10-14-25 - 8am - Ryan Schuiling Filling In - The Totally Real Donald Trump

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's the fairly odd parents mema? This is where my
trophy would go if I had one. I don't have
a talk back, and normally there's a punishment. I wasn't
going to but I am I am, I am I No, yeah, yeah,
that's the punishment. We all know what the punishment is.
You get it.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Sorry, this hurts me, not just hurt you. If that's enough.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
The silence is deafening from the listeners, to be sure,
but could you imagine I'm so glad that you played
that because it puts things in perspective. Dragon little did
you know if Kamala Harris god forbid had won in November?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Are we having that press conference?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Are we having Well maybe you saw the tweets or
you know, posts from from Biden the administration. Hey, my
groundwork set this all. I did this.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
At least Joe Biden had the decency. And I am
saying this sincerely. This is not tugue in cheek. This
is not sarcasm. He did mention and thank President Trump
in his post on X something Barack Obama couldn't or
wouldn't do.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Can you imagine? And Elizabeth Warren PoCA honess she didn't
do it either.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
They just can't bring themselves to just admit the obvious.
And because you played what you just played, I have something.
It's thirty three seconds long, actually thirty four, but it's
going to feel like three hours.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
This is my edit. It's a classic. I believe.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I played it for the first time on this program
when I once occupied the chair that Dragon currently sits
in as executive producer of the situation Michael Brown when
he was on in the afternoons, the laugh of Vice
President Harris, and then I remembered the closing scene in
the nineteen eighty nine version of Batman with Jack.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Nicholson, and this is what I came up with.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Yeah, yeah, we will now have seven talkbacks.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I haven't heard that before. Man, that you all got chills.
That is scary.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
It is Halloween.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
And I will send it to you if you want
to use that like on a PD audio track.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
No no, no, I'm talking like if you have a haunted house.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
And the kids come trick or treating and you want
to use that track that I just play it on
a loop, like the kids come up, and maybe they
don't come up because they're so scared. I will send
it to you just gotta send me.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Your request if you want to keep all the candy
for yourself, right thirty three one oh three, and I
will email it to you if you would like that.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
There's another feature on my program that I am bringing
to you today.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
It's called hot Takes from President Trump, his interactions with
the media, the clever things that he says, and it
leads into my conversation with the President of the United States. Wink.
The President of the United States joins us now in
Ryan Schuling Live. President Donald J. Trump, fresh off his
trip to Israel back here in the United States, but
he runs on diet coke and Big Max and doesn't

(03:51):
need much sleep. Mister President, thank you so much for
your time and congratulations on this big piece agreement.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
Well, we're very happy about the piece agreement. You look
at mccroney wasn't on stage, but we did a great
job with him. He's a great guy. I also want
to say to you, Ryan that I want to wish
you a happy Columbus. Say you look at it. They're
trying to call it Indigenous People's Day. I get a
little very well with indigenous people. They called me Chief

(04:19):
Golden Eagle. Right, it's a tremendous thing. But you know,
I want alwaysh the happy Columbus State to everybody, including Pocahontas.
And you know Jiggerly Bellypritz, so I call him Chief
Broken Sale. He stands under scale and it tells him,
please get off. You're hurting me. Please get off. So

(04:39):
Happy Columbus Day to everybody, and we hope everybody's having
a tremendous day.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
But we love him.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
The Piece Deal, it's a great piece deal in the
Middle East. Nobody ever thought it was possible, and we
did it and we're celebrating it now. We're doing very well.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Mister President, you mentioned hers. So I want to read
for you the comment that Pocahontas, OH Senator Elizabeth Warren
posted on x And it's peculiar to me because we've
seen several of these, including from the former president Barack
Obama talking about the peace deal that was struck, but
noticeably removing your name from any mention of it. She says, quote,

(05:17):
for two excruciating years, I have called for the return
of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October seventh and held
in Gaza. Today is a good day surviving Israeli hostages
are finally home and reuniting with loved ones. I'm thinking
of them and their families on this joyful day and
praying for their full recovery. I'm also grieving for all
those who can't come home today. Today must also be

(05:38):
an important step toward lasting peace in the region, peace
for both Israelis and Palestinians. We must end the war
in Gaza, surge humanitarian aid, and negotiate a two state solution. Now,
how much, mister President, did Senator Warren's call for the
return of the hostages have to do with the deal
getting done?

