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February 18, 2025 • 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Okay, if you're with us yesterday, then you know that
I was in the doghouse yesterday. And for those of
you that worked with us yesterday, I'll just briefly recap.
I was out of town last week in Nebraska. My
dad got sick. I was there to help him out.
It just so happens at Tricia's birthday and Valentine's Day
fell when I was gone. Patricia's birthday on the twelve,
Valentine's on the fourteenth, I didn't get her birthday present,

(00:24):
and I didn't call on Valentine's Day. And now here
we are Tuesday, the eighteenth, and I still have not
gotten given any prize to Tricia for Valentine's.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Ye, not even a call on Valentine's Day. No, I
missed that part.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
No call.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
There was a phone call, but it was just to
ask me for something and then a hang up. And
also he wished our daughter happy Valentine's Day later that day,
but did not me.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Still has not set it to me either.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well, now I'm digging my heels in a little bit
because Tricia has has chicks. Do girl women do this?
They float things out there to They don't just tell you.
They just float hints out there in this case, how
I could get out of the doghouse that I am in.
And so Tricia has floated out the idea of a

(01:14):
pillow that she wants JB.

Speaker 6 (01:17):
And can't live.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Without this for like three years.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
And I want to show you what it is. Okay,
I want you to see this pillow, JB.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
The big ones E spoon.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
No, it's a it's a small pillow, and it's an
alligator with in high heels on all four of its legs,
and it's got a scarf on around its neck so
it's fancy. Its lipstick and also has a scarf around
its tail.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
This week name's Gloria Dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Little pillow is one hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
One hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
She's fancy.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Ps in interior design world, one hundred dollars for a
pillow not expensive?

Speaker 5 (02:05):
What's just not expensive?

Speaker 6 (02:06):
Well, we don't live in that world.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
I do a little bit. I dabble in interior design.
I do have for clients. It's not that expensive client
or is that personal?

Speaker 5 (02:17):
No, that's for me.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
I just like that.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
But I do want to point out that the way
it came about you potentially buying this for me and
getting out of the doghouse was a listener, so I
posted this pillow on my Instagram account Tricia dot Delicia,
and one of the listeners who clearly heard the earn
the doghouse said, you should probably get Sandy to buy
this for you for your birthday slash Valentine's Day gift.

(02:43):
And I was like, you know what, you're right, and
that's how it came about. It wasn't me just being like,
buy me this and you'll be fine. That's not what happened.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
Well, I just here's my position, JB.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I have a really difficult time spending one hundred dollars
on a pillow with an alligator with lipstick and the.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
High heels on.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
I have a question. How much did that little drone cost?

Speaker 6 (03:06):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
How much the drone you drown for work?

Speaker 6 (03:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:12):
I don't think the drone's been used for work.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yet has I haven't figured out how I want to
use it yet. I'm still thinking about it.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
But how much was the drone?

Speaker 6 (03:20):
Three hundred? Right? But that has a purpose. This charges up,
it takes battery, It takes batteries.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
That pillow for.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Years, and I'll be happy every time I look at it,
unless you ruin it for me, which is starting to
be what happens here.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
Well, i'd be good.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm about half tempted to keep buying up stock of
that pillow, so it's always out of.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Style, eight of them.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
What is it about the pillow?

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Trisha, who I don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
I look at that pillow and it makes me smile,
It makes me happy. It's ridiculous. It's an alligator wearing
high heels. I don't know why I love it so much.
But the girl who makes it, McKenzie Child's. She has
a whole line of crazy animal pillows like this, and
I love this pillow.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
So for let me put it this way, the one
hundred dollars pillow would get me out of the doghouse
for birthday and Valentine's Day.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Right, I mean potentially? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:16):
No, I need in your whole a little deeper each
I need.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
I need confirmation.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
I need like to know because I can justify it
for fifty bucks for your birthday and fifty dollars for
Valentine's Day. That makes a little bit more sense.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
True love, a tale as old as time, is what
we're seeing right here. Fifty bucks for your birthday, fifty
bucks for Valentine's Day?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Does it get me out? Sure?

