, We asked Grock. What can I get
my wife? She did this? What's next? What's the next level?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Oh?
Speaker 18 (35:13):
Yeah, So, according according to the research, Texas is in
the top ten. We are right in the middle, number
five out of the top ten. Do you want to
know who the top five are for the most satisfied states?
Speaker 19 (35:24):
Yes, with their sex size girls, Because my theory on
Texas would be there's just a lot of good looking people.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
You gorgeous people. Spend a little time.
Speaker 19 (35:32):
I've been in some other states and you just kind
of go, huh, dude, I was just in Nebraska for
a week.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Trust me, Trust me. The most beautiful women in the
world are in Texas.
Speaker 18 (35:44):
You've said that for years, Sandy, It's true. Yeah, well,
rounding out the top five and number four Mississippi.
Speaker 14 (35:51):
Oh yeah, Oklahoma number three?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Really? How girls? Cowboys were too much makeup? Yeah?
Speaker 14 (35:58):
Sandy likes that though.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Oklahoma. Oklahoma girls really cake on the makeup, arrol racers.
Speaker 14 (36:04):
To control those big.
Speaker 18 (36:05):
Old horses, and got those cowboys with those chats and
they're horny, yeah, horny. Number two New Mexico really yeah,
I thought it was a little surprised by that.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
And the number one of the most sexy. I don't
think New Mexico.
Speaker 14 (36:20):
I know, I don't really either thinks. You know, Southwestern
I don't.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Really gets and Adobe.
Speaker 28 (36:26):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 18 (36:29):
The number one state most satisfied with their sex life
Wisconsin because they're.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Indoors all nothing else to do. Yeah, yeah, they I
mean it's just so cold, cold.
Speaker 14 (36:42):
And cheese curds. That's about all there is up there.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Lots of sex in Wisconsin.
Speaker 14 (36:46):
Yeah, number one.
Speaker 18 (36:48):
You know the top five states are the unhappiest with theirs, Yeah,
all right.
Speaker 14 (36:53):
Number five Utah. I'm surprised it was at five.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
The whole underwear thing there, Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 14 (36:59):
Of access needed, difficult layers.
Speaker 23 (37:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Number four Alaska really cold. There goes our Wisconsin theory.
Speaker 19 (37:08):
I feel like Alaska, and it's in Alaska like disproportionately
men to kind of like North Dakota.
Speaker 11 (37:13):
Yea.
Speaker 18 (37:14):
And also I feel like not a lot of people
in those kind of outlying areas, Like you kind of
go through your rolodex and then you're done, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 13 (37:21):
You know, I was thinking of like people from small
towns when they break up with someone. Let's say they
got one bar in the whole town and their boyfriend
and girlfriend they break up and they go to the
same bar.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
That's got to be awkward comfortable, right, Yeah, that'd be weird.
Speaker 18 (37:33):
Number three most unhappy sex life state, North Dakota.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 19 (37:39):
Yeah, again, I think it's like an insane disproportion of
men to women there.
Speaker 18 (37:44):
Yeah, yeah, that's the problem. Number two Vermont and happy there.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
They're just stuffy.
Speaker 13 (37:50):
They don't want to take off their sweaters with patches
on the albos.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
The guys who have to, they have to put their.
Speaker 13 (37:56):
Pipe down to do it, take off their loafers, they'd
have to put down their books.
Speaker 19 (38:02):
Stop in the middle of you're busy milk milking the
trees for sack.
Speaker 28 (38:06):
Yeah yeah, yeah, they can't be bothered with that in Vermont.
And so I love how quickly we can just encapsulate
the entire state.
Speaker 18 (38:20):
The number one most unhappiest state with their sex life
kind of debunks our previous Oklahoma theory as to why
it was the third happiest Wyoming Wyoming.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
It goes with JB's I bet there's more dudes there.
Speaker 18 (38:33):
But I mean nothing but cowboys, cowgirls riding the horses,
doing the manly things.
Speaker 13 (38:39):
It probably has to do with a lot of outdoor
work too, like North Dakota Wyoming. Working outside and you're tired,
and the lasting you're you know, and you're like, I'm
done for the day. I am Tired're tired. People at
shower when they come home from work, not before work,
you know what I mean? Yeah, and they're just tired.