Speaker 6 (05:57):
Well, I had nothing to do with the deal, you have,
big She was sending her calls by a smoke signal,
and nobody knows what the hell an enginey was like.
I said, I'm proud to be recognized as Sheep, Golden Eagle.
I do the greatest smoke signals in the history of
the world. But nobody else really knows about it. And
she was sending them by a smoke signal.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Nobody knows about.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
It, and nobody could read it, nobody could understand it.
But you know, she's a horrible person. She's very stupid,
and all the Democrats are very stupid. They won't say
thank you, which is okay as long as the US
have just come back, we don't really care about it.
But they're behaving like childish people, really stupid people. But
we're very happy to have the hostages come out, and

(06:40):
we're very happy that they're reunited with a lot of
their family, and we're very happy to see peace. First
and foremost, we're happy to see peace.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
We did hear this as well, mister President, very kind
comments from the Prime Minister of Pakistan, Shabez Sharif, and
he had these words for you at a gathering today.

Speaker 7 (07:01):
Mister President, I would like to salute you, yes, you
for your exemplary leadership, visional leadership, and I think that
you're the man this world needed most at this point
in time. World would always remember you as a man

(07:23):
who did everything went out of the way to stop
seven and today eight wolks.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
And the Prime Minister of Pakistan, Chebez Sharif also nominated
you for next year's Nobel Peace Prize.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Mister President, I found it a little.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Bit alarming that you were not mentioned more prominently, nor
did you win this year's prize that instead went to
Maria Coriina Machado. But even she mentioned you in accepting
this award, in thanking you for your support against the
communist dictatorship of Venezuela. What are your thoughts and feelings

(07:59):
about the Nobel Peace Prize? Does that mean anything to you?

Speaker 6 (08:03):
Well, I should win it, and frankly, I should win
it every year. You know that I'm a tremendous guy'm
a winner and one of the greatest people. But you
look at the Nobel Prize and you look at Maria.
She did a tremendous job. She dedicated it to me.
She did a tremendous job because she knows I should
have won it. But she's doing a great job too
in Venezuela. But she knows I should have won it.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
But the rest of the world.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
Is very unhappy with They don't like me. They like
what I'm doing, but they don't like me personally, so
they don't want to give me the Nobel Prize. So
it would need a lot to get it, just to
stick it to those people. But first and foremost, we're
looking for peace. But the President of Pakistan is a
great guy, and I got on the phone, you know,

(08:46):
with him. In India. They were shooting at each other.
We called the World War seven eleven, which they say
to me, sir, you know it's supposed to call it that,
but you know, we have to say it. We got
them on the phone and we got it all settled
in the out of war. And that could have been
a very nasty war. Could have been a nasty war,
like if the Pritzier family gets into a food fight

(09:08):
with the Christie family. You look at it, that's a
nasty war. But there's not a lot of throwing food.
There's a lot of throwing food into other people's rounds.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
They're eating it, you know.

Speaker 6 (09:18):
But it would have been a nasty war, and we
fixed it. But I think I should win the Nobel proz.
I think it's more than appropriate. But we'll see what happens.

Speaker 8 (09:28):
But we want peace.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
We're getting peace. But we appreciate the Prime Minister, the
President of Pakistani did a tremendous.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Job on this historic day of the President of the
United States Donald J. Trump joining us here on Ryan
Schuling Live. One final note, mister President, I know your
time is short, but you mentioned how people might like
the job that you're doing and what you're able to achieve.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
And get done.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
But they don't want to give you credit and they
don't like you personally. But I would contend that you
are maybe turning some people who formerly didn't like you
very much into at least respecting you. And I wanted
you to respond to this interaction between Bill Maher, who
visited the White House at the invitation of Kid Rock,
had a great time. You signed this list of insults

(10:09):
that you had delivered to him in the past with
your signature, and he framed that, and actor William H.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Macy, of all people, was marveling at this. Now.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
I don't know about Macy's politics, but it seems like
he thought this was pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
What did he sign there?

