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October 30, 2025 • 28 mins
 “Is it possible to make a billion dollars twice—and would you ever try a beer that tastes exactly like the real thing but has zero alcohol?”

 That’s just one of the thought-provoking questions Sandy and Tricia tackle in this laugh-out-loud episode of The Sandy Show. This episode is a rollercoaster of fun, featuring:
  • Halloween Prep & Parenting Real Talk: Sandy confesses his struggle to avoid being the “dorky dad” while planning chili dogs and a spooky charcuterie board for Landry’s friends.
  • Celebrity Ventures & Big Risks: The duo dives into George Clooney and Randy Gerber’s surprising pivot from billion-dollar tequila to non-alcoholic beer—and why this booming trend might be the next big thing.
  • Sobriety & Temptation: Sandy gets candid about his 10-year sober journey and why even a zero-alcohol Heineken feels like a slippery slope.
  • Quirky Habits We All Share: From saving twisty ties and rubber bands to hoarding condiment packets and hotel toiletries, you’ll laugh at how relatable these guilty pleasures are.
  • Ghost Real Estate & Haunted Tales: Ever wondered where ghosts should settle down? Sandy and Tricia reveal the top U.S. cities for spirits—and share chilling personal stories of haunted houses.
  • Pop Culture & Pure Chaos: Nirvana vinyl auctions, aggressive monkeys on the loose, and yes… booger candy. Because why not?
Memorable Quote:
“Playing it safe is the fastest route to regret.” (Sandy, on Clooney’s bold business moves) This episode is packed with humor, nostalgia, and insights that will make you laugh, think, and maybe even clean out that drawer full of Allen wrenches.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You know tomorrow is the trick or Treat day, Trisha,
it's today of the candy.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yeah, we gotta go at some point today or tomorrow
and get our provisions for.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
The chili dogs. I know.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
I'm waiting for a headcount from Landry as to how
many people were making chili dogs for I know.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
I love, love, love that our daughter's friends come to
our house.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I love it, and I try so hard not to
be the dorky dad, but sometimes I can't help it.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
I don't know if there's any way for a dad
of a teenager to not be dorky in her eyes
at some point.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, but I do know, and I don't tell me
if it's not true, because in my heart, I believe
one of her friends just loves me.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Oh I think there's one, Okay, loves me. Okay, I
think they all love me.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Do you think there's one that loves me? Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I know there is?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
You do, Okay? Is it the same when we're thinking?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I think so? Probably?

Speaker 4 (00:47):
So Yeah, yep, go ahead, you're gonna say something nice
about me.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Children also love my sharp buttery board that I'll be
making my Halloween themeed shark heterie board tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
The teenage boys also like some tea.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
That's my target audience.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yeah, rumor is that Landry's got a hot mom.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Hey, I mean, you know, just out here doing my thing.
I don't know what to say.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
It's good to know that I haven't lost it yet,
maybe still got it all right, Let's talk about George
Clooney and Randy Gerber, two friends, invented a tequila together,
named it Casamigos. I think they lived next door to
each other. Sold it for a billion dollars back in
twenty seventeen. I feel like that was the first billion

(01:33):
dollar liquor sale.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Probably wasn't, but it's the most popular.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
It is the most popular one, obviously because they're very,
very famous. Well, now they've started a new venture together,
and it could not be more opposite of their tequila company.
They are now putting together a non alcoholic beer company,
launching that it's going to be a raging success. Sandy,
non alcoholic beer, mock cocktails, non alcoholic drinks are the

