August 1, 2025 • 20 mins
 “When was the last time a bagel shop made you question your age?”
 In this hilarious and heartwarming episode of The JB and Sandy Show, JB shares the moment he was accidentally given a senior discount—and the existential crisis that followed. Joined once again by pop culture guru Steven Presley (@ThunderPopTV), the crew dives into everything from aging gracefully to Fabio’s secret love life. You’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe even tear up a little as the team explores:
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 In this hilarious and heartwarming episode of The JB and Sandy Show, JB shares the moment he was accidentally given a senior discount—and the existential crisis that followed. Joined once again by pop culture guru Steven Presley (@ThunderPopTV), the crew dives into everything from aging gracefully to Fabio’s secret love life. You’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe even tear up a little as the team explores:
- JB’s unexpected brush with the AARP life 🍩
- A nostalgic backstage Duran Duran story that didn’t go quite as planned 🎤
- The mystery of Steven Presley’s age—and his DMV height claim 🪪
- Fabio’s electric motorcycle obsession, secret girlfriend, and the Tom Green moment that changed everything 🏍️
- A pitch for the greatest TV show never made: Fabio P.I. (“I can’t believe it’s not murder!”)
- “I’d rather pay full price than be called a senior citizen.”
- “Fabio still wants the world to think he’s single… in 2025.”
- “You’re taller than I thought you were.” – A Duran Duran meet-and-greet gone awkward.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's as Austin as it gets.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is the JB and Sandy Show on Austin's eighty
station one O three point one.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
All right, Jamie got his feelings hurt or he's mad
or something about something that happened with he and his
wife and they were trying to get something to eat.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
We're gonna get to that in just a moment. Thanks
for being with us.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
If you are just joining us, grab the podcast version
of the show search JB and Sandy. Stephen Presley from
at thunder Pop TV has been with us for the
whole hour. Normally just here for a couple of segments
on Friday, but he's actually in studio with us, so
he's hanging the whole hour. So, Tricia, that leads me
to ask you a question. You're no longer the lowest banana.
(00:40):
You are now no longer low banana.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Oh this is very exciting for me. I didn't even
think of that. Yeah, you're the low banana.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Now, Steven new low banana. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Wow, congratulations you Chikita take it.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
That's it. This is very Trisa. You were third banana.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
For a long time, long time.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, congratulations. We're going to get you a plaque, but
we decided not to right, So, JB, what happened? Tell
these nice people what happened?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
My wife and I went to Dallas over the weekend.
I had a Monday morning meeting and we just made
a like a Texas staycation out of it, which was
kind of nice. And we got up in the morning
one of the mornings and went on a walk and
then we were like, let's just get something easy for
breakfast instead of doing the hotel thing and all that
went to like an Einstein Brothers bagels.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I haven't been in one of those in quite a while.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
It was great and everything, but and I didn't know
they did all these great breakfast sandwiches. And so I'm
paying out just like normal, and I look at the receipt,
you know, the little checkout thing, you know, they just
flipped things over and expect a huge tip. Yeah, enough
for flipping an iPad over.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
And but there was in red was a big discount.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Oh it was like three or three to four bucks
discount and it was it said Senior Citizens discount.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
And I'm like, come, she just walked right out.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yes, yes, I'm in my fifties, but I feel like
I'm in my thirties. My wife still thinks she's perpetually
twenty seven, right, But I just was like, you just
looked at me and decided to give me now and
their defense they're doing me a favor, save me a
few bucks, But I would have rather paid a few
more bucks and not be called a senior citizen.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yes, I'm old.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I mean do I look Do I look that old?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Like come on, no, no, no, no, I think people
our age look a whole lot better than people when
our parents were our generation.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, yeah, in their fifties. Like, yeah, it's very different,
very different.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
One of the great things for me about being bald
headed is there's no gray.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Yeah, it's harder to tell.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
So it's harder to tell. And I have some gray,
but not a ton.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Now, very distinguished salt and pepperish.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yes, I do it to match my dog. That does
burd a little bit, I know. And that's funny. You know.