Speaker 4 (10:25):
This is when I went to the White House.

Speaker 9 (10:26):
These are all the horrible things he's called me over
the years.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Did you give him that and he signed it for that? Correct?

Speaker 6 (10:35):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (10:35):
That fucking brilliant.

Speaker 9 (10:37):
I know it's my it's my prize possession.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
What a signature.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
That's one of the best signatures.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Dopey dummy. Trouble is that one.

Speaker 9 (10:49):
Terrible student, not considered smart, no mojor terribleus.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
How did he know that? He doesn't him?

Speaker 5 (10:55):
This?

Speaker 10 (10:56):
This is what's so amazing that he, at the top
of his head could come up with fifty six different
different that's all rights.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Dummy, so cold, comedian.

Speaker 9 (11:10):
Not a smart guy, better than saminex, fired like a dog,
dumb ass, not an intellect terrible, no moron, stupid guy,
bad rating.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Okay, now you're just gloating.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Now you're just just it's that's hip.

Speaker 9 (11:28):
It's hip, and it's also just like says something about
the human mind or some human minds.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Like I couldn't come up with this many names. Yes,
if you.

Speaker 10 (11:38):
Gave me a day, I mean, if I had a day, Yeah,
if I had a day, and aysaurus and thesaurus exactly.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Mister President, William H. Macy says, you're pretty hip, are
you hip?

Speaker 6 (11:52):
Well, I would say that I'm I'm everything. You look
at it hip hop from the tremendous I'm with it.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
You know that.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
Gen Z was have Aura right, Aura farm at Aura.
It's the greatest story. Nobody's ever seen it, Nobody's ever
seen anything like it. You look at it. But we
have a tremendous thing we have with Bill Maher William
and small and Bill great guy or it could be
a great guy if he wants to be a great guy.

(12:21):
Both of those guys, Bill Maher and Bill Macy could
be great guys. But we'll see what happens. But we
have a tremendous relationship with a lot of people, and
there's a lot of other people who want that relationship,
and so they may get it, they may not get it,
but if they're nice and they want to make America
great again, we can be very good friends, I.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Can tell you, mister President.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Final thought along those lines, Bill Maher has been able
to rebuild a bridge with you, and I thought that
would have been pretty unheard of just within the last
couple of years. Is there any hope for Rosie O'Donnell
to do that with you?

Speaker 6 (12:58):
Well, you look at Rosio o'donalds. She builds a bridge.
In a minute, she steps on the bridge, it's coming
crashing down. That's what London happened, you know, London Bridge
came falling down because Rosie o'donnald, who's not a fair lady,
took a step on it and took the entire bridge down.
So she wants to build a bridge he's gonna destroyed
when she tries to cross it. She's got a lot

(13:20):
of problems, a lot of mental problems, a lot of
physical problems, just a lot of problems in general, including
if she wants to come back to the United States,
we're tariffing her five percent propound, which is a lot
of pounds a lot, and Irelanders are want.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
That to happen.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
So she wants to build a bridge, She's not going
to be able to do that because a bridge will
not support that horrible person. You look at her, she's
a horrible person and she would take it right down,
just like London Bridge, and we don't want that to happen.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Well, Rosie o'donnald may have a lot of problems with
the world has one less problem, and a big one
solved by the President of the United States. In this piece,
deal stre in Gaza as Hamas releases the twenty living
hostages and Israel pulls back from the territory within Gaza,
the first steps toward peace and President Donald J. Trump

(14:11):
largely responsible for that. Sir, thank you for all you're
doing for our country, for the world, and for joining
us here today.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
Well, thank you. So much of the world still has
one other problem, and it said you keep trying to
quick your day job don't try to quick your day job.
We do a fantastic job as it is. God bless you.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
All right. The President of the United States right there,
Donald J.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Trump, as portrayed by Sean Ferrish, and you can follow
him on x at Sean. That's Shawn Underscore Farish. He
hosts the Ungoverned podcast and joined me yesterday on my program,
which you can hear weekdays two to four pm right
here on this very station, six point thirty k out
Ryan Schuling Live. And Mandy Connell happened to be listening

