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December 11, 2025 24 mins
❓ “Why do we call bat excrement ‘guano’—and would you wear a Red Raider hat to a funeral?” If you’re ready for a wild ride through Austin’s quirks, college football drama, and the everyday hilarity of life, this episode of The JB and Sandy Show is your must-listen From the very first moments, JB, Sandy, and Tricia hook you with a jazzy earworm warning—“Don’t get it stuck in your head!”—before diving into the heart-pounding world of daredevil crane climbers and the viral stunts that make your stomach drop. Sandy shares his own brush with dizzying heights, while the crew debates the lengths people go for social media fame. 🏈 The conversation shifts to college football, where Tricia brings the heat: “Arch Manning is back, babies!” The team unpacks Arch’s rise to the top of the NIL charts, the Texas Longhorns’ bowl game hopes, and the billionaire boosters fueling Texas Tech’s ascent. You’ll hear JB’s superstitions, Sandy’s nostalgia for championship seasons, and a hilarious debate about whether a Red Raider cap belongs at the dinner table—or a funeral. 💸 Ever feel awkward tapping “no tip” on the iPad? The hosts get real about tipping culture, the shame of skipping receipts, and why some Austin eateries are ditching tips altogether. “Tell your boss to pay you better hourly wage. I’m not doing it,” Sandy declares, sparking laughs and a little soul-searching. 🎸 The nostalgia keeps rolling as the crew reminisces about childhood songs, crab leg feasts, and the mysterious nutcracker gadgets of their youth. JB’s story of cracking pecans on his football helmet is an instant classic: “Hager, quit cracking pecans and get in there!” 🎁 As the holidays approach, the team jokes about the 1.4 billion hours Americans will spend setting up new devices—and the universal struggle of remembering your iCloud password. Sandy’s heartfelt birthday shoutout to his mom in Omaha adds a touch of warmth and gratitude to the festive chaos.

Notable Quotes & Moments:
  • “Don’t get that stuck in your head. You do. Such a jazzy little song.”
  • “You don’t wear a Red Raider hat to a funeral. No. You don’t wear it at the table either.”
  • “Tell your boss to pay you better hourly wage. I’m not doing it.”
  • “Hager, quit cracking pecans and get in there.”
  • “Of course, it’s my mom. Of course, I’m going to upgrade to premium flowers.”
✨ This episode is packed with laughter, local flavor, and relatable moments that will have you nodding along and hitting replay. Whether you’re an Austinite, a college football fan, or just love great storytelling, you’ll find something to love. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Something I heard something recently, uh JB. That we need, Tricia.
We need to remind people to not get stuck in
their head. Oh yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah yeah, don't don't get it stuck in your head exactly,
because if you're not careful, it will get stuck in
your head.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
So I want to play it for everybody so they
know it when they hear it. Oh good, so it
doesn't get it doesn't get stuck in their head. And
I think it's one of your favorites, Tricia. I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
When you buy a little plant and it's doing great,
you bringing golf a piece, and you Papa Gay to
make another plan. Ooh yeah, a baby brother plan.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Don't let that get stuck in your head.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
All right, play it one more time, just so they're
clear as to which one to look out for.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Right, everyone understands to not get this stuck in your head.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
When you buy a little plant and it's doing great,
you bringing golf a piece, and you Papa Gay to
make another plan. Ooh yeah, a baby bottle plane.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Aw, don't get that stuck in your head. Whatever you do.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Such a jazzy little song. It's get right in there, right.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
You know often, you know, more often than not, up
in things that are happening in Austin.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
We know what's going on around the around town.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
But somehow this thing that happened back in April slipped
by us and we just saw it.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
But it's still fun to talk about.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
And that's the guy that climbed the crane at downtown
near the uh what's the name of that water building?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
The water line, the tallest building in Texas right, which
looks like it's almost finished. I see it every day.
Just it's so huge, Like I can see it from
my neighborhood, just leaving my neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
But there's people out there that that climb up really
tall things. In this case, he climbed up the crane
and they do video and you watch them and it
makes your stomach drop out when.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
You watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, and it made me sick watching it because I've
I've been up in a radio tower.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
You climb.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
It had an elevator, but and then I climbed the
last leg. So I've been at this height. I'm just
not sure what the height of the water this is.
I think I've been up to like fifteen hundred feet.
It is terrifying.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah. Yeah, and you know, I don't have any video
or pictures.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
And because nobody did that right back back in like
the early nineties, we didn't.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
We weren't trying to get famous from doing things. Well.
Plus I was, it was I worked at the radio station.
The engineer took me up.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
But these are people who just want to get the
clicks and they do.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Oh they do. They get millions and millions of views.
It's one of those things, you like, why am I
watching this right right? I've not read of any of
them falling yet.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Oh no, no, I feel like unless their fake accounts.
There was a story last year. I think this happened
like in Tokyo or something. They wear those head cameras
while they're climbing. It was a guy and a girl
and one of them fell off the building.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Oh really Yeah, and it does kind of influencers falling
in the Grand Canyon and stuff.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, they're parts of the country, parts of the world
actually where they have had to like shut people, like
close things down that are really beautiful social media backgrounds
and things like that. I think it happened in New
Zealand at some waterfall are they started charging like eight
dollars to get into that certain area.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
And that's people are literally waiting, right, It's like there's
typically a line in front of the I love you
so much, I think similar, right, yeah, yeah, more daredevil
kind of stuff, right, And.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
There's also people that do it. I mean, you'll see
it on three sixty at the bridge when you're going
when you're going south before you cross over.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Every now and then they fall.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, but there's cliffs people are climbing. And all the
years I've lived here, I've never gone up there. Has
anybody here.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
The cliffs at the right of the bridge, Yeah, your
daughter and I've.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Gone up there. Really yeah, is it scary?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
No?