(01:59):
rage right now.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah, especially the prepackaged ones.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
And that's why, Yes, these guys have got it so easy,
because one they've hit a home run billion dollars constant egos.
Now they got to do is ask people, Hey, you
want to invest? Sure everyone will say yes, people are
like hell yeah, and then they have the built in
promotion with interviews. Yeah they're constantly yeah, but maybe not always.
I know that Troy Aikman's got a beer out there,
and yeah, I mean, it's not the same business.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's definitely not the same.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Also, non Cowboys fans, you know, they will not drink
it just because it's Troy Aikman.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
That's true. But I think you're right. The non alcoholic
world is the market is huge.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
It's huge right now, and they are not wrong for
busted into it. I mean, I know there is a
lot out there, but it's still freaking George Clooney, Yeah,
and Cindy Crawford's husband, Brandy Gerber, and they've already a
great success.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
So yeah, somebody was telling me. I think I said
that the Heineken non alcohol is amazing.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I've heard it tastes exactly like beer, and you love
a Heineken.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I do love a Heineken.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I feel like that's a slippery slope though for people
who maybe shouldn't drink alcohol.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Oh, I won't do it. It's a slippery slope for me.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, I mean, I know there's no alcohol in it,
but if it tastes as real as they say it does,
I'd be afraid to do that.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, I've been tempted. I've been sober for almost ten
years and I've been tempted. But I was like, nah,
I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to
do that. Next thing, you know, my clotheser off and
I'm running. Weird things happened.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
I see the police car that don't need that.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Calling me and I won't answer. I remember many times
I was all.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
You get arrested, don't I'd be the last person you
call friends.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Is that all the information you have?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
That's all we need to know.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
We just got to sit back and wait to find
out they made another billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
That's all everyone needs to know that. Yeah, all right,
that's the story. We love more coming.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Out on three point one Austin.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
When you get something for free, sometimes you keep it,
sometimes throw it away. But we're all guilty of keeping
some things. And those things are those.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Things are things that may be useful in the future.
We get them for free and we hang on to
them just in case. Never know on the list. Twisty ties.
Oh yeah, yeah, I have a drawer that randomly has
twisty ties in it. One of the things not on
this list that I do. A good rubber band. Oh yeah,
don't let me get one of those blue rubber bands

(04:21):
off the asparagus bundle. Oh the thick ones, Oh my god,
I'm like, what can I hold together with this amazing
rubber band?

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Anything?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Anything? These are nice and thick, and I like it
that they're blue.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Quick cutting them with scissors, then yeah, don't cut.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Them off, save them and put them in the draw
under the coffee pot. Okay, my twisty ties. I will
do that other things everybody does. It's a good cardboard box.
You reach a certain age where were like, I'm going
to keep this box because it's a great box.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
One of my It was a short lived show I
believe on Showtime called Flower Hbo Fly to the Condors.
Do you remember that show? It was about two I
believe they were Kiwis. They came to America and they
didn't have anything, and their moms send them a box
because oh it's my favorite books. I love this box.

(05:05):
It's just funny.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
It's the box.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, everybody keeps grocery store plastic bags. People use them
big trash cans and stuff gift bags and tissue paper. Yeah,
everybody does that. Plastic takeout utensils. Yeah, And then I
get home and I'm like, yeah, but I want to
use real knife, a real work and a real nut.
But I still keep them. I don't do this.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Do you keep the silica gel packets from packages? And
it's so wide?

