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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the JB and Sandy Show podcast. You can
listen live every morning on one of three point one
in Austin, or stream the show on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
My name is Sandy. To my left is JB. Hello.
Directly across from me is my wife. Hi, everybody, her
name is Tricia, and away we go. I didn't mention
the text number, right, I did seven. I'll do it again. Seven, three,
seven threes are all one ninety six hundred. Let's jump
right into this. Tricia, we got to talk about this
tattoo that you're getting.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Oh, my girl's tattoo. Yeah, yea, yeah, your girl'st your
friendship tattoo, as you call it. I was a mistake
to call it a friendship tattoo, but it is. It's
what it represents.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Tuy. I explained to you this and everyone listening that
Patricia and I've been together for over twenty years, and
for twenty years I've listened to her complain about this
tiny little tattoo that she's got on her butt. She
hates it, she complains about it, she wishes she hadn't
got it, she's looked into getting it removed, and now
she's getting another one I have to listen to her
complain about for the next twenty years.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I'm not going to complain about the new one.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
The reason I complained about the one on my butt
is because it has no meeting. It's not attached to anything.
I went in with two of my girlfriends one night.
We each got tattoos, not matching, just random tattoos, and
then I've never done anything with it again, so and
it's just a blob. Now you're the only one that
ever sees it, and I just wish it wasn't there.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
It was a twenty.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Dollars tattoo that would cost me over one thousand dollars
to get removed by lasers, ridiculous. But this one would
have meaning because I am friends with girls that I've
known since I was eleven. They are the girls I
was just with last week, and we've been trying to
come up with a friendship tattoo that means something, and
(01:42):
I think we finally thought of it, and I'm gonna
get it.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
It's good.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
We're going to get a teeny tiny heart, teeny tiny heart.
We're each going to get a heart, and I'm going
to get one on my middle finger inside my middle
finger on my left hand.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Something that could be covered with the ring if you
want to.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I wanted to hear.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
You're making a strong assumption that you guys are going
to remain friends till death do you part.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
We've been friends for forty two.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Years, but still it will get sideways with one of them.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
If we were going to irritate each other, I feel
like it would have happened by now.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
No, it's common. Now let me ask you this. I
know that your friends. I know Tasha's got ink. I
know Sean has ink, does word no first, and she's
very pure words and she is pure. She is. She's
like the purest of your friends, is she is?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
And then Claire she has ink too. Yeah, word's the
only one who doesn't. Right, And you're all getting small
on your finger hearts. I don't know if they're going
to get them on their finger. I'm getting mine on
the inside of my finger. But we're all getting teeny
tiny hearts.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
It will it be like colored in red or anything.
There's my jail tattoo. Is what you're going can tell
Dick and pok is what they call that? Is that? Right?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
So we're going to do at home one night the
next time we're together. No, just a heart, not filled
in not a color?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Do you Why do you know what a jailhouse tattoos called?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Because I have a twenty three year old daughter who
teaches me everything wrong in the world.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
That's a do you ever look at your daughter? I
do this with Trista sometimes. You know, it's amazing that
I lived so long without you. I don't know how
I survived all those years. She knows everything, yeah, without
being told everything I did was wrong.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
But also I'm like, how do you know of that?
And then I'm like, God, am I a terrible parent
that our child would know that?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Like, I can't remember what it was last week, grew
all together and she made some very crude reference.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
About something, and I was like, what, how do you
know that? She's liken just things?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I know?
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yeah, well, if you're doing a teeny tiny heart on
your finger, yeah, that's not a real commitment, right, Like
you gotta do something bolder like that. Like one of
my daughter's tattoos. It's kind of on her thigh. It's
there's these kind of cartoonish looking kids are around a campfire,
but it's more abstract. You wouldn't know you have to
(04:04):
ask her what it is. Oh okay, but I forget
what her meaning. But anyhow, it has like a story with.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
It, right, It's like it's you know what you mean,
Like I'm like half basting.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Committing to the None of you are really committing to
this friendship.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I mean a tattoo, a permanent tattoo. I mean, I
don't know how. It's much more committee than that.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't understand how. The nickname of your crew was
given to you by one of the girls dads, and
it was after the Horseman of the a crop.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Of the apocalypse. He nicknamed us the horse Horse.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
We tried, we've tried for years to come up with
something horse related, a tattoo like a horseshoe, or the
outline of a horse, or something horse related, and none
of us could settle on anything that we liked.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
It was a little too on the nose.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I don't know. I mean just a little outline of
a horse.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I mean, we believe me when we get together, like
we've drawn him on ourselves if we like it. We
designed some and just couldn't quite commit. We all last
week saw the heart and we're all that's it.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
My grandfather had a horse tattoo on his forearm, and
he like betting on horses. Yeah, exactly, you get at it.