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Not if he go is it more scary.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Than But now, you know, right there on three sixty
before you cross the bridge, they're always selling all these
different lemonades right there. Yes, that's where you park, and
then you just walk up this little path. I'm aware,
I know, but I mean, but then it's just like
a flat rock at the top. It's that's scary unless
you get to the edge. Oh, okay, it's kind of normal.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Don't It all depends No, it all depends on how
close to the edge you get.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
We're just looking for arrowheads. What were you doing?

Speaker 5 (04:24):
We were just out about doing that. They've all been
found by now.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
I was looking for weed man.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Somebody drops on.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
My godson would find a narrowhead up there, hunter McDonough,
you would find an arrowhead?

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Arrowhead? Hunter? What were you doing up there? JB drunk?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I think I was just checking it out once with
what's all the all the hype with my daughter.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
I don't remember. I wasn't up there very long. Yeah,
it's one of those things like you go, okay, here
we are, there's the ridge.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, people if did it back to the daredevil types,
like there's some dude jumped off that three sixty bridge.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
I saw that. Yeah, I saw he as an idiot,
that's and I think he broke his legs or something like. Yeah,
it didn't end well.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Didn't our friend John Coreoth do that once? I don't
know that the three six bridge I think he did.
I'm not sure you get in trouble if you do that. Yeah,
but not as bad as someone I saw once jump
off the Congress Avenue Bridge. Saw a video that with
a caption that said, Who's gonna tell him?

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Right? That's so gross? Well, it's batpoo all underneath there,
you know, under the bridge.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, why that's a good question. Why do we call
bat excrement guana? How can we don't call it poop?

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Right? How can all the other animals don't get fancy
names for their poop? Right? I don't understand that.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
By the bat, I'm start telling people, Oh, pardon me,
I gotta go take iguana.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
See what they know what I'm talking about? Is that
what you mean? Yeah, you're gonna hang up.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Side got iguana like I got iguana.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Up.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
You need a shirt that says I got iguana.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
It's a special smell on the when you go on
the hiking bike trail under the bridge where they it's
a special.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Ammonia smelling, right, yes, yes, yeah, coming up, Tricia has
the story we love. What are you going to report on?

Speaker 5 (06:23):
All right, we're gonna talk about arch Manning. He is back, babies.
I'm telling you this. He was down for a little
bit and now he's back up. I'll tell you what
I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
All right, that's coming up.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Hang on Austin dot Com text US seven three seven
three zero one ninety six hundred. Tricia says, arch Manning
is back. Whatever that means, we're gonna find out in
just a second. But first, a quick question for you guys.
You know how I get to a point in the year.
It's normally the first of June where I no longer

