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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I can't believe that you find this attractive.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I think it's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Tricia has long, long, long wanted to domesticate a raccoon
and have one for a pet.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
She wants to have a raccoon in the house.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
A baby raccoon that I find and I bring him home,
and I bathe him, and I feed him with the
bottle and the knees, our pet, and his little raccoon
hands and h adorable.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I would settle for a squirrel too.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
A squirrel.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I would take a squirrel over a raccoon, cause I
think the raccoon is sneaky and dishonest and will scratch
your eyes out given the opportunity.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
You know nothing about raccoons, and you clearly aren't on
the same raccoon algorithm that I am on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Well, this one, this raccoon broke into a laquer store.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, he did, wrecks the joint, yeah, and ended up
passed out drunk.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
But what I think is funny is the way they
tell the story, so that one of the workers came
in the next day, walks in and all down the
aisle are broken bottles of alcohol knocked off the show,
spilled on the floor and they're like, what the heck
And they keep walking back, following the trail of broken bottles,
and they opened the restroom and there's a raccoon passed
out trunk.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
The floor.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Like at first I thought he was dead. He was breathing.
He was just passed out.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Please tell me that there are cameras, Oh yeah, of
him wrecking the place.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh, I don't know about that.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
There's this video of the damage that he did and
him passed out on the floor. Then they took him
to the animal's shelter, let him sleep it off, and
then released him. Like it was like it was like
he went rogue, got thrown in jail.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Once he slept it off, the cops.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Let him go and explain that to his wife when
he got home.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Right, where have you been?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Why do you like that? He needs to get to
a meeting?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh my gosh, there are photos. There are yeah, gus,
he's super cute.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
And look he passed out in the bathroom next to
the toilet. You know, he threw up all night long?
Oh wow, see him over there, Yeah, on the floor
in the bathroom next to the toilet.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
So he was probably breaking bottles and lapping it up.
There's really his little hands kind of twisted it.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I don't know are smart, but some of the bottles
in the photo have the lids on.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
He was just drinking it off the floor.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Did they give him a name?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Oh no, I don't know. I don't know if they
did that.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Jack Daniels.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
He made some poor life choices, I'll tell you that,
But I still want one.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
You think he will come and go, I'll never do that.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
He said that they had zero, he had zero signs
of injury or hangover.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
That he just popped up once he woke up and
was all good to go, he just ran out.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I mean, I don't know how you can tell if
the raccoon has a hangover or not.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I don't either.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
But it wasn't lightened and put his sunglasses on and looking.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, that's just another reason why, Tricia, you will not
have a Raccoonah, you know what you need to do. Actually,
here's what you need to do, because Tricia, there's several
things Tricia wants to do that I'll have no part of.
One is the pet raccoon, as we've discussed. The other
is living in an RV. So why don't you get
your pet raccoon and just get yourself an RV and
get on down the road.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
The new version of the Crazy Cat Lady is you.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
With the raccoon?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Raccoon Lady, Yep, hear that, chick. I might do that check.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Have some kickback with a few beers every night with
my raccoon.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You imagine all the people in the trailer park that
would come over to see your raccoon.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
They call me raccoon lady. They point and take pictures.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Right yeah, I'm married to her. Guys, She's all mine.
You can't have her more coming up.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
One O three point one Austin.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Thanks for being with us. I don't forget. You can
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you get your podcast stories.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
We love.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Willie Nelson has had enough.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
He is tired of the Internet trying to kill him off,
and he said so finally in one of the most
willy ways possible. Apparently they people keep putting a post
saying that he has died. He posted a few photos
on Instagram of himself snoozing on a couch and the
caption said, if you believe those AI death stories, one
more time.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
He's getting tired of shooting them down.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
So for months, fake AI generated have been saying that
he died, and earlier this year he had to cancel
an outlaw music festival stop because of a storm wrecked
his gear. Not anything wrong with him, but of course
the rumor mill went crazy and said it was because
he had died. So unfortunately, AI has gotten so convincing
it's hard to tell.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
It tricked you the other day. Remember that football video
you showed me.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yeah, yeah, I was like, look at this, this is incredible,
and you pointed out you could see something weird about
a hand passing through a leg or something.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, and I knew that the video was different than
what I saw on TV.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, the game.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, but there was a mistake with it. AI has
gotten what you don't know what to believe anymore. I mean,
and you could that get embarrassing too.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I know they could make them. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
He called you a friend to go, Hey, do you
hear Willie Nelson died?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
No, he didn't do on the internet.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
He did not die. No, what is really in his nineties?
Oh yeah, ninety six, baby, let me see.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
And I'm still out there playing that's incredible. Remember the
time he kissed.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You, Yes, I he's ninety two, kissed me right on
the mouth.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah, didn't even care, didn't care that I was standing
right there, and I didn't care that some random were
not random, that somebody had never met, just kissed me around.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It is Willy.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
It's like kissing your peep.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I know he's ninety two.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Right, How great would it be?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Just?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I mean, you're Willing Nelson. You can kiss anybody you want.