But he like, well, the winnings from the track that
day paid for the tattoo. That's how smart he was.
It was a horse head and then around his neck
was a horse shoe around stuff. Yeah, and then later
(05:32):
in life he was like, don't ever do that.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
That's why his horse lost around your I.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Was carrying extra weight.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Right.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Well, all right, are you guys last question on this
tattoo think Trisa, Are you guys gonna all go together? Yeah?
I can you imagine what the tattoo artist is going
to be like? Another group?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Considering the guy, the guy he did my flower on
my butt cheek. His name was Scab and he had
a green mohawk and tats. He was like, I can't
believe I'm tattooing a flower on this chicks.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
But did you get it done in Austin? Yeah? You did.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I think it's called atomic tattoo on one eight three North,
by the Dirty Store.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
By the Dirty book Store. Good tats are always in
the burbs.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Right, always buy a dirty book store.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I always wondered how the tat joints on Sixth Street
stayed open.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Now, I always wondered too, same thing. I always thought,
how are there so many of these businesses that exist?
And you know my and then you know my daughter's
into the ink. She spent eight hundred dollars on one
of them.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Oh yeah, if they're big.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
She was in the chair for a while, like, that's
a day made for this guy. That's a good day.
And that's just one customer.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
And there's some artists and member Cassidy that used to
work with us. She had to wait for like six months.
You get in to see that tattoos they're really really hot.
Ones are on a wait list.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Wow, huh. I think anybody could handle my heart. I
don't think I'm gonna wait list for my finger heart?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah? How fun? When do you get it done? I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
The next time we're all together, it's either going to
be Christmas or next summer.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Jinks the great, Thanks on what Shawn's back in town?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Coming up next? Tricia's got the story. We love. What
do you have for us?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
All right, this is very exciting. We're going to talk
about the weather in Austin for August. Are we old
if we're excited for weather a little bit, well must
be groundbreaking news.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
It's big.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Hasn't happened in a while, and I think everybody who
lives here is going to be very excited.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
All right, stay with us. It's coming up on Austin's
eighties station one oh three point one.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
This is the JB and Sandy Show on Austin's eighty
station one o three point one.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
All right. Tricia warned us that we're gonna seem old
because we're gonna be talking about the temperatures in Austin.
That's coming up in just a second. But big news
from Southwest to Airlines. They finally caved in. They've set
a date when the cattle call for your seat on
Southwest is snow more reservations, you know, assign seating kicks
into effect on the twenty seventh of January. Of January,
(08:08):
I thought it was July.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
No January.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh okay, Well, people got okay, get a little.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Bit of time, get a little bit of time.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
But they just announced it because about three or four
months ago they're like, we're going to be doing it
sometime in the future.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
Everybody freaked out, man, that that that kills a little
loophole I had, like when I was When I travel
with someone, I'll like, I'll get the early bird ticket,
so I'm in group A.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, you don't need to get that because I'll save
a seat for you too. Clever clever, like fifteen dollars. Yeah,
saving a buck wherever you came.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Very crapty saving a bus.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That'll be interesting. I wonder why they caved on that. Well,
what's funny about this to me is that they they
just assume everyone else has traveled on other airlines will
understand how this works. I think. I think the problem
is no one.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Everyone tries to avoid taking the middle seat as long
as possible. Yeah, they go all the way to the
back and then it's full. And you always hear them
on Southwest going this is a full flight.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
If you see a middle.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Seat, go ahead and take it, you know, that's I
think that's the problem.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I agree with you. I love a friend of mine.
His favorite trick is Southwest Airlines to get that window
seat and then take out the bath bag and just
hold it. No one's gonna sit every now and then.
Didn't you tell people to me? Or I'll tell you
about the lord yeah, is anyone. If they say if
any is anyone sitting here, you say just the Lord,
(09:32):
they will move on. They will skip up down. So
again that is January the twenty seventh assigned seating on
Southwest Airline. Finally, all right, trisall what is this exciting
weather phenomenon that you can't wait to tell everybody about?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
All right?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
So you know how we've only had two triple digit
days so far this whole year. They were both in
a where we got one hundred degrees or above. Yeah,
August typically the hottest month of the summer. At the
Climate Prediction Center just release their outlook. They don't think
we're going to get above one hundred a single time
in August this year.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yeah, that's huge for Austin.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
I don't know if I remember this ever happening now
in July August.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yeah, no, triple I don't remember that either, not at all.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
And I mean I remember those, you know, the ones
where we go it's our sixtieth day, like we've done
that with triple digits.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Oh yeah, I remember that. It was like sixty eight
or nine straight days.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yeah, ridiculous, twenty two forty one days of triple digits.
But yeah, so we've only we haven't had we've had two.