Speaker 4 (05:26):
I do.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Once I have a few, I throw them away, but
I keep them in my shaving kit, my dob kit
because it keeps moisture away from all your other stuff.
And also keep them in my drawer in my bathroom. Yeah,
so it doesn't it soaks up any moisture. Okay, all right,
don't eat those No, don't eat those. Thos are not candy,
this one, for sure.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
I do prepackaged screws from furniture yep.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
And then the individual Alan wrenches.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
And the Alan wrenches, which you're like, I'll never remember
what this Alan rinch is for. Ye, but I'm going
to keep it just in case I need it. Hotel
toiletries those are just fun because they're tiny.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Conned mint package another free thing that we're all guilty
of not throwing away condiment packets.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
My dad al mclury's got an entire tupperware full.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Of them in the refrigerator of like ketchup or some
ketchup mustard, mayonnaise, tartar, sauce, you name it.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
He's gotten next to his full bottle of all of
those condiments in the bridge. And finally, the number one
thing that people are guilty of not throwing away that
they get for free, fast food napkins.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Oh yeah, and you're the great mom that's always got
him in the glovebox.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
If you're a mom, you have him.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
You have a ton of them in the car at
all times, and I start getting nervous if my my
fast food napkins stash gets low.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
You know what, they're not really free, but they come
with your electronics is all the USB cables. I have
every cable you could ever imagine. If you ever need
a cable, you come to me.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah, I don't know what it's for, but you're happy
to plug it in until you find something.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Oh yeah, but I'm gonna make sure I'm not going
to be without a cable.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
At a backup to that cable that whatever happened.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Sure, I used get so madmines to the buy Hdmi
cables because they're expens and so now I've just stashing them.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, got them all over the place.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
You need one, you let me know. I'm your guy
for cables, me for napkins. That's right, stay with us,
more coming up. I guess there's a home for everyone, trush,
there's a home for Everyone's.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
A study that has figured out the best place where
that home should be.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Now, if you're listening right now and you're a ghost,
that just hits you, funny it did, and you wanted
to know where the best place for you and your
little ghost family to move to, You're in the right spot.
The Old Sandy Show's got you covered right here.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
We don't discriminate, We don't will tell anybody anything.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Somebody somewhere got stoned to the Jesus Felts and made
a list of the best US cities for ghosts to
live in, considering things like the number of cemeteries, ghost tours,
haunted houses, vacant housing units, and the search interest for ghosts.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
So here you got ghosts out there? These are your places?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Are the parameters.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Baltimore, Maryland, big time ghost town.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah yeah, Philadelphia, Philadelphia, a lot of history there. I
could see that number eight on the list. Cincinnati, Ohio.
You'll be the most exciting thing there. A year in Cincinnati,
I did, and you'll be the coolest thing there too.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Hey, ghosts love Las Vegas, who do they? Yeah? I
could live in Las Vegas. I really could. On the outside,
it's like in summerland those.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Areas, right, But I feel like being that close to
all the gambling and stuff, I feel like that's dangerous.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Well, but I mean world class restaurants, world class entertainment.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
My cousin lived there for a while and he loved it.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
And I like the desert. I just like the desert.
Ghost out there. Birmingham's good spot for you to move
your ghost family. Maybe you can find a ghost real
estate agent make you a good deal. Richmond, Virginia, Pittsburgh,
Pennsylvan saying, now, these last three kind of makes sense.
If I'm a ghost, I'm going to one of these
three because they seem very welcoming to my type.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
M New Orleans, Oh.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah, but I feel like with New Orleans, you got
the scary ghosts in New Orleans, like the voodoo stuff.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I'm not want to hang out with those people.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
You got the voodoo ghost down there.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Charleston, South Carolina, which supposed to be a beautiful town,
very popular for ghosts.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Number one though, if you're going to if you want
to put your your ghost roots down, you.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Really want to stay somewhere for a long time eternity.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, your spot in these United States of America is
to go to Savannah, Georgia.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Oh been there? Beautiful place to live is alive or dead?

Speaker 4 (09:43):
I really?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Well, I mean there's your ghost towns if you all
rattle through the next ten Nashville, Miami, Orlando, Boston, Detroit, Tampa, Norfolk, Atlanta,
and Kansas City and San Francisco.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
I mean, it's pretty much all the cities, pretty much
most of the major cities. I had a aunt who
lived in Maryland. Yeah, Maryland, I can't remember right now. Virginia, No, Maryland.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
The city. The story is she lived in a house.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
They moved into an old, old house, rented this house,
and we went up and stayed with them for Christmas.
And it wasn't until we were in for the week
that my cousin was like, by the way, this house
is haunted. I was like, what you would hear doors
closing in the middle of the night when people are
not up.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
I stayed in a haunted house. Not cool, not cool, terrifying.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
I think you need to let people know that she's Tricia.
My name is Sandy. I'm not a ghost. Tricia's not
a ghost. More coming up. You know tomorrow is the
trick or treat day, Tricia.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
It's today of the candy.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
We got to go at some point today or tomorrow
and get our provisions for.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
The chili dogs. I know.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
I'm waiting for a headcount from Landry as to how
many people were making chili dogs for.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
I know. I love, love, love that our daughter's for
come to our house.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
I love it, and I try so hard not to
be the dorky dad, but sometimes I can't help it.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
I don't know if there's any way for a dad
of a teenager to not be dorky in her eyes
at some point.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, but I do know, and I don't tell me
if it's not true, because in my heart, I believe
one of her friends just loves me.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Oh, I think there's one Okay loves me. Okay, I
think they all love me.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Do you think there's one that loves me? Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I know there is, you do?

