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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, thanks for finding the podcast version of the Sandy Show.
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three to one Austin. Here's today's podcast, and I'd like
to send it a little bit lated. I send him
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a note yesterday. But my nephew, mister Man celebrating, celebrated
his birthday yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Happy birthday to mister Mann.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
He's my youngest nephew, lives out Los Angeles, California, with
the movie stars.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
With the movie stars. And his name with his title
mister Mann, came from our daughter. Landry just named him
that when she was small.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yep, just like she named my mom Apple. Yep.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
She renamed everybody in the family she started talking. Grandma
became Apple, Tad became mister Man.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah. I think she's Jack, my other nephew. I think
there was this Jack.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
But then they also had a dog named Jack that
she renamed Mouth, and everybody just.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Goes with it and starts calling him by those names.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Soday, I hope you had a great birthday. I know
that you're I know that you listen, So happy birthday
to you. Hope it was a good one. I hope
you didn't party too hard. Young Man, young man, young man,
it's a marathon, not a sprint. Uh. First thing that
made you laugh today.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I'm so jealous of people who know how to shut up.
I shut up and subtitles come out of my face.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
You Uh, you know what you do, Trisha, You binge
talk like you got wadded up yesterday about something that
was going on, and you just go on and on
and on and on and on, and then after that
you've gotten it all out, and then you're silent.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
For hours, and then I'm fine. Yeah, then I've gotten
it out. It builds up. I think about it a lot,
and then something happens and it tips for me, and
I get it all out, and.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Then I've said it, and you'll tell you'll tell, like
me something, You go through the whole dietribe of everything,
and then you'll get on the phone and talk to
someone else about it.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, I'm not much good to talk to you about it.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
No, you just stand there and I can tell when
I'm talking to you and I'm spilling about something.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I can tell you you've tuned out.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You're looking at me, but I can tell when your
eyes by your eyes that you're thinking of something else.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I don't care. I still have to get it out right.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And my dead giveaway that I've completely lost track of
this conversation is when I go, yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, yeah, that's what you know that I am. But
the thing is is, I'm aware that you've tuned out,
but I still keep going because I have to. I
have to say it. I have to get it out
of my body.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Lots of words in this woman I know always been
that way though she's always never been a delicate, quiet flower.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
No, I'm not a shrinking flower. I'm not shy. I
was when I was young growing up. Something that changed switched.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
World War three almost started and I didn't know anything
about this. Tricia's going to tell us about it in
the story We Love in just a moment. Hey, for
all of you new listeners, Hello, my name's Sandy. This
is Tricia. We're married. Just so you know that that's
a key element ye to understanding this show is that
we are married, because.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
If we weren't married, some of the things that you
and I say to each other.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Hr nightmare.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, but if we weren't marry, we'd be office ouchin
you think we would.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
You'd be lucky to officeouch with me, Sandy, Oh, yes
you would.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay, I'll take your word for us. Stories we love
all right?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
So the world is crazy, right, this would have been
a very fitting way for it to end.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
According to a report out of the UK, a mix
up involving British nuclear subs almost kicked off an international
incident with Russia recently. The UK Navy was scanning for
sounds of enemy activity underwater and thought they heard Russian
droned subs. The same sound was heard at least twice,
so they were freaking out. They thought Russia was dropping
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listening devices on the ocean floor to track Britain's nuclear subs,
but after analyzing the sounds, they now think it might
have been something else, and that something else is whale farts.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh really.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
The whale farts had been mistaken for enemy subs before.
Source in the military said they're still studying the data
and taking it very seriously, but they currently think.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It was just a gassy whale and nothing else.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oh that's funny. I wondered who it was that had
to go to the admiral in the Royal Navy in
England and go, ma'am or sir, we have a report
on the sounds that we've been hearing. Yes, what were they?
Whale farts? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Stand down, take the nuclear nuclear missiles out of the choots?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Right exactly, it was a whale tooting.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
You know what's really funny two things that you bring up,
this type of thing of submarines and underwater and stuff
like that. I read this thing that American nuclear submarines
are so difficult to find in the ocean by the
bad guys. Yeah, they would be. It would be easier
to find a grapefruit floating through space than to find
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one of the American nuclear submarines.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Hell yeah, America, how about that? Well done?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Isn't that crazy? And then and this is this cracked
me up. The Navy apparently has got a you know,
they got recruiting numbers to meet every year, right, so
they run campaigns they try to recruit people get the Navy,
just like every business tries to recruit, recruit, recruit. Their
TV commercial is recruiting people to be nuclear engineers. Yeah,
have you seen the commercial? I know, but I don't
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know what vucular was until you knew what nuclear was.
