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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the JB and Sandy Show podcast. You can
listen live every morning on one of three point one
in Austin, or stream the show on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Everybody that has a yetti loves the yetti, right. I
remember I fought it forever. I said, I'm not spending
forty dollars for a coffee mug or a cooler.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I got the cooler.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
You immediately got the cooler. You can wait to have
the cooler for hunting because it keep your meat cold, right.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well that they had actually been out for a few
years before that one. But uh, and then you get one,
and hell, I've got mine right here, and you can't
live without it, right Yeah. And by the way, all
your parents go into football games, we know what you
have in there.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
You know it's not water replaced the sonic cup exactly.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Whenever you saw his sonic cup at a baseball or
softball game or soccer's.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
Like, uh huh, cherry limade a little Vodkast.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Slash either at vodka or Southern comfort in there or something.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
But they are costly. But somehow we we've ended up
with an entire cabinet full of them.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
I don't know, Like the door won't close. I cleaned
it out and it's still those Stanley's Yes.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
And then Stanley introduced himself to our world.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
We had to have those too. I think it's all
it's like Christmas gifts and stuff. But here's how you
get free ones. Now, you gotta be willing and tristed.
This might affect you a little bit. You gotta be
willing to get up early on a Sunday morning.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Okay, I don't want to do that, But what do
I get if I do?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
If you get up early on Sunday morning and go
to the Brushy Creek Hike and Bike trail, Okay, where
the where the baseball fit and soccer fields are. And yeah,
you can do this at any.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Park, any any park.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
That hosts youth games. Yea, anywhere anywhere in America. Okay,
Then you just go and look around the field because
some kid or some parent has left there yetti behind
and it's been sitting there all night long. And that's
(02:15):
where this one came from.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
You stole what I steal finders keepers, that's right.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
And then and then so I'm on that trail all
the time, and then on Sunday I was there and
there was a whole pile of them like they were
mowing the grass and.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
They just piled them all up. I'm talking.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
There must have been close to one thousand dollars worth
of Yetti's and Stanley's just sitting there for the taking,
for free.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Take them.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
It's like it's like I always say, go the day
after the kite festival with the ladder, Yes, pull them
out of the trees, freak kites.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Yeah, at the end of the school year, if you
have not claimed in the Lost and Bound closet, your sweats,
your lunch box, your yetti's, your shoes, it's a free
for all. Whoever gets their first gets to get it.
Landry got some amazing pair of like Jordan Tenney shoes
and this amazing cool yetti insulated thermos with the screw
(03:14):
off lid where I looked it up as like a
fifty five dollars thermos, and I was like, somebody's in
trouble at home.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Somebody's mom is mad that.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You enjoy your thermos because some kid took a whooping
for that. Yeah right, yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I'm telling you that they're just piles of them and
there's no parent coming.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Back to look for it.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
No, they've moved on. It's gone, and the kids like
probably didn't tell their mom or dad. They left it
behind for a week, you know, right, so they don't
get in trouble.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Little tip, I might do it just for fun. I
just go trying to think of the closest.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Fine, and if you're really entrepreneurial, sell them on eBay, right.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
As they used Jetty.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, people, so.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Little buy it, you get you put it left there
for twelve thirteen dollars and we'll buy it for sure.
So speaking of that, Trisha so Jb, a friend of ours,
gave Landry a one off Morrissey concert T shirt and
then I ran into him and I said, dude, she
loves that shirt. She loves it, and he goes, does
(04:18):
she know that they're selling on eBay for five hundred dollars?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Now?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
So yeah, yeah, it was like a one off just
for a show that was in Las Vegas.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
And you told her what was her reaction? Did she
want to sell it?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Jaw dropped and she immediately was more than happy to
potentially part with it. Right, but she looked it up
on eBay and she could not find an offer that high.
It was like ninety bucks maybe, but she was like,
I'll keep looking because he clearly had seen it that
it was for sale for that right, right.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Right right.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
So I'm just wondering if she was a wheeler dealer
like that, if she'll Oh, she.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
For some reason, I don't know what has re sparked
this in her, she back into Pokemon cards. I think
there's a resurgence of Pokemon cards being collected, and she's
going through all of hers and looking up to see
how much they're worth online if she could sell them,
and based on the condition that they're in, and she's
organizing them.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
It's the same thing with baseball cards.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Kids, Yeah, she didn't have any worth of nickel, does she?