(06:53):
tip at places that don't deserve tips.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
You know everyone's got their hand out, you know, a
round up, Yeah, I round up. I don't none of
that in June. I've done. I'm done.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
But I noticed something that I do, and I wonder
if you guys do it too. When you know, when
they flip the iPad around and they want to tip,
and when I tap no tip, I also tap because
in my brain I think they won't see. I also
tap no receipt and they won't know, and I don't
look them in the eye.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Do you guys do that? Ahamed a little bit?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
It does make you feel shamed, But it's everywhere. It's
in my convenience store. If I go in and buy
a soda, like right, you have to make something, you
have to There has to be some service involved here
from tip.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
If I'm carrying my food to my table, refilling my
drink and throwing my stuff away, I am not giving
you a tip, right, I'm not going to do it.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
I'm sorry. Tell your boss to pay you a better
hourly wage, right right, I'm not doing it. So we
need to be more like the Europeans anyway.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
They think they think it's crazy, see that we've messed
no sense.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Pay people a real wage and do the job. Yeah,
you'd probably get better people, right right. I don't know.
I've never owned a restaurant of you guys.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
No, some do that, like ty Fresh and Bolden. Those
are salaried employees. I think they even get benefits. You
don't tip.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Is there a big sign that says no tipping. Yeah,
they're very clear about it.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Well that's good because otherwise the guy's just sticking at
hip pocket. National are not telling you, right, So let's
do the story. We love the stories we love.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Even though the Texas Longhorns did not make it to
the college football playoffs, the team's star quarterback Archie Manning,
has returned to being the number one highest page college
athlete in the country, according to an nil deal tracker data.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Aggies are saying, beer, I don't know, he outperformed there
at that game.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
He was a better quarterback.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
Yeah, yeah, so his his NIL value has risen to
five point three per old.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Remember back in July it was like six point eight.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
And then as they kept losing, it kept going down
and kept going down. So it came up almost two
million dollars since they beat the Aggies.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
That just like, evaluate his value, his valuation, not exactly
what he's getting. But that's yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
I know no one's excited about this Bowl game, but
I just as I get a little superstitious sometimes. Yeah,
but when we won the championship and wei the championship and.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Five you were on the team. We were on the team. Yeah,
we were there.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
At least who did we win a bowl game over
the year prior Michigan.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
I was at that one too.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
See where I'm going with this. You think history repeats itself.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
We're setting the stage, so we're still going to play
and we're.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Going to do it.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yes, And then and also that you know Vince Young
was the QB who played that Michigan bow game is
the Rose Bowl. And then we went back to the
championship the next year with Fince Young.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
So you got the.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Same thing with Arch Manning. Who knows it could happen?
So Arch is doing Okay? I read a story. I
never know if they're clickbait or not. But my story
about Arch that gave a one of the campus cafeteria
workers a brand new Ford Bronco.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Oh, I feel like we would have been hearing about that.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, I don't think he does a lot. I think yeah,
it's good with the philanthropy and community stuff. It's that's cool.
Sandy and I were talking about it on Saturday. I
don't know if you saw Tricia. They were doing some
pre game before the Georgia game, and that Georgia quarterback
drives his grandfather's pick up every day, like a nineteen

(10:48):
three Ford or something. Yeah, liked, yes, he just I
When I saw that, I was like, oh, that's not
like QT campus ambos and yeah, you know they're balling
and this guy is humble driving his grandfather's pickup.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
I look good, look for great. Yeah. So long. Orange.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
By the way, played Citrus Bowl in Orlando, as we
mentioned against against Michigan. They're like a four point favorite
in that game. But uh, college football right now, we're
all Red Raiders, right, we're cheering food.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, you got to get behind that that. Yeah, you
know they tech historically was always a spoiler you know,
come in and just win some huge games.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
So this is exciting.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Did you know this the number and you probably knew it, Sandy,
the number two, like Texas is the number one nil
money school.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Number two Texas Tech because of one guy, Cody Campbell.
Who's Cody Campbell.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Cody Campbell is a billionaire many times over from oil
guy boiling gas, and he sold his company several times
and he has given a lot of money to an il.
There's a lot there, a lot of rich people from
Texas Tech. Yeah, a lot. Yeah, of billionaires speaking of
Texas Tech.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Not to get too off subject, but did you guys
see this weekend's landman I did? Yeah, Okay, I don't
want to spoil it for everybody, But you don't wear
a Red Raider hat to a funeral. No, you don't
wear it at the table either.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, when they were eating, when they were eating, you
take your hat off? Yeah, Taylor shared, and they missed
the mark there. Yeah, they're not at West Tech. Our
textan alive that would keep their baseball cap or cowboy
hat on while eating.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Yeah, you don't do that. It is a dirty hat
on top of that, Yeah, just dirty grim that would
have snatched it right off. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
The The funny thing about Landman is that dude, that
kid that had the tech hat on his smoking hot girlfriend,
that ugly dude in real life would never get nothing.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
I'm are a chance in the world's a billionaire.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Well they met before he got rich on the show,
and I want to ruin it. Tricia hasn't watched him
last time. Yeah, yeah, yea yeah, So that's the story.
We love stick around. Coming up next, there is a
show in Austin at the Movie Theater on Friday. And
when I saw who it was, I had a total
flashback to my to when our daughter was young because