(14:51):
during the three o'clock hours, so she does her show.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
What did she do? She tunes into my show.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Oh isn't that's sweet? I take that as a great compliment,
and she do you have to say quickly, I'm sorry,
but we saw the setup for the Rosie o'donald payoff.
You knew it was coming a mile away. Still funny.
The still funny.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
The thing about that is, and Sean's a great guy,
and I don't think anybody does remotely close to as
good of a Trump impression as he does.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
He's from Long Island, so he.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Has that same kind of heritage, that dialect he taps
into that. I think the phone line kind of helps
mask it a little bit more too. It has fooled
many of people, including myself. When he appeared on Clay
and Buck from mar A Lago, and Buck Sexton played
the straight man like I did, the news interviewer and
said the President was joining me a Marlago. Well, of course,

(15:41):
and they're down there, and then he starts saying stuff.
You're like, that sounds like something Trump might say, but
is it really him? George Brockler's told me that before
when he searched on.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Can can we say whom it fooled here? Should we?
It fooled Kathy Walker, Yeah, the former news director here
on KWA.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Or our news dragging. Yeah, it fooled corporate in Phoenix.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
They called her yes, said hey, we want parts of it,
we need this.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
And of course my policy is I'm never gonna front
sell it and give it away because that ruins the
fun of the bit. But I will let the listeners
off the hook at the end. And it's Sean, but
you can imagine him saying all these things and and
Mandy texting me, they really just say World War seven
eleven between Indian Pakists here and I.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Saw your reaction to that too, And.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah he did, and I could I could hear President
Trump saying that, did you see what he did yesterday
at the press conference?

Speaker 4 (16:36):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
So I have a very big crush on Georgia Maloney,
the Prime Minister of Italy. She's gorgeous and she's really
like a firecracker, like I like her.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
And he says, I'm gonna get in trouble for this
because you're not allowed to say it anymore. It'd be
the end of your political career. But she's beautiful. You're beautiful.
Do you mind hearing that?

Speaker 3 (16:55):
He is making beautiful great again? Women out there? Texas?
Three one zero three? Is it okay if President Trump
calls you beautiful? Or is that sexist? On the situation?

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Without Michael Brown, Good morning, Ryan and Dragon.

Speaker 8 (17:08):
Just wanted to let you know following the cackle clip,
the Batman catckle as we'll call it, the dog still
cannot be found, ran down the driveway. I don't think
she's coming back. Two of the kids still locked in
the room. I can hear the crying. It certainly, it
certainly had its effect.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
It's very scary this Halloween. If you could have seen
Dragon's face, and it really made my day because I
didn't know that that was the first time you had
ever heard that minute before.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Seriously gave me chills.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
It was that scary and apparently for the dogs and
the kids too, for our talkbacker it is Halloween. I
am sending it out and this Ryan requested it, said Ryan,
I want it. Ryan Brown sent me his email address. Ryan,
guess what you've got it? I just sent it to
you during the break the emails an MP three attachment.

(18:03):
Do you want an encore of it? Do we want that? No?

Speaker 4 (18:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Well waita wait, you're.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
At the fence.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
I can tell, but it exists, and to this Texter's point,
you can send your text three three one zero three.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Ryan.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
I remember driving down I twenty five, stuck in traffic
when you played that Kamala Harris Joker laugh. I just
laughed just as hard as I did that day. Well,
you're welcome. It was just something when I heard the
cadence of her laugh. It was a sit down, I
believe on sixty minutes with Nora O'Donnell, and O'Donnell was