Joining the Navy be a nuclear engineer really, that just
I think it might be one of those things that
sounds real smartly.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
But oh there, because they're like, anybody can do it,
That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, that's what the commercial looks like. I mean, my
chance I would go out there, I'd go out there
and see that. I'd be, you know, eighteen years old
and go, hell, yeah, I'm gonna do that in the
maybe I next thing, I know, I'm peeling potatoes in
the back of a sub somewhere.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
They're gonna be like, so technically you have to work
your way up to nuclear subs.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Start.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
We're going to start you off in this kitchen back here.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Are scraping barnacles off of some battleships somewhere, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah, Can I just tell you that if I were
like eighteen nineteen trying to figure out as a young
person what to do, the Navy would be the last
one that I would do. Not because I don't think
the Navy's amazing, Because the Navy's my favorite after we
went to the Army Navy game. I'm a Navy girl.
Yea claustrophobia in those subs underwater? No, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I've got a buddy that was a submariner and he's
like six foot.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Four or five, and he was able to be on
this side.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I was very uncomfortable when he got used to it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I remember going as a young girl with my grandparents
and being able to get on a not a retired submarine,
a submarine that was just like a for a museum purposes,
and even as a young child being in it and
being like Christ real small in here.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, I'm tight in here. Yeah, and then to go
onto water.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
No, thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I'm glad people can do it.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Thank you for your service, Yes, any of you that
have served our country, thank you very much. We do
appreciate it. Play song quiz with us. We're going to
play the category the eighties coming up in just a second.
Don't forget. We'd love hearing from you guys. Send us
a text at seven three seven three zero one ninety
six hundred. That's seven three seven three zero one ninety
(07:11):
six one hundred. All right, we play this with our
uh with our Amazon device. Let's do it. Echo Play song.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Quiz, Welcome back to song Quiz. How many people want
to play song quiz One? To play a music decade,
say decade. To play a brand new music genre, say
genre decade. Choose a pop music decade nineteen eighties starting
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your eighties, Gal we Go Baby. Your opponent is Eden, Eden.
Don't forget about your lifelines. They're there if you need them.
Question one for ten points.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Eddie Money, take me home.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Tonight, Yaosa Yasa, Tricia was Rocket. You got the full
twenty points Video Girl. You and Eton are tied with
twenty points.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
You.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Question two of five for ten points, you be.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Forty Red red Wine. You be forty Red red Wine.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Big Time. You got the full twenty points. Your score
is forty and Eden's score is twenty. Question three for
ten points.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Culture Club? Do you really want to hurt me?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Culture Club? Do you really want to hurt me?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Cowabunga? You got the full twenty points? Did Your score is?
And score is twenty? Question four at twenty points.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Ario Speedwagon, Ario Speedwagon. I can't take this feel. I
can't fight this feeling anymore.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Gnarly you got the full thirty points. Your score is
ninety and Eden's score is twenty.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Working on perfect for the song, working on scrud perfectly.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I'll like, hey, you get it?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Question five for forty points?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Okay, all right? For the perfect game journey separate ways.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Scooby dooby doo ye, straight up, you got the full
fifty points.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
What the board?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Your score is one hundred and forty and Eten scores sixty.
Oh but still they got a dude.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yes, one hundred and forty. A perfect game.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
It is a perfect game that's never been done before.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
It's like a bowler that bowls a three hundred. All strikes,
all strikes. Baby, I'm not to be messed with today.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
It's like I stepped out to go to the bathroom
and you played the game.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
If this would have been named that tune, I would
have got it in two notes, every one of them.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Really, I mean, you were on point yeaty don't.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'm not to be trifled with too.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Not for the eighties, clearly, not for the eighties.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I want several We've got a lot of show left,
and I want lots of recognition between now and the
end of the show.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Okay, let me ask you this, what's more dramatic, your
perfect game or me saving it at the last minute.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I mean that's like it's it's like a baseball game
and that you know, I'm the pitcher and through a
perfect game, no hitter, and then you but you're the
one that hit the home run in the bottom of
the nine.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I think that they're both equally impressive.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, we are really fond of ourselves.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah we're I mean we're pretty good. We're a big deals.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Oh you're so stupid. It is what we are. Stay
with us. We've got more coming up. Three point one. Tricia,
would you like to know who the newest member of
the Air Gonger Club is?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I definitely What is this number? Seventeen, number eighteen, number eighteen.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Carlos gits number eighteen.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
All right, welcome Carlos.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
He hits the imaginary air Gong with us every single
day at the end of our caro don't care jingle.