I told my wife that.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I was like, hey, you know, I was a little offended,
and she's like, you know, I did see one of
those AARP things in the mail, and like.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
There's a lot of discounts. Get your silver sneakers.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh, yeah, the Silver Sneakers is when you can get
free gym membership.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeahhesting, I did not know that.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
I would love to have a Silver Sneakers discount, but
I don't think I could make myself go in and
say I'm here for the Silver Sneakers discount.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, because technically I think I started getting those AARP
mailers at fifty yep. Yeah, that was a painful day too,
but that's I mean, not only do we look different
than a generation ago at our fifties, but we're living longer.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Like I think they need to move all this up.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
They moved the mo up.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, definitely healthier.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I mean, the only time it's ever come up at
a discount that I would want, and that's staying at
an RV park.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Are you an AI RP member? I'm not, But.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
That's what the bike.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
It's in your head, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
It's messive with my head.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I can now order off the Gym's senior men at
Gym's restaurant fifty five and over. Oh really, Yeah, it's
not enough food, you know what I mean, It's not enough.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
It's all they're all mushy food. That's what they should
call it. Mushy food.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Did your wife just laugh at you? Or she in
the same boat seasons? Well, we're there together. Yeah, so
maybe it was her.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
There you go. Ye, she does not look her age. No,
it's not much more. She's much more of.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
A differential on that than I am looking her age.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
So here this is interesting. Stephen Presley starts for the
whole hour today. We have no idea how Steve it is.
Let's play a game the carnival. Yeah, oh, I have
a clue. I'm gonna guess Stephen is.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Look at you. I'm going to say you're thirty nine. Wow,
thirty nine seven year old kid.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I'll take I'll take that.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, how do you say?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
So? I'm seeing some distinguished gray in the beard, the
area I didn't get quite.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
A little bit in the beard. I'm going to say.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Forty three in this bright light that really this is
not good for when I'm on the zoom thing.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
You can hide those. I'm going to split the difference
at forty one. Okay, oh, he's happy.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
You know.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I'll take all those. But I'll tell you what the
thing is.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
I actually don't even keep track anymore, and I've noticed
that helps me.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Now how old you I with aging.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
I just remember the year I was born, but I
don't even have the count right now. I don't have
to go right down and what year does that make me?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I know exactly what you mean.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I spent my entire fifty sixth year thinking I was
fifty seven.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yeah, but that you did it in a good direction. Yeah,
you gained a year kind of Yeah, all right, how
old are you?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Oh my gosh, Well my wife would love this because
she says, oh, it's always great when people I guess
your age younger.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I was like, no, but let's just not he's not even.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Get part of my going over forty is your pop
culture references?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I knew, like I know who Johnny Carson is. Who
that is?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
That's why That's why I at first I was gonna say,
like thirty five, and then I was like, no, he
seems to know more pop culture that he shouldn't. Okay,
that's what you do professionally. But anyway, who's good at math?
I was born pretty good mass nineteen seventy one. Your
fifty four friends, God.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Don't say it alone.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Wow, esa ag it was one of the late part
of seventy one.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Oh, ten months.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, yeah, bagels when they're giving you an automatic discount.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Oh thank god.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And he's got the hipster hat on which they saw younger.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, you're younger. Yeah. Now discusses height and weight.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
At the carnival, you're about five nine five.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
You know, my drugs, my driver's licensees, I'm five eight
and I eight.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
I always go with that.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Yeah, Texas, the state of Texas recognizes me as five eight.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
So I'm gonna stick with.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It because that's what you wrote down.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
And you lie, like when you go to the doctor,
don't they asure you at the DMV.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Always thought they measured me when I was six teen,
and I was like, oh, I'm five eight.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I think we had a sore spot.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
I think.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
My wife is five five.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
I'm taller than her all for some reason, she's gotten
taller and I've seen somehow gotten shorter since we've been married.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
You normally a shrink as you get older.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I've lost a half an inch already.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Uh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
I think maybe I'm closer to five to seven five
seven and a half.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Sandy Sweet.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Depends on the shoes, I mean, it depends on the
shoes I wear. Man, dude, you look twenty years younger
than Yeah. Oh my gosh, thank you. Yes, that's interesting. Well,
I mean, you know I did.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I did.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
I put on weight during COVID and I got back
in shape after COVID and I so that helps.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah, I still think you should go with just mustache.