Speaker 6 (04:39):
It gets you out.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Here's what I think's going on here, because I've seen
this before when like my daughter's birthday is on November
twenty six, so everyone's always out for Thanksgiving. Yeah, right,
so this is this is an age old source subject
with Tricia. Yeah, the combo of Valentine's and birthday, and
so you're you're getting hammered here for all all the

(05:03):
people that came before you.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
He's all our forefathers.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Is incorrect.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
You didn't care care of.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Her back back in the day, on her birthday or Valentine's.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Or vice versa.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
That's not what it is.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, it's I mean this goes back to middle school.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
No, this goes back to last week when he didn't
wish me happy birthday.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Or Valentine's Day. That's what it goes back to.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
I did did you have pay I wish your happy birthday?

Speaker 5 (05:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Maybe you did.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
I know I did. I have the text to prove it.
All right, I'll order this stupid pillow. I feel better
giving you one hundred dollars gift card or one hundred
dollars bill and you buying it yourself than buying that pillow.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Give it to me, then, just give me the money,
give it to me and leave the my pillow out
of it.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
How about that?

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Where's this pillow going to go? That's so special?

Speaker 5 (05:53):
It's gonna go right on my bed.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
When Sandy walks in my room, that's the first thing
he sees every single time.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Yeah, it's a stupid pillow.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
I know it's a girl You're stupid.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
I think it's just a girl thing. That's what it is.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Coming up, We're gonna do this thing called you have
to You have to do one. I've got three things
that are happening in Austin this week, and you absolutely
you don't have to actually do it just for funzies,
but you.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Have to say you would.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
All right, I'll tell you what those three things are
coming up on Austin's eight station one O three point one.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
Hey, it's Sandy.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
You know.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
February means a lot of things for a lot of people.
February means Valentine's Day, which is a time to think
about your favorite people and why you might not think
of romance when you think about your roof. When I
think of people I really like, I think of Scott
and Stacy Feller. Scott and Stacy's team at Kangaroof. They're great.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
They take care of all my roof he needs. They've
done it for years.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
They're professional and courteous, and they show up on time
and communicate clearly. You can count on them to stand
behind their work and to always have your best interest
in mind. In fact, Kangaroof has been doing all of this,
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families for more than two decades. And you know, these
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(07:10):
only one kangar Roof. If you can't tell I really
appreciate them, I bet you'll really like them too. So
give them a call and you two might start thinking
differently about your roof. Find them online at call kangaroof
dot com. I've got three things happening in Austin this week,
and you have to pick one of them.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
You just have to say you would go.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
We're at that age where it's really difficult to get
motivated to go out on a Thursday or Tuesday night,
you know what I mean it's just.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
Be honest here, we're not going to do any of
these things right.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
But to the RV show over the weekend, Oh, I
want to ask about halfway into us, like.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
What am I doing here?

Speaker 6 (07:54):
Was it? Well? It was? There a lot of people there.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Uh, you know what.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
I haven't been in years, so I don't know attendance,
why if it was good or not, but you know,
it's just fun.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Let me ask you. This is Skylink, a game changer
in OURV world. Starlink Startlink excuse me totally.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
I have one.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
You did?

Speaker 3 (08:10):
It is incredible?

Speaker 6 (08:13):
Yeah, it works right, it just works. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
So Starlink And for those who don't know, that's Elon
Musk's internet company.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
And I bought the portable version.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
It's a disc that's about maybe a little bit bigger
than your laptop on legs and you set it up
and it reads all of the Startlingk satellites out there
and you have internet on the go. It was. It
was incredible when I was on road trips, so I
would just set up.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
You could be in Death Valley and I have internet.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, so I bring a generator and you know, water
fuel Starlink. I could be anywhere the only thing, the
only thing it doesn't work is if you're under like huge, huge,
huge tree cover where it can't get a view of
the sky, which is not where you're used staying. That's
pretty cool and it's fast because I was uploading, you know,

(09:05):
I was up loading hour long videos on the road.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
It's awesome. Here here's what else is cool.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
And this is a testament to want to be long
musk companies. It's it's not doesn't have all the trickery
of all the other stuff. So you buy starlink, you
buy the hardware. I think it was five hundred dollars.
You own it right, there's no contract. It's one hundred
and fifty bucks a month, and you can turn it

(09:30):
on and off at any time. Wow, I like that
if I So, I just would turn it on when
I would go on road trips, road trips two or
three times a year, and then you get you know,
and then you'll pay for thirty days.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
You'll get thirty days and then you just turn it off.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
No contract, no bs, it's really it's really good internet.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
So it's an on again, off again deal. Like it's
per use per thirty days.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, yeah, or you can just run it all the
time if you choose, and they have a They have
a home version too, like one that mounts on your roof.
You know a lot of people that live out in
the country and have never had good high speed internet.

