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July 9, 2025 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Christia.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Have you ever heard the saying there are no new ideas.
I've heard that, only better execution. That's a famous saying
from Leia Coca.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Do you know who that was?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
General Motors. I don't think Sandy.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
I shocked that, you know why.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I just you're not real you're not a be real careful.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Well, you're just not real interested in business and big
business and business personality and that.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I don't know the minutia of it, but I know
I know the big picture of things. I know a
little about a lot.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, okay, that's impressive. A Coca, good job. He said
there are no new ideas, just better execution. And someone
needs to inform the TikTok generation that there are no
new ideas because they have now come up with something
that they have termed bathroom camping.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
All right, I feel like you.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Can figure it out right now what it is?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, bathroom camp Well, it can maybe be a little
confusing because bathroom camping can sometimes be confused as going
and sitting on the pot and reading your phone for
an hour. But really, what bathroom camping is, and it's
been around since the days of outhouses, is that's people's
safe haven from other people.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
They're alone time. Let me get away from all these
people times. Right, Let's take Christmas holiday. You got a
house full of people and everybody goes through it. So
I go, I've had enough of these people. I just
need five to ten minutes, maybe fifteen minutes. What do
you do?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Go to the bathroom on.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
The twenty Are you actually on the toilet though, or
are you just in the bathroom? Just in the bathroom,
just nice, We'll just sit down on the toilet and
take care some business.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Why would you just lean on the counter.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Lean up against the counter, or mean, if you don't
have to go, you have to go, Trish, I mean, but.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
I mean you're in there. Yeah, a little preventedive peing. Maybe,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, boy, it was pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
This morning.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Was this morning, about ten minutes to five o'clock. I'm up,
getting ready doing stuff. This was not getting ready to
walk out. I'm in the bathroom and I turn our
and I literally threw the switch to the bathroom light
on as Tricia was approaching from the darkness.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
From the darkness.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
I was just just gotten out of bed. It was
still dark. My eyes were still kind of sleepy. Closed
and I come around the corner and at that exact moment,
that light as bright as the sun, flicked on right
and I was like a vampire, like it made some noise.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
You immediately turned it off.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I was like, what it couldn't have been worse timing.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
It's like you had to think, oh my gosh, did
I step on something that turned on the light?

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Okay, it was pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
But yeah, bathroom camping is now an official term from
the TikTokers, And let's just let them go ahead and
think they invented it.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
We're gonna let him have this one.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, you might as well.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
You know, they say that they're bragging about how it's
an easy way to take mental breaks or hit the
reset button.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
They really think they just discovered this. Yep, this is
a little bit like the girl who tried to invent
the landline.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's stupid too.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Come on, you guys.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I think the bathroom camping is very popular at work too.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
But see, I would never at work in a public
place where if you just want to go hang out
and be alone, but then you're at the mercy of
the other people coming in and who are actually in
there to do their business.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, I'm telling you I never did any bathroom camping
at the radio station. I had about three and a
half to four minutes to run to the bathroom and
get back before the song ended. I can go to
the bathroom faster, and I can eat faster than any
human being all lot. So, bathroom camping nothing new, but
you may hear your kids talking about how they invented it.
She's Tricia. My name is Sandy. Don't forget to grab

(03:48):
the podcast version of the show. Search The Sandy Show
where you get your podcast. We've got more coming up.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
The JB and Sandy Show starts at seven.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
If you missed yesterday's show, here's something you missed. Jamie's
got a theory.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
And having worked with JB on the radio for twenty
something years and been friends for thirty years, then I
think JB's theories are always good. They're a little random,
sometimes a little out there, but over time.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
But I actually got validation last week on this theory
from it you did therapist online.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
They validated what I've always thought.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Right, share it in just a moment.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
A reminder to help out the people in the Hill
country and Cervelle in that area by going to community
foundation dot net. Again those community Foundation dot net. Also
she gave Hi a lot of love yesterday. But shout
out to HGB who's done tremendous work helping the people
that have been flooded. Also, Waterburger has done great, kimder
Scott's done great things. A lot of local businesses have

(04:49):
been doing great stuff. So JB, your theory please.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Okay, I've always thought this, and I had a lot
of this has to do with couples and social media,
and I've seen posts from couples that I knew were
in a bad place as a couple, like on the
brink of divorce. And so my theory is when people

(05:15):
do a really long, elaborate gloating post about their spouse.