That's an impressive.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I did the stash. I've done the stash before. I
don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Maybe I may try it just to see how how
it goes again. Yeah, for a day or two, and
then grow.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
The beer back.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Not everybody can wear a mustache, Steve, although everybody seems
to think they can.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Fabio, you say it and you've instantly got a picture
in your head. Right, Steven's got a theory about Fabio
and JBS guy says he's got a pivotable, pivotal moment
when he really grew like Fabia.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
That's coming up in just a second.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
That Duran Durant song Trisha always makes me think of
your friend Sean.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
We were just talking about this a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Is there long time friend going all the way back
to elementary school at.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Zilker Elementary that I met her in Junior High at
O Henry Junior High.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Okay, and we got backstage passes for her to meet
Duran Duran.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
You can tell what everyone happened from there.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Well, you're the one who went back there with her.
There were two Sanda, I forgot. I've slept a lot since. Yeah,
Sandy got back stage passes and she was with us.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
She was in town.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
So I mean when I say she loved Duran Duran,
I mean she loved him harder than anybody ever loved them.
So Sandy took her back there for the photo op. Cool,
and she describes it as going back there, everybody's they're
standing against the wall. People are standing in front of
them getting their photo, moving on. The next person stands
(10:23):
with them. And she had a little bag with her
or something, and she said she stood in front of
them and clutched her bag in front of her like
a little grandma, and she said something like you're taller
than I thought you were, like something ridiculous. The guys
she loved and then moved on, and she's like, I
still think of it with shame every time.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Backstage is often a disappointment. Yeah, it's always awkward. Yeah,
the meet and great thing. It can be great or
it can be a real disappointment.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah. Yeah, she can.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Say she got her picture, she did it. She didn't
have the picture. She told you not to send it
to her.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Feels like I looked ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
That's all right, all right.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Fabio the eighties romance novel guy was on the cover
of them. For some reason, we're talking about him in
twenty twenty five. I don't know why, right, just thinking
about him, Steven, Well, you know, right, yeah, yeah, you
know about it. You know, once a week I have
a Fabio moment. Fabio Now.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Actually it's funny because I have a friend who lives
in Dallas, and I'm gonna have to be really careful
here not to tell too much information. But her co worker,
she works in the legal sector. She has a coworker
that is dating or has been dating Fabio for a while.
Apparently now the last I heard last update, they were
(11:40):
still dating. I don't know about if there's a I'll
have to get We're actually supposed to visit he in
a couple of weeks, so I'll have to get another
Fabio update.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
What's the latest? Is nobody ever?
Speaker 6 (11:49):
But apparently it's very under wraps that this coworker of
hers it was dating Fabio, because Fabio tries to keep
for image purposes, doesn't want the world to know that
he's taken, that he's spoken for. He's still even in
twenty twenty five, is still trying to keep up appearances
that he is for all the ladies, that he's he's
available all the time.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
So that for his fans, he tries to keep.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
It under wrapped, so that Yeah, but she's seen him
at company parties and events in Dallas area. So apparently
they're having a long distance relationship because I don't think
Fabia is in Dallas, but I guess he traveling. They
have a long distance, a long distance relationship that they're
able to keep their you know, their bond together with Fabio.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Fabbia really doesn't understand Fabio's place in the world anymore,
does he. If he's trying to let everyone think he's
still a single.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
Guy talking to Yeah, he's got to be up there
at age now, the think So there's any couple of
funny things about him.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
Apparently he's and this is not actually this is actually
really cool. He's very much into the environmental stuff, and
so he drives electric vehicles. He has an electric motorcycle,
which is actually pretty public about. He had some stuff
online where he was showing off. He had an endorsement
deal I think with a company that makes electric motorcycles
that he rides around on. But I've always felt like
he was under selling himself in the modern age of
(13:12):
social media. I'm like, you know, he's ripe for Instagram
for content in twenty twenty five. If he came out
with some self aware, kind of funny content, kind of
making fun of himself in twenty twenty five, I think
he could totally have a comeback, go viral, and then
it could finally do the TV idea that I have
for him, the TV show idea I've always wanted to
(13:33):
produce Fabio Pi and it's like a It would be
kind of a parody of those procedural procedural detective shows
for the eighties, where Fabio is the central character and
his tagline would be I can't believe it's not murder,
or he would say I can't cannot believe it's not.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Murder, and the women are so overcome by his beauty
they confess they we're writing the show right here. It's
like Law and Order with the easiest interrogation.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
It was only thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
What was the moment that made you change?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
So he was he was always a running joke. He
was just kind of a joke person. And remember when
he was on the roller coaster and like a goose
flow and it was funny because it was Fabio. He
was kind of and so he was kind of a
joke person. Then he was on do you remember the
Tom Green Show?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah? Tom Green for those of you don't.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Know, it was a guy that started on cable television
in Canada and did a lot of pranks that became
very normal in like the Jackass era. He was always
messing with his parents and anyhow, really great show. I
think it was on MTV and I loved it. I
was a big Tom Green fan. And he had on Fabio.
