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July 23, 2025 9 mins
 “What everyday technology will seem barbaric in 50 years—and are we already halfway there?”

That’s the question JB, Sandy, and Tricia tackle in this hilariously candid episode of The JB and Sandy Show, where no topic is too weird, too personal, or too futuristic.

 🎧 In This Episode:

🚗 The Car That’ll Never Die:
Sandy shares the praise he got from a Firestone tech for his 2016 ride—and why he’s now committed to keeping it forever. JB reflects on his beloved F-250, the Arkansas breakdown that ended it all, and why his new Toyota Tundra might be the last truck he ever owns.

 🦷 Dental Work & Engine Noise—Are We Savages?
The crew explores what current technologies will seem ridiculous in 50 years, from loud engines to dental drills. Lasers, sound waves, and autonomous vehicles are already changing the game.

🧻 The Toilet Paper Debate Gets Heated:
Is toilet paper on its way out? Tricia and her girlfriends are all-in on bidets, and Sandy’s not sure how to feel about it. JB introduces a foam-powered TP upgrade, and the conversation goes places you didn’t expect—but won’t forget.

 🚘 Autonomous Cars & Human Drivers:
JB shares his experience riding in a fully self-driving car and why he’d trust it more than a teenager behind the wheel. Tricia’s skeptical—but admits the AI might be better at navigating Austin’s narrow streets than most locals.

💬 Notable Quotes:
  • “You guys sat around your girls’ weekend and talked about cleaning your butts.”
  • “I think it gives you a little sensation you didn’t know you had.”
  • “If you can invent something better than toilet paper—you’ll be rich.”
👉 Don’t miss this episode—it’s smart, strange, and full of the kind of real talk that makes The JB and Sandy Show a must-listen. Subscribe on the iHeartRadio app, leave a review, and share it with someone who’s ready to ditch the TP and embrace the future. 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the JB and Sandy Show podcast. You can
listen live every morning on one of three point one
in Austin, or stream the show on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Technology that's gonna seem ridiculous in for fifty years. Kind
of tough to think that far ahead, but there will
be some stuff that in fifty years. God, I won't
be around in fifty years. I'll be one hundred and
six years, one hundred and seven years old. I want
to live that long. I don't think that's going to happen. No,
no offense, no nothing, takeout. I'm shocked I've made it

(00:34):
this far.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Although, on the subject of fast moving technology, who knows
what kind of breakthroughs they're going to have in hell?

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Oh true, that's true.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
Our daughters could live to one hundred and ten pretty easy.
I think.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, I don't know if people need to be on
the planet that long, you.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Healthy though? Why not?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Because are taking up food sources, they're taking up space,
taking it's just too many people.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
You're a Walmart greater at ninety six. Yeah, you gotta
much to live, true, But if.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
You'll be healthier, you'll be working longer, you'll be working
in your eighties and be healthy and enjoying it.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Potentially I'm healthy and my fifties, not really enjoying it.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
Now. I do enjoy this. This is this is easy.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
But some of the stuff that they say that some
people say technology that seems silly in fifty years, charging cables,
we're already seeing that.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
Yeah, those are already getting phased out. Right with the
magnetic My wife has the magnetic. I put one in
her car, which is cool, just the magnetic. It just
slaps on. Oh okay, magnetically. That doesn't have to have
a cable connected to it.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
It has a cable running to the magnetic charger. Gotcha.
She doesn't have to pull out a cable when she
gets in. Right.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
But even when you think about car technology, like I'm
in a car, it's it's twenty thirteen, and it seems obsolete. Oh,
I don't have car play and all that stuff. Right,
I don't have a backup camera. Oh wow, Yeah, how
you I do a backup camera?

Speaker 6 (02:01):
He's very bitter about not having a backup year car
twenty sixteen.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Wow, with no backup camera in twenty sixteen. Yeah, maybe
there is, I just haven't found it.

Speaker 6 (02:10):
Yet there's been a camera this whole time. But I
didn't hear any gripe.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
There probably is. I just I don't even know anything
about it.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
I probably lost it.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I did have something. You'll appreciate this JB. As a
car guy, I took my car and to get the
oil changed. And how often do you hear this from
your local firestone guy. He's like, man, this car's in
great shape.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with tell you anything. No he didn't.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
He said, have we changed the while? And man, this
car is in great chape more than twenty five thousand miles. Man,
this thing's great. It's like good. Somehow it was praising
me that I took great I didn't do anything.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
I just took care. I just grabbed the oil and stuff changed.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
Oh he was so excited. He's like, I think I'm
gonna keep that car long, that car forever.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yeah, yeah, that's going to be the car that will
always be with me. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Don't you get what dudes get to a certain age,
there's always a car that they want to keep forever.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Not you though, Well, my plan was to keep my
F two fifty. I wanted to hit five hundred thousand miles, damn.
And I was at what was I at one forty something?
I had it a long time and it was a
twenty ten. But then a year or so ago, year
and a half ago, I got bad fuel and it.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
I remember, that killed the motor. Yeah, and they totaled it.
That's when you got stuck in Arkansas.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
God, it was awful.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
The worst place, like it's like the most impoverished town
in America is where I broke down.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
You said you could buy a house there for like
seven thousand dollars or less.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, less than that. There was a couple for like
three grand, thirty five hundred.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
Wow, whole house Earl, Arkansas.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
I saw.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
That's where I broke down. But that was that was
my toe vehicle, you know. It was a Diesel F
two fifty. I'm like, this will run forever, and they
have a notorious problem. So but now I replaced it
with a Toyota Tundra, which that's I mean.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
I bought a ten year warranty on that thing. Oh
you did, Yeah, yeah, that's a good thing to.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Have, which I probably won't even use because it's a Toyota, right.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, you need it.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Usually it was like twenty five hundred bucks. Okay, we're
getting off subject, that's right.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Any other things that they say, uh, technology that will
seem ridiculous in fifty years, is anything regarding present day
dental work will seem as barbaric?