(13:19):
this band, their big hit was the song that she
and I when she was little just rocked out to
in the car. So I want you guys to think
about what song was it that you just turned the
speakers up when your kid, when your daughter was little JB.
And when Tricia when Landry was little, And we'll share
it with you guys. Coming up next.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
One three one Austin dot com.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
This is the JB and Sandy Show on Austin's eighty
station one O three point one.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Be sure to.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Grab the podcast version of the show just search JB
and Sandy on the iHeartRadio app. JB, I'm curious, how
did Aaron's birthday go. JB's wife celebrated her birthday the
other yesterday.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
It was chill.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
She's been working a lot, and a couple of weeks ago,
I offered to make a nice dinner reservation. She's like,
you know, let's just have dinner at home. It just
She's like, it's just not nice. It's not worth the
effort sometimes, and I cook a lot, but you know,
I probably cooked six nights a week, and and I

(14:22):
was like, what do I make that I haven't made
a hundred times already? And then it's so simple. I
remembered one of her favorite things, which we rarely have,
is just crab legs. Oh I love, easy to do. Yeah,
you know, so I did a little Alaskan king crab

(14:43):
and and and some baby potatoes and asparagus.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Of I wish I would have known, because a few
years ago, as a gift from our neighbor Melmo, I
got the full on set up two that you need
to eat crab with, you know, the crab cracker and
the little forks and the little pincer, all the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Yeah, I'd let you borrow it restaurant style. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Well, I just picked up new stuff because I got
to Whole Foods and I was like, dang it, I
forgot to check and see because we haven't had this
in so long.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
I forgot to check and see if.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
We had all that, and I couldn't remember, and no
one was at the house. I was like, Wow, I
guess I'll just buy another set.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Of all this. Trisha's no fun when we have crab legs.
I gotta crack everything. For Oh my hand.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
First of all, I have the world's smallest hands, or
like little raccoon hands, and I cannot crack.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
I can't do it. It hurts my fingers. I can't
do it. Sandy with his big meaty hands, he just cracks.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
It off, crack them one handed to squeeze them, and
he just squeezed one little squeeze, little pulse and it explodes.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Right.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
So I wish you could have had those crackers, those things,
but you got new sets, so now you got them
for the rest of you. That's something you'll have for
the rest of your life.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, I know, it's just one of the whenever I
go to the gook crush. I can never remember what
I have, so I have duplicates of everything I got,
do you know what I mean? Certain devices? I've got
like twelve oreganos in the cabinet.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
Right At some point I have to stop buying chicken
chicken broth to cook with. Yeah, I don't know, there's
like forty two boxes of chicken broth in there. It's
one of those things that I have a hang up
about that. And soap bar soap in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
You also got a thing going with pecans and walnuts
right now?

Speaker 4 (16:28):
What's going on with that? Nuts are so good for you.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Let me ask you guys something, speaking of cracking things
and walnuts and stuff. When you guys were a kid,
did you have in your house somewhere it looked like
a pipe, but it was much bigger, more round than
a pipe, with a short stem coming out of it,
And then you were to put a nut inside of
it and then twist the little knob and it moved

(16:51):
in and crushed the walnut.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah, did you guys have one of those? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
For pecans though, well, any nuts, yeah, yeah, wallet the
cons are just more popular around here. But yeah, it's
like that's like a is that like a generational thing?
Like all of our grandparents all had nuts and a
nutcracker sitting out all the time, right.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Yes, something nut related.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah, but here's the weird thing about the nutcracker that
I just described. Yeah, I don't think I knew what
that was until I was like eighteen.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
You never saw it an action or ass What is this?
No idea? What that did?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
I used to just screw it onto my finger and
walk around, which it was clueless of what it did.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Basically look like an ancient torture device. They just wrench
it down on someone's hand until they confessed.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
And I can't believe you didn't just go, hay, mom,
what's this? No curiosity?

Speaker 1 (17:55):
I just probably forgot about it, you know, I didn't
put a lot of thought into the fill.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Was your dad constantly going well where is the damn
not cracker?

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Again?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
But one of my favorite this goes back years, JB.
Tell everybody about what and when you play in peewee
football in Georgetown and pecans.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Uh I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Oh yeah, So I moved to Texas in seventh grade
and not and I'd played a little Pop Warner football,
but not much that's not very good at it. Of course,
you moved to Texas. Everybody plays football. You just don't
even fit in if you don't. I was kind of skinny.
I wasn't very good, and I didn't really understand the game.