Speaker 23 (38:59):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
The Wisconsin being the number one, you know what, the
the go to move is there for your love life?
What boy, do you know this?
Speaker 19 (39:07):
No Fromjatoine cheese cheese for three, cheese for three for
you just came up with that just now. It's an
old other. So really it's one of those. Remember you
were like not long ago, you were like, do you
(39:27):
ever have any jokes you should retire?
Speaker 4 (39:29):
And I couldn't come up with that. That's one of
one of them.
Speaker 19 (39:35):
Anytime anyone brings up Wisconsin, just throw out the old
for Maja, you.
Speaker 14 (39:39):
Know somebody the dirty of cheese up there.
Speaker 13 (39:41):
Everywhere, there's a lot of cheese up there. Yeah sure,
uh so tell me where Nebraska was.
Speaker 14 (39:48):
Nebraska didn't even make the top ten.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Well I gotta be on the list somewhere.
Speaker 14 (39:51):
Yeah, well I only have the top ten.
Speaker 13 (39:54):
I'm sorry you have the top ten in the bottom ten. Yeah, exactly,
got you got you got cha. That was from earlier
this morning on the Jady and Sandy Show. Stream the
podcast Whenever you want, search JB and Sandy on the
iHeartRadio app one O three.
Speaker 12 (40:06):
One Austin dot com.
Speaker 22 (40:08):
He is like a bomb benn com get it on,
living like a level with a red upon living like.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
A champ, like a video man.
Speaker 22 (40:17):
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good name.
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Sometimes they.
Speaker 11 (40:45):
Say it up right in the game. Say I can't get.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
I'm not sweet from my hands to nothing.
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H this name.
Speaker 22 (41:26):
Laden baguin madocres a bed, a woman and.
Speaker 7 (41:30):
A woman show, Marque man, a king with the mumbos,
Sweet dreams and creams.
Speaker 11 (41:42):
You times des ans a.
Speaker 24 (41:44):
Naked easy I am but nothing on my down time.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Seldom Missy's in a sands.
Speaker 11 (41:52):
Remy yow, get at a man, take sticking out.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Right up.
Speaker 11 (42:14):
The name.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
I'm a sweet, from my hand, to not from.
Speaker 16 (42:32):
She duck, to suck up sleep, stays.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
Last last, I guess he is.
Speaker 11 (43:12):
It takes so.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Like what your name.
Speaker 11 (43:37):
Mosay take it.
Speaker 10 (43:57):
To s.
Speaker 13 (44:10):
Austin's eighty station one three point one. Thanks for being
with us. If you are just joining us, you've missed
a lot of greatness today. Trisa's favorite moment was improving
me wrong with the fake countries.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
Yes it was.
Speaker 13 (44:24):
We got a feeling that's going to come up again
during the things we learned. Not sure, just a feeling.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Go with your gut, Sandy, all right, so.
Speaker 13 (44:32):
Make sure you grab the podcast version of the show.
Search the Sandy Show where you get your podcasts. Peace,
he's your daily audio far all right, stay with me
on this.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
There's a dude.
Speaker 13 (44:41):
He's twenty four and when he was just fifteen months old,
he was diagnosed with a rare chronic disease where the
body attacks certain foods as if they were harmful invaders.
By the time he was twenty he only ate three foods. Potatoes, rice,
and corn have been deemed safe. All right, he is here.
(45:01):
He is talking about it.
Speaker 17 (45:04):
Can't eat food.
Speaker 8 (45:06):
I got a feeding to when I was three years.
Speaker 29 (45:07):
Old and had it all the way until I turned
eighteen in high school transitioned to drinking the Jese boxes
in the formula full time. You sort to realize how
much society is built around food, you know, birthday parties
and every event. I used to be allergic to meal cakes, wheat, peanuts,
sewing red dye with two picks them.
Speaker 12 (45:24):
They said, you're good to try.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
All meat, all fruits, and all vegetables. I haven't evenuilt
the habit of sitting down eating food.
Speaker 29 (45:29):
I haven't built the habit of preparing food.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
I don't rat a cook.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yes, I can't eat food, but that doesn't mean I
can't enjoy life.
Speaker 13 (45:34):
He's talking about Neo Kate Splash, which is a medically
formulated drink that came packaged in convenient little juice boxes
that he can have. Oh wow, but isn't that weird? Yeah,
what a terrible way to live live. Food is so good?