Nobody's gonna get mad at you, right, what are they
gonna tell you?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Right?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Wasn't that the same day that he gave you a
bottle of a special Willy whiskey?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, I introduced him on stage.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, and it was kind of hanging out with him before,
and he gave me a bottle, autographed bottle of his
whiskey River, which is one of his songs.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
He starts every show with that song.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
And he had his own whiskey and he gave it
to me and my buddy, And I was at a
golf course fundraiser and my buddy and I went out
and played a few oels of golf and drank some
of the whiskey and came back. Well, who drank all
the whiskey and came back? And people couldn't believe that
I drank it. I'm like, now, what what do you mean.
They're like, that's kind of something you keep as a,
you know, a show piece in the house. I'm like, no,
WILLI would want me to drink it. Willy wanted me
(05:58):
to drink it.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
So I did.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
But you kept the bottle. I still have the bottle.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I still have the bottle somewhere in the pile of
stuff that we have. Well, good, I'm glad to hear
that Willie is still.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Alive, alive and kick and he's fine. You guys just fine.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
And that is the story we love. She's Trisha, my
name is Sandy. Find us on Instagram at the Sandy
Show Official. Stay tuned more coming up.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
One o three point one Austin.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Every year, for the last couple of years few years,
Spotify puts out their end of year what they call
the Rapped and it's a summation of your listening habits
throughout the course of the year.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
They'll tell you how many songs you listened to, how.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Many minutes you listened to Spotify.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
If you listen to podcasts on it. Then you know,
it just gives you your your your.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Stats, right, tells you your top five albums you listen to,
your top five songs you listen to.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
But there's some discrepancy in it. I don't think it's
one hundred percent accurate for a couple of reasons. One
it's how Tricia's one is your listening age.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Yeah, it gives you your listening age, which I think
is funny, right, and yours was seventy. My listening age
says is seventy, right. But my top songs that I
listened to, of the top five, four of them were
Benson Boone songs. That's because Landry, our sixteen year old,
and I went to the Benson Boone concert right and
September into September maybe October, so we were catching up
(07:19):
on all the songs so we could sing along. So
my top five song, four of my five songs Benson Boone.
It says my number one song that I listened to
more than any other song was take Me Home by
John Denver, Yeah, which I don't remember listening to that
song at all, And that's that's strange. And so if
my top songs are Benson Boone, How is my listening
(07:39):
age seventy? Is it simply because it thinks John Denver
was my most listened to song.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
They just base it on that, and so min Well,
we're really can focus on Tricia's Spotify rap because mine
is so all over the place because of the radio show.
Oftentimes I'll describe a little piece of a song, yeah,
and use that on the radio show. It's not because
I'm listening to it, but Spotify I think something listening
to it.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Also my top albums again, I don't understand my seventy
year old listening age Benson Boone, Taylor Swift, Life of
a Showgirl, and Chris Stapleton.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, that's not a seventy year old seventy at all.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Not at all.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Got a little Billy Joel thrown in there.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
What's kind of cool is that you'll get in a
video from your most listened to Like in mind, I
listened apparently listened to the Joe Rogan podcast the most
and inside of the rapped is a video from Joe going, hey,
thanks for listening, blah blah.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
It's kind of cool.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah, Well, since I couldn't get one from John Tenver,
I got one from Benson Boone. You're just flipping through
your wrap. They break it down into all kinds of
different little facts they put together based on your most
listened to songs. They make your own personalized playlist for you,
which is cool. And then towards the very end, all
(08:53):
of a sudden, a video pops up and it's Benson
Boone thanking me for listening.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, it's very cool.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I'm dying hear what our daughter's Landry, our daughter Landry's
rapped says, because she is so.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Like all in and all out on like some like
she was all in on Taylor for months, and then
she was all in on Billie Eilish for a few months.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
And then it was Radiohead Radiohead.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, she's kind of all over the place.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
The other day she was like, Mama, have you ever
heard this song? And it was Toto for Africa from Toto,
And I was like, friend, what do you mean if
I ever heard that song? And then I told her
the story when I was in seventh grade, that song
we played in band on my trumpet while it was
the song currently playing on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
And that's the moment that I knew I was super cool.
In my brain, I had peaked.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yep, yeah made it.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I made it.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
She was like, what, So, just take your Spotify rapped
if you have one with a grain of salt.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Yeah, open up Spotify on your phone and in the
top corner it'll say rapped with a little circle around it.
And it's a few minutes that it'll take you to
get through all this stuff that it's very cool, so
check get up.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
All right, this is the Sandy Show.