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February 3, 2025 • 10 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, it's Sandy.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
And before we get to today's show, just going to
let you know that the JB and Sandy Hour is
now from seven until eight o'clock Monday through Friday. That's
seven until eight o'clock Monday through Friday. And don't forget
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one to three to one.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Austin.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Trista's got a dating hack that she wants to share
with everybody that says. It's the simplest thing ever that's
coming up in just a second. Hard to believe this, guys,
But Longhorn Baseball got started over the weekend with the
alumni game.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh wow, you know.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
The Longhorns from the past come back and they play
a game against the current Longhorns and by the way,
the alumni the Longhorns beat the alumni six to three.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
At the Dish.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
So yeah, it's that time of year where baseball season
to get and started. And as we say every year,
you better get to the Dish before it gets too
hot to be at the Dish because there's no hotter
place on planet Earth.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
I've never been in to that stadium ever.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Really, it's a cool stadium, but it's like sitting in
a skillet in August in those bleachers.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
The Longhorns. The season officially starts out on Valentine's Day.
They're playing in a tournament at Globelife Field in Arlington.
But Patrician, I, that was one of our very first
dates was a Longhorn baseball game.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
And I think we took Tom Molden with us, didn't
we good?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, and Tom went with us.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
But you had a friend growing up whose dad had
season tickets.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yeah, my friend Claire, her dad, jud Jacob, had season
tickets the box on down the first baseline.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
My god.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
I went to so many Longhorned baseball games in high
school and loved it.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Still do.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
I like college baseball way more than professional baseball.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
And I just like the sound.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
Of the bat hitting the ball and yeah, yeah it's cooler.
Yeah the metal bats.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Oh, in professional baseball, Well didn't that?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Do I have that?

Speaker 6 (01:58):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
College still use metal bats, right? No, college still uses
aluminum bats.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah yeah yeah, and they sound different. It's just a
different sound.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, it's a team versus a crack. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
I loved it, the seventh inning stretch, all the things
the bad about that at all, the.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
Whole thing, the hot dog, the drinks. I just love
that atmosphere.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
And you almost have a hot dog right, yes, at
least only tell me to eat a hot dogs at
a baseball game right there in Costco.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
For me, I take advance of hot dog.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
I've almost stopped for the hot dog now that I'm
a Costco guy.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
You don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
I'd never stepped foot in the Costco until a few
months a couple of months ago, and I almost stopped
for it for the hot dog last time.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
And I was like, don't do it, Jabe, don't do it.
Do it so they're good.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
They had that special machine that you you turned the
crank and it slivers the onions for you onto the
hot dog. And I don't even like onions, but when
I got when I did it because I thought that
machine was cool.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Last time I was there, I walked up to him
and I said, I you have to order on the
little kiosk thing, you know, the little like iPad thing
you have to order from there, and I ordered one
hot dog and then I went up to the window
and I was like, hey, I don't mean to be difficult,
but had a good month.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Can I'm have two hot dogs? They were like, sure,
no problem. So what's this dating hack? Trash?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
All right?

Speaker 5 (03:22):
I think this probably could work better than dating apps.
There's a woman in Australia.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
She went to her rugby match and while she was
up in the stands, she simply held up a sign
that had the word single written on it with an
arrow pointing down to her. Just stood there holding it
during the game, and she put her Instagram handle on
the bottom of it and said she is now flooded.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
With dms and dates. Really so simple?

Speaker 7 (03:48):
Yeah right, yeah, it looks like instead of the dating
apps and the profiles and the awkward texting back and forth,
you know what I mean, And let's get a coffee,
like some just walk right up to you, potentially while
you're right there, and actually meet them the old fashioned way,
face to face, right unheard.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Of these days, or not have to go through the
whole app thing. I would give it a try. If
God forbid, I'm ever single again.

Speaker 6 (04:15):
We were just talking about that with some friends. You know,
my wife and I've been together, I've lost count twenty
six years. And and then a couple of years on
top of that dating. But I can't imagine dating now,
like I can't imagine it just sounds painful, not only.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
To day and age, but at this at this age,
right right.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
At this age too.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
Yeah, if I was in my twenties, I'd be on
tender every day, down for dollars, right, No big deal.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
That's yeah, that's I've always told Trius.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
I go, look, you got no worries about me cheating
on you because I just will don't have the energy
to put in the efforteat. I mean, if you would
have to, she would have to fall down on top
of me for.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
You to cheat.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
I don't worry also about you're cheating because you're Catholic guilt.
You go cheat and then walk in the door and go,
I have to tell you something.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
Catholic guilt enough to keep one woman happy right now.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Two about men who have whole separate families like secret
they do?