(14:49):
He went to Fabio's house and Fabio, you know, he
kind of broke in English. He was born in Italy,
I think, And first of his house had more than
a million dollars stereo system. There were speakers everywhere. It
(15:09):
was like more speakers than a who concert. Oh my god,
I hate neighbor. And then he had it was a
mansion for sure. The entire kitchen very very picture, very open,
where the kitchen just spills into the eating area and
all that all full of what you just mentioned.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Steve motorcycles, Yeah, in his house.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Inside his house, in the kitchen mostly all motorcycles lined
up where you could barely walk through. So he's really
into motorcycles. And then Tom Green. Tom's like, let's go
for a ride. He's like sure, and so they're out
in front of his like I think it was a
Beverly Hills home at the time. Dow and wheelie's up
(15:54):
and down the street. And then and then Tom's like,
let's take our shirts off. He didn't hesitate, So you
have Fabio shirtless, which he's supposed to be, and then goofy,
Tom Green shirtless on the back doing wheelies up and
down like one of the most elite Hollywood or Beverly
(16:15):
Hills neighborhoods.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Is that on YouTube?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
I gotta find that.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I've got to find that. I haven't see that.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, and then from that point on, I'm like, I
love Fabio because he would wrote with the flow. Yeah,
he wasn't so self conscious to not laugh at that moment.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, Oh, I've got it.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
That's funny, so freaking funny.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Here's the Celebrity home Tour to the Tom Green Show.
Celebrity nice. You say that like you thought I made
it up. I'm surprised I found it.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Like there's a picture of him in front of his
La home in a robe and crocs.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Cross in the world. That's that's interesting.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
I know.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I'm sorry. I'm watching the Tom Green Show. Yeah, exciting.
We're doing a new segment on the show today.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
It's called Celebrity Home Tours.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
We're here at the home of our first celebrity in
this in this kind of segment, let's go. I wonder
who it is.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I wonder who it is. We're gonna find out.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Hey, BOBBYO, how are you doing?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Show me around? Okay, Wow, you take your shirt off
a lot too. Wow, you take your shirt off a
lot of the time. We just compare chests. For a second,
comparing chests. I wonder I can get my button. That's
just terrible. I want to see the wheelings.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Our viewers at home, what we're dealing with her in comparison.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Take this off too, I did, so you want to
wander around? It's just got a wall of speakers.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
They're everywhere. Yeah, okay, wow, come on over. You can
see he is a good looking guy. It's just so
look at all that stereo equipment. He was just the
garage see the garage store.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah, wow, good for him. Go to the end. You'll
see the wheelie hold on.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
It had me.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I think I was watching that like the first time,
first run, just in tears, like.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
They're taking it.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
That's how the show is. To see this? Sure, why not?
You just didn't see that on TV back then? You
know that's hysterical. So good.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh Tom Green on late night? That would be I
would watch that when I too. Yeah, well, you know
the story with him. I'm one of the few people
that read his book. You know, he was dating Drew Barrymore,
who was the Hollywood jarling at that moment, and then
when they broke up, he was pretty much blackballed in Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yeah. Yeah, that Barrymore name carries some weight. Yeah there,
that's for sure. Well, I'll tell you this, friends. When
I started my day, I did not think I was
going to be watching Fabio and Tom Green.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Shirtless.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
He's sixty six, by the way, you know, Okay, Bobby
is oh Are you still young?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
And he likes to good about me? Yeah? The how
old do we figure out this?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Presley was over here Stephen fifty eight fifty four?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
What we calculated? Yeah, I don't keep track. Stopped counting.