(18:41):
asking her a serious question and Kamala wasn't expecting that,
and the look on her face was like mine when
I got the text from Dragon this morning that I
was hosting today and had forgotten and thought it was
Wednesday that I was hosting, but no, it was Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
It was a like a test you didn't study for
and now you got to take tests.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
I just like this string of explotives you put in.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
That text, which, why what are you talking about? Where
are the explotives?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
You do? You? You you said something? We can't say
that on it? No, no, no, yeah, we're run in
five minutes.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Oh yeah, the one I sat you.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Okay, see my brain was scrambled eggs there for a second,
and I might have scrambled eggs when I go home
after this program. But yeah, yeah, it was a blank moment, blank,
just that that was Yeah, okay, I'm on board with it.
But I appreciate you abridging the gap because we know
if you build a bridge, a Rosie's gonna stand on

(19:44):
it and break it. Now, that is another part I
wanted to go over. So in my bits with Sean Ferish,
I'll give him little morsels here and there, but to me,
less is more because I want his authentic, genuine sincere
reaction as President Trump to a question I might ask,
and if he doesn't like the question, he can rip

(20:05):
the question, or if it surprises him and he takes
it in a different direction. What people don't know. Sean
lives in Nashville. Great guy, tremendous talent. I hope to
meet him one day. I want to go to Nashville,
and hopefully that'll be soon. But he wants audition for
Saturday Night Live. He's a younger guy, younger than me,
anybody younger than me. You're young, so feel good about that.

(20:28):
I'm fifty one, so Dragon's younger than me a little bit, right, correct, Ye, yeah,
a little bit mid forties. And yet you're a grandfather. Yeah,
and I'm not even a dad yet. I don't know
that I know about.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
I don't think, probably.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Not anyway, So Sean is probably I'm going to say
mid thirties. If I had to guess audition for Saturday
Night Live, and he got a bad feeling about it
because of the political environment, and I think he soured
on the notion. But who would have been better to
portray Donald Trump? Now, as far as says, look, you'd

(21:03):
have to work on that. But you know they got
makeup artists for that. He's got the voice, he's got
a down pat, he's got the delivery, everything like that.
When it came to the bridge comment though you saw
it coming, and I should have seen it coming. But
when I offered that up yesterday, that was not with
intent or preplanning. It was not scripted. It might as
well have been. But that's the beauty of improv. True

(21:24):
improv is I'm the control in the experiment. If you
go to scientific method, and Sean then becomes the volatile variable.
Whatever happens happens. And I think that's an important dynamic
to have. For instance, you would have like Kevin Neelan
playing a straight man in any sketch and then Chris
Farley just being the wild man doing crazy stuff. But

(21:45):
Farley's funnier because Neilan plays it straight. There's another example
of that in one of my all time favorite SNL sketches.
And we're talking about back when SNL was good. It's
not now, hasn't been for a long time, but it
was children And I'll tell you the story of when
Saturday Night Live was outstanding, and this was that era.

(22:06):
There was a Chippendale sketch in which Patrick Swayzee was
having a dance off with Chris Farley. Now the outcome
should be obvious, and it's ridiculous on its face on
its premise.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
But Patrick Swayze is great.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
He plays this finely toned I mean, ladies out there
and the game end too. You can't do better than
swayzey circle whatever.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
That was.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Good looking, very handsome, looking.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Very attractive man, sculpted six pack, tan, looking good.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
And then he got Farley.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
So they have this dance off in the sketch and
the result should be predictable, as I said, but you
had three judges for the Chippendales, Kevin Neelan, Jan Hooks,
Mike Myers and unlike Jimmy Fallon who almost ruined the
famous Cowbot Bell sketch if you remember, because he was
cracking up, Chris Parnell doesn't break that guy's rock Sally

(23:00):
so good in a sketch like that, but he almost
broke because Jimmy broke.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
And my sister and I were just talking about this,
Lizzie and I she hates it.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Like they'll have highlight reels like on TikTokers of comedians
or sketch art breaking, meaning they start cracking up like
I'm with my sister.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
That's not funny. What's funny is when Kevin Neelan is
looking as.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Serious as a heart attack at Chris Farley doing these
ridiculous fat man dance moves.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Don't yuh uh huh.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
I get it, Okay, I understand, And he even articulates Nielan. Now,
Nielan's coming to Comedy Works South November, and I'm gonna
try my damn just to get an interview with him,
because I think that'll be fascinating, just to get his
insights on all these all time greats that he's had
the chance to work with, and he is one of them.
But he said, and it kind of made sense that
there's maybe a larger lady market out there for which

