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December 5, 2024 • 25 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(00:02):
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(00:24):
My name is Sandy. This is my beautiful, talented and
very Christmas like wife. Her name's Tricia.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Hi everybody, Why do you say Christmas like that? I
mean because you Christmas grew up on our house yep,
it did, and our giant Santa out front. I'm getting
ready to wrap some presents soon.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh and the trees coming this weekend.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I'm going to have presents wrapped before the trees even up.
That's Oh, that's a good book. Are you going to
use the handy dandy paper cutter? I got you, Yes,
you're very excited about I'm gonna use it. What it is?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's a yah. I saw an ad on Instagram. Jeez,
probably three weeks ago. And it's a thing. You place
it on the tube of the rolling paper, and then
it's got a blade that you just slide it across
and cut it.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Because there's nothing more satisfying than when you're using a
pair of scissors cutting wrapping paper, when you get the
ankle just right and it just slides across.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
This is a guaranteed slide every time.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, and I got two of them, one for Tricia
and one for my waitress at my favorite diner. I
told her I was there when I saw it. I go, hey,
look at this, and she goes, I want one, and
I go, well, I can get two for like a
dollar more or so.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, haven't given it to you yet.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
No, I haven't been by, but maybe i'll stop by tomorrow.
I'm not sure what first thing made you laugh today?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
All right, hear me out on this emergency corn dog
that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
I think everybody needs one of those.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
That's pretty good. I love a corn.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Dog, four or five of them in my purse for
when I get snacky.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I don't know how anybody can eat a corn dog
without mustard on it.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
I don't either, Just dry yeah, I'll dry absolutely no,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
We were at Costco a couple of weeks ago. Need
to go to the grocery store. We got no food
in the stot.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I know we have all ingredients, but no food. I
don't want to make it.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, we got nothing and we saw frozen corn dogs
that are like no.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Fight.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
I wish we would have got them. Coming up on
the show, we're gonna play song quiz today. Hopefully we'll win.
I'm not making any more predictions. It's The Sandy Show
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Remember FDI scene church has got a story about a
psychic and what they have to say about aliens. Yes,

(02:32):
nothing but hard news here on the stage. This is
right off the front page of the National Inquiry Back.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
I know what.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I wouldn't be surprised if later on tonight you hear
Lester Holt talking about this.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I would I would be shocked if you did. Make
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get your podcast Stories we lost.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
So there's a psychic. Her name is Deborah Davies. Listen
to this, Sandy.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
She predicts twenty five will be the year that aliens
make physical contact with humans, claiming they will no longer
fear us and are actually coming to help us, not
harm us.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
They are going to no longer try and hide from us.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
They know that we've been subjected to being captured by
people in power as would be okay, powerful aliens, but
they are going to help us build a civilization that
will outlast climate change. You know, people say that we're
destroying the planet and the aliens.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Are going to come and help us fix that. They
are going to be friend, not foe.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Deborah Davies just looked her up, hold it up a
creepy doll from a charity auction. She's English. I'm guessing
she's uh, you know, she's nice looking lady. Just she
says that we're going to meet the aliens.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Huh said, we're going to meet him.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
There has been an increased sightings of UFOs in the
last six eight months a year, You've been hearing about
him a lot lately. She said that it's going to
ramp up even more at the beginning of the year,
and eventually people aren't going at the government whoever powers
that we aren't going to be able to keep him
under wraps anymore.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
And yeah, this.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Whole thing has sparked a lot of intrigue among believers
and skeptics alike.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Wait it, she's a Real Housewife star.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Hmm, maybe you're looking at the wrong it's the same one.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
It's the one one says psychic and the one says
Real Housewife star says it's all about the boobs, as
she hits back at criticism about her dress.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
I don't think that's it.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I think it's the same one, Trish, it's the same person.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I don't know. I just am telling you what she's saying.
What a psychic named Debora Davies is saying about the aliens,
So on one hand, terrifying, on the other hand comforting.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, I guess so if you believe in either one
of them. I don't believe a thing of psychic says nothing.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, she's very well known for previous predictions.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
There was one claim of spotting an angel in the
final photograph of Queen Elizabeth, the second that people have verified.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
I'm holding up quody fingers, just.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Saying that's one of the things. I think. This is
weird to think about. But I think like, after we
die we go to wherever you believe you go, do
you get to look back on Earth? And do you
see all the things that we're not able to see
as humans, like answers that were like angels or Dardian
angels or you know what I mean, none of the