Speaker 14 (45:48):
Right, and if you.
Speaker 18 (45:49):
Smell it, like you know, like you smell something in
your mouth waters like I wonder if that happens spreads
that tasted anything?
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Right?
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Like if you smell popcorn.
Speaker 14 (45:58):
Yeah right, yeah, that's awful.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Now I want popcorns? Yeah, I haven't had it in
a while. Trash.
Speaker 18 (46:04):
Why popcorn is not unhealthy? I mean it is when
you put a quarter of a stick of butter on it.
What's the point of having it if you can't put
a quarterer stick of butter?
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Here is more.
Speaker 13 (46:12):
Here has been the same guy trying for the first
time to eat a taco the first.
Speaker 30 (46:19):
Time, remember trying to taco to got some gramby with
taco seasoning, tomatoes and lettuce into some Harpshell, oh oh,
I'm presuming that's the taco season.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
But oh my gosh, and that was just kind of
hot on my tongue. Even though it was the mile,
this almost felt like it crawled up. I'm like stabbing
in the back of the throat.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
It's not bad, mind do it again without the seasoning.
Speaker 30 (46:40):
I thought I would like taco with a lot more
than too spicy and surprisingly too many textures.
Speaker 4 (46:44):
Can he eat those?
Speaker 16 (46:45):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (46:45):
Now I want tacos?
Speaker 13 (46:48):
Now?
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Is he gonna get sick?
Speaker 10 (46:49):
Well?
Speaker 3 (46:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 18 (46:50):
I feel like he surely he's trying these things because
something has let him know that his body won't react
like that anymore.
Speaker 4 (46:56):
I guess so. But man, I can't imagine that all
you could eat was potatoes, corn and rice. I mean,
I'm not mad at potatoes.
Speaker 13 (47:02):
Yeah, but you'd get tired of potatoes every single day,
wouldn't you? Forms you can eat a potatoes. I don't
understand the corn. Corn didn't really do anything for you.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
I don't. Yeah, is there even any nutritional value in form?
Speaker 14 (47:14):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
I think there is either.
Speaker 18 (47:17):
You know that the funny posts that I saw that like,
all right, our body can't process corn.
Speaker 14 (47:21):
I get that, but I'm chewing it and it's still
coming out a whole.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
What's going on? It reforms?
Speaker 12 (47:28):
Right right?
Speaker 4 (47:30):
That's our daily audio file. Stay with us.
Speaker 13 (47:32):
We have more coming out on Austin to eighty station
one O three point one and streaming at one O
three to one Austin dot com.
Speaker 11 (47:47):
Let's look at.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
That light's coming up in U. She's got to be
so fund.
Speaker 8 (48:00):
She must be somebody's bade.
Speaker 7 (48:04):
Other guys on the corner standing.
Speaker 31 (48:06):
Back in little walk on by. She's got to be
somebody's bad. She must be somebody's bad. She's got to
be somebody's bad.
Speaker 12 (48:23):
She's so funny.
Speaker 7 (48:26):
She's probably somebody only light gonna shine, and she's probably
somebody's baby.
Speaker 8 (48:38):
All right, I.
Speaker 26 (48:40):
Heard talking with her friendly she thought of her faddy.
Speaker 12 (48:43):
I suppose a round.
Speaker 8 (48:48):
She said, she's got to be somebody's face.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
She must be somebody's bad because.
Speaker 22 (48:56):
When the cars and the signs and.
Speaker 32 (48:58):
The street bars b up the town, she's got to
be somebody's baying.
Speaker 8 (49:08):
She must be some MUD's plain.
Speaker 32 (49:12):
She's got to pay some mud stay she's so, she's
gonna be sid it's a long night and gona shine tonight.
Speaker 7 (49:26):
She's gonna be somebody.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
Space night a time sumer Gota can't get.
Speaker 11 (49:36):
Her out of the side.
Speaker 7 (49:41):
I got a note, got a goody, get over my father.
Speaker 3 (49:49):
I'm just kinda welcome to it.
Speaker 11 (49:51):
I'm gonna talk to it to.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
She's not gonna be.