The last time at twenty twenty one, we had one
day of triple digits in the whole year of twenty
twenty one. I don't remember that. It's like my brain
has PSD about that stuff. So, yeah, they think we're
going to have a pretty normal in the nineties, might
(10:51):
creep up a little higher than it has been, but
no triple digits.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I think, Okay, they must have taken it down. Because
don't ask me why I was tracking this, but kax
An had all of their meteorologists make predictions on how
many one hundred degree days.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
I read that, Oh I took it down.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
They took it down. They were like in the forties
and fifties, and I think they took it down. I'm
on their site right now that he was right, Yeah,
because and it killed their credibility. They they did. They
took it down. Interesting, that's pretty dark. In fact, I
would have done.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
That too, though quietly I remember reading it though you
were was probably right.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
He got in on that prediction.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah he was, he was, but he was one of
the more conservative ones. Yeah on there, so hey, if
you can live in Austin and August without one hundred degrees.
I'm pretty happy with that.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Yeah, and then I see like Travis is full. Oh,
I don't know last ninety percent? Last I looked it was, Yeah,
it was. It was like ninety two percent.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Was it only like six percent below full?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Something like that? And yeah, sometimes island gone. Oh really great,
really weird because it stretched all the way from damn
near right underneath the oasis, all the way across to
the dam.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Interesting, it's just a negative six, so it's almost full.
But today it dropped point seven, so they're releasing finally.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Oh why would they release the rice? Farmers need their water.
I don't know that's where it is. I don't know.
Generate some power. Yeah, cool down Lake Austin a little
bit exactly. We mentioned it yesterday, but we should mention
again that Robert Earl Keem show that's going to be
August the twenty eighth at the Whitewater Amphitheater to benefit
(12:37):
the people that were affected by the flooding Kurville and
surrounding areas. That show is going to sell out.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Oh yeah, it's going to sell out.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Miranda Lambert, she has hers to August seventeenth at the
Moody Center.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
A lot of big names for that.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
I would imagine probably took a subarty gone on self
for that as well.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Right, So a lot of people doing good stuff to
help help the flood victims. Is the story we love.
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(13:17):
up at nine. Sad News yesterday afternoon, especially for you
heavy metal fans out there, Ozzy Osburn passed away.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
He transcended just to heavy metal fans. True, you know,
I think America fell in love with him because of MTV.
Yeah you know, but wow, he just did that farewell concert.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Hey, I've said it. I've said it for a decade
that she, Sharon Osbur was going to work him till
the day he died. And she damn near dead, pretty pretty.
She was squeezing every dollar she could out of Ozzie,
and she will after his death too. Oh yeah, and
they'll be all kinds of skill He's.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
One of those icons that we will always have value,
right Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, and he's I mean, I don't think I'm just
gonna guess Ozzie doesn't have a whole big catalog of
unreleased music. It's just you know what I mean, Right,
It's not like a prince or something like that that's
got a ton of music. You know, it's weird. I
mean I was a fan and somehow it's oddly not sad. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:23):
Is it kind of a relief a little bit? Yeah,
like he can find rest. Am I crazy for thinking that? No,
I totally agree. Like, you know, his final performance was
only three weeks ago. He sat for the whole thing,
and leading up to it, he was saying he was
working out with a trainer hoping that he could walk
across the stage to his chair. So he was definitely
(14:43):
worried about physically being able to get through it.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
And I feel like he's been that frail for a
really long time.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Yeah, there's just something about it, like he already defied
all the odds to live as long as he did. Yeah,
it's kind of like but he's like getting news that
Keith Richards has passed and you're like.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Wow, I know it's terrible.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
I think maybe Ozzie would appreciate that we're laughing about this.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Probably, yeah, But I know what you mean though. It's
almost like you said relief, Tricia, that Ozzy life was
a chore for Ozzie for the last few years.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
It was not easy, right, he had Parkinson's for the
last five that's not easy. But he just always looked
so exhausted, and it was Remember, he's always griping about something.
Whenever he was yelling at at Sharon for making him
do something. And I'm also going back to the Osbourne's
the reality show, which I loved, but I feel like
maybe he can get a little rest now.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
During the time you saw Jack Osborn.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yes, the only time I've been to LA it was Sandy.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I think it was with you guys too, and I
was like, I just want to see a celebrity, and
I want to see a prostitute.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
And the second we.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Turned onto what Hollywood Boulevards saw prostitute and then we
went to breakfast one morning, the only celebrity I saw
was Jack Osborne.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I was like, but not to be weird, but that's
gonna be an interesting funeral, Like who's gonna be at
that funeral? Oh, it'll probably no one. Sharon Osbourne.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
It'll be pay per view, our share, She'll be selling
tickets'll monetize it.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Right. But how old was Ozzy?