(05:23):
stuff that we can see right now. But when we die,
we get to see it all. Maybe I'm gonna be
nervous as there have been people watching me at all times.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
I know, surely they don't watch all the I hope not.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I think that, yeah, they close, they take some time off.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
I feel like they move along. If they Yeah, if
they think you're safe, then they just move along. I
don't think they just stand around and watch all the things.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Let's hope not.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Oh my god, I hope not. My grandparents are in heaven.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Uh that's the story we know. I'm saying, you can
only see like the angels. Not your grandparents can't see you,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
We'll find out one day. What if it's a big
live Oh got it stay with us. More coming up
will and the topic that we got. The category we
got for song Quiz today is the nineteen seventies. Play
along with us if you like, if.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
You think you can, if you think you can, keep up.
It's harder than it sounds.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Echo play song Quiz.

Speaker 7 (06:18):
Welcome back to song Quiz. How many people want to
play song quiz?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
One?

Speaker 7 (06:24):
To play a music decade, say decade. To play a
brand new music genre, say genre decade.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Choose a pop music decade, nineteen seventies.

Speaker 7 (06:37):
Starting your seventies game, your opponent is Demetrius Demitrius pring
it on. Don't forget about your lifelines. They're there if
you need them. Question one for ten points.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Jackson five, I'll be there far out.

Speaker 7 (06:59):
Or you got the full twenty points. Your score is twenty,
and Demetrius's score is zero. Question two of five for
ten points, Abba, Mama Mia right, Oh, You've got the

(07:21):
full twenty points. Your score is forty and Demetrius's score
is twenty. Question three for ten points.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Now Gordon Lightfoot, give a little bit.

Speaker 7 (07:40):
You got the title for ten points the artist was
super Tramp. Your score is fifty and Demetrius's score is forty.
Question four for twenty points, but for.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Paul McCartney, Paul McCartney.

Speaker 7 (08:02):
You got the artist for twenty points. The title was
banned on the run. Your score is seventy and Demetrius's
score is forty. It's time for the song quiz bonus round.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
So when.

Speaker 7 (08:17):
Question five for forty points.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Summer.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Glum Glynn Campbell Southern Star.

Speaker 7 (08:31):
You got the artist for forty points. The title was
Southern Nights. Your score is one hundred and ten and
Demetrius's score is eighty.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
In your face, in your face, Demetrious, Oh Southern n
I knew that song.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
It took me back to my childhood on being on
vacation in Tucson, Arizona. Yeah, our family vacations in Tucsons
No one. It's because my aunt and my cousins lived there. Yeah,
so we used to go there a lot, and that's
song was really popular on the.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Radio back he was really popular.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Glenn Campbell, Glenn Campbell man, he does not get the
recognition he deserves for being first being a guitar player.
He was really good, unbelievable guitar play, handsome, handsome man. Yes,
he was. I used to get him and Steve Majors
Major used to get a mixed up because they kind

(09:25):
of looked like I.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Loved him to But Lee Majors didn't have a beard either.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Did Glenn Campbell He did not, certainly did.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
At some point in his life, but not at his
Rhinestone Cowboys. He did not have a beard. And wrong,
I'm not wrong.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
At some point he.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Remember, I think you're thinking of Kenny Loggins right here,
right there. That was Southern Nights era too. You're right, yeah,
we won song Quitz over here. Find us on Instagram
at the Sandy Show Official. I'm sorry, I got a

(10:24):
text message.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Sorry, sorry, Well now it's not gonna be as good.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
My bad. Sorry. I got a text message from one
of our listeners in Flora, Illinois. Flora, Illinois, right, and
it disappeared on Actually was a d M on our
on our Instagram and now I can't find it.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Oh, You're Instagram is very.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
It is very confusing for messages for me. What are
we doing? We're doing? Oh okay, okay, sorry sorry sorry,
christ Trier care don't care to know what zebra striping is.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
I'm gonna let you know. It sounds dirty to me.
What is it.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
It sounds like something in dirty underpants, you know what
I mean, like a kid would have and little boy
would have in his underpund Yeah. Zebra striping is a
new term for an old idea that could keep you
sober at your holiday party. It's basically having an alcoholic
drink and then a non alcoholic drink. You never have
two boozy drinks in a row.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Oh, there are a lot of people I know who
wish they had known about zebra striping back in the day.
Oh yeah, at Christmas parties, any kind of work function.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Oh yeah, remember that one girl took around her pants off. Yep?