It's the Jamie and Sandy Show. Stephen Presley hanging out
with us. Find him on Instagram at thunder Pop t V.
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Well that's it.
Speaker 7 (20:44):
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Speaker 1 (20:49):
Thanks for listening.
It's as Austin as it gets.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is the JB and Sandy Show on Austin's eighty
station one O three point one.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
All right, Jamie got his feelings hurt or he's mad
or something about something that happened with he and his
wife and they were trying to get something to eat.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
We're gonna get to that in just a moment. Thanks
for being with us.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
If you are just joining us, grab the podcast version
of the show search JB and Sandy. Stephen Presley from
at thunder Pop TV has been with us for the
whole hour. Normally just here for a couple of segments
on Friday, but he's actually in studio with us, so
he's hanging the whole hour. So, Tricia, that leads me
to ask you a question. You're no longer the lowest banana.
(00:40):
You are now no longer low banana.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Oh this is very exciting for me. I didn't even
think of that. Yeah, you're the low banana.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Now, Steven new low banana. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Wow, congratulations you Chikita take it.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
That's it. This is very Trisa. You were third banana.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
For a long time, long time.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, congratulations. We're going to get you a plaque, but
we decided not to right, So, JB, what happened? Tell
these nice people what happened?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
My wife and I went to Dallas over the weekend.
I had a Monday morning meeting and we just made
a like a Texas staycation out of it, which was
kind of nice. And we got up in the morning
one of the mornings and went on a walk and
then we were like, let's just get something easy for
breakfast instead of doing the hotel thing and all that
went to like an Einstein Brothers bagels.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I haven't been in one of those in quite a while.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
It was great and everything, but and I didn't know
they did all these great breakfast sandwiches. And so I'm
paying out just like normal, and I look at the receipt,
you know, the little checkout thing, you know, they just
flipped things over and expect a huge tip. Yeah, enough
for flipping an iPad over.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
And but there was in red was a big discount.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Oh it was like three or three to four bucks
discount and it was it said Senior Citizens discount.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
And I'm like, come, she just walked right out.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yes, yes, I'm in my fifties, but I feel like
I'm in my thirties. My wife still thinks she's perpetually
twenty seven, right, But I just was like, you just
looked at me and decided to give me now and
their defense they're doing me a favor, save me a
few bucks, But I would have rather paid a few
more bucks and not be called a senior citizen.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yes, I'm old.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I mean do I look Do I look that old?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Like come on, no, no, no, no, I think people
our age look a whole lot better than people when
our parents were our generation.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, yeah, in their fifties. Like, yeah, it's very different,
very different.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
One of the great things for me about being bald
headed is there's no gray.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Yeah, it's harder to tell.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
So it's harder to tell. And I have some gray,
but not a ton.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Now, very distinguished salt and pepperish.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yes, I do it to match my dog. That does
burd a little bit, I know. And that's funny. You know.
I told my wife that.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I was like, hey, you know, I was a little offended,
and she's like, you know, I did see one of
those AARP things in the mail, and like.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
There's a lot of discounts. Get your silver sneakers.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh, yeah, the Silver Sneakers is when you can get
free gym membership.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeahhesting, I did not know that.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
I would love to have a Silver Sneakers discount, but
I don't think I could make myself go in and
say I'm here for the Silver Sneakers discount.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, because technically I think I started getting those AARP
mailers at fifty yep. Yeah, that was a painful day too,
but that's I mean, not only do we look different
than a generation ago at our fifties, but we're living longer.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Like I think they need to move all this up.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
They moved the mo up.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, definitely healthier.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I mean, the only time it's ever come up at
a discount that I would want, and that's staying at
an RV park.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Are you an AI RP member? I'm not, But.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
That's what the bike.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
It's in your head, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
It's messive with my head.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I can now order off the Gym's senior men at
Gym's restaurant fifty five and over. Oh really, Yeah, it's
not enough food, you know what I mean, It's not enough.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
It's all they're all mushy food. That's what they should
call it. Mushy food.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Did your wife just laugh at you? Or she in
the same boat seasons? Well, we're there together. Yeah, so
maybe it was her.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
There you go. Ye, she does not look her age. No,
it's not much more. She's much more of.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
A differential on that than I am looking her age.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
So here this is interesting. Stephen Presley starts for the
whole hour today. We have no idea how Steve it is.
