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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Text us at seven three seven three zero one ninety
six hundred.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, not to be introspected, be in what's the
word prospectee, introspectee. But sometimes you need to take a
little bit of pleasure in the simple pleasures in life
instead of the big things that happen all the time.
Well sometimes, but just like simple pleasures in life. And
I want you guys to share what yours are. But
first I want to tell everybody what mine was and
how Tricia keyword relentlessly made fun of me because I
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ordered and I get excited every year it was new
sock Day the other day. Yeah, is it in your calendar, Yes,
little reminder always in mid August where I threw up
all of my old athletic socks, not dress socks, you know,
just white sox and throw them all away and I
get new ones. And my new ones came and I
was so excited and I couldn't wait to open them
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and try them on and see what they were all about.
Because it was a new brand, a new brand. I
got like six pair for fourteen dollars.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Here's the back part of this full package. It's like
you were a sock influencer.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
The other day.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
He announced a couple of days ahead of time, so
almost me socked day, so we knew about the build up.
We heard the doorbell ring. He literally sprinted to the
door because he knew that it was his socks that
were delivered.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
And I was screaming there here yep. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
So then he goes back and he sits on his bed,
He opens him up, he puts a pair on, and
then for three or five six seconds, just looked at
his feet, looked at the socks on his feet, and
moved his feet around. Then Ye proceeded to tell me
why these were amazing socks because the material is thicker
on the heel and on the toe and not quite
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as thick on that Again, sock influencer, it was like
you were selling those socks. And then later on he
still had them on and he was like, look, I
still have my socks on. It was just weird.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
It's kind of like when you talk about hanky panky panties.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh yeah, I do love a hanky panky pans on.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
And on about these heard of these mm hmm, yeah,
hanky panky past. Those things are like eighty five dollars
a page.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
They're like the ones like you don't even feel.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You don't even feel them on, they're lace, they're great.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
You know you can get that feeling. Take them off.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's a good feeling too.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
So that was my simple pleasure that I get it like,
I don't do that often enough. The calendar reminder is good.
It is because guys will hang on the socks. Wait,
and before we move on, I got an idea for you.
We could do an Instagram page where you're an influencer
that only tries to pimp the most mundane things ever and.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Build an Amazon store. Yes, here's white socks.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
And next day it's like it's like a spoon and
it links to a set of Soilverware hair brushn you
imagine when you're pimping white socks.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Oh my god, that would be just dumb enough to
take off. Yeah, it's just silly, and it's my idea.
So you got to split it with me. But I'll
help curate and shoot it. All right, we got to
get first a list of it. I just think you're
funnier to do it. Giant guy, Jamie's simple pleasure coming
up in a moment, and we do know this much
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about it, it happens in the still of the night hours.
Oh yeah, Steven Presley, step up that microone. Tell us
what a simple pleasure of yours is.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
So recently another Amazon purchase, me and my wife have
found that we're waking each other up. I know you
all have been through this and ultimately you decided to
go separate rooms. Yeah, so we have a thing where
you know, I've conquered my snoring. I wear a special
mouthguard now, okay, and I do the tape, so I
think it helps it.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I may snore a little. What's the tape?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You tape your mouth closed?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
I take my mouth close. I do, so I do
all of this. I do the mouth closed with the tape.
I do a nasal strip. Now I wear a mouthguard.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Do you ever get late.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
D?
Speaker 5 (04:01):
And then I had the eyemask too, So can you
imagine how how romantic that is?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
It's like sleeping next to Hannibal lecture. It pretty much is.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, your son has no idea how lucky he is
to be on this art.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Oh yeah, I can get to the point where we
had changing that he's here.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Wow. So what's the simple thing?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
So the thing we did a simple thing is we
finally figured out it was the blankets that was causing
one of the other to wake the other person up.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
So we had our own blankets now.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
In the same bed, but your own individual blankets.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Well, last fall we moved to a bed that's two
technically two mattresses next to each other. Instead of one
big mattress, we have two that are so all the
wires can come in and out for your stuff. Yeah,
well sometimes they get lost in the crevice between the mattresses,
so you have to go back in and get the.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
You're put on life support when you got to sleep
at night.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah, it's it's it's an ordeal.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
And my wife has her own process too because she
wears the bath guard too.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
So we're.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
It's just trying to get a good night kiss that
is not laughable, where we're not like hysterically looking at
each other. It's a fist pump. It's a fist bump now,
So it is.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
The simple pleasure that night's sleep or the blanket, the blankets.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
We found these blankets, blanket.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Soft We got these new blankets.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
We were trying to find that you know, and Tricia,
you know about temperature and how important that is at night.
We were having trouble finding blankets also for both of
us that was not were not too hot, not too cold.