(23:46):
a Chris Farley type dancer might be appealing. And he
said that he delivered it just clear as day, no wavering,
no laughter. Jan Hook's not laughing, Mike Myers not laughing,
And that made the sketch. To me, it made Chris
far funnier because you're not trying to outdo him, and
I don't want that. It's like a good rhythm guitarist

(24:07):
is not going to try to outshine Eric Clapton on
stage when he's playing lead and that sort of thing.
And you know, with Sean, this guy is just such
a remarkable talent that I just invited him to be
on the show and to showcase that ability.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
And he always risks on me, if you notice.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
At the end, because I do a fair to Midland,
I would say impression of our President Donald J. Trump
is with affection. I think good impressions come from that place.
And I actually interviewed Darryl Hammond not that long ago
about that. He an SNL grade of his own right
and also did a very good impression of Donald Trump,
and he said he didn't like Alec Baldwin's impersonation because

(24:46):
it came from a hateful place and that in order
to impersonate somebody, well there has to be some ounce
of compassion that you become that person. I mean, I
know I'm kind of teaching acting one O one here,
but you can't, let's say, your play a villain, you
have to become the villain, you know, like he Fledger
did as the Joker in the Dark Knight and did
so well a little too well that he immersed himself

(25:08):
in that character, became that character. You can't hate the
character that you're playing, and Alec Baldwin hates Donald Trump,
and therefore, in my opinion, the impersonation is tainted. Where's
Darryl Hammond's was not? And Sean Ferrish's is not. And
Sean does it from a loving place, but he gets it.
Trump's bombastic, He's over the top. He says incredible things

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that are that are far outlandish, like I was.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Best friends with Thomas Jefferson, we called him TJ.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Like Sean takes it to that next level, a little
bit more ridiculous extreme, but it's still funny because it's
quasibelievable that Donald Trump would actually say or do something
like that. So always have a good time with him.
And Patty just sends in Ryan. The Chris Farley dance
moves and serious face was amazing. Best ever. The thing
about Chris Farley too, is he was a good athlete.

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He could do cartwheels. I mean, he was extremely athletic
for a man of his girth and size, and he
showed that in that Chippendale sketch.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
He had legitimate dance. Most do you remember that sketch Dragon.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Oh certainly I can remember him doing cartwheels down the
ramp to the stage on other latter events, so it's like,
dude can move.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
And what he did he just let it rip. And
the other part about that sketch too.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
So Patrick Swayze is not a classically trained comedic actor.
He was a very good, I think serious actor in
the roles that he played Roadhouse Ghost, none of those
sort of thing point break I think was another one.
But in that sketch, he didn't break. He didn't break.
He was the dancing character and he was just so
nervous and wanting to win, but a nice guy and

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he didn't want to see Chris Farley's character lose. It
was really a neat textured sketch and one of the best,
definitely in my opinion, top five all time SNL sketches,
And if you have a thought on that, I want
you to text to me at thirty three to one
oh three. Off the top my head all time sn
sketches would be that one cal Bell with Christopher Walkin

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in the Sinatra Group where Phil Hartman plays Frank Sinatra.
He's on fire Sting portrays Billy Idol. That's funny. Chan
Hooks as Shinead O'Connor, Chris Rock as Luther Campbell from
Two Live Crew, and then Steve and Edie Frank Sinatra
sidekicks as portrayed by Mike Myers and Victoria Jackson. It

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is all NonStop lasts from start to finish. It is
so well written and so well delivered by the late
great Phil Hertman. And I was talking to Dan about
that yesterday too. This is something that President Trump says
and does. He'd be on the campaign trail and he'd
be talking about the indictments that he was facing, or

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the charges that came against him, the weaponization of the DOJ,
the thirty four felony counts that he was convicted of.
I've been convicted more than the late greatl Capone. I'm
just thinking, is that really appropriate to call a mobster
who was responsible for the Saint Valentine's Day massacre and
other mob related hits of the classic era of nineteen

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twenty Chicago bootlegging, to call him the late great al.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Capone, That's what he did.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Your text at three three one zero three, your talkbacks,
or you're gonna get more Kamala you get more cackling Kamala,
you'll get the Halloween version with the joker laugh. That
really scared Dragon and scared our talkbackers dogging kids. So
that's the warning, carrot and stick approach here, folks talkbacks.
When we come back, wrapping up this hour of the
situation without Michael Brown, Ryan Shuling filling in.