Speaker 6 (04:28):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Why, I'm all for that.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
What's what's the fix? Then?

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Lasers?

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Lsers do a lot of things.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Sound I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I do remember doctor KAREDI from Westlake Plastic Surgery telling
me once. He's like, yeah, they'll look back at us
and watch how we perform surgery. Now, He'll they'll think
we're savages because I remember in medical school watching old
doctors do it.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
I thought they were sad. Oh wow, that's interesting. That's
how fast that world is progressing. As well.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Loud engine noises are going to go could seem ridiculous
and Harley, Yeah, got to hear the hug. It says
internal combustion engines could be a thing of the past,
except for collectors.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Yeah right, I will always I have to have something that.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, old school in jail car accidents will be a
thing of the past in fifty years because of autonomous vehicles.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
I can totally see that.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah, the number of car accidents and fatalities. They say
it's going to be dramatically dropping over the next ten years,
but then goes on to say that in fifty years,
it'll seem crazy that there were ever.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Any I think, like, I live near downtown, and I
told you all last was a week or so ago,
there were like four or five autonomous cars in a
row going by me.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Like you get out into the burbs.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
It's going to take a while for people to get
into autonomous I think, yeah, But man, I just and
I'm on a bike a lot. I watch them buzzing
around downtown and it's like, I think they're better drivers
than humans.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
I agree with you on that.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
I've ridden in one that has the full self driving
and was absolutely blown away.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Yeah by what it'll do.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
I feel way better putting our sixteen year old and
one of those than have her driving it.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Put it that way.

Speaker 6 (06:10):
What about though, when something weird and random happens and
it completely blocks everything, Like one of the cars got
stopped because there was a cone in the intersection and
it just didn't know what to do and it just
stopped and traffic just gets all backed up late.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah like that, So, like in my neighborhood, like to
get out of the neighborhood to Congress. You know, when
you start getting close to Congress, people are parked on
both sides. Not only one person can go through to time,
so it's kind of a how to wave people through.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
The autonomous cars are great at it.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah, oh they are.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
They've got it figured out.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
I'm still laughing about the guy that I saw walking
to the crosswalk at sixth in Congress and he waved
thank you to.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
The autonomous car. This might be a little bit of.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
A stretch for things that may seem ridiculous in fifty years.
And if you can come up with a replacement and
it works, you're gonna get rich because everybody uses it.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Tody paper, Tody paper. Yeah, I'll tell you what the
replacement is. Because the girls and I just talked about
this last week. They're all on the bidet bandwagon.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Yeah, my daughter has they live without it now, Yeah, that's.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
What they say.

Speaker 6 (07:18):
They're like, I can't believe I ever used toilet paper,
and I'm like, I can't imagine.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
I don't I don't know, I don't know how that
can be your only option.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
So wait a minute, here, hold on.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I'm not as quite as cultured as you guys with
the bidets here.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
You mean he drinks from it.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
It's not a lot of fountain.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Do you mean to say that a bidet could take
the place of toy paper, that's.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
What they're saying.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
I thought, I assume used to use the bidet, but
you still use t P.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
I feel like you gotta pat dry. I mean, when
you there's you gotta dry off a little.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
It's I'll tell you that the little high pressure square,
it's kind of fine. I a little sensation you didn't
know you had.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Is that right?

Speaker 6 (08:02):
You can order them and attach them to your toilet.
You don't have to buy a Yeah, there's a brand
called Yeah. I just put one on my daughter's she moved.
I just didn't put it back on their new place yesterday.
You installed them a day huh. I mean, I'm telling
you it's the thing right now, you guys sat around
your girl's weekend and talking about cleaning your butts. That

(08:22):
is not the worst thing we talked about. I promise
you that gross. I have one that's called foam Yeah
f o h m.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
And it's a little battery power dispenser that you put
next to your your toilet, and you just put it,
hold the tpe under it, and it sprays this foam
cleaner on it.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Yeah, so it's it turns it into a wet wipe.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Oh, she's not supposed to flush wet wipes, actual wet wipes.
It might be interested in that, yeah, huh. I just
don't know, but.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
Just saying, I mean, there are times when Iday is
fine or other times when it's not.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
I feel like you gotta have the toilet paper steel.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
What's going on here? Oh Salthytricia over.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
There, You are the last one to be talking about
things coming out of people.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
But this is the JB and Sandy Show podcast. You
can listen live every morning on one of three point
one in Austin, or stream the show on the iHeartRadio app.
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