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June 23, 2025 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My dad will be eighty five years old. Tom five, Yeah,
you believe that. I mean, no, eighty five, that's old.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
I mean, that's up.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
There's an old man.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
It's just a number. But I mean eighty five. I mean,
I think people are pretty lucky who lived that long.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
I think so too.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
And he's definitely the oldest living male on his that
side of the family. I don't think any other ones
made it to sixty five.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Really.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Probably his dad died very young. Oh, his dad smoked
and smoked and smoked. Yeah, and then when he was
done smoking, he smoked some more. He was he was
that guy. So uh, what's first tea?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Made laugh? All right?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Sometimes I feel like marriage is fifty percent deciding what
to do for dinner and then fifty percent showing your
spouse another gross thing currently happening on your body.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Right, Yeah, yep, yep.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I'm afraid to take my shirt off in front of
the Tricia because she's going to point out something on
me that I need to get the doctor to look.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, I'm gonna be like I just the other day,
I was like, has that been there?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
And You're like, yes, you just looked at it last month.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
And I just had my physical last month, gave me
a clean bill of health.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Good right, I mean I feel like just a matter
of hours ago, I was like, what is this weird
bump on my arm?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Like, I feel like it's just constant at this point.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Non stop rings growing that you don't know you have.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
But also I have no idea what we're having for dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
We never dontil It's like game time, right. It seems
like we're better about what's for dinner after we have
groceries in the house, Like there's more options to choose from.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
But there's also that you went and you got all
the groceries and you're exhausted and you spent the money
and you're too tired of cooks.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Then you go out or order pizza.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
That we're an ingredients Hell.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, I hate being an ingredients household. It's the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Coming up in just a little bit, we're gonna play
song quiz today, Frisia cringes.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Does it just make you nervous or just you're not
good at it?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I'm not good at it.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
I keep telling you I don't know, and you keep
making me play. I think it's because you like the
being the winner. I think it's because you like the
one knowing all the things. Yeah, I like, I like
getting the credit.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Uh. And the Story we Love is coming up next.
Trisha's got the Story we Love in just a moment.
We'd love for you guys to follow us on Instagram
at the Sandy Show Official. You can also check us
out on Facebook at The Sandy Show Radio with Stories
we Love Live.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
From the Lester Holtz Studios. It's Trisha Delicia.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
So in case you haven't heard or haven't experienced this,
some parts of the country have been experiencing major heat waves.
A lot of it moved from last week into this week,
moving east more mostly south and east part of the country,
so much so that the weather National Weather Service put
out an advisory warning people in the areas with extreme
heat to avoid heavy foods or meals high end protein

(02:57):
because those can raise your body temperature on top of
it already being super hot outside. They also said that
you should avoid alcohol and coffee, even iced coffee, because
those are drinks at speed up dehydration.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, I mean, I feel like that.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
It's like we're on the surface of the sun with
those kind of warnings.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I've never heard that before.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I haven't either, to be honest with you, I never
heard them go up so far to say what to
eat or drink right, or what not to eat.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
That's why I was like, I mean, am I missing
something about how hot it is?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, it's well, I mean we're used to it where
we live in Texas, right, and it's hot here all
the time, all the time, all the time. But there's
parts of the country, especially in the northeast. Those Wieners
in Vermont, New Hampshire, they can't handle this.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
He I know, but it's just like when it snows
down here for us, we fag out and don't know
what to do. But I've never heard that don't drink this,
don't eat this because it's so hot outside it will
contribute to raising your body temperature. So they say keep
yourself hydrated with water and sports drinks, all that they
wear sunscreen every time you go outside. Don't be outside
of possible in the middle of the day when it's