But we finally found the perfect thickness of blanket for
Texas Augusta and we each have one now his her version.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Different different colors, different colors.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Yeah, yeah, we picked out our own colors.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
If you can get your kid to take a picture
of you and your wife laying in bad yeah, I'd
love to see that.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I thought I was with my mouth guard, the mouth guard.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
And then when my hands have eggs, amis, I fill
them up with lotion, socks up with lotions.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Explains need so many socks exactly constantly.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Jamie's coming up happens in the dark, in the still
of the night. That's a moment away, just a simple
pleasure of yours.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
All right, This one, I feel like makes me feel
sound really old, but I'm at that age. I've got
some prescriptions that I have to take every day. My
greatest pleasure is when all of my prescriptions are all
filled on the same day, at the same time, all
the little boxes, all the little and I don't have
to go twice a week, you know, to get this one,
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get them all filled.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
And the.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Trip to the ninety day supply on the same day.
It's like I've conquered all the bad things in the world.
When that happens, anything else about come along.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I feel like I can get a text from my
wife that's something's at the pharmacy all the time, every
three day.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yes, yeah, yeah, So you can get on these programs, well,
they will give you like partial refills. It's a little
painful getting there, but a partial refill until you get
them all on the same schedule.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Can you request that from your pharmacists? Yeah? Can we
get these all on the stit?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, you totally can't. That's how I'm doing it. But
I'm just saying like you feel like the king of
the world when that happens.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Really freak your farms out. Say, I walk here from
bass Drop three months, so if we could get them all.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
The same At the risk of sounding very old, just
switched pharmacists.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
The AGB very happy, very happy with our stuff, very
very happy with our switch.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
At any point in your twenties, would you have cared
one bit about your pharmacist or where you went to
pick it up? And now standing multiple times, we're like, man,
I'm so glad we switched pharmacies like it comes up
often a B ch B.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Well, all right, creepy middle of the night. Simple pleasure.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Yeah, one of my simple pleasures is sometimes, and like
I've said before, if I wake up and I like,
I don't like rarely am I just groggy.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
It's either wide awake or sound asleep.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
If I wake up in the middle of I can't
just lay there and try to go back to I
cannot do it, So I gotta go do something. There
are not many things you can do at two am,
and I could do some more work. I can scroll
on Instagram like what so quite often in the middle
of the night, I will go wash one of our cars.
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It might be two am, and sometimes I just go
through the little drive through one and and sometimes I'll
actually just get out the sprayer and do it in
the driveway or the corner at the at the car wash.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Okay, there's one that I can just drive through. I
just like to go do that in the middle of
the night.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
In the middle of the night, not kidding, you're either
asleep or you are wide awake.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Oh yeah, I just.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I'm picturing I'm picturing Robert de Niro and what was
the movie with Jody Foster Taxi Drive He did all
the weird things in the middle.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Of the night. I don't remember that's breaking around.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Yeah, there's something cool about being on the road to
at like three am and there's nothing downtown.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
It's just dead, like no one lives here.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I like that is prime time to see some weird stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yeah, there are weird people out. It's just I don't know,
it's just gratifying.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Do you guys ever see someone like I saw it
the other day, someone walking down the street and you
just look at me like something really went wrong.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Where they're going.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, it's just like made some bad decisions. Maybe he
was out washing his car at three am.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I don't know right what happens though.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
If Aaron wakes up, she doesn't, But if she did,
she's she doesn't go to the bathroo middle the middle
the night.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
She's classic middle aged sedated get she'd be like, oh.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
He's watching the car.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
She knows that, But no, I've been that way forever. Yeah,
just I mean forever. I was leaving at four point
thirty in the morning in a way, but she wouldn't
see me in the morning, so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I just like sometimes I'll go.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
There is one twenty four hour coffee shop near me,
Bino Bino Coffee. Really, boy, there's some strange people out there.
Where's that Is it called Bino? I think so that
would make sense. It's at Riverside in Congress. Oh, so
you're in a safe neighborhood there so night, so I
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know that is that there? That intersection is shady. That
car wash right there, Yeah, I see the shadiest things
at that car wash.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
So I'm glad you have a simple pleasure though, Yeah,
everybody needs them.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
And the pleasure like it's weird. It's it's like you're
doing something cool alone in the middle of the night.
But I also am obsessed with clean cars, like driving here,
you know, like this morning, like there's a pile of
bird poo on my hood.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I'll take care of that on the way home.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
It made you driving and see you right, So Aaron.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Could get up to go to go to work in
the morning. Here car could have been a wreck when
she got home the night before, But when she goes
to work, it's like the tooth fairy came clean the car.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Her car's always clean.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
And I you know, she may have pumped gas a
handful of times in the last decade when I was
out of town.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Trisha's the same way with cars. She had how long
did you have that?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Nali?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Like seven years, And it looked the day we traded
it in.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
It looked exactly like the day she got it.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Oh God, I love a car. I love a clean car.
I remember when I was pregnant. They were like, well,
say goodbye to your clean car, and I was like,
uh no. I was like, that baby will not trash
my car. We will kick and we get out.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Eat that baby. Well that's it.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
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Speaker 3 (11:51):
Thanks for listening.