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Okay? Is it the same when we're thinking?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
I think so? Probably so?

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Yeah, yep, go ahead, you ever say something nice about me.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Children also love my sharp buttery board that I'll be
making my Halloween themes shark heuterie board tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
The teenage boys also like some tea.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
That's my target audience.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Yeah, that's what the rumor is that Landry's got a
hot mom.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Hey, I mean, you know, just out here jin my thing.
I don't know what to say.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
It's good to know that I haven't lost it yet,
maybe still got it? All right, Let's talk about George
Clooney and Randy Gerber, two friends, invented a tequila together,
named it Casamigos.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
I think they lived next door to each other.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Sold it for a billion dollars back in twenty seventeen.
I feel like that was the first billion dollar liquor sale.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Probably wasn't, but it's the most popular.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
It is the most popular one, obviously because they're very,
very famous. Well, now they've started a new venture together
and it could not be more opposite of their tequila company.
They are now putting together a non alcoholic beer company.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, launching that. It's going to be a raging success.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Sandy, non alcoholic beer, mock cocktails, non alcoholic drinks are
the rage right now.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Yeah, especially the prepackaged ones.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
And that's what Yes, these guys have got it so
easy because one they've hit a home run billion dollars
costa migos. Now they got to do is ask people, Hey,
you want to invest? Sure, everyone will say yes. People
are like hell yeah, and then they have the built
in promotion with interviews.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Yeah they're constantly yeah, but maybe not always.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
I know that Troy Aikman's got a beer out there,
and yeah, I mean it's not the same business.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
It's definitely not the same.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Also, non Cowboys fans, you know, they will not drink
it just because it's Troy Aikman.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
That's true. But I think you're right. The non alcoholic
world is the market is huge.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
It's huge right now, and they are not wrong for
busted into it. I mean, I know there is a lot.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Out there, but it's still freaking George Clooney, Yeah, and
Cindy Crawford's husband, Brandy Gerber, and they've already a great success.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
So, yeah, somebody was telling me. I think I said
that the Heineken non alcohol is amazing.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
I've heard it tastes exactly like.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Cow beer, and you love a Heineken.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
I do love a Heineken.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
I feel like it's a slippery slope though, for people
who maybe shouldn't drink alcohol, Oh.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
It's I won't do it. It's a slippery slope for me.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Yeah, I mean, I know there's no alcohol in it,
but if it tastes as real as they say it does,
I'd be afraid to do that.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, I've been tempted. I've been sober for almost ten
years and I've been tempted. But I was like, nah,
I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to
do that. Next thing, you know, I'm a closer off
and I'm running. Weird things happened.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
I see the police car. I don't need that calling me,
and I won't answer. I remember many times I was all.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
You get arrested, don't I'd be the last person you call.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Friend.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Is that all the information you have?

Speaker 1 (14:21):
That's all we need to know.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
We just got to sit back and wait to find
out they made another billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
That's all everyone needs to know that. Yeah, all right,
that's the story we love more coming.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Out on three point one Austin.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
When you get something for free, sometimes you keep it,
sometimes throw it away. But we're all guilty of keeping
some things. And those things are.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Those things are things that may be useful in the future.
We get them for free and we hang on to them,
just never know. On the list twisty ties, Oh yeah, yeah,
I have a drawer that randomly has twisty ties in it.
One of the things not on this list that I do.
A good a band. Oh yeah, don't let me get
one of those blue rubber bands off the asparagus bundle.

(15:05):
Oh the thick ones, Oh my god, I'm like, what
can I hold together with this amazing rubber band?

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Anything anything so nice and thick? And I like it
that they're blue.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Quick cutting them with scissors, then yeah, don't cut them.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Off, save them and put them in the drawunder the
coffee pot. Okay, my twisty ties, I will do that.
Other things everybody does is a good cardboard box. You
reach a certain age where like, I'm gonna keep to
keep this box because it's a great box.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
One of my it was a short lived show I
believe on Showtime called Flower Hbo Fly to the Condors.
Do you remember that show? It was about two I
believe they were Kiwis. They came to America and they
didn't have anything, and their moms send them a box.
He oh, it's my favorite books. I love this box.