Let's play a game the carnival. Yeah, oh, I have
a clue. I'm gonna guess Stephen is.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Look at you. I'm going to say you're thirty nine. Wow,
thirty nine seven year old kid.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I'll take I'll take that.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, how do you say?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
So? I'm seeing some distinguished gray in the beard, the
area I didn't get quite.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
A little bit in the beard. I'm going to say.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Forty three in this bright light that really this is
not good for when I'm on the zoom thing.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
You can hide those. I'm going to split the difference
at forty one. Okay, oh, he's happy.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
You know.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I'll take all those. But I'll tell you what the
thing is.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
I actually don't even keep track anymore, and I've noticed
that helps me.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Now how old you I with aging.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
I just remember the year I was born, but I
don't even have the count right now. I don't have
to go right down and what year does that make me?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I know exactly what you mean.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I spent my entire fifty sixth year thinking I was
fifty seven.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yeah, but that you did it in a good direction. Yeah,
you gained a year kind of Yeah, all right, how
old are you?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Oh my gosh, Well my wife would love this because
she says, oh, it's always great when people I guess
your age younger.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I was like, no, but let's just not he's not even.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Get part of my going over forty is your pop
culture references?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I knew, like I know who Johnny Carson is. Who
that is?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
That's why That's why I at first I was gonna say,
like thirty five, and then I was like, no, he
seems to know more pop culture that he shouldn't. Okay,
that's what you do professionally. But anyway, who's good at math?
I was born pretty good mass nineteen seventy one. Your
fifty four friends, God.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Don't say it alone.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Wow, esa ag it was one of the late part
of seventy one.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Oh, ten months.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, yeah, bagels when they're giving you an automatic discount.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Oh thank god.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And he's got the hipster hat on which they saw younger.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, you're younger. Yeah. Now discusses height and weight.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
At the carnival, you're about five nine five.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
You know, my drugs, my driver's licensees, I'm five eight
and I eight.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
I always go with that.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Yeah, Texas, the state of Texas recognizes me as five eight.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
So I'm gonna stick with.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It because that's what you wrote down.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
And you lie, like when you go to the doctor,
don't they asure you at the DMV.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Always thought they measured me when I was six teen,
and I was like, oh, I'm five eight.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I think we had a sore spot.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
I think.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
My wife is five five.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
I'm taller than her all for some reason, she's gotten
taller and I've seen somehow gotten shorter since we've been married.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
You normally a shrink as you get older.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I've lost a half an inch already.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Uh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
I think maybe I'm closer to five to seven five
seven and a half.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Sandy Sweet.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Depends on the shoes, I mean, it depends on the
shoes I wear. Man, dude, you look twenty years younger
than Yeah. Oh my gosh, thank you. Yes, that's interesting. Well,
I mean, you know I did.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I did.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
I put on weight during COVID and I got back
in shape after COVID and I so that helps.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah, I still think you should go with just mustache.
That's an impressive.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I did the stash. I've done the stash before. I
don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Maybe I may try it just to see how how
it goes again. Yeah, for a day or two, and
then grow.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
The beer back.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Not everybody can wear a mustache, Steve, although everybody seems
to think they can.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Fabio, you say it and you've instantly got a picture
in your head. Right, Steven's got a theory about Fabio
and JBS guy says he's got a pivotable, pivotal moment
when he really grew like Fabia.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
That's coming up in just a second.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
That Duran Durant song Trisha always makes me think of
your friend Sean.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
We were just talking about this a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Is there long time friend going all the way back
to elementary school at.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Zilker Elementary that I met her in Junior High at
O Henry Junior High.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Okay, and we got backstage passes for her to meet
Duran Duran.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
You can tell what everyone happened from there.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Well, you're the one who went back there with her.