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah, I know right?

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Oh, no way. By the way, the girl at the
rugby match is a super cute.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
Super super that doesn't hurt, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Her Instagram is at Shiloh Underscore read r E A
D and she's holding up to sign and yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
I mean she has an Australian accent, the most adorable
of the accents for girls in my opinion.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Right, you know what else gets a lot of attention.
I know, JB, you've got a story about a friend.
But right now is peak season for all the guys
that lost their fantasy football leagues, and they have to
do stupid stuff, right they That's like they have a thief.
If you finished last, they always come up with something
ridiculous that you have to do. And I saw a
video of a guy on YouTube that had to pay

(06:08):
up on his losing his fantasy football league by going
to a I think it was a sporting event, a
big sporting basketball game, I think. And he had on
this tiny little brown dress, like tight tight tight, and
short short short, and he couldn't go five feet without

(06:30):
a gaggle of hot chicks wanting to come up and
take a picture with him. Minute and he were signed
that said I lost my fantasy football league, and every
girl in that basketball arena came up to him and
wanted to get their picture taken with him.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
He didn't hurt. He's a good looking guy too.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
But I have a friend when he was single in
some of his single buddies. He's younger, much younger than me,
but just for grins, they'd go out to a bar
and go, hey, guys, let's all wear a superhero costumes tonight.
And they would just the same thing, flooded with chicks
wanting to take pictures with them.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
That's funny. Something made them stand out, something.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Different they did this. This is so funny. I crack
up about it. I couldn't do it.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
But one time he and all his buddies got together
in Vegas and here's the deal. You had to get
all they were all arranged to land at the same
time in Vegas. Approximately you had to show up in
your superhero costumes in the air, checked baggage so that
they couldn't go change in the bathroom, like right before

(07:34):
they landed. Yeah, I had to check all your bags
and you had to be wearing a superhero.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
That everyone's like, all the women are coming up, going
what's the deal?

Speaker 5 (07:45):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (07:46):
This is great and they want pictures and meet people.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
It's like, yeah, I could, I couldn't do it, but
I think it's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Was that your buddy Brian that did that? Yeah, he still.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Has his box so fun. This is what he called
it costumes.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
This is a guy that has has run a marathon
in a mariachi constume. I know, he did a marathon
in like an old seventies ski jump, like those those
long outfits that look like a jumper. Yeah yeah, and
a helmet like it's like he just does stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Is he married, No, he's single at the moment.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Oh, I would say, what is his wife like that?
She's totally cool with this.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Brian's one of those dudes that is good at everything.
I know you talked about running a marathon. He raced bikes.
He's good at that. Then last summer back July, I'm
flipping through the local sports page and he finished like
top five in the city amateur golf tournament.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yep. Is there anything guy's not good at?

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Is this marriage?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Marriage? He's been through two wives.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
I'm not good at that.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
And he makes really cool concrete countertops that's straight.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
He made some from my old house.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah right.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Is it your friend who when he finds money on
the ground or in his pockets he has like the
Oh no, that's another friend he makes note he counted.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
No, that's my friend John that has the found money category.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
This was in college, but.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Okay, I think he probably still does it. He's pretty
much retired. He has a category like this going back
to college. He's like one of the first people I
knew that had a PC.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
You know, is a back Yeah, and uh, he had
on his spreadsheet category for found money.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
And I'm like, hey, John, what's this found money?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
What's this?

Speaker 3 (09:39):
What's this going on? He goes, he got money I
find on the.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Street, the sidewalk.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
He logs it and he logs it, which is why
at fifty seven he is retired.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's yeah, same guy that probably
went around payphones looking for quarters that fell all the
way through.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
The machines and step see if these quarters are in there.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Oh yeah, Well if you ever found one, it was
it was a great day. You got that excited when
you found a quarter. Yeah, think about that. Thanks for listening.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
We'll see you on the radio every morning from six
until ten on Austin's eighties station one O three point
one and streaming on the iHeartRadio app.
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