(15:47):
It's just funny. It's the box.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Everybody keeps grocery store plastic bags. People use them trash
cans and stuff, gift bags and tissue paper. Yeah, everybody
does that, plastic takeout utensils. Yeah, And then I get
home and I'm like, yeah, but I want to use
real knife, a real work and a real nut. But
I still keep them. I don't do this.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Do you keep the silica gel packets from packages? And
it's so wide? I do.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Once I have a few, I throw them away, but
I keep them in my shaving kit, MYDB kit because
it keeps moisture away from all your other stuff. And
also keep them in my drawer in my bathroom. Yeah,
so it doesn't it soaks up any moisture. Okay, all right,
don't eat those No, don't eat those. Ers are not candy,
this one for sure.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
I do prepackage screws from furniture yep.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
And then the individual Alan wrenches.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
And the Alan wrenches, which you're like, I'll never remember
what this Alan rinch is for, ye, but I'm going
to keep it just in case I need it.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Hotel toiletries those are just fun because they're tiny.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Condiment package Another free thing that we're all guilty of
not throwing away.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Condiment packets.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
My dad al mclary's got an entire tupperware full of
them in the refrigerator of like Ketchup or some hutch
Up mustard, mayonnaise, tartar, sauce, you name it.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
He's gotten next to his full bottle of all of
those condiments in the bridge. And finally, the number one
thing that people are guilty of not throwing away that
they get for free, fast food napkins.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
Oh yeah, and you're the great mom that's always got
them in the glovebox.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
If you're a mom, you have them.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
You have a ton of them in the car at
all times, and I start getting nervous if my my
fast food napkins stash gets low.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
You know what, They're not.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Really free, but they come with your electronics is all
the USB cables I have every cable you could ever imagine.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
If you ever need a cable, you come to me.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
I don't know what it's for, but you're happy to
plug it in until you find something.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yeah, oh yeah, but I'm going to make sure I'm
not going to be without a cable and a backup
to that cable that will never happened.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
I used get so mamminats to buy HDMI cables because
they're expensive, and so now I've just stashing them.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Yeah, got them all over the place.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
If you need one, you let me know. I'm your
guy for cables, to me for napkins. That's right, stay
with us, more coming up. I guess there's a home
for everyone, trush. There's a home for everyone.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
That has figured out the best place where that homeless
should be.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Now, if you're listening right now and you're a ghost
that just hits you funny it did, and you want
to know where the best place for you and your
little ghost family to move to, You're in the right spot.
The Old Sandy Show's got you covered right here.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
We don't discriminate, We don't will tell anybody anything.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Somebody somewhere got stoned to the Jesus Felts and made
a list of the best US cities for ghosts to
live in, considering things like the number of cemeteries, ghost tours,
haunted houses, vacant housing units, and the search interest for ghosts.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
So here you go, ghosts out there, These are your places?

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Are the parameters.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Baltimore, Maryland big time ghost town.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah yeah, Philadelphia, Philadelphia, a lot of history there. I
could see that number eight on the list. Cincinnati, Ohio.
You'll be the most exacting there. A year in Cincinnati
I did, and you'll be the coolest thing there too.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Hey, ghosts love Las Vegas?

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Who do they?

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:13):
I could live in Las Vegas. I really could. On
the outside, it's like in summerland.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Those areas, right, But I feel like being that close
to all the gambling and stuff, I feel like that's dangerous.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Well, but I mean world class restaurants, world class entertainment.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
My cousin lived there for a while and he loved it.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
And I like the desert. I just like the desert.
Ghost out there. Birmingham's good spot for you to move
your ghost family. Maybe you can find a ghost real
estate agent make you a good deal. Richmond Virginia, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Now these last three kind of makes sense. If I'm
a ghost, I'm going to one of these three because
they seem very welcoming to my type. M M.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
New Orleans.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Oh yeah, but I feel like with New Orleans, you
got the scary ghosts in New Orleans, like the voodoo stuff.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
I'm not want to hang out with those people.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
You got the voodoo ghost down there.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Charleston, South Carolina, which supposed to be a beautiful town,
very popular for ghosts.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Number one though, if you're going to if you want
to put your your ghost roots down, you.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Really want to stay somewhere for a long time. Trinity.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah yeah, your spot in these United States of America
is to go to Savannah, Georgia.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Oh been there? Beautiful place to live is alive or dead?