Speaker 6 (05:24):
They're in trouble. It's like the longer the post, the
more trouble they're in. Like I just saw it recently
with a couple of people I know and worked with.
I'm like, oh, that is the biggest bunch of crap.
You are my foundation, you are my rock, And now

(05:46):
I'll do I'll you know, I do it on anniversaries
and stuff, like we just had our twenty seventh and
it was a quick post. It's like Aaron, You've been
carrying me for years and it's literally a picture of
it when we were dating, and I'm you're giving me
a big back ride, and but it's the long, elaborate post.
And then last week I actually saw like a therapist

(06:10):
post this exact same theory. Really that says, basically, yeah,
the longer that you go on and on and on.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
About them, usually those are the couples in the most
trouble ah City. You and I are good.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
We don't ever post anything about our lure for each
other anything.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
We post mocking insults to each other.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
I do that for self preservation.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
If I wrote you are my rock, you are my salvation,
you are my everything, you are my best friend, I
would get I would get rose shamboed. I rip in
my mouth a little bit. I would get kicked right
in the old key honies.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
She and I guarantee you if I did.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
If I posted something like that, my wife would go, Huh,
something's up.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
This isn't right. She would immediately be suspect. Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
If somebody does randomly send me like a nice text,
an adoring text, which an adoring is would just be
like I love you.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
I'm all, whoa, whoa, whoa? What would you do? What
is going on? I immediately think that something's weird.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah, Tricia is ultra suspicious about everything with me, Like,
and I've talked about it before that she gives me
way too much credit for having a hidden agenda or
a or a plan, a plan.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
The male brain is not that sophisticated suspicious that he's
like spending money behind my back or having an affair.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
I'm not I'm not worried about that, suspicious of any
of that.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
But when there is all of a sudden something like
excessively nice, I'm like, it's all right, what's up?

Speaker 3 (07:58):
What do you want? Just tell me what you want.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
I don't deserve that kind of treatment. Jatricia's got a
great has no worries. It's funny. She's like, there's no
way Sandy would ever have it him fair.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
He couldn't.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, I couldn't.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
He couldn't do it.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
His attention to detail, covering his tracks, he could never
do it.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Number one. Number two his guilt.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
He would go and meet some girl at a hotel
and then come home, walk in the door and go
I have to tell you what I did, like his
guilt wouldn't let him keep it a secret at all.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
That's that good Catholic guilt that my plants came off.
Here's a here's a pretty good example of a post
that for that Tricia made on my birthday that says, oh,
this is Father's Day. Excuse me, Happy Father's Day to
the world's okayus dad, We love you.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
The world's.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
And that's me being nice. That's us being nice to
each other.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, but that's what keeps our relationship good.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
You know what I mean. Our love language is mocking
each other.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Can you imagine if we got a divorce, Sandy, and
you ended up with some woman who was real like
needy with the words of praise like it's her love language,
and the constant like cuddling and and come.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
With meat at this and what you could you even imagine?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
She'd have to be so smoking a hut Uh.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Well that's a great theory though, JB. The longer the post,
the bigger the word, more travel they're in. Yeah, Yeah,
that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Keep that. You know what.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
I think I've shared this with you before, but it's
been a while and people usually get a kick out
of it. My wife and I have a little test.
You know, we've been married twenty seven years. But if
we go on a date, like a dinner date, and
we eat a lot more at home these days, but
if we go out on a date it's date night,

(09:56):
we will kind of aft at the end of the date,
we will kind of pus the question if this was
our first date, would we go out again? And there
are times where we go, hell no the night you know,
maybe I was cranky and distracted or something, and it's
it's a it's an eye opener when they go, Nope,
I wouldn't go out with you again.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
It's a great little test, Yeah, little test, like how
that's how.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
That's how you should behave. You should behave in a
way like it's an important first date even if you've
been together forever.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Oh, that sounds exhausting. How much energy you put into
a first date.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
Well, you know, maybe that's a bit dramatic first date,
but it's like are you are you enjoying the moment?