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Seventy six?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Okay, So when did Ozzie burst onto the scene. I
have no idea. I was afraid of the eighties.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
I was Black Sabbath would have been seventies, seventy eight,
seventy nine.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
I'm just guessing. I just remember the scary kids listened
to Black Suns, Right, it was scary.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
It mentions that he not only bit the head off
of bats, a bat and a dove, that he snorted
a line of ants.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I saw that, by the way, the dirt have you
ever seen that? The it's the Motley Cruz story about
Ozzie's in it, And they showed that whole scene when
Ozzie snorted by a swimming pool at a hotel, snorted
a bunch of ants. Ants. Yeah, I always I didn't
think anything could kill him, right, We.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Thought he had some special jean that would keep him
alive forever. Remember he pete on the Alamo.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah, and he got bam.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
He did it while wearing one of Sharon's dresses.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
It's also it's like I'm making words up. It's so random,
all of it. He was wearing his dress dress.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Part of the story.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
But yeah, he was for sure banned from San Antonio
for some time.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah, I didn't know that he was. Ozzie was a
cross dresser.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Nothing wrong with that's your thing. What we would do
the goth he dresses on stage sometime. Yeah, that's true,
that's true. But wow, it's great point. Oh JB. It's
kind of like, oh, Ozzie died. You know, it was
way earlier than I thought. I was thinking Slate seventies.
It was.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
They were that Black Sabbath was formed in sixty eight.
Oh wow, they did like paranoid in seventies, so that's
when they really hit.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
So okay, you know things happened in threes, Malcolm Jamal Warner.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Yesterday Sunday.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Yeahidental drowning, so no one obviously, no one saw that coming.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
And then now we got Ozzie and like, who's next.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
It does come in threes.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
It does. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to go
through my head. I think it might be Danny DeVito.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Oh no, we can't keep him well, Danny All he's
just selling Subway sandwiches.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Have a feeling that it's going to be Danny DeVito. Oh,
my daughter will be devastated. It's always Sonny is her favorite.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Our daughter went through a DeVito Yeah, craze too.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Facey found a picture of Danny DeVito and somehow was
able to print out on our printer portions of his
body a life size statue of him. Printed it out
and taped it to cardboard and would just randomly sit
it around the house like you just come around the corner.
There was a life sized Danny DeVito that she made
out of printed paper.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
And Jamie, you're good to talk to you about this
because your daughter's what seven years older than ours. But man,
looking back on our daughter's life, she did some weird
stuff as a kid. Yeah, like that what was that head?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Oh, mannequin head that they named Deborah, And she would
take it to school when day and give it to
her friend and take it home and then her friend
would bring it back and they did weird things like
diet its hair and put funky makeup on it. You
just see a severed head from a mannequin sitting on
the floor.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Somewhere it wouldn't have to tell. We finally had to
tell her, do not bring Brenda back here. I was like,
if I see Deborah, she's going to weird stuff. I
don't know phases that kids go through. My yeah, my
daughter went through some. She's just always about weird animals.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
And she, you know, she'd bring home a tarantula because
we'd find him in the street in Westlake, right, and
she just picked one up taking home.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Is my pet tarantula? Transula doesn't they can't bite you, right,
they can, but they don't, you know.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Their mouths so small that they can't bite you. Yeah,
you just don't startle them.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
She's very chilled, Okay, I sorry, I was distracted. I
was I asked chat GPT what celebrities are near death?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Oh, Danny DeVito on there?
Speaker 6 (19:59):
No, uh, chat GPT, what's chat GTB SI Michael J.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Fox. Maybe Madonna has some sort of infection or.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Died last year or the year before, and.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Doesn't surprised me. And Madonna's got some infections, their first
infection that she got.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Maybe we've already had the three because on if you're
a little older than that shell you will know his name.
But Connie Francis, Oh yeah, yeah, from the fifties and
sixties singer.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
She passed away at July sixteenth.
Speaker 9 (20:33):
Maybe that's her three. Maybe that's the three. Danny DeVito
has been spared. I'm going to feel awful. Yeah, somebody
they're be calling me up. That's too random, I know.
Oh well, so ripped to the Azzie Man. Yeah, he's
going off on the crazy trade. Mamma, he's coming home.
Did you ever hear the Pat Boon version of that?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
No? Yeah, they slowed it. It's a really sweet song, really,
and then like Pat Boone, that old geezer, he did
a cover of it, like slow and mellow and nice,
not like well, Ozzie's was nice too. But anyway, tell
me one more time how old Ozzie.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Was seventy six?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Seventy six? If he can live to seventy six, by god,
I can too.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
We got a good fighting chance, so we canna take
care of ourselves better than that.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Yeah right.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
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