Speaker 4 (20:26):
I really?

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Well, I mean there's your ghost towns.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
If you all rattle through the next ten Nashville, Miami, Orlando, Boston, Detroit, Tampa, Norfolk, Atlanta,
and Kansas City and San Francisco.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
I mean it's pretty much all the cities, pretty much
most of the major cities. I had an aunt who
lived in Maryland. Yeah, Maryland, I can't remember right now. Virginia, no,
Maryland City. His story is she lived in a house.
They moved into an old, old house, rented this house,
and we went up and stayed with them for Christmas.

(20:59):
And it wasn't until we were in for the week
that my cousin was like, by the way, this house
is haunted.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
I was like, what you would hear doors closing in
the middle of the night when people are not up.
I stayed in a haunted house. Not cool, not cool, terrifying.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
I think you need to let people know that she's Tricia.
My name is Sandy. I'm not a ghost. Tricia's not
a ghost. More coming up. He's your day audio fan. Okay,
you guys, you need to know this before I get
into this. I'm a big Nirvana fan.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Huge.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
It's amazing how often Sandy refers to Nirvana.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Right it is, And there is an auction going for
a seven inch vinyl pressing of one of their songs.
It happens to be and Tricia Quizby on this. She
found this and let me know about it. She's like,
they're auctioning in office a record from Nirvana and it
was the first song ever played on the radio.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Do you know what it was?

Speaker 2 (22:01):
And it took me a second and I immediately remembered
like it was nineteen eighty nine, nineteen ninety and their
first album was called Bleach.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
I remember that thing. I was like, what was the song?
What was the song?

Speaker 2 (22:10):
And then I remembered that it was a radio guy
that got a hold of one of the promotional copies
and went right to his radio station and played it
on the air. And the song was called love Buzz.
Would you like to hear a little early nervana? You're
gonna hate this? Sure, you're gonna hate that. I still
can't believe you got it.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Sorry, but we cannot play the song on the podcast.
I'm gonna put it in a bid.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
I'm not gonna put it in a bid. I'm hang
it on my actual record.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
It's the actual pressed record right, yes, exactly how much
are the bidding on it for?

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Do you even know?

Speaker 2 (22:41):
I can do a quick click click and see what
they're saying here about how much you click from a
WWW right now? The current BID's only ninety five hundred.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
You know you're not getting it or not you're not
getting it, and you just listen to it for free
just now.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Yeah, but I can have the first final you know
what it's I didn't touch it.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
It's one of many vinyl pressing. Yeah, that's why it's
only like ninety five hundred, but still still be cool
to have. If someone gave it to me, I wouldn't
make them take it back. Now you keep it.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Gave it to you.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Sure, this is terrifying. Not many things scare me. This
scares me.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
I'm driving down the road in Mississippi.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
All of a sudden, eighteen wheeler flips over and loses
it's load.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
That's trucker talk loses Thank you, Thank you, Smoky.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Pork beans?

Speaker 1 (23:30):
What was Jerry's Jerry in smoking the Bandit the truck
driver's handle Bandit no Bandit was Burt Reynolds.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Oh got it, remember Jerry's.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
But you were pork and beans is a little sandy.
Weren't you ever forgot about that?

Speaker 4 (23:42):
That was my That was my CB hand.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Very something about Mary Well lost.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
It's load and it's load.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Progressive monkeys, Oh monkeys just spilled out.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Of the back.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Experimental monkeys from Tulane University authorities believe one is still
in the l oh.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
God experimental This is very Planet of the Apes, Sandy.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
It reminds me of what was the movie about. Oh,
it was like we lived through it with COVID outbreak?
Is that the movie?