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Remember that one girl told you?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, yeah, just walked right up to Trician said, f you, Tricia. Yeah,
she wanted some sad that I was dating. She was jealous,
she wanted some of this.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
She didn't know I know tha punch.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Then I found out later another guy I know knocked
her up. Really yep, yep, I had no idea, Tricia care.
I don't care to hear about a new perfume that's
being sold that will probably take you back to your
late twenties early thirties.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Sure, I know it's not your car because that was
high school.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
No, this is perfume. Okay, Miller Life is selling a
new cologne called barfume, supposed to make you smell like
a dive bar.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
It's called Barfew barfume. Yep, smell like a dive bar.
I didn't matter what perfume I put on.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
For a large portion of my late twenties and early thirties,
I did smell like a dive bar.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
That's because you was in the dives a lot.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
What we doing there? Are you looking for a boys in?

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Hanging out with my girls drinking beer?

Speaker 1 (12:35):
But were you looking for a boyfriend?

Speaker 5 (12:37):
No?

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Not necessarily. Sometimes I was dating somebody, Sometimes I wasn't.
We were going there to just hang out. Sometimes we
shoot pools, sometimes we dance.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
And you probably left the house with five bucks in your.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Bucks and came home with LinkedIn. I mean, just somehow
girls girl math. When girls get dressed up and go
out to bars, girl math, girls make money going out.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
What'd you do with your like I'm constantly carrying year,
I d are your keys? What'd you do back then
when you were single?

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Well, if we were going out to go dance and
to go two step, and I had on jeans. Yeah,
so I had a back pocket. I just put money
in my ID in my back pocket. That wasn't a
time when we were actually carrying cell phones everywhere. Oh,
I can't imagine what it'd be like to go to
a dance hall to go two step and have your
phone in your back pocket or something like constantly holding it.

Speaker 8 (13:26):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
By the way, the bar fume includes notes of leather,
cedar wood, petuli, sea, salt, and.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Tobacco, pet julie and tobacco. Yeah, tobacco, for sure.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
You like it? Care too? You like pound cake?

Speaker 3 (13:40):
I mean, I like any kind of cake.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Care don't care to know how it got its name? Okay,
sure it got its name from its original recipe, which
called for a pound of butter, a pound of eggs,
a pound of sugar, and a pound of flour. Man,
that can't be good for you, it sounds still. All
you'd have to do is throw some condensed milk in

(14:02):
there and you'd be real happy. Oh I.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Our daughter baked it up multiple times over the Thanksgiving weekend,
and like a couple of those times, her recipes required
the sweet and condensed milk, and I would not let
her pour all of it in there.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
I had to. I made her leave some in the
can for me.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
To treat, and I watched you do it again? So good?

Speaker 3 (14:21):
What is that taste?

Speaker 1 (14:22):
That is? Care? Don't care more? Coming up, The Jad
and Sandy Hour starts at eight o'clock this morning. If
you missed it yesterday, here's some of what you missed.
The Fruitcake Song coming up in just a second. We
debuted it yesterday. It's in its thirtieth ear. It's the
thirtieth anniversary of the Fruitcake Song, and if you've never
heard it, you're gonna like it. It's about a guy

(14:43):
in love with Santa and he's preparing for his visit,
and it's sung by our very own JB. It's years ago.

Speaker 9 (14:52):
The only time I ever sang a parody because I
cannot sing.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
You did one years ago. That was pretty good too.
The Mopak one too.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
I don't remember that one, you don't I was doing.

Speaker 9 (15:05):
I was doing the French Schneider part right. There's a
common thread here, huh.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
I don't know where the Mopek song ever went. It's
somewhere in the files. But we'll get to the Fruitcake
Song in just a second. But first, I thought it'd
be fun. Have you ever thought about this? It's you know,
things you can do during the day that if you
do them at night, it's just kind of weird or creepy.
A good example of it is like going to visit
a cemetery at night. It's kind of okay at the daytime.

(15:37):
You know, you just go like you're paying. Yeah, you
do that at night. Something's kind of creepy about that, right.
Some other ones that I thought about, like just women
walking around in a bikini at night. It's just it's
just weird. Even if you're at like you know, Carlos
and Charlie's or something, and you're just now at night,

(16:00):
sun had gone down.

