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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Doom and Gloom. I'm really glad to hear
that you had such a great trick with your granddaughter.
It's gonna be memories forever. I listened to your podcast
from yesterday, and uh, I just want to say, why
do you got to pour cold water on things that
happen good? Right off? Can't we have a little bit
(00:21):
of cheerleading on our side for at least a little while,
You know what, I love you guys.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Mean it.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Hey, I heart, I know that you probably don't care
of us. There was nothing listening to as the most
biased decent gong left left left lest left, and yet
you promote you are a conservative. Space distribution was.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yesterday with the sixteenth anniversary of the balloon Boy hoaxed
by the Hainey family. Even though they moved out of Colorado,
I didn't realize Governor Poulos pardoned them in twenty twenty.
Interesting yesterday, Alec Baldwin was in a car accident. Alc
(01:21):
claims that a large garbage truck the size of a
whale had cut him off and he was driving his
wife's SUV and hit a tree. According to the dash
cam on the truck, Baldwin was legally trying to pass,
and he ended up losing control and swerved into a tree,
(01:44):
which version's right. Four years later, Nancy Pelosi's still lying
about January sixth. A reporter asked her why she refused
the request for the National Guard on January sixth, Nancy
Pelosi screw at the reporters, shut up. I did not
refuse the National Guard requests, even though there's ample evidence
(02:09):
that she did, including statements from the chief of the
US Capitol Police.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
I thought that was what you called an earworm.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Are you complaining about scrawnie Donnie again?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
They get what they vote for.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
We'll see.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Wait till you get your granddaughter's mini bar bill after
she crushed it surf and Instagram while you laid there snoring.
Oh what a miserable trip.
Speaker 7 (02:39):
Good morning, Michael and Dragon. And if Michael really this
is your album? Sorry, this is your favorite. J Guber
and I really really want to thank you for the
bottom of my heart for your support forra Israel. Thank
you so much. That means a lot to me. And
(03:00):
sure all your other jewsh Oh listeners.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Thank you. Thank you. Michael.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
I'm Israel high.
Speaker 9 (03:09):
Hey Michael, if it helps out, you get that map,
and I'll be glad to donate, you know, a dozen
push pins to represent your listeners.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Michael, Mom, Donny's going to improve the quality of life
for those super wealthy New Yorkers, whether they like it
or not.
Speaker 10 (03:31):
Hey, Michael, I think it was Milton Friedman who came
up with the idea that if you spend your money
on you, it's the best, but if someone spends your
money on other things, that's the worst. And I believe
that's what's happening here. I don't know how he knows
what I want. He doesn't even know my name, much
(03:52):
less many of the people in his district. So how
can you spend your money on you?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Thanks?
Speaker 8 (03:59):
I got it. I tell you, Dragon, that was pretty funny.
And it was funny because it was true.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
She's a woman and she doesn't even.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Know what she wants.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Gold, Dragon, Gold, Martimichael and Dragon. I hope you're both
doing well today, Hey Dragon, for our favorite jew goober,
you always play well, almost always play Hava Nagila about
some good Jewish rock music, like anything from Kiss about
Detroit Rock City. When you're gonna play something from the
(04:31):
jew Googer, there's a thought I'm great to guess.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
If you or your spouse have difficulty choosing what type
of food you want to go out to eat, go
on Amazon dot com now and search for dice for
type of food. It'll come up with various options from
wood ones to steal, etc. And today some of them
(04:57):
are as low as just four dollars. Great way to
ease attention.
Speaker 10 (05:02):
Hey, Michael, I know how to fix this entire problem.
Do what I do.
Speaker 11 (05:07):
Cook.
Speaker 10 (05:08):
All women should know how to cook, because then they
don't ever have to ask us for dinner. They can
make it.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Now.
Speaker 10 (05:13):
I know that's stereotypical, but you know I don't mind,
because then I'm in complete control and you get to
eat what I want to eat.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Just say, guess where we're going to dinner, And the
first guest she takes is where you go?
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Yes, when I don't feel like going to the circus,
I'll just drive. Won't say a word to her and
where I want to go, And if she complains, then
she's got one chance at telling me one place. But
other than that, I don't feel like playing the circus game.
(05:55):
Lions and Tigers and snakes, Good morning again.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
You favored you here?
Speaker 12 (06:02):
Dragon, You're damn it.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I thought it was only me.