(04:05):
the hottest.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Can I tell you the hardest thing in the world
to drink? So you know, I've been on this fitness
kick for about nine months or so, and I read
that you should always drink electrolyte water before you drink
your coffee? Can I just tell you how hard it
is to choke down twenty ounces of electrolyte water first
when you first wake up.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, I don't do it.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
I do it. I do it, and it's hard.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Don't do it if it's hard, because that means eventually
you'll stop doing it.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
I don't know. I've been doing it for a couple
of months, but.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
You don't like it, so eventually you'll stop.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
So are you drinking electrolytes first thing in the morning
and then drinking electrolytes again after you work out?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Because then I think you're moving into too much.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
No, it's not too much electrolytes because it's starting hard
burning up the ones you just took in.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
All I can tell you is that I love the
Pedia Light grape flavored electrolytes, and after an hour and
ten minutes of walking in this Texas heat, I call
it the purple.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Will never taste Nothing else could beat the purple.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
By the way, I was cleaning out the garage freezer
and I found do you know that we have two
bottles of Pedia Light out there?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeh been out there for like three years? Have you
been drinking them?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
No, they're just still in there.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
I know ones not open and ones like huffle. Yeah,
I just haven't.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
You're bad.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
I guess they go back.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
I don't know if they do.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I wouldn't drink. You drink about it.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
I'm not here. Uh. That's the story we love.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Just to try to stay out of the heat and
again no not, don't eat a lot of protein and
stay away from hot coffee.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, which I'm not.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Those things about ice cream, they do not.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
That's the story we love more coming up on Austin
s Ades Station one O three point one. Hey, it's
Jbi and Sandy for our friends at Koala Cooling, Scott
and Stacey. You know, the same great people behind kangaroof
that I've been telling you about for a while. They
are the same people that own Koala Cooling and Plumbing.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
They're great people to know, and they're really great to know.
If you've got a.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
C when I do big, big decisions like this, I'd
like to know the owners.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, I've met Scott and Stacy. Great people.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
You do not want to get caught with your pants
down in Texas with a broken air conditioner. The way
to prevent that, even if your AC's working fine right
now is to set up a service plan, have them
come check it, and it may end up saving you
a bunch of money. If you're unfortunately in the need
of help right now, call them immediately to get you
cooled off again, because it's only going to get worse

(06:29):
in the next few months.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
And don't forget about plumbing.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
If you've been putting off for repair for a leaky
fast or a clog drain, Kowala can help you out
with that too. Contact them at Kowala Cooling dot com
or call five one two seven eighty eight hundred.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
The JB and Sandy Show starts at seven.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
If you missed Friday show, here's something you miss, Tricia.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
You're about to be horrified with what I'm about to
tell you. Yeah, Okay, it's not it's not here yet,
but up in North Texas state at a bunch of
heavy rain and it flushed out the foot long hammerhead
flatworms foot long boo.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
They are an invasive specie that sneaks into gardens and
long lawns. Their hammerhead shape makes them pretty easy to spot,
but they ooze a neurotoxin that can irritate human skin
and sickened pets. Anything that oozes something gross.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
If you do see someone in see one in Austin,
Central Texas, they say, wear gloves. Never cut them all right,
Instead drop them into a salt and vinegar mix, or
freeze them for two days before tossing them out.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Oh that Sandy, that's right at nine year old Sandy's alley.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
And freezing them.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Dude, let's torture them for a while.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
The things we did to insects as a child, I mean,
I'm surprised they didn't ship me off somewhere to like
make sure I wasn't a future serial killer. We did
some stuff, man, like I think everybody did you guys, jabie,
this is a dude thing.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
I don't think girls did this.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Maybe I know where you're gonna say, magnifying glass.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Magnifying glass slugs.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh yeah, absolutely. How about this one? Airplane blue on ants?

Speaker 3 (08:21):
You guys don't know. I didn't do that. You guys
didn't do that one?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
No, No, that was that was fun You just airplane
blued ants?

Speaker 6 (08:30):
Oh yeah, I mean and I oh yeah, it's funny
because now as an adult, I will take the time
to free and most insects into the wild and give
them another chance.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
I don't squish anymore. Like if I see something out
on my walk, I just let him go.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
You squished and smeared lightning bugs.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
As an adult, you're still a killer.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
No, as a kid, I'll kill it.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I'll kill a nasty spider.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
We used to do that too, catch lightning bugs and
you pull the little light off their tail and you
could put it on your body like glowing jewelries.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
You guys are all happy about it.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
A tea on my shirt and lightning bug guts, I
was disgusting.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
So we did all these weird things with insects and
my cousins. It was a my cousin's three or four
years older than I am. I was young, I was
like ten, and he had a neighbor. This was in Tucson, Arizona,
in the middle of summer. It was kind of hot,
and we didn't have a water bottle like every other
kid does today. And so he had this other kid

(09:35):
and his name was Marty, and Marty was like fifteen,
and we did some weird stuff.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
So Marty Marty.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Two stories about him he dared me to see if
I could shove ten rolling pulleys up my notes.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
As a it was like a double dog there then
to do it.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
There was no way I understand.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Had to do it.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
Was there a prize involved if you pulled this off?
Probably not just a double dog care.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I think he was gonna let me look at his playboy.
I think I can't remember. So we gathered up ten.
Here's the problem with the roly pulley. They roll up
right there, need to go up the nose. The problem
is when they got the nose and the right so
we were very cautious. I got them all up there,