Speaker 8 (28:43):
That joker laugh is actually my ring tone on my phone.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Send a text message with your email get the new
joker laugh.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
That's right, new ringtone. Come on, it's already happened for
Ryan Brown. Great first name there, Ry, and I sent
it to him. If you like it for your Halloween
use send me your email address at three three one
zero three and it shall be done.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Ryan Schuling filling in for Michael Brown.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Winding down this third hour of four, This four hour odyssey,
it's longer than the three hour tour that Galligan took
with the Skipper.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
It was a big problem Gelligan. See, I'm not supposed
to do that.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
President told me to not quit my day job and
stop impersonating him. I can't help it sometimes and it
goes to this texter, I just tuned in during the interview,
so I missed the Halloween cackle. Play it again please? Btw,
I thought the interview was real. You're not the only one.
And John texts me this that Rosie O'Donnell cracked me up.

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You should not be talking about this when I'm trying
to drive down the road. Yes, there will be comedic
value to this program. Normally that comes from Brown's personal stories,
and they may be coming in hot and heavy tomorrow.
How do you think that trip went for him?

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Dragon?

Speaker 6 (29:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:58):
I think the trip was was phenomenal because you know,
he enjoys going to New York and having a granddaughter
experience for the first time. I'm sure there will be
lots of you know how children experience new things, a
lot of joy in that. But I am more anxious
to hear about the trip home because he is personally
nervous about, you know, ATC being shutdown and he might

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not even get a flight home. Denver Airport yesterday was
a madhouse.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
It was a zoo. I think they might have had
something to do with it. Jud Bud just wants the
ring tone. You're going to get it. It would make
a good ring tone, yeah, because it'd be It's about
thirty three seconds long, So that'll that'll cover any call
coming in. I didn't even think of that, Ryan no Bs,
I have never watched a single second of SNL other

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than clips.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
I couldn't avoid.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Well, I'm gonna tell you you really missed out from
the OG cast of the mid to late seventies, of course,
And then I would say again, Eddie Murphy's years, Joepiscopola,
those two together were great and a knee and that's
a great sketch if you haven't seen it, you got Piscopos,
Frank Sinatra and Eddie Murphy as Stevie Wonder and Eddie

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can sing.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
If you didn't know that this guy's talent.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Eddie Murphy arguably my all time favorite comedian all around.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
He's got a song, He's got the party all the time.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Goo wants to party all the time, Patty all the time. Yes, yeah,
maybe you'll need to play that coming back from one
of our next breaks.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
There can all right?

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Good, awesome the SNL the neighbors upstairs skip, that's a
very good one. And how could I leave out motivational
speaker Matt Foley.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
I've been thrice divorced and I live in a van
down by the River, which our.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Own Shannon Scott actually does. Shannon's funny. I don't know
if he's matt fully funny. I don't know that Shannon
would claim that he's matt fully funny. But the original
sketch I believe Phil Hartman, of course, part of it.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Julia Sweeney. Phil Hartman plays the dad.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
She plays the mom, Christina Applegate plays the daughter. She's
the guest host that week, and David Spade plays the
son and.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Spade cannot hold it together. I can't blame him, though.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Farley doing Matt Foley right in your face, good luck.
If there's ever a sketch I might have broken in
that might have been in. I don't blame David Spade
for that one. In that case, it might have actually
made it kind of funny. You know who didn't break though?
Phil Hartman a pros pro rip both him and Farley.
It's just so sad they're both gone and have them
for so long. Our four situation without Michael Brown still

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ahead