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Are you embracing it?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Are you? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (10:47):
Like you ever see the couple both sitting there at
dinner on post staring at their phone separately.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
That's sad.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Yeah, I pointed out so many times to seeing you.
I'm like, that couple at the table next to us
has not spoken one.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Word to each other during this meal.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
You see that, and you're like, I bet they do
long birthday and anniversary.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I just want Tricia and I to be the couple
that's so in love. We sit on the same side
of the booth together.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
I kind of like that. It's funny.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
I noticed Europeans do that a lot more than Americans.
We sit across from each other. Yeah, Europeans will sit
on a patio side shoulder to shoulder and just sort
of soak it up like watch people watch and observe.
Much more common over there. I kind of like it,
but it's awkward in the US. It looks weird.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
It does.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
It does look weird.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Sandy with this giant broad shoulders, when he and I
sit on the same side of a booth, I'm like
pressed up against the wall.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
It's it's like a middle seat of an airplane.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
That was from yesterday morning. The JB and Sandy Hour
starts at seven this morning.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Or streaming the podcast whenever you want, search JB and
Sandy on the eye Heart Radio app three.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
One Austin dot Com.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Air Goggers units.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Get that air gong ready, get the mallet up in
the air, Get ready to strike it. You're ready, Tresh,
I'm ready, You are ready.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Here we go, Sandy. First question, do you care or
don't care? To find out? What Apple Music says is
their number one most stream streamed song?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Caught up on that?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Say that again?

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Apple Music has put out a list of their five
hundred most streamed songs. Do you care don't care? To
find out the one that they say is the number
one streams?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
All right?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Is it English speaking? A whole bunch of popular music
in Latin America?

Speaker 3 (12:57):
We don't know about nopes English speaking?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
You all care?

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Ed Sheeran's shape of you. Do you care or don't
care to find out? What the name of the Magic
eight Ball originally was called when it came out in
the nineteen forties.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Yeah, yeah, Like you're like, why do I want to know?

Speaker 5 (13:15):
Ry?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, I don't need to go, but I do want
to know.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
It came out in the nineteen forties, it failed, they
renamed it Magic eight Ball.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
It became a hit. It was originally called the Psycho Seer.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
That's not a good name, not a good name.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
I feel like it's very like oe Gi kind of
kind of thing that people would be like, Heck.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
No, we have a magic eight ball, don't we?

Speaker 5 (13:34):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (13:34):
We do.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
I think we might have two of them.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Oh, because one wasn't enough.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
If you don't believe one, we believe in them.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
You don't believe the one, you go to the other.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yep, we do have a magic eight ball.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
And finally, Sandy care don't care to find out what
this word means.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
The homa huma nukunuka apua ah.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
I do because it's from our daughter's childhood and I
can't remember what it is.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
It is the Hawaii state fish, also known as the
reef trigger fish.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
And the reason I.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Love this is because our daughter was obsessed with octonuts
when she was little, and the Huma huma nuka nukapua
af fish was featured in one of the episodes. And
I bet you I saw that episode eight hundred times
and loved it, and I loved it, and she was
a tiny landry saying that big, giant, long.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Word Clarious.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Oh Man, ray state fish cannot tell you, guys listening
how many hours in the swimming pool we played Octanuts.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Spent playing octononts, Octanuts themed birthdays, Octanuts t shirts. Seemed
bossed around Toddler, telling us what to say, who we
could be. They never got to be Captain Barnacles. She
was always Captain Barnacle.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yep, And she'd throw fit if she didn't get to
be Captain Barnacles.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
And then if we ever were allowed to be Captain Barnacles,
then she was quasiicat. But even when she wasn't quasi caat,
we also weren't allowed to be. She was very bossy
as a small child.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
I wonder where she got that. No idea, that's care,
don't care. Hey, thanks for checking out the podcast version
of the show. We appreciate it. We hope you listen
to the radio as well.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
You can catch us every morning six until ten on
Austin's eighty station one oh three point one, stream us
on the iHeartRadio app, and check us out on Instagram
too at The Sandy Show Official
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