(10:32):
and then we got and then count made sure we
counted all of them. Came that we had that came out. Yeah, yeah,
that might be some kind of world record. I'm not sure,
but it might be. Another story about Marty which is
pretty funny. So Marty was like fifteen and he his
parents for some reason, bought him a car before he

(10:53):
had a driver's license. Right, he couldn't even drive the car,
just sat in the driveway. So we would go and
sit in the car and Tucson in the middle of summer,
sit in.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
That car and Marty would.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
We would have a contest, Marty would fart and we
would see who could stay in there the longest time.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Again for the thousandth time. Thank God that God gave
me a daughter and not his son.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Oh those were great times.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
I have a feeling Marty's still in his car he
was playing.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
With, probably still there in Tucson or that here. He's
telling stories to his buddies about this dumb kid that
he tricked him a shoven rolling.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Polly's up his nose.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Oh, how fun I had thought old Marty in a
long time.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
I don't remember his last nime.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
I was going to look him up.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Noah, I do not remember Marty's last name.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
But now that I came, I think Marty got sent
off to a boy's home somewhere.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
Yeah, maybe things haven't changed that much. I remember when
my daughter was like maybe middle school, and we were
at a restaurant, a patio restaurant, and this acquaintance of hers,
this young kid that somebody said I'll give you ten
bucks if you lick all those hands off the table.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
And he did it. So you know, yeah, we haven't
changed much.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Hey, dudes are dudes, man, We dumb stuff for the
dumbest creature on earth between the age of like twelve
and thirty.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
For no reward, no anything for the roly poly noosed trick.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
No I got to say I did it, you know.
Then I got to sit in his car. Part. It
was funny because Marty'd be like, oh, I got.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
One, and we could be three doors down and we
run to the car as fast as because they're disgusting.
We'd get in the car and just wait when it happened,
I won several times. I'm not surprised by that. Welcome
to the show, everybody, But you didn't think you'd hear
those kinds of stories.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
That's right from Friday morning.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
The JB and Sandy Show starts at seven o'clock this morning,
or listen when you want stream the podcast version search
JB and Sandy on the iHeartRadio app O three.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
One Austin dot com.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
It's The Sandy Show on Austin's eight station WHAT three
point one and streaming on my iHeartRadio app. All you
air goggers, you know who you are. Get ready to go.
Thanks for being with us. It's the Sandy Show. My
name is Sandy. This is Tricia right over here. Hy
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Speaker 2 (13:52):
We'll save the disfrontal monkey for last.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Okay, Sandy, you care, don't care to find out how
Madagast got its name. It was totally based on a
mistake and poor handwriting.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Yeah, like this kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah, yeah, Madagascar got its name when Marco Polo sailed
there mistakenly thought he was in Mogadishu, Somalia, and misspelled
Mogadishu in his notes so badly that it looked like
the word Madagascar.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
So the whole country is named after just poor handwriting
in a mistake.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
I remember entitled child wondering who Marco Polo was.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Oh, he's the guy from the pool.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Because we played in the swimming pool. Yeah, and I
didn't know it was a real guy until probably that.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
He was an explorer. I found things didn't know, didn't know.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
Well, all right, Sandy, care or don't care to find
out how a bar in China is trying to mirror
the stock market.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
I think I can guess, but til ahead.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
They basically the price of beer goes up and down
on the simple economic principle of supplying demand.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Hmm, you're very right.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
The beer exchange bar in China, the prices fluctuated wording to.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
The time of day, kind of like an uber fluctuation.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, so at ten o'clock in the morning you can
get a Mick Ultra or ninety nine cents, but at
ten o'clock at night, it's going to cost you six bucks.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
I understand that.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
I don't think that ever in the morning should be
be cheaper than normal. I feel like it's just encouraging
people to come and drink at inappropriate time. Exactly what
they're doing, all right, are you ready to find it?
What the monkey did in Hong Kong?

Speaker 3 (15:21):
H Yes, monkey and Hong Kong.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Disgruntled wild monkey in Hong Kong was caught on camera
ripping apart a government banner that said do not feed
the monkeys.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
He's like, no, I don't like this.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
He's all this is immediately now.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
It up, Yes, and they're protesting. I'm telling you, the
animal uprising is started.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
It has I don't know what's going to come first,
the animal uprising or the computer AI uprising.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Right, probably up to the same time humans are screwed.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
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