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Oh? I mean yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Anyway, here's some of the calls made to emergency services
after the truck crashed and released the monkeys. We got.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Home run neutralized something right here, an.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Have to neutral the neutral twenty one of them out
there on the loose.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
It was.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
This makes it even worse. These monkeys were infected with herpes,
hepatitis sea and COVID.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Oh god, that.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Was the initial report. Not true, not true. But they
are aggressive. Aggressive. They'll take your nose right off.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Of your face.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
I'm going to say this.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
People think monkeys are adorable and they have the as
pets and they put diapers on them and dress them.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
They'll rip your face right off.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
They are strong. You ever see when someone gets too
close to the cage and they grab.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
You and they go nuts, they freak out on the
window or the bars.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
No, you don't trust a monkey.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
I am not a big fan of the monkey.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
No, but an aggressive medical monkey. That's a movie.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
That's a mad monkey.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yeah, that's our audio file. More coming up one o
three point one Austin. Hey, you may not know it. Friends,
Patricia and I want you to be rich, rich, rich rich.
That's why we're reminding you to go out there and
get your a lotto ticket and then break a little
off for old Sandy and Trisha.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Because if we didn't remind you, you might not have
bought it and won.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
That's true, and you win.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Don't forget about us.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Tricia is the lotto tzar here at the you know,
at our house, so she'll be out there conducting her
lotto business at five dollars a pop.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Let me just tell you this.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
If you guys go into a convenience store, let the
people conduct their lotto business in peace. Don't get all
huppy because you just are trying to buy a gatorade
in some jerky.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
We are conducting business. Let us do it. Where else
are we going to do it?

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Just be patient, give a little space, Give a little space.
It's almost an eight hundred million dollar jackpot.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
That's a big transaction.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
I know.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I don't need to be rushed because of your gummy worms.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
H Josha. We learned today.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Well, my first funny was to those who participate, Happy.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
We're not buying that. Now put it on your Christmas list.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Season. That's when you save money.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
That's when you save the money and kids end up
getting socks for in their stocking because they need some.
That's fun, not a Christmas gift. Another thing we talked
about the worst TV families. Oh Man, Sandy and I
got into a debate or discussion about who on the
Game of Thrones. There were like four Game of Thrones
families on the list.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
The gray Joys, the Targarians, the Lanisters get my vote,
and the Boltons.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
They've played people, flayed people, but the Lanisters were the
one in the shocking first episode first seen.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
That's pretty bad.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
I don't get any worse.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
I mean flaying, okay, yeah, compared to that first scene, Yeah,
it was bad. Yeah, I feel like the Lanisters for
the Shore Champions, the Champions. They're the winner's worst TV families.
And finally, Sandy tell the nice people about the new
candy for this Halloween season.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Friends on the market. Now we've got some booger.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Candy candy that looks like bloggers booger candy.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Booger candy happening.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
It looks like burgers colored like burgers and it tastes
like boogers. They say it's lightly sweet, a little salty
impact with fightamin Sea.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
You're trying to make boogers healthy.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Here's what's sad. At gopuff dot com.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
You can pick them up for three ninety nine, except
for the fact that they're sold out.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Everybody wants to booger can.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Everybody can't get enough. Boger candy are wrong with people? Yeah,
booger bites. They've got slimy boogers on the car. They oh,
on the box, the packaging, the candies are coming out
of nose. It's one of the names of the camp
is Gooey Louie.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
They named him. They named the boogers.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Yeah, there's a freedom in there.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Oh, check availability, and I'm not giving you my email address. No,
sorry about that. Yeah, no, thank you. I'll pass on
the booger bytes. Y booger bytes. Somebody brought that up
at a confectionery.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Meeting and other people were like, hell, yes.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
It's a good night thea it's not completely sorted out,
but I wouldn't know what you think. You guys think
this year for Halloween, let's introduce the world to booger bytes.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Love it, love it, printed to it, to it.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Now, have a great day everyone, I hope it's as
silly as our day has been so far.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
We'll do it again tomorrow. Until then, do not take
any crap from anybody. Well that's it.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Do us a solid and copy and paste the link
to this episode and send it to a friend or two.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Thanks for listening.
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