(18:41):
So I spent a lot of time on the sidelines.
And our practice field at Georgetown Middle School, which is
off University, was.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Aligned with pecan trees.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
And I was always hungry because I never took the
time to pack a lunch, and you know, football practices
end of the day into into the evening, right starving,
sit over there on the sideline, not playing, just cracking
pecans on my helmet. Occasionally you'd walk over to the

(19:14):
to the water trough, which is a glorified plumbing pipe
with holes drilled into it, just squirting out like cattle.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
That it was me. That was me, just eating pecans.
And watch just hear the coach at Georgetown Middle School going, hangar,
quit crackings and get in there with you. And I'm
not wordings dot com.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
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(20:06):
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(20:28):
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Speaker 4 (20:40):
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Speaker 1 (20:44):
This is the JB and Sandy Show on Austin's eighty
station one oh three point one.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Christmas is two weeks from today. Two weeks. If you
haven't starting shot.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
You might want to get after it a little bit,
get on Amazon or whatever and start start sh I'm
just grateful that I already have a couple of Tricia's
gifts and we don't have our tree up.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
I know it's.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
Weird, I landry, our daughter is never home. You weren't
home if I haven't found a night that.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
We're all three of home to go and get it right.
We'll get a tree before Christmas. But I found this
amazing is that after Christmas, when presents are open and
stuff in general as a whole, people are going to
spend one point four billion hours setting up new devices.
Oh my god, one point four billion billion. And that

(21:38):
just is like every dude in the world that gets
a new device, after all the gifts are open and everything,
they just want to be left alone and play with
their device. It sounded dirty and I didn't mean for
it too, but they just want to get everything all
set up, and then once they get that done, then
they got to help their kids get their set up,
and then they got their wives get their set up.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
It guy around here, I feel like it's that you
got the order wrong. I feel like you helped the
kid get their stuff set up, and then you do yours.
You're all, I'm gonna get my Yeah that's true.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
But our daughter sixteen, she already knows how to do
a lot of that stuff, right, It's true.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
I told you about that time that sales person from
AT and T at Costco got me and I bought
four new phones at the same time and had to
set up all of them. It was just, uh, to
my daughter, what's your iCloud pastor? I don't know, my wife,
what's your I cloud past I don't know? And then

(22:36):
my mother in law, what's your iCloud past I don't know?

Speaker 1 (22:39):
People, Yeah, of all the passwords, that's the toughest to
remember for me, it's that one.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
But I have a password saver like most people. Yeah,
I don't so that.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, Yeah, you're right. Passwords it's a it's a pain.
It's a definite thing. But a lot of electronic I
don't know what the big electronic is this year. It
seems like they've just reinvented old past things, you know
what I mean, new and improved. Speaking of that, TV,
have you done the update on your iPhone?

Speaker 4 (23:08):
I have not. I don't think that's pretty cool. I
like it. I do. I like it.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
It's very cosmetic. Things look different, things are more bubbly.
I kind of like that. But like it took me
a day and a half before I could figure out
how to x all my tabs out on my phone
like that I had opened, you know, searching stuff right.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
It's very hidden.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
There's a lot I feel like there's extra steps with
some of the stuff.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
But just like all the other Apple stuff, you'll figure
it out pretty quick. I mean I figured it out,
and I don't like it. We get used to it.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yeah, Just to reiterate one point four billion hours setting
up new devices real quick. I just want to Sometimes
my mom listens in Omaha, Nebraska on her smart device,
I want to wish her a happy birthday.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Happy birthday, Apple.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Today's my mom's birthday. Kind of her birthdays kind of
are hard for her right now because her twin sister
passed away about a year and a half ago, and
so they're kind of tough but kind of fun. But
I sent my mom and this is kind of funny.
My mom is a florist and owned a couple of
flower shops for years and years and years, and I
sent her flowers for her birthday, and she loved them,
and she called me and said thank you, and she goes.

(24:19):
Whoever put this arrangement together, they knew what they were doing.
Oh yeah, all.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Right, good, the bar is said high sending her flowers,
or it has to be it is so.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
And then they got me on the upgrade because it
was like I was ordering them online from a local
shop in Nebraska, and it was like, do you want
to upgrade to premium flowers? Well, of course, of course
it's my mom, that's my mom. Of course I'm going
to upgrade the premium flowers. So Mom, if you're listening,
happy birthday and we love you.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Stick around. We got more coming up. One three Austin
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