Speaker 5 (05:22):
I feel like the only thing that I ever got
excited for that I thought I could make a ton
of money was like pennies. I remember going through pennies
as a kid to see if I had that one
that was worth a million dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Well, I don't mean to brag, but I did just
get in the mail a mailer from the US Mint
with all of their new releases on it.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
So my.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Nerdy coin collection, Yeah, I have. That's why you don't
know the combination to the safe because there's something in
the channel I have.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
With that information, Sandy, you could hold court in Sun City.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
At the you'd need their leader, the brand Poobah.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Coming up next.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You know, it's very, very common for guys to want
to relive their glory days a la Uncle Rico from
Napoleon dynam Bite. But in this case, we've got an
anti Rico, an ant Rico, and that is Tricia wanting
to relive her glory days. All right, we'll tell you
what she wants to do, so stick around. It's coming
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up on Austin's eighties station one O three point one. Normally,
it's guys that will constantly bring up their glory days.
It was the home run that they hit their senior
year in high school to win the game, or the
touchdown pass that they caught, or the three touchdowns they
scored when they were a junior in high school at Westlake,
you know what I mean. Or I think there's a
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lot of Westlake guys reliving their glory days, to be
honest with you, But in this case, it's Tricia that
so badly wants to relive her glory days. I'll tell
you how this all got started. So I was at
we were just talking about it. I was at the
Brushy Creek Trail in Cedar Park on Saturday afternoon, and
there was like some serious organized kickball games going on,
(07:04):
like organized games, clearly part of some sort of rec league,
playing old.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
School like grade school recess.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Kickball, red ball, kickball.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
And I come home and I told Trisha about this JB.
And she was like, oh my gosh, I could just
kick that ball one.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
More time, one more time. I just I could kick
it so far.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
And I was like, oh God, thanks, Rico, right go.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
All I'm saying is kickball was probably the number one
sport kickball, dodgeball and butts up. I can't imagine the
number of hours I spent playing those games.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Kickball I was particularly good at. And if I could.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Relive that moment that it had happened to be so
many times as a young Tricia, of the ball being
served to me and feeling it when it hit it
just right with your toe and it just goes sailing
over all the kids.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
It has a car if they hit it just right,
it has kind of a cartoony sound.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
It does, it does, and you know it's gone, and
it's like slow motion.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Watch is I can hear that no no, no, no, no,
no no sound.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
As the ball leaves my foot and all the kids
looking in slow motion.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Oh my god. I would give anything to be able
to do that again.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
And I so badly, so badly want to just go
pushaw to this. But I learned my lesson with with
Tricia when it came to running, like I was like,
you can't run, you can't run, think I can do
any right, And then we go out to a track
and I'm like, damn, she can run. I'm shocked. I
(08:47):
was amazed how fast you could run a quarter of
a mile.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
I was, I have a question. Since you guys have
a daughter, it's going to be a junior starting tomorrow
today today. Wow, So she's a little past it. But
is kickball something that went away? Because I could see
everyone going it's too much anxiety for the kids to
get picked, which was it wouldn't it would make you anxious?
(09:16):
You're like, oh, I want to be laud. I was
always kind of middle of the road on something like kickball. Yeah, kickball.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
I was first picked. She did not she does not
play pick play kickball. It was not anything that she
did growing up. But one of her friends who just
graduated from high school and is now at the Naval Academy,
her going away party was a giant kickball party.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
That's all.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
And I told Sandy and I totally were supposed to go.