Speaker 9 (16:01):
Yeah, you'll see women in bikinis walking down Barton Springs.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Yeah at night. Yeah, yeah, she's.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
A lady of the night. All of a sudden. Ye
next thing you know, she's asking me if you want
a date? Right?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
What about an ice cream truck driving an ice cream
truck during the day, ice cream ice cream with the.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Jingle playing at night? That's a horror movie.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Tricia and I are convinced that we heard an ice
cream man in a neighborhood. Remember, Yeah, we were just
we were out for a walk on Brushy Creek Trail
and there's a neighborhood on the other side of the
hill that you can't even see, and we heard the
ice cream truck. I'm like, Ricia, that's an ice cream truck.
I know ice cream truck music, and that's ice cream
truck music.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
You're, of course, your your inner child instantly recognizes that
jingle sound. And I was like, what is in our
neighborhood have an ice cream truck? Like either hoa hates
ice cream trucks and fun.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (16:55):
If you grew up on the East Side, you probably
you know, are nostalgic about the push cart guys.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
I still see them.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Oh yeah, push card dudes.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
You know who started out as a push cart ice
cream guy and made it big? Matt excuse me for
Mattzel Rocho. Matt from Mattzel Rauncho started out in Austin
pushing a ice cream cart in East Austin, worked his
tail off, and now he's got the famous restaurant and

(17:25):
apparent I think he was a boxer. I'm not sure
that was a joke. He's always Have you ever noticed
that the picture the boxing pictures other things that are
you can do during the day, but just a little
bit creepy, uh at night, just walking around carrying a shovel.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yeah, people are like, what.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
With the shovel. That's a little bit strange.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Right, I'm looking through binoculars.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Oh yeah, yes.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
You're instantly a pervert.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
We were talking about yesterday. JB got that and the
thing that Instagram got and it's really cool is that drone.
It's a video drone. But if you're flying the drone
at night, yeah, something is very suspect. It's just weird.
Or just sitting on a park bench at night, that's.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Something night, something bad about that, right.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
I guess we could go on and on with that.
But people are waiting for the Fruitcake song. JB. You
want to give you the short version of the origins
of the Fruitcake song?

Speaker 9 (18:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Me and my buddy restI wrote this
like in ninety four and it was just a fun,
little goofy parody song about a guy who is in
love has a crush on Santa and it gets giddy
this time of year here you go to waiting his arrival.
We did this a long long time ago. Didn't think

(18:55):
it would have these kind of legs.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
It's an Austin tradition, the fruitcake song. Oh, it's my.

Speaker 10 (19:03):
Favorite time a year. I'd like to serve a festive cheer.
I have so much unfinished business. I'll be trimming my
big tree while Santa's life down my chimney. Because I'm
having me a fruitcake for Christmas. This will toe over
the door, just bout some leather from the store. Everything

(19:24):
is looking so precious. I'll be drinking my eggnog while
I'm selling my yule log. Yes, I'm having me a
fruitcake for Christmas. My favorite show tunes on the stairy
and I feel that special blow my lovers coming, don't
you know?

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Just call me a ho ho ho.

Speaker 10 (19:47):
Well, we met up at the mall and I said
that I would call and fix up the dinner.

Speaker 8 (19:52):
So scrumptuous.

Speaker 10 (19:54):
The special moments near Santa's gonna come this year.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Yes, I'm having me a fruitcake.

Speaker 10 (19:59):
For having me a fruitcake for Christmas, Jolly sat Nick.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
I gotta tell you guys something. For the first time ever,
first time ever, we have not received a complaint about
the song. Normally we get at least, but we played
it yesterday and so far I have not seen a
single complaint about because I think people get it now.
I think they hand. This is not coming from a
mean place. It's just it's just a dude that's in

(20:33):
love with Santa Claus.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Is it weird that I know the song by heart?
I know every verse.

Speaker 9 (20:39):
That's weird.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Right.

Speaker 8 (20:41):
This is the Sandy Show and you can say good
night to this one.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
This is the.

Speaker 8 (20:50):
Good life. Now, light and the tears and we cry
until dawn.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Oh now.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
You say I'm a dreamer.

Speaker 11 (21:28):
We're too of a kind, both of the search for
some per the world in.

Speaker 8 (21:37):
The will never finds someone has.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
I shouldn't leave him. Yeah, more away, but you know
the snow.

Speaker 11 (21:52):
I'd rather be than with you today.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
So you I love you?

Speaker 10 (22:55):
What not?

Speaker 5 (22:56):
I say?

Speaker 8 (23:00):
Not two and this it's just alle of those games
and we play so saying you wan you so.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
Used to play?

Speaker 8 (23:13):
Anyhow, that's good game. That's the why I don't have
just what I'm asking it for now.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
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