There were two Sanda, I forgot. I've slept a lot since. Yeah,
Sandy got back stage passes and she was with us.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
She was in town.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
So I mean when I say she loved Duran Duran,
I mean she loved him harder than anybody ever loved them.
So Sandy took her back there for the photo op. Cool,
and she describes it as going back there, everybody's they're
standing against the wall. People are standing in front of
them getting their photo, moving on. The next person stands
(10:23):
with them. And she had a little bag with her
or something, and she said she stood in front of
them and clutched her bag in front of her like
a little grandma, and she said something like you're taller
than I thought you were, like something ridiculous. The guys
she loved and then moved on, and she's like, I
still think of it with shame every time.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Backstage is often a disappointment. Yeah, it's always awkward. Yeah,
the meet and great thing. It can be great or
it can be a real disappointment.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah. Yeah, she can.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Say she got her picture, she did it. She didn't
have the picture. She told you not to send it
to her.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Feels like I looked ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
That's all right, all right.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Fabio the eighties romance novel guy was on the cover
of them. For some reason, we're talking about him in
twenty twenty five. I don't know why, right, just thinking
about him, Steven, Well, you know, right, yeah, yeah, you
know about it. You know, once a week I have
a Fabio moment. Fabio Now.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Actually it's funny because I have a friend who lives
in Dallas, and I'm gonna have to be really careful
here not to tell too much information. But her co worker,
she works in the legal sector. She has a coworker
that is dating or has been dating Fabio for a while.
Apparently now the last I heard last update, they were
(11:40):
still dating. I don't know about if there's a I'll
have to get We're actually supposed to visit he in
a couple of weeks, so I'll have to get another
Fabio update.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
What's the latest? Is nobody ever?
Speaker 6 (11:49):
But apparently it's very under wraps that this coworker of
hers it was dating Fabio, because Fabio tries to keep
for image purposes, doesn't want the world to know that
he's taken, that he's spoken for. He's still even in
twenty twenty five, is still trying to keep up appearances
that he is for all the ladies, that he's he's
available all the time.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
So that for his fans, he tries to keep.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
It under wrapped, so that Yeah, but she's seen him
at company parties and events in Dallas area. So apparently
they're having a long distance relationship because I don't think
Fabia is in Dallas, but I guess he traveling. They
have a long distance, a long distance relationship that they're
able to keep their you know, their bond together with Fabio.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Fabbia really doesn't understand Fabio's place in the world anymore,
does he. If he's trying to let everyone think he's
still a single.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
Guy talking to Yeah, he's got to be up there
at age now, the think So there's any couple of
funny things about him.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
Apparently he's and this is not actually this is actually
really cool. He's very much into the environmental stuff, and
so he drives electric vehicles. He has an electric motorcycle,
which is actually pretty public about. He had some stuff
online where he was showing off. He had an endorsement
deal I think with a company that makes electric motorcycles
that he rides around on. But I've always felt like
he was under selling himself in the modern age of
(13:12):
social media. I'm like, you know, he's ripe for Instagram
for content in twenty twenty five. If he came out
with some self aware, kind of funny content, kind of
making fun of himself in twenty twenty five, I think
he could totally have a comeback, go viral, and then
it could finally do the TV idea that I have
for him, the TV show idea I've always wanted to
(13:33):
produce Fabio Pi and it's like a It would be
kind of a parody of those procedural procedural detective shows
for the eighties, where Fabio is the central character and
his tagline would be I can't believe it's not murder,
or he would say I can't cannot believe it's not.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Murder, and the women are so overcome by his beauty
they confess they we're writing the show right here. It's
like Law and Order with the easiest interrogation.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
It was only thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
What was the moment that made you change?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
So he was he was always a running joke. He
was just kind of a joke person. And remember when
he was on the roller coaster and like a goose
flow and it was funny because it was Fabio. He
was kind of and so he was kind of a
joke person. Then he was on do you remember the
Tom Green Show?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah? Tom Green for those of you don't.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Know, it was a guy that started on cable television
in Canada and did a lot of pranks that became
very normal in like the Jackass era. He was always
messing with his parents and anyhow, really great show. I
think it was on MTV and I loved it. I
was a big Tom Green fan. And he had on Fabio.