I ended up not being able to go because I
had to go to a funeral. But man, don't think
I wasn't like stretching and getting ready in a few
days leading up to it. When I still thought I
was going to get to go, I was going to
show all those kids, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
What, JB if they did still play. And to eliminate
the anxiety of choosing up teams. I'm sure some mom
would have an app that would choose the.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Teams ahead of time.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yes, based on fairness, and so nobody fell left out,
you know what I mean. It's like when we were kids,
nobody wanted Brian Catoni on our team.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
He was terrible.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
We don't want to think of it like, all right,
we'll take Brian, Come on, Brian.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
That was stressful though, to be just standing there and
to see if people for the two captains to pick you.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
That must be how prostitutes feel when someone rolls up.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
In the lineup.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
On the corner.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Either way, don't ask me why I started watching this,
but I can't stop watching it. There's some show on
Prime and it's called a very British brothel. Okay, and
it's exactly what it is.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
I know why you started watching.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
It, But here's the catch. Here's the catch to it.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
It's run by a mother and a daughter and it's
the ugliest prostitute you've ever seen. I mean it's it's
really I'm like, why am I watching this?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
And then I'm afraid Trish is going to see on
TV on my History my firestick that they're Sandy watching
something about a brothel again.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Which is.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
It wouldn't so anyway, where we start with O Tricia
and being so JB.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
If your glory day you don't don't get into details,
what sport would it have been like for me?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Is hands down like my glory days stuff was running
cross country, more so cross country than than track. The
longer the better that and and my muscle cars I
worked on and oh yeah, I can go on and
on about that.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I was I was telling someone over the weekend again.
We brought it up all week long. There was a
big radio conference in town. Guys from all over the country.
They were talking and some of we were talking about
working out and fitness and stuff. He's like, this is JB,
an exercise guy. I go, you know what JB's superhero
power is. He's like, what, I go, He can just suffer.
(12:12):
He can just suffer.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
What you mean?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, He's like, what do you mean. I was like,
he can just fall out of bed and go run
a marathon. He'll just go ride his bike for one
hundred miles. He's like really, and I go, yeah, He's
just really good at just suffering through it. And he's
like that sounds awful, and I'm like, yeah, it really
(12:37):
does does sound awful.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
What's your glory day, Sandy? What's your sport would.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Probably be football? Yeah, wrestling probably between the two, probably wrestling, yeah,
more so than football would be my glory those what.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
About Bill collecting?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
You were pretty good? Those guys are still a I
looked him up.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
JB me an Italian family, right, yes, yes, help collect Yeah, And.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I owed him a little bit, and so I worked
it off. I worked it off exactly. Still to come
on the show today.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Speaking to Glory Days, JB now feels like he is
officially in Austin because he has been invited to do
something that's ever done and we're going to find out
what it is and whether or not he's going to
do it.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
So you got to stay with us, all right. If
you can't be here, grab the podcast search.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
JB and Sandy on the iHeartRadio app were coming up
on Austin's eighty station three point one.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Hey, just a heads up, guys.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
A couple of days away, but Friday morning, I'm gonna
have a really interesting guest on the show. Her name
is well, her Instagram handle how everybody knows her is
called at a Taste of Coco, and she is a
food influencer in Austin with a huge, huge, huge Instagram following,
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and she's going to join us on Friday morning. And
so I'm looking forward to talking to her because the
older I've gotten, the more i feel like I'm less
in touch with some of the newer restaurants and places
in Austin. And she's out there all the time doing
this and she's also about to have a baby.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
The lady gonna have a baby right, very pregnant.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I hope she can wait to have that baby until
after Friday morning. So if you want to give her
a look on Instagram, it's at a Taste of Coco
on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
She'll join us Friday morning.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Jamie, you said you were invited to do something that
made you feel even more as an official Austin. I
don't know how you could feel more official. You've been
here your entire life. But what is it?
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Yeah, first time ever I was. I have an outstanding invitation.
I don't have the details in front of me. I apologize.
Came through yesterday an invitation to go play pickleball.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
Ah, yes, really.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
That's cool, like a friend just said, hey, come play.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Or well, no, it's it's kind of a networking group thing.
There's a couple of networking groups that I know.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Right.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
That makes it worse, doesn't it. There's a couple of
networking groups I've done a couple of things with so
I got on the list. One was cycling related that
that's obviously in my wheelhouse. And then another one was
like they just that group introduced it to another group
and they would just meet up.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
And go on a walk. Oh, I like that.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Yep, maybe I'll let you know about the next one
if you want to come down to that.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
And then so I met this other group through that,
so I'm they got my number from that. And it's
a it's a pickleball meet up meet up. And it's
like it doesn't matter if you know how to play
or not. Like, right, doesn't it take like three minutes
to learn how to play this?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I don't a little bit.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
It's a little bit more complicated than that. It's it's
I mean, once you get it, you get it. But
there's rules about what you can do the first time
you serve. There's some specific roles you have to get down.
I have yet to master being able to keep the score.