Speaker 7 (50:28):
Soundboy, So don't be side. She's going to be siding
by babe in the night. She's going to be side
by a shiny night. Yeah, she's going to be somebody's.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
Babe night.
Speaker 13 (51:17):
Side Austin's Eighties Station one three point one. All right,
(51:45):
we got to make our way out of here. We
appreciate you spending some time with us. Hopefully you'll join
us again tomorrow. Maybe you're just getting here. Get here
a little bit earlier.
Speaker 4 (51:53):
We'd love that.
Speaker 13 (51:54):
Or grab the podcast version of the show search the
Sandy Show where you get your podcast now. Tricy keeps
during the whole show of things we learned, and we
wrap up the show with that, what do he have?
Speaker 18 (52:04):
Yeah, well we learned about naked season being in full swing.
I think it's going hard up until we declare it
at an end.
Speaker 14 (52:11):
In September.
Speaker 18 (52:11):
Yeah, we had one story about naked boat guy. Guy
stole a boat, naked, drove it up and down the
Hudson River, was finally arrested by police, taken to a
psychiatric hoal to a hospital for a hold. The police
officer sitting out of his room dozed off. This guy
was able to get the keys to the handcuffs off,
the guy's belt, unhandcuff himself, put on a doctor's uniform
(52:35):
and white coat, and slip.
Speaker 14 (52:37):
Out of the hospital and they still haven't found him.
Speaker 4 (52:39):
It's like a scene out of a movie, like a movie.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (52:42):
The other naked guy was a six foot two, four
hundred pound man just walked into a family's home in
Oklahoma City. When the owner showed him the gun, the
guy turned around, calmly walked out and walked into a
pond that was nearby, and then it took the police
officers over an hour to get him out.
Speaker 14 (52:59):
He was in the world, submerged up to.
Speaker 18 (53:01):
His nose and eyes, and was described as very hippopotus, Like,
that's funny.
Speaker 14 (53:08):
Description, is what you've been?
Speaker 4 (53:09):
Described that way? If he was one hundred and ninety
five pounds, I mean.
Speaker 18 (53:12):
Probably not, probably not, I don't think so. Another thing
we learned Sandy. I was telling a story about a
man who created a fake embassy, saying that he represented
fake nations in the world. Sandy told me that I
was ignorant for not realizing that two of the nations
this guy made up were not in fact real. I
then gave Sandy a test and asked him if he
(53:33):
could identify where the land of Baranda was.
Speaker 14 (53:36):
And not only did you say that it was.
Speaker 18 (53:38):
A country in Africa, you actually corrected the pronunciation is
that it was pronounced Bearanda and it's not a real country.
Speaker 13 (53:46):
You got mess, You got me, Congratulations, who's ignorant?
Speaker 4 (53:51):
Now you got me, Trish, You're so smart.
Speaker 18 (53:54):
I felt very smart geographically for the first time ever
in my life.
Speaker 13 (53:58):
Right anything on the bloor as you could ask her
to point out Australia, she wouldn't have a clue.
Speaker 14 (54:04):
I mean, I know what it looks like. I just
don't know where it is. I don't know what way
to spin it to find it.
Speaker 4 (54:09):
On the globe. Yeah, you gotta look up, you gotta
look down.
Speaker 23 (54:12):
You know.
Speaker 18 (54:12):
Maybe it's because it's on a globe as to why
I get confused, Maybe so.
Speaker 14 (54:15):
Maybe a flat map would be better for tea, Maybe so.
Speaker 18 (54:18):
And finally, a teacher has gone viral for putting out
a list of all the weird, random things that her.
Speaker 14 (54:24):
Students have shown up to school with.
Speaker 18 (54:26):
And the one we thought was the funniest was a
little second grader showed up with the half a gallon
of cookies and cream ice cream in his backpack that
he was saving for lunch.
Speaker 13 (54:33):
But don't forget the other kid that showed up with
his mom's WiFi router. She needed to let it to
work at home anyways, his butt still sore.
Speaker 4 (54:40):
That guy is gonna be like the CEO of a
company someday.
Speaker 13 (54:44):
He's gonna have a sore butt when he's twenty five
years old too, because his mama whooped him on bet hilarious.
Have a great day everyone. Thanks for spending time with us.
We do appreciate it. We'll do it again tomorrow. Until then,
don't take any crap from anybody.
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