Speaker 6 (10:05):
Yeah, that's pretty awesome. And he could turn it on
anywhere too. That was another amazing thing.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
You just set it outside like I would set it
outside my airstream, and you just watch it start reading
all the satellites and five minutes later you've got your
streaming movies in the middle of nowhere.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
Ah that's crazy.

Speaker 6 (10:25):
I don't need that, but I sure do want it.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
What I mean, well, it's got it's got some doomsday
you've you've still got some doomsday prep and you don't
you Tricia got rid of most.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
Of it what I did not? What are you talking about.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I've got some stuff, you know, real emergency stuff.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
I actually saw those at Costco.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
It's a bucket for like with the twenty five year
shelf life.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Of a food, big giant bucket.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
It's a bucket, a survival bucket. Yeah, you know so.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
My buddy Moore's got an entire bedroom full of stuff.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
It's insane and he hasn't calculated out based on his
family for exactly how many months and days that that
store will last. Yeah, Sandy and I were like, well,
we know what happens when the apocalypse hips were coming
out here and he was silent. There was no yeah, yeah,
come on, I feel like it was off. It's your

(11:23):
own stuff people.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
All right, So here's some things.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
We started this off all off with three things that
are happening in Austin, and you have to choose one
to go to.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
First.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
One is uh on Thursday night at the Paramount Theater.
The Gypsy Kings are playing at the Paramount Theater and
that used to be they used to play like three
nights back in the day at the Backyard.

Speaker 6 (11:43):
It was a huge ticket there. And that they've that's
a jam band, right.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah, I guess so I'm not a I'm not no
expert on him, but I.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
So that's that's one choice.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Thursday, the Paramount Gypsy Kings at the Austin Public Library
tomorrow at six you can do yoga with Chelsea. She
must be a big deal because she's holding yoga at
the library tomorrow night at six thirty. All right, again,
you gotta choose one gotta choose one. And finally Friday

(12:16):
night at Antone's Lost Lonely Boys.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Oh oh that sounds painful.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah yeah, you go for how Far is Heaven?

Speaker 6 (12:29):
Right?

Speaker 3 (12:29):
And then doing yoga with Chelsea.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Chelsea too.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
I would like to meet Chelsea, see.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
What she's all about.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
I put my trust in Chelsea. Cha.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
It's free yoga Austin Public Library tomorrow night, six thirty.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
So these guys gypsy kings have won a Grammy. You
want to do yoga with Chelsea?

Speaker 5 (12:52):
What time is it at the Paramount? Uhay?

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Dofter like six fifteen six thirty. That's too late to
be out.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, it's after six fifteen six thirty for sure. Well
I'm surprised. Yeah, you know what, guys, let's make it
a clean sweep.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
I'll do.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
I'll do yoga with Chelsea too, all right, I'll be
right there downwards.

Speaker 6 (13:12):
I'll be downward dogging and farking it up.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
You won't be by me.

Speaker 6 (13:16):
We will right next to you with my shirt off.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
No, that'd be like JB.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
You just like throwing up somewhere, like cycling with JB.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
That's it. Meet me at the ass And Public Library
at six o'clock. Fifty bucks. That's no other information. I
feel like that's what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Look, we're going to find out like Chelsea is some
of the world renowned yogi's in the world or something.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
I mean, like everybody in.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
That world line around the building.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah, yeah, and I have been standing there with their
water bottles and their yoga.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Mats, yoga Stanley cups, right exactly.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
So all right, so we're all doing yoga with Chelsea,
but not really, but not really six thirty at the
Austin Public Library.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
They thanks for listening.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
We'll see on the radio every morning from six until
ten on Austin's eighties station one oh three point one
and streaming on the iHeartRadio app.
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