The score is the same as I don't think so
the scoring is very confusing for me.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
I assumed it was the same.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
But it's really fun, like I think you'll like it.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Is it an outdoor pickle meet up? You know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Because it's awfully ofughly warm to be playing pickleball outside.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Yeah, I don't mind the heat, it's just the sweaty hands.
It's got to be distracting.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Get your wristbands, bro glos, gloves, you'll have all the gear.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Will you wear the goggles like you do in racketball?
For no, I'm gonna wear them.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
But please show up wearing racketball goggles typical ball.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
That would be hilarious.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Sweatband, the shorts, the wristbands all over it.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
I'm on the fence about going that's not It's one
of those things. I'm trying to be a holdout on
pick a Ball, Electric the East Scooters and pick a Ball.
I'm trying to be a holdout.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
As long as I can.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Well, here's the thing too. Maybe it's my vanity, but
I don't want to do something in a meet up
environment or a networking environment.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Right, I look like a fool, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Like I don't want to embarrass myself if I'm trying
to network with pee.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
You and I have a mutual friend, a guy that
did a keynote at a conference twenty five years ago,
and he and I have state friends. His name's Tim Sanders,
and he does he does a whole lecture about that
or you know, this whole chapter on that. It's like networking,
getting to know people, business relationships. Don't go do something
(18:00):
that's bad for your brand. Use the term brand, but
that that's the term you use. He's like, I don't
go play golf and do business. I will embarrass myself
on the golf course. You've seen it. You're an avid golfer.
You see some guy that's just a clown on the
golf course.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
It's not good for business. Now.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
On the other hand, you know, I know a couple
of guys, I know, you do, guys who've completely gotten
by in business because they're a good.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Golfer, Rock Purslow.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
You're a good thing because they whine and dine and
and and you know, and just hospitality and there and people.
People are impressed when you're good at something.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Right like this can be bad.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I'm not going to go to a barefoot water skiing
networking thing.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
I'm going to do that ballroom dancing, bull.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Riding, networking. And I'm not going to do that either.
I'm not going to embarrass myself. Now, if you want
to just go have a cup of coffee, okay, I
can hear that that. Yeah, you know, you want to
play Call of Duty online together or something, Sure.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
You do that. Chess. We could sit and play chess
if you would like. To.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Yeah, there is a little bit of a learning curve,
and you will I did the first time I played.
You will feel a little silly at first.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
Until it clicks with you. So yeah, maybe don't do that.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Isn't there a thing in pickle ball? Like I saw
a video on Instagram like this woman got pissed because
the guy hit the ball too hard at her, like
right at her.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
I think that's part of the game.
Speaker 6 (19:36):
Yeah, I don't think. I think you can do that. Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
I mean I played, you know, a decent amount of tennis, right,
and it's like aiming for them is a good way.
It's especially when they go to the net like you
want to go too. It's a lot easier to get
your racket to the side than right in front of you.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Right.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
I don't think it's a rule that you can't do that.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Okay, she doesn't.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
She can't get hit in the net. So in today's world,
you never That's my biggest fear of the body shot,
although guys are more ninja like to protect that area. Right,
You taken almost to it blindfolded.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
You told me that JB.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Before Landry was born, you had already been through it,
and you were like, dude, you are going to be.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Amazed when that baby is born.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
How you will develop ninja like skills to protect the
family jewels, I said, it's amazing.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
It just has little legs kicking on your lap.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
You it just kicks in. You learn how to protect.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
You're just sitting there hanging out with them, and next
thing you know, they're they're there's little legs like they
don't even know they're kicking.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
One thing Sandy never mastered was was staying away from
any bodily functions of Landry.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Every fluid that has ever come out of her body
has ended up in my mouth.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Yeah, that's what I say. Did your baby ever throw
up in your mouth?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Trying to have lifted it sitting on a chair with
your hand, you're having a bit of time.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Right in your mouth.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Yep, happens.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
So gross.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Everybody's throwing up and it's like.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
A It's like it's like spoiled milk that's been sitting
in a gutter.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
For a week that came out of her boob. That's what.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Came out of your wife got processed through your daughter
aged in her belly with some other gross things like
some spinach baby food, then with a little stomach bile
into your mouth.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
So Gross.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
And Sandy Show on Austin's eighty station on three point one.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
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