If you would like to get your your air Gong number,
you just need to text your name to seven three
seven three zero one ninety six hundred and put gong.
Gotta know it's gong. That means you're an Air gonger.
I will immediately get back to you and assign you
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your number. I've almost got this automated. Oh really, it's
really me sending your number back to you. So, just
so you know, Carlos is number eighteen on the air
Gonger clubft chubbed Carlos.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I heard that gong Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
It was a different style, but I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Good jump, he's bringing it all right, here we go, Sandy,
do you care or don't care?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
To find out?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
According to a list of the most popular Super Bowl
foods by state? What the most he was where to
say it? What the most favorite super Bowl soup is?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I really don't care, but I'm gonna care. Hopefully your
mother's listening, because no woman on love soup than your mother.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Right. Meanwhile, have you ever gone to a Super Bowl
party and they were serving so Nope?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
No, think I think I'd leave if I found out.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeah, So someone put together list most popular Super bowls.
Super Bowl foods Buffalo chicken, dep hot dogs, baked potatoes,
fried green tomatoes, and no Fla soup spelled k n
o e p h l A no flea soup. It's
a German soup that has dumplings, potatoes, chicken, veggies, and
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cream in it ps.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
It sounds delicious.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, it sounds delicious, but not really your Super Bowl snack.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
It is popular in the north central part of the country.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Not pizza level popular, clearly, I've never heard of it.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
No flus soup like Minnesota, Ohio.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yeah, I would think that the last thing that you
want to have holding in your hands while you're watching
an exciting football.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Game is a bowl of soup. Yeah, like, what if
you want to jump up?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
And it's probably very popular and more cold weather climates.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Maybe so, But I would eat that. I don't even
know if I'm saying it.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Lets tell your mom about it. She'll whip it up.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
So whip it up, Sandy, care or don't care?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
What?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
A congressman proposed in eighteen ninety three that the name
of the United States of America should be changed to Yeah, this.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Is kind of this is very relevant because of the
changes of your.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Harry trump ish Yeah what was it? He wanted it
to be called the United States of Earth.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I think it should be the United States of Badasses.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Of Badasses, United States of Earth.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Google maps is changing their thing to the Gulf of America.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Are they really?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And uh will be now Mount McKinley again. Remember they
changed it to Mount Denali.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Still, why do we Why do we care about this?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Oh? Because we can, because we're America.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Gulf of America like it. No, I'm calling it. I'm
out on that, Sandy care.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Don't care to find out what the world record is
for the most ping pong balls caught with somebody's head face,
not their hands.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
How do you catch a ping pong blow with your head?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
So you care?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Yeah, most ping pong balls caught on his head that
was covered in shaving cream in thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
It was fourteen.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I should try to break that record.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, just cover your head in shaving cream and I
bounce the ping pong ball and you have to surge
blurt your head in the direction and it has to
stick to the shaving cream.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
It in thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Let's do it? Oh we do? Go get some ping
pong balls? Don't we have some from your stupid milk
bottle game.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
It's not stupid, Y'all'll let you use them if you're
nicer about it.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
All right, let's do it. All right?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
I think that's gonna write that down. Great, Ping Pong,
bald Head record.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Things to do Yeah, things.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
To do to do list.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I hope you'll be here at eight o'clock this morning.
From eight until nine is the JB and Sandy Hour.
If you missed it yesterday, here's something you missed. JB.
As Dads to Daughters. This story is is awkward for us,
but we're going to take it on anyway. But it
involves it involves Steve Harvey and a magazine that's making
(15:27):
a comeback. Right, mm hmm, what's that trick?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Sorry? I thought you. I'm not trying to say something else.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah, Playboy is bringing back its print edition. It stopped
before COVID, which is.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Stopped because of just before.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
COVID stopped because of COVID five stops during the COVID
pandemic five years ago. So its first print is coming
out and they've announced that its first cover girl for
this newest, newest print is Lori Harvey, mister Steve Harvey's daughter, really.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Right, And I immediately was like, wait a minute.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Wasn't mister Steve Harvey the one who said your your
main job as a father is to keep your daughter
off the pole. Chris Rock said that Chris Rock said it, yeah, okay.