Speaker 12 (06:06):
Yeah, their fries suck.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Now I ask them for it, like make them at
Fort Chrispy.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Oh, we don't do that.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Well, so I don't know there no more.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Oh well, hey, have a good.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Day, Michael. Folks the music and a nice sounding lady
from I don't know Australia giving us the you in
digital ID. No, they didn't sell me.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Hey, Mike and Dragon.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Yeah, I'll give all my personal information over to the
un just right around the time that I moved to Haiti.
Speaker 12 (06:38):
Mike, you're really pushing my buttons with this restaurant thing.
You know, the games you guys play. She's gonna suggest
eventually to go to restaurant A, and you're gonna say, oh,
that sounds great, let's go there. It's right next to
restaurant B. They're really good too, And she'll say, oh, okay,
(06:59):
let's go restaurant BE. That sounds great, and hence you
win the game.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Michael.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
First we have the U and Digital ID. Next up
the Market of the East. Michael, there isn't a problem
with cooking too much. How much you ever heard of leftovers?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
How about that leftover fish yum?
Speaker 10 (07:25):
Haven't you heard this story about the man who was
so excited because his wife kept bringing in burnt offerings
for dinner every night she was worshiping him.
Speaker 11 (07:34):
Mike, Sometimes it's hard to pick what you want for dinner,
especially when you want, let's say, mac and cheese from
one restaurant, and a steak from over here, and a
salad from that one restaurant, and then dessert from your
favorite dessert place. You don't want to have to drive
a bazilion places.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Michael. Back in the twelve hundreds thirteen hundreds, the ice
started to melt in the Fiords, and my ancestors went
and migrated to England, then went to visit Paris, and
they were all treated horribly. So I don't understand why
(08:12):
we should give anybody any special treatment.
Speaker 11 (08:16):
Mike, as a former Nebraskan that now lives in Colorado,
that guy's right. All you need for steak is just
some good seasoning and cooked to perfection.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
It's about fifteen years ago when Good Times got rid
of their wild fries, and that only lasted maybe three
months before they brought it back.
Speaker 8 (08:36):
Hello again, that's your jewsh your favorite Jewish Cooper, And
you know I love kiss.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
I do love kiss, but you know, like Colin Aguila is, like,
you know, makes it obvious it's Jewish, but not everybody
knows things.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
About that kiss our Jews.
Speaker 8 (08:56):
So yeah, thank you though,
Good morning, Doom and Gloom. I'm really glad to hear
that you had such a great trick with your granddaughter.
It's gonna be memories forever. I listened to your podcast
from yesterday, and uh, I just want to say, why
do you got to pour cold water on things that
happen good? Right off? Can't we have a little bit
(00:21):
of cheerleading on our side for at least a little while,
You know what, I love you guys.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Mean it.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Hey, I heart, I know that you probably don't care
of us. There was nothing listening to as the most
biased decent gong left left left lest left, and yet
you promote you are a conservative. Space distribution was.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yesterday with the sixteenth anniversary of the balloon Boy hoaxed
by the Hainey family. Even though they moved out of Colorado,
I didn't realize Governor Poulos pardoned them in twenty twenty.
Interesting yesterday, Alec Baldwin was in a car accident. Alc
(01:21):
claims that a large garbage truck the size of a
whale had cut him off and he was driving his
wife's SUV and hit a tree. According to the dash
cam on the truck, Baldwin was legally trying to pass,
and he ended up losing control and swerved into a tree,
(01:44):
which version's right. Four years later, Nancy Pelosi's still lying
about January sixth. A reporter asked her why she refused
the request for the National Guard on January sixth, Nancy
Pelosi screw at the reporters, shut up. I did not
refuse the National Guard requests, even though there's ample evidence
(02:09):
that she did, including statements from the chief of the
US Capitol Police.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
I thought that was what you called an earworm.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Are you complaining about scrawnie Donnie again?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
They get what they vote for.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
We'll see.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Wait till you get your granddaughter's mini bar bill after
she crushed it surf and Instagram while you laid there snoring.
Oh what a miserable trip.
Speaker 7 (02:39):
Good morning, Michael and Dragon. And if Michael really this
is your album? Sorry, this is your favorite. J Guber
and I really really want to thank you for the
bottom of my heart for your support forra Israel. Thank
you so much. That means a lot to me. And
(03:00):
sure all your other jewsh Oh listeners.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Thank you. Thank you. Michael.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
I'm Israel high.
Speaker 9 (03:09):
Hey Michael, if it helps out, you get that map,
and I'll be glad to donate, you know, a dozen
push pins to represent your listeners.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Michael, Mom, Donny's going to improve the quality of life
for those super wealthy New Yorkers, whether they like it
or not.