(14:49):
He went to Fabio's house and Fabio, you know, he
kind of broke in English. He was born in Italy,
I think, And first of his house had more than
a million dollars stereo system. There were speakers everywhere. It
(15:09):
was like more speakers than a who concert. Oh my god,
I hate neighbor. And then he had it was a
mansion for sure. The entire kitchen very very picture, very open,
where the kitchen just spills into the eating area and
all that all full of what you just mentioned.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Steve motorcycles, Yeah, in his house.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Inside his house, in the kitchen mostly all motorcycles lined
up where you could barely walk through. So he's really
into motorcycles. And then Tom Green. Tom's like, let's go
for a ride. He's like sure, and so they're out
in front of his like I think it was a
Beverly Hills home at the time. Dow and wheelie's up
(15:54):
and down the street. And then and then Tom's like,
let's take our shirts off. He didn't hesitate, So you
have Fabio shirtless, which he's supposed to be, and then goofy,
Tom Green shirtless on the back doing wheelies up and
down like one of the most elite Hollywood or Beverly
(16:15):
Hills neighborhoods.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Is that on YouTube?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
I gotta find that.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I've got to find that. I haven't see that.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, and then from that point on, I'm like, I
love Fabio because he would wrote with the flow. Yeah,
he wasn't so self conscious to not laugh at that moment.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, Oh, I've got it.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
That's funny, so freaking funny.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Here's the Celebrity home Tour to the Tom Green Show.
Celebrity nice. You say that like you thought I made
it up. I'm surprised I found it.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Like there's a picture of him in front of his
La home in a robe and crocs.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Cross in the world. That's that's interesting.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
I know.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I'm sorry. I'm watching the Tom Green Show. Yeah, exciting.
We're doing a new segment on the show today.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
It's called Celebrity Home Tours.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
We're here at the home of our first celebrity in
this in this kind of segment, let's go. I wonder
who it is.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I wonder who it is. We're gonna find out.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Hey, BOBBYO, how are you doing?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Show me around? Okay, Wow, you take your shirt off
a lot too. Wow, you take your shirt off a
lot of the time. We just compare chests. For a second,
comparing chests. I wonder I can get my button. That's
just terrible. I want to see the wheelings.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Our viewers at home, what we're dealing with her in comparison.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Take this off too, I did, so you want to
wander around? It's just got a wall of speakers.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
They're everywhere. Yeah, okay, wow, come on over. You can
see he is a good looking guy. It's just so
look at all that stereo equipment. He was just the
garage see the garage store.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah, wow, good for him. Go to the end. You'll
see the wheelie hold on.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
It had me.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I think I was watching that like the first time,
first run, just in tears, like.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
They're taking it.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
That's how the show is. To see this? Sure, why not?
You just didn't see that on TV back then? You
know that's hysterical. So good.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh Tom Green on late night? That would be I
would watch that when I too. Yeah, well, you know
the story with him. I'm one of the few people
that read his book. You know, he was dating Drew Barrymore,
who was the Hollywood jarling at that moment, and then
when they broke up, he was pretty much blackballed in Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yeah. Yeah, that Barrymore name carries some weight. Yeah there,
that's for sure. Well, I'll tell you this, friends. When
I started my day, I did not think I was
going to be watching Fabio and Tom Green.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Shirtless.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
He's sixty six, by the way, you know, Okay, Bobby
is oh Are you still young?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
And he likes to good about me? Yeah? The how
old do we figure out this?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Presley was over here Stephen fifty eight fifty four?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
What we calculated? Yeah, I don't keep track. Stopped counting.
It's the Jamie and Sandy Show. Stephen Presley hanging out
with us. Find him on Instagram at thunder Pop t V.
This is Austin's eighty station on three point one.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
It's Sandy and you know, one of the best parts
of my job is being able to tell you guys
about good things. And one of the great things that
I like to tell you about is Scott and Stacy
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(20:05):
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(20:27):
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Speaker 1 (20:42):
Well that's it.
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Do us a solid and copy and paste the link
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Thanks for listening.
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