I feel like Steve Harvey has said a lot of
stuff similar to that, like women be your own woman,
don't depend on a man, be strong, this, you know,
all this kind of stuff. And then I was like,
(16:27):
oh my god, Now his daughter's on the cover of Playboys,
So I was like, what's worse the polar playboy.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Hey, at least he's not Charlie Sheen.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Oh geez, I know you know about.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Charlie Sheen's daughter Jabe. Oh oh, she's poorno star only
mattress actress. Uh. That's karma with him, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
One of his daughters is on Only Fans ps. Her
mother is on Only Fans too. That's not weird at all.
And then his other daughter just got baptized because she
said the Lord delivered her from the darkness. Like he's
got two completely opposite ends of this spectrum going on.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Well, I mean that's who they were he was running
around with when those girls were young. If you remember
the Tiger Blood days with Geane right, So I mean,
Chris Rock said, dad's number one job, keep your daughter
off the poll. Steve Harvey's daughter is going to be
on doubt that's because she's on the cover, doesn't mean
she's going to be Yeah, it made.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Me tastefully done, as they sometimes do, right, right, I.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Mean the cover models aren't normally what showcased in the do.
They still lay out real big the centerfold, the centerfolds,
they still do that.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
They still got the stapler in their belly button.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Right.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I thought if you were on the cover, that you
were the one who was being featured in the in
the rollout in the centerfold, or.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
A big wound if you yank it out of the
every playboy playmate's got appendix scar. Actually they went staple
free in the early nineties. I think sure, of.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Course you have that information.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
So what's worse though, I mean the poll or playboy
the pole? Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
I mean you would say the poll because the poll
is a little bit seedier your place. Those playboys are
probably right there where that poll is too, you know
what I mean, same clientele.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah, but the poll you're interacting with dudes.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
You're not. You know, you don't have to look in
the pole. You don't have to look the guy into
his creepy eyes, you know what I mean. To get
your toy, get your one dollar. I mean, Playboy.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
It's just you don't have to tell anybody you love them,
ye play Boy, Right.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
You have to make up some cover story that you're
a nursing student at ut or die.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
They So it wasn't that long ago.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
They still had, you know, I'll just say, for the
lack of a better term, dirty magazines, even at convenience stores,
just covering in a certain season. When the time you
saw that, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Dirty magazine, the Internet, I feel like knocked all that out.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I feel like you're now somebody to subscribe, right, right, I.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Feel like somebody who's got a print of Playboys, just
purely for nostalgic reasons.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Right. I'll tell you something I think I have every
single time I'm on I thirty five South between Austin
and San Marcos. Where's it? Where's that big giant megaplex
dirty book store at the.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Top of the moment When there used to be a
water slide when I was a kid, that's gone.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Then it was a church, then it was a massage joint,
and it was.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
A dirty book store.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah right, But you know the big giant one that
I'm talking about, Yeah, it's like Mega something, Yeah, Mega
something that to me just screams, I gotta have it
right now. I got to have this right wait. I
can't go online and order this and wait a couple
(19:52):
I gotta have it now. Whatever you're in there for
is a must have. It's an emergency. Shan that wait
and another day or two can't or I don't care
who sees me. I don't care if my neighbors are
in there. I don't, I don't. I gotta have it
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right now, So I don't know how those placers are
still open. To be honest with you.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
The other advantage of being in the Playboy is that
you don't go home at night smelling like strawberries and vanilla.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, that's very.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Boy. I thought an urge the other day. I was
out walking by myself and there was this guy and
this young I don't know, thirty something women. They were
running and they had run by me twice, and the
first time she went by me, I was she had
on this amazing perfume. It smelled really good. And then
she then they turned around on the trailer coming back
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the other way, and I saw him coming and I
was like, I'm gonna ask her what that perfume is
and I'm like, no, that might be.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
She's running with her boyfriend and you're him to say,
you smell great.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
It's really good to you.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
That's not weird.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, it was really good, though. I'm telling you.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
If some guy did that to us when we're out walking,
if he's like, excuse me, sir, lady, you smell fantastic.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I would say you just stand there.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
It wouldn't bother me.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
You wouldn't think it was weird.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
No, I wouldn't. But I'm me right, I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. Uh. But so anyway,
when does that issue come out? Now?
Speaker 3 (21:29):
It comes out on February tenth, but you can pre
order it now, gotta have it now if you would
like to.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Right, Wow, all right, well, I'm sure Steve Harvey is
thrilled about this.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Thanks for listening to the podcast edition of The Sandy Show.
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