Speaker 10 (03:31):
Hey, Michael, I think it was Milton Friedman who came
up with the idea that if you spend your money
on you, it's the best, but if someone spends your
money on other things, that's the worst. And I believe
that's what's happening here. I don't know how he knows
what I want. He doesn't even know my name, much
(03:52):
less many of the people in his district. So how
can you spend your money on you?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Thanks?
Speaker 8 (03:59):
I got it. I tell you, Dragon, that was pretty funny.
And it was funny because it was true.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
She's a woman and she doesn't even.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Know what she wants.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Gold, Dragon, Gold, Martimichael and Dragon. I hope you're both
doing well today, Hey Dragon, for our favorite jew goober,
you always play well, almost always play Hava Nagila about
some good Jewish rock music, like anything from Kiss about
Detroit Rock City. When you're gonna play something from the
(04:31):
jew Googer, there's a thought I'm great to guess.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
If you or your spouse have difficulty choosing what type
of food you want to go out to eat, go
on Amazon dot com now and search for dice for
type of food. It'll come up with various options from
wood ones to steal, etc. And today some of them
(04:57):
are as low as just four dollars. Great way to
ease attention.
Speaker 10 (05:02):
Hey, Michael, I know how to fix this entire problem.
Do what I do.
Speaker 11 (05:07):
Cook.
Speaker 10 (05:08):
All women should know how to cook, because then they
don't ever have to ask us for dinner. They can
make it.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Now.
Speaker 10 (05:13):
I know that's stereotypical, but you know I don't mind,
because then I'm in complete control and you get to
eat what I want to eat.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Just say, guess where we're going to dinner, And the
first guest she takes is where you go?
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Yes, when I don't feel like going to the circus,
I'll just drive. Won't say a word to her and
where I want to go, And if she complains, then
she's got one chance at telling me one place. But
other than that, I don't feel like playing the circus game.
(05:55):
Lions and Tigers and snakes, Good morning again.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
You favored you here?
Speaker 12 (06:02):
Dragon, You're damn it.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I thought it was only me.
Speaker 12 (06:06):
Yeah, their fries suck.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Now I ask them for it, like make them at
Fort Chrispy.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Oh, we don't do that.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Well, so I don't know there no more.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Oh well, hey, have a good.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Day, Michael. Folks the music and a nice sounding lady
from I don't know Australia giving us the you in
digital ID. No, they didn't sell me.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Hey, Mike and Dragon.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Yeah, I'll give all my personal information over to the
un just right around the time that I moved to Haiti.
Speaker 12 (06:38):
Mike, you're really pushing my buttons with this restaurant thing.
You know, the games you guys play. She's gonna suggest
eventually to go to restaurant A, and you're gonna say, oh,
that sounds great, let's go there. It's right next to
restaurant B. They're really good too, And she'll say, oh, okay,
(06:59):
let's go restaurant BE. That sounds great, and hence you
win the game.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Michael.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
First we have the U and Digital ID. Next up
the Market of the East. Michael, there isn't a problem
with cooking too much. How much you ever heard of leftovers?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
How about that leftover fish yum?
Speaker 10 (07:25):
Haven't you heard this story about the man who was
so excited because his wife kept bringing in burnt offerings
for dinner every night she was worshiping him.
Speaker 11 (07:34):
Mike, Sometimes it's hard to pick what you want for dinner,
especially when you want, let's say, mac and cheese from
one restaurant, and a steak from over here, and a
salad from that one restaurant, and then dessert from your
favorite dessert place. You don't want to have to drive
a bazilion places.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Michael. Back in the twelve hundreds thirteen hundreds, the ice
started to melt in the Fiords, and my ancestors went
and migrated to England, then went to visit Paris, and
they were all treated horribly. So I don't understand why
(08:12):
we should give anybody any special treatment.
Speaker 11 (08:16):
Mike, as a former Nebraskan that now lives in Colorado,
that guy's right. All you need for steak is just
some good seasoning and cooked to perfection.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
It's about fifteen years ago when Good Times got rid
of their wild fries, and that only lasted maybe three
months before they brought it back.
Speaker 8 (08:36):
Hello again, that's your jewsh your favorite Jewish Cooper, And
you know I love kiss.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
I do love kiss, but you know, like Colin Aguila is, like,
you know, makes it obvious it's Jewish, but not everybody
knows things.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
About that kiss our Jews.
Speaker 8 (08:56):
So yeah, thank you though,
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